OH SHIT KNIGGA(s) it's an adventure about being knights n shit.
4 knights are sent on a glorious quest to bring home the holy grail! Which have been stolen and taken to the Tower City! Each Knight needs at least 1 player to be the voices in their head to tell them what to do n shit. Do that by just naming yourself something with the highlighted title under the knight to identify which team you're going with. Each knight needs at least 1 active player to be....active. Yeah.
Example: Scythe Knight herpaderp -> Controls Gustaf the Scythe Knight
Tracking down the cultists who planned to use the Holy Grail for nefarious purposes, the knights broke into their ritual chamber before they could even prepare for said ritual! But know they must fight against a squad of Rogue Knights in the CUltists' employ!
previous threds:
https://www.mediafire.com/file/z5102dlwm24jfou/Knights_Quest.zip/file
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5285876 Does anyone even know where the grail is
Weebusy Orknight
>>5285876 Find the grail! Over there! My finger point!
Anonymous
>>5285888 >>5285889 Perhaps it's RIGHT OVER THERE! Where the weeb is pointing?!
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5285893 Jesus, that's a fucking weebshit grail if I ever saw one
Weebusy Orknight
Anonymous
>>5285897 .....Clearly this is not the grail you're looking for
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain ID:JHzuVxZi Sun 29 May 2022 04:15:52 No. 5285902 Report Quoted By:
>>5285893 He isn't pointing at anything, he just wanted to do a cool pose
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5285901 Cultists, explain.
What the fuck is this
Weebusy Orknight
>>5285901 Coress the grail
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain ID:JHzuVxZi Sun 29 May 2022 04:19:51 No. 5285909 Report >>5285905 That is clearly bait for Orkuzashi. Look you can see the box that is supposed to fall on him when he gets close to it
Anonymous
Lily Knight Twinkle
Quoted By:
>>5285910 Everyone looks at Orkuzashi pitifully as it falls on him.
Everyone.
Weebusy Orknight
>>5285909 >>5285910 Why would such eyes full of wanting be a trap!
Pull out bag of sand and pull and Indiana Jones.
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain ID:JHzuVxZi Sun 29 May 2022 04:24:26 No. 5285914 Report >>5285910 I look to see who is holding the rope that is attached to the stick that is holding up the box.
Lily Knight Twinkle
Quoted By:
>>5285912 And now he gets in trouble with the Mouse.
Anonymous
>>5285912 >>5285914 >>5285912 "Honestly I didn't even think that would work"
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain ID:JHzuVxZi Sun 29 May 2022 04:34:28 No. 5285930 Report >>5285925 "You clearly don't know Orkuzashi that well than"
The Mob Knights then attack the Elite Knight with a tag team attack
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5285925 Sneak into the chamber where the cultist practice their macho, homoerotic rituals to take the grail
Weebusy Orknight
Quoted By:
>>5285925 Rattle the box widely scared and confused.
Anonymous
Rolled 45, 23 = 68 (2d100) >>5285930 Roll 1d100. He has a +10 bonus
>>5285936 Roll 1d100 to sneak
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain ID:JHzuVxZi Sun 29 May 2022 04:53:21 No. 5285955 Report Rolled 88 (1d100) >>5285954 We will simply win
Lily Knight Twinkle
Rolled 32 (1d100) >>5285954 Use speed to get in quickly
Anonymous
>>5285955 >>5285956 The Mob slams into the Elite Knight! While the Twinkle Knight dashes past the rogue knights and into the cultists' chamber
Weeb still under the box
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5285959 What is inside the forbidden chamber
Weebusy Orknight
>>5285959 Ram with new box armor in to bad guy
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain ID:JHzuVxZi Sun 29 May 2022 05:05:59 No. 5285965 Report >>5285959 Keep hitting the Elite knight with super cool tag team attacks
Anonymous
Rolled 10, 3, 30, 1 = 44 (4d100) >>5285963 >>5285965 Roll 1d100
The enemy has a +10 bonus
>>5285962 What deep dark secrets could this chamber hold?
Roll 1d100. Higher your roll is, the less bad it iss
Anonymous
Rolled 95 (1d100) >>5285975 URAAAAAAAH
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain ID:JHzuVxZi Sun 29 May 2022 05:17:20 No. 5285979 Report Rolled 61 (1d100) >>5285975 This knight will fall before the power of friendship
Lily Knight
Rolled 25 (1d100) >>5285975 Lily Knight
Quoted By:
>>5285975 Why are there like 4 dice though
Mob Knight Abel
>>5285977 >>5285975 sorry, forgot to ID as mob knight
Anonymous
Weebusy Orknight
Rolled 7 (1d100) >>5285975 Anonymous
>>5285977 >>5285979 >>5285987 >>5285982 The mob continues ganging up on the Elite Knight as the Weeb rams his box into another rogue knight. It wasn't very effective.
As for Twinkle. Well. She found....
Lily Knight
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain ID:JHzuVxZi Sun 29 May 2022 05:32:59 No. 5285994 Report >>5285989 I ask the Elite Knight why he won't just die already.
Anonymous
Rolled 32, 11 = 43 (2d100) >>5285994 "You clowns could never kill me with those weakass attacks"
Roll 1d100 against my 2 rolls
+10 for the Rogue knights
>>5285990 The sight of man ass has sent Lilly into a rage
Mob Knight Abel
Rolled 12 (1d100) >>5285997 URAAAAHHHHHH
Lily Knight
>>5285997 "IT'S THE ANGRY ONE. SET MANASS TO MAXIMUM."
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain ID:JHzuVxZi Sun 29 May 2022 05:40:34 No. 5286000 Report Rolled 77 (1d100) >>5285997 "Then explain how your expensive premium armor is getting dinged and dirty as we fight!"
Anonymous
>>5285999 >>5285998 >>5286000 OH NO. THE MANASS IS OVERPOWERING EVERYTHING
Lily Knight
>>5286001 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KILL
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain ID:JHzuVxZi Sun 29 May 2022 05:51:46 No. 5286008 Report >>5286001 "Now, I have seen my fair share of man ass in my time, but I have never seen man ass radiating evil magic."
I ask the rogue knights if this was their plan the whole time
Anonymous
>>5286006 THE MANASS FORCE FIELD...HIS ASSFIELD, IS TOO STRONG! IT'S REPELLING ALL ATTACKS!
