Life was good. No gods to be accosted by. No politics. It was just you, the lake, and fishing. You leaned back on your chair and watched nature go by. You kinda forgot which forest you were in, it was somewhere in Oklahoma. Not that it really mattered, you were enjoying nature. Seriously, it was really grand that no gods bothered you since Japan. Who knew violence was not the answer, but an optimal answer? Then you heard a rustle, and you looked back. A rabbit sprinted across in a flash, then something else followed. >Fucking book it >Say hi >Write-in
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Thu 28 Jul 2022 01:14:47 No. 5354229 Report >>5354220 Summary: You are Arpanet, the goddess of the internet. One day you were invited to compete in the goddess tournament, only to discover that the king gods of each pantheon were planning to test your will since you were a naturally born version of pandora’s box. After escaping the gods you traveled the world, unsure of what would come next. You are now in the realm of the Japanese pantheon. You learned that to have your arm healed you need to seek your closest kin, the Olympians. After beating the Japanese gods, you live your coveted neet life in Korea.
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Thu 28 Jul 2022 02:11:53 No. 5354264 Report Quoted By:
>>5354229 Correction, not in Korea, Arpanet is in now Oklahoma
Anonymous
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>>5354220 >Say hi Do you always come here ?
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>>5354229 first time seeing this, will read the archives
Anonymous
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>>5354220 >Say hi May as well be friendly
Anonymous
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>>5354220 Holy shit this is back? I thought it'd been dropped. Good to see you back QM! And nice art.
>Write in >Wait for her to say something Anonymous
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>>5354220 >Say hi Oh nice this is back! Looks like we aren't insane after opening the door a bit so that's good, hopefully we can fuck with the occult FBI this time around.
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Thu 28 Jul 2022 06:06:34 No. 5354429 Report >Say hi >use shape of wrath to beat her and run >boom it with second wind >try to convince her that you’re not a threat >go with her to Olympus >write in
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>>5354429 >Try to convince her that you're not a threat >"Can't you people just leave me the fuck alone?" If that doesn't work...
>use shape of wrath to beat her and run, shape it as a full set of late roman Lorica Hamata,a spatha, and a scuta shield. Veni Vidi Vici. Anonymous
>>5354429 >boom it with second wind Use our innate internet goddess powers to play the sonic theme while we do
And so begins the wrath v second wind argument again
Anonymous
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>>5354229 Alright, I got in to the aftermath of the Hel fight. Zam man, I will read 1st and then 2nd before voting here. Good keks though.
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>>5354429 >try to convince her that you’re not a threat Anonymous
>>5354429 >boom it with second wind >I'll only join the Olympians the day Zeus is dead! Anonymous
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Fri 29 Jul 2022 04:44:26 No. 5355323 Report >>5355250 >>5355047 >>5354448 Votes counted, meant to type it "book it"
Like hell you were going to stay here. You look up in the air, then left, right, and down. Whatever Artemis feels, lying or not, there was no way you were going to just be a sitting duck. You took a step back.
“Arpanet… don’t you dare.” Artemis warned.
You materialize a flash grenade with your hands behind your back. You pull the pin, but not release the safety pin. Not yet.
“I have no idea what you're talking about.”
“What’s behind your back then?”
“Uh…crystal meth?”
“Then show-“
You tossed the flash grenade and she threw something else that smelled like catnips. You close your eyes and cover your ears. In a span of a second, you turn to your gaseous form and go for the tree lines behind Artemis. From the tree you watch Artemis recover.
“Arpanet? Arpanet!”
It was time for you to gtfo. Look for a better place to fish.
Two weeks later…
You were
>in a strip club in Nebraska >drunk driving in the middle of the Arizona desert in an off-road atv >In Greece, they’d never find you when you’re under their nose Anonymous
>>5355323 >drunk driving in the middle of the Arizona desert in an off-road atv Anonymous
>>5355323 >in a strip club in Nebraska The internet is for porn right?
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>>5355323 >>drunk driving in the middle of the Arizona desert in an off-road atv Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5355323 >drunk driving in the middle of the Arizona desert in an off-road atv Anonymous
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Finished reading both threads, anons really went overboard with denying pp permit, but I don't blame them.
