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GEB

Anonymous ID:6hg7bilh Mon 15 Aug 2022 05:40:44 No.5373479 View View Reply Original Report

The air is still and cold.
Your body aches like hell.
You don’t remember a damn thing about how you got here or even who you are.
Concerning.
WHAT IS THY DIRECTIVE?
>Get up
>Stat Down
>Ponder Identity
>Write in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NiMqPPfd Mon 15 Aug 2022 06:09:15 No.5373491 Report

Quoted By: >>5373522

>>5373479
>>Ponder Identity

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lJDheXCZ Mon 15 Aug 2022 06:33:39 No.5373507 Report

Quoted By: >>5373522

>>5373479
>Ponder Identity

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6hg7bilh Mon 15 Aug 2022 06:51:41 No.5373522 Report

Quoted By: >>5373530 >>5373531 >>5373532

>>5373491
>>5373507
>Ponder Identity

You try to get your wits together.
But your head is throbbing - you need medicine.
You search your body for clues. You’re totally naked, and totally a dude. You feel like you used to have hair.
That’s all you can muster.
WHAT IS THY DIRECTIVE?

>Check Painting
>Grab Weapon
>Go through Door
>Write in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Rt6D8657 Mon 15 Aug 2022 07:07:04 No.5373530 Report

Quoted By: >>5373536

>>5373522
>Check Painting

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Vr/eUlrL Mon 15 Aug 2022 07:08:10 No.5373531 Report

Quoted By: >>5373536

>>5373522
>Check Painting

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:esFFDvLV Mon 15 Aug 2022 07:08:21 No.5373532 Report

Quoted By: >>5373536

>>5373522
>Write in
Check underneath the picture frame, you never know

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6hg7bilh Mon 15 Aug 2022 07:15:09 No.5373536 Report

Quoted By: >>5373551 >>5373568 >>5373607 >>5373645

>>5373530
>>5373531
>>5373532
Weird, you’re pretty sure you know this guy.
You can instantly tell you hate his guts.
There’s a little slip of paper sticking out from behind the painting. Could be dangerous.

>Check Paper
>Pick Weapon
>Go through Door
>Write in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vw43Qz8v Mon 15 Aug 2022 07:55:43 No.5373551 Report

Quoted By: >>5373928

>>5373536
>Pick Weapon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Piusog3g Mon 15 Aug 2022 08:03:41 No.5373557 Report

Quoted By: >>5373928

>TAKE PAINTING!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wYW0v/s+ Mon 15 Aug 2022 08:24:09 No.5373568 Report

Quoted By: >>5373928

>>5373536
>>Check Paper
It's probably fine. We don't yet have a reason to believe it might trigger something. Doesn't mean there isn't a reason we just don't know about, but by that logic we shouldn't touch anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uDb8bbI2 Mon 15 Aug 2022 10:55:05 No.5373607 Report

Quoted By: >>5373928

>>5373536
>TAKE PAINTING!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I3qVGf2P Mon 15 Aug 2022 12:45:22 No.5373645 Report

Quoted By: >>5373928

>>5373536
> Pick the Painting as a weapon
PaintingKind Strife Syllabus acquired.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NiMqPPfd Mon 15 Aug 2022 12:53:55 No.5373650 Report

Quoted By: >>5373928

>Pick weapon
>Take the painting as the weapon

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6hg7bilh Mon 15 Aug 2022 17:17:44 No.5373928 Report

Quoted By: >>5373984 >>5373988 >>5374026 >>5374072 >>5374179

>>5373551
>>5373557
>>5373568
>>5373607
>>5373645
>>5373650

Ok you goofy bitch. You grab the painting off the wall and take it with you as a weapon.

Predictably, there’s a safe with a combination lock on the wall behind.

What do?
>Check Dangerous Paper
>Check Safe
>Exit Room
>Write in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uDb8bbI2 Mon 15 Aug 2022 18:11:04 No.5373984 Report

Quoted By: >>5374431

>>5373928
>Check Dangerous Paper
>Check Safe

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NiMqPPfd Mon 15 Aug 2022 18:25:59 No.5373988 Report

Quoted By: >>5374431

>>5373928
>Assault safe with weapon (painting)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wYW0v/s+ Mon 15 Aug 2022 19:17:04 No.5374026 Report

Quoted By: >>5374431

>>5373928
>Check Dangerous Paper

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WBUQqkhM Mon 15 Aug 2022 20:31:24 No.5374072 Report

Quoted By: >>5374431

>>5373928
>Check that paper!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uLv+1ah7 Mon 15 Aug 2022 22:32:11 No.5374179 Report

Quoted By: >>5374431

>>5373928
>Check Dangerous Paper
>Check Safe
let's go

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yMz5Mwdc Tue 16 Aug 2022 02:04:16 No.5374431 Report

Quoted By: >>5374435 >>5374488

>>5373984
>>5373988
>>5374026
>>5374072
>>5374179
You check the paper.
FUCKER you cut your finger on it.
It’s just a regular slip of paper, but somebody has written something in marker on it…
GEB
you have no idea what that could possibly mean.
You don’t have any pockets, so you slip it into the picture frame.
There’s nothing left in this room for you.
Except the safe, but something tells you that you can find the combination elsewhere.