>>5286008 "....No. Pretty sure this wasn't part of the plan at all"
"I hate this city"
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain ID:JHzuVxZi Sun 29 May 2022 06:00:08 No. 5286011 Report >>5286009 "So do you guys wanna help us fight the Man Ass? We can go get beer afterwards."
Mob Knight Abel
>>5286009 >>5286011 Yeah offer them beer as our diplomacy roll.
Anonymous
Rolled 93 (1d100) >>5286011 >>5286013 "Hmmmmmm"
Roll 1d100 for diplomacy
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain ID:JHzuVxZi Sun 29 May 2022 06:09:53 No. 5286019 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 47 (1d100) >>5286018 I believe in our supreme Mob Knight charm
Lily Knight
Mob Knight Abel
Rolled 99 (1d100) >>5286018 oh shit nigga
URAAAAAAAH
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5286022 >>5286021 "Alright. We'll help. But we're not going out for beer afterwards"
"What? Why?"
"C'mon boys, alcohol's bad for your health"
"uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh"
"maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan"
Mob Knight Abel
>>5286026 damn I'm glad our LIlly knight isn't as bad as theirs
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain ID:JHzuVxZi Sun 29 May 2022 06:25:24 No. 5286031 Report >>5286026 "I would present my 35 page thesis on the values and benefits of getting wasted, but our companion is literally getting ass-blasted right now. We should probably help."
"Also could one of you disarm the trap the weeb is stuck in?"
Lily Knight
>>5286026 MANASS AAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous
Scythe Knight Gustaf
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain ID:JHzuVxZi Sun 29 May 2022 06:44:13 No. 5286041 Report Quoted By:
>>5286038 I show our new allies one of our ultimate techniques.
I throw the weeb at the ass
Anonymous
Lily Knight
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5286042 Pick up the Weeb and use him as a tool to bash the Night Knight.
Anonymous
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain ID:JHzuVxZi Sun 29 May 2022 06:58:17 No. 5286053 Report >>5286051 I try to stop Gustaf and play it off as a joke
"That's just how Gustaf says he is glad to have new friends."
Lily Knight
>>5286051 LOOK OUT SCYTHE KNIGHT THE MANASS IS COMING FOR YOU
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5286051 Wait, are we on the same side now? What is going on today?
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain ID:JHzuVxZi Sun 29 May 2022 07:00:30 No. 5286057 Report Quoted By:
>>5286055 The mob persuaded the rogue knights to join us against the evil Man Ass by using our charming Mob Knight charm.
And also beer but it turns out they are all straight edge
Anonymous
>>5286053 >>5286054 >>5286055 Before the Night Knight can respond, the power Cultist's Man Ass claps once again, sending out another massive shockwave, knocking everyone around
Lily Knight
>>5286058 well the rogue knights were going to betray them anyway so
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5286058 Chuck the Weeb at the Man Ass with great fervor. Aim for in-between the cheeks for massive damage!
Anonymous
>>5286061 THE ASS FIELD IS TOO STRONG. THE WEEB CAN'T PENETRATE! HE IS FROZEN IN MID-AIR!
>>5286059 "What? Pffffft. WhaT? Naaaahhh. Noooo"
"Yeah, what are you talking about. We'd never do that"
"Totally"
Lily Knight
>>5286067 Only three of you answered.
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5286067 Throw Night Knight at the Ass, surely his edgyness will allow him to cut through the field with ease!
Anonymous
>>5286068 "Because OP is a lazy fuck"
>>5286069 "Just because I wear bat themed armor doesn't mean I'm edgy. C'mon now"
Lily Knight
>>5286075 So what are you, a Batman type of guy or a Morbius one
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5286075 Throw our Lilly Knight in to the field for talking about shit movies. The Ass-Field has to break eventually.
Mob Knight Abel
>>5286075 The problem is we're not fighting fire with fire; unleash the MOB KNIGHT ASS
Lily Knight
>>5286077 They repelled me the first time, idiot. And Morbius was truly an unappreciated classic.
Anonymous
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5286090 Stand around while the Mob claps some man ass.
Anonymous
>>5286093 The power of Mob-ius is too great. OP will now have to suspend thread. See ya all later
updates:
https://twitter.com/notapaladin The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain ID:JHzuVxZi Sun 29 May 2022 16:56:12 No. 5286396 Report Quoted By:
>>5286096 The Mob Knights are certainly one of the knights of all time. They were trained, their armor was made and they have weapons
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5286096 we did it
the battle of the capeshit memes
Anonymous
hey op, new civ when? mob civ when?
Scytheman
Anonymous
>>5287177 When the stars are right
Weebusy orknight
Quoted By:
>>5287299 Orkuzashi uses box as stealth mode.... like his eastern island animez!
Anonymous
>>5287299 Are the stars right
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5292827 Knew we should've sacrificed more vtuber bodypillows
Weeb Knight
Quoted By:
Rolled 30 (1d100) >>5286096 look.
It's moving.
It's alive.
It's alive!
It's moving!
IT'S ALIVE!
IT'S ALIVE!
Anonymous
Quoted By:
thread soon
Anonymous
how the fuck does OP even keep running, when does he stop, when does he plan to stop and why are we still even here, hundreds soon a thousand threads of quests away and still masturbating over the same pictures of king, will in 10 years we still be playing squidman quest part 3
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5298217 Bring back Shotasniffer. We must learn how skeleton boobs work.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5298236 We must never learn how skeleton boobs work
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5298236 two massive cartilages Anonymous
>>5298202 Squidman quest would be an interesting naughtical adventure. Unlike the submarine one..
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5299354 Best sea-based adventure has always been Crab Knight
Anonymous
Quoted By:
op failed us again. boo
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5301026 hows the mobin time
Anonymous
Lily Knight
>>5301054 One of the stage plays of all time
Anonymous
>>5301057 IT'S A #MOBSWEEP
Weebus
>>5301065 Please babe we have watches Mob for 50 times today in 10 different tv's at the same time, can we watch something else?
Anonymous
Lily Knight
>>5301065 >>5301067 Wait, it beat Vampire Hunters: Endgame? The one where The King, Shotasniffer, Dickass Thief, Edward, and Future Boxer teamed up with the remaining Vampire Hunters to defeat Lolisniffer the Mad Skeleton once and for all?
Passerby Mob Knight
>>5301065 how much SRP gross?