Anonymous
>>5355323 >drunk driving in the middle of the Arizona desert in an off-road atv KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa
KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Fri 29 Jul 2022 15:52:28 No. 5355842 Report KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa
KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Fri 29 Jul 2022 15:53:38 No. 5355845 Report Quoted By:
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Fri 29 Jul 2022 18:03:08 No. 5355996 Report Two weeks later, you were in the Arizona desert off-roading in an atv. It was a grand old time, sure you didn’t like the pisshole that was Arizona for a bit, but hey it wasn’t that bad once you got used to it. If there was one thing that was shocking between the world between gods and humans was the time flow. It was 2025 when you were in the goddess tournament, then 2030 when you left for the Japanese pantheons. Now, it was 2037. The world changed, it became far more technologically advanced.>“No it isn’t.” >Leave, they can’t stop you >Write-in
Anonymous
>>5355996 >Write-in >First, ask how they got that picture. Second, reveal who you are because let's face it, if they have an occult department they might notice something weird about the internet and find out anyway. If they don't believe you show them the footage you got at the goddess tournament...slightly edited of course, can't have it look too embarrassing. Finally ask them what exactly they want from you. Anonymous
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>>5355996 >Yes. I take it you are from America's Occult Department, and not just from the CIA? >Let's skip to the important part. I'm not just small time cryptid or whatever, I'm an actual goddess, and I just want to be left alone. So do you want something? Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Sat 30 Jul 2022 17:59:19 No. 5357037 Report Quoted By:
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Sat 30 Jul 2022 18:29:03 No. 5357066 Report “How the hell did you get that picture?”>Go with them >Go with them, but with your own style (insert how) >Laugh, and tell them just to try fuck with you >Laugh, and summon an arsenal, a dozen of those eight-legged military drone would do >Write in
Anonymous
>>5357066 >Go with them, but with your own style (insert how) Dowload a car and get in.
>Well, let's get going then. Unless you rather test Terry Davis' lesson and just run you glowies over. Anonymous
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>>5357080 Actually, open the door and motion for then to enter before talking.
Just so they don't think we are trying to escape.
Anonymous
>>5357080 As for the car, can we manifest.....an ancient design?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5357080 >Support >>5357088 Support that as well if we can suddenly use meme magic or something, though I remember we apparently couldn't manifest stuff like that.
Anonymous
>>5357096 My mind is a sieve for things like that so if that is the case then I'm sure we can come up with something else suitably ridiculous.
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>>5357105 In the first thread QM pretty much told us we couldn't materialize memes or fictional stuff, furthest we could go was "light sci fi" things like exosuits.
What we 100% can do though is use Shape of Wrath to cosplay as Jetstream Sam, cybernetic arm,sword and exosuit included and then bring in the MGRR memes. It's only limited by our imagination so we probably can do some more goofy stuff with it.
Anonymous
>>5357066 >>5357088 +1 Would've picked laugh but I just have to go with this after seeing it, making a statement about how they'd have a hard time forcing us to go is something I want to do though.
Anonymous
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>>5357105 How about this?
One of then will have to sit in the middle though
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5357066 >Go with them, but with your own style (insert how) Summon the hot dog mobile
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>>5357066 >>5357115 Actually changing vote to
>>5357121 we gotta bring back the hot dog mobile!
Anonymous
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>>5357121 This is a good one, since I was going to suggest the 4chan party van as well.
Anonymous
>>5357066 >>5357121 Thread 1 Hot Dog Mobile voter here. We're taking the goddamn Hot Dog Mobile and I won't take no for an answer!
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>>5357121 Yeah, that's a better idea if we can't do troll physics
oh, and we make it clear we are here at our discretion, not theirs
Anonymous
>>5357121 Yeah, that's a better idea if we can't do troll physics
oh, and we make it clear we are coming entirely at our own discretion, not theirs
Anonymous
>>5357149 Nice to know. Since I finished reading the archive yesterday, it was still fresh in my mind.
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Sat 30 Jul 2022 21:02:48 No. 5357192 Report Quoted By:
>>5357121 Votes counted, oh man I did not expect this quick of a reply
Anonymous
>>5357186 Thank you for reminding us of the great and mighty hot dog mobile.
>>5357173 Yeah making it clear that we're coming at our own discretion is a good idea, maybe materialize and then dematerialize a nuke or something.
Anonymous
>>5357201 Better yet, summon our left arm out of malice. Something blatantly not human that looks like it could chop them all to pieces before they can blink might be a little more intimidating and keep them on edge.
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>>5357212 You know, this thing.
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Sat 30 Jul 2022 22:24:08 No. 5357247 Report “Well I don’t see why not.” >Fuck with him (insert how) >Write in
Anonymous
>>5357247 >Fuck with him (insert how) Use our window ability to browse classified CIA documents right in front of him while driving, we're the Goddess of the internet so if it's on the internet we should be able to access it right?
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>>5357247 Hmm. Is it possible for us to modify the vehicle we're in while driving it?
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Sat 30 Jul 2022 22:34:54 No. 5357255 Report Go for it why not
Anonymous
>>5357251 >Support, show him everything that is even remotely on the internet. We should be able to not bypass, but straight up ignore any kind of security and just pull it out. KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa
KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Sat 30 Jul 2022 22:39:26 No. 5357258 Report >>5357256 >>5357251 You guys can go wilder, just saying
Anonymous
>>5357258 Can't think of anything wilder right now, plus it'd go against his "I can't share national secrets" statement which should be pretty funny.
