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sentence quest - alter the story 1 sentence at a time

Anonymous ID:fiT/iCcn Mon 27 Jun 2022 02:24:55 No.5318693 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>5318782

you are just a person on a blue planet.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hJMADsbh Mon 27 Jun 2022 02:31:36 No.5318697 Report

Quoted By: >>5318700

You are in a middle of a battlefield in a war in eastern Europe called "Ukrainian War".

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Luv/KSXo Mon 27 Jun 2022 02:32:55 No.5318700 Report

Quoted By: >>5318715

>>5318697

The leader is a man in a grizzly bear thong.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BAyd2aBA Mon 27 Jun 2022 02:47:21 No.5318715 Report

Quoted By: >>5318753

>>5318700
You find his attire slightly arousing, but have no time to explore this feeling as something extraordinary happens!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uPr6WwiA Mon 27 Jun 2022 03:19:26 No.5318753 Report

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>>5318715
A shell drops mere centimeters from your feet, you brace for impact...

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hJMADsbh Mon 27 Jun 2022 03:32:28 No.5318782 Report

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>>5318693
There you can see the NATO-MechaXenomorph trample through, destroying Russian tanks in its vicinity.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FUK/nLdq Mon 27 Jun 2022 03:33:35 No.5318784 Report

Quoted By: >>5318799

you get on /qst/ and make another thread, but good this time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w9NtErOk Mon 27 Jun 2022 03:34:56 No.5318786 Report

Quoted By: >>5318799

this but ironically

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uPr6WwiA Mon 27 Jun 2022 03:41:15 No.5318799 Report

Quoted By: >>5318921

You cum in the mouths of two nincompoops, >>5318784 and >>5318786, they love it and ask for more!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:r1QImEDh Mon 27 Jun 2022 05:31:08 No.5318921 Report

Quoted By: >>5318935

>>5318799
The ritual of enjoyed cum feasting triggers a ritual that curses the NaTO-MechaXenomorph.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8LGwmbet Mon 27 Jun 2022 05:50:54 No.5318935 Report

Quoted By: >>5318996

>>5318921
It grows thirsty for cum and starts taking it out on soldiers indesciminately, better watch out

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9zhapcrI Mon 27 Jun 2022 07:41:18 No.5318996 Report

Quoted By:

>>5318935
We become cum.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Luv/KSXo Mon 27 Jun 2022 21:27:32 No.5319622 Report

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The end.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Rk/O4gaN Tue 28 Jun 2022 07:09:38 No.5320185 Report

Quoted By: >>5326097

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wBDKdGnz Sun 03 Jul 2022 01:03:33 No.5326097 Report

Quoted By: >>5326153

>>5320185
Or so you think, instead you awake in the true story taking place in Buffalo, NY.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A7CkfI2X Sun 03 Jul 2022 01:43:26 No.5326153 Report

Quoted By: >>5327984

>>5326097
Sitting in the only recliner you've ever owned with a freshly-uncapped beer in one hand and a yo-yo clasped in the other, your relaxation time is abruptly cut short by a firm series of knocks at the door!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5RwZFV15 Mon 04 Jul 2022 16:28:28 No.5327984 Report

Quoted By: >>5327991

>>5326153
"Knock, knock, open up, it's goth girl riding a tractor!"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A7CkfI2X Mon 04 Jul 2022 16:37:47 No.5327991 Report

Quoted By: >>5328011

>>5327984
Intrigued as to how a goth girl, much less anyone, could manage to maneuver agricultural equipment outside your home, you respond with a wary 'just a minute!' before cautiously creeping towards the door...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5RwZFV15 Mon 04 Jul 2022 17:00:35 No.5328011 Report

Quoted By: >>5333783

>>5327991
It's too late though, the woman knocks down your wall with a multi-ton John Deere!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b35vKI6V Sun 10 Jul 2022 00:04:06 No.5333783 Report

Quoted By: >>5335023

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>5328011
You roll to see whether you're crushed by the wall.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LxkyaaFI Sun 10 Jul 2022 22:10:32 No.5335023 Report

Quoted By: >>5335030

Rolled 18 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>5333783
The wall spills over into your house, encapsulating you in rubble.

(Rolling to escape. 1-10 = death by burial, 11+ = survival and hot, hot sex with goth tractor girl, +2 bonus from beer strength, but the next 3 rolls have a -2 bonus)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PgE0JbLE Sun 10 Jul 2022 22:17:16 No.5335030 Report

Quoted By: >>5335053

>>5335023
"I'm your Government Issued Big Tractor Driving Goth GF" she says, "And there's a field that needs a whole lot of plowing!"

One Sentence Man (WanSenMan)

One Sentence Man (WanSenMan) ID:LxkyaaFI Sun 10 Jul 2022 22:47:16 No.5335053 Report

Quoted By: >>5338428

Rolled 18 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>5335030
"Oh boy," you eagerly respond - but can you get your dick to work while you're on your 5th glass bottleneck of Heineken and second hour of yo-yoing.

(Need a 15± to succeed in seduction and boner growth. 6 or less and she fucking castrates you with the tractor. 7-14 and tractor goth will NOT suck your peepee but your genitalia remain intact. -2 bonus from beer.)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w8nBOHDM Thu 14 Jul 2022 06:00:54 No.5338428 Report

Quoted By:

>>5335053
Fuck year sexy time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5RwZFV15 Thu 14 Jul 2022 23:55:55 No.5339185 Report

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You have fucked the tractor goth, now what do you do?

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