Weebus
>>5301065 W-what's in the sixth place?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Have you guys ever heard of mobcoin? mobcoin is crypto and its pretty interessing, all your mobcoin is protected in the blockchain, but what is the blockchain you may ask? Its this huge enchanted cube shapes crypt that flies high in the sky and records every transction ever made in the blockchain, and since mobcoin is crypto then it is superior to goldcoins making mobcoins the most worthwhile investimento you could throw ALL your life savings at.
Anonymous
Lily Knight
>>5301084 back to omni cultist butt
Passerby Mob Knight
Quoted By:
>>5301084 SRP is priceless, got it
Weebus
Quoted By:
>>5301084 So that's what everyone is doing now, huh, watching Mob
Anonymous
>>5301085 Battle Theme plays loudly over the soundtrack
Lily Knight
>>5301089 if we shove a knife up his butt will he die
Anonymous
>>5301095 It would be very painful
Lily Knight
>>5301100 he's a big guy
for you
do it
Anonymous
Rolled 92, 193, 239, 476 = 1000 (4d500) >>5301101 Thanks to the other Rogue Knights helping out, Roll 4d100 to throw this knife through his butt aura. Your result is the sum of all 4 rolls. His is which ever one of my roll's the highest
Lily Knight
Rolled 25, 16, 64, 49 = 154 (4d100) >>5301106 >476 HIS POWER, TOO STRONG
Weeb 3
Rolled 97, 14, 54, 13 = 178 (4d100) >>5301106 >>5301107 Weeb throws Twinkle to accelerate the knife further
Passerby Mob Knight
Rolled 19, 84, 31, 94 = 228 (4d100) >>5301106 am I helping
Anonymous
>>5301107 >>5301111 >>5301112 With your powers combined, you managed to pierce through the Ass Barrier and stabbed the Booty Cultist in the left cheek!
Lily Knight
>>5301118 Damnit, was aiming for his butthole
Weeb 3
>>5301118 Weeb kicks his ass. Literally.
>>5301121 On the upside, we destroyed like 50% of his ass.
Anonymous
Rolled 32, 330, 440, 152 = 954 (4d500) >>5301124 Roll 4d100, same deal as before
Weeb 3
Rolled 27, 64, 27, 91 = 209 (4d100) >>5301127 mob get two rolls right
Lily Knight
Rolled 27, 27, 23, 89 = 166 (4d100) >>5301127 The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain ID:JHzuVxZi Sat 11 Jun 2022 08:05:33 No. 5301131 Report Rolled 59, 55, 28, 31 = 173 (4d100) >>5301127 Passerby Mob Knight
Quoted By:
Rolled 68, 80, 23, 85 = 256 (4d100) >>5301127 I am helping!
Anonymous
>>5301129 >>5301130 >>5301131 fucking internet bugged out
Lily Knight
>>5301140 everyone else is disturbed by this action
Weeb 3
>>5301144 >twinkle seething because she couldn't shove a knife up a man's ass disgracefur
Anonymous
Lily Knight
Quoted By:
>>5301149 >>5301148 >fur you got something to admit to the group?
Passerby Mob Knight
>>5301149 mobs seen things you couldn't imagine
Anonymous
>>5301140 Weeb slices the omnicultist's knee tendons so he can't squat and make Twinkle crave his ass anymore
Anonymous
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5301159 dropped the tracking device
Lily Knight
>>5301160 do not trust skeleton pedophiles
Anonymous
Lily Knight
>>5301168 how is the omnicultist
Passerby Mob Knight
Quoted By:
>>5301168 Yea, we are better to not fuck around with IRS
Anonymous
Rolled 158, 51, 336, 144 = 689 (4d500) >>5301169 He's gonna retaliate.
Passerby Mob Knight
Rolled 164 (1d400) >>5301171 with power given us by IRS
Lily Knight
Rolled 69, 45, 11, 89 = 214 (4d100) >>5301171 fuck
Passerby Mob Knight
Quoted By:
Rolled 45, 72, 94, 56 = 267 (4d100) >>5301171 >>5301172 wait wrong dice
Anonymous
Lily Knight
Quoted By:
>>5301177 WE NEED TO BREAK HIS SHIELD WITH SOMETHING
Passerby Mob Knight
>>5301177 throw mobs at it
Anonymous
Rolled 85, 209, 329, 184 = 807 (4d500) >>5301182 Roll to throw the Mob at the ass
Lily Knight
Rolled 93, 28, 31, 89 = 241 (4d100) >>5301186 come on that ain't fair
Passerby Mob Knight
Rolled 18, 26, 56, 55 = 155 (4d100) >>5301186 nyeeeeh
Mob Knight Abel
Rolled 24, 15, 21, 96 = 156 (4d100) >>5301186 nice to see you actually running the thread for once, OP
Anonymous
Rolled 82 (1d100) >>5301187 >>5301189 >>5301190 With the help from everyone. The Mob Knights are launched through the Booty Barrier and right into the Cultist's Ass
Roll 1d100 for seemingly no reason
Lily Knight
Quoted By:
Rolled 35 (1d100) >>5301191 Uh oh
Mob Knight Abel
Rolled 43 (1d100) >>5301191 OH GOD HIS ASS
also OP you better keep the bread running for the next 5 hours
Passerby Mob Knight
Quoted By:
Rolled 6 (1d100) >>5301191 eh, I'm sure it's fiiine
Anonymous
>>5301194 The Omnicultist CLENCHES HARD!
The Mob is now trapped between his cheeks
>>5301194 I make no promises
Lily Knight
>>5301201 shove the weeb in to widen
Mob Knight Abel
Rolled 93 (1d100) >>5301201 >>5301203 Come on Weeb, we're waiting for ya
Anonymous
Rolled 78, 156, 248, 124 = 606 (4d500) >>5301205 >>5301203 OH SHIT
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5301201 Observe this event from a safe distance.
Mob Knight Abel
>>5301207 >>5301208 nigga you better help too
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
Rolled 98, 37, 42, 91 = 268 (4d100) >>5301209 >>5301207 I roll 4d100 to observe the event.
Lily Knight
Rolled 41, 70, 88, 67 = 266 (4d100) >>5301207 Anonymous
Lily Knight
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
>>5301214 WHACK US IN, GUSTAF
COME ON
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5301214 Need more power, chuck the Elite Knight in to the crack as well.
Anonymous
Rolled 149, 409, 140 = 698 (3d500) >>5301214 Wait! He suddenly jumps into the air!
