>>5347854giggled, and thanks for the suggestion :)
>>5347843>>5347845Ah, what a fool you had been. A dunce of every variety! What noble rogue assaults a common man, most of whom are unlucky or forced into their situation by the cruel, fickle hand of fate. For lack of bat paraphernalia or otherwise you have discarded this option. After all why do such a thing when there are more vile, oppressive, bountif-, ehrm, <span class="mu-i">avaricious victims. You have nothing to live for and never will, but in a cry against the mercilessness of life, you can bring down the mighty, uplift the downtrodden, and super-uplift the even cooler downtrodden, you! You might even give some of the proceeds to charity! And you've got just the piece of shit on your mind, an acquaintance of your "father" who lives nearby and once said you remind him of some liberal comedian/singer-songwriter despite clearly being one of God's "OCs" and therefore perfectly you-nique, as all men are said to be. How should you approach this situation
>A - Intrigue. Say you're coming to visit him, poison his ass and run away with his coffers>B - Hide outside his house and stab him lmao, take whatever's on his body and run>C - Fraud. Take him to a court of law with a baller, foolproof case, probably>D - [suggest your own]</span> 
