Welcome. In this quest, we will play as a blue goblin who walks around the city of Singapore and tries to survive. The quest will be very random and chaotic, with a high level of violence and discrimination against goblinkin. The environment will be generated with Google Street View. This will be a one-shot quest, with a lot of dice rolling.
<span class="mu-s">What Is a Quest?</span>
A quest is a RPG where the posters collectively vote for the main character's actions.
<span class="mu-s">Mythic RPG Archive</span>
https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Mythic+RPG
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<span class="mu-s">Anchor</span>
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<span class="mu-s">Schedule</span>>dice+2d100 >Everyone can roll >Roll 2d100 >The first die determines whose roll gets picked (lowest wins) >The second die is your check >A bonus will be granted if several players succeed the roll
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<span class="mu-s">Event Focus</span>
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<span class="mu-s">Event Meaning</span>
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<span class="mu-s">Character Creation</span>>Priest: Divination, Energy Medicine >Shaman: Astral Projection, Pyrokinesis >Telepath: Remote Viewing, Telepathy >Warrior: Inertial Armor, Mind Thrust >Polymath: All the powers above, but with a lower proficiency >Divination: The ability to gain insight into a situation >Energy Medicine: The ability to heal with one's own spiritual energy >Astral Projection: The ability to voluntarily project an astral body >Pyrokinesis: The ability to control flames, fire, or heat >Remote Viewing: The ability to see a distant or unseen target >Telepathy: The ability to transmit or receive thoughts >Inertial Armor: The ability to generate a tangible field of force >Mind Thrust: The ability to deliver a massive assault on the thought pathways of a target >Favored Enemy (Cats) >Favored Enemy (Chinese Humans) >Favored Enemy (Indian Humans) >Favored Enemy (Goblins) >Favored Enemy (Malay Humans)
Anonymous
>>5294558 >Priest: Divination, Energy Medicine >Favored Enemy (Indian Humans) >Goblin Accent (Singaporeans are no stranger to fucky accents) >Write-In: Terrified of Cars Hey, I live here!
Anonymous
>>5294558 >>Telepath >>Favored Enemy (Chinese Humans) >>Sewer Stench >>Write-in: Goblin Wheelchair QM Wuxian !!wUx72vLQz5Q
The thread was linked on /pol/. You gain a special feat as bonus:>Favored Enemy (Trannies)
Anonymous
>>5294586 Lmao how did you even find that
Thread was cash, btw
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>>5294558 >Priest: Divination, Energy Medicine >Divination: The ability to gain insight into a situation >Favored Enemy (Cats) >Weakling >Goblin Accent Anonymous
>>5294558 >Priest: Divination, Energy Medicine >Favored Enemy (Trannies) >Sewer Stench >Goblin Accent QM Wuxian !!wUx72vLQz5Q
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>>5294590 >how did you even find that With my IRL remote viewing ability
Anonymous
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>>5294558 >Shaman: Astral Projection, Pyrokinesis >Favored Enemy (Chinese Humans) [] Severe Autism: A rare illness for a goblin, you are very autistic
[] Sewer Stench: Your stench can be spotted in a 20 feet radius
Anonymous
>>5294572 As a citizen, I humbly request that my vote count twice
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>>5294737 As you've made the effort of posting your passport, I will let the GM Emulator decide. The GM Emulator is the Mythic RPG system. It is called the GM Emulator because it can emulate a GM for solo roleplaying (see also
https://boards.4channel.org/tg/thread/84786694 ).
I'm rolling on the Fate Chart
>>5294557 with 50/50 Odds, AKA Kek's Odds.
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As you've made the effort of posting your passport, I will let the GM Emulator decide. The GM Emulator is the Mythic RPG system. It is called the GM Emulator because it can emulate a GM for solo roleplaying. See also
>>>/tg/84786694 I'm rolling on the Fate Chart
>>5294557 with 50/50 Odds, AKA Kek's Odds.
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Rolled 30 (1d100) >>5294791 Rolling
Anonymous
This thread was linked on /trash/ so now I want you to make the goblin sexy.
Anonymous
Here are some insider Singapore facts to help add bits of authenticity and serve as inspiration for goblin actions.>Parents tell their children that if they don't behave, indian construction workers will kidnap them and chop them up to make curry. Not kidding. Less common for people to say this in recent years, but most people will know of it. >Bubblegum is banned, because retards would stick them between train and elevator doors to make sticky traps when they stretched out. Perfect Goblin behaviour. >Older people are referred to as 'Auntie' and 'Uncle' if you don't know them. >Most people are multilingual at the very least >Tapwater is drinkable and fine, unlike some other SEA countries >Many households have domestic helpers/maids, and on sundays, their off-days, all of them go at once to a few specific areas in town(weekly event?) >Light pollution is terrible and the stars can hardly be seen. Likely a far cry from Goblin world... >Speaking of pollution, you can be fined for littering. >There are small groups of wild otters who form notable and recognisable gangs, kill each others' children in turf wars, and sneak into condos to eat all the fish from their ponds.
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Votes are still open for an hour and a half.
>>5294802 I knew some goblins must lurk in /trash/.
>>5294810 Awesome.
Anonymous
>>5294810 >chop them up heh heh heh
>sticky traps between train and elevator doors I had heard of the no-gum rule as a kid and always remembered and associated it with Singapore but never really understood why. That's hilarious as it is sad.
>otter gangs badass
Is it true they cane (or execute) drug users/traffickers?
Anonymous
How do we start a goblin x shitter revolution with the indian workers to acquire all the bobs and vegana
Anonymous
>>5294810 >Older people are referred to as 'Auntie' and 'Uncle' if you don't know them. Comfy.
>Light pollution is terrible and the stars can hardly be seen. Likely a far cry from Goblin world... Fuck.
Please post more Singapore trivia.
Anonymous
>>5294837 Yes, drug dealing carry the death penalty. If you're caught with a certain amount, you're considered to have intent to deal. Lower than that, you don't get executed. Recently there was a controversy where some guy smuggled drugs in and got executed. People were trying to make the case that he was too retarded (69 IQ) to understand what he was doing was wrong, and spin it as some Green Mile shit despite psychiatrist testimonies saying otherwise.
>>5294840 All dry for now, but I'm sure more will come to mind as the quest progresses.
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>>5294842 Thank you Singanon. Watch out for suspicious goblin activity.
Anonymous
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Rolled 2 (1d2) <span class="mu-s">Votes</span>
The GM Emulator has ruled that for character creation, Singanon's vote counts double
>>5294793 .
Btw, I had quoted the wrong post, the Fate Chart is here >>5294554 . <span class="mu-s">Class</span>
<span class="mu-b">Priest</span>
>>5294572 [x2]
>>5294614 Telepath
>>5294573 Shaman
>>5294733 <span class="mu-s">Favored Enemy</span>
Favored Enemy (Chinese)
>>5294573 >>5294733 Favored Enemy (Indian)
>>5294572 [x2]
Favored Enemy (Cats)
>>5294614 (in the deleted post)
Favored Enemy (Trannies) is gained automatically as bonus feat >>5294586 I'm rolling for the favored enemy with the first die. 1: Chinese; 2: Indian
<span class="mu-s">Weaknesses</span>
<span class="mu-b">Sewer Stench</span>
>>5294573 >>5294614 >>5294733 <span class="mu-b">Goblin Accent</span>
>>5294572 [x2]
>>5294614 Terrified of Cars
>>5294572 [x2]
Goblin Wheelchair
>>5294573 Severe Autism
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>>5294552 <span class="mu-s">Turn 1</span>
On January 11 2020, a mysterious dark mist appeared all over our planet, blocking all sunlight. When it dissipated on the next day, the world discovered that new creatures from another world had appeared on Earth. Those creatures had no memory of the world they came from, due to what is called the "Gift of Lethe".
Yes, this is the plot of d20 Urban Arcana. Among those creatures, called the Shadowkind, were elves and dwarves, who adapted well to our civilization, and formed their own kingdoms or integrated our societies. The fate of evil creatures such as goblins was more mixed. In Japan and Korea, the government formed a special unit dedicated to exterminating them. In China, they were denied any form of rights, but were sent to labor camps in Xinjiang. In Muslim countries, however, the goblins were welcome, as long as they converted to islam, that is.
Malaysia is one such countries where goblins were allowed to exist. At the southern tip of Malaysia is a city-state, Singapore. Singapore is a small nation, with over 5 millions inhabitants on an area of only 733.1 km2. Singapore, or S'pore for the intimate, only gained its independence from Malaysia in 1965. Despite its Chinese majority, it has treated its Malay and Indian minorities well, officially out of an ethics based on personal merit, but in reality, out of fear of reprisal from the stronger Malaysia. Because of this, the goblins of Singapore are treated as regular citizens, and only arrested after they commit crimes. The city is only slowly getting rid of the goblins through its harsh legal system, which includes the death penalty. The goblins who respect the law, or who are not caught breaking it, are thriving. Due to the increase in crime from their presence, police officers only arrest the goblins who commit crimes against the Chinese, often turning a blind eye when the victim is Malay, Indian, or goblin.
When you appeared in Singapore, you were alone and lost. You didn't remember anything about your identity. You and the other goblins only remember a vague affinity to the "Green Moon"
cf. Goblin Slayer , which you identified as the green crescent of Islam. As a pariah with few possessions and no money, you were taken in by the Sultan Mosque. The imam Ulul Azmi taught you the basic tenets of Islam, and how to behave in human society. There is the greater jihad, which is the inner struggle against your sinful nature, and the lesser jihad, which is the slaughter of infidels. Rumor is that the goblins who were taken in by the Indian Singaporeans were converted to the faith of Kali, and trained as assassins.
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Your two year long training under Master Ulul Azmi has ended, and you and your class of fellow goblins are released into the wild. You are an ugly, 3 feet tall, <span class="mu-b">blue-skinned goblin</span> who possesses rare psychic powers. The normal green-skinned goblins both fear and admire you. From what you have heard, it is common that blue goblins get killed by other goblins, hence you are particularly wary of them. The world is yours, and your faith in the prophet is your strength. You can go anywhere, accomplish anything, make a name for yourself. Although, simply being able to survive would be nice. As an unskilled worker who has a sewer stench, earning money lawfully in this elitist city won't be easy...In this quest, all write-ins are accepted without limits. I will keep all descriptions PG-13. If the action is very difficult, expect a very difficult rolling DC.
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<span class="mu-s">Character Sheet</span>
Let's fill our character sheet.
<span class="mu-s">Name</span>
Vote for our goblin's name. Hopefully, something that's not too stupid.
<span class="mu-s">Avatar</span>
You can suggest a (goblin) avatar, and I'll turn it blue with Photoshop. You can also draw it with the oekaki.
<span class="mu-s">Stats</span>
All your stats will have a Below Average Score, except the Beauty stat that will be at Minuscule. You can pick one stat, other than Beauty, that will have an Average score.
<span class="mu-s">Skills</span>
Your trained skills are Knowledge (Psionics) and Stealth. Additionally, you can pick one major skill and three minor skills from the GURPS list:
https://gurps.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_Skills <span class="mu-s">Inventory</span>
To determine what you have in your inventory, post the current content of your real-life pockets / purse / etc., and roll 1d100. The anon who rolls the lowest wins.
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>>5294899 >Make a home for yourself in the sewers >Use your divination to see if there is any danger in the sewers. >>5294901 >Name >Saiful I will give a shot for name it will be one I got for a name generator for Malay names
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>>5294914 Yeah that sounds alright. Muhammad Saiful, probably. If we know our Goblin-father, it'd be Muhammad Saiful Bin (Father's Name).
>Ask Master Ulul Azmi for a quest >Find a local restaurant and steal food (Steal somebody's pending Grab-food order, the Singaporean Uber-eats.) QM Wuxian !!wUx72vLQz5Q
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>>5294901 Here's a short description of the stats:
>Strength (lifting) >Dexterity (hands) >Agility (everywhere else) >Reflex (speed) >Toughness (tanking) >Fitness (cardio) >Perception >IQ (thinking) >Memory (long-term) >Intuition (gut feeling) >Willpower (mind over matter) >Wisdom (introspection, spirituality) >Charisma (talking) >Beauty (appearance) GM Wixuan !!yNXzCaHmZJC
Rolled 31 (1d100) >>5294899 [X] Make a home for yourself in the sewers
[X] Ask Master Ulul Azmi for a quest
>>5294901 >Name: Mohammed Saiful Muhammad bin Thumbsmasher (previously known as Gnorflop the Salacious before his conversion) >Avatar picrel, vidrel youtube.com/watch?v=KsMKOx6fumc >Average Stat: Reflex >Major Skill - Brainwashing (Or advanced/expert/master Psionics) >Minor Skills - Urban Survival, Jeweler, Fast Talk >Inventory: phone, headphones, keys, wallet with $70 and ID, ~2 grams of weed, disposable lighter, pocket knife, pepper spray, loaded snubnose revolver + holster, boner Anonymous
>>5294914 >>5294918 >>5295700 [X] Ask Master Ulul Azmi for a quest
[X] Make a home for yourself in the sewers
As it's appropriate to the situation, I will also accept the following write-in:
[X] Use your divination to see if there is any danger in the sewers
Let's roll, goblins
>Everyone can roll >Roll 2d100 >The first die determines whose roll gets picked (lowest wins) >The second die is for your Divination check >A bonus will be granted if several players succeed the roll Your Divination Rank is Average. The Difficult Rank is Average. The DC for the Divination Check is 50 [second die].
Note: in Mythic RPG, you must roll lower or equal the DC value to succeed the check.
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>>5294901 You can vote for the character sheet until Turn 2 is posted.
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>>5294899 >[] Ask Master Ulul Azmi for a quest >[] Write-in We try to get hired by the police, use our psionic powers to be a truth detector, solve crimes and LEARN HOW TO COMMIT CRIME WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT! MUHAHAHAHAHA!
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Rolled 95, 87 = 182 (2d100) >>5295753 QM Wuxian !!wUx72vLQz5Q
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>>5295827 Nice write in, but we have moved to the rolling phase
>>5295753 Anonymous
Rolled 67, 78 = 145 (2d100) >>5295753 goblins
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Rolled 67, 90 = 157 (2d100) >>5295753 Seeing that we are getting bad rolls why not try get some good ones
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Rolled 20, 15 = 35 (2d100) >>5295850 I wonder what the chances are that are that I get another 57
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>>5295895 We got lucky and got something less then 50 it just took 3 rolls.
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I'm rolling on the Event Meaning chart
>>5294557 . Rolls 1, 2 are for the divination results. Rolls 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 are for Ulul Azmi's quests.
>>5295913 <span class="mu-b">Board Infection</span> lowers all the dice rolls by 5 points. This lowers the successful roll of 15
>>5295895 to a critical success of 10, resulting in a clearer Divination vision than normal.
On the Fate Chart
>>5294554 , the small numbers on each square indicate a critical success. For a critical success with an Acting Rank of Average, and a Difficult Rank of Average, you need to roll a 10 or under.
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Rolled 66, 68, 35, 22, 87, 56, 45, 13 = 392 (8d100) I'm rolling on the Event Meaning chart
>>5294557 . Rolls 1, 2 are for the divination results. Rolls 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 are for Ulul Azmi's quests.
>>5295913 <span class="mu-b">Board Infection</span> lowers all the dice rolls by 5 points. This lowers the successful roll of 15
>>5295895 to a critical success of 10, resulting in a clearer Divination vision than normal.
On the Fate Chart
>>5294554 , the small numbers on each square indicate a critical success. For a critical success with an Acting Rank of Average, and a Difficult Rank of Average, you need to roll a 10 or under.
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>>5295941 Fufufu... My calculations were precise, as usual.
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>>5294552 <span class="mu-s">Turn 2</span>
Turn Album:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcCnFFhVR70 Draconis Infernum - Death in My Veins Divination Check: Critical Success >>5295895 >>5295913 >>529594 >>5294838 QM Wuxian !!wUx72vLQz5Q
When you reenter the mosque, you find that Imam Ulul Azmi Al-Pandani is singing an old human song, in front of the stairs. Unlike Middle Eastern mosques, the Sultan Mosque is clean and does not smell like sweat. Not that it would bother you, as your own stench covers all other smells. You clear your throat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcCnFFhVR70 <span class="mu-b">"Mastah! Me iz bakk!"</span>
He stops chanting. "Mohammed Saiful! What are you doing here?"
<span class="mu-b">"Mastah! Me need 'em kwesty! You'ze got sum fo' me?"</span>
"Ah! It's good to see that you want to develop your spirit of jihad. Yes, our masjid need help in many ways. Please take a look at the quest board."
The quest board is a wooden panel where quests posters are pinned. The practice has become common around the world since the Day of Shadow, from the increased need for mercenaries and adventurers. In the mosque, quests are posted by the imam, but in more secular organizations such as the Adventurer's Guild, quests are posted by anyone.
>Quest 1 (F rank): Visit Mr. Raashid and convert him back to Islam >Quest 2 (E rank): Burn Fika Swedish Cafe and Bistro, an infidel shop in Arab St >Quest 3 (D rank): Visit Ms. Haseena and exorcise her haunted house >Quest 4 (D rank): Establish diplomatic contact with the Temple of Kali >Quest 5 (B rank): Infiltrate the police station and steal files from their computer 3 of those quests were generated with the dice rolls. Some of those quests are quite dangerous and could get you in serious trouble if you are caught. In particular, the police station mission looks particularly deadly. You don't see how one could complete it successfully. A police station is an impregnable fortress guarded by the fiercest paladins. At the same time, it's a B rank quest; a quest for epic adventurers. You take a poster that looks interesting, bow before your master, and leave. The song that he was singing was rather pleasant, although you personally prefer the harsh, virile shrieks of black metal, which sound more like your own voice. You pluck your headphones, and browse through your music playlist. Your favorite band is Nekrogoblikon. John Goblikon, the leader shrieker, was the first goblin to achieve international recognition. He's a true idol among goblin communities. But today, you feel like listening to some local band, and pick Draconis Infernum. Human ears cannot understand anything from the shrieks, but to you, the lyrics are crystal clear.
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A chinese woman walks by. When she smells you, she immediately runs toward the other side of the street. You watch the curve of her ass with desire. You dream of having a harem of pure Asian waifus for yourself.>Take Quest 1 >Take Quest 2 >Take Quest 3 >Take Quest 4 >Take Quest 5 >Build a barricade with trash >Steal somebody's pending Grab-food order, the Singaporean Uber-eats >Walk to the police station, and apply for a job >Write-in
Anonymous
>>5295991 >Take Quest 1 We must bring back a brother to the right path.
>Steal somebody's pending Grab-food order, the Singaporean Uber-eats Let deal with our hunger before it gets bad like you know eating people.
Anonymous
>>5295988 >Fika swedish cafe and bistro No fucking way. This is uncanny. I literally went there for the first time last month. Their hot chocolate is really good.
>Take Quest 1 >Steal somebody's pending Grab-food order, the Singaporean Uber-eats I'd love for us to take Quest 3 in the future. Exorcisims tend to be buddhist-themed, rather than Christian, and most exorcists are hacks. But it'll be an interesting path to take.
https://youtu.be/uTaAJpLdDWA?t=220 Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5296005 Will change Quest 3 to steal Grab-food order
Yes hopefully we can do Quest 3 later
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>>5294901 >>5294552 Here's the character sheet.
