>>5309669>>5309756Don't overthink it, we all know (and most of us knew beforehand) this quest would be an abortion. Actually, an abortion might be preferable to this disgusting little bloody stump of a wriggling cut-up tranny cock.
This quest IS gay chimpanzee fetuses dipped in molten dog shit, then put on sale at a Zimbabwean flea market.
This quest IS a finger that gets detached from the hand and put on ice so it can be reattached but it took too long, and the finger is necrotized now and the surgeon doesn't know what to do with it, so he just shoves it up your ass and stitches up your butthole because he fucking hates you and he fucking hates his job.
This quest IS more embarrassing than getting shit on by a pigeon, spit on by a camel, and getting purple nurpled and pants'ed by your middle school bully - as an adult, in public - all at once.
I'm a pathetic little faggot loser for reading every post, and so are we all. But nothing compares to OP's genital crab-infested slut mother, who must have had strange men come in and rape her child and hit it in the back of the head with a cinderblock for $5 a pop until it was retarded. Because how else could you navigate here but still fuck up a quest this royally? You'd have to have the intelligence of an autistic salamander with it's tail cut off.
I'm going to a Catholic priest so he can cleanse my spirit or rape me, just anything to get my mind off of this event, which shall here forth be known as Chernobyl part 2.