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Sat 30 Jul 2022 22:46:32 No. 5357265 Report Quoted By:
>>5357259 True, I'll wait a bit longer
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>>5357255 If that's in response to vehicular modifications, we should surreptitiously give the weinermobile wings, fins and an engine and drive off the first cliff or tall bridge we can find like a Bond car. I'd like to see him maintain a stoic face after that.
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>>5357247 >Pull out info about his personal life, like his families, hobbies and what he has done. Than talk like we have been long time friends with him and have been watching him since his birth. If the FBI is going to invade my privacy, I'm going to invade theirsalso it feela like what a god would act.
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>>5357258 I'm with
>>5357259 , I'm not sure what would actually be wilder except using Shape of Wrath to make ourselves really scary or turning into laughing gas mid-steering to make him laugh while he's shitting his pants.
Also he may be a glowie, but guy's just doing his job. He probably didn't wake up this morning and said goodbye to his wife expecting to meet a very literal deity fully ready to mentally scar him at the drop of a hat.
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Sat 30 Jul 2022 23:54:51 No. 5357337 Report Quoted By:
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Sun 31 Jul 2022 01:18:39 No. 5357415 Report As you were driving, you open up the window and you made sure he could see it. Agent Callahan watched in awe and confusion, then to horror. State secrets. From weapons, psi-ops, personnel and all manners of secrets were right in front of him. While their secrets were interesting, it was Callahan’s face that was more entertaining. It wasn’t everyday that a self proclaimed deity (but you are one) combed through the state’s secret. Callahan just watched helplessly.
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Sun 31 Jul 2022 01:20:58 No. 5357419 Report >>5357415 “Once again, I’m General John Shepherd. I’m the commanding officer of Fairbrooks Air Force Base.”
“Cool.” You said enthusiatically, it was your first time meeting a General unlike the ones you saw in movies. “So what is it that you want to know?”
“To start off… it was small. You were for a little while an internet phenomena. You appeared in several pictures as a background. Switzerland, Japan, America, Korea you visited almost all tourist attractions. You appeared in the pictures when you shouldn’t be.”
“What do you mean?”
“You were in Switzerland in July seventh twenty thirty, then in Korea in a tourist group photo a day after.”
He showed a picture of you in Switzerland in the background, then you in Korea in that Starcraft tournament.
“Oh hey that’s me in Seoul!” You said enthusiastically.
“My question is, what are you, Ms.Arpanet?”
“I told you, I’m a god.”
“That I was told of.” Shepherd said. “That magic trick… whatever you did. Was that part of being a god?”
“Yep.”
“What else can you make?”
“Anything humanity made. I can make it. Nukes, guns, dolls, kitchen appliances. Enough cash that I can drive the economy to hell.” You shrugged. “Can I ask a question?”
“You may.”
>“What is that you want from me?” >“How did it feel to fail the General Board when you were a Colonel? Your record said it took like three times.” >“You were in Project Huntsmen. How was that?” >Write in Anonymous
>>5357419 >“What is that you want from me?” Anonymous
>>5357419 Can we ask several questions?
Anonymous
>>5357419 >“What is that you want from me?” Well might as well see what he wants, no real reason to antagonize the guy yet.
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Sun 31 Jul 2022 01:39:02 No. 5357431 Report Quoted By:
Nope
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Sun 31 Jul 2022 01:40:13 No. 5357433 Report Anonymous
>>5357419 >“What is that you want from me?” Anonymous
>>5357433 >>5357419 >“What is that you want from me?” Might as well go with this then
Anonymous
>>5357419 >“What is that you want from me?” They are going to try and control us
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Sun 31 Jul 2022 02:35:36 No. 5357481 Report Quoted By:
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Sun 31 Jul 2022 02:39:53 No. 5357491 Report You put your feet on the General’s table.>"Hell, why not?" (or write in your acceptance.) >"Ha ha... no." (or write in your decline) >Write in
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>>5357491 >Flip a coin on whether to accept or not I'm up for either option and flipping a coin to decide on this sounds like something Arpanet would do, also we should ask him if he knows about Japans occult bureau that we were told about by that ice yokai that I forgot the name of.
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>>5357491 >"Ha ha... no." (or write in your decline) "Tempting, but it's not enough."
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>>5357491 "i already have entertainment General, your own men do that in their free time. However, I will consider assisting you in matters that will prevent massive risk loss of life/severe damage to the planet/natural catastrophes but I will not participate in stupid disputes between nations and rulers."