>Inventory: phone, headphones, keys, wallet with $70 and ID, ~2 grams of weed, disposable lighter, pocket knife, pepper spray, loaded snubnose revolver + holster, boner Anonymous
Right now, we're at the blue/green intersection labelled 'Bugis'. One thing we might want to do is capitalize on the really good public transport system. Bus and train fare is at most $2.20 for adults, and you can ride to any point at all in a single ride. We can pretty much get to anywhere with public transport. Including places of interest like the zoo, financial districts, famous hotels, beaches, etc.
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>>5295997 >No fucking way. This is uncanny. I posted it to show off my IRL telepathic abilities.
>https://youtu.be/uTaAJpLdDWA?t=220 A pure Chinese lady suddenly growling like a goblin. That was very kawaii.
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>>5296031 Truly an impressive display…
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I was blocked in the wage cage and I could not post in time. You could roll for the next 4 hours.
>>5295996 >>5295997 >>5296006 We are rolling twice for Diplomacy. The first roll is to see if Mr. Raashid will tolerate your smell. The second roll is to convert him back to Islam.
>Everyone can roll >Roll 3d100 >The first die determines whose roll gets picked (lowest wins) >The second die and third die are for you Diplomacy checks >A bonus will be granted if several players succeed the roll Your Diplomacy score is Weak (unspecialized skill; Charisma - 2 RS). The Difficult Ranks are Low and Average respectively. The DC are 35 and 15.
Anonymous
Rolled 72, 98, 2 = 172 (3d100) >>5296923 Anonymous
>>5296923 Here's some information about Skill checks for those who want to know the rules of Mythic RPG.
For simple skills such as Diplomacy or Running that don't take a high level of training, I take the related attribute with a - 2RS (Rank Shift) penalty.
Anonymous
Not gonna risk rolling, since other anon got a 2. Nice!
Anonymous
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Came from the solo thread, I almost did a /qst/ using Mythic a long while back. Will participate, good luck OP.
>>5296941 Nice anon
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>Infected /tg/'s solo thread >Post got deleted 5 minutes later Lesson learned. Add some on-topic comment when you infect other boards.
>>5294552 <span class="mu-s">Turn 3</span>
Diplomacy Roll: Critical Success [2] >>5296941 I had posted the wrong link for Draconis Infernum (Singaporean goblin metal).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfPWyZPlx9Y Satisfied with your new home, you walk back to the north, through the tunnels, and reemerge to the surface. You made your best effort to catch food by yourself, but this is much too difficult. The humans have destroyed the jungle and covered the entire peninsula with their city. And now, food is scarce. They import food from foreign nations, but savage creatures and wild animals do not have this luxury. For the natives, theft is the only option left to obtain sustenance.
You walk around the neighborhood, waiting for an opportunity to steal something. The hunger makes you feel weak and irritated. People better not piss you off, or you might kill them and eat their blood. In Arab Street, you walk in front of <span class="mu-i">Aladdin's Jewels</span>. Yourself a trained jeweler, you appraise their items as being of substandard quality. In front of the store, you see a fat woman looking at her cellphone. Her fat calves are compressed inside flesh-colored compression stockings. This looks exactly like two fat, juicy sausages. You salivate as you imagine the taste of the tender meat grilled on a skewer.
<span class="mu-g">"Hey, lady! Nice phone you'ze got!"</span>
She screams and runs in the other direction. You are used to this time of reaction, so you shrug it off. You take a turn left, and walk into a very narrow street that's in front of the mosque. Here, you feel more comfortable. The floor is littered with trash. You chuckle, knowing the ignorant people who trashed the street could be fined any moment!
>>5294810 A man with a motorcycle helmet is looking on his cellphone. He's holding a Grab Food package, and seems to be searching for the delivery address on his cellphone.
<span class="mu-g">"Ayo! Dis baggy iz mine! Gif it to me, mothafucka!"</span>
The man lifts both his hand defensively in front of him, dropping the bag on the floor. With each step you make toward him, he makes a step back, until he bumps into his motorcycle. You grab the bag swiftly, and look what's inside: a huge burger, with cheese and caramelized onions, and fries covered with melted cheese. You eat the meal while you are walking toward Mr. Raashid's house.
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>Quest 1 (F rank): Visit Mr. Raashid and convert him back to Islam [Accepted] Your target lives in on the eighth floor of an appartment block on North Bridge Road, to the northeast. You take the elevator and knock at his door. A blind old man opens the door. He seems very old, in his seventies, and speaks slowly.
"Who is this? What is this unbearable stench?"
<span class="mu-g">"Dis me, Mohammed Saiful bin Thumbsmasher. I'm a frenz. Let's talk outside if ya want, aye? Da smell wil be betta."</span>
He grabs his walking stick and follows you to the street.
<span class="mu-g">"Mastah Ulul Azmi sent me. Wat's dis about losing faith? Are you rejectin' da almight Allah?"</span>
"Mister, I'm old and sick, and Allah has never done anything for me. Why did he give me this broken body? Yes, as I'm losing my youth, I'm losing my faith. The days of going to the mosque are long behind me."
You begin to get angry.
<span class="mu-g">"Don't you'ze blame Allah fo' yo wrong-doin'. Me tell you, you'ze got sum mo' lessons to learn."</span>
With great speed, you punch him in the stomach. He bends over, his face expressing distress.
<span class="mu-g">Ya mansur amit!</span>
English: "O thou whom God hath made victorious, slay!" -Quran You spit on the floor.
<span class="mu-g">"Cum wiz me to da mosque tomorrow, or me kill you deadly."</span>
"Please... Don't hurt me... I'm sorry. I didn't know who I was dealing with. From my seclusion, I had forgotten all about Allah's might, but now, I remember. I promise, I'll come to the mosque."
You've complete your mission, and feel a sense of pride and accomplishment. The prophet Muhammad didn't conquer Arabia with kind words. It is with a scimitar lifted toward the green moon that he defeated the heathens during the Battle of Badr. <span class="mu-i">O Allah! Should this group (of Muslims) be defeated today, You will no longer be worshipped."
You return to your home in the sewers, and sleep on the cold floor. On the next day, you go back to Master Ulul Azmi, and report the completion of the quest. As reward, he gives you $140 (Singapore dollars) and a badge from the Muslim Adventurer's Guild, with he pins to your thawb. The money is not much, but the quest was only F rank and not time consuming at all. Still, you can hardly contain your feelings of pride and joy.
Choose your actions (max 2):
>Take Quest 2 >Take Quest 3 >Take Quest 4 >Take Quest 5 >Use your money to buy furniture for your home >Pay another visit to Mr. Raashid, and steal items from his home >Search for the possessed lady who growls like a goblin >>5295997 >Visit a nice place >>5296020 [financial district / famous hotel / beach] >Write-in</span> QM Wuxian !!wUx72vLQz5Q
>Quest 1 (F rank): Visit Mr. Raashid and convert him back to Islam [Accepted] Your target lives in on the eighth floor of an appartment block on North Bridge Road, to the northeast. You take the elevator and knock at his door. A blind old man opens the door. He seems very old, in his seventies, and speaks slowly.
"Who is this? What is this unbearable stench?"
<span class="mu-g">"Dis me, Mohammed Saiful bin Thumbsmasher. I'm a frenz. Let's talk outside if ya want, aye? Da smell wil be betta."</span>
He grabs his walking stick and follows you to the street.
<span class="mu-g">"Mastah Ulul Azmi sent me. Wat's dis about losing faith? Are you rejectin' da almight Allah?"</span>
"Mister, I'm old and sick, and Allah has never done anything for me. Why did he give me this broken body? Yes, as I'm losing my youth, I'm losing my faith. The days of going to the mosque are long behind me."
You begin to get angry.
<span class="mu-g">"Don't you'ze blame Allah fo' yo wrong-doin'. Me tell you, you'ze got sum mo' lessons to learn."</span>
With great speed, you punch him in the stomach. He bends over, his face expressing distress.
<span class="mu-g">Ya mansur amit!</span>
English: "O thou whom God hath made victorious, slay!" -Quran You spit on the floor.
<span class="mu-g">"Cum wiz me to da mosque tomorrow, or me kill you deadly."</span>
"Please... Don't hurt me... I'm sorry. I didn't know who I was dealing with. From my seclusion, I had forgotten all about Allah's might, but now, I remember. I promise, I'll come to the mosque."
You've complete your mission, and feel a sense of pride and accomplishment. The prophet Muhammad didn't conquer Arabia with kind words. It is with a scimitar lifted toward the green moon that he defeated the heathens during the Battle of Badr.
You return to your home in the sewers, and sleep on the cold floor. On the next day, you go back to Master Ulul Azmi, and report the completion of the quest. As reward, he gives you $140 (Singapore dollars) and a badge from the Muslim Adventurer's Guild, with he pins to your thawb. The money is not much, but the quest was only F rank and not time consuming at all. Still, you can hardly contain your feelings of pride and joy.
Choose your actions (max 2):
>Take Quest 2 >Take Quest 3 >Take Quest 4 >Take Quest 5 >Use your money to buy furniture for your home >Pay another visit to Mr. Rashaad, and steal items from his home >Search for the possessed lady who growls like a goblin >>5295997 >Visit a nice place >>5296020 [financial district / famous hotel / beach] >Write-in Let's not visit the zoo as we already did in my last thread >>5287597 Anonymous
>>5297233 >Take Quest 2 >Use your money to buy furniture for your home Anonymous
>>5297296 >Quest 2 (E rank): Burn Fika Swedish Cafe and Bistro, an infidel shop in Arab St >Use your money to buy furniture for your home You can roll for the next 3 hours
>Everyone can roll >Roll 2d100 >The first die determines whose roll gets picked (lowest wins) >The second die is for your Stealth check >A bonus will be granted if several players succeed the roll Your Stealth Rank is Average. The Difficult Rank is Low. The DC for the Divination Check is 75 [second die].
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Rolled 67, 27 = 94 (2d100) >>5298024 Anonymous
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Rolled 69, 82 = 151 (2d100) >>5298024 Anonymous
Rolled 26, 56 = 82 (2d100) >>5298024 QM Wuxian !!wUx72vLQz5Q
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>>5294552 <span class="mu-s">Turn 4</span>
Turn Album:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-7qhiOTs8Q Abhorer - Zygotical Sabbatory Anabapt, from Singapore As the southern-most post of Asian civilization is a dark, hostile jungle, Singapore is holy. For a human being, the moist, tropical weather is barely tolerable. For a goblin, however, it is empowering. Your stench, your aura of fear is twice stronger, which make you twice more dominant. There's nothing more amusing than watching other humanoids cower in fear from your mere presence. Only the wise and powerful dragons command more respect than you.
You roam the streets and spot a sexy Chinese girl wearing tight shorts. Thankfully, she lacks the modesty of Islam, and you can freely admire her long, skinny legs. She's as slender as an elf, and you estimate her BMI to be around 17. As a true esthete, you like women of all forms and sizes, but there's something about her frail slenderness that triggers you dominant goblin instincts. Your lust is strong, and you follow her from a distance. You can't get too close or she will smell you. You don't want to see her scream of fear, no. You want her to scream of pleasure when you make love to her. She takes a turn and you lose sight of her. Too bad. You clench your fist. You are here to buy furniture. You find <span class="mu-i">Di Legno</span>, a home decor store in front of the mosque. You buy an IKEA style bookshelf for $75, which is the cheapest you could find. You break it down, and bring the pieces to your home in the sewers. This will serve as a small barricade against predators. Not great, but better than nothing. You also bought a blanket, to make your sleep more comfortable.
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>>5294552 <span class="mu-s">Turn 4</span>
Turn Album:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-7qhiOTs8Q Abhorer - Zygotical Sabbatory Anabapt, from Singapore Stealth Check: Double Success [27] [56] >>5298029 >>5298033 As the southern-most post of Asian civilization is a dark, hostile jungle, Singapore is holy. For a human being, the moist, tropical weather is barely tolerable. For a goblin, however, it is empowering. Your stench, your aura of fear is twice stronger, which make you twice more dominant. There's nothing more amusing than watching other humanoids cower in fear from your mere presence. Only the wise and powerful dragons command more respect than you.
You roam the streets and spot a sexy Chinese girl wearing tight shorts. Thankfully, she lacks the modesty of Islam, and you can freely admire her long, skinny legs. She's as slender as an elf, and you estimate her BMI to be around 17. As a true esthete, you like women of all forms and sizes, but there's something about her frail slenderness that triggers you dominant goblin instincts. Your lust is strong, and you follow her from a distance. You can't get too close or she will smell you. You don't want to see her scream of fear, no. You want her to scream of pleasure when you make love to her. She takes a turn and you lose sight of her. Too bad. You clench your fist. You are here to buy furniture. You find <span class="mu-i">Di Legno</span>, a home decor store in front of the mosque. You buy an IKEA style bookshelf for $75, which is the cheapest you could find. You break it down, and bring the pieces to your home in the sewers. This will serve as a small barricade against predators. Not great, but better than nothing. You also bought a blanket, to make your sleep more comfortable.
QM Wuxian !!wUx72vLQz5Q
>Quest 2 (E rank): Burn Fika Swedish Cafe and Bistro, an infidel shop in Arab St Islam is your strength. The theory of jihad allows you to destroy anything which opposes Islam. In Singapore, that means the vast majority of things. Kampong Glam, the neighborhood where Sultan Mosque is located, is historically Muslim. This is a base where the Chinese are weak, and the goblins are strong. The presence of <span class="mu-i">Fika Swedish Cafe and Bistro</span> in the neighborhood is an affront to your supremacy. The well-lit room, the spotless white tables, the smiling waitress, so different from you, make you feel uneasy and rejected. The dishes, with their artistic presentation, make you screech. Their signature drink, the Basilika Breeze, made from blended vegetables, with their unmanly, vegan fanciness, are a direct defiance to the raw cannibalism of Islam. The Prophet, when he was at the peak of his glory, was drinking the blood of virgin infants blended with the tears of his defeated enemies. This is the kind of drink you crave for. Muhammad! Allah! Baphomet! Hubal! The Green Moon! The river of death, Lethe, tormenter of weak souls, refreshment of the mighty, of whose Gift you carry in your flesh and mind. Useless memories gone forever, replaced with the assiduous study of the Quran, of the Prophet's majestic stamina, of never-ending jihad, always struggling against your own weakness, against the corruption of your flesh, and of the world surrounding you.
At nighttime, you stand in front of the Swedish store. Your priority is to be remain unseen. If the coppers catch you, this will be the end of your life. There's a security camera. Easy enough to avoid. You break the front window, and enter inside the store. It's dark, and there's no one around. you have to move fast. You throw a bottle of alcohol on the floor, and make it burn with your disposable lighter. The flames spread in the shape of a crescent moon. You burn the tables and the counter. In your headphones, the hateful screams of <span class="mu-i">Abhorer</span> fill you with courage. <span class="mu-g">GOBLIN!</span> Your mission is already accomplished. You sprint toward the exit, and leave as fast as possible. You are perfectly stealthy, hiding behind cars and avoiding all security cameras. None will record your face; none will even know a goblin was here.
On the next day, you return to the mosque and claim your reward. $500 in cash for the mission. This pays much more than the previous mission. Thank you, Master Ulul.
>Take Quest 3 >Take Quest 4 >Take Quest 5 >Explore the sewers more >Walk around randomly, and bully humans >Visit a nice place >>5296020 [financial district / famous hotel / beach] >Write-in Anonymous
Just pointing out an area of potential interest. Golden Mile complex, which isn't too far from our base, has decently priced barbecue, as well as plentiful Thai prostitutes. Might be a nice place to take part in nightlife. >Purchase an EZ-Link card at a local convenience store. This will allow us to fill it up with transport fare and unlock a vast network of public transport. While walking on foot is difficult, we can get to literally anywhere in Singapore within a couple of hours with this. >Explore the sewers more.
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>>5298267 Of course, it has plenty of pork, and isn't Halal. But we're both a Muslim and a Goblin, and I don't think a minor thing like Haram will separate a Goblin and their vices.
Anonymous
>>5298254 >Turn album Litty af t b h f a m
>>5298256 >Purchase many types of perfume/deodorant to try to cover up our stench >Purchase EZ Link card >Resist the temptation of pork. Allah does not want to see us in Hutama (Arabic: حطم "That which Breaks to Pieces", "Smasher") Anonymous
>>5298256 >Explore the sewers more >Purchase many types of perfume/deodorant to try to cover up our stench >Vist a nice place [beach] I think we should get to know more about where we live and and enjoy are time at the beach might get to see more Asian women who know no modest that Allah has prescribe.
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>>5298254 Holy based, you listen to Draconis AND Abhorer?
QM Wuxian (Cage)
>>5298267 >>5298286 >>5298305 All actions are accepted.
You can roll for the next 3 hours
>Everyone can roll >Roll 2d100 >The first die determines whose roll gets picked (lowest wins) >The second die is to cover up your stench We will roll on the Fate chart with Odds of "Unlikely". By default, the Chaos Level is set at 5, so we are looking at the central column on the Fate Chart
>>5294554 . It's unlikely because you haven't bathed since birth. The DC is 35.
Anonymous
Rolled 58, 2 = 60 (2d100) >>5299112 Anonymous
Rolled 60, 3 = 63 (2d100) >>5299112 QM Wuxian !!wUx72vLQz5Q
>>5299115 >>5299317 >The person who only rolls crits It's only one roll per person.
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>>5299349 Oh thanks for the reminder.
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Rolled 15, 41 = 56 (2d100) >>5294557 Rolling on the Event Chart for what's found in the sewers.
Anonymous
>>5299349 If I forego a roll,
>>5299115 gets chosen, right? Mweeheeheehee get self-pwned out of participation, Cux- I mean Wux
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>>5299431 >If I forego a roll, >>5299115 gets chosen, right That is correct
Anonymous
>>>/fit/67117726 >/fit/ crosspost to make the crit a godlike crit Anonymous
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Maybe we can reverse engineer our stench and bottle it for the masses
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>>5294552 <span class="mu-s">Turn 5</span>
Turn Album:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMHBcLNHN2A Impiety - Terroreign (Singapore) Odds roll: Epic Critical Success [2] - 5 = -3 >>5299115 >>5299443 The transport system of Singapore is complex and arachnean. Its structure cannot be comprehended by a mortal's mind; it is as if designed by the mad god who resides at the center of the universe, Allah. With an EZ-Link card, you could reach any point on the intricate spiderweb at will, as if teleported by magic. How convenient is an EZ-Link card. You could travel to Golden Mile Tower, and enjoy a nice Thai dish: grilled pork, garlic pork with rice, spicy pork spine soup, or even a simple fermented pork salad. You could enjoy the night life, the prostitutes, and hunt down your natural enemies, the Thai ladyboys. For some strange reason, you specialize in hunting trannies, even though you've never seen one in the real-world. Yet, you know everything about their habitat, lifestyle, reproductive cycle and physical vulnerabilities.