Roll 1d100 to defend yourselves
Lily Knight
Rolled 24 (1d100) >>5301224 Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 100 + 5 (1d100 + 5) >>5301224 Hmm.
Mob Knight Abel
Rolled 33 (1d100) >>5301224 jesus christ
Anonymous
>>5301225 >>5301226 >>5301227 The cultist used the 3 clenched between his cheeks as a weapon to slam into the ground, scattering everyone
Lily Knight
>>5301233 we need to defeat him like, now
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5301233 Roll upon hitting the ground to avoid damage to the more squishy bits of the Knight.
Weeb 3
>>5301233 Perform inside-out harakiri on him, NOW
Anonymous
Rolled 323, 375, 147 = 845 (3d500) >>5301239 >>5301240 >>5301245 Roll 4d100 for the final ASSault on the Ass Cultist
The Rogue Knights will provide a bonus of +50 to your final sum
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 84 + 5 (1d100 + 5) >>5301246 Defeat this man so we can defeat the Rouge Knights in peace!
Weeb 3
Rolled 9, 28, 76, 7 = 120 (4d100) >>5301246 *booming voice from inside ass* WITNESS MEE
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 90, 6, 25 + 89 = 210 (3d100 + 89) >>5301247 >>5301246 Oh, it was a 4d100.
Here's the full roll with the first roll accounted
Lily Dude
Quoted By:
Rolled 68 (1d100) >>5301246 Lily Dude
Rolled 50, 1, 100, 99 = 250 (4d100) >>5301246 Oops. Wrong dice. First time.
Lily Knight
Quoted By:
Rolled 16, 35, 92, 71 = 214 (4d100) >>5301246 Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5301258 OP's weighed dice.
Anonymous
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5301270 Excellent work, Brothers! Now locate the Grail before the cultists steal it away again.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5301276 Yes! Do that! Retrieve the grail!....in about eh, 4-5 hours. I gotta step out for a bit
Toodles
Weeb 3
Anonymous
Weebus
>>5301497 This is the grail? It looks strange
Anonymous
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5301516 I think we've been had, Brothers. The Rouge Knights must've ran off with the grail as we were winning a fight worthy of a level up.
Weebus
Quoted By:
>>5301516 Who are you, little man? Are you a knight too?
Like...little knight?
Anonymous
>>5301516 Does he weigh as much as a duck?
Anonymous
>>5301521 And who are you, mysterious anon knight
Weebus
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5301525 SIr Anon, King of the Austist
Anonymous
>>5301528 eyo dont molest the anons
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5301537 Throw the Anon out of the Quest and look for the Grail.
Weebus
Quoted By:
>>5301537 Grab neck
WHERE IS THE GOBLET!?
Weeb Knight
Quoted By:
Rolled 40 (1d100) >>5301537 Are we here to grab ass or to kick ass?!
Anonymous
>>5301537 Then how are we supposed to be build a bridge out of him? OP be reasonable!
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
Rolled 275, 267, 517, 249, 313 = 1621 (5d678) >>5301542 SEIZE THIS MAN RIGHT THIS INSTANT
Anonymous
Rolled 9 (1d100) >>5301538 Having banished the anon to the shadowrealm, you may now roll 1d100 to look for the grail
Weeb 3
Rolled 91 (1d100) >>5301545 watch us fail
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
Rolled 72 + 5 (1d100 + 5) >>5301545 Hmm.
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5301545 >>5301547 hoory shet it is mythical ying yang...
Anonymous
>>5301547 Oh hey there it is
Weeb 3
>>5301552 pour sake in it and have a sip
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5301553 >>5301552 Slap the Weeb away from the Grail before he does his weebshit.
Weeb 3
>>5301555 use judo on gustaf and throw him over the shoulder
Anonymous
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
Rolled 26 + 5 (1d100 + 5) >>5301561 Fucking weebs.
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
Rolled 52 + 5 (1d100 + 5) >>5301561 I also get +5 for using his momentum against him
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
so as I was saying, pour sake in holy grail and take a sip
Lily Dude
Rolled 64 (1d100) >>5301561 Anonymous
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5301579 Suplex twinkle, women can't touch holy relics
Lily Dude
Rolled 52 (1d100) >>5301579 Sip and become strong
Weeb 3
Rolled 76 (1d100) >>5301584 SUPLEX
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5301595 >>5301579 Observe the Suplex.
Anonymous
>>5301584 >>5301595 Oh noes.
Misogyny
Roll 1d100 against each other
The Lilly Knight has a +2 speed bonus over the Weeb
Lily Dude
Rolled 27 + 2 (1d100 + 2) >>5301601 Weeb 3
Rolled 35 (1d100) >>5301601 The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain ID:JHzuVxZi Sat 11 Jun 2022 18:29:35 No. 5301606 Report >>5301601 I look to back at the rogue knights.
I sure hope they aren't doing anything nefarious while we aren't looking
Anonymous
>>5301603 >>5301604 MY GOD! THE WINNER IS--
>>5301606 They're planning something, kinda sus
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5301611 Is this even the real Grail?
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain ID:JHzuVxZi Sat 11 Jun 2022 18:38:40 No. 5301614 Report >>5301611 I try to sneak into the huddle
Weeb
Quoted By:
>>5301611 >pocket the grail when no one's looking Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
>>5301611 Agreed, is that the real grail?
Lily Dude
Anonymous
Rolled 58 (1d100) >>5301613 Depends, has anyone drank from it yet
>>5301614 Mob Knight Abel
>>5301620 Peek at what the rogue knights are looking at!
Weebus
Rolled 41 (1d100) >>5301620 Hmmm...Lily, here, a bit of sake to make you feel better about losing, you get the first sip
Lily Dude
>>5301620 Claim "battered woman" and get unstuck
Anonymous
>>5301621 Roll 1d100, get equal to or better than 58
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
Rolled 53 (1d100) >>5301627 URAAAAAH
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain ID:JHzuVxZi Sat 11 Jun 2022 18:50:54 No. 5301630 Report Rolled 63 (1d100) >>5301627 Weeb 3
Rolled 69 (1d100) >>5301622 Rolling against this simp
Weeb 3
Weebus
Anonymous
>>5301630 "This is getting shittier by the minute. Nobody told me the cult has Ass-based super powers"
"Well it's a good thing the ritual didn't even start then."