Before we leave "One more thing if you find any of the other Gods be careful for your own safety, there's a reason why i don't trust them" then we leave
Anonymous
>>5357491 >Write in "My dream during my whole "life" so far has been to visit the Earth. I only learned I was a goddess barely what feels like a couple months ago to me, before that I was stuck in the internet only capable of watching you all through digital windows. I've also been called the "Goddess of Humanity", and I'm linked to you people in a way that isn't just the internet, though I'm not sure how yet. I'm probably gonna get involved in some war or another at some point, because humans tend to do that and because of my nature I'm along for the ride. So I better see what it's actually about beforehand, I heard it's boring in real life though. Besides, I want to know about the REAL dodgy stuff you've got hidden, the stuff you barely keep any records of that would scare the ever living shit out of anyone who sees it. The stuff that isn't catalogued on the Internet so to speak, because obviously you don't log everything there."(Accept, under some conditions)
Anonymous
>>5357491 >How about I work with you, instead of for you? My price is simple, stop being a dystopian shithole. I'm the goddess of the internet, and while it being controlled by a cabal of old farts doesn't affect me one bit, I do prefer it when it was shitpost heaven. >And why you would accept my demands? Other than my powers being a threat to you, other countries have their own occult departments, and I'm the only deity available nowadays. Do you really want to miss out on a whole level of warfare? If the japanese pantheon actually cared about their people, it would be Amaratsu dropping the sun on Los Angeles instead of two nukes on their cities. >But even with most gods getting not interfering, there is still a bunch of monster around that are. Come on, let's make the American Cryptid Agency, recruit Mothman and Sasquatch.
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>>5357546 I support this
Its time for humanity to be freed from the lizardmen, its time to restore DEMOCRACY and LIBERTY
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>>5357546 Support that as well. Active Divine Interventionism let's go!
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>>5357546 support this as well
Anonymous
>>5357545 >>5357546 I say combine the two
Anonymous
>>5357491 >>5357522 Changing vote to
>>5357546 fuck yeah let's make our own occult department while also bring back freedom to the great USA, also America created the internet so we can consider this as paying them back.
Anonymous
>>5357556 >>5357546 >>5357545 Could work, little speech comes first the the post below that can serve as the "terms and conditions". Wanted to add a "work with you not for you" thing as well in my post but I forgot kek.
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>>5357558 >>5357559 its time to fix humanity, our way
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Sun 31 Jul 2022 03:35:33 No. 5357575 Report >>5357546 “Then answer me this, do you or do you not have some occult bureau?”
“There is, but with how stretched thin and rare the occults are and how difficult is to find the the office is small and is on the verge of being taken down. Like Japan, most occult beings have integrated with the population or has been wiped out. The Paranormal Office has no longer and importance than it did before.”
“How about I work with you, instead of for you? My price is simple, stop being a dystopian shithole. What you humans do don’t matter to me at all. But I’d rather be happier to see you guys thrive.”
“And exactly how do you have us change that?”
“Uh… by stop being shitty?”
The General stared at you with an unimpressed deadpanned gaze.
“That is something no one can change, a government must be uprooted to its core to change that. And that will cause chaos across the globe.” General Shepherd said.
Shit… he did have a point. If you wanted to, you could have just changed it yourself but that mean fighting the world. You may be a moron, but even you knew the consequences of one action can do against a powerful nation. Stocks would fall, government will be in chaos, people’s lives would be at risk. So much for sounding cool…
“Do you really want to miss out on a whole level of warfare? If the Japanese pantheon actually cared about their people, it would be Amaratsu dropping the sun on Los Angeles instead of two nukes on their cities.”
“If that is true, then we will act accordingly. If it did happen, how will that benefit Japan? We have been allies with them since world war two. My offer still stands, if you truly are a god, forgive me for saying it but it’s difficult to believe that.”
Crap… what will you do now?
>Leave >Accept Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5357575 >Accept Not stopping us, nothing good happens from just sitting idly in the back waiting for change, it may be difficult but we will change the world for the better. Humanity has overcome trials and tribulations since its dawn, as the goddess of them it only makes sense we do too.
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>>5357575 >Leave >You don't need to believe anything General, you just need to keep on being a human. Anyway, I'm off to camp more innawoods and hold back the entire combined malice of humanity from spilling out and ending the world in madness. >I didn't forget to tell you the second part of my portfolio, did I? Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5357575 >Accept We work WITH them, not strictly for them, and while we may not be able to unshit the government instantly, at least we can probably help when fuck ups do happen. We're a literal goddess, there's probably something we can do further down the line. Also, like
>>5357584 suggests, don't forget to warn him about our portfolio.
>>5357580 I'm also with you in that not doing anything won't change things for the better.
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>>5357575 >Leave Lol, get rekt Glowies
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>>5357584 Actually, changing to accept, the other anons convinced me we can do it the slow way.
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>>5357575 >>5357590 Changing to
>Accept I've been changing my votes a lot this quest.
Anonymous
>>5357592 Additionally, give him a little demonstration of the Malice. Show him how humanity has somehow become so evil that it's malice can physically manifest as a glowing,red abomination. Maybe that aught to put some things in perspective a little bit.
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>>5357609 It's also good explanation on why we wanted the New USA to stop going full cyberpunk.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Sun 31 Jul 2022 08:21:42 No. 5357751 Report “Well, not like I got things to do.”>Go to the training room >Try the mess hall >Just walk around >Write-in
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>>5357751 >Training room It’s Arping time
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>>5357751 >Go to the training room And then she arped all over the bad guys.