A scornful whisper rises from your mind. A familiar voice which guides your steps when you are lost. <span class="mu-i">No! Pork is not haram.</span> The demonic voice has never identified itself, but you assume it is a malaikah of Allah. <span class="mu-i">I do not want to see you in Hutama. That place is reserved to Christian pigs. Your destiny is to be a martyr, and to receive seventy-two virgins in Jannah.</span> Receiving virgins all to yourself sounds nice, but a martyr? You don't feel ready for that, and the voice scares you. Its power of destruction is too comprehensive, and you feel weak in comparison, a feeling you abhor.
You walk to the 7-Eleven store in Arab Street, and buy the card
$10 . You also buy skin moisterizer
$49 and a 100 ml bottle of 212 Sexy Men
$48 . You heavily spray the perfume all over your body, and cough from the smoke reaching your nose. Suddenly, you feel incredibly more seductive. You can feel on yourself the advertised magnetic energy of mandarin and bergamot. The cashier makes a neutral face when he sees you. How strange. You're used to people expressing disgust from your presence. The power level of this perfume is uncanny. You go outside, and nobody pays attention to you. People simply walk by as if you were completely invisible.
When wearing 212 Sexy Men perfume, your Sewer Stench disappears, and your Beauty score is boosted to Below Average. QM Wuxian !!wUx72vLQz5Q
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You open a manhole and reenter the sewers. For the first time, you become aware of the nauseating smell of the environment. In the past, you never noticed anything, but now, it's barely tolerable. You walk through the tunnels toward the north, until you find a fishbone on the floor. Danger! That is not a good sign. It means that another creature has been around. A sense of panick overwhelms you. Quickly, and making as little noise as you can, you return to the safety of the surface. You take a mental note of never going north when you are underground.Wait, why would anyone want to do that?[/i:lit] You enter the colorful metal box. It drives on a monorail above the ground at rather high speed. You lift your hands to the windows, and gaze outside. Countless trees have been planted on the edges of the bridge between the mainland and the island, and you feel like you're on a ride in a theme park. In the distance, towering buildings vaguely look like temples dedicated to Shiva or Kali. The train enters a small rocky tunnel, and you arrive in Beach Station. As soon as you cross the doors, you take off your abaya and undress to your trunks. Now, the ladies can admire the full splendor of your boner through the fabric of the underwear. For good measure, you spray more perfume on yourself. You walk on a wooden rope bridge to Palawan Beach, a beach of fine sand, with tropical palm trees, and turquoise waters stretching to the horizon.
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The beauty of a dark-skinned, middle-aged woman in a pink bikini is enough to make you instantaneously cum in your pants. Bless Allah for your vigor.
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A White woman walking in the opposite direction catches your attention. Compared to a pure Asian waifu, her body is nothing special. Her belly is divided into three disgraceful fat rolls, and you remember why Allah always compares the Christians to pigs. Still, there's something inexplicably attractive about the lightness of her blonde hair and the fairness of her shiny skin. You approach her.>Offer to apply sunscreen on her back [Seduction, medium] >Offer to heal her back pain with your magic [Seduction, easy + Energy Medicine] >Drag her by the hair to the jungle [Strength] >Write-in
Anonymous
>>5299502 >>Offer to heal her back pain with your magic [Seduction, easy + Energy Medicine] >Write-in - When we get in close, telepathically inform her of both Islam AND a cheap apartment in the slums. Her and Mohammed Saiful bin Thumbsmasher could split it 50/50. [Brainwashing] We gotta get out of that sewer and take our rightful place in this world.
How long does 100ml of 212 Sexy Men last us?
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>>5299502 >Offer to apply sunscreen on her back [Seduction, medium] QM Wuxian !!wUx72vLQz5Q
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I had searched for babes, but the beach was deserted and those were the only two females
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>>5299657 >>5299675 This will be a more complex roll, this time.
>Everyone can roll >Roll 4d100 >The first die determines whose roll gets picked (lowest wins) >The second die is to seduce the woman >The third die is for healing >The fourth die is for Brainwash Your Beauty Rank is (temporarily) Below Average. The Dificulty Rank is Low. The DC for Sex Appeal is 55.
Your Energy Medicine Rank is Average. The Difficult Rank is Weak (minor pain). The DC for healing is 85.
Your Brainwash Rank is Average. The difficult Rank is Average. The DC for Brainwash is 50.
>>5299657 >How long does 100ml of 212 Sexy Men last us? I shall study the question and give a mathematically accurate answer.
Anonymous
Rolled 11, 72, 65, 83 = 231 (4d100) >>5300201 low roller coming thru, look out
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Rolled 66, 16, 87, 52 = 221 (4d100) >>5300201 Rolling! Sentosa is a pretty nice place. Nearby is Universal Studios, a huge aquarium, a golf course, and many other luxuries. There's a world war 2 fort to the East. Sentosa also has private estates for the incredibly rich, which we could break into.
Anonymous
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Rolled 38 (1d100) >>5300245 Anonymous
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Rolled 87, 6, 71, 37 = 201 (4d100) >>5300201 >>5300245 >>5300247 Forgot to do mutiple lol
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Rolled 21, 94, 44, 31 = 190 (4d100) >>5300201 QM Wuxian !!wUx72vLQz5Q
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>How long does 100ml of 212 Sexy Men last us? The bottle will last approximately one week.
>>5294552 <span class="mu-s">Turn 5</span>
>>5300207 >Punish this bitch >Go to another beach and find a sexier woman >Buy a dress suit, and visit the casino in Resorts World Sentosa >Visit Scentopia Singapore and find new scents for yourself >Break into a manor at Capella Resort, a luxury hotel >Break into a private apartment at Sentosa Cove >Write-in </span> QM Wuxian !!wUx72vLQz5Q
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>How long does 100ml of 212 Sexy Men last us? The bottle will last approximately one week.
>>5294552 <span class="mu-s">Turn 5</span>
>>5300207 <span class="mu-g">Knowledge (goblin)</span>: Goblins are an all-male species. They reproduce strictly from raping human females, and infrequently, elven females. Goblin genes are extremely dominant, and the offsprings are 100% goblin. Human scientists have been unable to understand goblin biology properly.
<span class="mu-b">"Yo! Lady! You look in pain. Do you want a free massage an' healin'?"</span>
"No, I'm fine. I came here to rest."
<span class="mu-b">"Come on! It's goblin-free!" You grab her hand. "I'm gonna make ya feel betta, babe."
She quickly pulls her hand away, and takes a step back. Whenever you touch a woman, they always act in this manner. Don't they know this makes you angry?
"Please don't touch me. I don't want anything from you."
"Fuckin' bitch! Me waz jus' bein' nice!
Before she can answer, you put the tip of a finger on each side of your head, on the temples, and establish a telepathic connection with her. With your brainwashing ability, you can influence the thoughts of other, to a certain degree. You concentrate on your third eye, and visualize her mind as a cavern, where your thoughts are projected and echo down the tunnels. <span class="mu-i">Bitch.</span> The word echoes several times, louder each time. Viscuous red goo begins to ooze off the ceiling and down the walls. Your thoughts are too strong for this simple-minded woman, and your request is too complex. The brainwashing is damaging her brain. You open your eyes, and cut off the connection. She grimaces, and her nose begins to bleed.
"God! I'm not feeling well... I have a bad headache."
She turns her back to you, and walks toward the tree shades. You think about following her, but there's a group of other humans nearby, so you don't want to attract unwanted attention to yourself. You stare at her round buttocks in silence.
Choose your actions (max 2):
>Punish this bitch >Go to another beach and find a sexier woman >Buy a dress suit, and visit the casino in Resorts World Sentosa >Visit Scentopia Singapore and find new scents for yourself >Break into a manor at Capella Resort, a luxury hotel >Break into a private apartment at Sentosa Cove >Write-in</span> QM Wuxian !!wUx72vLQz5Q
>How long does 100ml of 212 Sexy Men last us? The bottle will last approximately one week.
>>5294552 <span class="mu-s">Turn 5</span>
>>5300207 <span class="mu-g">Knowledge (goblin)</span>: Goblins are an all-male species. They reproduce strictly from raping human females, and infrequently, elven females. Goblin genes are extremely dominant, and the offsprings are 100% goblin. Human scientists have been unable to understand goblin biology properly.
<span class="mu-b">"Yo! Lady! You look in pain. Do you want a free massage an' healin'?"</span>
"No, I'm fine. I came here to rest."
<span class="mu-b">"Come on! It's goblin-free!"</span> You grab her hand. <span class="mu-b">"I'm gonna make ya feel betta, babe."</span>
She quickly pulls her hand away, and takes a step back. Whenever you touch a woman, they always act in this manner. Don't they know this makes you angry?
"Please don't touch me. I don't want anything from you."
<span class="mu-b">"Fuckin' bitch! Me waz jus' bein' nice!</span>
Before she can answer, you put the tip of a finger on each side of your head, on the temples, and establish a telepathic connection with her. With your brainwashing ability, you can influence the thoughts of other, to a certain degree. You concentrate on your third eye, and visualize her mind as a cavern, where your thoughts are projected and echo down the tunnels. <span class="mu-i">Bitch.</span> The word echoes several times, louder each time. Viscuous red goo begins to ooze off the ceiling and down the walls. Your thoughts are too strong for this simple-minded woman, and your request is too complex. The brainwashing is damaging her brain. You open your eyes, and cut off the connection. She grimaces, and her nose begins to bleed.
"God! I'm not feeling well... I have a bad headache."
She turns her back to you, and walks toward the tree shades. You think about following her, but there's a group of other humans nearby, so you don't want to attract unwanted attention to yourself. You stare at her round buttocks in silence.
Choose your actions (max 2):
>Punish this bitch >Go to another beach and find a sexier woman >Buy a dress suit, and visit the casino in Resorts World Sentosa >Visit Scentopia Singapore and find new scents for yourself >Break into a manor at Capella Resort, a luxury hotel >Break into a private apartment at Sentosa Cove >Write-in Anonymous
>>5300559 >Visit Scentopia Singapore and find new scents for yourself I think we need to make ourselves more attractive and
>Go to another beach and find a sexier woman I think it is better we scram before we get into more trouble and with our new scent we could be less revulsive.
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>>5300642 It's time to roll the seduce a new woman. The DC is higher this time because I've found a more beautiful girl.
>Roll 2d100 >The first die determines whose roll gets picked (lowest wins) >The second die is to seduce the girl Your Beauty Rank is (temporarily) Below Average. The Dificulty Rank is Average. The DC for Sex Appeal is 25.
You can also post more detailed actions for the interaction when rolling.
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Rolled 90, 70, 20, 79, 3, 39 = 301 (6d100) >>5294557 I'm rolling three times on the Event Chart (Action and Subject) to generate the perfumes.
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>>5300642 It's time to roll the seduce a new woman. The DC is higher this time because I've found a more beautiful girl.
>Roll 2d100 >The first die determines whose roll gets picked (lowest wins) >The second die is to seduce the girl Your Beauty Rank is (temporarily) Below Average. The Dificulty Rank is Average. The DC for Sex Appeal is 35.
You can also post more detailed actions for the interaction when rolling.
Anonymous
Rolled 5, 32 = 37 (2d100) ah darn i was too late
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WE SEXY, BOYS!!
Anonymous
>>5294557 >90, 70 Failure of Extravagance Not good for a perfume
>20, 79 Truce of Vehicle ??????????????????
>3, 39 Neglect of News ??????????????????
This oughta be fun
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Rolled 7 (1d7) >>5301346 It's fine if you miss a turn. We are still in the same environment so you can type your actions next turn.
>>5301407 Those are not very easy to interpret.
The Mythic RPG rule recommend to use the first thing that comes to your mind when you see the words, even if it doesn't match them perfectly. If, after 30 seconds, nothing comes to mind, then the roll is cancelled.
>Failure of Extravange: this perfume is expensive but banal. It's going to hurt your wallet. >Truce of Vehicle: this perfume cancels out the agression of vehicles/cars; this perfume cancels out the smell of Singapore's intense smog with the freshness of nature. >Neglect of News: current news are all about demonizing Russia; if you neglect the news, you don't mind spraying some Russia on yourself. I'm rolling for one of the perfumes on the list "7 Russia-scented perfumes"
https://www.rbth.com/lifestyle/334454-7-russia-scented-perfumes Anonymous
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>>5301418 >Truce of Vehicle: this perfume cancels out the agression of vehicles/cars Kek the first thing that came to my mind for me is vehicle/vessel. The bottle or pump of the perfume coming to a standstill or understanding with Mohammed but not being a very good perfume.
>Neglect of news >Fighter jet perfume Based. I woulda probably cancelled but I like yours. I just happened to get this article on my feed yesterday about the same jet, what a coinkydink (please stop stalking me)
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>>5294552 <span class="mu-s">Turn 6</span>
Here's the thread theme song. It was made by a poster on /jp/. Leave him a message if you liked.
>>>/jp/40134683 Unsurprisingly, there's a lot of fresh pussy in <span class="mu-i">Scentopia Singapore</span>. There are modest Muslim waifus, their face veiled in a protective hijab; pure Chinese waifus, who carry the refinement of their ancient civilization; and blond-haired British waifus, sex tourists who are here to find a handsome man or goblin. Unfortunately, those women are all fully clothed, so you've decided to focus on the attractions.
Scentopia has an augmented-reality guided tour which explains the history of perfumuries in Singapore. As a perfume aficionado, you find this quite exciting. The history of perfume in Singapore started with Sir Raffles, the founder of modern Singapore. Fort Canning Hill was originally a botanic garden where Sir Raffles, who was a trained alchemist, developed a magical perfume from a giant carnivorous red flower to seduce the native women. With vanilla beans extracted from orchids, he developed new desserts to keep his harem happy. Hm. He was quite the interesting man, no wonder people erected statues in his image.
The next attraction is the perfume-making workshop. You take an interactive personality test, and the test result creates your own signature scent from 6,000 different samples. How fun is that! You head to the perfume-making bar station, and the tour guide, her face hidden in a black mask, gives you a custom 100 ml bottle of <span class="mu-i">Mohammed Saifu Signature Scent</span>. At the end of the exhibit, you walk through a store, where you buy <span class="mu-i">Extravagance d'Amarige Givenchy</span>, an expensive perfume that smells nice but has no special effect; <span class="mu-i">Kopi Luwak Civet Coffee Essence</span>, a Malay perfume which cancels out the effects of smog, and <span class="mu-i">Su-75 Checkmate</span>, a strange perfume which carries the scent of a Russian fighter jet.
Effects:>Mohammed Saifu Signature Scent, 100 ml ($125): to be determined >Extravagance d'Amarige Givenchy, 100 ml ($179): no special effect >Kopi Luwak Civet Coffee Essence, 3 ml ($72): cancels out the low visibility of smog >Su-75 Checkmate, 3 ml ($20): increases your Strength score by 1 RS QM Wuxian !!wUx72vLQz5Q
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After this nice tour, you head back toward the western part of Palawan Beach, which you hadn't explored yet. The fresh ocean breeze cleanses your sense of smell. While walking, you think about your spirituality. Islam is very goblin in nature; it always attempts to expand through war and to infect other cultures. It's the only doctrine that explains the harsh, unforgiving nature of the world, with the concept of a harsh, unforgiving god. However, you view the Islamic doctrine as political and secular, and not spiritual. Most of the world is explained by Islam, but not everything. There are a few things outside of it, the things that are good and more subtle in nature, such as psionics, anime, and otaku culture in general. Taoism is the only spirituality which explains your psionic powers, and you have been a student of Luo Dong [罗冬生], Youtuber and spiritual master. On his channel, where he has posted over 3,000 videos, Master Luo Dong shows how to people with massages. More recently, he has developed a technique to directly heal people with his <span class="mu-i">qi</span> powers on the computer screen. It is from Master Luo Dong that you have learned your abilities of <span class="mu-i">Energy Medicine</span> and <span class="mu-i">Fast Talk</span>.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9ggOsWCDJ4 Master Luo Dong approaches women, and sometimes men, at parks, beaches or on the street, and offers free massages. In New York, where he is based, Master Luo Dong is undeservingly known as a sexual predator and groping pervert. Of course, those are baseless accusations of men who feel jealous because they don't smell good enough to speak to women. When thinking about your master, you hold the palm of your hands together, and bow quickly.
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Ah, at last! You find a pure Chinese waifu, half-naked, with a push-up bikini top, posing for pictures in front of the sea. She has long, silky hair, pale skin, a small chest, and an elegant, feminine silhouette. Her friend, who is fully clothed, is taking pictures of her with her cellphone, probably for Instagram.
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You ignore her friend, because she is uglier and shorter, and speak directly to the Instagram model.
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The next step is more difficult, and requires expertise. You move your hands to her ass, her <span class="mu-i">yin</span> area, and knead it like dough. You speak faster about the qi energy, and she doesn't move. You've won.>Ignore her and leave >Invite her to your party, as an equal [Diplomacy] >Point your revolver at her, and force her to become your slave [Intimidate] >Write-in >Write-in >Buy a dress suit, and visit the casino in Resorts World Sentosa >Break into a manor at Capella Resort, a luxury hotel >Break into a private estate at Sentosa Cove >Go back to the mosque, and check for new quest >Visit the financial districts >Write-in
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>>5301695 >Ignore her and leave >Perfume effect: +2 RS on Intimidation checks against non-Goblins and non-Muslims >Visit the financial districts >Quest 4 Anonymous
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<span class="mu-b">boompin' dis</span>
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>>5302184 >Perfume effect: +2 RS on Intimidation checks against non-Goblins and non-Muslims >Everyone can roll >Roll 2d100 >The first die determines whose roll gets picked (lowest wins) >The second die is an Odds roll for the perfume With a +2 Rank Shift bonus, the proposed effect for the perfume is stronger than for other perfume. I set the Odds as "Unlikely". The DC is 35.
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Rolled 11, 89 = 100 (2d100) >>5302473 feeling like I picked not-the-best perfume power, if someone else wants to change it, feel free
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Rolled 75, 21 = 96 (2d100) >>5302473 QM Wuxian !!wUx72vLQz5Q
Rolled 91, 54, 63, 22, 55, 79, 58 = 422 (7d100) Roll 1: Odds roll of Unlikely to determine if the woman gives her contact info [Fate Chart
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Rolls 2-7: Random rolls to generate more quests [Event Chart
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Rolled 6 (1d10) Rolling on the Scene Resolution chart to close up the Sentosa Island chapter
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>>5302571 If I read the chart correctly these are gonna be some hardcore quests
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>>5302582 Through Goballah we can achieve anything
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>>5294552 <span class="mu-s">Turn 7</span>
Turn Album:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFh_MmaR2kA Dark Techno Mix 'SINFUL' Q: Does the Mohammed Saifu Signature Scent have any effect?>>5302496 >>5302571 Sentosa Island was a nice vacation, but now, you crave the filth and pollution of the city. As departing gift, you throw the bottle of <span class="mu-i">Mohammed Saifu Signature Scent</span> at the girl's feet, so that she can sniff your scent when she craves and misses your manliness. Ah! It felt good to lose your virginity. Actually, were you a virgin? You don't know. The Gift of Lethé has erased all memories of your home world, so you don't know what your life was like before you arrived in Singapore. Perhaps you had a wife and children, although that sounds quite unlikely. Your instincts are more suited to a pump and dump lifestyle where your footsteps are guided solely by your lust and hatred.