"So what now? Definitely let those other assholes get their hands on the grail. Fuck knows what they'll do with it"
"We proceed with the plan. We smash the thing. Escape. Then I'm gonna take a bath and sleep for 5 days"
"Is that grail over there even real? How do we know it's not a decoy?"
"Well there's no sign of somebody gaining ultimate power anywhere else in the city. So this grail should be the real deal....Or the cult prefer to time their rituals based on dramatic tension"
>>5301624 You have unstuck yourself
Mob Knight Abel
>>5301651 GET BACK TO LILY KNIGHT AND WEEB
WE GOTTA ESCAPE WITH THE GRAIL
Weebusy Orknight
>>5301651 If I drink from this will I see my waifu?
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5301661 >>5301651 Do not drink from the Grail, rice-head. Let's just take it and leave.
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5301651 >>5301659 Escape with fellow alcoholics
Anonymous
Mob Knight Abel
>>5301673 Slap weeb
Only WE get to drink from that grail
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain ID:JHzuVxZi Sat 11 Jun 2022 19:24:55 No. 5301677 Report >>5301673 NO WEEB! THE CULTIST CORRUPTED THE GRAIL OR SOME SHIT! DON'T LISTEN TO THE WHISPERS
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5301673 Slap the weeb on the wrist until he puts down the Grail
Weebusy Orknight
>>5301673 Must not fall for round eye TRICKS!
Anonymous
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain ID:JHzuVxZi Sat 11 Jun 2022 19:33:36 No. 5301690 Report Rolled 99 (1d100) >>5301687 whack
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
Rolled 53 (1d100) >>5301687 LET GO YOU JAPANESE WORSHIPPING FUCK
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
Rolled 35 + 5 (1d100 + 5) >>5301687 Fucking weebs!
Lily Dude
Quoted By:
Rolled 63 (1d100) >>5301687 Anonymous
>>5301690 Smacked him right into....the next session.
Which is....I dunno when will it be. It' close to 3AM. am sleepy. See ya all next time
updates:
https://twitter.com/notapaladin Weebusy Orknight
Quoted By:
Rolled 37 (1d100) >>5301687 Weeb 3
Quoted By:
Rolled 7 (1d100) >>5301705 Weeb deploys landing gear
Anonymous
Anonymous
What happens when you defy the MOB
Anonymous
>>5308353 >>5308362 Give it about 5 hours
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5309224 Cancelled dude to knight bringing a skeleton body pillow
Anonymous
Weeb 3
>>5309224 That is photoshopped and badly at that.
Anonymous
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5309349 Yes, it's time to put the dream to rest.
Anonymous
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5309354 Salute the Weeb as he passes quietly in to the night.
Anonymous
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5309365 Now take the Grail and leave the room before the rest of the knights reconnect to the server.
Anonymous
>>5309367 BUt Gustaf. Think about the good times! Think about your friendship!
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5309370 You're right. Carry the Mob out with the Grail, leave the other two potatoes behind.
Mob Knight Cain
>>5309370 Hey King. Can I get a quick rundown on what happened since we entered that tower with the goblin museum. Cuz I kind out of loop and need a G to help me out.
Weeb Firesnake
Quoted By:
>>5309370 Come on! Don't kill me yet! I'm still alive, I think...
Anonymous
>>5309373 >>5309375 "Ah, you must have alcohol-induced brain damaged, Cain. You see, after you entered the museum, you managed to find the secret entrance to the hidden cultist altar inside said museum. Managing to reach the chamber before the ritual can happen, you had a scuffle with a group of Rogue Knights over the grail. But you had a temporary truce when you were all attacked by a cultist wielding the power of booty. After defeating the Booty Cultist, both teams are currently regrouping to think of what to do next. And Gustaf is taking advantage of the situation to grab the grail and run"
Thank you, alcohol induced hallucination of the King
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5309388 I'm not just taking the Grail, I'm bringing along my pals the Mob too. We must escape now before the plot can progress and the Rogue Knights attack.
Weeb Firesnake
>>5309388 >>5309390 Orkuzashi feel very sad for being an lonely knight with no friends...
Mob Knight Cain
Anonymous
Mob Knight Cain
Anonymous
Mob Knight Cain
Quoted By:
>>5309411 Damn guys, I don't know why but I'm suddenly not in the mood to fight. Lets just grab Lilly, the grail, and go get some beers
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5309411 Grab Cain and the Grail, then bail
Weeb Firesnake
>>5309411 Just simple follow the others while comforting ourself with bottle of melon soda.
Anonymous
>>5309411 Grab Abel, the grail and bail
Anonymous
Lily Knight
Quoted By:
>>5309411 >>5309444 I can't even get the name field right, I am so beaten in t
Weeb 3
>>5309411 >Weeb takes a swig of melon sake and thinks about his waifu pillow back at home >>5309393 >>5309428 firesnake? more like
flaccidsnake Anonymous
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Anonymous
Rolled 17 (1d100) >>5309503 OH SHIT iT'S A QTE!
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 83 + 5 (1d100 + 5) >>5309504 WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT
Anonymous
>>5309506 Look at that budget
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5309507 Impressive as always. Thank the lord, Toddus Howardus, for this excellent sequence.
The Knights land in a convenient haystack and take 0 fall damage.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5309510 What a amazing reference to the hit game franchise Assassin's Creed by Ubisoft
Weeb Firesnake
>>5309507 Do we land on wagon with haystack?
>>5309461 Snakes have two p**nis... Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5309519 Double the flaccidity
Lily Knight
Anonymous
Mack the Scythe
>>5309564 If the hay is on a cart we hide under it, otherwise hop out and continue our valiant escape
Anonymous
>>5309569 Roll 1d6 to see if you're conveniently in a hay cart.
get >3
Mack the Scythe
Weeb Firesnake
Rolled 5 (1d6) >>5309575 Rollingu
Anonymous
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5309582 Roll the cart down the road to continue the daring escape.
Anonymous
Rolled 82 (1d100) >>5309585 Right, just gotta give it a lil push.
Roll 1d100
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 77 + 5 (1d100 + 5) >>5309588 Oh no. My worst enemy, dice rolls.
Anonymous
>>5309589 "THOSE FUCKERS ARE GETTING AWAY!"
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5309600 WE FUCKERS ARE GETTING AWAY! Flip off the Rogue Knights as we speed down the street.
