OH SHIT KNIGGA(s) it's an adventure about being knights n shit.
4 knights are sent on a glorious quest to bring home the holy grail! Control a knight by just putting "[x] Knight [whatever]" into your name field so we'd know which team you're on.
Example: Scythe Knight herpaderp -> Controls Gustaf the Scythe Knight
Having taken back the Holy Grail from vile cultists, the knights had no time to celebrate! As The Lilly Knight, Twinkle, has absconded with said grail! It's Knight against Knight now as each one of them fight for control of the grail!
previous threds:
https://www.mediafire.com/file/z5102dlwm24jfou/Knights_Quest.zip/file
Weeb Knight
Rolled 16 (1d100) >>5334602 Throwing out the Perfect Cast.
Lily Knight
>>5334602 Where are we now
Weeb Knight
>>5334618 You're about to get plot-hooked.
Literally. The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain ID:TVk3bA80 Sun 10 Jul 2022 16:09:59 No. 5334624 Report >>5334602 Ponder the situation
Weeb 3
>>5334602 nana korobi ya oki...
>>5334618 nothing personnel, フェモイド
Anonymous
>>5334618 >>5334613 >>5334622 >>5334635 >>5334624 This is the general position of the knights in Tower City right now.
Currently, The Lilly Knight is still on the run, while the weeb has apparently managed to perform a secret technique that will help somehow
Also the Scythe Knight sent a message to somewhere via pigeon mail, kinda sus
Lily Knight
>>5334640 Search for a shortcut
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain ID:TVk3bA80 Sun 10 Jul 2022 16:29:28 No. 5334645 Report >>5334640 We can't beat the lesbian in a foot race, so grab the nearest horse
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5334640 Weeb throws the hook at the fleeing lesbo.
Ricochet it off the mob's horse for hyper speed.
Anonymous
Rolled 14, 23 = 37 (2d100) >>5334643 Roll 1d100 to look for a shortcut against my first roll
>>5334645 Roll 1d100 to look for a horse, against my second roll
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain ID:TVk3bA80 Sun 10 Jul 2022 16:33:49 No. 5334649 Report Rolled 88 (1d100) >>5334648 horse time
Weeb 3
>>5334648 you forgot orkuzashi you circular ricedigger
Anonymous
>>5334649 >>5334650 Forgetting is a myth
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain ID:TVk3bA80 Sun 10 Jul 2022 16:43:00 No. 5334661 Report >>5334659 Ah yes the horse horse, twice as much horse as a single horse.
Mount the horse horse and chase after afk Lily
Lily Knight
Rolled 26 (1d100) >>5334648 >>5334659 Hmmmm
Weeb 3
Anonymous
>>5334661 >>5334662 >>5334665 Ah hah! Twinkle has found a shortcut! Cutting through this back alley should reduce the time she needs to descend Tower City an--huh, feels like something's tugging at her clothes
Lily Knight
Weeb 3
>>5334673 PULL HER IN
PULL HER IN
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5334673 Observe the Perfect Cast
Anonymous
>>5334675 >>5334679 The Lilly Knight is being reeled!
Roll 1d100 against eachother
Weeb 3
Rolled 100 (1d100) >>5334682 Lily Knight
Rolled 34 + 10 (1d100 + 10) >>5334682 PULL IT OUT PULL IT OUT
Anonymous
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Lily Knight
>>5334685 >natural 100 the forces of weeb misogyny have won
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5334686 >>5334690 You get what you fucking deserve
>>5334688 Restrain the female
Anonymous
>>5334685 >>5334686 Harnessing the powers of weebshit, ancient fighting techniques and misogyny, the weeb manages to somehow pull Twinkle all the way back up to where the knights are
Lily Knight
Rolled 86 (1d100) >>5334693 HOLD ONTO THE GRAIL BEFORE WEEB'S STUPID ACTION MAKES IT FLY OUT OF OUR HANDS
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5334693 Aid the Weeb in restraining the raging lesbian and securing the Grail.
Weeb 3
>>5334693 Weeb restrains the wild hoe with Gustaf
Anonymous
>>5334696 >>5334698 >>5334700 loud hissing
Roll 1d100 against eachother
+10 Bonus for the Lilly Knight
+8 For the weeb Knight
and an 8+5 = 13 for the Scythe Knight
Lily Knight
Quoted By:
Rolled 75 (1d100) >>5334711 HISSSSSSSSSSSS
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
Rolled 56 + 13 (1d100 + 13) >>5334711 Get 'er done!
Weeb 3
Rolled 99 + 8 (1d100 + 8) >>5334711 GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND AND PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE EM
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5334718 How does he do it?
Anonymous
Mob Knight Cain
Quoted By:
Rolled 48 (1d100) Mob roll
Anonymous
>>5334718 OH SHIT THE GRAIL
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Lily Knight
Quoted By:
Rolled 70 (1d100) >>5334733 YOU IDIOTS CATACH IT BEFORE IT LANDS IN A LIQUID
Mob Knight Cain
Rolled 26 (1d100) >>5334733 Mobbed this grail real quick
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5334733 Thank god Gustaf stays vigilant and the Mob are on the horse
>Continue restraining Twinkle so the history doesn't repeat itself Anonymous
Rolled 13 (1d100) >>5334736 >>5334740 OOOOH SHITTTTT
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 69 + 5 (1d100 + 5) >>5334746 If I could only reach harder!
Lily Knight
>>5334746 So while you're holding me, Weeb, just to let you know that you won't be getting weeb powers from the grail if either of them take the grail.
Weeb 3
Weeb 3
Anonymous
Lily Knight
Quoted By:
>>5334772 Good, at least it's not in the hands of the WEEB.
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5334772 Cover up the Grail again before it's corrupting influence can gain hold over someone else.
Weebusy orknight
Quoted By:
>>5334772 Open trap door snag the grail cartoon shenanigans style
Anonymous
Weeb 3
>>5334784 Weeb opens trap door, throws Twinkle inside and keeps his alter-ego in check
Weebusy orknight
>>5334784 Dang, welp let's get it back to our respective king
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5334784 Make sure Twinkle is secured neatly inside the Trap Door.
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5334787 You're not wrong
Anonymous
Lily Knight
>>5334784 Secretly sneak away
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
Put
>>5334793 in
>>5334792 .
OP boutta get smothered by lesbian ass.
Weebusy orknight
>>5334792 The one behind you
Anonymous
>>5334797 Take your meds, weeb, you're hallucinating
Weebusy orknight
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5334792 Secure the Grail to our belt with some rope.
Weeb 3
>>5334800 GOTTA GET A GRIP
>Grab OP Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5334803 Don't forget to tie the hoe to a lantern
Lily Knight
Rolled 70 (1d100) >>5334800 >>5334793 what is this foreboding feeling that we're not finished with the plot yet
Anonymous
>>5334802 >>5334804 Of course. Your king gave these to you. Gotta focus. Gotta get a grip, weeb.
>>5334803 The grail is now tied to Gustaf's belt. Hopefully this does not lead to pants-based shenanigans
>>5334807 Also the Lily knight is trying to sneak away.
Everyone roll 1d100
+10 Speed bonus for Twinkle
+6 Will(Perception) for the Weeb
7+5 = 12 for the Scythe Knight
+10 for the Mob
Lily Knight
Rolled 48 (1d100) >>5334811 And by sneak away I mean hide before the plot comes to us like a wave
Weeb 3
Rolled 53 (1d100) >>5334811 Unsure if he can trust the voices in his head, Weeb grabs Twinkle and feeds her the meds. Just to be safe.
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 84 + 12 (1d100 + 12) >>5334811 Hmm.
Weeb 3
Weebusy orknight
Quoted By:
Rolled 9 (1d100) >>5334811 The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain ID:TVk3bA80 Sun 10 Jul 2022 18:22:53 No. 5334827 Report Rolled 82 + 10 (1d100 + 10) >>5334811 I use the mob look at stuff technique
Anonymous
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5334833 >>5334820 Now, while I've got her! Weeb, force-feed her the medication!
Lily Knight
Weeb 3
>>5334833 Feed Twinkle the strange pill for science
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain ID:TVk3bA80 Sun 10 Jul 2022 18:27:48 No. 5334841 Report >>5334835 >>5334838 Good idea. Winners don't do drugs, so if we give Twinkle the drugs she can't win
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5334841 An excellent deduction, Brother Cain! We shall defeat Twinkle the Lesbo with the knowledge of After-School Specials!
Weebusy orknight
Anonymous
>>5334844 Mayhaps Twinkle would like to roll 1d100 to attempt an escape
Lily Knight
Rolled 74 (1d100) >>5334848 UHHH
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 26 + 5 (1d100 + 5) >>5334848 No, no she wouldn't. She needs this medication. It's for her own good.
Weeb 3
Rolled 89 (1d100) >>5334848 Anonymous
Lily Knight
>>5334858 I CAN SEE...EVERYTHING...
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5334850 Watch out, she can see the grail.
Anonymous
>>5334859 "Well that's good. How are you feeling today?"
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain ID:TVk3bA80 Sun 10 Jul 2022 18:55:06 No. 5334877 Report Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5334875 Was this quest taking place entirely inside Twinkle's mind?
Anonymous
>>5334879 You will never know......at least until next time when thread continues. Cuz it's late and I gotta sleep.
See you all next time on Hospital Quest
updates be here:
https://twitter.com/notapaladin Lily Knight
Quoted By:
>>5334875 >>5334879 >>5334877 the knioght timeline was an illusion all along
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5334882 gn OP
thanks for bread
Anonymous
>>5334882 >inb4 OP doubles down on hospital quest and twinkle being a schizo no fucking way
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain
The Mob Knight Name is Mob Knight Cain ID:TVk3bA80 Sun 10 Jul 2022 20:13:59 No. 5334931 Report >>5334928 What if every quest OP has made is just in Twinkles brain?
What if OP is Twinkle? It explains why she is so gay Anonymous
>>5334931 also what if the mob knights are just regular dudes or nurses that are just alcoholics?
I honestly think we might be done with the main plot of knight quest
Weebus
>>5334882 Heeyyyyy...that's not a medic knight! What kind of run down joint are they running here?
Also dammit I'm late again!
Weeb 3
>>5334931 >>5334934 That german schrink is what I imagine Oppenheimer would look like without the helmet.
>>5334939 Don't worry, I carried this session.
With OP's special dice. Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5334946 >>5334934 It all makes sense now. Twinkle has been confined to Knight-Saint Lilly's Home for the Mentally Deranged this whole time. Gustaf is the shrink, the Mob are nurses and Orkuzashi is another one of the nutcases locked in here with Twinkle. OP's lore is deep like the Mariana Trench.
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5334983 Weeb is the shady drug supplier.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5342072 We must all mourn for nameless anon
Anonymous
(Lily Knight?)
>>5342075 OH SHIT A SKELETON GO BACK TO MENTAL HOSPITAL
Anonymous
>>5342077 You're going to the bone zone, jimbo
(Lily Knight?)
>>5342081 NO LOLISNIFFER FORGIVE ME THEY TOLD ME IT WAS-
Anonymous
>>5342082 Twinkle wakes up from the skeleton-based nightmare
(Lily Knight?)
>>5342083 whuzzat where's the grail where's everyone
Nurse Abel
Quoted By:
>>5342083 Start drinking in the background
Anonymous
Nurse Abel
>>5342088 Lolisniffer???
wait where are
is this fucking skeleton island
(Lily Knight?)
>>5342088 Hope this is a dream or a script mix-up with some skeleton quest sequel (name pending)
Anonymous
>>5342093 >>5342094 "Hm? Is something wrong?"
Nurse Abel
>>5342097 YO LOOK AROUND THE ROOM LILY KNIGHT
(Lily Knight?)
>>5342097 N-no, just uh, groggy from waking up
>>5342084 Anonymous
>>5342099 >>5342100 "The grail? That's a new one. Tell me about this "grail", if you don't mind"
(Lily Knight?)
>>5342107 Wait, where the fuck is this, and why is this nurse chugging beer
Nurse Abel
>>5342107 >>5342109 hey alcohol's allowed in a hospital
Anonymous
Nurse Abel
>>5342113 uhhh...
quickly stash the flask in our pocket and start playing that knight game on our phone
(Lily Knight?)
>>5342113 Wait now I remember, your four bozos grabbed me and forcefed me that experimental drug that weeb guy happened to have!
Anonymous
>>5342114 "Control yourself, nurse. I swea--
>>5342117 -- Excuse me, what?"
Nurse Abel
>>5342119 Oh, she's talking about that anime shirt wearing nutso next door Doc.
(Lily Knight?)
>>5342119 All I remember is an argument and then something about knights and quest...how long has it been
Anonymous
>>5342121 "Oh. That guy"
"I DEMAND MY ANIMES. SUBS > DUBS. WHERE ARE THE FAIR MAIDENS. I NEED THEM TO JOIN MY DISCORD SERVER"
Nurse Abel
(Lily Knight?)
Anonymous
>>5342127 "You've been asleep for a few days. Can you tell me what you remember?"
(Lily Knight?)
>>5342130 proceed to recap the quest
Nurse Abel
>>5342130 She was talking about this grail thing in her sleep. Almost obsessed with it.
>>5342133 it's just like this videogame I was playing...
Anonymous
>>5342133 >>5342134 "Hmmm....right....right...a City that's a tower?...I see....You were seeking this grail?....Cultists?.....A muscular super powered ass?.....You were planning to yoink the grail the whole time?.....Interesting...."
