Previous threads:
1)
https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2022/5191185/ or
https://archived.moe/qst/thread/5191185/ 2)
https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2022/5242681/ or
https://archived.moe/qst/thread/5242681 "Enough fooling around, go get whatever we need for our trip to Bermuda!" you command Dr. Goldwater. "Very well milord" he says with resignation, pulling up his pants. "I do hope we can do this again". He brings the garden hose out the door. "I'll be back as soon as I can". He shuts the door behind him and you hear his car start up and pull away.
Well, you've got a couple hours to kill. You're getting kinda hungry. It's also a bit concerning how your penis is still covered in poop from last night's Chicago chili dog, to say nothing of the pee and enema water all over the floor, the couch and you. What do?
>Hop in the wheelchair and wheel yourself over to the kitchen to find a snack >Try to clean up this ungodly mess >Find some clothes or something to protect your modesty >Just sit back and watch Ninjago
Anonymous
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>>5295125 >Just sit back and watch Ninjago The greatest quest on /qst/ continues!
Anonymous
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>>5295125 >Try to clean up this ungodly mess Anonymous
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>>5295125 >>Just sit back and watch Ninjago We will be just fine, the filth will sustain us!
Necro
>>5295125 >>Try to clean up this ungodly mess Can't leave any trace when we leave to Bermuda... Also it's stinky
KEK captcha: GA Y M8
Anonymous
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>>5295125 >Just sit back and watch Ninjago Anonymous
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>Try to clean up this ungodly mess
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5295125 >Try to clean up this ungodly mess We dealt wih this before, just whip out the hose and blast that shit.
Anonymous
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>>5295125 >Try to clean up this ungodly mess Anonymous
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>>5295125 >Try to clean up this ungodly mess Anonymous
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>>5295125 >Try to clean up this ungodly mess >>5295375 Nice.
Anonymous
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TRY TO CLEAN UP THIS UNGODLY MESS
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nah you fucking morron its the last episode of ninjago
Anonymous
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We need to watch ninjago its the last episode of the series and i need to know who the green ninja is
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ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe. ID:Ch7wEo88 Tue 07 Jun 2022 23:24:12 No. 5297348 Report Quoted By:
>Try to clean up this ungodly mess
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ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe. ID:lqkJWBbA Tue 07 Jun 2022 23:53:40 No. 5297361 Report As fascinating as you find the adventures of Lego ninjas, you decide that your faithful minion deserves to be cut some slack, so to lessen his burden you resolve to clean up the wreckage from your battle with the poop creature and the subsequent celebration of your victory. You reach behind you and pull the wheelchair next to you. You manage to wriggle yourself into the wheelchair, and despite your weakness of body and mind, it doesn't take long for you to figure out how to move yourself. This will certainly facilitate your cleaning efforts, but you still haven't decided on your method. The reliable hose method is off the table since Dr. Goldwater left it outside, and trying to get the wheelchair out the front door and down the steps is non-compensatory. After some deep consideration, you decide to...>Try to find a mop >Push the diaper around the floor and use it to absorb some of the liquids >Use your morning piss, which you just now realize you still haven't taken
Anonymous
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>>5297361 >Use your morning piss, which you just now realize you still haven't taken If we are the piss God then we must act like it.
Anonymous
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>>5297361 push the diaper, push the diaper!
Anonymous
>>5297361 >Push the diaper around the floor and use it to absorb some of the liquids >Use your morning piss, which you just now realize you still haven't taken How to choose?! How to choose?!
ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe.
ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe. ID:lqkJWBbA Wed 08 Jun 2022 00:56:32 No. 5297465 Report Quoted By:
>>5297455 You can do both.
Anonymous
>>5297361 >>Push the diaper around the floor and use it to absorb some of the liquids >>Use your morning piss, which you just now realize you still haven't taken Both
Anonymous
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>>5297361 Rinse with piss and then wipe with the diaper
Anonymous
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>>5297361 >Push the diaper around the floor and use it to absorb some of the liquids Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5297361 >Use hair as mop Anonymous
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>>5297361 Hoover that shit
ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe.
ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe. ID:Fq3+bFJN Fri 10 Jun 2022 03:51:20 No. 5299872 Report Quoted By:
>Push the diaper around the floor and use it to absorb some of the liquids >Use your morning piss, which you just now realize you still haven't taken
ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe.
ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe. ID:Fq3+bFJN Fri 10 Jun 2022 03:55:33 No. 5299876 Report Now that I think about it I'm gonna need a roll for a successful piss.
Anonymous
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Rolled 52 (1d100) *squishy soaked diaper noises*
Anonymous
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Rolled 49 (1d100) >>5299876 Anonymous
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Rolled 74 (1d100) >>5299876 ORA
ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe.
ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe. ID:bcNphBah Fri 10 Jun 2022 08:29:56 No. 5300068 Report You wheel yourself to where your diaper deposited itself following the battle with the poop creature. You were never much a fan of diapers but you have to admit this one's proving rather useful. You press your left foot onto it as you release a hot stream of morning piss onto the floor. A small splash gets on your leg but that's OK, it'll wash off some of the enema water. Scooting the diaper around you manage to slur the pee and enema water onto the floor into a somewhat congruous puddle. You suppose it's an improvement. One big mess is bigger than two little ones at least. >Find a way to wash the poop off your Johnson >Get a snack from the kitchen >Just go back to watching Ninjago
Anonymous
>>5300068 >Find a way to wash the poop off your Johnson Attempt to clean it off with our mouth
Anonymous
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>>5300068 get back get a snack
Anonymous
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>>5300068 >>Find a way to wash the poop off your Johnson Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5300068 Try to clean your dick off using the dishwasher
Anonymous
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>>5300068 >Find a way to wash the poop off your Johnson Anonymous
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>>5300068 >You wheel nigself to where your nigger deposited nigself following the nigger with the poop nigger. You were never much a nigger of niggers but you have to admit this one's proving rather useful. You press your left nigger onto it as you release a hot nigger of morning nigger onto the nigger. A small nigger gets on your nigger but that's OK, it'll wash off some of the enema nigger. Scooting the nigger around you manage to slur the nigger and enema nigger onto the nigger into a somewhat congruous nigger. You suppose it's a nigger. One big nigger is bigger than two little ones at least. >You're still hungry, and it's now dawning on you that your nigger looks like you just got back from a Grindr nigger. What do? God I fucking hate /pol/chuds
ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe.
ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe. ID:0NX15Jqf Mon 13 Jun 2022 07:26:11 No. 5303151 Report Quoted By:
>Find a way to wash the poop off your Johnson
ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe.
ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe. ID:0NX15Jqf Mon 13 Jun 2022 07:42:08 No. 5303156 Report While you're working on cleaning up you figure your personal hygiene could use some attention. What's the best way to get poop off your penis? You pick your brain for a minute and recall a video you once saw called "cute amateur twink does dirty atm". Of course! The guy in that video cleaned poop off no less than 3 dicks with nothing but his mouth. It must work like a charm, you've seen it yourself! You arch your back downward with your mouth agape. This would be difficult even for a fully able bodied person, but you have confidence...
Anonymous
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Rolled 70 (1d100) >>5303156 I GOT THIS!
Anonymous
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Time to go where most men don't dare tread.
ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe.
ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe. ID:lqkJWBbA Mon 13 Jun 2022 17:34:58 No. 5303425 Report Your efforts are valiant, but for all your stretching and straining you only manage to get your mouth about a foot or so away from your penis. No shame in trying though. It's a fact that every man on earth has tried to suck his own dick. Who wouldn't? The ultimate object of everything we ever do is to get someone else to do it for us, therefore if we could do it ourselves we'd never have to do anything again. But alas, you are not one of the blessed few born with the talent. You'll have to find an alternative.>Go to the bathroom and take a shower like a normal person >Go to the kitchen and attempt to clean your dick with the dishwasher >Give up and go back to watching Ninjago
Anonymous
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>>5303425 >Go to the kitchen and attempt to clean your dick with the dishwasher Anonymous
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>>5303425 >Wipe off with Goldwater's blankets and sheets Anonymous
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>>5303425 >Go to the kitchen and attempt to clean your dick with the dishwasher Anonymous
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>>5303425 >Give up and go back to watching Ninjago Anonymous
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>>5303425 >Go to the kitchen and attempt to clean your dick with the dishwasher There's no way this could possibly go wrong.
