WHAT UP YOU LAME MOTHERFUCKERS. DO YOU WANT TO TAKE PART IN THE GREATEST MOST EXCITING ONESHOT YOU'VE EVER EXPERIENCED IN YOUR MISERABLE LIFE?!!

DO YOU WANT TO LIVE OUT YOUR FANTASY OF BEING THE MOST CHAD CHARACTER IN ALL OF FICTION?

WELL LOOK NO FURTHER THAN THIS QUEST WHERE YOU PLAY AS ROUXLS KAARD!!!!

OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHOS ROUXLS KAARD YOU MAY BE ASKING? WELL DUMBASS ALLOW ME TO TELL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

*ahem*

Rouxls Kaard is a character from the RPG game Deltarune, he appears in both chapters. There he serves as a minor antagonist to the party. In chapter 1 he challenges the user to a few incredibly easy puzzles before sicking K.Round on Kris and the party. In chapter 2 after splitting from the party he dedicates his service to the queen and dons a pirate outfit challenging the player to another game losing handedly. From there he uses the thrash machine to assist Kris and the others in then defeating Giga Queen.

BUT THAT'S THE PAST YOU PUSSIES. CAUSE THIS QUEST IS ABOUT ONE THING AND ONE THING ONLY.

ROUXLS KAARD IS TYRNA SMASH THAT HOT COMPUTER QUEEN PUSSY. AND YOUR GOING TO HELP HIM. SO BETTER FUCKIN GET TO IT.

WELCOME TO ROUXLS KAARD QUEST