You spread your cheeks, but not for any nefarious purposes the orc is thinking of. It is fortunate that you always carry a set of thief tools in your ass at all times, just in case of emergencies like these.
After carefully extracting the tools from the deepest inners of your butthole, you reveal to your inmate a set of 4 smokebombs on a string, each slightly smaller than the last, followed by a candlewax sealed leather pouch of five lockpicks. The orc raises his unibrow with surprise. "Dayum, son. Yo ass be more used than Barenziah's."
"What say you and I bust outta here?" you say, brandishing the picks and gesturing towards the cell's lock. "I've got the heist of a lifetime in the works. And I don't know about you, but I'd rather spend the rest of my days with nubile debutaunts of exotic origin on an island somewhere that I own, rather than rotting like a forgotten melon in here."
The big guy grins, revealing several rows of big, white teeth. "You aight, bosmer boy. Let's bail."
You approach the cell's door with your new companion and, after making sure there are no wardens nearby, you deftly pick the lock in a matter of seconds. (You are a thief, so this skill check succeeds automatically)
As you make your way to the upper floors, you hear the voice of a prisoner in one of the locked cells calling for you. It's a High Elf, and he talks to you in their usual arrogant tone. "Hey, you! Where do you think you're going? Are you breaking out of jail? You better unlock my cell too, or I'll call the guards!"
"Keep yo mouth shut, bitch ass altmer" the orc says, glaring at him.
"I am not talking to you, disgusting creature!"
"Disgustan' creature? We wuz elves n shiet, so show some damn respect!"
"Hissss..." Yet another voice reaches you from another cell. This one is an argonian. "Do not forget to release this one as well, warm bloods, or, uh... or the Night Mother will claim your souls. Yes, she totally will! Lick-Deez-Nuts is an initiate of the Dark Brotherhood, and he will use all his connections to take revenge on you if you don't help him! This one swears!"
>Free the high elf
>Free the argonian
>Free them both
>Free neither scumbag and continue towards the upper floors