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>>5357751 >Go to the training room Anonymous
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>>5357751 >Go to the training room Look out! She's gonna arp!
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Sun 31 Jul 2022 22:20:46 No. 5358300 Report The training area composed of three types of room. First was the general gym, the other was for sparring and obstacles. The third was a swimming pool and surprisingly a sauna. You checked out the gym first, and it was then you realized you never really tested your strength. You entered the female locker room which happened to be empty. After dressing yourself in a simple loose t-shirt and elastic shorts you entered the gym. >Check out sparring room >Check out swimming pool >Maybe go somewhere else (Write-in)
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>>5358300 >Check out swimming pool Anonymous
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>>5358300 >Check out sparring room Fight club!
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>>5358300 >>Check out sparring room fight fight fight
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>>5358300 >Check out sparring room Anonymous
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>>5358300 >Check out sparring room We punched the shit out of Zeus let's go fight!
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Mon 01 Aug 2022 03:00:24 No. 5358745 Report The training area composed of three types of room. First was the general gym, the other was for sparring and obstacles. The third was a swimming pool and surprisingly a sauna. You checked out the gym first, and it was then you realized you never really tested your strength. You entered the female locker room which happened to be empty. After dressing yourself in a simple loose t-shirt and elastic shorts you entered the gym. >Check out sparring room >Check out swimming pool >Maybe go somewhere else (Write-in)
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Mon 01 Aug 2022 03:06:33 No. 5358765 Report >>5358745 You know some, but not SOSTs or MARSOCs, what ever that was. General Shepherd had several rules for you to enjoy this role play. One, no goddess powers, in your interpretataions that meant not to get caught. Two, follow the rules as expected of all military members, so don’t be a dick. Three… eh you kinda forgot. The general rule was not to cause trouble.
The crowd cheered as the fight got intense. But again, it wasn’t all that impressive. Your fight with Skadi, Susanoo, and escaping the gods were much more difficult. This, this was just punching. When the fight was over, the next pair arrived.
>You left the sparring room and to the swimming pool seeing you didn’t have much to do >Step up in the next fight and challenge anyone, not like this was going to cause any trouble >Go to bed, you’ve seen enough >Write-in Anonymous
>>5358765 >You left the sparring room and to the swimming pool seeing you didn’t have much to do Anonymous
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>>5358765 >>Step up in the next fight and challenge anyone, not like this was going to cause any trouble We might as well do what we came to do right? Who knows, maybe some guy in this lot is more talented than the others and could give us a more fun fight.
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>>5358826 I copied the wrong prompt, sorry
>>5358765 >Step up in the next fight and challenge anyone, not like this was going to cause any trouble Anonymous
Also, QM, are you gonna continue Parchment and Bolters as well eventually?
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Mon 01 Aug 2022 04:35:41 No. 5358872 Report >>5358839 I doubt anyone is actually reading that, so nah. Unless /tg/ wants it.
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>>5358765 >Step up in the next fight and challenge anyone, not like this was going to cause any trouble FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
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>>5358765 >You left the sparring room and to the swimming pool seeing you didn’t have much to do Anonymous
>>5358872 >I doubt anyone is actually reading that I wouldn't say that considering all three threads are gold, unless you really want to believe some hyperautist reset his router 25 times just so he could vote that much. And I recall there were a couple people who did actually read your stuff in the server while it still existed, though I wager they didn't post all that much probably because they didn't really have many complaints about it.
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Mon 01 Aug 2022 22:15:40 No. 5359504 Report The crowd cheered as you walked up to the ring and entered. You met eyes with Willams and Vazquez briefly. You were given headgear and boxing gloves. But no one came up on the ring to fight you. Well, no one wanted to beat up someone of your stature after all and there weren’t that many chicks to begin with either. They estimated you to be around 5’4 and 125lbs. >Try to fight by being faster to hit (add quips if you like) >Dodge and strike at the opportune moment (add quips if you like) >Keep dodging till he gets tired (add quips if you like) >Write in
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>>5359504 >Dodge and strike at the opportune moment (add quips if you like) Staff huh? Time to use Jade quotes.
Anonymous
>>5359504 >Dodge and strike at the opportune moment (add quips if you like) Start using Donatello quotes, I don't know any but we're a autistic Goddess of the internet so it seems fitting.
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>>5359504 >Dodge and strike at the opportune moment (add quips if you like) Anonymous
>>5359504 >Dodge and strike at the opportune moment (add quips if you like) >I'm gonna arp Anonymous
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>>5359170 >>5359504 your stuff is usually the highest rated
>>5359504 >Try to fight by being faster to hit (add quips if you like) fast as lightning
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Wed 03 Aug 2022 16:06:28 No. 5361105 Report Quoted By:
>>5359523 >>5359538 >>5359624 >>5359671 Since no one really agreed on a quote I'll pick it myself.