WHAT IS THY DIRECTIVE?
>Check the next room
>Write in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uLv+1ah7 Tue 16 Aug 2022 02:09:01 No.5374435 Report

Quoted By: >>5374658

>>5374431
>reconsider your weapon choice and check if the GUN is loaded

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WBUQqkhM Tue 16 Aug 2022 02:50:32 No.5374488 Report

Quoted By: >>5374658

>>5374431
We never did get the check the weapon rack-

>Browse the selection of weapons on the wall

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NiMqPPfd Tue 16 Aug 2022 04:44:39 No.5374595 Report

Quoted By: >>5374658

>Load another magazine into the painting to make sure we're ready for combat.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6hg7bilh Tue 16 Aug 2022 06:36:26 No.5374658 Report

Quoted By: >>5374719 >>5374724 >>5374730 >>5374741 >>5374822 >>5375228

>>5374435
>>5374488
>>5374595
You check the weapon rack. It’s empty.
Looks like you’ve made your choice. Fortunately the painting is fully loaded.

WHAT IS THY DIRECTIVE?

>Check out the next room
>Ponder the safe
>Write in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uLv+1ah7 Tue 16 Aug 2022 08:18:00 No.5374719 Report

Quoted By: >>5375528

>>5374658
>Fortunately the painting is fully loaded.
>Shoot at the safe to test it out
>Then check out the next room

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2lEUZTy0 Tue 16 Aug 2022 08:30:13 No.5374724 Report

Quoted By: >>5375528

>>5374658
>Ponder the safe

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uDb8bbI2 Tue 16 Aug 2022 08:40:36 No.5374730 Report

Quoted By: >>5375528

>>5374658
>Ponder the safe
Trying to have a look at the other weapons would have been a waste anyway. Seeing how we already have the best weapon in the game.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OI9+tENk Tue 16 Aug 2022 09:16:56 No.5374741 Report

Quoted By: >>5375528

>>5374658
>Shoot at the safe to test the painting

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I3qVGf2P Tue 16 Aug 2022 13:53:48 No.5374822 Report

Quoted By: >>5374962 >>5374973 >>5375528

>>5374658
> Obviously whoever owns that safe will have fortified it against the fine arts. The smart play here would be to unload our portrait into the wall within which the safe is embedded, then yank it free while the surrounding wall is engaged in artistic introspection. Once the safe is safely in hand, I suggest we find a high ledge or something and let gravity do the actual safe-cracking for us.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NiMqPPfd Tue 16 Aug 2022 17:18:06 No.5374962 Report

Quoted By: >>5375528

>>5374822
+1
also try entering GEB and all variations as a password, maybe even try this before shooting our painting at the safe.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uLv+1ah7 Tue 16 Aug 2022 17:30:42 No.5374973 Report

Quoted By: >>5375528

>>5374822
+1, dew it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DQZpEhBh Tue 16 Aug 2022 23:28:37 No.5375228 Report

Quoted By: >>5375528

>>5374658
>>Ponder the safe

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6hg7bilh Wed 17 Aug 2022 05:13:15 No.5375528 Report

Quoted By: >>5375536

>>5374719
>>5374724
>>5374730
>>5374741
>>5374822
>>5374962
>>5374973
>>5375228
You UNLOAD THE WHOLE CLIP into the safe.
The painting’s DURABILITY drops from 1 to 0.
The painting breaks!
Shit. That was your only weapon, and you barely scratched the wall, let alone the safe.