You take the Sentosa Express back to mainland, and then the metro to Outram Park and Raffles Place. Ah! The place is named after Sir Raffles, the famous perfumer. The pollution levels are only moderate today, and despite the cloudy sky, the sun is visible and blinds your vision. As a goblin, the sun is your enemy, and you feel more comfortable at night. Located at the mouth of the Singapore River, the Central Business District (CBD) is composed of sky-reaching fortresses of concrete and iron, protecting Singapore's wealth against hordes of starved plebeians.
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Each district of Singapore feels like an entirely different world. This district incarnates perfect modernity, and everyone around here is dressed impeccably, with dress shirts and tight dresses. Someone left their bike unattended, with a large <span class="mu-i">foodpanda</span> bag, its bright, pink color calling for your attention. Foolish humans! They don't know how to protect their property. You open the bag, and look at what food is inside. You take out a warm Cheese Egg Onion Thosai, an Indian dish shaped like a pancake, something easy to eat while walking around.
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In front of the UOB bank, a hook-nosed man dressed in magician attires approaches you.
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What a strange man. You wonder if he's a gay and was hitting on you. On the northern side of the place is a quiet quay along the polluted, green waters of the river. You sit on a dark stone bench and eat your lunch. When you're done, you urinate in the water, so as to merge your essence with that of the city.
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You've done enough sight-seeing, and it's time to go back home. You stop by the mosque to see if Master Ulul Azmi has posted interesting quest.>Quest 1 (F rank): Visit Mr. Raashid and convert him back to Islam >Quest 2 (E rank): Burn Fika Swedish Cafe and Bistro, an infidel shop in Arab St >Quest 3 (D rank): Visit Ms. Haseena and exorcise her haunted house >Quest 4 (D rank): Establish diplomatic contact with the Temple of Kali >Quest 5 (B rank): Infiltrate the police station and steal files from their computer >Quest 6 (B rank): Tame the otyugh that dwells in the sewers >Quest 7 (B rank): Assassinate Denise Phua, the mayor of Central Singapore District
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>Quest 4 (D rank): Establish diplomatic contact with the Temple of Kali [Accepted] When in Little India, your Sewer Stench is limited to a 5 feet radius. >Find goblins in the area and speak with them [Gather Information, medium] >Enter the temple and speak with the worshippers [Gather Information, medium] >Enter the temple and request a meeting with the high priestess [Diplomacy, difficult] >Write-in >Meet up with the hook-nosed man at UOB >Invest your money on the Singapore Stock Market [I'll explain the mechanics] >Explore Little India at random [north/east/south/west] >Visit a few Indian temples >Stalk and harass Indian women in the street >Write-in
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>>5302666 (trips checkem)>>Enter the temple and speak with the worshippers [Gather Information, medium] >>Meet up with the hook-nosed man at UOB >>Explore Little India but not at random. Nearby the UOB is women's clothing store, Mom's Love. Let's spritz on some Extravagance d'Amarige Givenchy, and try to find love from someone's mom. Anonymous
>>5302666 >Enter the temple and request a meeting with the high priestess [Diplomacy, difficult] >Invest your money on the Singapore Stock Market [I'll explain the mechanics] >Stalk and harass Indian women in the street QM Wuxian !!wUx72vLQz5Q
>>5294552 <span class="mu-s">Goblin Corner</span>
This quest is a safe space for all men and women who live in goblin mode and have retired from civilization.
If you are feeling depressed or hateful, you can quote this post and write your feelings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyOGb4p3998 Anonymous
>>5303219 sprained my foot the other day but desu I know the jews did this.
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Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d2) >>5302722 >>5302898 >Meet up with the hook-nosed man at UOB >Invest your money on the Singapore Stock Market [I'll explain the mechanics] Rolling 2 d2 to pick between the following actions
>Enter the temple and speak with the worshippers [Gather Information, medium] >Enter the temple and request a meeting with the high priestess [Diplomacy, difficult] >Explore Little India but not at random. Nearby the UOB is women's clothing store, Mom's Love. Let's spritz on some Extravagance d'Amarige Givenchy, and try to find love from someone's mom. >Stalk and harass Indian women in the street QM Wuxian !!wUx72vLQz5Q
All right, let's roll.>Roll 3d100 >The first die determines whose roll gets picked (lowest wins) >The second die is for the Gather Information Check >The third die is for your Seduction Check the Givency perfume doesn't have any effect . The Dificulty Rank is Low. The DC for Sex Appeal is 15.
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Rolled 30, 4, 68 = 102 (3d100) >>5303301 Anonymous
Rolled 68, 30, 56, 39 = 193 (4d100) >>5294557 Roll 1-2: Rolling for the gathered information [Event Chart
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Roll 2-4: Rolling for Mr. Bezalel's job [Event Chart
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>>5303234 I will pray for you after the update
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Rolled 37, 11, 60 = 108 (3d100) >>5303301 Anonymous
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Rolled 75, 75, 1 = 151 (3d100) >>5303301 QM Wuxian !!wUx72vLQz5Q
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>>5294552 <span class="mu-s">Turn 8</span>
Gather Information: Success [4] >>5303308 >>5303434 Turn Album:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEK30NMQZKs Meza Virs - Vida Sacrificium Meum Est (Singapore) Singapore, Lion City, port of hope for what remains of mankind. In the United States, goblins and monsters burned the entire nation. The Americans people were armed, but this was not sufficient. The monsters had the government and corporations on their side, and their riots were publicized as a fight for equity. Their slogan was "Monster Lives Matter". The word "monster" itself was perceived as pejorative, and the politically correct term was "people of monstrous features". The humans who spoke against the monsters were ostracized, and sometimes, imprisoned. The Progressives, who had supported the monsters wholeheartedly didn't see what followed coming. The fires spread uncontrollably, beyond the walls of the inner city, and the humans were all slaughtered and enslaved. Times of trouble and chaos followed, with small territories controlled by one warlord after another. And then, famine and disease. Not a fake, engineered disease, but the black plague, tangible and merciless. Without the humans, there was no more food, and the monsters had no choice but to cannibalize each other.
"I'm originally from New York, but I took refuge in Singapore. A simple permit of residence costs millions, hence only the wealthy such as myself could escape the slaughter."
You are in Mr. Belazel's office. A luxurious office on the 15th floor of UOB bank, with view on the river. His hands are held in front of him on the expensive marble desk. His eyes are darting in every direction.
Loud music is blasting in your ears. You had started playing the album <span class="mu-i">Vida Sacrificium Meum</span> while waiting in the entrance lobby. Only music can calm your nerves. Without it, you would have burned and destroyed everything. This album is quite strange. It alternates hateful, goblin shrieks, with Gothic hymns sung by two pure Chinese waifus. If you were the lead shrieker, you would certainly bang them violently everyday. The mix is highly effective, merging the essence of both gender: the hateful male energy and the elegant female energy. You take your earplugs out.
<span class="mu-b">"Kool story but me was'n listenin'. Cut da poopy poo-poo crap and tell me wat's da fukkin' job."</span>
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"Straight to the point, as expected from a goblin gentleman. Following the events in the United States, there's been a noticeable rise of antisemitism on the more vulgar spheres of the Internet. History repeats itself, and my people are blamed for all the ills of the world. My job for you is very simple. You're to terminate the most virulent bloggers, the thinkers who are leading a revolution against us. If you could do that, that would be a tremedous relief for my kin and myself. If you're up to the job, I'll give you a list. I'll pay you 10k in cash for each head, and more if you get their password and write articles under their name. How does that sound, Mr. Goblin?">"Me no like yo face. Go fukk yourself wiz yo silver spoon deep in yo chocolate cavern."[/blue] >"10k? Oh my triple Allah, dis a lot, man. Gimme da list, me will take da job." >"Gimme 20k fo' each head, or me give a new paint job to dat fancy desk with yo splatter brainz." [Intimidate] >Write-in
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Now, you take the metro back to Little India. It's only a 5 minute ride between Raffles Place and the Little India station. Certainly, the EZ-Link card was a sound purchase. This time, you enter the Temple of Kali. The other visitors are dressed in bright-colored clothes and have taken off their shoes. Some are sitting cross-legged on the floor, others are picnicking. A balding assassin is sitting on steps, mean-mugging you, his sharp blades sitting in front of him in a bucket. It's obvious from the crust of his feet that he hasn't bathed in months; you give him a respectful nod.
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An armless mendicant is shamelessly staring at an older British lady's cleavage, who's sitting on a chair next to him. On her neck, she's wearing a Tibetan necklace -- she almost got the culture right, not too bad for a stupid cunt. His lips are easily loosened by a coin you throw at him, and he tells you everything you need to know about the high priestess. Two years ago, Kandasamy Senapathi, the chief priest of the Sri Mariamman Temple had succeeded in stealing $2 million of jewelry from the Temple of Kali. The money was not much, but among the stolen case was the Kalika Arunopala, a magical ruby which holds the power of clairvoyance. The high priestess has been endlessly seething about this theft, but she hasn't taken any action to avoid the police's attention.
https://www.channelnewsasia.com/singapore/chief-priest-sri-mariamman-temple-charged-jewellery-case-354616 This is quite useful information. If you could exact revenge on behalf of the priestess, you would more than likely earn her favors.
Choose your actions (max 2):
>Join the Cult of Kali [Diplomacy, easy] >Request a meeting with the high priestess [Diplomacy, difficult] >Kidnap the new chief priest of the Sri Mariamman Temple, and extract information from him >Visit Kandasamy Senapathi in prison and interview him >Work on Mr. Belazel's job >Stalk and harass Indian women in the street >Write-in QM Wuxian !!wUx72vLQz5Q
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<span class="mu-s">Stock Market Investment</span>
Here are the rules for investing your money on the Stock Market.
>Pick a company on the following list: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straits_Times_Index#Constituents >You will buy this company's stock with x100 leverage and with no fees. Meaning that if the stock gains 1%, you gain 100% of your initial investment. Conversely, if the stock loses 1%, you lose 100% of your initial investment. >You can convert cash to stock and stock to cash when you want. So, if you want to gamble, this gives you a chance to increase the cash you have (currently, $133).
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>>5303547 >10k >Visit Kandasamy Senapathi in prison and interview him >Write-in: become a chainsnatcher Anonymous
>Roll 3d100 >The first die determines whose roll gets picked (lowest wins) >The second die is a Charisma Check to see if the prisoner likes you >The third die is a Stealth Check to avoid getting caught chainsnatching
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Rolled 12, 41, 78 = 131 (3d100) >>5304267 Anonymous
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Rolled 75, 61, 81 = 217 (3d100) >>5304267 Anonymous
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Rolled 34, 73, 69 = 176 (3d100) >>5304267 QM Wuxian !!wUx72vLQz5Q
Rolled 8, 31, 80, 11, 37 = 167 (5d100) I had miscounted the turns and counter Turn 5 twice. For Turn 10, I'm rolling for a <span class="mu-s">random event</span>.
Roll <span class="mu-b">1</span>: Event Focus
>>5294555 Roll <span class="mu-b">2, 3</span>: Event Meaning
>>5294557 Also rolling for what the prisoner spits out
Roll <span class="mu-b">4, </span>5: Event Meaning
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>>5294552 <span class="mu-s">Turn 10</span>
Turn Song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MHuFv9iqos "Ogre Fight Theme" by Kenichiro Suehiro (Japan) Charisma: Success [41] >>5304295 >>5304295 >>5304426 The redoubtable Changi Prison Complex is located in the East Region of Singapore. In front of the prison, to the northwest, the wealthy lives in opulent manors and villas. Perhaps a good place to rob another day. You pass through the tight security, and meet up with Kandasamy Senapathi, who's sitting on the other side of a reinforced window. Here, close contact with prisoners is not permitted. He's dressed in blue shorts and a white T-shirt, the standard outfit for all prisoners. Without his make-up and priestly garb, he looks like a regular, tired, middle-aged man. At first surprised from being visited by a goblin, he now seems happy to have a visitor. The days in prison are long and boring.
"I'm innocent. I swear, I was framed. My successor, Rhitanshu Padhya, wanted the position of chief priest for himself. This was his way of getting rid of me. There's no doubt it's his fault if I'm here."
<span class="mu-b">"Kool story. Wat's fo' din-din today?"</span>
"Din-din? Oh, dinner? Fish fillet. It sucks, man. I wish I could eat some nice curry."
You smash the wooden panel with your hand.
<span class="mu-b">"Fish fillet? Wat da fukk are you'ze talkin' about? Das no fukkin' food!"</span>
You know that one day you will end up in prison, and you dread that fateful day. Hopefully, it's in many years, after you've lived a full life. Hearing how the prison food sucks exasperates you. An alarm buzzes off, announcing that you've exhausted the 30 minutes you had to talk with the man. You bow respectfully and take your leave. That was quite the fruitful conversation, even though he doesn't know where the jewels are hidden. You have a name, a target: the priest Rhitanshu Padhya.
You take the bus to Upper Changi Metro station, and then travel back to Little India. Travelling in Singapore is cheap, safe, and effective. You have topped up your EZ-Link card so that you have enough credit to travel for another week. In the metro, you have some time to think. If you search Rhitanshu Padhya's personal home, you might make interesting discoveries. You are running out of funds, but with a loan from Mr. Belazel, you could hire a lawyer and work on getting the priest out of prison. That would make a powerful ally.
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Well, you've worked well today, so now, it's time to have some fun. The mendicant in the Temple of Kali told you of an interesting practice among the Indian folks: that of chainsnatching. The game is simple: you stalk the streets, looking for frail lady who wears an expensive, golden necklace, and you snatch it. And then, you run like hell, and hide somewhere safe. Generally, it doesn't take long for the average chainsnatcher to get caught, but you are not an average thief. Your skills are polished, and you have awesome psionic powers.
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You snatch it, and <span class="mu-b">RUN!</span> You take a turn right to Kerbau Road, and bump into two cops! One of them is a swarthy Dravidian; he might defend his people and arrest you! You spit on the floor. Disgusting pigs! You run into a public restroom, and hide there for 30 minutes. If the cops search for you, they will never find you. Your heart is pumping fast. If you had been any less skilled, you would have joined Kandasamy in prison. That was quite exciting. From now on, when you see someone wearing a chain, you will not hesitate; you will snatch it.
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<span class="mu-b">Random Event (NPC Action):</span> A middle-aged woman, dressed in a casual sundress, is sitting outside, in front of the Indian Heritage Center, holding her arm. She was looking at her cellphone, and bruised her arm from bumping into a corner. You lay a hand on her bruised flesh, and meditate. Following Master Luo Dong's technique, you collect universal qi from the atmosphere around, and transfer it to the meridians around her wound. Immediately, she's healed.>Invite the woman on a date >Rob Rhitanshu Padhya's house >Write a letter to Rhitanshu Padhya to blackmail him >Report your findings to the high priestess of Kali >Work on Mr. Belazel's job >Find an expensive chain to snatch >Stalk and harass Indian women in the street >Write-in
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>>5304575 >>Write a letter to Rhitanshu Padhya to blackmail him >Stalk and harass Indian women in the street Maybe we'll come across another chain or two along the way
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>>5303219 <span class="mu-s">Critic's Corner</span>
I want this quest to be as enjoyable as possible, so feel free to post any criticism you have.
Let me know if the updates are too small, or too long. If the rules of Mythic RPG are unclear, etc.
For the record, I speak French as native language and I've been studying English intensively. I will greatly appreciate if you report recurrent grammatical mistakes.
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>>5304575 >Write a letter to Rhitanshu Padhya to blackmail him >Work on Mr. Belazel's job QM Wuxian !!wUx72vLQz5Q
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Rolled 1 (1d2) >>5305023 >>5305678 >>Write a letter to Rhitanshu Padhya to blackmail him Rollin'
1: Stalk and harass Indian women in the street
2: Work on Mr. Belazel's job
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>Roll 3d100 >The first die determines whose roll gets picked (lowest wins) >The second die is an IQ Check to see if the blackmailing works >The third die is an Odds Roll to see if you get anything good from chainsnatchin'
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Rolled 38, 55, 34 = 127 (3d100) >>5305687 Anonymous
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Rolled 86, 3, 77 = 166 (3d100) >>5305687 Anonymous
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Rolled 79, 78, 66 = 223 (3d100) >>5305687 QM Wuxian !!wUx72vLQz5Q
>>5294552 <span class="mu-s">Turn 11</span>
Turn Song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-udM57lbfbo Assault - The Fallen Reich (Singapore) "Centuries of torment
As the hordes marched across
The wastelands of bloodshed
Slowly as they torn apart"
Clarence Chong, the vocalist of Assault, is screaming hatefully in your ears. It's difficult to identify the subject of the song <span class="mu-i">The Fallen Reich</span> -- most of the fans think the theme is World War 2, but you personal interpretation is that it refers goblin hordes. In your mosque days, you remember discussing Adolf Hitler in length with the other goblins. The rumor is that he was reincarnated in a magical world as an adorable witch girl, and Master Ulul Azmi would use that story to instill fear in the heart of goblins whose faith in Islam was weak. Only the most faithful will get to reincarnate in Heaven with their own body.
"Indulgence of the weak
As the hordes storm across
The lands of grief and blood
Shadows of the rising"
You walk the streets of Little India as a conqueror in the land of the weak, leering at all the beautiful dark Indian meat, your hard-on well camouflaged under your abaya. Two women are sitting outside in front the hairdresser. You walk behind the more rotund one, grab her hair tightly, and sniff it. When she resists, you pull her head back, and slowly lick her ear. Delicious. She tries to punch you, but you are behind her, and she has no strength. You pull her head back more, and kiss her neck. The taste is very enjoyable, a bit flowery.
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In the narrow Dunlop Street, you spot the perfect prey. Her belly button and nipples are visible through the soft fabric of her sari. You cannot resist. You walk behind her, and grab her breast in your hands. They are exquisitely soft. She screams, and tries to get away from you, but not with much strength, because she's trying to protect her wallet. That's not what you're after. You snatch the golden chain that's around her neck. If all women are gold-diggers, you're an unashamed gold-snatcher. You flee, and hide inside of an empty trash container in a dark alley.
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That's enough of Little India for today. You return to your home turf, Kampong Glam, the Muslim District. Now, it's time to prepare for serious business. In the comfort of your sumptuous sewer lair, you write a letter at the light of a candle. You begin:>Rob Rhitanshu Padhya's house >Report your findings to the high priestess of Kali >Work on Mr. Belazel's job >Use your new wealth for a nice day trip >Write-in
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>>5306053 >>Work on Mr. Belazel's job >>Use your new wealth for a nice day trip Anonymous
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>>5306051 You gotta love how banal and confusing some metal lyrics are
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>>5306081 +1
And make a large donation to our temple of course, $1000 should buy them a new TV and VR headset for the kids to play with. In fact, let's donate those items instead of cash to make sure there's no funny business.
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>>5306133 Mosque* not temple
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>>5306575 desu a solid playlist 10/10 would show to women and my own children
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>>5306133 +1
A donation of gaming stuff could be pretty funny.