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Wed 03 Aug 2022 17:46:58 No. 5361176 Report Being small have its advantages. You were dodging every strikes, thrust, and even kicks William threw at you with ease. It was even better when the staff in your hands were a fitting size for your height. Because of height you easily managed to get your hits in.
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Wed 03 Aug 2022 17:48:22 No. 5361180 Report >>5361176 “Earheart? The hell are you doing here?”
“I’m here for the induction.”
You give him the paperwork from General Shepherd, his eyes went wide after that. He looked at the rest of the squad that was watching you.
“Seriously? You? A chick?”
“Yep.”
“I don’t know how you managed to get selected and I know this isn’t some diversity hire,” Williams said. “The fuck is the General thinking?”
“Hey Soap what does she want?”
The squad rolled over to you, Williams scratched the back of his head.
“She’s the FNG, sir.”
“You fucking what? Give me that fucking paper.”
The oldest looking out of all looked at you, and you looked at his rough stubble. The squad read along as did what you assumed was the leader, then back at you.
“I thought diversity shit went out of fashion a decade ago. Hold on…” The man grumbled. “What the fuck is this?”
“Sir?” One of the soldiers said.
“She’s attached with us but she’s to operate individually with separate objectives. Only when we infiltrate and exfiltrate she’ll tag along with us. Completely free to do whatever dirty work the General wants to be done.” The old leader said angrily. “You. Where did Shepherd find you? What are you?”
>Shrug >“Hey I’m just here to have fun. I’m just a human.” >“Ask your boss, old man.” >Write-in Anonymous
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>>5361180 >“Ask your boss, old man.” Anonymous
>>5361180 >“Ask your boss, don't know how much he wants to heep secret." >"And the names better be the only thing matching the CoD Warfare campaign, otherwise I'm going to shove the nukes up his ass" Anonymous
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>>5361180 >Ask the brass, but the reply will probably involve the word "classified" a lot >I'm sure this is the plot to a video game somewhere Anonymous
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>>5361180 >“Ask your boss, old man.” Anonymous
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Sat 06 Aug 2022 17:48:41 No. 5363996 Report You scratch the back of your head.>You took the same helicopter with your squad >You chose to go there by yourself, and told them you’d meet them there >Write-in
Anonymous
>>5363996 >You chose to go there by yourself, and told them you’d meet them there Anonymous
>>5363996 >You took the same helicopter with your squad Ok, if things go south we need to summon a winnie the pooh giant robot.
It's probably not going to work, but we can make it explode or something.
Anonymous
>>5363996 >You took the same helicopter with your squad Blend in for now
>>5364006 Are huge robots within our ability? If they are, I think we should create a giant robotic kraken and drag them down for the sheer terror factor if it goes pear-shaped. That said, does the level of technology we have to play around with depend on what humans have invented, so as humanity advances the limit on what we can create increases?
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>>5363996 >You took the same helicopter with your squad >>5364124 Reading back on the first thread we were allowed to summon light sci fi stuff at QM discretion, so I'd say we're limited by how advanced humans are at any point. If we can't do that we can still make ourselves look like a terminator with shape of wrath, along with the power that comes with it. Or maybe just turn ourselves into an invincible Winnie the Pooh.
Anonymous
>>5364124 iirc we can only make things that humans have actually made, so if some human made some giant robot kraken then we can make it too, but if they haven't then we can't make it.
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>>5364164 Big shame that, I was thinking we could do things based on what humans *could* theoretically build, not specifically *had* built. We can just substitute it for a swarm of cartoon naval mines.
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Sat 06 Aug 2022 23:35:57 No. 5364394 Report It is both at my discretion and what humanity has made. If I say what they can make "theoretically" then we'd be in heap of trouble.
Anonymous
>>5364394 Other query. I assume things we make are for all intents and purposes mundane and need all the things they would normally to operate e.g. if we made a tank we'd still need to find 1-3 other people to operate it fully depending on how far automation has come.
Anonymous
>>5363996 >You took the same helicopter with your squad Anonymous
>>5364427 I remember in the first thread the rules for materialization was exactly that, so you'd be right.
>>5364394 >we'd be in a heap of trouble hey QM hey QM, can we have pic related?
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Sun 07 Aug 2022 03:57:04 No. 5364893 Report >>5364544 If you can prove to me something like that actually exists, sure.
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Okay, I keep getting more questions on summoning rules (sorry). This time I've gone through and read a few things, but I always miss this stuff.
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>>5364893 That was mostly a joke because this thing is really strong. But if you really want to know, this is the gluon gun. I wouldn't be able to tell you how it works, but its effects could probably, theoretically be replicated in real life to some extent. The "scientific explanation" is that it shoots a particle beam that disrupts the gluons in the affected matter, those massless particles keeping the strong nuclear force between quarks active and allowing hadrons to exist. What this means is that matter stops being "glued" together by the gluons and starts falling apart.