(Lily Knight?)
>>5342139 Also the other knights had your names
Nurse Abel
>>5342139 >>5342142 Raise an eyebrow to that
Anonymous
>>5342142 >>5342143 The nurse is intrigued. He wonders if he was at least a cool knight
(Lily Knight?)
>>5342145 He liked beer. Like his brother.
Nurse Abel
>>5342145 >>5342146 How the hell do you know my brother? He's not even a nurse
(Lily Knight?)
Anonymous
>>5342148 >>5342147 It seems Nurse Abel has alcohol-induced amnesia.
He may or may not be admitted into the hospital too soon enough
Nurse Abel
>>5342155 Slap ourself awake
Anonymous
(Lily Knight?)
>>5342157 uh what about gustav
Nurse Abel
>>5342157 >>5342158 Seems our Gustav player isn't here...
Weeb 3
>>5342125 Oh god oh no oh fuckohhellnaw
Can I reroll my character?
Anonymous
>>5342158 >>5342159 He's in a better place now
Nurse Abel
>>5342160 bro you can't reroll in real life
>>5342161 GOD DAMN IT THE WEEB IS LOOSE
(Lily Knight?)
>>5342161 Wait then who the fuck is the doctor
Anonymous
>>5342164 I mean the player
Nurse Abel
Quoted By:
>>5342168 pour one for our missing gustav player
(Lily Knight?)
>>5342168 I know the player is missing but why is the doctor an npc
Weeb 3
>>5342162 This isn't real life cause Cain and Abel have a job and the fat pig you call "Weeb" isn't in his parent's basement fucking a cumstained Twinklepillow. We're in matrix.
>>5342168 I'm sure he's with us spiritually.
(Lily Knight?)
>>5342171 >the fat pig you call "Weeb" isn't in his parent's basement fucking a cumstained Twinklepillo meanwhile back in the knight timeline, everyone stares at Weeb Knight like they regret ever associating with him
Anonymous
>>5342170 You're right.
Everyone. Twinkle the mental patient is the only PC now.
Everyone else will be NPCs
Nurse Abel
>>5342173 hey wait a minute this is a multiplayer quest, OP
(Lily Knight?)
Quoted By:
>>5342173 clearly that means prewritten lines
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5342172 Sounds like someone wants to be bodyslammed in the hospital bed.
>>5342173 Weeb fights mental friction that tells him to obey and attempts to get out of bed with malicious intent.
Anonymous
>>5342174 And now you're all the voices inside her head
Nurse Abel
>>5342179 YO TWINKLE
ESCAPE THE ROOM
(Lily Knight?)
Weeb 3
Anonymous
>>5342181 >>5342182 The doctor and nurse don't like that look you're givin' em
Nurse Abel
>>5342187 BURST OUT OF THE ROOM
ESCAPE THE HOSPITAL
GET THE GRAIL
(Lily Knight?)
Anonymous
Rolled 9 (1d100) >>5342189 >>5342192 Roll for it
(Lily Knight?)
Rolled 84 (1d100) >>5342205 Nurse Abel
(Lily Knight?)
Anonymous
>>5342209 "FUCK! SHE GOT LOOSE!"
"ALERT THE STAFF"
You have managed to slip past the doctor and nurse, you are now in the hallway
(Lily Knight?)
>>5342224 Meanwhile everyone left
Anonymous
>>5342372 Everyone was banished into the shadowrealm. Including OP
(Lily Knight?)
>>5342375 escape from the shadow realm
The Nurse Name is Nurse Cain
The Nurse Name is Nurse Cain ID:TVk3bA80 Sun 17 Jul 2022 14:27:36 No. 5342403 Report Quoted By:
>>5342375 Main characters don't go to the shadow realm
Anonymous
Rolled 36 (1d100) >>5342397 (Lily Knight?)
Rolled 29 (1d100) >>5342408 Anonymous
>>5342419 Oh shit it's another nurse
(Lily Knight?)
>>5342424 does he look like the previous one
Anonymous
>>5342428 Well you can't really tell from behind
(Lily Knight?)
>>5342435 Does he carry alcohol in a bottle?
The Nurse Name is Nurse Cain
The Nurse Name is Nurse Cain ID:TVk3bA80 Sun 17 Jul 2022 14:52:59 No. 5342443 Report >>5342435 Sneak past
Also do we have any idea where we the exit is?
Anonymous
Rolled 77 (1d100) >>5342441 >>5342443 Roll 1d100
(Lily Knight?)
Rolled 15 (1d100) >>5342453 The Nurse Name is Nurse Cain
The Nurse Name is Nurse Cain ID:TVk3bA80 Sun 17 Jul 2022 14:57:10 No. 5342459 Report Rolled 16 (1d100) >>5342453 The Nurse Name is Nurse Cain
The Nurse Name is Nurse Cain ID:TVk3bA80 Sun 17 Jul 2022 14:58:20 No. 5342461 Report >>5342457 >>5342459 We make a good team
(Lily Knight?)
Quoted By:
>>5342461 Yes we do, drunk voice in my head
Doctor Gustaf Oppenheimer
Doctor Gustaf Oppenheimer ID:RCzxszSq Sun 17 Jul 2022 15:01:55 No. 5342466 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 50 + 5 (1d100 + 5) >>5342453 Ah, there she is. Miss, you must return to the ward at once.
Anonymous
Rolled 22 (1d100) >>5342459 >>5342457 Now where did that water cooler come from. THE NURSES ARE COMING DUE TO THE NOISE, ROLL 1d100
(Lily Knight?)
Rolled 87 (1d100) >>5342468 Pretend to be a staff member...or maybe youare...who knows
The Nurse Name is Nurse Cain
The Nurse Name is Nurse Cain ID:TVk3bA80 Sun 17 Jul 2022 15:14:55 No. 5342473 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 20 (1d100) >>5342468 Anonymous
>>5342469 "Quick! She went thatta way!" you yelled
"Thanks!" answered the other nurses
(Lily Knight?)
>>5342488 Check your objectives
Anonymous
Doctor Gustaf Oppenheimer
Doctor Gustaf Oppenheimer ID:RCzxszSq Sun 17 Jul 2022 15:33:34 No. 5342504 Report >>5342488 Go back to the ward you were in. Maybe you are insane considering all the voices in your head screaming at you all the time. It's probably best to remain and let the good Doctor help you.
(Lily Knight?)
>>5342503 >>5342504 Shut up voice in my head, I have a sneaking suspicion you guys were the cause of it to begin with
Doctor Gustaf Oppenheimer
Doctor Gustaf Oppenheimer ID:RCzxszSq Sun 17 Jul 2022 15:37:23 No. 5342510 Report >>5342507 Shouting at the voices in your head is an unhealthy practice, Lily. You need help.
The Nurse Name is Nurse Cain
The Nurse Name is Nurse Cain ID:TVk3bA80 Sun 17 Jul 2022 15:38:55 No. 5342515 Report >>5342503 >>5342507 No we are your friends.
Also for the escape objective I have an idea. Maybe we should jump out of a window.
Anonymous
The Nurse Name is Nurse Cain
The Nurse Name is Nurse Cain ID:TVk3bA80 Sun 17 Jul 2022 15:42:02 No. 5342518 Report Doctor Gustaf Oppenheimer
Doctor Gustaf Oppenheimer ID:RCzxszSq Sun 17 Jul 2022 15:42:39 No. 5342520 Report >>5342518 >>5342516 Yes, get a grip and return back to the nice hospital bed.
(Lily Knight?)
>>5342516 GOTTA GET A GRIP
The Nurse Name is Nurse Cain
The Nurse Name is Nurse Cain ID:TVk3bA80 Sun 17 Jul 2022 15:49:20 No. 5342528 Report Quoted By:
>>5342520 Shut up square.
We gotta do cool things. Like drink beer and get a friend who wears the same outfit as us and has the same personality
Anonymous
(Lily Knight?)
>>5342540 End up going on a psychedelic trip involving the four other knights as animals
The Nurse Name is Nurse Cain
The Nurse Name is Nurse Cain ID:TVk3bA80 Sun 17 Jul 2022 16:06:47 No. 5342548 Report >>5342540 Search the surrounding area for an exit
Anonymous
Rolled 28 (1d100) >>5342546 >>5342548 Roll 1d100 to find an exit through this miasma of the mind
-20 due to not having a grip
(Lily Knight?)
Quoted By:
Rolled 38 (1d100) >>5342563 The Nurse Name is Nurse Cain
The Nurse Name is Nurse Cain ID:TVk3bA80 Sun 17 Jul 2022 16:14:08 No. 5342565 Report Rolled 70 (1d100) >>5342563 bark
Anonymous
>>5342565 wait, one of the dog mob is pointing somewhere
(Lily Knight?)
Doctor Gustaf Oppenheimer
Doctor Gustaf Oppenheimer ID:RCzxszSq Sun 17 Jul 2022 16:21:51 No. 5342580 Report >>5342577 Go the opposite direction, the Mob Dogs have always had a terrible sense of direction.
The Nurse Name is Nurse Cain
The Nurse Name is Nurse Cain ID:TVk3bA80 Sun 17 Jul 2022 16:22:09 No. 5342581 Report >>5342577 Go though the exit Twinkle
If that is your real name .
That's what all the cool people do
Anonymous
(Lily Knight?)
>>5342589 Let's ask the cat-
"WOMEN ARE ONLY MADE FOR MAKING DINNER"
Let's not
The Nurse Name is Nurse Cain
The Nurse Name is Nurse Cain ID:TVk3bA80 Sun 17 Jul 2022 16:28:11 No. 5342594 Report >>5342589 Hey, you can trust me, I am the representation of friendship and risk taking. The Eagle is probably the representation of something lame, like responsibility or duty.
Doctor Gustaf Oppenheimer
Doctor Gustaf Oppenheimer ID:RCzxszSq Sun 17 Jul 2022 16:32:25 No. 5342604 Report >>5342594 >>5342589 Mark my words, you will regret following the temptation of the dog.
Anonymous
>>5342592 >>5342594 >>5342604 And the Cat is the representation of Rampant Misogyny
The Dog Name is Dog Cain
>>5342606 We don't need the cats opinion, just walk though the exit door where there are absolutely no plot twists
(Lily Knight?)
>>5342606 And Lilly Knight is a representation of your Not-So-Latent Homosexuality
>>5342610 Yes, the door that might actually be a window
Anonymous
>>5342613 >>5342610 Surely there's no plot twists behind thiiiis door
The Dog Name is Dog Cain
(Lily Knight?)
>>5342616 Plot twist happens
Lilly Knight is behind the door Anonymous
Rolled 23 (1d100) >>5342617 >>5342619 In any case, roll 1d100 to open the door
(Lily Knight?)
Quoted By:
Rolled 10 (1d100) >>5342627 The Dog Name is Dog Cain
Rolled 85 (1d100) >>5342627 bark
Nurse Abel
Rolled 10 (1d100) >>5342627 OPEN THE DOOR GET ON THE FLOOR
EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
Lily Knight? Patient Twinkle
Lily Knight? Patient Twinkle ID:pApqicaW Sun 17 Jul 2022 16:46:57 No. 5342632 Report Quoted By:
>>5342630 >>5342631 Man the dogs are really gungho
Anonymous
>>5342630 And then....
A SKELETON POPPED OUT Nurse Abel
>>5342637 come on OP, that's not the real thing
Lily Knight? Patient Twinkle
Lily Knight? Patient Twinkle ID:pApqicaW Sun 17 Jul 2022 16:50:46 No. 5342639 Report Quoted By:
Doctor Gustaf Oppenheimer
Doctor Gustaf Oppenheimer ID:RCzxszSq Sun 17 Jul 2022 16:51:08 No. 5342640 Report Quoted By:
>>5342637 Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
Urologist Cain
Quoted By:
>>5342637 Holy shit a skeleton
Anonymous
>>5342638 OH MY GOD
2 SKELETONS Lily Knight? Patient Twinkle
Lily Knight? Patient Twinkle ID:pApqicaW Sun 17 Jul 2022 16:52:46 No. 5342644 Report Quoted By:
>>5342643 not lolisniffer though, that would be really scary
Nurse Abel
>>5342643 at least it's not three skeletons
Anonymous
Nurse Abel
>>5342647 get your shit together, twinkle
what's actually through the door?
Lily Knight? Patient Twinkle
Lily Knight? Patient Twinkle ID:pApqicaW Sun 17 Jul 2022 16:57:51 No. 5342653 Report >>5342647 Must be another one of those hallucinations, enter the exit
Anonymous
>>5342651 >>5342653 OH MY GOD....it's the stairs
Nurse Abel
>>5342664 alright, go down the stairs
Doctor Gustaf Oppenheimer
Doctor Gustaf Oppenheimer ID:RCzxszSq Sun 17 Jul 2022 17:07:42 No. 5342669 Report >>5342664 Fall down the stairs.
Lily Knight? Patient Twinkle
Lily Knight? Patient Twinkle ID:pApqicaW Sun 17 Jul 2022 17:08:49 No. 5342671 Report >>5342664 Descend downards as the eagle and dogs argue while the cat tries to goad you into throwing yourself down
Lily Knight? Patient Twinkle
Lily Knight? Patient Twinkle ID:pApqicaW Sun 17 Jul 2022 17:09:35 No. 5342674 Report Quoted By:
>>5342669 What, now you're with the cat?
Anonymous
Rolled 89 (1d100) >>5342668 >>5342669 >>5342671 Your head keeps on hurting.