Anonymous
Rolled 51 (1d100) >>5309605 Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 33 + 5 (1d100 + 5) >>5309615 Oh no.
Anonymous
Mack the Scythe
Anonymous
>>5309633 Wait you're going down hill. How are you gonna ram backwards?
Mack the Scythe
>>5309634 Oh no I mean build up speed to ram anything in the way of our escape
Anonymous
Rolled 89 (1d100) >>5309635 Aight sure roll 1d100
Mack the Scythe
Rolled 5 (1d100) >>5309636 Weeb Firesnake
Quoted By:
Rolled 83 (1d100) >>5309636 Going faster
Anonymous
>>5309641 You push your scythe at the ground, aiming to give the cart a little bit more speed.
Sadly you missed
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain ID:JHzuVxZi Sun 19 Jun 2022 18:17:12 No. 5309651 Report >>5309646 Hey where are we going now.
I sure hope we aren't heading towards something we really don't want to crash into
Weeb 3
>>5309646 Weeb pulls out a giant dragon-shaped firework to use it as a rocket propulsion
Anonymous
Rolled 58, 58 = 116 (2d100) >>5309651 >>5309655 Yes. Hopefully everything will work out fine.
Roll 1d100
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain ID:JHzuVxZi Sun 19 Jun 2022 18:39:26 No. 5309675 Report Rolled 28 (1d100) >>5309673 Weeb Firesnake
Rolled 38 (1d100) >>5309673 Rocketo time
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 3 + 5 (1d100 + 5) >>5309673 Uh oh.
Anonymous
>>5309675 >>5309680 Yes. You are indeed heading straight into a bigass wall on the side of Tower City.
>>5309677 But the good news is you may not crash into it.
Since the weeb dropped his firework face down into the hay pile. You may very well be blown up before even reaching the wall
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5309684 CUT THE WALL OPEN!
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain ID:JHzuVxZi Sun 19 Jun 2022 18:49:21 No. 5309687 Report >>5309684 >>5309685 Yeah why not.
Try to take the weebs rocket and throw it at the wall
Anonymous
Rolled 45, 21 = 66 (2d100) >>5309685 >>5309687 Roll 1d100
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 50 + 5 (1d100 + 5) >>5309689 DO IT, BROTHERS!
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain ID:JHzuVxZi Sun 19 Jun 2022 18:53:07 No. 5309692 Report Rolled 60 (1d100) >>5309689 Blowing up OP behind the wall is an acceptable risk
Anonymous
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain ID:JHzuVxZi Sun 19 Jun 2022 19:01:42 No. 5309702 Report Anonymous
>>5309702 Bursting through the wall, the knights managed to escape! For now.
We'll deal with the fallout of this later. Probably tonight or something. it's 2AM, I gotta sleep now. Toodles
https://twitter.com/notapaladin Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5318085 Waiter there somthing in the bread. Can I have another?
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
>>5318085 finally, some good fuckin food
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5318085 I demand 100 loaves of your finest bread
Anonymous
Mob Knight Abel
>>5318099 >>5309715 so, we escaped with the Grail
now what?
Lily Knight
Anonymous
>>5318101 After your daring escape. You know, deep inside your soul, what you must do.
Give OP your money
Anonymous
>>5318110 I subscribe to his Twitch with Prime and give him 100 bits.
Lily Knight
>>5318110 give him Weeb's money
Mob Knight Abel
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5318110 We continue to escape from OP and his greed.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5318120 the Twitch sub and bits is $3.50
Mob Knight Abel
>>5318120 how about you show us some plot first
then I'll consider it
Anonymous
>>5318127 But yeah check out that grail tho
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5318135 Do not check out this grail, it's power corrupts even the strongest warrior.
Cover the Grail in a blanket to limit it's influencing power.
Weeb Knight
Rolled 57 (1d100) >>5318135 Drink deep of the Chalice to gain its powers for our own.
Lily Knight
>>5318135 >>5318136 But wouldn't that mean it's UNholy?
Mob Knight Abel
>>5318135 I AM GETTING TEMPTED TO DRINK OUT OF IT
Anonymous
>>5318136 >>5318138 >>5318140 >>5318143 Look at him, he covers up the grail! Denying you all its wonderful fabulous powers. Clearly he's coveting it for himself.
Mob Knight Abel
>>5318145 PUSH GUSTAV OUT OF THE WAY
WE GOTTA DRINK, BUDDY
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5318140 The Grail's nature was strictly on a need-to-know basis so I can not answer if it is good or evil, but the Grandmaster of the Order was clear: The Grail must not be used by any mortal.
>>5318147 BROTHER, NO! WE MUST ESCAPE TOWER CITY WHILE WE STILL CAN! ALL OUR LIVES ARE IN PERIL UNTIL IT HAS BEEN SECURED!
Mob Knight Cain
Rolled 96 (1d100) >>5318145 I'll crouch behind Gustaf while you push him, Abel!
Lily Knight
>>5318145 Pretend to not care while making plans to grab it after the other 4 die horribly
Anonymous
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
Rolled 13 (1d100) >>5318156 URAAAAAAAAAAAH
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
Rolled 51 + 5 (1d100 + 5) >>5318156 NO, BROTHER! DO NOT FALL TO THE TEMPTATIONS! REMEMBER THE WISDOM OF THE PAMPHLETS!
Weeb Knight
Rolled 73 (1d100) >>5318156 Lily Knight
Quoted By:
>>5318156 this is hilarious
Anonymous
Mob Knight Abel
>>5318180 UNCOVER THE GRAIL
NOW
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5318180 >>5318185 NO! YOU WILL DOOM US ALL, YOU FOOL!
Weeb Knight
Rolled 26 (1d100) >>5318180 DRAGON SUPLEX!
Mob Knight Abel
is OP taking a massive shit
Anonymous
>>5318185 >>5318187 >>5318194 >>5318221 Much apologagogies. I was kinda tired from a thing so I sorta passed out for a bit
Mob Knight Abel
>>5318236 TIME TO DRINK AND UNLEASH THIS CAN OF WORMS
Anonymous
>>5318241 Oh wait, it's currently empty since the ritual was never started. Phew. Crisis averted.
Surely nothing can change this situation
Mob Knight Abel
>>5318249 Oh okay, let's have a talk with our fellow knights here
cause we clearly can't split the grail into 4 pieces
Anonymous
>>5318250 Nor should you pour any ol' sort of liquid you may or may not have on hand into the grail and then drink that instead.