Anonymous
ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe.
ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe. ID:l0r0rCYN Wed 15 Jun 2022 19:22:28 No. 5305946 Report Quoted By:
>Go to the kitchen and attempt to clean your dick with the dishwasher
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ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe. ID:IZTWj/Hs Wed 15 Jun 2022 19:42:26 No. 5305966 Report While brainstorming for methods to clean your weenie your hunger keeps drawing your mind to the kitchen. After a while you realize the kitchen probably has a dishwasher, and the dishwasher probably doubles as a dickwasher. Why wouldn't it? Dicks aren't much harder to clean than dishes. >Try to climb inside the dishwasher and wash your whole body >Insert your dick glory hole style and try to run it that way >Cut your dick off and wash it in the silverware tray >Fix yourself a snack, maybe you'll have a better idea after some brain food
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>>5305966 >Insert your dick glory hole style and try to run it that way Anonymous
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>>5305966 >>Try to climb inside the dishwasher and wash your whole body Anonymous
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>>5305966 >>Try to climb inside the dishwasher and wash your whole body Anonymous
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>>5305966 >Try to climb inside the dishwasher and wash your whole body Life hack moment.
Anonymous
is OP dead or just nigging out again?
Anonymous
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ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe. ID:yRQfCEhl Fri 17 Jun 2022 23:05:17 No. 5308016 Report Quoted By:
>Try to climb inside the dishwasher and wash your whole body
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ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe. ID:yRQfCEhl Sat 18 Jun 2022 00:48:08 No. 5308079 Report Bluetooth really kicks ass sometimes >Masturbate >Try to suck your own dick again >Feel around for silverware to stick up your butthole >Just sit there and think deep thoughts
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>>5308079 >Try to suck your own dick again In this position surely we'd be able to do it!
Anonymous
>>5308079 >Just sit there and think deep thoughts except we replay the entirety of Ninjago in our heads from memory
Anonymous
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>>5308199 >>5308079 While sucking our dick
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>>5308079 >Try to suck your own dick again Anonymous
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>>5308079 >Just sit there and think deep thoughts *I shou'd really play some beyblade lager on*
Anonymous
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>>5308079 >think deep thoughts Anonymous
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>>5308079 >>Just sit there and think deep thoughts >>Try to suck your own dick again Anonymous
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>>5308079 >>Just sit there and think deep thoughts Contemplate the eternal, universal cycle of peepee and poopoo. What does it mean to be a man of pee and poo?
ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe.
ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe. ID:iIdvY+HS Mon 20 Jun 2022 17:36:05 No. 5310578 Report Quoted By:
>Just sit there and think deep thoughts
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ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe. ID:iIdvY+HS Mon 20 Jun 2022 18:30:20 No. 5310622 Report Dark. Lonely. A little damp. In order to get through this you'll have to entertain yourself somehow. You begin by trying to replay the entirety of Ninjago in your head. In the beginning there was this old lego guy, and he heard some kids making sex sounds, but then he walked in and they were just playing video games, and then... fuck, you forget what happens after that. Why do you always forget stuff? Might be because you're retarded. Oh well, it's just the price you pay for getting all the easy classes in school and collecting free money from the government. Thinking about school reminds you of the only thing you learned in school, the miracle of Beyblade. What ever happened to Beyblades? Everyone had them when you were in 3rd grade or so but after a while they seemed to just disappear. Why? They were just about the coolest thing that ever existed. You'd LET IT RIP!™ and then watch it spin and spin and spin and eventually stop spinning. Who could ever get tired of that? You should play some Beyblade when you get home. Speaking of home, you're not sure how long it's been since you were last away from home so long. You sure hope your hot pockets haven't gotten freezer burned. What happens to hot pockets after you eat them? They go into your body all the time but all that ever comes out is poop and pee and sometimes jizz. What is the purpose of poop? Is it simply there so we can just flush it down the toilet? That seems like such a waste. You haven't pooped in a toilet in well over a month now and you're still alive. Maybe mankind has been wasting its poop all along. Perhaps your destiny is to find the answer. Yes! That must be why God put you on this earth, to find what pee and poop are really for. It all adds up, when you tried to pee in the piss jug at the hospital you got it everywhere but the jug, and look what happened next! >A bath would be fantastic, don't suppose you could give me a shave while you're at it? >What is this tomfoolery? Put me back in the dishwasher this instant! >Let me try to poop in the sink first, it's important.