Roll 1d100 to descend
Nurse Abel
Rolled 59 (1d100) >>5342681 MOB MOB MOB MOB MOB
Doctor Gustaf Oppenheimer
Doctor Gustaf Oppenheimer ID:RCzxszSq Sun 17 Jul 2022 17:19:16 No. 5342684 Report Rolled 72 + 5 (1d100 + 5) >>5342681 Lets fall!
Lily Knight? Patient Twinkle
Lily Knight? Patient Twinkle ID:pApqicaW Sun 17 Jul 2022 17:20:14 No. 5342685 Report Rolled 35 (1d100) >>5342681 tumble
Lily Knight? Patient Twinkle
Lily Knight? Patient Twinkle ID:pApqicaW Sun 17 Jul 2022 17:20:50 No. 5342687 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
>>5342684 Amazing tumbling skills on display
Lily Knight? Patient Twinkle
Lily Knight? Patient Twinkle ID:pApqicaW Sun 17 Jul 2022 17:28:44 No. 5342694 Report >>5342692 I mean we still have all that agility right
Nurse Abel
>>5342692 really doesn't fit the nimbleness of twinkle
Anonymous
>>5342694 >>5342695 Or perhaps Twinkle the Lilly is the ideal self Twinkle the mental wishes to have. A form that is nimble. Agile. Battle ready. elegant.A lesbian.
Lily Knight? Patient Twinkle
Lily Knight? Patient Twinkle ID:pApqicaW Sun 17 Jul 2022 17:39:48 No. 5342706 Report >>5342703 Well this twinkle is definitely one of these.
Nurse Abel
>>5342703 Probably a lesbian.
Anonymous
Nurse Abel
>>5342714 LETS find that grail
Doctor Gustaf Oppenheimer
Doctor Gustaf Oppenheimer ID:RCzxszSq Sun 17 Jul 2022 17:47:24 No. 5342716 Report >>5342714 The noise alerted the staff to Twinkles location.
Lily Knight? Patient Twinkle
Lily Knight? Patient Twinkle ID:pApqicaW Sun 17 Jul 2022 17:50:09 No. 5342722 Report Anonymous
>>5342715 >>5342716 >>5342722 Better move it, people definitely heard
Nurse Abel
>>5342729 let's find a fancy car
maybe that doctor's?
The Dog Name is Dog Cain
Quoted By:
>>5342729 >>5342730 Crime is the way to go. After all we totally have the abillity to jack a car
Anonymous
The Dog Name is Dog Cain
Nurse Abel
Anonymous
The Dog Name is Dog Cain
>>5342761 Damn thee OP
Take whatever car is unlocked
Nurse Abel
Anonymous
Rolled 75 (1d100) >>5342767 >>5342769 Roll 1d100 to commit crimes
-20 due to not having a grip
The Dog Name is Dog Cain
Rolled 30 (1d100) >>5342772 dang we should get a grip.
If only there was a mental hospital nearby that could help us, ah well Nurse Abel
Rolled 55 (1d100) >>5342772 yeah no fucking way are we committing crimes
Anonymous
Nurse Abel
>>5342795 TIME TO GET ISEKAI'D TWINKLE
Urologist Cain
The Dog Name is Dog Cain
Quoted By:
>>5342795 If we don't have a grip on reality, maybe reality doesn't have a grip on us
PUNCH THE CAR SO HARD IT EXPLODES Anonymous
>>5342796 >>5342798 Twinkle jolts awake(?)
Urologist Cain
>>5342805 Hey, you're awake. You walked right past that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that weeb over there.
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
>>5342805 oh hey our lady knight friend is awake
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Twinkle Twinkle
Quoted By:
I'll take Twinkle cause we don't need 2 Cains
>>5342805 I make sure that everyone is not an animal
Anonymous
Mob Knight Cain
Quoted By:
>>5342825 Yeah so, this whole grail operation, it didn't go over well.
Any plans gang?
Twinkle Twinkle
Anonymous
Twinkle Twinkle
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5342847 Tune in next time for SkeletonQuest
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
Thanks for running.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Mob Knight Abel
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5345100 Friday on my end.
Which is like 2 days from now
Anonymous
>>5345078 >>5345098 But like we're all dead tho
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5345119 yes we are all dead, only you are alive
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>4 hours till first delay
Anonymous
Passerby Mob Knight
Quoted By:
okay, what did I miss
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5347997 Have we become Skellingtons?
Passerby Mob Knight
>>5347997 Is RRP 2 out yet?
what about SRP 4?
Anonymous
>>5348003 Roll 1Dskeleton to see if you are skeletons
>>5348004 Skeleton Role PLaying 4
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 24 (1d206) >>5348008 I don't think skeleton has a mathematical equivalent, so I will just roll 1d-amount of bones in the human skeleton.
Passerby Mob Knight
Rolled 152 (1d206) >>5348008 there are 206 bones inside us, so rollan
>Skeleton Role PLaying 4 Don't you hate when everyhing uses same acronym?
Can't wait for new AC game.
Weebus
Rolled 26 (1d206) >>5348008 Rattle my bones
Anonymous
Passerby Mob Knight
Quoted By:
>>5348018 true spookiness is SRP4 budget
Weebus
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5348018 Twinkle has awoken from her Schizo-Hospital episode to the Knights having been captured by some unknown entity.
Anonymous
>>5348022 Hospital? Captured? Horse thief? What are you talking about? Nothing of the sort happened. Surely. You are all still in Tower City after managing to grab the grail.
Don't mind the timer
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5348025 Ponder the existence of the timer.
Weebus
Mack the Scythe
>>5348025 >>5348028 Ponder the timer while leisurely leading the rest of the knights out of the city
Twinkle's Meds
>>5348025 The tower is the hospital, we need to go back to the inn and relax
Anonymous
>>5348039 >>5348029 In any case, it's probably best to skedaddle
>>5348030 >>5348028 Yes. This timer. Could it be
how much time Twinkle has left before she dies for real and this entire reality is erased . Or perhaps it's
how long until the forces from your order arrives. Who knows
Weebus
>>5348044 Alright, lets skiddadle then, who holds the grail again?
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5348044 Put my tanto through the timer to pin white bar in place
Twinkle's Meds
Quoted By:
>>5348044 Yes, The orderlies are on their way.
Anonymous
Weebus
>>5348053 Aright, we're all set then, get my ninja smoke bomb I bought for like five yen in a tourist shop
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5348053 Lets make haste then, Brothers! The hostile knights and the cult could still be around, we must leave at speed if we wish to escape this city alive.
Anonymous
>>5348062 >>5348063 That's right! Let's leave this place!...What's that the weeb got in his hands?
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5348053 >>5348063 follow Gustaf's orders without any stealing, drag the hoe with us if she afk again
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5348068 A crowd is forming behind us! Chuck the weeb smoke bomb at them while escaping!
Twinkle's Meds
>>5348068 More Meds, Take them!
Anonymous
Weeb 3
Rolled 84 (1d100) >>5348076 rolling to smoke any purely theoretical pursuers!
Lily Knight Twinkle
Rolled 94 (1d100) >>5348076 We need to go back to the reality
Twinkle's Meds
Quoted By:
>>5348076 Take and CHUG em!
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5348082 ARE YOU APPROACHING ME
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 17 + 5 (1d100 + 5) >>5348076 I am back from the store to roll low.
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5348089 Gustaf never disappoints
Anonymous
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5348093 IT'S ACTUALLY AN ACTUAL BOMB YOU FUCKING WEEB
Weeb 3
>>5348093 Weeb observes the retard get smoked
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5348093 Observe the smoke bomb detonate in Twinkles face.
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5348094 In the ninja school we called it "medicine for everything"
Twinkle's Meds
Anonymous
>>5348094 >>5348096 >>5348098 Well good thing nobody lit the fuse
Riiiiiight
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5348101 Uneventful. Let us leave now, we have wasted enough time already.
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5348101 >>5348102 Yes, we leave the city and get this quest finished before OP disappears again
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5348101 What are you talking about, the fuse went off as I was preparing to hurl the damn thing at Twi- er, purely theoretical pursuers
Anonymous
Rolled 92 (1d100) >>5348102 >>5348104 Sure. Just roll 1d100 for seemingly no reason
Lily Knight Twinkle
Rolled 11 (1d100) >>5348107 Toss it back at weeb so that he can larp having a bomb
Mack the Scythe
Rolled 21 (1d100) >>5348107 Behold, certain trouble.
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
Rolled 15 + 5 (1d100 + 5) >>5348107 Hmm.
Weeb 3
Rolled 79 (1d100) >>5348107 Rolling for seemingly no reason
>>5348108 It's covered in super glue. A trick I learned at Wall Mart.
Twinkle's Meds
Anonymous
>>5348108 >>5348109 >>5348111 You are all caught in the blast.
Weeb and Twinkle. You have 10 HP
Gustaf. You have 16
Roll 4d2 to see how much damage you took
Lily Knight Twinkle
Lily Knight Twinkle
Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 2, 1, 1 = 5 (4d2) >>5348116 Mack the Scythe
Rolled 1, 2, 2, 1 = 6 (4d2) >>5348116 Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
Rolled 2, 1, 1, 1 = 5 (4d2) >>5348116 Weebus
Rolled 2, 2, 2, 1 = 7 (4d2) >>5348116 WHO THE FUCK SELLS ACTUAL BOMBS IN SOUVENIR SHOPS!?
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 2, 1, 2 = 6 (4d2) >>5348116 twinkle gets extra damage for holding the bomb, right?
Twinkle's Meds
Rolled 1, 2, 2, 2 = 7 (4d2) >>5348116 Shielded by being inside of twinkle :)
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5348121 To be fair it WAS a souvenir shop in Vietnam...
Anonymous
>>5348119 >>5348121 >>5348123 Congrats to Twinkle and Weeb for having only 3 HP left. Gustaf still has 10 HP
THe explosion has also alerted the enemies chasing you to get the grail back
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5348130 Chase sequence! They still don't have line of sight, so if we sprint now we can still give them the slip.
Weebus
>>5348130 We got a window, surely my 100% legit nipponese ninja grappling hook and rope that I bought for ten yen are gonna get us out of this situation
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5348132 How good are you at sprinting
Weebusy orknight
>>5348132 >>5348130 Que the getaway music
Weeb 3
>>5348130 Grapple hook Twinkle's neck and prepare to use her as a flail
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5348133 >>5348136 >>5348137 Jesus Weeb, one of your personalities is a raging misogynist
Twinkle's Meds
Quoted By:
>>5348130 It really is ok to let them catch you Twinkle.
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5348135 I ran around the waterway in the center of Tower City in two updates, I'd say that's fairly good.
Weebusy orknight
>>5348138 For some reason my bitches and whores personality keeps seeping through. I'm so dishonored by it.
Weeb 3
>>5348142 >seeping through Weebusy orknight
Anonymous
Better resolve what you want to do between yourselves quick schizos, you can hear them approaching
Weeb 3
>>5348147 Don't forget to subscribe to Twinkle's OF
Weeb 3
Lily Knight Twinkle
Quoted By:
>>5348149 We split up because it clearly works, also someone drag the Mobs
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5348149 Move! We must escape!
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 22 Jul 2022 16:42:57 No. 5348157 Report Weebusy orknight
>>5348150 Nah the bitch is ugly as hell, plus she shouldn't be bitching about misogyny when she is a knight her self who is dishornoabur.
I am just saying the bitches and whores personality is coming out.
>>5348149 Use grapling hook to drag the Mobs and run.
Anonymous
>>5348157 Oh hey look. The mob's awake.
So how do you nerds wanna split up this party
Weebusy orknight
Quoted By:
>>5348161 >>5348159 Never mind just naruto run out of there
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5348161 This way, Brothers! Down this alleyway.
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 22 Jul 2022 16:48:01 No. 5348167 Report >>5348161 Leg it dammit, let fate split the party in ways it wants, we'll worry about it later
Mack the Scythe
>>5348161 Escape as a group, strength in numbers
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5348161 >>5348166 Clearly we split by going down this alleyway
Weeb 3
>>5348161 RUN WITHOUT SPLITTING
Anonymous
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 22 Jul 2022 17:00:02 No. 5348180 Report Lily Knight Twinkle
Weeb Knight
Rolled 94 (1d100) >>5348177 Drop some caltrops behind us to slow them down.
Weeb 3
>>5348177 Avoid running into walls
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
Avoid running into walls
Anonymous
Weeb Knight
Quoted By:
Rolled 77 (1d100) >>5348192 Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 22 Jul 2022 17:09:02 No. 5348194 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 69 (1d100) >>5348192 AAAAAAHHHH
Lily Knight Twinkle
Quoted By:
Rolled 36 (1d100) >>5348192 WARP
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 4 + 5 (1d100 + 5) >>5348192 Hmm.
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
Rolled 60 + 5 (1d100 + 5) >>5348196 >>5348192 I can't believe you'd rig the dice this hard OP.
Twinkle's Meds
Quoted By:
>>5348192 Wait a sec, How long do I have left?
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
Rolled 91 (1d100) >>5348192 I wonder how does Twinkle feel about being chased by a boner
Anonymous
Congrats. You all made it out of the alley. The only thing that's faster than you right now is OP running away from dice rigging accusations
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5348202 QUICK FOLLOW THAT OP
Weeb 3
>>5348202 Activate Nitro and trample OP
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5348202 Follow OP in to the Backrooms of Tower City.
