You’re <span class="mu-s">STANLEY PARBLE</span>: a girl with a weird name and an even weirder tale: after a <span class="mu-r">CENTURIES-OLD LICH</span> woke up during your graveyard shift at the <span class="mu-g">GOOD BOY DOGGIE BONE</span> factory, your simple life of janitorial work became a bit more… Complicated.

Sure, you became pals with your now-sentient skeleton (you named him <span class="mu-g">LY</span>) AND gained some nifty <span class="mu-b">SUPER POWERS</span> from eating <span class="mu-b">MAGICAL BONE MARROW</span>, but that doesn’t change the fact that your hometown of <span class="mu-g">CLEARWATER, CALIFORNIA</span> is overrun by <span class="mu-r">HOMICIDAL SKELETONS!</span> Even worse, the guy in charge is dead-set on taking over the rest of the world while he’s at it! <span class="mu-s">Not cool!</span>


After several days of fighting for your life and shamelessly looting your hometown with some jerks you just met, the finish line is in sight! Only problem is that it's underwater. <span class="mu-i">Deep</span>.

Having split your gang of misfits into several groups: one headed to the <span class="mu-g">MUSEUM,</span> the other to the <span class="mu-g">UNIVERSITY,</span> you once again found yourself by the seashore trying to find a way to reach the lost city of <span class="mu-g">ATLANTIS--</span> the current haunt of the final <span class="mu-r">LIEUTENANT</span> on your hit list: <span class="mu-r">THE SEA WITCH.</span> According to your pals, mashing her into powder will give you the last bit of strength needed to go toe-to-boney toe with <span class="mu-r">TIM</span>... and maybe even fix this whole mess in the process!

Your search, as per usual, was anything but uneventful. Stumbling into a den of misplaced <span class="mu-r">SKELETON PIRATES</span> and the brother of one of your first bone-rattling opponents, you took advantage of the unexpected meeting and commandeered his yacht--he ain't gonna be needing it where you sent him! Getting the boat was only the start of a rough voyage, however. Though the seas were rife with <span class="mu-r">BLOODTHIRSTY MERMAIDS, SEA DEMONS, ANCIENT ATLANTEAN DEFENSES, AND A SUBMARINE JAM-PACKED WITH COMMIE SKELETONS,</span> you and your team pulled through thanks to quick-thinking, grit, and a whole lotta' elbow grease!

With the path to <span class="mu-g">ATLANTIS</span>, revealed by a few surprisingly-advanced Atlantean artifacts to be some kind of <span class="mu-r">LAB</span>, now as open as it's ever gonna be, you and the rest of your team prepare for what could potentially be your most dangerous operation yet...

Huddled together on a boat full of holes and slathered in mermaid guts, THIS is where your story continues...

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>CONTD.