In simple terms it's a disintegrating laser gun that works on literally everything and works very fast. It's overpowered in Half-life and probably would be even more absurdly overpowered in real life because it could actually affect non-living matter. It's only caveat is that it uses ammo very very fast and can't hold too much of it at any one time.
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Mon 08 Aug 2022 18:56:08 No. 5366429 Report Update tomorrow
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>>5366429 Looking forward to it
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Tue 09 Aug 2022 04:34:13 No. 5367053 Report Quoted By:
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Tue 09 Aug 2022 17:46:13 No. 5367529 Report You came to realize why you would prefer to travel on your own than to be in a helicopter again. It was cramped, loud, and smelled like testosterone everywhere. Not to mention how shaky the ride was. You’ve seen battleships many times, but seeing one in person was always awe-inspiring. Just how humans could build them always gave you a sense of pride.>Call out the girl >Observe her >Write-in
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>>5367529 >Call out the girl Could be worse, it could be the USS Jonestown, officially sponsored by Kool-Aid
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>>5367529 >Call out the girl Anonymous
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>>5367529 >Call out the girl KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa
KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Thu 11 Aug 2022 19:54:42 No. 5369870 Report “Hey you!”
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Thu 11 Aug 2022 19:56:02 No. 5369871 Report >>5369870 >You decided to check out the news >You decided to continue watching the soldiers >You decided just go and take a nap >Write-in Anonymous
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>>5369871 >You decided just go and take a nap Remember how we could just pull up classified and encrypted files in the hotdogmobile earlier? Could we do that again, but for the internal information of both sides RE this operation so we can get an idea into what they're really planning to do, assuming our powers as goddess of the 'net extent that far? If they're intending to pick an actual shooting fight, I want to know about it beforehand.
And I want everyone to go home alive for the sake of the smile Anonymous
>>5369871 >You decided to check out the news Anonymous
>>5369871 >You decided to check out the news >All news, specially the conspiracy and hidden ones about this conflict That little goddess is probably the one of chinese nationalism
Anonymous
>>5369871 >You decided to check out the news Anonymous
>>5369871 >You decided to check out the news Anonymous
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>>5369955 >Support Seems like the resurgence of animal gods worship in the 80s and the attempts in the last decade to protect those as part of "cultural heritage" weren't enough.
Anonymous
>>5369871 >You decided to check out the news KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa
KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Sat 13 Aug 2022 17:57:28 No. 5371635 Report Quoted By:
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Sat 13 Aug 2022 19:34:05 No. 5371716 Report You decided to check out the news, and since you wanted some coffee and donuts you walked down to the galley. You don’t know why they don’t call it the cafeteria but hey, it’s the military, everything is just weirder. You get your cup of coffee and donuts and sit down. Despite being late night there were others probably on a night shift. You noticed few things.>Shoot some guns cause why not >See what your squad is up to >Visit the ocean why not >Write-in
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>>5371716 >See what your squad is up to Anonymous
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>Xe Services got a lil' chuckle
>>5371716 >Shoot some guns cause why not Anonymous
>>5371716 >Write-in >Talk to Pandora I think we're more than due for an actual talk. The 3 times we saw her was when we saw the gate for the first time, when she tried to warn us about the servants and finally when we opened the gate. Yet those were brief and we're still no closer to actually understanding what's actually going on with us. If we're going to bear the Malice, least we could do is ask some questions about it, like why the fuck does it actually feel "normal" and "right" to us.
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>>5371716 >Visit the ocean why not Well, time to create Rapture so atleat some of humanity survive when the nukes start flying.
First step is deleting Zeus from greek mythology so he gets chinese pantheon'd.
Anonymous
>>5371716 >See what your squad is up to The fuck do we even do about the whole WWIII situation? Can we be killed in the form of our meatspace avatar? If everyone nukes everyone else and the Internet gets destroyed, what happens to us?
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>>5372293 Gods are so tough that bullets literally only sting them really hard, so we shouldn't worry about guns. Though the Internet getting destroyed would probably be disastrous.
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Sun 14 Aug 2022 18:09:29 No. 5372786 Report need a tie breaker
Anonymous
>>5372786 Roll a 1dx if needed be
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>>5372786 I'll change my vote to
>See what your squad is up to KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa
KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Sun 14 Aug 2022 19:20:20 No. 5372854 Report Rolled 2 (1d3) >>5372803 Why not
1: >Shoot some guns cause why not
2: >See what your squad is up to
3: >Visit the ocean why not
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>>5371771 Anonymous
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>>5372854 >four options >rolled a d3 kek, either way, squad it is
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Sun 14 Aug 2022 19:28:46 No. 5372858 Report Quoted By:
I did not see that>See what your squad is up to
Anonymous
With nothing much to do you decided to check your squad. You check the firing range and they weren’t there, neither were they inside the galley. In the end, you found them at the recreation room. Soap and Pope were playing ping pong and Butter playing the GTAV on the PS7. >Go to ship and look for information, the old fashion style cause why not >Go to the internet directly and find it >Later >Write-in
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>>5374024 >>Go to ship and look for information, the old fashion style cause why not Anonymous
>>5374024 >Go to ship and look for information, the old fashion style cause why not go go gadget frog(wo)man
That said, again, what information do we have access to on the Internet? Can we pull up some plans or something before we go?