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 22 Jul 2022 17:20:19 No. 5348207 Report Weeb Knight
Quoted By:
>>5348202 I feel the need...
Lily Knight's Meds
>>5348202 Intentionally trip and make it look like an accident
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5348211 Weeb hops over toppling lesbian
Anonymous
>>5348203 >>5348204 >>5348205 >>5348207 As you try to chase OP in order to arrest him for dice crimes, something or someone suddenly lands right in front of you in a thundering crash
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 22 Jul 2022 17:32:44 No. 5348218 Report Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5348216 What in the Godesses name is this trickery!?
Anonymous
>>5348218 >>5348220 And what jumped down was....
A. The rogue Elite Knight, here to whoop your ass
B. The rogue knights, here to whoop your ass
C. The Gnome, here to whoop your ass
D. One of the rogue knights, here to....befriend your ass
E. [insert option here]
Lily Knight Twinkle
Anonymous
>>5348235 E.CULTIST KNIGHT
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5348235 E. OP's secret boss form, the dice rigger
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 5 (1d5) >>5348235 Roll the die to determine outcome.
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5348251 >>5348243 >>5348235 Since I rolled E, I will back Anon's choice: A Cultist Knight has appeared to attempt to retake the Grail.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5348252 rude and unoriginal!
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5348235 >A. The rogue Elite Knight, here to whoop your ass Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 22 Jul 2022 18:03:05 No. 5348266 Report Quoted By:
Weebusy orknight
Quoted By:
>>5348235 I go E for Eh whatever
Anonymous
>>5348243 >>5348252 Damn. No friendship found
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 22 Jul 2022 18:13:16 No. 5348274 Report Weebusy orknight
>>5348273 RUKIA'S EXECUTION GOT MOVED UP!
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5348273 Weeb unfolds his 9000dfold folded volcanized haiku zenblade and unleashes the I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING on that knight's ass
Anonymous
>>5348274 >>5348275 "Greetings......my sons"
Mob Knight Abel
>>5348299 WHAT IN THE GOD DAMN
THIS GUY IS THE MOB'S DAD?
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 22 Jul 2022 19:03:15 No. 5348308 Report >>5348299 Did you get the milk?
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5348299 >.gif I thought your internet died again, turns out the wait was for quality instead.
Prepare for an epic battle. I wish for good luck to Weeb and Twinkle who are both within one-shot range due to the bomb earlier.
Weebusy orknight
>>5348302 >>5348299 He's all of our dads!
I should have known Otousan! Are we all part of the undefeated east lineage!?
Anonymous
>>5348302 >>5348308 >>5348310 >>5348309 Papa never did came back with the milk when you think about it
....wait. He's everyone's dad?!
Mob Knight Abel
>>5348313 Yeah, we just hide that weeb's our brother cause he's a fucking weeb
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 22 Jul 2022 19:08:06 No. 5348319 Report >>5348313 Does that mean we're all siblings? Like...half siblings? What a coincidence, it means I can pull on Lily's twintails!
Weebusy orknight
Quoted By:
>>5348316 It's true, I was never invited for the mob games, because I was busy playing JRPGs
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5348313 Lies, I was brought up since birth within the Order soley to become a Warrior of Faith. You can not trick me, false one.
Anonymous
>>5348313 Clearly, if this knight is father to Cain and Abel, he would be Adam, which is how he could be father to all of us
Weebusy orknight
Quoted By:
>>5348332 Adam Knight? ... my god... just like my eastern scrolls of angels Adam and Lillith and boy who is a little bitch!
Anonymous
>>5348332 >>5348327 >>5348319 >>5348316 "My children......how's your moms doing? Everything good at home? I haven't been back in a while, so I hope things are going well."
Mob Knight Abel
>>5348342 >>5348308 YOU NEVER CAME BACK WITH THE MILK
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5348342 Respond with stern silence.
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 22 Jul 2022 19:25:51 No. 5348348 Report >>5348342 Our mom's doing good, she's in knight retirement house for elderly knights, we also got a job!
Anonymous
>>5348344 "That was a lesson, boy. If nobody's coming back with the milk, a true man will get the milk himself!"
>>5348348 "Ah, that's good to hear then. See, Abel, be more like your brother"
>>5348346 "And you...that boarding school didn't do you any favors huh"
Mob Knight Abel
>>5348355 GET ANGRY AND BEAT HIS ASS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 22 Jul 2022 19:38:25 No. 5348360 Report >>5348355 >>5348358 WAIT BRO, THE MISSION, maybe dad knows a good inn
Mob Knight Abel
>>5348360 he ain't my true dad
he wasn't there when we needed it
he wasn't there when we turned to alcohol bro
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 22 Jul 2022 19:41:36 No. 5348363 Report >>5348361 Yes, but the mission bro! We are still being chased!
Mob Knight Abel
>>5348363 This is the final boss fight
We gotta do this
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 22 Jul 2022 19:43:30 No. 5348370 Report >>5348365 He is?
>>5348355 Dad, are you the final boss?
Anonymous
Rolled 74 (1d100) >>5348358 "Now THIS is a family reunion! Show me how strong you have become, boy"
Roll 1d100
You have +5 Power bonus
He has +30
>>5348370 >>5348362 "Imma need that grail, son"
Twinkle Twinkle
>>5348355 Charge at my apparent father
Gotta make up for that rebellious phase I never got to have
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 22 Jul 2022 19:52:36 No. 5348381 Report Rolled 35 (1d100) >>5348379 Ah fuck I'M SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU BRO
Mob Knight Abel
Rolled 60 (1d100) >>5348379 >nat 100 to beat him URAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Anonymous
Rolled 86 + 5 (1d100 + 5) >>5348379 My faith is my shield
Anonymous
>>5348380 Yeah sure roll 1d100
+10 speed bonus
Twinkle Twinkle
Rolled 24 + 10 (1d100 + 10) >>5348389 stab
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5348379 You shall not have it. Return from whence you came, daemon spawn.
Weebusy orknight
Quoted By:
Rolled 85 (1d100) >>5348379 Imma do that thing!
Anonymous
>>5348391 >>5348387 >>5348383 >>5348381 Cult Knight punches all of you at the same time
Everyone roll 3d2 to see how much damage you got from being punched by him.
Twinkle. You have 7 HP due to having HP regen
Gustaf. You have 10 HP
Mob. You have 12 HP
Mob Knight Abel
Rolled 1, 1, 1 = 3 (3d2) >>5348405 AUGH
Twinkle Twinkle
Rolled 1, 2, 1 = 4 (3d2) >>5348405 Dang, he countered our "Stand in a straight line" attack
Weebusy orknight
>>5348405 OTOUSAN! PREASE STOP OKAASAN WILL BE SAD!
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 2, 1, 2 = 5 (3d2) >>5348405 Anonymous
Rolled 76 (1d100) >>5348406 >>5348407 >>5348410 Mob Knight(s): 9/12 HP
Lilly Knight: 3/10
Scythe Knight: 5/16 HP
>>5348408 Can you convince him?!
Roll 1d100
+5 Special Bonus for the Weeb
He has +20 Will
Mob Knight Abel
Rolled 7 (1d100) >>5348419 WE'LL TRY TO CONVINCE HIM TOO
WITH ALCOHOL
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 22 Jul 2022 20:36:18 No. 5348422 Report Rolled 65 (1d100) >>5348419 Wait! I've got an idea! Dad! How about we sort this out like true men...by drinking until one of use passes out
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5348419 Cast Healing Light on the group while weeb tries to convince Cult Knight.
Twinkle Twinkle
Rolled (1d00) >>5348419 "Why did you leave us to become a Cult Knight?"
Also how is that timer doing
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 22 Jul 2022 20:38:20 No. 5348427 Report >>5348425 W-what did you roll?
Twinkle Twinkle
Rolled 34 (1d100) >>5348425 >>5348427 I am wise and smart and valuable
Weebusy orknight
Rolled 29 (1d100) >>5348419 Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 22 Jul 2022 20:48:46 No. 5348442 Report Quoted By:
>>5348428 OP is rigging the dice again
Anonymous
>>5348422 >>5348420 "Drinks will be served...after the fight. C'mon boys, I know you can take me"
>>5348428 >>5348429 Speaking of the time. Who here thinks they're the luckiest?
>>5348424 Roll 1d3 with your +5 bonus
Weebusy orknight
>>5348445 O I am sure I am because 1 time I got limited edition Lolisniffer figure in the gotcha machine in the mall!
Twinkle Twinkle
Rolled 50 (1d100) >>5348445 "Well maybe we could beat you if you gave some advice. Like advice so good it gives a stat increase"
Also I am lucky, because I believe in the dice so the dice believe in me
Weeb Knight
Quoted By:
>>5348445 I wish to test my blade, by using my ultimate Iaijutsu technique.
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 3 + 5 (1d3 + 5) >>5348445 +5 Bonus is magnificent for buffs and heals.
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
Rolled 65 (1d100) >>5348445 I'm lucky because misogyny.
Anonymous
>>5348446 >>5348449 Cuz Imma need one of youz to roll 1d10 and find out how many combat turns it takes before the timer runs out
>>5348453 Mob Knight(s):12/12 HP
Lilly Knight: 10/10
Scythe Knight: 13/16 HP
Weeb Knight: 10/10 HP
Weebusy orknight
Rolled 73 (1d100) >>5348458 Weebusy orknight
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 1 + 5 (1d4 + 5) >>5348458 Empower the Knights with the Littany of Combat next. 1d4+5 Bonus to all Knight Actions for three turns.
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 22 Jul 2022 21:09:07 No. 5348464 Report >>5348458 Look dad, I know we have a disagreement about the grail, but we are kinda being chased by a bunch of knights and I don't think it would be in your interest to have this turn into a massive melee instead of honorable family reunion fight
Weeb 3
Rolled 10 (1d10) >>5348458 Anonymous
>>5348462 >>5348464 >>5348463 >>5348478 "Oh we have plenty of time to resolve this before they come. Now come at me with everything you got"
He has 90 HP
If the timer runs out. Everything ends
If you beat him before the timer runs out, a different ending is unlocked
If you pick 10 turns for the timer then everything will proceed as is
If you pick 4 turns then everyone gets a +10 to their attack rolls
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
See? Misogyny.
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 22 Jul 2022 21:30:59 No. 5348490 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 2 (1d2) >>5348482 Ahhhhh fuck, what do choose? I'll let dice decide
As for the attack...hey bro, lets double time, get on my shoulders, he won't be able to parry attack from both the front AND above!
Weebusy orknight
Quoted By:
>>5348482 I say go with the 10 turns
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5348482 Different Ending. Myster Box! It must be unlocked!
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 22 Jul 2022 21:32:55 No. 5348495 Report >>5348494 Can we quicksave?
Weebusy orknight
Twinkle Twinkle
Quoted By:
>>5348495 We should also look up a guide online
Anonymous
>>5348495 Suuuuure. Go ahead and save.
Twinkle Twinkle
Quoted By:
>>5348501 What the? The game's menu is losing features. Busted piece of crap. Who made this garbage?
Weeb Knight
Quoted By:
>>5348501 Easy does it. Just gonna push the save button real quick.
Weebusy orknight
>>5348501 WAAAIT A MINUTE, DID WE HAVE ALREADY HAVE A SAVE FILE?!
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5348501 LEMME FIX IT GUYS
>Weeb punches the screen so hard the OP falls out Anonymous
>>5348510 I have no idea what you're talking about.
Anyway. have you nerds decided how many turns you wanna try and beat the final boss in?
10 or 4
Twinkle Twinkle
Rolled 1 (1d2) >>5348516 eh dice decide for me
1 is 10
2 is 4
Captcha = K4PP4 Weebusy orknight
Quoted By:
>>5348516 >I have no idea what you're talking about. You mean that like, you don't understand me? Or that you are hiding something?
Because you are hiding something you always are, open load files!
Weeb 3
>>5348519 10 = 40 attacks 1d100
4 = 16 attacks 1d100+10
>>5348516 WE TAKE 10 TURNS
Twinkle Twinkle
>>5348523 I said the dice decide, not logical thinking
But the dice do agree with you Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 22 Jul 2022 21:51:07 No. 5348533 Report Quoted By:
>>5348531 My dice also said 10 turns
Anonymous
You have 10 turns to beat him.
Weebusy orknight
Rolled 90 (1d100) >>5348535 Shistu matsu slashu!
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 22 Jul 2022 21:55:49 No. 5348538 Report Rolled 80 (1d100) >>5348535 LETS GO, DOUBLE ATTACK FROM TWO DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
Rolled 68 (1d100) >>5348535 Slash him in the balls
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5348535 Strike this man down!
Mack the Scythe
Quoted By:
Rolled 98 (1d100) >>5348535 Time to reap
Anonymous
Rolled 56, 10, 80 = 146 (3d100) >>5348536 >>5348538 >>5348543 Roll 1d100 against each of my roll. Sequence goes Weeb -> Mob -> Scythe
+8 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus for the Weeb Knight
+5 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus for the Mob Knight
+8 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus + 5 innate bonus for the Scythe Knight
+30 For the Cult Knight
Weeb Knight
Quoted By:
Rolled 28 + 14 (1d100 + 14) >>5348555 Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 22 Jul 2022 22:12:32 No. 5348558 Report Rolled 94 + 11 (1d100 + 11) >>5348555 afugafugafugafugafug
Mack the Scythe
Quoted By:
Rolled 25 + 19 (1d100 + 19) >>5348555 Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 54 + 19 (1d100 + 19) >>5348555 Damn this boss is powerful as hell. Or OP is just rigging the dice again.
