They say the Adeptus Custodes are the greatest of the Emperor’s creations. That their combat, cognitive and artistic skills are second to none. Fortunately, all the gene-crafted eyeballs in the universe can’t see through a good coat of purple-and-yellow paint.
You are an Ork Boy who’s been mistaken for a Solar Watch Custodes after you looted the corpse of a human dressed like a shiny banana during the War of the Beast. Lately, there’s been a lot of discussion around choosing a new “Kaptain-General,” which from what you can tell, is the warboss of this humie warband. This is your chance to rise through the ranks using violence, just what you do best.

But first, you need a name like all your colleagues. What are your titles? (Write in)

Inventory:
Banana armor (Very tough)
Shootah stabbah (Guardian spear)
Cool choppah (Misericordia)
Big melty bomb (Is it ticking?)