>>5307528like a retard remembering how you roll on /qst/ (there is no space after the roll) you jump to work!
First, you swat one of the files smashing its bloody body on the far wall, you go after the other but it narrowly escapes cursing you for killing its one true love.
Second, you grab your shirt . It smells funky, it might be all the cheese sauce you spilt on yourself last night or that tube of glowing green ooze you found cracked open.
You throw your dirty shirt into the washing basket.
next, you try to clean the windows. There is a red stain on the outside, but you can not figure out how to open the window
and finally, pick up a broom and sweep up all the mess leaving it in a small pile in the corner of the room.
Standing proud you pull on your jeans. They are a little dirty too, but at least you are no longer naked.
>acquired jeans with 2 full pockets! when emptied your pockets can be used to carry stuff. Each pocket can have one (1) thing in it.
You run off to take a shower, but <span class="mu-s">OHNO! </span> there is no towel. The funk of your body odour is like that of a three-day super smash melee event. Combined with the smell of your jeans it's almost like you are going to pass out!
What do?
>Take a shower anyway.>write in 