Weeb 3
Rolled 89 + 14 (1d100 + 14) >>5348555 bro
Anonymous
>>5348558 >>5348561 >>5348563 The Weeb and MOb hits while The Scythe Knight misses!
Mob roll 1d4 to see how much damage you did
+5 Power Bonus
Weeb roll 1d3 to see how much damage you did
+8 Power Bonus
Weeb Knight
Rolled 3 + 8 (1d3 + 8) >>5348578 Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 22 Jul 2022 22:26:45 No. 5348582 Report Rolled 1 + 5 (1d4 + 5) >>5348578 Come on baby FOUR
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 22 Jul 2022 22:29:57 No. 5348586 Report Quoted By:
Weeb Knight
Quoted By:
Note to self: Cut Twinkle's braids later
Anonymous
Rolled 6, 64, 68 = 138 (3d100) >>5348582 >>5348581 He has 73 HP left. And oh shit it's 5:30 AM. I gotta sleep. Right after this turn ends.
So everyone roll 1d100. He's gonna retaliate. The dice order will be His highest against your highest, lowest against your lowest. He will hit up to maximum 2 people if he connects
+8 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus for the Weeb Knight
+5 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus for the Mob Knight
+8 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus + 5 innate bonus for the Scythe Knight
+30 For the Cult Knight
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 22 Jul 2022 22:35:44 No. 5348595 Report Rolled 19 + 11 (1d100 + 11) >>5348592 DAMN YOU +30 BONUUUUS
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 80 + 19 (1d100 + 19) >>5348592 That +30 Bonus is going to kill us. We need to cripple him somehow so his bonus goes down.
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
Rolled 19 + 14 (1d100 + 14) >>5348592 goodnight OP
Weeb Knight
Rolled 86 + 14 (1d100 + 14) >>5348592 Spend Mana to cast skill: Amakakeru Ryū no Hirameki
Anonymous
>>5348595 >>5348597 >>5348600 68 + 30 = 98 against 86 + 14 = 100
64 + 30 = 94 against 80 + 19 = 99
6 + 30 = 36 against 19 + 11 = 30
The Mob was hit!
Mob Roll 4d2 to see how much damage you took
+30 bonus since you get to add Power bonus to damage so he does too Just kidding Or am I Mob Knight Abel
Rolled 2, 1, 2, 2 = 7 (4d2) >>5348611 AUGH
Anonymous
Mob Knight Abel
>>5349039 we on like donkey kong?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Mack the Scythe
Mob Knight Abel
Anonymous
Mob Knight Abel
>>5351480 damn, how much health do we have left?
Anonymous
>>5351483 Summary of last round:
Cult Knight: 73/90 HP
Lilly Knight: 10/10 HP
Weeb Knight: 10/10 HP
Mob Knight: 5/12 HP
Scythe Knight: 16/16 HP
Mob Knight Abel
>>5351498 DRINK A BEER TO RECOVER SOME HEALTH
but also, where the fuck are my friends
Weeb Knight
Rolled 81 (1d100) >>5351498 Anonymous
>>5351501 THEY'RE ALL DEAD.
IT'S GONNA BE A #CULTKNIGHTSWEEP BABY
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
>>5351506 NO DON'T LET HIM MORB
>>5351505 OKAY THERE WE GO
Anonymous
Rolled 43 (1d100) Anyway.
>>5351501 Roll 1d5 to see how much HP you recovered
>>5351505 Roll 1d100 to hit him
+8 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus for the Weeb Knight
+30 For the Cult Knight
Mob Knight Abel
Rolled 5 (1d5) >>5351511 cheers
Weebusy orknight
Rolled 22 + 14 (1d100 + 14) >>5351511 Anonymous
Rolled 11, 75 = 86 (2d100) >>5351519 >>5351513 Mob Knight: 10/12 HP
Now Both of you Roll 1d100 to defend against his counter attack. Highest roll against his highest, lowest roll against his lowest
+8 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus for the Weeb Knight
+5 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus for the Mob Knight
+30 For the Cult Knight
Weebusy orknight
Rolled 62 + 14 (1d100 + 14) >>5351525 Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5351525 Has the website stopped shitting the bed? Will it let me post?
Anonymous
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
Rolled 44 (1d100) >>5351525 URAAAAAAAAH
Anonymous
>>5351532 Weeb Roll 4d2 to see how much damage you took
Weeb Knight
Rolled 1, 1, 2, 1 = 5 (4d2) >>5351551 Good night.
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5351553 I wonder what would happen if nobody rolled for an hour
Anonymous
>>5351553 Summary of Turn 2:
Cult Knight: 73/90 HP
Lilly Knight: 10/10 HP
Weeb Knight: 5/10 HP
Mob Knight: 10/12 HP
Scythe Knight: 16/16 HP
Mob Knight Abel
>>5351566 WEEB
NOOOOOO
GET A POWER UP FROM SEEING OUR FRIENDS GET HURT
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5351566 Brothers, we must attempt a crippling attack to lower Cult Knights bonus. Aim for the knees to debilitate him.
Twinkle Twinkle
>>5351566 >>5351567 WEEB
YES
GET A POWER UP FROM SEEING THE DUMB WEEB GET HURT
Anonymous
>>5351578 >>5351567 >>5351571 Yeah but do you really care enough about the weeb that seeing him get hurt would motivate you?
Mob Knight Abel
>>5351582 even though he's a weeb, he's our brother against our abusive father that wasn't here for our entire life
Weebusy orknight
Quoted By:
>>5351582 BOUNCING TOO MUCH ARIMASU!
Weeb Knight
>>5351582 No. They only care because we snatched the Grail from Gustaf when he wasn't looking and are gonna drink from it if we die during this battle.
Twinkle Twinkle
>>5351582 Yeah probably not, but it is worth a chuckle
>>5351585 Wait how could was he both abusive if we have never met him? Did he send us mean letters once a month?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5351582 HOOK ONTO MOB, SWING 720° AND COME FLYING AT THE CULT KNIGHT WITH KATANA READY
>>5351592 Weeb stole no grail
Anonymous
>>5351585 >>5351593 >>5351592 Could it be that Abel is imagining abuse that were never there?! Is he the real schizo?!
WAS CAIN EVEN REAL?!
Weebusy orknight
>>5351600 Gasp! That means Dad isn't real either!
Twinkle Twinkle
Quoted By:
>>5351600 >>5351602 nah they are both real
also be a professional like me and have you schizophrenic meltdown outside of combat
Weeb 3
>>5351600 Hook onto Abel, swing 720° and come flying at the cult knight ready to deliver a devastating attack
Mob Knight Abel
>>5351600 that's probably the alcohol, get real OP
Anonymous
>>5351606 IS OP EVEN REAL?!
Anyway the weeb wanna do this for turn 3
>>5351605 What are you other nerds doing
Mob Knight Abel
>>5351611 ATTACK CULT KNIGHT FROM BOTH SIDES
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5351611 Attempt a crippling strike to lower the Bonus DC that Cult Knight gets.
Weeb 3
>>5351612 Ah sweet, free kinetic energy
Twinkle Twinkle
>>5351611 While the weeb goes high I go from below to stab him Cultist Knight in his crotch
I don't want more siblings Anonymous
Rolled 44, 94, 24, 98 = 260 (4d100) >>5351612 >>5351614 >>5351618 >>5351619 Roll 1d100 each. His roll order is against Mob -> Scythe -> Weeb -> Lilly
+8 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus for the Weeb Knight
+5 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus for the Mob Knight
Crippling attacks get no stat bonuses:
6 Litany of Combat bonus + 5 innate bonus for the Scythe Knight
6 Litany of Combat bonus for the Lilly Knight
+30 For the Cult Knight
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
Rolled 12 (1d100) >>5351627 URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5351627 I can't beat this so I just won't roll.
Weebusy orknight
Rolled 83 + 14 (1d100 + 14) >>5351627 Mob Knight Abel
>>5351631 LET'S FUCKING GO WEEB
Weebusy orknight
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
Rolled 15 (1d100) >>5351627 I COME LIKE A WRECKING BALLLL MOTHERFUUUUCKERR
Twinkle Twinkle
Quoted By:
Rolled 79 (1d100) >>5351627 >>5351630 Roll anyway coward
Anonymous
he Weeb hits!
Weeb 3
Rolled 3 + 13 (1d3 + 13) >>5351654 clang
Mob Knight Abel
>>5351657 DAMN NICE DAMAGE BRO
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5351658 Thanks for momentum, brother Abel.
Anonymous
Rolled 19, 92, 81, 25 = 217 (4d100) >>5351657 Cult Knight: 57/90 HP
everyone roll 1d100. He's gonna retaliate. The dice order will be His highest against your highest, lowest against your lowest. He will hit up to maximum 2 people if he connects
+8 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus for the Weeb Knight
+5 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus for the Mob Knight
+8 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus + 5 innate bonus for the Scythe Knight
+10 stat Bonus + 6 Litany of Combat bonus for the Lilly Knight
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
Rolled 40 (1d100) >>5351664 LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
Twinkle Twinkle
Rolled 96 (1d100) >>5351664 spam rolls to dodge
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
Rolled 18 + 14 (1d100 + 14) >>5351664 YAAAAA
>>5351666 show-off
Anonymous
>>5351664 >forgot to put the 30 bonus in the post Whoops my mystake, lemme put it back
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
Rolled 24 + 19 (1d100 + 19) >>5351664 Hmm.
Mob Knight Abel
>>5351672 hey wait a minute
we might lose weeb if his attack connects
uh oh
Weeb Knight
Rolled 69 (1d100) >>5351664 Anonymous
Twinkle Twinkle
Quoted By:
>>5351675 Cultist Knight wouldn't kill any of his own kids right? He seems like a good guy
Besides the evil cult he is running Anonymous
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
>>5351683 Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Mon 25 Jul 2022 18:09:00 No. 5351685 Report >>5351683 What is this nerd shit OP? There isn't even a funny skeleton in here
Anonymous
Weebusy orknight
Quoted By:
>>5351683 Recode the +30 to -30 on Cultis Knight
Anonymous
>>5351685 But that would be
2spooky Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
>>5351693 what's our perks say
share the whole thing
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Mon 25 Jul 2022 18:12:01 No. 5351696 Report >>5351693 Ah I see, I understand now, hmm, hmm, hmmm...I like the without +30 bonus one better
Twinkle Twinkle
Quoted By:
>>5351685 Its actually a hidden Easter egg.
If you add up Lilly, Mob, and Scythe Knights rolls you get 206, which is the amount of bones in the human body
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5351693 Cult Knight has no bonus because Weeb punctured his fucking lung last turn
Anonymous
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Mon 25 Jul 2022 18:16:07 No. 5351703 Report >>5351701 YOU BETRAY ME, SKELETON, WHY
Mob Knight Abel
Anonymous
>>5351703 2spooky2betrusted
Anyway since the Mob and Scythe knights are the lowest. They got punched in the face
Roll 4d2 to see how much damage you took
Weebusy orknight
Quoted By:
>>5351701 Get the crow bar!
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
Rolled 2, 2, 1, 2 = 7 (4d2) >>5351707 oof
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Mon 25 Jul 2022 18:25:03 No. 5351711 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 1, 1, 2 = 5 (4d2) >>5351707 Or, perhaps, we could bribe him with milk
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
Rolled 1, 1, 1, 2 = 5 (4d2) >>5351707 Hmm.
Anonymous
End of Turn 3:
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5351720 Can I re-apply the Litany of Combat or is it still on Cooldown?
Mob Knight Abel
>>5351720 Shit boys, we gotta heal AGAIN
Twinkle Twinkle
>>5351720 >>5351722 Distract the Cultist Knight to give everyone time to heal
Anonymous
Mob Knight Abel
>>5351723 BOYS
LET'S COMBINE OUR HEALING ITEMS INTO A FULL COURSE MEAL
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Anonymous
Rolled 2 (1d6) >>5351726 Lessee. If it's Evens then you can re apply it again right now.
Odds then it needs another turn cooldown
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5351720 >>5351725 Weeb prepares a masterclass sushi with Mob
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 4 + 5 (1d4 + 5) >>5351727 Well then I'll re-apply it right away.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Rolled 82 (1d100) >>5351723 Alright. First thing first.
Twinkle will attempt to distract the Cult Knight so the party has time to heal.
Roll 1d100
+10 stat Bonus + 9 Litany of Combat bonus for the Lilly Knight
+30 Bonus for the Cult Knight
Twinkle Twinkle
>>5351735 I tell the Cultist Knight that there is a girl I wanna ask out and I want advice
If that doesn't work then try dodging
Twinkle Twinkle
Rolled 69 (1d100) >>5351738 fug didn't roll
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
>>5351740 >69 nice
maybe OP will have mercy on you
Anonymous
>>5351740 "You have somebody you like?! Well, hmmmm, I suppose you can...."
Meanwhile.
Weeb and Mob roll 1d5
Weeb Knight
Weeb 3
Rolled 2 (1d5) >>5351750 Using ninjutsu to dislocate his pelvis
Mob Knight Abel
Weeb 3
Weebusy orknight
Anonymous
Rolled 58, 18, 83, 44 = 203 (4d100) With your powers combined, you've managed to craft a meal that would heal the party for 8 HP once.