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Thu 16 Jun 2022 19:35:21 No. 5306864 Report >>5294552 <span class="mu-s">Turn 12</span>
Turn Album:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ROUR98CS8I Cardiac Necropsy - Shayateen (Singapore) Video games. Imperfect, artificial recreations of Allah's perfect world. With Dungeons & Dragons, they are said to be the number one cause of violence in our generation. They train the youth in indiscriminate violence and demon worship. In your opinion, video games are an excellent tool to train children in the spirit of jihad. You have spent $1000 on buying a flat-screen TV, a VR headset, and highly violent FPS games. When you bring the gifts to the mosque, Master Ulul Azmi is not certain if he should accept them. As a medieval theologian, he doesn't understand technology very well, and needs to consult the elders on the matter. You are eager to contribute to the community, and you hope they will accept...
A sterile wasteland of concrete has long covered and replaced the jungle of Singapore, but the ancient demons, the shayateen (شياطين), have never left. They are immortal, and when the moon is full, their loathsome voice can be heard in the crimes of madmen, perverts and murderers. The residential area of Yishun, in the North Region, has been called the "Florida of Singapore". Not for its beautiful beaches, but for its reputation for strange criminal and paranormal events. It's surrounded by a ring road called "The Devil's Ring" that encloses all the evil of Singapore. This is the destination you have chosen for your vacation. It's time to enjoy yourself and relax!
( I had made a request thread for our vacation location
>>>/wsr/1220717 )
You arrive at Yishun MRT station. The ethnic background of the people here is mostly Chinese, and they are dressed casually. In appearance, there's nothing special about this place. Outside the station, the corpse of a cat lies on the sidewalk, lifeless. From a quick glance, you determine the cause of death to be strangulation. This is durian season, and the ripe fruits fall from the trees at random, so you will have to be careful when walking. You have booked a deluxe room at Orchid Golf & Resort Hotel. The receptionist at the front desk smiles when you check in -- maybe she thinks you're hot.
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Thu 16 Jun 2022 19:36:25 No. 5306866 Report You drop your stinky leather backpack on the soft bed, and walk to the balcony to admire the scenic view. You can see the lawns of the golf course, the pure waters of the lake, and the forest in the distance. What a nice place. The air conditioner is broken, and the smell is a bit moldy, but you don't mind.
You take off your clothes and walk to the swimming pool. Unfortunately, there's no woman around, no woman to admire your rippling muscles and chiseled virility. You wish the receptionist was around. Her gracious figure and jade-like skin have quite seduced you. You put your feet in the water, a habit you've picked in your sewers home. You find the water here to be of much higher quality, and this induces a state of higher relaxation in your mind. You must be careful not to fall asleep, though, for fear a hard durian fruit would fall on your head.
Choose one action:
>Complain to the receptionist that the breakfast is not halal >Show your playlist >>5306575 to the receptionist [Seduction, difficult] >Investigate the case of cat strangling [Gather Information, difficult] >Investigate the case of female vampires ghosts at the rubber plantation >Write-in QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q
QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Thu 16 Jun 2022 19:37:33 No. 5306867 Report Quoted By:
In your room, you lay the files that Mr. Bezalel has given you on the floor. Among the many documents, three profiles have caught your attention.
<span class="mu-s">Sia Ling Xin (FundamentalTruths)</span>: An independent journalist and beauty blogger who has documented three regions of South-East Asia that suffer from uncontrolled pollution caused by factories releasing toxins in the environment. Although her work is not directly anti-Semitic, important clients of UOB bank have requested Mr. Bezalel to get rid of her.
https://www.reddit.com/user/Rosaceasingapore/posts <span class="mu-s">Kuromi Tanaka (Kuromibish)</span>: A gentle dominatrix who specializes, among other things, in chastity, breath play and watersport. As hobby, she likes to cook, and from her photos, you can tell she also likes to eat. She runs a feminist Tumblr blog where she writes about her desire to torture and castrate men. Apparently, she blames the good Semitic folk for the patriarchal oppression in Singapore and in the world overall.
https://www.reddit.com/user/Kuromibish/posts <span class="mu-s">Michael Chng (Zermine Sophia)</span>: This one triggers your <span class="mu-r">Favored Enemy</span> training. He is a tranny abomination whose hobby is cosplay & EGL. A narcissist who runs an uninteresting blog where he posts pictures of himself in female attires. Lately, he has gained momentum in the LGBT community for writing insipid polical articles, and his articles have increasingly taken a dangerous anti-Semitic turn.
https://www.reddit.com/user/ZermineSophia/posts Choose a target:
>Sia Ling Xin >Kuromi Tanaka >Michael Chng Choose how you get rid of them:
>Write-in <span class="mu-s">QM Note</span>: This is a high risk mission. Depending on the method used, you might end up getting caught by the police, so be careful.
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Thu 16 Jun 2022 19:42:38 No. 5306872 Report In your room, you lay the files that Mr. Bezalel has given you on the floor. Among the many documents, three profiles have caught your attention.
<span class="mu-s">Sia Ling Xin (FundamentalTruths)</span>: An independent journalist and beauty blogger who has documented three regions of South-East Asia that suffer from uncontrolled pollution caused by factories releasing toxins in the environment. Although her work is not directly anti-Semitic, important clients of UOB bank have requested Mr. Bezalel to get rid of her.
https://www.reddit.com/user/FundamentalTruths/posts <span class="mu-s">Kuromi Tanaka (Kuromibish)</span>: A gentle dominatrix who specializes, among other things, in chastity, breath play and watersport. As hobby, she likes to cook, and from her photos, you can tell she also likes to eat. She runs a feminist Tumblr blog where she writes about her desire to torture and castrate men. Apparently, she blames the good Semitic folk for the patriarchal oppression in Singapore and in the world overall.
https://www.reddit.com/user/Kuromibish/posts <span class="mu-s">Michael Chng (Zermine Sophia)</span>: This one triggers your <span class="mu-r">Favored Enemy</span> training. He is a tranny abomination whose hobby is cosplay & EGL. A narcissist who runs an uninteresting blog where he posts pictures of himself in female attires. Lately, he has gained momentum in the LGBT community for writing insipid polical articles, and his articles have increasingly taken a dangerous anti-Semitic turn.
https://www.reddit.com/user/ZermineSophia/posts Choose a target:
>Sia Ling Xin >Kuromi Tanaka >Michael Chng Choose how you get rid of them:
>Write-in <span class="mu-s">QM Note</span>: This is a high risk mission. Depending on the method used, you might end up getting caught by the police, so be careful.
Anonymous
>>5306866 >>Investigate the case of female vampires ghosts at the rubber plantation >>5306872 >Michael Chng Anonymous
>>5306866 >>Investigate the case of female vampires ghosts at the rubber plantation >>5306872 >Chng >By Allah we must throw it off the top of a skyscraper QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q
QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Fri 17 Jun 2022 12:40:47 No. 5307624 Report >>5306924 >>5307128 >Roll 3d100 >The first die determines whose roll gets picked (lowest wins) >The second die an Odds Roll to see if you have a ghost encounter >The third die is an Odds Roll to see if you can lure Michael Chng to a skyscraper For both rolls, the odds are are 50/50 or unknown. The DC is thus at <span class="mu-b">50</span>.
<span class="mu-s">Want a bonus?</span>
You're writing an email to Michael Chng with an invitation for a cosplay meet-up. By default, you will dress up as a little pirate.
With your roll post, you can offer ideas for a better email.
If you offer something convincing (convincing, not dorky!), the Odds will be improved by one RS (Rank Shift), bringing the DC to <span class="mu-b">65</span>.
Anonymous
Rolled 39, 54, 44 = 137 (3d100) >>5307624 Email suggestion: "Meesa reprisentitiv ov da Izlam, me want reach out to you as spirichewal leeazon. Me shoor iz very hard beeng tranny. Tell me all abowt it on top of roof of Guobo... I meen Guoco Tower, tallest building in all SinGobore."
Anonymous
>>5294554 >>5307713 Improving my second roll to pass using my Goblin Slayer skills
>Guoco Tower, Singapore, as depicted in Goburin Sureiya (2022, nipponicized) Anonymous
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Fri 17 Jun 2022 17:17:35 No. 5307808 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 84, 29, 21 = 134 (3d100) >>5307713 <span class="mu-s">Random Event</span>
In Mythic RPG, on an Odds roll, when we roll double digits under the Chaos Level, this triggers a random event.
Currently, the Chaos Level is at the neutral, default value of 5
>>5299112 .
>Roll 1: Rolling for Event Focus >>5294555 >Roll 2-3: Rolling on for Event Action and Subject >>5294557 QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q
QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Fri 17 Jun 2022 17:19:06 No. 5307810 Report >>5307713 >Rolled 44 <span class="mu-s">Random Event</span>
In Mythic RPG, on an Odds roll, when we roll double digits under the Chaos Level, this triggers a random event.
Currently, the Chaos Level is at the default value of 5
>>5299112 .
First Die: Rolling for Event Focus
>>5294555 Roll 2-3: Rolling on for Event Action and Subject
>>5294557 Anonymous
Rolled 14, 8, 83 = 105 (3d100) >>5307810 Anonymous
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Rolled 88, 79, 54 = 221 (3d100) >>5307810 QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q
QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Fri 17 Jun 2022 21:07:51 No. 5307952 Report >>5294552 <span class="mu-s">Turn 13</span>
Turn song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuZpHS5uYE8 Empathy - Allahu Akbar (Greece) First Odds roll: Success [44] >>5307713 >>5307740 >>5307713 >>5307740 >>5307826 Disclaimer: This is a video game. All characters are semi-fictional and I don't encourage violence against real people. You're sitting at your bedroom's desk, tediously typing an email on your cellphone. Your target has been chosen: it will be Michael Chng, the perfidious tranny.
"Subject: Cosplay Meet-Up
Dear ZermineSophia,
Me's a representative of the Islam, me want reach out to you as spiritual lesson. Me sure is very hard being tranny. Tell me all about it on top of roof at Block 342B, Yishun Ring Road."
You have picked the site for its strong demonic energies. It's located on the accursed Devil's Ring, and was the site of a previous murder. In 2016, Mohamad Jonit Adnan stabbed his estranged wife Sri Idayu Ghazali more than 30 times. She had applied for divorce because he had an affair with another woman. You were quite shocked when you read this story. The Prophet Muhammed had 11 wives, so how could this whore complain? Would she have complained too if she was the Prophet's wife? Assuredly, her punishment was Allah's will.
I didn't go with Guoco Tower because it's in another area. You chuckle. Certainly, you intent to teach him a lesson. Talking to a tranny is <span class="mu-i">haram</span>, and you need to purify your mind with firm visions of the divine. The receptionist is Allah's beautiful creation, and you lie on bed, thinking about her, her silky hair, her jade-like skin, her button nose, her mischievous smile, her engorged <span class="mu-i">shamam</span>...
The tranny has answered:
"Dear Goblin1234,
I would be delighted in meeting you. But why at the top of this building?"
It's true, your email sounded a bit suspicious. Once again, you've been too impulsive. Opening your body to demons is dangerous, but you're out of ideas, and everyone is counting on you to complete this holy mission. You open your senses to the shadows around you, feeling the invisible smoke entering through your nostrils. It doesn't take long for the voice to materialize. The unindentified voice you've learned to fear begins to speak, and whispers advices in your head. <span class="mu-i">Exploit... Exploit his sinful weaknesses...</span>
"It's high in the sky, close to God. Are you afraid of heights? I thought your dream in life is become a flight attendant."
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Fri 17 Jun 2022 21:09:23 No. 5307953 Report Quoted By:
For the special occasion, you have bought a "little pirate" outfit. With your small height, you can only wear children's clothing, which means you have a detestable, cutesy look when you wear anything other than your traditional hijab. But this is a cosplay meet-up, so you need to wear a dorky attire. This is shameful, but necessary. You arrive at the rooftop, your vision hindered by your eyepatch. You spot your prey, waiting for you against the railing. He's dressed like a princess, with a pink gown and pale flowers in his hair. In his gorilla-like paw, he carries an umbrella. You didn't realize he was so strong, and this might be a difficult fight.
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Fri 17 Jun 2022 21:10:45 No. 5307954 Report You call up Master Bezalel. <span class="mu-b">"Mission complete, Mastah."</span>>Say "Hello, m'lady" and attempt to befriend whatever is there [Fast Talk, very difficult] >Attempt to remember the ritual to kill a pontianak [Memory, medium] >Shoot them with your snubnose revolver [unknown difficulty] >Run like hell! >Chill out in the hotel >Hide in the sewers >Hide in Sembawang Park >Write-in >Ignore it >Take over his blog to get more cash from Master Bezalel
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Fri 17 Jun 2022 21:11:56 No. 5307955 Report <span class="mu-s">Level Up</span>
You have completed three quests, built a nest, snatched chains, harrassed women, burned a shop, and killed a human. This makes you experienced and proficient in major aspects of the goblin profession.
You have gained 10 points to increase your skills (see chart). You can also use those points to purchase new skills from the GURPS list:
https://gurps.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_Skills >Increase Divination and Energy Medicine to Above Average >Increase Brainwashing to Above Average and Fast Talk to Average >Increase Stealth to Above Average and Urban Survival to Average >Train new skills: Lockpicking and Computer Hacking >Write-in QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q
QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Fri 17 Jun 2022 21:13:04 No. 5307956 Report Quoted By:
>>5307952 Forgot to attach the picture
Anonymous
Rolled 2 (1d2) >>5307954 >Run like hell! >Hide in the sewers >Ignore it >>5307955 >Increase Brainwashing to Above Average and Fast Talk to Average >Increase Stealth to Above Average and Urban Survival to Average I will roll a 1d2 to see which one to pick as I am split on these two.
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>>5307983 >Rolled 2 (1d2) So I am going to be locking on
>Increase Stealth to Above Average and Urban Survival to Average Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q
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>>5296014 <span class="mu-s">Inventory Recap</span>
Money: $18,828
Gained: previous inventory ($133) >>5301695 , blackmail money ($10k) >>5306053 , Master Bezalel's quest ($10) >>5307954 >>5304566 , deluxe hotel room ($210) >>5306864 , mosque donation ($1000) >>5306864 , booze ($50) (off-quest), little pirate outfit ($25) >>5307952 Shinies: gold-plated chain, 10k gold necklace
Home: broken bookshelf, blanket, candles
Wearing: little pirate outfit
Backpack: phone, headphones, keys, wallet with ID, ~2 grams of weed, disposable lighter, pocket knife, pepper spray, loaded snubnose revolver + holster, boner, Muslim Adventurer's Guild badge, EZ-Link card, Revitalizing Nourishing Cream, hijab
Perfumes
>212 Sexy Men, 100 ml: your Sewer Stench disappears, and your Beauty score is boosted to Below Average >Extravagance d'Amarige Givenchy, 100 ml: no special effect >Kopi Luwak Civet Coffee Essence, 3 m: cancels out the low visibility of smog >Su-75 Checkmate, 3 ml: increases your Strength score by 1 RS Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q
>>5307983 >Roll 2d100 >The first die determines whose roll gets picked (lowest wins) >The second die an Odds Roll to see if the police is on your trail It's very rare the police catches murderers within 24 hours. The <span class="mu-s">Odds</span> are <span class="mu-s">No Way</span> and the DC is <span class="mu-b">15</span>.
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Rolled 13, 9 = 22 (2d20) <span class="mu-s">Random Encounter (QM Roll)</span>
Rolling for a random encounter in the sewers.
Roll 1-2: Rolling for Event Action and Subject
>>5294557 If I can't interpret the event in less than 30 seconds, then there will be none.
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Rolled 51 (1d100) >>5308471 Time's out. Rolling.
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>>5294552 <span class="mu-s">Turn 14</span>
Turn Song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5V7Blmpd2 "Cat and Mouse" by By2 (Singapore) Q: Is the police on your trail?>>5308663 The familiar stench of rotten egg surrounds you. You're a wild beast, hiding in the sewers of Yishun, and the smell around here seems to be stronger than in the central area. Not that you mind, but it's strong enough for even a goblin to become aware of it. Still dressed in your little pirate outfit, you've decided to hide while the investigation for the murder of Michael Chng begins. Stealing the golf balls, raping the receptionist -- there were still many amusing activities to enjoy in the hotel, but as a natural coward, you've decided it's better to hide.
"Let's play some cat and mouse"
To kill time, you're watching sexy music videos on your cellphone. Currently playing is "Cat and Mouse" by By2. The singers Miko and Yumi have undergone goblinification, a process in which a human female turns into a goblina with the help of plastic surgery. Very beautiful.
Will the detectives catch you? You have no idea. You tried to call Master Bezalel for guidance, but he hasn't been answering. Did something happen to him? That would be a quite unfortunate coincidence. Moreover, you wanted to ask him about the Kabbalah. He said you're an honorary Kabbalist -- what does that entail to? Master Ulul Azmi has trained you in war, and Master Luo Dong has trained you in energy healing. Now, you're confronted to Judaism. Is it normal for a goblin to follow that many different spiritual paths?
Under Section 377A of the Penal Code, the LGBT folks have no human rights, so you have decent chance the investigation is dropped. Still, the victim was Chinese, so it's possible his family makes unwarranted noise. As usual, with the two-tiered justice system, it all comes down to how wealthy a person is.
Boredom assails you. You're not a nerd, and staring at a small phone screen quickly gets boring. You decide it's time to explore the environment.
Random Encounter [13, 9] >>5308476 <span class="mu-b">Click</span>
As you are walking through the tunnels, you hear a loud clicking sound, and you are blinded by an intolerable, scorching white light. It feels good, pure, overwhelming, and to you, abbhorent. This energy is out of place in the dark, underground environment. You identify it as either divine or positive energy.
Choose a spiritual path:
>Study the Quran >Study Luo Dong's Taoist videos >Study Kaballah Choose 1 action:
>Return to the safe area and camp [Urban Survival] >Explore the tunnels further >Stay in Yishun and explore another mystery >Finish the Temple of Kali quest and report to the priestess >Search for Master Bezalel [Gather Information] >Write-In Anonymous
>>5308675 >Study the Quran >Search for Master Bezalel [Gather Information] Anonymous
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>>5308681 Let's roll, goblin
>Roll 2d100 >The second die is for the Gather Information Check The <span class="mu-s">Gather Information</span> chart is here
>>5303301 Anonymous
Let's roll, goblin
>Roll 3d100 >The second die is for the Gather Information Check >The third die is a Toughness Check to resist trap damage The <span class="mu-s">Gather Information</span> chart is here
>>5303301 Your Toughness is Below Average. The Difficult Rank is Average. The DC for the <span class="mu-s">Toughness Check</span> is <span class="mu-b">35</span>.
Anonymous
Rolled 73, 73, 29 = 175 (3d100) >>5309445 Still catching up on the story but a roll is a roll
Anonymous
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Rolled 75, 90, 86 = 251 (3d100) >>5309445 Anonymous
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>>5309471 >Hate trannies >Resist traps >Like a boss QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q
QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Sun 19 Jun 2022 18:24:53 No. 5309657 Report Quoted By:
>>5294552 <span class="mu-s">Turn 15</span>
Correction from the previous turn >>5308675 . Here's the correct link for "Cat and Mouse" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5V7Blmpd2A It's been reported in the news that Yishun suffers from an infestation of ratfolk, and the mayor has spent part of his sanitation budget to set traps. You've been outside in the sun for a long time, and you were able resist the energy delivered by this one trap. Still, it's dangerous, so you retreat to the safe area, near the entrance.