But you wouldn't do that would you
Mob Knight Abel
>>5318252 no way, OP
you're trying to trick us into something bad
Anonymous
>>5318254 OP has never tricked anyone into anything ever
Weeb 3
>>5318252 Weeb throws Gustaf to the ground and pulls out a bottle of sake with murderous intent
Mob Knight Abel
>>5318257 >>5318260 Throw the grail at Weeb's head to knock him out!
Anonymous
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
Rolled 74 (1d100) >>5318265 EAT THIS SUCKA
Lily Knight
Quoted By:
>>5318265 GET DOWN IT'S A GRENADE
Anonymous
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
>>5318277 I don't think he's coming back
Weeb 3
Rolled 4 (1d100) >>5318265 >>5318277 SHiTSHITSHIT
Anonymous
Mob Knight Abel
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5318287 >>5318289 OH NO NO NO NO NO IT'S A MISTAKE I MEANT TO ROLL A 100
Anonymous
>>5318288 The Mob Knight may have given the Weeb severe brain damage
Mob Knight Abel
>>5318296 CATCH THE GRAIL AND ASK THE OTHERS IF THEY'D LIKE TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE MOB KNIGHTS
Weeb 3
Rolled 23, 14, 18, 25, 29, 3, 13, 5, 5, 9, 22, 22, 14 = 202 (13d37) >>5318296 ...weeb's brain can't really get worse at this point
>GRAB THE HOLY GRAIL MID-AIR Anonymous
Rolled 44 (1d100) >>5318297 >>5318303 oh shit look at it go
Roll 1d100 to catch it
Mob Knight Abel
Rolled 29 (1d100) >>5318306 YOU WON'T HAVE THIS GRAIL, WEEB
Weeb 3
Rolled 78 (1d100) >>5318306 URAAAAAH
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
>>5318149 WHERE ARE YOU BROTHER, ROLL
Lily Knight
Rolled 33 (1d100) >>5318306 UH OH
Anonymous
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5318307 >>5318323 >can't even roll above 44 lol, lmao
Mob Knight Abel
>>5318326 >>5318323 LILY KNIGHT
IT'S TIME TO TEAM UP AGAINST WEEB
HE'S TOO MUCH OF A THREAT
Lily Knight
>>5318326 >>5318332 PURIFY THE WEEB FROM HIM, BEFORE THEY CLAIM IT
Weeb 3
>>5318326 >WEEB POURS SAKE in the HOLY GRAIL, takes a SIP and offers some to the other knights and knightette as a PEACE OFFERING Weeb 3
>>5318332 >>5318335 you lowly creatures, can't you see this artificial conflict is here only so that QM doesn't have to give us any plot?
Lily Knight
Quoted By:
>>5318339 THE ARTIFICIAL CONFLICT IS THE PLOT
>>5318337 ALSO WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE NOW IT'S GLOWING EVILLY
Anonymous
>>5318339 How dare you imply that OP is a lazy fuck
Anyway everyone involved roll 1d100
Lily Knight
Rolled 71 (1d100) >>5318348 Mob Knight Abel
Rolled 55 (1d100) >>5318348 KICK IT OUT OF WEEB'S HANDS
Weeb 3
Rolled 10 (1d100) >>5318348 GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GRAIL
Anonymous
Anonymous
Mob Knight Abel
>>5318367 CAIN JUMPS OFF ABEL'S BACK TO GET THE GRAIL!
Anonymous
>>5318367 >>5318370 WEEB JUMPS ON ABEL'S HEAD TO GET THE GRAIL
Lily Knight
Quoted By:
>>5318367 I JUST NEED TO BORROW IT FOR A SEC
Anonymous
Rolled 63 (1d100) >>5318370 >>5318373 Oh shiiiiiiiit
Anonymous
Rolled 48 (1d100) >>5318376 Lily Knight
Rolled 99 (1d100) >>5318376 AAAAAAAAAA
Weeb 3
Anonymous
Lily Knight
>>5318397 ALL I NEED IS TO TURN THIS IN FOR MY PROJECT AND YOU ALL CAN HAVE YOUR TURN BYE
Anonymous
>>5318398 SHE'S GETTING AWAY
Mob Knight Abel
>>5318399 QUICK GET ON OUR PONY
Lily Knight
Anonymous
>>5318401 "You have to let me go, Abel. The accident wasn't your fault"
Pony nooooooo
Mob Knight Abel
>>5318407 i meant OUR DONKEY
our ass
our replacement to our pony
GET AFTER HER
Lily Knight
>>5318407 THE SCHOOL WHERE IS IT
Mobile Gustaf
>>5318399 Attempt to trip Lily Knight with the scythe before she gets away.
Anonymous
>>5318408 >>5318409 >>5318420 Roll 1d100 against eachother and add your best bonuses
Imma head off to bed after this one. We'll continue later
Lily Knight
Rolled 71 + 10 (1d100 + 10) >>5318423 WEEEE
Mob Knight Abel
Rolled 66 + 10 (1d100 + 10) >>5318423 URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Mobile Gustaf
Rolled 22 + 13 (1d100 + 13) >>5318423 Hmm.
Mobile Gustaf
Rolled 3 + 13 (1d100 + 13) >>5318433 >>5318433 Re-roll. Hmm.
Mobile Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5318435 Right, time to go home.
Anonymous
>>5318433 >>5318429 >>5318428 S-SHE'S FAST!
IF SHE LEAVES THE TOWER CITY'S BORDERS, IT'S ALL OVER FOR THE REST OF THE KNIGHTS!
to be concluded, whenever.
updates b here:
https://twitter.com/notapaladin Weeb 3
Rolled 35 + 8 (1d100 + 8) >>5318441 FUCK LEMME ROLL
Anonymous
Anonymous
Mack the Scythe
>>5318441 Take a short cut and use my size to stop her dastardly escape
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5319687 Weeb gives Gustaf a complementary ass kick to accelerate him towards le Twink knight.
Anonymous
Weeb Knight
Rolled 7 (1d100) >>5323273 That's a good looking sandwich.
Anonymous
>>5323273 Why does a bread need armor?
WeeBusy orknight
WeeBusy orknight
Anonymous
>>5323282 To fight other hostile pastries
WeeBusy orknight
>>5323311 Sourdough ... you were always jealous of my friendship to the Grain King.
HAVE AT THEE!