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
Rolled 28 (1d100) >>5351762 OH SHIT BROTHERS
POP THE SUSHI IN OUR MOUTH BEFORE IT HITS US
Twinkle Twinkle
Quoted By:
Rolled 73 + 19 (1d100 + 19) >>5351762 "Okay it was as a distraction, but I could still use the advice"
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Mon 25 Jul 2022 19:18:23 No. 5351768 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 22 + 14 (1d100 + 14) >>5351762 o no
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
Rolled 67 (1d100) >>5351762 no not the fucking sushiiiiii
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
Rolled 93 + 23 (1d100 + 23) >>5351762 Hmmmmm.
Weebusy orknight
Quoted By:
Rolled 79 + 17 (1d100 + 17) >>5351762 Anonymous
Everyone managed to dodge the shockwave! All except the Mob Knight(s)
Mob Knight Abel
Rolled 3, 3, 1, 2 = 9 (4d3) >>5351780 it's only fair that mob knights tank the damage so the rest of the team can win
Anonymous
>>5351787 End of Turn 4:
Cult Knight: A CULTILLION HP
Lilly Knight: 10/10 HP
Weeb Knight: 10/10 HP
Mob Knight: 1/12 HP
Scythe Knight: 16/16 HP
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
>>5351791 JESUS
BRING OUT OUR HARD LIQUOR WE GOTTA GET SAUCED UP
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5351791 Again, Brothers! Another crippling strike!
Twinkle Twinkle
Quoted By:
>>5351791 >>5351793 I will also do a crippling strike
Weeb 3
>>5351791 Kick Twinkle at him so she can cut his dick off
Anonymous
Rolled 72 (1d100) >>5351798 This first,
roll 1d100
Weeb 3
Rolled 67 (1d100) >>5351808 Weeb 3
Quoted By:
riggity rigged
Anonymous
>>5351811 Suddenly the Weeb kicks Twinkle for some reason, throwing her off balance - giving her a -5 debuff this turn
Mob Knight Abel
Twinkle Twinkle
>>5351814 This isn't one your eastern scrolls weeb! This is real life!
Anonymous
Rolled 10, 44 = 54 (2d100) And now, the Scythe Knight and Lilly Knight will attempt to deal crippling blows to the Cult Knight
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5351818 Meant to go for the ass, not spine. Please forgive the mighty samurai maam Twinkle.
*chuckles* Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 58 + 14 (1d100 + 14) >>5351823 Smite this heathen!
Twinkle Twinkle
Rolled 69 + 4 (1d100 + 4) >>5351823 stab
Anonymous
Twinkle Twinkle
>>5351826 I would be happy about another 69, but that means the bastard beat me by 1
Assuming it is still his highest vs our highest and so on Anonymous
>>5351829 Didn't you have a +10 stat bonus?
Anonymous
Rolled 3 (1d3) >>5351825 >>5351826 Twinkle missed!
But Gustaf managed to slice him in the leg! He's got a -10 debuff for [my roll] turns
Also Gustaf roll 1d2 to see how much damage you did +5 innate bonus
Twinkle Twinkle
Quoted By:
>>5351831 No stat bonuses on crippling attacks
See
>>5351627 Mob Knight Abel
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
Rolled 1 + 5 (1d2 + 5) >>5351832 This is the beginning of the end for you, heretic.
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5351832 Weeb turns on power saving.
(i go sleep, good luck rollen)
Anonymous
Rolled 90 (1d100) AND THEN. The Mob rummages through their sack of alcohol, to get that REAL special brew
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Mon 25 Jul 2022 20:27:49 No. 5351855 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 17 + 14 (1d100 + 14) >>5351846 This shit ain't fair
Mob Knight Abel
Rolled 84 (1d100) >>5351846 yo let me get that natty 100
Anonymous
>>5351857 The Cult Knight will intercept! By.....
Roll 1d100
If odds: he snatches your super duper special brew from you
If evens: he snatches another bottle from your sack
If tens: he throws a brick at your bottle, breaking it
Mob Knight Abel
Rolled 32 (1d100) >>5351858 ODDS BOY COME ON
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5351859 Incredible work, Brother Abel!
Anonymous
>>5351859 He's gonna chug it! And it will:
A. Heal him
B. Give him a stat boost
C. Heal AND give him a stat bosst
D. Give him a stat boost and a debuff
E. Ascend him to his final form
F. Taste like strawberries
Mob Knight Abel
>>5351866 F.
WRONG ONE MOTHERFUCKER
THAT'S THE MIXER
WE DRINK STRAIGHT
Anonymous
>>5351867 "Ah, but you see my son....I love juice. It's good for the body"
+99 to all stats
Mob Knight Abel
>>5351869 OH NO
WHAT ABOUT OUR OWN BREW
Anonymous
>>5351870 Nah I'm just kidding.
But Imma need you to roll 1d6 to see what actually happens tho.
With 1 = A, 2=B and so on
Mob Knight Abel
Rolled 2 (1d6) >>5351874 give me a 3 or a 5, chief
Anonymous
>>5351875 Alright. I'll let all of you decide what his stat boost is:
A. I roll a 1d10 and that's how much bonus he gets for 4 turns
B. If his attacks connects it gets a +5 to damage
C. you give OP all of your money for some reason
Mob Knight Abel
Rolled 3 (1d3) >>5351877 I see no choice but to roll for it
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5351879 >>5351877 The die hath spoken. OP recives all the money the Knights have.
Anonymous
>>5351879 He chugged the special wine! It seemingly has no effect....or does it?
In any case, End of Turn 5:
Cult Knight: 51/90
Lilly Knight: 10/10 HP
Weeb Knight: 10/10 HP
Mob Knight: 1/12 HP
Scythe Knight: 16/16 HP
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
>>5351885 well, we are still at 1 HP
not looking good
Twinkle Twinkle
>>5351885 Now while he is weakened I will stab him with my stabby sword
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5351885 We must take advantage of his debuff. Strike him with a heavy attack.
Weebusy orknight
Rolled 6 (1d100) >>5351885 Super slashu!
Mob Knight Abel
>>5351885 ATTACK CULT KNIGHT TO RECLAIM OUR BREW
Anonymous
Rolled 4, 86, 94, 27 = 211 (4d100) >>5351894 >>5351893 >>5351890 >>5351889 everyone roll 1d100.The dice order will be His highest against your highest, lowest against your lowest.
+8 stat Bonus + 9 Litany of Combat bonus for the Weeb Knight
+5 stat Bonus + 9 Litany of Combat bonus for the Mob Knight
+8 stat Bonus + 9 Litany of Combat bonus + 5 innate bonus for the Scythe Knight
+10 stat Bonus + 9 Litany of Combat bonus for the Lilly Knight
+20 For the Cult Knight
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
Rolled 30 (1d100) >>5351903 LET ME GET THOSE HIGH ROLLS
THE MOB WILL CARRY
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 88 + 22 (1d100 + 22) >>5351903 That's a nasty 94. Weeb and Twinkle should have it easy though.
Mob Knight Abel
Twinkle Twinkle
Quoted By:
Rolled 51 (1d100) >>5351903 Weebusy orknight
>>5351903 Did my last roll count cuz I still win.
Anonymous
>>5351915 >cuz I still win. wat
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
>>5351924 damn what a retard
Weebusy orknight
Quoted By:
>>5351924 Oh you use real math
Anonymous
Unfortunately all the knights missed
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
Rolled 85 (1d100) >>5351929 URAAAAAAAAAAH
Weebusy orknight
Rolled 100 + 17 (1d100 + 17) >>5351929 Twinkle Twinkle
Rolled 45 (1d100) >>5351929 Weebusy orknight
Quoted By:
>>5351933 Did I win this time? My math has been off all day
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
>>5351934 nice twinkle
mob is literally on 1 hp
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 21 + 22 (1d100 + 22) >>5351924 >>5351929 I see you cheating Twinkle out of that hit by swapping her opposing roll with the Mobs roll.
>>5351933 Should've rolled a new die for the attack roll.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 40, 3, 58, 42 = 143 (4d100) Oh shit forgot my dice
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
fellas, we need to do a massive combination attack while he's still weak
Weebusy orknight
Quoted By:
>>5351938 I don't Op would have let me do that
Anonymous
>>5351938 >swapping her opposing roll with the Mobs roll. wat
Anonymous
Turns out everyone be missing this turn
Weebusy orknight
>>5351962 A combine super duper attack!
Twinkle Twinkle
Rolled 59, 53 = 112 (2d100) >>5351962 >>5351964 Enough fooling around, lets use our ultra special teamwork friendship attack
Also rolling dice now because I have to leave for work, first for the attack, second for any counter attack Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5351954 Sorry I am tired, we're not doing opposing rolls it's highest vs highest and so on.
>>5351962 Can we combine our might to destroy this man?
Mob Knight Abel
>>5351962 >>5351964 SUPER COMBO ATTACK
Weebusy orknight
Quoted By:
>>5351977 >>5351973 >>5351969 Form ARMS AND LEGS
AND ILL FORM... THE HEAD!
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
>>5351969 wtf you're the protagonist twinkle you can't leave
this whole thing is in your head
Anonymous
Alright everyone roll 1d100 for the team attack
Weebusy orknight
Quoted By:
Rolled 13 (1d100) >>5351984 GO GO KNIGHTRON!
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 99 (1d100) >>5351984 Sure could've used that nat100 here.
Mob Knight Abel
Rolled 1 (1d100) >>5351984 URAAAAAAAAAAAH
THIS IS IT
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
>>5351987 >>5351986 ah, the duality of RNG
Weebusy orknight
Quoted By:
>>5351986 Nice close enough
Anonymous
>>5351986 Oh he aint beating this one.
Roll 1d10
Mob Knight Abel
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 5 (1d10) >>5352000 Perish!
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5352002 I forgot my +5, so this would be 37 total damage.
Anonymous
>>5352001 The power of trips reflected the damage back to the knights
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
>>5352009 what in the god damn
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5352009 What in tarnation.
Weebusy orknight
Quoted By:
>>5352009 GASP!
WAIT A MINUTE! I HAVE MY REFLECTING ATTACK MIRROR!
Anonymous
Rolled 38, 2, 77, 92 = 209 (4d100) Nah just kidding.
Weeb Knight
Quoted By:
Rolled 63 (1d100) >>5352020 Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
Rolled 28 + 22 (1d100 + 22) >>5352020 Hmm.
Weebusy orknight
Rolled 82 (1d100) >>5352020 Mob Knight Abel
Rolled 74 (1d100) >>5352020 WE ROLL
IF I DIE HERE I DIE
Anonymous
>>5352023 >>5352026 Weeb and Mob.
Roll 8d2 too see how much damage your received
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
Rolled 2, 2, 1, 1, 2, 1, 2, 2 = 13 (8d2) >>5352029 it was nice knowing you fellas
Weebusy orknight
Rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 1, 1 = 10 (8d2) >>5352029 Oh was my roll bad?
Anonymous
>>5352035 YOur 82 was against the 92, yea
Weebusy orknight
Quoted By:
>>5352037 Ah sorry I'm just retarded today
Weebusy orknight
>>5352037 Can weeb activate his inner path of bushido warrior just like in his eastern scrolls when they seem ded?
Anonymous
Rolled 1 (1d100) >>5352040 Can Weeb beat this roll
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5352041 Impressive. I think you accidentally rolled the die that Weeb was supposed to roll.
Anonymous
>>5352041 It'd be a fucking miracle if he can't
Weebusy orknight
Quoted By:
Rolled 11 (1d100) >>5352041 I hope so
Weebusy orknight
Quoted By:
>>5352043 The chance was equally possible I would fuck it up
Anonymous
Eating the massive barrage of strikes, the Mob and Weeb knights went down....
but what's this?! Through pure GRIT, the mob stands back up. They're on their last legs, but they still fight on! And even the weeb! He looked deep inside to draw on the very last of his reserves to continue fighting! It's do or die! Turn 7 ends , and unfortunately, so does the Combat Litany
Cult Knight: 14/90
Lilly Knight: 10/10 HP
Weeb Knight:
1/10 HP Mob Knight:
3/12 HP Scythe Knight: 16/16 HP
Aaand I gotta sleep now. It's 5:30 AM. Will continue later....whenever it is. Toodles
https://twitter.com/notapaladin Mob Knight Abel
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Mon 25 Jul 2022 22:53:14 No. 5352096 Report Quoted By:
Twinkle Twinkle
Quoted By:
>>5352061 Power of Friendship baby
Anonymous
Mob Knight Abel
>>5355443 hey wait we didn't take our turn yet
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5355443 I can't believe Mobius Knight is fucking dead
Anonymous
Mob Knight Abel
>>5355446 come on OP
we gotta wait for the rest of the team to get here
Anonymous
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5355448 Pray for the souls of the dead Mob Knights. They truly were two Knights.
Mob Knight Abel
>>5355448 hey don't punch me
only I can punch me
Anonymous
>>5355450 >>5355451 The Mob Knight(s) were definitely one of the knights of all time
Mob Knight Abel
>>5355452 WE'RE NOT DEAD YET
Anonymous
>>5355453 Sometimes....I can still hear their voices
Mob Knight Abel
>>5355454 we're still alive...
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5355454 Sometimes we can all still hear their voices in our hearts.
Anonymous
>>5355455 >>5355456 I'm kinda spooked now. Are ghosts real
Mob Knight Abel
Anonymous
Mob Knight Abel
>>5355460 no, you just disguised yourself as a gravestone
Anonymous
Mob Knight Abel
>>5355462 smash the OP headstone
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5355462 Desecrate OP's tombstone until his ghost continues the quest.