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>>5310622 >Can I fuck your shampoo bottle? Anonymous
>>5310622 >A bath would be fantastic, don't suppose you could give me a shave while you're at it? Time to clean up our act. Also speaking of beyblades, remember bakugon brawlers? kino show
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>>5310622 >A bath would be fantastic, don't suppose you could give me a shave while you're at it? Anonymous
>>5310622 >demand to be cleaned in the toilet so you may further immerse yourself in the life of a poopy Anonymous
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>>5310922 >and ask for a shave Anonymous
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>>5310622 My sides are absolute kill btw, you are a true shit lord OP
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>>5310743 Hated bakugon, it reminded of a very similar thing yugioh tried to do with the little spherical figurines but they half-assed it really bad and probably immediately cancelled them. I was the only one who had that shitty toy so of course no one wanted to play it with me. So I'm not really giving bakugon a fair shake but also I was a little too old for the TV show anyway
speaking of beyblades and bathtubs, though... (sorry for shitty image this was best i could find quickly)
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>>5310622 I have a big shit to do right. let me in peace
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ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe. ID:+dpcF0AS Thu 23 Jun 2022 21:01:51 No. 5314389 Report Quoted By:
>A bath would be fantastic, don't suppose you could give me a shave while you're at it?
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ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe. ID:+dpcF0AS Thu 23 Jun 2022 21:32:32 No. 5314416 Report "A bath would be fantastic, don't suppose you could give me a shave while you're at it?">When do we eat? I'm hungry. >These clothes are nice but would you mind taking them off again? >You're a urologist, right? Tell me about some of the interesting places you've peed in, I'm sure there's plenty to tell.
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>>5314416 >When do we eat? I'm hungry. Anonymous
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>>5314416 >When do we eat? I'm hungry. Anonymous
>>5314416 >>You're a urologist, right? Tell me about some of the interesting places you've peed in, I'm sure there's plenty to tell. Anonymous
>>5314544 Also, bonus points for one-upping him with a story of your own.
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>>5314416 >You're a urologist, right? Tell me about some of the interesting places you've peed in, I'm sure there's plenty to tell. Anonymous
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>>5314416 >You're a urologist, right? Tell me about some of the interesting places you've peed in, I'm sure there's plenty to tell. Also gotta do some one upping like
>>5314640 suggested, we are the almighty God of piss after all!
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>>5314416 >You're a urologist, right? Tell me about some of the interesting places you've peed in, I'm sure there's plenty to tell. ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe.
ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe. ID:aaMWVBTZ Sun 26 Jun 2022 06:06:05 No. 5317634 Report Quoted By:
>You're a urologist, right? Tell me about some of the interesting places you've peed in, I'm sure there's plenty to tell.
ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe.
ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe. ID:aaMWVBTZ Sun 26 Jun 2022 07:01:23 No. 5317697 Report "You're a urologist, right? Tell me about some of the interesting places you've peed in, I'm sure there's plenty to tell."
ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe.
ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe. ID:aaMWVBTZ Sun 26 Jun 2022 07:02:33 No. 5317698 Report Dr. Goldwater looks quizzically at you. "Why did you try to do it out the window?">Sure, do you have Shrek? >Let's practice our roleplay for tomorrow, I want to ace the retarded cousin act. >Why don't we just get naked?
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>>5317698 >>5317697 >Flashback to yesterday lmao
>Sure, do you have Shrek? Anonymous
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>>5317698 >Let's practice our roleplay for tomorrow, I want to ace the retarded cousin act. oho this can only go well
Anonymous
>>5317698 >>Sure, do you have Shrek? >>Let's practice our roleplay for tomorrow, I want to ace the retarded cousin act. "I will be Donkey and you can be Shrek"
Anonymous
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>>5317698 Nice flashback. Beautiful work op.