Lately, you haven't been diligent in your study of Islam. You browse to
Quran.com on your phone, a website dedicated to the study of the sacred scriptures. You read the verses out loud, as solemnly as your limited education allows.
<span class="mu-r">"O believers! Fight the disbelievers around you and let them find firmness in you. "</span> (At-Tawbah, 123)
The enemies of Islam like to say that one needs "nuance" when reading the Quran, that the sibylline verses must be studied in context. With "nuance", they turn things upside down, bestow new meanings to ancient and holy concepts. In reality, this is an attempt at apostasy. The Prophet wrote those verses specifically to be studied, memorized and understood by any common man. Yes, as he commands, you must remain firm against their lies, you must crucify and behead the disbelievers. Thanks to the Prophet, your eye sight, which had been blurry from the trap, returns to normal.
You wish to find Master Bezalel, not only for his guidance, but also to inform him of your firmness in your beliefs. He still doesn't answer his phone. Considering he has no reason to ignore you, you conclude that he's either injured, in hiding, or has encountered legal troubles. You decide to take the metro to Raffles Place, where the bank is located, and investigate what happened to him.
The Straits Time have published a small article about Michael Chng. The article is short, and only says that he died from falling off a rooftop, and that the police is investigating the cause of death. It's been roughly 24 hours, shouldn't the autopsy have revealed that it was a murder? It's true, though, his head exploded, which is the part you had hit the most. You click the profile of the writer, a certain <span class="mu-i">Michelle Ng</span>. What's the proper reading for this name? She looks hot and has a nice smile, not the type of person you'd expect to write about gruesome deaths.
You're now in a business district. Your pirate outfit is not formal enough, so you take it off, roll it into a ball, and push it inside your backpack. You're now wearing your faithful, resplendent abaya. The receptionist at UOB Bank is of no help. She says that she cannot share information about members of personnel and tells you to call Mr. Bezalel yourself. <span class="mu-i">He's not answering, stupid bitch! The few people you speak to in the lobby act like they don't know him, and you can feel the scorn in their voice.</span>
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Sun 19 Jun 2022 18:26:32 No. 5309658 Report Righteous burning rage flows through your veins, and you quote the verse you've studied as accurately as you can:>Offer him to run the escort quest for him [Fast-Talk, average] >Offer him to run the escort quest for him, but steal one elf for yourself [Fast-Talk, more difficult] >Snatch his golden pendant and run [Running, difficult] >Bully disbelievers in the Financial District >Finish your Hindoostan quest >Search Mr. Bezalel's residence for clues [Search, average] >Write-in
Anonymous
Rolled 1 (1d2) >>5309658 >Offer him to run the escort quest for him [Fast-Talk, average] >>5309658 >Finish your Hindoostan quest >Search Mr. Bezalel's residence for clues [Search, average] I will be rolling for which one I am going to take.
Anonymous
>>5309678 QM I will be locking on
>Offer him to run the escort quest for him [Fast-Talk, average] Anonymous
>>5309658 >>Snatch his golden pendant and run [Running, difficult] This yid likely has powerful magical jewelry unlike any we've seen before... It'll at least worth a pretty penny if nothing else
>>Bully disbelievers in the Financial District Allah has given us divine right to bully them. We're EARNING these 72 virgins the old fashioned way!
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Mon 20 Jun 2022 10:20:36 No. 5310377 Report Quoted By:
>>5294551 <span class="mu-s">Quest Inspiration</span>
Modern Blue Goblin Quest was inspired by Google Maps Quest from 2016. That one was set in Bangkok, Thailand. I also took the idea for Mr. Bezalel from there.
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Mon 20 Jun 2022 13:05:49 No. 5310429 Report Rolled 1 (1d2) >>5309681 >>5309762 Rolling for the goblin's actions
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Mon 20 Jun 2022 13:09:45 No. 5310433 Report >>5309681 >Offer him to run the escort quest for him [Fast-Talk, average] >Roll 2d100 >The second die is for Fast-Talk Your Fast-Talk Rank is is Low. The Difficult Rank is Average. The DC for the <span class="mu-s">Fast-Talk Check</span> is <span class="mu-s"><span class="mu-b">25</span></span>.
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Rolled 93, 53 = 146 (2d100) >>5310433 Here we go!
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Rolled 80, 67 = 147 (2d100) >>5310433 QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q
QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Mon 20 Jun 2022 17:49:53 No. 5310592 Report Quoted By:
>>5294552 <span class="mu-s">Turn 16</span>
Turn Song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPf6lEjAnMQ Partially Decayed - Desecration (Singapore), one-man band The Yiddish gentleman's silk slippers glide on the floor smoothly, without making a noise, while his heavy jewelry, symbol of his status and pride of his clan, clinks loudly. With his two hulking body guards, he can flaunt his wealth without fear of getting robbed. You hastily get up from the ground and stand in front of him with a theatrical pose. You intent to use your <span class="mu-i">Fast-Talk</span> competence to get him to employ you. Working with slave traders could be an incredible opportunity for you; it's a field where you feel you could thrive. The key lies in speaking fast, and getting him to agree with a simple, reasonable statement at the end.
<span class="mu-b">"Mistah. Me work at mosque, clean floor, cut wood, grind grain, pour wata in bucket. Me work long time fo' Mastah Bezalel. Me drive limo, whip slavez, guard prizon. Mastah Bezalel gif me lots of work, every day, he very happy 'bout mine work. Da elvez are eazy-peazy to walk, me can walk dem fo' you. Ain't it eazy-peazy, mistah?"</span>
The slave trader's facial expression indicates he's getting annoyed.
<span class="mu-r">"Megnarg, what did I say?</span>
The hobgoblin steps in front of his him, and with two hands lifts his war club above his shoulder. Then, before you can understand the situation, he violently throws it down on your rib cage. You are savagely propelled on the floor, and rebound several times. You whimper in pain. It's certain, the muscular brute has broken your bones. His massive weapon, propelled by his gorilla-like muscles, could easily crush a door or a wall of bricks. You spit blood, wondering if he's damaged one of your vital organs. He lifts his weapon again, above the other shoulder.
<span class="mu-r">"That will be all. Let's go."</span>
<span class="mu-g">"Yessa,"</span> the hobgoblin answers.
Lying powerless on the floor, you watch them leave, with the beautiful elves behind. The one with the sparkling blue hair was particularly beautiful, and probably the most expensive of the lot. A creature of such superbness of beauty is probably worth millions in Singapore dollars, even more if she hasn't been defiled. The harsh pain makes you blink and close your eyes. You would have prefered to admire her curves one last time before she's gone, but the pain is unbearable.
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Mon 20 Jun 2022 17:50:58 No. 5310593 Report Quoted By:
You have to focus. Master Luo Dong. He's taught you how to heal yourself, and he's recently posted a video about healing fractures. Quickly, you lay a hand on the wound, holding it firmly in position, and exhale in its direction. The pain is intense, and you want to scream. With the right mindset, your exhalation carries healing <span class="mu-i">qi</span>.
"In the center of my palm, I have a medicine, a golden light 金光 that can heal the soul and internal problems. The qi energy power is cultivated from knowledge of the Tiande 天德 religion and meditation.."-- Master Luo Dong
<span class="mu-s">Energy Medicine:</span> The pain begins to ease, but it takes ten minutes for the chi to circulate and all the pain, the evil energy, to come out. You're fully healed. You mentally thank the Heavenly Emperor, who you identify with Allah, for the powers he's given you.
You take your prayer rug out of your backpack, and incline it toward the northwest, the <span class="mu-i">qibla</span> direction. You sit on your knees, bend your body and hit the floor with your forehead, in submission to the elder god.
<span class="mu-b">Allah is the Greatest. Glory be to my lord, the Most Great.</span>
Choose your actions (max 2):
>Bully disbelievers in the Financial District >Finish your Hindoostan quest >Search Mr. Bezalel's residence for clues [Search, average] >Go to the red light district of Geylang, beat up a prostitute for revenge >Email Master Luo Dong, ask for his guidance >Roll your actions on a random table >>5310429 [potentially dangerous] >Write-in QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q
QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Mon 20 Jun 2022 17:52:20 No. 5310594 Report You have to focus. Master Luo Dong. He's taught you how to heal yourself, and he's recently posted a video about healing fractures. Quickly, you lay a hand on the wound, holding it firmly in position, and exhale in its direction. The pain is intense, and you want to scream. With the right mindset, your exhalation carries healing <span class="mu-i">qi</span>.
"In the center of my palm, I have a medicine, a golden light 金光 that can heal the soul and internal problems. The qi energy power is cultivated from knowledge of the Tiande 天德 religion and meditation.."-- Master Luo Dong
<span class="mu-b">Energy Medicine:</span> The pain begins to ease, but it takes ten minutes for the chi to circulate and all the pain, the evil energy, to come out. You're fully healed. You mentally thank the Heavenly Emperor, who you identify with Allah, for the powers he's given you.
You take your prayer rug out of your backpack, and incline it toward the northwest, the <span class="mu-i">qibla</span> direction. You sit on your knees, bend your body and hit the floor with your forehead, in submission to the elder god.
<span class="mu-b">"Allah is the Greatest. Glory be to my lord, the Most Great."</span>
Choose your actions (max 2):
>Bully disbelievers in the Financial District >Finish your Hindoostan quest >Search Mr. Bezalel's residence for clues [Search, average] >Go to the red light district of Geylang, beat up a prostitute for revenge >Email Master Luo Dong, ask for his guidance >Roll your actions on a random table >>5310429 [potentially dangerous] >Write-in Anonymous
>>5310594 >Finish your Hindoostan quest >Bully disbelievers in the Financial District Anonymous
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>>5310594 >>Email Master Luo Dong, ask for his guidance >>Roll your actions on a random table >>5310429 # [potentially dangerous] Anonymous
>>5310597 >>5310628 >Finish your Hindoostan quest >Bully disbelievers in the Financial District Let's roll
>Roll 3d100 >The second die is a Diplomacy Check to speak to the Hindoo priestess >The third die is an Odds Roll to avoid a murder investigation Your <span class="mu-s">Diplomacy Rank</span> is Weak (unspecialized skill; Charisma - 2 RS
>>5296970 ). The Difficult Rank is Low. The DC is <span class="mu-s"><span class="mu-b">35</span></span>.
The <span class="mu-s">Odds</span> for avoiding a murder investigation are 50/50 or unknown. The DC is <span class="mu-s"><span class="mu-b">50</span></span>.
Anonymous
Rolled 20, 19, 74 = 113 (3d100) >>5311441 Anonymous
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>>5294552 <span class="mu-s">Turn 17</span>
Turn Album:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iAje1I3aIs Demisor - Grind for Life (Singapore) >>5311582 A storm rises up inside your rib cage, spreading to your limbs, making all the bones of your body tremble with fury. A thundering screech comes out of your lungs, calling for death and damnation, stopping only when your throat is sore. Your thoughts are clouded, and you wander around in a state of enraged confusion. The hobgoblins were superior in strength, but they should not have defeated you so easily. <span class="mu-i">Orcus the Allah, deploy your rotten wings and carry me to the boundless field of victory, where rivers of blood flow from your cursed holes, where the screaming miscreants have surrendered to your righteous retribution, where your holy legions take the unfaithful whores for themselves.</span>
Today is another hot, humid day. Pearls of sweat are forming on your forehead, making your skin greasier. You see an an older man riding a sturdy bicycle with a nice basket in the front. A perfect victim, who probably can't fight back. When he passes you, you push him with two hands, exerting all of your strength. He helplessly falls on the grass, perhaps breaking a bone or two. You take the bicycle and ride away. When you are far enough, you adjust the saddle lower. Biking feels quite nice, and you feel that you should steal bikes more often when travelling.
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In front of the café Toast Box, two Chinese ladies are talking about their work. One of them is holding folders and documents, which you snap from her hand. This probably represents one day of work for her, and from this theft, her day will be as ruined as yours! Behind her, wage slaves are enjoying a drink. From their posture, you can tell their daily lives are full of stress, and this is probably the only moment of peace they can enjoy in their busy day. You walk toward their table, grab the cups, and throw the hot coffee on their shirt. You laugh hysterically.
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While waiting in the main hall of the Sri Veeramakaliamman Temple, you have time to check the news on your mobile phone.
Michelle Ng of the <span class="mu-i">Straits Time</span> has published another article about the man you've killed, Michael Chng. The police has said in a statement that they have launched a <span class="mu-r">murder investigation</span>. They are checking all camera footage in the vicinity, and calling for all witnesses to contact them.
This is bad. You have avoided all cameras, as Master Bezalel had instructed you, but you don't know if you've done everything properly. Goblins are rare in Singapore, and blue goblins even rarer. Perhaps, you're the only one of your kind. If anyone has seen you, it's over. You'll be captured, tortured, quartered, and imprisoned. <span class="mu-i">Where is Master Bezalel?</span>
<span class="mu-g">"Sir? Are you Mohammed Saiful from the Sultan Mosque? Hello, I'm Shreya Singh, the <span class="mu-i">pujari</span> in charge of this temple."</span>
She extends her hand to you. For a moment, you stand still, petrified, your mouth left agape, as if you your eyes had gazed upon those of a basilisk. She's more beautiful than an apsara. Her radiant smile lingers over you, the crystalline notes of her voice resonate inside your heart. It's easy to understand why the ruthless assassins of Kali have pledged their loyalty to her.
<span class="mu-b">"Me is here to tell ya 'bout da mothafucka who stole yo shinies."</span>
You report to her everything you've discovered, the innocence of Kandasamy Senapathi, and the guilt of Rhitanshu Padhya
>>5304566 . She passes her fingers through her luscious hair.
<span class="mu-g">"Thank you, sir. This information you've provided looks solid. Do you think you could recover the Kalika Arunopala for me?"</span>
The Kalika Arunopala is an invaluable, magical ruby that Rhitanshu Padhya has stolen from the temple.
Choose your actions (max 2):
>Steal the Kali Arunopala for the priestess [Several checks, difficult] >Use your Divination skill to find how to dodge the investigation [Divination, average] >Ask the priestess if you can hide in her temple [Diplomacy, easy] >Return to the mosque, report you've completed your quest, and hide there >Hide in the sewers >Search Mr. Bezalel's residence for clues [Search, average] >Write-in Anonymous
>>5311949 >Use your Divination skill to find how to dodge the investigation [Divination, average] >Return to the mosque, report you've completed your quest, and hide there Anonymous
>>5311949 >Search Mr. Bezalel's residence for clues [Search, average] >Return to the mosque, report you've completed your quest, and hide there Let's see how the congregation has been liking the VR headset
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>Return to the mosque, report you've completed your quest, and hide there >>5311976 >>5312243 <span class="mu-s">Tie-Breaking Roll</span>
>1: Use your Divination skill to find how to dodge the investigation [Divination, average] >2: Search Mr. Bezalel's residence for clues [Search, average] QM Wuxian !!wUx72vLQz5Q
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Rolled 1 (1d2) >Return to the mosque, report you've completed your quest, and hide there
>>5311976 >>5312243 <span class="mu-s">Tie-Breaking Roll</span>
>1: Use your Divination skill to find how to dodge the investigation [Divination, average] >2: Search Mr. Bezalel's residence for clues [Search, average] QM Wuxian !!wUx72vLQz5Q
Rolled 62, 51 = 113 (2d100) <span class="mu-s">Player Rolls</span>
>Roll 2d100 >The first die determines whose roll gets picked (lowest wins) >The second die is a Divination Check Your <span class="mu-s">Divination Rank</span> is Average. The Difficult Rank is Average. The DC is <span class="mu-s"><span class="mu-b">50</span>
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I'm rolling 2d100 on the Event Chart
>>5294557 for Divination results, in case the check is successful</span>
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Rolled 80, 43 = 123 (2d100) >>5312836 Anonymous
Rolled 31, 92 = 123 (2d100) >>5312836 QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q
QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Wed 22 Jun 2022 20:29:03 No. 5313372 Report Rolled 93 (1d100) Rolling on the Fate Chart
>>5294554 to see if the congregation liked the VR headset. the Odds are 50/50; the DC is <span class="mu-b"><span class="mu-s">50</span></span>.
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Wed 22 Jun 2022 21:18:42 No. 5313428 Report Quoted By:
>>5294552 <span class="mu-s">Turn 18</span>
Turn Album:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHd3oFvq0C4 Flesh Disgorged - Pulchritudinous Macabre (Singapore) Divination Check: Critical Failure [92] >>5313257 >>5313372 <span class="mu-b">"Me busy wiz other things. Goodbye, baby."</span>
You bow before the priestess, deeply inhaling to get one last sniff of her smell: citrus, lavender, bamboo, and a musky scent you cannot identify. In perfect synchronicity, she holds her palms against one another, and bows.
<span class="mu-g">"May Kali, the Merciful Divine Mother, protect you in your travels."
<span class="mu-i">Allah!</span> you think. You should have thought of a better formula to bid her farewell, so as to remind her you're an official envoy of the mosque. You bow again, and recite:
<span class="mu-b">"May Allah provide ya wiz fear of Him."</span>
The priestess smiles. Her face is inscrutable. She answers:
"Om Kring Kalikaye Namah. May the Great Goddess Kali transform you to pure consciousness."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnZDZa-8SCQ mantra recited by Senjuti Das (India) After she recited the first four words, in Sanskrit, you felt your mind vibrate with a higher frequency. Sanskrit is a very ancient language that was preserved in hymns composed in 2000 BCE, and as such, its sounds are purer and more powerful than Quranic Arabic, which in comparison is a fairly modern language. In your head, you hear the priestess repeat the mantra 108 times, until several minutes pass and the voice fades. With deep respect, this time, you bow and leave.</span>
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Wed 22 Jun 2022 21:20:03 No. 5313429 Report Quoted By:
>>5294552 <span class="mu-s">Turn 18</span>
Turn Album:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHd3oFvq0C4 Flesh Disgorged - Pulchritudinous Macabre (Singapore) Divination Check: Critical Failure [92] >>5313257 >>5313372 <span class="mu-b">"Me busy wiz other things. Goodbye, baby."</span>
You bow before the priestess, deeply inhaling to get one last sniff of her smell: citrus, lavender, bamboo, and a musky scent you cannot identify. In perfect synchronicity, she holds her palms against one another, and bows.
<span class="mu-g">"May Kali, the Merciful Divine Mother, protect you in your travels."</span>
<span class="mu-i">Allah!</span> you think. You should have thought of a better formula to bid her farewell, so as to remind her you're an official envoy of the mosque. You bow again, and recite:
<span class="mu-b">"May Allah provide ya wiz fear of Him."</span>
The priestess smiles. Her face is inscrutable. She answers:
<span class="mu-g">"Om Kring Kalikaye Namah. May the Great Goddess Kali transform you to pure consciousness."</span>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnZDZa-8SCQ mantra recited by Senjuti Das (India) After she recited the first four words, in Sanskrit, you felt your mind vibrate with a higher frequency. Sanskrit is a very ancient language that was preserved in hymns composed in 2000 BCE, and as such, its sounds are purer and more powerful than Quranic Arabic, which in comparison is a fairly modern language. In your head, you hear the priestess repeat the mantra 108 times, until several minutes pass and the voice fades. With deep respect, this time, you bow and leave.