Anonymous
>>5355463 >>5355464 NOw that's just rude
Mob Knight Abel
>>5355465 hey, we're not the one delaying the quest
Anonymous
Rolled 36 (1d100) >>5355467 Then roll 1d100 to not get punched in the face
He has a +20 bonus but you have a +5
Mob Knight Abel
Rolled 41 (1d100) >>5355470 Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 17 + 10 (1d100 + 10) >>5355470 Hmm.
Anonymous
Mob Knight Abel
>>5355476 how long are you gonna keep on doing this gag, OP
Anonymous
>>5355477 Depends. You sure you wanna continue the fight with only 2 knights
Mob Knight Abel
>>5355479 what's our alternative options? botting weeb and lilly?
Anonymous
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
>>5355482 >>5355474 YOU READY GUSTAF?
ME AND YOU + OP
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5355482 Guess we have to.
Weeb 3
>>5355482 Weeb hits OP in the balls with katana
Anonymous
Mob Knight Abel
>>5355491 okay, we just lack Lilly Knight
which is fine
Anonymous
>>5355492 Alright. So what are ye doing this turn
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
>>5355493 we got no more HP so lets attack
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5355493 He's almost dead, we just need one good hit in to finish this. Attack!
Weeb 3
>>5355493 Blast hentai from boombox to buff other knights' testosterone before I have to disappear into nothingness once again
Anonymous
Rolled 90 (1d100) >>5355500 Roll 1d100
The universe has a +10 anti-weeb slant
Mob Knight Abel
Weeb 3
Rolled 79 + 0 (1d100 + 0) >>5355503 Stupid dice rigger give me new roll or my katana will be against your scrotummm
Anonymous
>>5355509 Hey knights. Roll 1d100. Highest roll gets it:
Odds: The weeb plays a recording of himself moaning loudly on loop. The knights get a -5 debuff due to this
Evens: Wait a sec, boomboxes haven't been invented yet, nothing happens
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
Rolled 46 (1d100) >>5355520 odds ain't it
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
Rolled 8 (1d100) >>5355520 Hmm.
Weeb 3
Rolled 47 (1d100) >>5355520 >OP can't stop thinking about recordings of moaning men Mob Knight Abel
>>5355525 what the fuck are you doing you dumbass nigger
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Weeb 3
Quoted By:
>>5355527 beating gustaf's roll, that's what
Anonymous
Rolled 66, 6 = 72 (2d100) >>5355525 You now have a -5 debuff.
Mob and Scythe roll 1d100 for attack
+5 stat Bonus - 5 weeb debuff for the Mob Knight
+8 stat Bonus + 5 innate bonus - 5 weeb debuff for the Scythe Knight
Cult Knight has +20 bonus
His Highest roll against your highest, lowest against your lowest
Mob Knight Abel
Rolled 89 (1d100) >>5355531 FUCKING WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB
get angry
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 40 + 8 (1d100 + 8) >>5355531 Finish this man before the weeb finds a way to ruin this fight even further.
Anonymous
>>5355532 >>5355533 Awwww shieeet could this be it
Roll 1d4 for damage
+5 stat Bonus - 5 weeb debuff for the Mob Knight
+8 stat Bonus + 5 innate bonus - 5 weeb debuff for the Scythe Knight
Mob Knight Abel
Rolled 4 (1d4) >>5355534 URAH
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 2 + 8 (1d4 + 8) >>5355534 With me, Mob! Let us finish this!
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
>>5355536 >>5355535 URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Anonymous
Now would be a GREAT time to pull this out of my ass
Mob Knight Abel
>>5355538 NO ASSPULLS
we only got 3 dudes come on OP
Anonymous
>>5355539 BUt this was clearly foreshadowed by the "or is it" statement, yes yes
Mob Knight Abel
>>5355540 yeah but we rolled pretty good to finish him also paid you money
>>5351879 Anonymous
>>5355542 And I used that money to....buy life insurance for the Cult Knight
Mob Knight Abel
>>5355547 what are you gonna do
run off with the money, OP?
Anonymous
>>5355549 Indeed. What does that mean:
A. Chugging the special brew allowed the Cult Knight to gain something akin to the Grit perk of the Mob Knight. He revives to 30 HP once.
B. He has enough juice in the tank to make one last desperation attack before expiring
C. Both of the above
D. None of the above
Mob Knight Abel
>>5355554 B. cause why the heck not
Lily Knight Twinkle
Quoted By:
>>5355554 >>5355558 B
I woke up just in time for me to get hit in the face
Anonymous
>>5355558 He fires off his secret forbidden technique: Kamehamehadouken
Everyone takes 999 damage
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5355562 Hello as lawyer for Capcom and Tori you can't use that move cultist knight
Mob Knight Abel
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5355562 OP is arrested for Copyright Infringement.
Anonymous
>>5355563 Oh yeah?! What if I color it ORANGE
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5355568 OBJECTION
There are orange hadoukens
Mob Knight Abel
>>5355568 that TOO is copyrighted
Anonymous
>>5355569 >>5355571 What about this weird gross gradient nobody uses!
Mob Knight Abel
>>5355574 pride month is over, OP
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5355574 >>5355575 It only affects weeb
Anonymous
>>5355575 >>5355576 But what if we swap the projectile model?!
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
>>5355578 okay, that's looking a bit more original
I'll allow it
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5355578 The Fist Wizard wants to sue for copyright infringement
Anonymous
Rolled 166, 104, 53, 294 = 617 (4d500) >>5355582 He rages against the copyright laws! Going berserk, he charges towards you! Watch out for this final attack!
Roll 1d100! The dice order will be His highest against your highest, lowest against your lowest and so on. He'll deal damage twice to all that gets hit
+5 stat Bonus -5 Weeb Debuff for the Mob Knight
+10 Stat Bonus - 5 weeb debuff for the Lilly knight
+20 For the Cult Knight
If scythe and weeb doesn't roll it means he autohits. Yes this is super incredibly fair
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
Rolled 66 (1d100) >>5355586 THIS IS FUCKING IT FOR ME LADS
URAAAAAAAAAAH
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 23 (1d100) >>5355586 aw fug
Anonymous
>>5355586 oh wait, hol up.
Accidentally put d500 instead of d100
Who wanna reroll
Lily Knight Twinkle
Lily Knight Twinkle
Mob Knight Abel
>>5355589 i'd say nigger
but all I can say is rigger
Anonymous
>>5355591 >>5355592 Come. Take my hand. And we can reroll everything
Mob Knight Abel
>>5355593 I dunno OP, 1 is like 4 away from 5
how can I trust you?
Anonymous
>>5355595 Do you really wanna keep your 66 and Twinkle's 23 against the 4d500 or do you want to re roll 4d100 again for another chance to not get smacked in the face
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
>>5355597 let's reroll for the 4d100
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5355597 Just do the re-roll.
Lily Knight Twinkle
Quoted By:
>>5355597 reroll or we die
Anonymous
Rolled 68, 61, 46, 78 = 253 (4d100) Roll 1d100! The dice order will be His highest against your highest, lowest against your lowest and so on. He'll deal damage twice to all that gets hit
Lily Knight Twinkle
Quoted By:
Rolled 24 (1d100) >>5355601 Oh nooo
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Quoted By:
Rolled 22 + 8 (1d100 + 8) >>5355601 Resist his attack, brothers!
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
Rolled 92 (1d100) >>5355601 URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Anonymous
Rolled 1 (1d6) Bursting with energy, he slams into the knights!
Mob Knight Abel
Rolled 2, 1, 1, 2, 1, 1, 1, 1 = 10 (8d3) >>5355610 oh boy
Lily Knight Twinkle
Rolled 3, 2, 3, 3, 2, 3, 3, 1 = 20 (8d3) >>5355610 ow
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5355612 OW
>>5355610 and if they don't roll
Scythe Knight Gustaf
Rolled 2, 2, 1, 3, 1, 2, 2, 1 = 14 (8d3) >>5355610 Am I understanding this right if I say we get our best stat+5 in total damage reduction here?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5355613 FULL 24 DAMAGE BABY
Anonymous
>>5355614 Yes. So for you it'd be 14 - (8+5) = 1 damage taken
Plus 5 million damage due to Gusta's untreated cancer
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5355616 Truly a sad end to a Knight's tale. I should've gotten the chemo done before I left the Monastery.
Lily Knight Twinkle
Quoted By:
>>5355611 >fully tanked it was in fact mobbin time
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
>>5355619 I'll become a Scythe Knight apprentice, Gustaf
don't you worry
Anonymous
Brave and honorable knights. I present you with a choice:
Mob Knight Abel
>>5355624 C.
noone likes the weeb
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5355624 C. Every good story ends with some sort of heroic sacrifice.
Lily Knight Twinkle
Quoted By:
>>5355625 still angry about
>>5355525 Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5355625 >>5355626 you two literally pushed him in while I tripped
Lily Knight Twinkle
Quoted By:
>>5355624 B because at least give him a chance even though he's a weeb
Anonymous
>>5355625 >>5355626 >>5355628 The weeb bravely sacrificed himself, and definitely did not get pushed into the line of fire by the other knights. The cult knight slams hard into him, completely obliterating the weeb into nothing. The other knights were slightly damaged from the sheer shockwave of the weeb-obliteration
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5355632 "Oh shit, sorry about that."
Mob Knight Abel
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5355632 His bravery will not be forgotten for the next ten minutes. Now, let us see the special ending.
Anonymous
>>5355633 >>5355634 >>5355635 "That was ruthless. To push a fellow knight into certain death like that....you are truly my children......Also Lilly, about that thing you asked before....I hid a book called "How to pick up fair maidens" under the floorboards...ask your mom"
Then he dies.
For reals this time
Mob Knight Abel
>>5355636 NOW ABSCOND THE CITY BEFORE THOSE OTHER KNIGHTS CATCH US
Scythe Knight Gustaf
>>5355636 It is time to escape the city with haste!
Anonymous
>>5355637 >>5355639 Speaking of which, Gustaf's secret order has also JUST arrived. And we will deal with that....in like 2 hours.
I gotta head out for a bit
I
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
>>5355640 >>I gotta head out for a bit oh alright, see ya OP
I'll take a quick nap then
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
>>5355640 >>5355639 HEY GUSTAF
can I join the secret order
I don't think my previous knightly order will take me back plus you're cool
Anonymous
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5355700 oh god it's the larpers
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5355702 Twinkle gets a -50 debuff
Mobile Gustaf
>>5355700 Grandmaster! We have just defeated a most fearsome opponent, but fear not: The Grail remains safe.
Anonymous
>>5355704 "Is that so? Great news Gustaf! Come on now. Get over here and show me"
Mobile Gustaf
>>5355710 Hand over the Grail.
Anonymous
>>5355719 Gustaf makes his way over to where his order is standing! Any objections to this turn of events?
Mobile Gustaf
>>5355727 None. Deliver the Grail.
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5355727 Can I at least have credit for this, I need to pass the final test with it
Anonymous
>>5355732 >>5355734 "....Wait. You. You're from the Pure Lilly Convent School aren't you"
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5355739 Ye- uh maybe but that other Lily Knight sure is
Anonymous
>>5355745 "Ah my mistake then. Guess this hand written letter addressed to the headmistress of the Pure Lilly Convent School for Proper Ladies won't be of use to you then. As it vouches that you've retrieved the Grail and delivered it to its rightful place and therefore should pass with flying colors"
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5355748 Wait you know the headmistress?
Mobile Gustaf
>>5355748 Grandmaster, time is wasting. The Cult that stole the Grail have much control in Tower City. Even parts of the Nobility is under their sway. We must leave before they can muster more forces to oppose us.
Weebusy orknight
>>5355748 The fuck happened!? I wake up to this?
I demand a happy ending for Orkuzashi
Mobile Gustaf
>>5355762 He got to meet his perfect waifu in heaven.
Weebusy orknight
Quoted By:
>>5355763 You mother fuckers!
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 29 Jul 2022 15:00:50 No. 5355766 Report >>5355748 Does this get us to keep our job?
Anonymous
>>5355751 >>5355758 >>5355766 >>5355762 "Gustaf, if what you say is true, then things are worse than I thought. Come, all of you, into the carriage. We'll discuss more on the way"
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5355769 Coincidentally, the weeb knight's king comes
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 29 Jul 2022 15:04:46 No. 5355774 Report >>5355769 WAAAAIT, first I take corpses of my brother, Weeb knight, and dad, cultist knight, for proper burial and getting the will from my dads corpse
Weebusy orknight
>>5355769 Wait .... am Weeb Alive? Plot tweest?
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5355774 Wait, your brother is dead? Pretty sure he's just drunk.
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 29 Jul 2022 15:07:35 No. 5355779 Report Quoted By:
>>5355777 I don't know anymore, but we still need our dads will to see who inherits the uhhh...whatever we inherit from him
Anonymous
>>5355776 Perhaps he was looking at the WEEB GHOST.
Speaking of which
>>5355772 "Grandmaster. There's a small army approaching. Seems to be from the neighboring kingdom"
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5355782 I'm going to need to hold on the that letter for...the other one, yeah she needs it
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 29 Jul 2022 15:11:29 No. 5355785 Report >>5355782 Just so we are clear. You guys do the resurrection things, yes? Like monks and such calling upon their god to bring the dead back to life or something?
Weebusy orknight
>>5355782 Can't believe you guys sacrificed me while I was under the durrr spell.