Mobile Gustaf
>>5323311 Can we go home now?
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
*plugs nintendo 64 controller in OP's eyesocket*
Anonymous
>>5323313 >>5323329 Depends. Would you want to go home knowing that you let the Lilly Knight win?
Mob Knight Cain
Anonymous
Mob Knight Cain
>>5323344 Wait so did the knight civil war start yet? Mob the grail or whatever.
Weeb Knight
Rolled 15 (1d100) >>5323344 I'm going to use the ancient technique passed down in my family's line for generations to stop Lilly Knight.
STAND BACK!
Anonymous
Rolled 44 (1d100) >>5323345 Yes. Lilly Knight took the Grail and ran off
>>5323347 OH SHIT WHAT HE DOIN
Mob Knight Cain
>>5323352 Stop ork from stopping lilly
Mobile Gustaf
>>5323352 Lily Knight has disconnected from the server. Talk a walk around the corner to find the Grail.
Mobile Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5323352 Lily Knight has disconnected from the server. Take a walk around the corner to find the Grail.
Weeb Knight
Rolled 81 (1d100) >>5323352 First, grab the grappling hook. Watch carefully now. You gotta stay loose, relaxed. Keep your feet apart. Now, ten o'clock, two o'clock, quarter to three, tour jeté, twist, pas de deux, I'm a little teapot, then the windup... and let 'er fly! The Perfect Cast.
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
Rolled 17 (1d100) >>5323352 >>5323367 TL;DR LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO MOTHERFUCKEEEEERRR
Anonymous
>>5323356 >>5323367 OH SHIT THE MOB ARE TRYING TO STOP THE PERFECT CAST
>>5323360 You head towards the corner, hoping to find the Lilly Knight's comatose body
Mob Knight Cain
>>5323385 Now listen here cowboy, this here town ain't big enough for us two I tell ya!
Weeb 3
>>5323385 Take a deep breath to steady yourself
AND KICK CAIN IN THE BALLS Mobile Gustaf
Rolled 8 + 5 (1d100 + 5) >>5323385 I turn the corner and find...
Anonymous
Rolled 53 (1d100) >>5323390 >>5323396 As Cain speaks about Tower City's overpopulation problem, the weeb swings his foot at the Mob Knight's balls
Roll 1d100. Use your Speed as bonus
>>5323404 Lesseeee here
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
Rolled 17 + 8 (1d100 + 8) >>5323405 FENG SHUI
Mobile Gustaf
Rolled 30 + 5 (1d100 + 5) >>5323405 >53 against 13 Hmm... I think I will chance my re-roll on this. No more Grail shenanigans please.
Mobile Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5323412 Nevermind, carry on with Grail shenanigans.
Weeb Knight
Quoted By:
Rolled 76 (1d100) >>5323405 Anonymous
>>5323412 While the Mob and Weeb resolve their ballsack-related shenanigans.
Gustaf turns the corner and find...
Roll 1d100
100: the Lilly Knight, AFK
80-99: The Lilly Knight, but OP's controlling
60-79: The thugs, looking for revenge
40-59: The cultists, trying to get back the grail
20-39: The rogue Knights, having caught up to you
1-29: All of the above options except for the Lilly Knight ones
Mobile Gustaf
Rolled 46 + 5 (1d100 + 5) >>5323428 Man, this is some bullshit
Anonymous
>>5323430 "WHERE'S THE GRAIL, ASSHOLE"
Mobile Gustaf
>>5323441 I wish I knew the answer to that question myself. It is currently in the possession of the aggressive lesbian knight, whos' location is unknown. Stand aside so I may continue my search.
Weeb 3
>>5323441 Weeb performs a katana AOE on those cultists
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5323446 "Aaaaah that's bullshit"
"We know you're in cahoots! Stop hiding her"
They don't seem to budge. Would you:
A. Attack
B. Just walk through them, what are they gonna do?
C. Use your Will to intimidate them
D. [insert own action here]
>>5323455 >>5323460 Or if any of those fails, the weeb can just jump in.
The Mob Knight's balls are now stuck in the shadowrealm until the Mob comes back and roll
Mob Knight Cain
Rolled 98 (1d100) >>5323463 I emeerge
Mobile Gustaf
>>5323463 >Just walk through them, what are they gonna do? I don't have time for this.
Anonymous
Mob Knight Cain
>>5323472 We need to bring the grail back to boss before he cuts our bonus again
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5323472 >>5323473 NO! MY SHOGUN SAID WE MUST AQUIRE THE GRAIL FOR IT WILL BRING BACK ONE OF OUR HISTORIES GREATEST HERO! Female King Authur...
Anonymous
>>5323470 Fortunately, it seems that during your escapades, you've slain all the muscular cultists that could have actually stopped you from doing this
>>5323473 Mob Knight Cain
>>5323481 We might not be able to afford our average daily consumption rate of twelve liters of beer a day without the bonus! WHERE THE GRAIL AT
Mobile Gustaf
>>5323481 Stop by the nearest Messenger Bird coop. A message must be delivered.
Anonymous
>>5323481 If we listen too each other's heart
Doing the perfect cast
Anonymous
Rolled 18 (1d100) >>5323488 You approach the nearest available messenger bird coop.
>>5323482 >>5323491 The Grail! Twinkle has it! But because there's nobody controlling her right now. She's currently inside that offscreen realm where characters go until the plot calls for them to appear again
Also weeb roll 1d100
Weebusy Orknight
Quoted By:
Rolled 17 (1d100) >>5323500 Weeb 3
Rolled 90 (1d100) >>5323500 I SM THE STORM THAT IS APPROOACHING
PROVOKING
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATIOON
Mobile Gustaf
>>5323500 "The Grail has been found, though extracting it from the city is proving difficult. Mobilization of further Order assets neccessary to guarantee the security of the Grail. By the Goddesses will shall we be victorious. Faith and Honor!" Send the message off to the Order Headquarters.
Mob Knight Cain
>>5323500 Ask Twinkly for grail
Anonymous
>>5323505 >>5323514 >>5323515 Sadly the Lilly KNight doesn't respond
Anonymous
Rolled 38 (1d100) >>5323542 The wind is right. Throw the Perfect Cast into the Void to retrieve the Grail.
Weebusy Orknight
Quoted By:
Rolled 46 (1d100) >>5323592 >>5323542 This
Weebusy Orknight
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5323665 Yeah I kinda passed out
