> No, not yet.
> Why?
> Ask him how he knows
> Rapidly eat the chocolate and throw the liquid on the men, then run!
You munch on the warm, slightly melted chocolate.
Ahenobarbus: "Well I haven't joined them yet, How'd ye know?"
???: "Let's just say a friend of a friend told me"
Ahenobarbus: "Why do ye want to know?"
???: "We've got a shipment of stuff that may or may not run by you, so we'd love it if ye made sure it went through extra quick. I'm Bennet Dunwoody by the way, biggest cloth merchant in Cerapentis"
He goes on to explain that he wants you to "streamline" his merchandise in case it ever falls under your jurisdiction. You consider informing him that you are not an inspector, as he has been lead to believe, but in fact have actually applied as a bottom level grunt who'll be spending the first few months of his job repairing the Bureau's transmitters in some remote outpost.
Instead you fling the vial into the ceiling dash away. The liquid splashes all over where you were sitting. You turn and it seems the three weirdos got away, but the old man snoring next to you gets doused in it.
You get the feeling that the vial contained much more liquid then it was physically capable of.