Anonymous
>>5355783 "Suuuuuuure she does. Here."
>>5355785 "Yes. Why do you ask?"
>>5355786 Mobile Gustaf
>>5355782 Quickly, we must escape before we are drawn in to battle with the Kingdom.
Lily Knight Twinkle
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 29 Jul 2022 15:19:04 No. 5355794 Report >>5355788 We got a fallen knight who helped us on this quest, he's around here, and there, some on our dad right here, that smear too...oh and I think his head is here somewhere
Weebusy orknight
>>5355794 The only honorable knights here are the drunks. Really I did not expect such chivalry and honor. My gratitude to you brotha.
Anonymous
>>5355793 >>5355790 >>5355794 >>5355795 "Oh. You mean resurrect THAT kind of dead huh....hmmmm"
Who wants to roll for this one
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 29 Jul 2022 15:24:59 No. 5355799 Report >>5355795 As a wise man once said, "Family" or something, it was in like a play about horses going really fast and furious or something
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 29 Jul 2022 15:28:02 No. 5355802 Report >>5355798 Uhhh what is the roll goal?
Weebusy orknight
Quoted By:
>>5355799 Ah the eastern drift horse race is all I know of.
Weebusy orknight
Quoted By:
>>5355798 Bring melee baaaaccccckkk old man!
Anonymous
>>5355802 A. The Secret Order can resurrect the Weeb, thereby avoiding conflict with the Other Kingdom
B. The weeb is to fucked to be resurrected, the Other Kingdom won't be pleased
C. Rocks fall everyone dies
D. Genuflect
Weebusy orknight
>>5355805 A
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lily Knight Twinkle
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 29 Jul 2022 15:32:53 No. 5355808 Report >>5355805 Uhhhhhhhh A, our employment depends on it
I'm working real hard here to not choose D here, weeb, you better appreciate it
Anonymous
>>5355806 >>5355807 >>5355808 So who wanna roll. This will determine the final ending slides
Mobile Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5355805 A.
For his service in bringing the Grail back to it's rightful place, the Order bestows upon the Weeb new life. Also a cupon for 25% off any purchase in the Knight Shop.
Mob Knight Abel
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 29 Jul 2022 15:35:37 No. 5355814 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 58 (1d100) >>5355810 Gizza sec, let me test that
Weebusy orknight
Rolled 24 (1d100) >>5355808 I do greatly
>>5355810 Let's roll, heart of the d-d-dice!
Anonymous
Alright. Anyone else who hasn't rolled yet. Roll 1d100
Weebusy orknight
Quoted By:
>>5355815 Oh we choose amongst ourselves or is it a roll against each other?
Mob Knight Abel
Rolled 69 (1d100) >>5355819 URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
but actually it's for the weeb so it's like uraaaahhhhh...
Mack the Scythe
Rolled 53 (1d100) >>5355819 I suppose this is the least he deserves for throwing the perfect cast
Mobile Gustaf
Rolled 46 + 5 (1d100 + 5) >>5355819 Revive him with the scent of discounted deals
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 29 Jul 2022 15:44:51 No. 5355827 Report Quoted By:
Weebusy orknight
Quoted By:
>>5355823 >>5355822 >>5355821 Please make me Mochi fresh or poak bun scent.
Anonymous
>>5355821 You. You are clearly the best roll (probably)
Roll 1d4:
1. The Secret Order can resurrect the Weeb, thereby avoiding conflict with the Other Kingdom
2. The weeb is to fucked to be resurrected, the Other Kingdom won't be pleased
3. The Secret Order can resurrect the Weeb, but something goes wrong during the process
4. Genuflect
Mob Knight Abel
Rolled 1 (1d4) >>5355830 MOB KNIGHTS ALWAYS WIN BABYYYYYYYY
Anonymous
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 29 Jul 2022 15:47:47 No. 5355833 Report Quoted By:
Weebusy orknight
Quoted By:
>>5355831 That he fucking does!
>>5355830 Upon resurrection Weeb knight becomes casual weeb knight to join in Mob Knights Special attacks.
Mobile Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5355831 The Mob always prevail.
Anonymous
>>5355831 The universe cannot accept a good ending for the weeb. and thus it imploded.
The End
Mob Knight Abel
Weebusy orknight
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 29 Jul 2022 15:52:17 No. 5355841 Report >>5355838 Okay, but what if...
Mobile Gustaf
Weebusy orknight
>>5355847 NANI! DID WEEB BECOME A SINGULARITY?
Anonymous
>>5355841 oh shit free money
Mob Knight Abel
>>5355850 TRAP OP AND CHANGE THE ENDING OURSELVES
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 29 Jul 2022 15:56:57 No. 5355852 Report Quoted By:
>>5355850 NOW, GET THE NET
Anonymous
>>5355851 YOU TRAITOROUS SONS OF BITCHES
Mob Knight Abel
>>5355855 >>5355849 WEEB JUST THIS ONE TIME, YOU WILL OWE US DESPITE US KILLING YOU
Weebusy orknight
>>5355856 Doesn't that just cancel them out?
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 29 Jul 2022 16:02:40 No. 5355861 Report >>5355855 GET THE STICKS
>>5355858 Nah, betraying you was a one step process, resurrecting is a three step one, and 3-1=2 so there
Weebusy orknight
>>5355861 Ah, I've always been bad at math, so I have to take your word for it
Lily Knight Twinkle
Quoted By:
>>5355855 >>5355864 Yeah, clearly
Also do you mind if the insane crazy voice in your head gets removed
Anonymous
And thus, all's well that ends well. After he was revived by the Secret Order, the Weeb was returned to his Kingdom. Having shamed himself by failing his mission and also dying, he locked himself in his room for a while. The outside world is scary
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
>>5355868 sounds like marian
Lily Knight Twinkle
Quoted By:
>>5355868 sounds like quattro
Anonymous
The Mob Knights died of AIDS
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
>>5355873 HEY WHAT THE FUCK
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 29 Jul 2022 16:19:34 No. 5355875 Report Quoted By:
>>5355873 Yer just malding because we trapped you
Anonymous
The Mob joined the sacred order. Clearly because they were inspired by the great time they spent with the Scythe Knight. And definitely not because they were fired from their previous job for losing the grail.
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
>>5355879 Ayyyyyy the Mob Knight drip
Mob knights long lost knight
Mob knights long lost knight ID:J1YJODu+ Fri 29 Jul 2022 16:25:24 No. 5355883 Report Quoted By:
>>5355879 Truly masters of our craft
Anonymous
For bringing back the Grail. Gustaf was promoted into Master Knight.
Lily Knight Twinkle
>>5355894 They sell gift scythes for your friends
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
>>5355896 Uh oh Twinkle...
The dream's ending
Anonymous
Thanks to the Grandmaster's letter. Twinkle was able to graduate and officially become a proper lady knight. The headmistress looked kinda miffed about it tho, wonder why.
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
>>5355902 yay, congrats twinkle
Weebusy orknight
Quoted By:
>>5355868 Eh it's better than being dead
Lily Knight Twinkle
Quoted By:
>>5355902 So Weeb Knight joins the ranks of Quattro, Marian, Mark and Zebra in the "utter failure" category
Anonymous
For defeating the Final Boss before the timer ends. You have managed to stop the Schizo ending. Clearly this adventure took place in reality, and not a delusion of Patient Twinkle. The entire hospital sequence turned out to be just a drug-induced distraction.
Lily Knight Twinkle
Quoted By:
>>5355911 Just like all isekai animes
Mob Knight Abel
>>5355911 YEAAAAAH
so it's part of the greater adventure lore now?
Weebusy orknight
Quoted By:
>>5355911 Just like many of my Japanese animes
Are you sure you aren't Yoko taro!?
Also what's our next adventure
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Holy shit this was awesome, should've let weeb dead though.
Anonymous
>>5355913 BE SURE TO WATCH OUT FOR KNIGHT CAMEOS IN FUTURE QUESTS, KIDS
WHERE THEY WILL DIE HORRIBLY WITHOUT ANYBODY TO SAVE THEM
Mob Knight Abel
>>5355920 YEAAAAAAAAAH
well, it's time to vote for a new adventure
I'm partial to a new skeleton island marian/quattro thing
Anonymous
>>5355920 Or just sorta show up in the background
Mobile Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5355911 The Grail is now in safe hands. We've also unlocked Cult Knight for subsequent playthroughs. Very nice.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5355922 To die horribly, yes
Anonymous
>>5355921 you want a quest where the only option is abject failure
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
>>5355929 redeeming the skelebros is all I want
Anonymous
Aight nerds, got any more ideas
Anonymous
>>5355932 If we wanted a skeleton fetish quest we would have just said shotasniffer
Anonymous
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
>>5355932 make the skeleton thing "Skeleton Island 3"
also some sorta future cyberpunk thing could be cool
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5355933 uooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shotasniffer
Anonymous
>>5355932 Oh I got another idea, regular dude tries to buy milk
Anonymous
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
>>5355938 sounds like cult knight
Mobile Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5355932 I am not clever or creative, so I can't contribute ideas, but these look good.
Anonymous
>>5355932 Simon Quest where he tries to buy an anime
Mob Knight Abel
>>5355944 how about a Texas quest where it's a spaghetti western
Mobile Gustaf
Quoted By:
>>5355946 This one, this one I like.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5355946 No child shall go unheadshot...
Anonymous
>>5355932 one about a dude running a space ship, the bigger the better
Mob Knight Abel
Quoted By:
>>5355932 >>5355955 some sorta space battleship yamato/gundam cross over thing could be cool and could fulfill OP's need for mechs
Anonymous
Anonymous
Alright, I think that's everything. Probably.
Mob Knight Abel
>>5355967 yeah it only took us 10 months
nice
Anonymous
>>5355969 May I direct you to Skeleton Island 2 that spanned 2 years
Mob Knight Abel
>>5355972 but that had an endless plot and lots of storybuilding
Anonymous
>>5355973 I'm still not sure what we achieved
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Thanks everyone for making this....amazing....adventure happen. Yea.
Poll be here:
http://poal.me/e0ghmo Updates be here:
https://twitter.com/notapaladin If only Opee didn't die of AIDS
Mob Knight Abel
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>>5355984 also vote for multiple options
Anonymous
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>>5355984 Thanks for running!
Opee !!OaQJcww9JgM
>>5355984 I live in a society
also no dragon witch on this poll? what happened...
Anonymous
Opee !!OaQJcww9JgM
wow!! check this totally official next quest teaser I found!
Anonymous
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>>5356864 hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Opee !!OaQJcww9JgM
kinda wish we saw k-knight and bombard knight, I had fun designing them
Anonymous
Anonymous
Mob Knight Abel
>>5355984 looks like we might have a combo quest of space battleship and skeleton island thing
Anonymous
>>5356971 >>5356983 kinda dumb question, but what is k-knight's name a reference to?
Opee !!OaQJcww9JgM
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5357293 He is, and may the lord forgive me for uttering this, a Korean
Anonymous
>>5357394 >korean the people south of best korea are not true koreans
Anonymous
>>5357224 So Quattro quest where he takes a space battleship to rescue Bobby from something
Mob Knight Abel
>>5357628 yeah but we need everyone else in the family too
Anonymous
>>5357630 make it the avengers: infinity war of the TNAPverse
Mob Knight Abel
>>5357671 so all the cameos in the world
Anonymous
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>>5357674 that's skeleton island 4: endgame
Anonymous
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>>5357416 north koreans aren't people
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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wtf how did we manage to have captured princess suddenly rise to top
Anonymous
To be fair Weeb 3 fucked up everything
Anonymous
>>5359593 What the fuck is your problem
Anonymous
>>5360046 Evidently, Weeb 3
Anonymous
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>>5360051 all water under the bridge now that weeb knight got the bad ending and will be laughed at for actually dying
Anonymous
I do hope we get another quest in the Knightverse some day. We have many interesting Knight concepts that were unpicked.
Anonymous
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>>5360238 The knightverse is literally just the TNAPverse but in the medieval past
Every quest is connected and canon and Lolisniffer is the Thanos of TNAPverse
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Man OP your threads and characters are so fun and good if I had the artistic skill I'd draw porn of them. That's how good they are. Good work to all the PC's for bringing this to life
Anonymous
>>5362202 give OP money and he will draw the porn for you
Anonymous
>>5362227 I don't think he has a commission sheet
Anonymous
>captured princess was just a leftover from the past poll >rises to the top unexpectedly
Anonymous
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>>5362235 contact Sojourner, then
Anonymous
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>>5362404 NOOOOOOOO!!!! YOU CANT VOTE FOR ANYTHING OUTSIDE SKELETONS! WE NEED MORE THREADS FOR ZEBRA TO MAKE HIS COMBACK
Anonymous
>>5362202 Girls of Notapaladin Calender when
Anonymous
>>5363057 how many of them are there
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5357293 The fact he stutters.
Anonymous
Let's just get the captured princess quest (a sequel to qst adventure thing) with special guests from skeleton island and put them on a space battle ship.
Anonymous
>>5365302 First we need to find OP
This may take a month
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5366200 >>5366297 I propose kidnapping and forcing OP to run 24/7 for our entertainment.
Anonymous
>>5366297 Maybe 1000 years
Unless OP tells us
Anonymous
>>5367287 Perhaps even more than that
Anonymous
Anonymous
this quest had the best designs in my honest opinion, sad to see it go
Anonymous
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>>5371688 Booty Cultist is indeed peak character design