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Wed 22 Jun 2022 21:21:38 No. 5313431 Report Hidden in the shadows of the mosque, you're observing the imam Ulul Azmi. You hope to startle him when you will greet him, like he always does to you.Because of the headache, you will suffer a -1 RS penalty on all mental tasks for the next turn. >1 day >1 week >Fast >Study the Quran >Train the younglings >Make a second attempt at <span class="mu-i">Divination</span> >Tell Master Ulul Azmi about the Kali mantra, and ask him if you're cursed >Google information about Michelle Ng, the reporter at Straits Time >Ask Master Ulul Azmi for guidance >Write-in
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>>5313431 >1 week >Study the Quran >Ask Master Ulul Azmi for guidance >Tell Master Ulul Azmi about the Kali mantra, and ask him if you're cursed QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q
QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Thu 23 Jun 2022 12:54:16 No. 5314012 Report >>5313509 <span class="mu-s">ROLL</span>
>Roll 2d100 >The first die determines whose roll gets picked (lowest wins) >The second die is an Odds roll to see if the police has no clue on you The <span class="mu-s">Odds</span> are 50/50 or unknown. The DC is <span class="mu-s"><span class="mu-b">50</span></span>.
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Rolled 39, 61 = 100 (2d100) >>5314012 Anonymous
Rolled 4, 26 = 30 (2d100) >>5314012 QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q
QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Thu 23 Jun 2022 19:12:30 No. 5314310 Report Quoted By:
>>5294552 <span class="mu-s">Turn 19</span>
Turn album:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVPpZlQ6z_0 Hour of Penance - The Vile Conception (Singapore) Odds Check to avoid a police investigation: Success [26] >>5314127 A week passes without incident. The Noble Quran in possession of the Sultan Mosque is an ancient tome bound in the skin of a nameless tribal leader. Before you can read, the imam has required you to wash your hands with soap, and to use a page-turner, a tool with a dull, round blade of ivory resembling a knife. This is much more inconvenient than reading on your mobile phone, however the physical contact of the pages gives you the feeling of being more connected to the Sublime One. You're researching subjects that interest you and that are relevant to your day-to-day life, such as rape.
<span class="mu-r">"And all married women are forbidden unto you save those whom your right hands possess of captives, even if they have husbands "</span> (Quran 4:24)
Thus, the Prophet has established that you cannot rape a married woman, unless she is your captive, and a menstrual cycle has passed. This means that you cannot rape a woman freely in the street, on a whim: you must first capture her and lock her up, lest you commit <span class="mu-i">zina</span> (الزنا). It is interesting that the laws of Shariah require that every man builds a torture dungeon for their sex slaves; this carries a higher degree of sadism and refinement compared to your instinctual savagery. Unfortunately, this also requires a lot of effort, but such is the will of the Lord of the Worlds, who is full of mercy.
Today, the imam is dressed in a pink T-shirt. Strangely, it seems to be his favorite color. You confess to him that you're worried about the police investigation.
<span class="mu-g">"You did good, my young student. The Sahih Bukhari says that the 'The Prophet cursed effeminate men', and the Prophet said the punishment they deserve is a shower of brimstone, and thus Allah destroyed the people of Lut. However...</span>
<span class="mu-b">"Yes, mastah?</span>
<span class="mu-g">"You have done wrong. You must end your friendship with Mr. Bezalel immediately. For the Prophet said: 'O ye who believe! take not the Jews and the Christians for your friends and protectors.'"</span>
<span class="mu-b">"Me is sorry, mastah! Me didn't know!"</span>
<span class="mu-g">"It's fine. Many Muslims do not know. But if you want to be a good Muslim, you must follow the Word of Allah diligently."</span>
<span class="mu-b">"Thank you, mastah."</span>
<span class="mu-g">"Now, regarding your current predicaments. If the police investigates you, I recommend that you conquer new territories in the sewers. Carry the banner of our mosque to the deepest, darkest levels of the underworld. There are many unexplored or forgotten tunnels under the city where creatures of Shadow dwell. You are not impotent, like the average man; you are a warrior who has the capability of spreading Islam to new reaches.</span>
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Thu 23 Jun 2022 19:13:38 No. 5314311 Report Having received your master's wisdom, you now ask him if you're cursed. He lays his thumbs on your forehead, drawing circles on the skin, rolling his eyes, and uttering incomprehensible syllables in Arabic. The master seems in a state of light trance, connected to the spirit world.
<span class="mu-g">"I do not sense anything. It must have been that your soul vibrates on a frequency similar to that of the priestess, and that you telepathically obtained a vision of Kali directly from her mind. Perhaps, you are kindred souls. I don't think it's dangerous, but for security, you should practice salah five times per day."</span>
<span class="mu-b">"Thank you, mastah."</span>
Choose your actions (max 2):
>Take another Muslim quest [see the list in post >>5295988 ] >Find a better location in the sewers for your home, one that has a dungeon [Several checks, average] >Travel to the sewers and spread Islam to the ratmen you've seen in your visions [cf. >>5295991 , very difficult] >Ask the master to give you a travel companion for your conquests >Search Mr. Bezalel's residence for clues about his disappearance [Search, average] >Speak to the priestess of Kali about the subject of kindred souls [Diplomacy, easy-average] >Steal the Kali Arunopala for the priestess of Kali [Several checks, difficult] >Write-in QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q
QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Thu 23 Jun 2022 19:19:24 No. 5314316 Report Quoted By:
I've linked to an outdated post for the Muslim quests. Here's the correct post:
>>5302665 Anonymous
>>5314311 >>Find a better location in the sewers for your home, one that has a dungeon [Several checks, average] >Travel to the sewers and spread Islam to the ratmen you've seen in your visions [cf. >>5295991 , very difficult] Anonymous
>>5314311 >>Find a better location in the sewers for your home, one that has a dungeon >Search Mr. Bezalel's residence for clues about his disappearance Great quest btw - spent two days reading up.
Anonymous
>>5314311 Cool band (vocals aren't my cup of tea though)
>Take another Muslim quest [see the list in post >>5295988 Rank B quest (police station)
>Find a better location in the sewers for your home, one that has a dungeon [Several checks, average] QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q
QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Fri 24 Jun 2022 08:00:17 No. 5315076 Report Quoted By:
>>5314405 >Great quest btw - spent two days reading up. Thanks
>>5314482 >Cool band (vocals aren't my cup of tea though) Those are the famous pig squeals. Perhaps you prefer goblin shrieks or orcish growls?
Also, errata: I had posted "Asilent - The Unconsecrated (Singapore)", not "Hour of Penance (Italy)".
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Fri 24 Jun 2022 12:53:00 No. 5315201 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1 (1d3) >>5314318 >>5314405 >>5314482 >Find a better location in the sewers for your home, one that has a dungeon Rollin' for 2nd actions. I'm quite tipsy; I might type pure garbage. Fuckin' difficult to roll dice.
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Fri 24 Jun 2022 13:03:49 No. 5315212 Report Quoted By:
>>5314318 Roll niggaz, Allah Akhbar
>Roll 3d100 >The first die determines whose roll gets picked (lowest wins) >The second die is a Diplomacy Check to speak to the ratfolk >The third die is a Combat Check to fight the ratfolk, would the diplomacy roll fail Your <span class="mu-s">Diplomacy Rank</span> is Weak (Unspecialized skill
>>5296970 ) . The Difficult Rank is High. The DC is <span class="mu-s"><span class="mu-b">5</span></span>
Your <span class="mu-s">Combat Rank</span> is Weak. The Difficulty Rank is Average. The DC is <span class="mu-s">15/b]
You can specify your Diplomacy/Combat actions with your roll posts for a bonus. Only realistic actions gain a bonus, not dorky actions.
Moreover, as in every turn, you can gain a bonus from the Goblin Slayer, Meme Magic, Quran Scholar and Board Infection techniques
>>5294554 .
P.S.: Fuck the jannies</span>
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Fri 24 Jun 2022 13:06:05 No. 5315218 Report Roll niggaz, Allah Akhbar
>Roll 3d100 >The first die determines whose roll gets picked (lowest wins) >The second die is a Diplomacy Check to speak to the ratfolk >The third die is a Combat Check to fight the ratfolk, would the diplomacy roll fail Your <span class="mu-s">Diplomacy Rank</span> is Weak (Unspecialized skill
>>5296970 ) . The Difficult Rank is High. The DC is <span class="mu-s"><span class="mu-b">5</span></span>
Your <span class="mu-s">Combat Rank</span> is Weak. The Difficulty Rank is Average. The DC is <span class="mu-s"><span class="mu-b">15</span></span>
You can specify your Diplomacy/Combat actions with your roll posts for a bonus. Only realistic actions gain a bonus, not dorky actions.
Moreover, as in every turn, you can gain a bonus from the Goblin Slayer, Meme Magic, Quran Scholar and Board Infection techniques
>>5294554 .
P.S.: Fuck the jannies
Anonymous
Rolled 36, 91, 13 = 140 (3d100) >>5315218 Jannies can suck my toes
Post more unholy squealing
Actions: Be ready for combat but try to rely on diplomacy and brainwashing techniques, if those fail, try to bribe the ratmen with our jewelry.
Spritz SU-75 perfume on ourselves if we must fight. +1 RS to strength, I believe.
In a pinch, we can squirt some Givenchy perfume in their eyes and run away.
I'm assuming ratmen are x2-5 our size and strength and there are multiple of them. Maybe if we get along, they have a harem of women Mohammed Saiful can defile.
Here goes nothing, rollan!
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>Critfailed the diplomacy but critted on the combat
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Fri 24 Jun 2022 14:03:20 No. 5315265 Report Quoted By:
>>5315259 >I'm assuming ratmen are x2-5 our size I've actually drawn the ratfolk in the fake Space Furry quest. They are the same height as a goblin.
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Fri 24 Jun 2022 18:03:00 No. 5315477 Report Rolled 72, 73, 23 = 168 (3d100) >>5304426 For Turn 20, I'm rolling for a <span class="mu-s">random event</span>.
Roll <span class="mu-s"><span class="mu-b">1</span></span>: Event Focus
>>5294555 Roll <span class="mu-s"><span class="mu-b">2, 3</span></span>: Event Meaning
>>5294557 QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q
QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Fri 24 Jun 2022 20:39:11 No. 5315655 Report >>5294552 <span class="mu-s">Turn 20</span>
>>5315259 >>5315477 <span class="mu-s">Perspective:</span> Chao Ling Li, the goblin bride
The sun is setting in the distance, slightly distorted by the pollution, illuminating the lifeless skyscrapers of the city. You are sitting alone on the balcony of your apartment, and have drunk three quarters of a bottle of wine. You haven't spoken to your friends in the last two weeks. Everyone has sent you messages on Facebook and Instagram, asking you what's going on, but you haven't responded to anyone. You sip the red liquid, enjoying the carefree sensation aroused by drunkenness.
There's only one thing you can think about. The charismatic, fast-talking goblin who gave you a massage on the beach and had passionate sex with you. He left without a word. You were still quivering from the multiple orgasms he gave you, and couldn't react. You wish you had at least told him your name. No man will ever be as good as him. No man will ever have the confidence of fucking you on the beach just after meeting you, or the ability to heal wounds with the strength of his mind. Such ruthless and powerful man is capable of accomplishing anything, of taking a kingdom for himself and of ruling it without mercy.
Maybe one day, you will date a lesser man to break the insufferable loneliness. Maybe, but you hope not. Everyone in their life will meet one person who is extraordinary, and our life can be resumed at the choice we make at that moment. Everything else is only a fleeting dream with no importance. Even your dream of being a famous model has no reality; it's only a futile pastime to fill the emptiness inside your heart. For now, in the present, you will relive the memories over and over and think about the goblin who you call your dearest knight.
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Fri 24 Jun 2022 20:41:03 No. 5315661 Report Quoted By:
<span class="mu-s">Perspective:</span> <span class="mu-b">Mohammed Saiful</span>, ruthless warrior of Islam
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Fri 24 Jun 2022 20:43:06 No. 5315662 Report Quoted By:
Before finishing your sentence, you vigorously throw your knife in the rat's face. A surprise attack, to give you an advantage against their numbers. By chance, the tip of the blade enters into his eye, and a fountain of blood springs out of it.
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Fri 24 Jun 2022 20:44:20 No. 5315663 Report A black steel door leads to a small maintenance room. A dungeon. Inside, wooden boxes, a small chair and two empty glass bottles have been stored. There's also a small desk covered with notes, and a map of the area on the wall. This could be useful to find your way around. You push the naked slaves inside, and seal the door tightly with iron chains that the imam gave you for your mission. Finally, you sit on the floor, cross-legged, feeling a sense of accomplishment, and meditate.>Defile the women; Allah will forgive such slight transgression >Kill and sacrifice the slaves to Allah >Bring the blanket and broken bookshelf from your previous lair >Take the map and explore the surrounding area >Search Mr. Bezalel's residence for clues about his disappearance >Take Quest B [infiltrate the police station] >Write-in
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>>5315663 >Search Mr. Bezalel's residence for clues about his disappearance >>Take Quest B [infiltrate the police station The sewers and ratwhores will be there for exploration later
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Sat 25 Jun 2022 15:09:07 No. 5316453 Report Rolled 67, 9 = 76 (2d100) <span class="mu-s">Player Rolls</span>
>>5316077 >Roll 4d100 >The first die determines whose roll gets picked (lowest wins) >The second die is a Search Check for Mr. Bezalel's home >The third die is a Gather Information Check to speak with Mr. Bezalel's neighbors >The fourth die is a Fast-Talk Check to scout the police station Your <span class="mu-s">Search Rank</span> is Weak (unspecialized skill; IQ - 2 RS
>>5296970 ). The Difficulty Rank is Average. The DC is <span class="mu-s"><span class="mu-b">15</span></span>.
The Gather Information chart is here
>>5303301 Your <span class="mu-s">Fast-Talk Rank</span> is Low. The Difficulty Rank is Average. The DC is <span class="mu-s"><span class="mu-b">25</span></span>.
<span class="mu-s">QM Rolls</span>
I'm rolling for a random encounter in the sewers (Event Action and Subject)
>>5294557 .
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Rolled 94, 16, 29, 45 = 184 (4d100) >>5316453 QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q
QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Sat 25 Jun 2022 19:30:02 No. 5316741 Report Quoted By:
I won't be able to update today. That will leave more time for the difficult rolls.
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Rolled 39, 7, 41, 65 = 152 (4d100)
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Rolled 29, 4, 25, 60 = 118 (4d100) >>5316453 QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q
QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Sun 26 Jun 2022 18:46:38 No. 5318217 Report Quoted By:
>>5294552 <span class="mu-s">Turn 21</span>
Turn Album:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI5JCk3taI4 The Wandering Ascentic - Crimson (Singapore) >>5317088 >>5315655 >>5316453 The abandoned station is a dead-end, with nothing of interest around. You explore to the north, following the flow of a fetid river. You arrive in a different section of the underworld, a natural grotto connected to the sewers by a small opening. You walk through the coarse passageway, wary of danger. On the wall, someone has carved with a knife the crude drawing of a rooster. According to Chinese legends, the rooster wards against evil spirits. You are a material being, not quite an evil spirit, but still, staring at it makes you feel uneasy, and you hear a faint "kukuku" sound in your mind. At the end of the path, there are metallic doors that are bolted shut.
You enter, and find yourself in an empty stone room with four sarcophagi. The largest one, at the center of the room, is covered with a heavy slab, with an inscription in Chinese characters that you can't read. Your senses are assaulted by an intense feeling of oppression, as if an intangible, evil presence was watching you from the darkness. At the back of your mind, your hear a demonic voice giggle. You feel compulsed to escape the room as fast as possible, and hastily secure the bolt shut behind you. You walk back to the station, pondering what it is that you encountered.
Next to your lair, the stairs lead to the surface, and you come out of a hatch inside a small mausoleum. You're in the Old Malay Cemetery, just three blocks north of the mosque. The cemetery is unkempt, and tall grass is covering the ground and the nameless tombs. On the Internet, there's no mention of a construction project for a metro station in this area. It must have been a secret project, now hidden and forgotten under the cemetary.
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Sun 26 Jun 2022 18:48:36 No. 5318219 Report Quoted By:
<span class="mu-b">Random Event (PC Positive)</span>:To the north runs the green waters of Rochor River, and on the other side, the clashing pastel colors of a low-cost apartment complex offer a depressing view. While you are strolling along the canal, an older Chinese man approaches. He sports a long, white beard and wears strange, traditional clothing. The traits of his face look peaceful.
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Sun 26 Jun 2022 18:49:45 No. 5318223 Report Quoted By:
Mr. Belezel lives in a luxury apartment at Belle Vue Residences, in the lush and serene District 10, to the southwest of Sultan Mosque. Here lives a small, affluent community of businessmen and Jews, near the Chesed-El Synagogue. Upon showing your UOB bank business card, the guard at the entrance lets you pass. When you describe Mr. Belezel to him, he says that he hasn't seen him in a week or two, but he doesn't know more about his whereabouts. You walk on a paved path through tropical vegetation, and admire the airy architecture of the structure. Assuredly, it is an entire world apart from Rochor River, and it exults modernity and over-abundant wealth. You climb the stairs to the third floor, and kick your friend's door open. Not the stealthy entrance you would hope for, but you have yet to learn how to pick a door open.
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Sun 26 Jun 2022 18:51:11 No. 5318230 Report Quest accepted:>Quest 5 (B rank): Infiltrate the police station and steal files from their computer >Apply for a job as a janitor, steal files when no one's around [average] >Report a fake crime and use Brainwash on the detective [average] >Shower, perfume, attempt to seduce the front desk officer [very difficult] >Write-in
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Rolled 85 (1d100) >>5318230 >Apply for a job as a janitor, steal files when no one's around [average] >Shower, perfume, attempt to seduce the front desk officer [very difficult] QM I will roll on which action I will take odd for the first even for the second.
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>>5318259 >Apply for a job as a janitor, steal files when no one's around [average] I will lock on to this one
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>>5318230 >>Report a fake crime and use Brainwash on the detective [average] QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q
QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Mon 27 Jun 2022 12:36:07 No. 5319134 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1 (1d2) >>5318261 >>5318745 Rollin for tie break
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Mon 27 Jun 2022 12:44:07 No. 5319143 Report >Roll 4d100 >The first die determines whose roll gets picked (lowest wins) >The second die is a Diplomacy Check to obtain the job >The third die is a Stealth Check to access the computer >The four die is a Computer Operation Check to find the files The Acting Ranks are, respectively, Weak (CHA - 2), Above Average (trained), and Weak (IQ - 2). The Difficult Rank for all checks is Average. The DCs are <span class="mu-s"><span class="mu-b">15</span></span>, <span class="mu-s"><span class="mu-b">65</span></span>, and <span class="mu-s"><span class="mu-b"></span>15</span>.
You can describe your actions more with your roll posts for a bonus. As in every turn, you can gain a bonus from the Goblin Slayer, Meme Magic, Quran Scholar and Board Infection techniques
>>5294554 .