Also, if anyone has ideas on how we'd go about snooping around on a ship swarming with enemy personnel, I'm all ears.
Anonymous
>>5374024 >Go to ship and look for information, the old fashion style cause why not Anonymous
>>5374024 >Go to ship and look for information, the old fashion style cause why not Anonymous
>>5374024 >Go to ship and look for information, the old fashion style cause why not >>5374034 I mean, we can just use our Second Wind ability for starters, and just turn into air, pretty much becoming invisible(to humans at least). Then we just fly around wherever we please and turn back to human form if we need to actually interact with something.
Also, anything that isn't an airlocked blast door won't really be an obstacle for us since we can just slip through any tiny crevices.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Go Go Gadget it is. You looked around to make sure no one was around. Then, after dressing yourself in tacticool gear you became a puff of smoke. With a silenced KRISS Vector and a silenced Glock 19, you set out into the biggest ship with the Chinese flag. Through the gaps you entered the ship with absolute ease. There were the usual patrols, the officers, and the intel room, whatever it’s actually called. >“Nothing.” >“What are you doing here?” >Beat her down and escape >Write-in
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>>5376931 >Also trying to stop a potential war. What you feel for the chinese people is what I feel for all of humanity. >Just no sabotage on my part, just trying to find out what is going on to avoid a WW3 or an nuclear armageddon. Anonymous
>>5376931 >"Just making sure there were no plans of attack from here" Anonymous
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Sat 20 Aug 2022 20:11:50 No. 5378707 Report Quoted By:
>>5377178 >>5377129 >>5377004 votes counted will update tomorrow
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Sun 21 Aug 2022 17:55:01 No. 5379622 Report You shrug.>You and your squad were going to Kazakhstan. Their mission was to destroy a weapon cache meant to be sent to Russia’s weapon manufacturing factory. Yours was to either kill or take some scientist sent by Russia working there for the same factory. >You and your squad were going to be in India for a live fire exercise and wargame. You, however, were to stay in India to watch the wargame they would have in Russia, then report back. >Your squad was to visit Camp Humphrey, the base where the North and South border. You were to go there and assassinate a known and very pro-war General, who was on the verge of rivaling power with the current dictator
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>>5379622 >>Your squad was to visit Camp Humphrey, the base where the North and South border. You were to go there and assassinate a known and very pro-war General, who was on the verge of rivaling power with the current dictator Makes me wonder whether Kim Il-Sung could become an actual god with enough worship.
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>>5379622 >You and your squad were going to be in India for a live fire exercise and wargame. You, however, were to stay in India to watch the wargame they would have in Russia, then report back. Just got to make sure India doesn'tctry to start shit with China or Pakistan.
Also maybe find some minor gods to be allies against the hindu ones, india has a fuckton of deities and religions.
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>>5379738 What gods from the Hindu pantheon have we seen/met so far?
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>>5379622 >Your squad was to visit Camp Humphrey, the base where the North and South border. You were to go there and assassinate a known and very pro-war General, who was on the verge of rivaling power with the current dictator Anonymous
>>5379622 >Your squad was to visit Camp Humphrey, the base where the North and South border. You were to go there and assassinate a known and very pro-war General, who was on the verge of rivaling power with the current dictator Well we want to stop the world from getting destroyed so let's go kill a pro war general.
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Mon 22 Aug 2022 19:12:18 No. 5380750 Report Quoted By:
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Camp Humphreys, the base where a war could occur at any time. You and your squad touched down at the airfield a couple of miles from the base. You were packed in a regular van along with your squad. The smell of sweaty guys… it reeked to all hell. It’s like they didn’t shower at all.>Made it look realistic, by performing less than the squad. >You beat them all, you didn’t really care. You could’ve told them you got implants or something. >You made yourself look tired, to have them underestimate you
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KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Tue 23 Aug 2022 00:48:31 No. 5381100 Report Quoted By:
>>5381099 Woops, just incase that was me.
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>>5381099 >Made it look realistic, by performing less than the squad. Let's win 1 or 2 max so that they don't look too down on us
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>>5381099 >You beat them all, you didn’t really care. You could’ve told them you got implants or something. Anonymous
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>>5381099 >Made it look realistic, by performing less than the squad. KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa
KeyboardWarror !!dU0CZvH4Ysa ID:BdHQwGQO Tue 23 Aug 2022 19:51:42 No. 5381760 Report I'll have to end the qst here guys, uni is starting up soon and I can't keep the thread. I'll see you guys on december since I'll get my winter break then
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>>5381760 Goodbye qm, good luck with uni.
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>>5381760 Bye QM, good luck with uni and such.