>Sure, do you have Shrek? Anonymous
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ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe. ID:xCz232sF Tue 28 Jun 2022 19:43:41 No. 5320676 Report Quoted By:
>Sure, do you have Shrek? >Let's practice our roleplay for tomorrow, I want to ace the retarded cousin act.
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>>5317698 lets watch shrek
ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe.
ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe. ID:xCz232sF Tue 28 Jun 2022 20:36:47 No. 5320724 Report "Sure, do you have Shrek?">Well, that's enough roleplay for now. Lie down on the couch and try to get some sleep, since we have to get up extra early tomorrow. >Continue acting like Donkey >Practice acting like Fiona
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>>5320724 >Continue acting like Donkey INVEST IN THE BIT
Anonymous
>>5320724 >Write in >Switch roles "Okay, you be Donkey, and I'll be Shrek now. Remember that you can talk if you want to, you're an enchanted Donkey."
>Continue practicing, beginning with a resumption of the brilliant onion analogy. Try not to cry while delivering the speech. Anonymous
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>>5320724 >Well, that's enough roleplay for now. Lie down on the couch and try to get some sleep, since we have to get up extra early tomorrow. Anonymous
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>>5320724 now lets practice on fiona acting
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>>5320724 Goldwater seems to be forgetting his place. Piss on him THROUGH your pants, then
>>5320849 ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe.
ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe. ID:cYPb8Jgt Fri 01 Jul 2022 09:10:50 No. 5324273 Report Quoted By:
>"Okay, you be Donkey, and I'll be Shrek now. Remember that you can talk if you want to, you're an enchanted Donkey."
ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe.
ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe. ID:cYPb8Jgt Fri 01 Jul 2022 09:48:40 No. 5324301 Report Taking the hint that Dr. Goldwater isn't so fond of his role, you tell him, "Okay, you be Donkey, and I'll be Shrek now. Remember that you can talk if you want to, you're an enchanted Donkey." You deftly pull yourself back into the wheelchair and turn to face him.>Follow him >Put on Shrek 2 >Pee in the Mtn Dew bottle to make sure you have some saved for tomorrow
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>>5324301 >Pee in the Mtn Dew bottle to make sure you have some saved for tomorrow Anonymous
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>>5324301 >try to piss out the window again >put on Shrek 2 Anonymous
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>>5324301 >Put on Shrek 2 >Pee in the Mtn Dew bottle to make sure you have some saved for tomorrow Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5324301 follow him. maybe he'll get lost and won't find the door to go out
Anonymous
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>>5324301 >>Follow him >>Put on Shrek 2 >>Pee in the Mtn Dew bottle to make sure you have some saved for tomorrow I vote for the trifecta
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ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe. ID:CrMKkOaE Mon 11 Jul 2022 03:31:14 No. 5335257 Report Quoted By:
I'm thinking I should wrap up this quest soon. I had some IRL stuff come up in the past week but the main reason for my slowness to update is simple writer's block. I'm just running out of ideas. That said, I'm sure you guys will be glad I didn't rush this one.>Put on Shrek 2
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ThePeePeePooPooMan !ZuqU8oDAe. ID:CrMKkOaE Mon 11 Jul 2022 05:13:29 No. 5335310 Report Glad to have the couch to yourself, you decide to watch Shrek 2. You giddily select it from the Netflix screen and admire the screen with anticipation. However, some time into the movies you begin to remember why you haven't watched it in so long. Shrek 2 retains very little of the original's charm. The plot is simplistic and unoriginal, the jokes are sparse and mostly pop culture references, the musical numbers are nowhere near as memorable, the whole thing smells of "we just made this because we knew people would pay to see it". Boredom accumulates upon your consciousness until you fall asleep.>Ask Dr. Goldwater to bring you to the bathroom and help you pee >Try to hold it until you're through security >Pee in your pants
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>>5335310 >Try to hold it until you're through security Save it
for the airplane Anonymous
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>>5335310 >Try to hold it until you're through security Save the pee blast for when we hijack the plane bin laden style.
Also OP, if your having writer block that bad your should definitely take a break from writing and finish up the quest for now. Save your best ideas for the next thread if you do so choose. Anonymous
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>>5335310 >Try to hold it until you're through security 9/11 2.0 Here we come!