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Rolled 88, 68, 93, 19 = 268 (4d100) >>5319143 Anonymous
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Rolled 58, 96, 94, 76 = 324 (4d100) >>5319143 QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q
QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Mon 27 Jun 2022 17:03:56 No. 5319375 Report Quoted By:
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Mon 27 Jun 2022 20:02:27 No. 5319533 Report Quoted By:
>>5294552 <span class="mu-s">Turn 22</span>
Turn Album:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcRUqhv11zc Infernal Execrator - Obsolete Ordinance (Singapore) Diplomacy Check: Critical Failure [96] >>5319143 When outside, you spray some <span class="mu-i">212 Sexy Men</span> on yourself to cover the sewer stench, and you take a walk around the block. How can a woman order you to take a shower? Should you have stood up to this whore? In the heat of the moment, you couldn't think clearly, and you submitted to the authority of the uniform. A weak, submissive reflex that you probably have learned from your previous life. On Eber Road, on the other side of the police station, you bump into the janitor taking out the trash. <span class="mu-i">Fuckin' jannies. I hate them.</span>
A clever idea crosses your mind. While he is throwing bags in the garbage container, you creep behind him and stab his thigh with one heavy blow of your knife. You run away before he can see you. A smirk draws on your bestial face. With the current janitor now injured, the cops will need a temp worker to replace him. After 10 minutes have passed, the time you estimate it takes for a shower, you come back to the front desk.
The officer is talking to an older lady with a round face and a square-cut mane, in the style of Conan the Barbarian. You come to her desk and inform her that you're clean.
<span class="mu-r">"Can you follow me?"</span> the older woman says. <span class="mu-r">"Let me introduce myself. I'm Superintendant Chin Lin Chee."</span>
You adopt your most polite tone. <span class="mu-b">"Nice to meet ya, m'lady."</span>
She leads through stairs and corridors, and you arrive to a section that is protected by iron bars. A fat officer tells you:
<span class="mu-r">"Put all your belongings, cell phone, watch, weapons, here."</span>
You drop your backpack in a blue-colored, plastic basket, feeling nervous. Why does this job interview feel like entering a prison? She leads you to a room with black, padded walls, a steel chair with a foldable table, and a camera attached to the ceiling.
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Mon 27 Jun 2022 20:03:41 No. 5319534 Report Quoted By:
<span class="mu-r">"坐吧。Take a seat."</span>>Infiltrate another police station [applying as a jannie/using Brainwash] >Offer to collaborate with the police and infiltrate Jemaah Islamiyah >Spit on that bitch's face and tell her you're going to rape her >Explore the evil room in the sewers >Invite your rat whores to the party >Explore more of the ratfolk territory >Take a stroll in Orchard Neighborhood >Write-in</span></span>
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Mon 27 Jun 2022 20:05:03 No. 5319535 Report Quoted By:
<span class="mu-r">"坐吧。Take a seat."</span>>Infiltrate another police station [applying as a jannie/using Brainwash] >Offer to collaborate with the police and infiltrate Jemaah Islamiyah >Spit on that bitch's face and tell her you're going to rape her >Explore the evil room in the sewers >Invite your rat whores to the party >Explore more of the ratfolk territory >Take a stroll in Orchard Neighborhood >Write-in</span>
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Mon 27 Jun 2022 20:06:19 No. 5319537 Report <span class="mu-r">"坐吧。Take a seat."</span>>Infiltrate another police station [applying as a jannie/using Brainwash] >Offer to collaborate with the police and infiltrate Jemaah Islamiyah >Spit on that bitch's face and tell her you're going to rape her >Explore the evil room in the sewers >Invite your rat whores to the party >Explore more of the ratfolk territory >Take a stroll in Orchard Neighborhood >Write-in
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>>5319537 >>Infiltrate another police station [applying as a jannie/using Brainwash] >>Invite your rat whores to the party Anonymous
Rolled 1 (1d2) >>5319537 >>Spit on that bitch's face and tell her you're going to rape her Followed up by a wild goose chase in the sewers before they can arrest Thumbsmasher
>Rolling for sewer exploration, 1 for evil room, 2 for ratfolk territory QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q
QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Tue 28 Jun 2022 13:26:04 No. 5320383 Report Quoted By:
>>5319559 >>5319818 Rollin' for tie break
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Tue 28 Jun 2022 13:27:08 No. 5320384 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1 (1d2) >>5319559 >>5319818 Rollin' for tie break
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Tue 28 Jun 2022 13:33:17 No. 5320394 Report Rolled 60, 67 = 127 (2d100) <span class="mu-s"><span class="mu-r">Player Rolls</span></span>
>Roll 3d100 >The first die determines whose roll gets picked (lowest wins) >The second die is a Fast-Talk Check to report a fake crime >The third die is a Brainwash Check to obtain the files Your <span class="mu-s">Fast-Talk Rank</span> is is Low. The Difficult Rank is Weak. The DC for the Fast-Talk Check is <span class="mu-s"><span class="mu-b">85</span></span>.
Your <span class="mu-s">Brainwash Rank</span> is is Average The Difficult Rank is Average. The DC for the Brainwash Check is <span class="mu-s"><span class="mu-b">50</span></span>.
<span class="mu-s"><span class="mu-r">QM Rolls</span></span>
I'm rolling for a random encounter for the police station (Event Action and Subject)
>>5294557 .
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Rolled 28, 32, 100 = 160 (3d100) >>5320394 QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q
QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Tue 28 Jun 2022 19:26:22 No. 5320663 Report Quoted By:
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>>5320490 >100 That's an epic critical fail
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Tue 28 Jun 2022 20:56:57 No. 5320741 Report Quoted By:
>>5294552 <span class="mu-s">Turn 23</span>
Turn Song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFU7YHXpVSQ Singapore Police Force - Always Here For You In Singapore, it's illegal to appear naked in public, so, you've allowed your slaves to wear their leather armor. This is undeniably not an ideal situation: as an alpha male, you enjoy the sight of naked women around you, and it stimulates your blood flow. Nonetheless, you must comply with the law if you want to avoid jail.
<span class="mu-g">"Squeak. We've never seen the city!"</span> Vesse exclaims.
<span class="mu-b">"Don't be too excited. We only be goin' to da police station. It's no fun place."</span>
<span class="mu-g">"Oh, I'm sure it will be lovely."</span>
<span class="mu-b">"It's not. Earlier, da coppers put me on a baby chair for hours. Me is no fuckin' baby."</span>
You spray some <span class="mu-i">212 Sexy Men</span> perfume on the girls, Vesse, Mipet and Whiska. Unfortunately, this male perfume will completely will cover their natural erotic scent, but it's another necessary precaution.
<span class="mu-b">"Y'all betta not backstab me, or you be ded. And if me catch y'all starin' at anotha man's crotch, you be ded too."</span>
<span class="mu-g">"Hmpf."</span>
<span class="mu-b">"Get used to it. Me is your kingz."</span>
The benefit of having three trained soldiers in your party far outweighs the risk of getting betrayed. From what you've gathered, the rat girls are worshippers of Satan, and their concept of loyalty is flimsy. Since you've defeated their chief, they will follow you, as long as you regularly assert your strength. Satan is quite an interesting deity: he only exists to oppose God, but at the same time, embodies all of God's worst traits. He's very rarely worshipped amongst humans, except in the most secretive witch covens. The ratfolk must have encountered a witch or a warlock after the day of the mist.
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Tue 28 Jun 2022 20:58:21 No. 5320745 Report Quoted By:
It only takes 10 minutes to reach the Rochor Neighborhood Police Station. The location is familiar because the Temple of Kali is one block away. The rats keep asking you questions about everything they see. At first, you answer, but quickly, you grow irritated and tell them to stay quiet.
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Tue 28 Jun 2022 20:59:36 No. 5320749 Report <span class="mu-r">"Do you see the image on the left? That's a man. Do you see the image on the right? That's a woman."</span>>Roll 1d100. This is a Memory Check of Above Average Difficulty to see if you suffer from permanent brain damage (best of 3). DC of 20. >Attempt to brainwash Joshua Jesudason again [Brainwash, Above Average] >Visit the Temple of Kali and ask the priestess about Joshua Jesudason >Visit the Temple of Kali and ask the priestess about the subject of kindred souls >Download Snapchat and try to catch a scammer >Teach your rats about the art of chainsnatching >Make your rats beg for money in the street >Write-in
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Rolled 11 (1d100) >>5320749 >Teach your rats about the art of chainsnatching >Join an Islamic metal band QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q
QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Wed 29 Jun 2022 20:38:40 No. 5322212 Report Quoted By:
>>5294552 <span class="mu-s">Turn 24</span>
The voluptuousness of your women in skin tight leather armors, taking care of you, stimulates the flow of your jing and activates your nervous functions. Memories of your adventures circulate through the neural and synaptic network of your brain and flow to your inner vision: theft, arson, murder... Those are your beautiful and cherished memories, and slowly, they help you remember who and where you are. Muhammad Saiful: barbarian, thief, assassin, pirate, scholar, and great seducer of women. The powers of this cop are too dangerous, and you don't think you can vanquish him.
<span class="mu-b">"Come wiz me, gurls."</span>
You take a turn left around the building, and show them a fat woman who's holding food in a plastic bag.
<span class="mu-g">"This food looks good, Saiful,"</span> one of the rat girls say.
<span class="mu-b">"Yes, it does, but there's somethin' betta. Look closely, wat's dat around her neck?"</span>
<span class="mu-g">"Ah!"</span> She shivers. <span class="mu-g">"This is a cross, the hideous symbol of Christ!"</span>
You nod. <span class="mu-b">"And it's worth lots of monies."</span>
Quickly, you snap the chain from the woman's necklace, and run, telling the rat girls to follow you. You sprint until you reach a narrow side street, with wild grass growing out of the black rot on the walls. Such filth is typical of an Indian neighborhood. You explain that this exercise is called "chain snatching" and can be practiced with relative security in Little India, because the cops don't care too much.
<span class="mu-g">"In the sewers, we never run. We fight to the death for what we want."</span>
<span class="mu-b">"Da hyumanz don't like to fight. You'ze got to adapt."</span>
You order them to split up and snach as many chains as they can. After an hour, you meet up with them at the Temple of Kali. Overall, you have collectively stolen a total of 15 chains, with Vesse, who's the most athletic, being the top performer.
In total, they are worth roughly $230. Not bad! As a reward, you give her the Revitalizing Nourishing Cream. You've never had much use for it, but it's something a girl might like.
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Wed 29 Jun 2022 20:39:57 No. 5322215 Report You browse to
soft.com.sg , a popular music website for finding musicians. You search for an Islamic band, but unfortunately, it's too difficult to find. No one lists their religious affiliation, and Mandopop is by far the most popular style of music. Since you have no formal training in music, the only role you could take in a band is that of a vocalist. In fact, in the most extreme styles of metal, the vocalists train hard to emulate the natural voice of a goblin.
You find one band that could suit you. It's a grindcore band that works on original songs and is looking for a bassist. Grindcore is one of the most violent styles of metal; further, they are Satanist, which is close to Islam. If you and your crew beat up the vocalist, you could take his position and write Islamic lyrics for the band. Alternatively, there's a Malay man who can play every instrument and is struggling to find band mates. As a Malay, he should be a Muslim. On his Youtube channel, he likes playing a cover of the Mortal Kombat Theme Song. The song lists the names of all the characters in the game: Raiden, Scorpion, Sub-Zero, etc. Thus, with a bit of persuasion, it would be easy to modify the lyrics to praise the 99 names of Allah.
Choose your action:
>Join the grindcore band >Team up with the solo instrumentalist >Infiltrate a Mandopop band and rape the females QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q
QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Wed 29 Jun 2022 20:42:04 No. 5322219 Report >>5294552 >>5294901 Here's Vesse's character sheet. Mipet and Whiska have the same stats, except lower IQ, lower Harpoon and Swimming skills, and no Bone Carving skill.
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>>5322219 >Write-in conversation: Suggest Vesse craft jewelry from bone >>5322215 >Join the Grindcore band QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q
QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Thu 30 Jun 2022 19:54:32 No. 5323508 Report It's getting too late, I will update tomorrow.>Everyone can roll >Roll 2d100 >The first die determines whose roll gets picked (lowest wins) >The second die is to determine if the band members will give in
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Rolled 54, 38 = 92 (2d100) >>5323508 Anonymous
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>>5294552 <span class="mu-s">Turn 25</span>
The band's name is <span class="mu-i">Brutal Necrophagy</span>. They are a bunch of rebellious, hateful kids with above-average talent for music. The meeting place is the house of the guitarist, in Chinatown. It's your first time in this district, and you're struck by how beautiful the environment is. The houses are well kept, with colorful facades, harmonious, round windows, and spotless pavement. It feels like you're visiting an entirely different nation, or even dimension. Everything that is touched by the precious Chinese race becomes blessed.
You enter the guitarist's house, which is where the jamming sessions are being held. You've bought a <span class="mu-i">Cort Action Junior Bass Guitar</span> as prop for the meeting.
"Nice to meet you lah," the guitarist says.
<span class="mu-b">"Me is goblin. Who is da vocalist?"</span>
The vocalist, a skinny Chinese kid, raises his hand. You lift your bass guitar above your head, and smash it on his head. For a moment, he stands still, as if frozen, then he falls on the floor. His comrades don't react. Your rats jump on him like hungry scavengers and kick his body.
<span class="mu-b">"Me is da new vocalist. Doez anyone have problem wiz dis?"</span>
The man on the floor is whimpering in pain. He sounds strange, a bit like an automaton. You gesture for the girls to take him away. They drag him by the feet and throw him outside the door.
<span class="mu-b">"Let da music begin."</span>
The musicians seems shocked by the scene they've witnessed, but the drummer hits the cymbals four time, and the others begins playing. The chords start atunal, then subtly evolve into an evil riff played on a Babylonian scale. You feel transported to a brutal and mythical land, more ancient than the Arabia of Muhammad, one that still communicated with the evil spirits of the desert and revered cannibalism as a form of tribal vigor. The prophet has been buried in Medina for 1300 years, his vile flesh has long been decomposed, yet lives in the heart of all the most savage men, and under his Baphomet form, is revered by crusaders and bankers. He's a true, splendid zombie emperor, who inspires every action of your daily life.
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You begin shouting the lyrics you've prepared, in the theme of brutal necrophagy, and revised by Vesse into proper English.>Record a music video for your song >Invite the band members to your party [difficult] >Sacrifice the band members to Allah >Sacrifice the rat women to Allah >Visit the Chinatown area >Write-In
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>>5324842 >Record a music video for your song >Visit the Chinatown area QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q
QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Sat 02 Jul 2022 11:06:46 No. 5325340 Report <span class="mu-s">Player Roll</span>
>Everyone can roll >Roll 2d100 >The first die determines whose roll gets picked (lowest wins) >The second die is an Odds Roll to avoid the murder investigation (long term) The Odds for avoiding a murder investigation are 50/50 or unknown. The DC is <span class="mu-s"><span class="mu-b">50</span>.
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I'm rolling for two random encounters (Event Action and Subject)
>>5294557 .</span>
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Sat 02 Jul 2022 11:09:01 No. 5325343 Report Rolled 36, 60, 61, 85 = 242 (4d100) >>5325340 Anonymous
Rolled 55, 79 = 134 (2d100) >>5325340 QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q
QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Sat 02 Jul 2022 16:22:09 No. 5325514 Report Quoted By:
Writing
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Sat 02 Jul 2022 17:26:17 No. 5325574 Report Quoted By:
>>5294552 <span class="mu-s">Turn 26 and Epilogue</span>
Q: Can you avoid the murder investigation?>>5325349 >>5325343 Islam for Singapore. Following your outstanding performance, you've decided to record a video for your song. Since you are still lacking a bassist, Vesse will play a simple bass line with only one string.
You've hired a pure Chinese model, June L. to play the role of the depraved antagonist. With her dyed blonde hair, and dressed as a nun, she looks very much like an authentic Christian. For the first part of the song, she's lying on the floor, at the center of a pentagram drawn in the fresh blood of a goat, while you are singing above her, with one foot above her stomach. This represents the dominance of Islam over the Western world.
Then, after the chorus, when the song pauses, you've planned to insert an interrupt scene which will show her decapitation. Later, in the movie, she will be risen as a zombie. For this scene, she's shown kneeling, with her hands tied up behind her back. You hold a machete above her head, and recite passages of the Quran. At the end, you scream "Allah Akhbar!", as hatefully as possible. Then, the machete strikes down on her neck. The head spins in a rapid backward motion, then falls in front of the corpse, while blood is squirting out of the open wound. The band members get hysterical.
<span class="mu-g">"He's beheaded her for real!"</span>
<span class="mu-r">"Keep shooting! Get this on camera! We'll be famous!"</span>
You grab the head by the hair and throw it flying on the wall.
<span class="mu-b">"Dis is the powa of Izlam!"</span>
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Sat 02 Jul 2022 17:27:20 No. 5325575 Report <span class="mu-r">*Ding*</span>
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Sat 02 Jul 2022 17:28:31 No. 5325578 Report Quoted By:
You tell the band members to keep filming the rest without you, and you leave with the rat women. Half of your face is wrapped in a towel, in the Islamist style, so as to hide your traits. You're in Nankin Street, a commercial street with an intricate glass ceiling and many restaurants. A couple is walking past you, holding green ice creams, looking happy. This is such a nice, heart-warming sight. A small, autonomous, robotic vehicle is patrolling the street, with a surveillance camera mounted on top of it. It's an official representant of a dystopian state which has control over every waking moment of their citizens. It can detect smoking in prohibited areas, congregations of more than five people, and other illegal behaviors. If this thing recognizes you, SWAT teams will arrive within minutes, and this will be the end of you. You believe it's best to act friendly toward it.
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Sat 02 Jul 2022 17:29:34 No. 5325580 Report Quoted By:
To think that the Shadow brought you to a dying world... Only a <span class="mu-i">Butlerian Jihad</span> against all machines could save them. The great <span class="mu-i">Qadar</span> (قدر) that Allah wrote down on a stone tablet is often ironic; it would be indeed ironic if you, who is treated like a lowly criminal, was in fact the <span class="mu-i">hero-sama</span>who will save everyone from the thinking robots. After all, in manga, when someone is brought to another world, it is often to save this other world from a great disaster.
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Well that is a ending and Wux what other quest do you plan.
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Your bait is weak. You should learn from better trolls like TrannyQM
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Sun 03 Jul 2022 08:51:38 No. 5326647 Report Quoted By:
>>5306575 >https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLu4GGTy1Fy9QJ-_LNlk9j_HIOGfx5hD8t I have updated the quest playlist.
>>5325593 >Wux what other quest do you plan I've bought a drawing tablet so it will be an oekaki drawquest. I'm going to think about it and post in the afternoon.
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>>5325575 >We become goblin Varg Vikernes minus the prison time and plus rat pussy Good ending achieved
Thanks for running
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Mon 04 Jul 2022 19:41:35 No. 5328173 Report I'm preparing the next quest. The MC will be a magical girl who hunts demons.
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>>5328173 Seems interesting question is this going to be a oneshot or is it going to be a longer planned thing.
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QM Wuxian 无仙 !!wUx72vLQz5Q ID:eclAQ6TS Mon 04 Jul 2022 20:19:02 No. 5328230 Report Quoted By:
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