WHAT IS THY DIRECTIVE

>Next room
>Salvage Painting
>Use FISTS on the safe
>write in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WBUQqkhM Wed 17 Aug 2022 05:19:46 No.5375536 Report

Quoted By: >>5375580 >>5375594 >>5375614 >>5375637

>>5375528
> Thank painting for its hard work
> Continue to next room

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I3qVGf2P Wed 17 Aug 2022 06:03:35 No.5375580 Report

Quoted By: >>5375614 >>5375637

>>5375536
> +1

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uLv+1ah7 Wed 17 Aug 2022 06:19:55 No.5375594 Report

Quoted By: >>5375614 >>5375637

>>5375536
sure why not
we're off to a good start

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NiMqPPfd Wed 17 Aug 2022 06:44:39 No.5375614 Report

Quoted By: >>5375637

>>5375536
>>5375580
>>5375594
+3

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6hg7bilh Wed 17 Aug 2022 07:02:25 No.5375637 Report

Quoted By: >>5375651 >>5375662 >>5375681 >>5375682 >>5375748 >>5375885

>>5375536
>>5375580
>>5375594
>>5375614
Yeah fuck it. You can always come back for the safe later once you find the COMBINATION.
You say peace to the painting and head into the next room.
Before you stand two ONI.
They speak in synch.
“You face the twin calamities, Gorg and Borga. Guardians of the rooms of rest. Choose your path, and face death!”
Ok they’re a couple of weirdos, but they look tough.

WHAT IS THY DIRECTIVE?
>Head to the ladies room
>Head to the gentleman’s room
>Write in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hZVX10W2 Wed 17 Aug 2022 07:13:53 No.5375651 Report

Quoted By: >>5375776 >>5376588 >>5376591

>>5375637
>Head to the ladies room
>Tell her her nun-chucks are fucking sick

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uLv+1ah7 Wed 17 Aug 2022 07:28:29 No.5375662 Report

Quoted By: >>5375885 >>5376591

>>5375637
>>Head to the gentleman’s room
I can sense that Gorg is based
do not be swayed by oni thighs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NiMqPPfd Wed 17 Aug 2022 08:06:18 No.5375681 Report

Quoted By: >>5375792 >>5375885 >>5376591

>>5375637
>>Write in
Ask, "How did you two choose to announce Gorg's name first? Is Borga as insignificant and powerless as you make him seem in your announcement?"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:I3qVGf2P Wed 17 Aug 2022 08:07:07 No.5375682 Report

Quoted By: >>5376591

>>5375637
> (Write-in) Notice their ears. Subject your captive audience to a passionate, racially insensitive diatribe about Lazy, Worthless Fookin Elves and their disgusting habit of malingering outside of public bathrooms!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W2VPA0UW Wed 17 Aug 2022 11:27:39 No.5375748 Report

Quoted By: >>5376591

>>5375637
>Write in
flirt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C6ZM+iyX Wed 17 Aug 2022 12:28:52 No.5375776 Report

Quoted By: >>5376591

>>5375651
+1, what could go wrong?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUhbFkGi Wed 17 Aug 2022 13:12:55 No.5375792 Report

Quoted By: >>5376591

>>5375681
support

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ECgCX20b Wed 17 Aug 2022 15:27:09 No.5375885 Report

Quoted By: >>5376591

>>5375637
>>5375662 +1
>>5375681 +2
prune coomfags early

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WBUQqkhM Thu 18 Aug 2022 05:40:21 No.5376588 Report

Quoted By:

>>5375651
+1
> would she be willing to part with those nun-chucks, by chance?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6hg7bilh Thu 18 Aug 2022 05:41:53 No.5376591 Report

Quoted By: >>5376594 >>5376603 >>5376637

>>5375651
>>5375662
>>5375681
>>5375682
>>5375748
>>5375776
>>5375792
>>5375885

You cleverly try to play the two oni against eachother by suggesting one is more important than another.

“Nice try, shrimp. You’re not the first one to try to get the Oni siblings to turn on each other. But our SIBLING BOND is TOO STRONG!”
Wow, these two really get along. It’s heartwarming.
Still, they insist that you fight one of them and die.

WHAT IS THY DIRECTIVE?
>Fight Gorg
>Fight Borga
>Attempt to become and Oni sibling
>Write in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WBUQqkhM Thu 18 Aug 2022 05:45:06 No.5376594 Report

Quoted By: >>5376654

>>5376591
>Attempt to become Oni sibling
>Come up with an "Oni-sona"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/hyiv3F2 Thu 18 Aug 2022 06:00:04 No.5376603 Report

Quoted By: >>5376654

>>5376591
>Attempt to become an Oni sibling
>"Your bond is so beautiful, what do I have to do to join your ranks"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uDb8bbI2 Thu 18 Aug 2022 06:43:38 No.5376637 Report

Quoted By: >>5376654

>>5376591
>Attempt to become and Oni sibling

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6hg7bilh Thu 18 Aug 2022 07:05:43 No.5376654 Report

Quoted By: >>5376664

>>5376594
>>5376603
>>5376637
Aw hell, If you can’t beat em, join em!
You ask to join the ranks of the Oni siblings.
“Hm. Well that’s one nobody ever tried before. But the way I see it, you’re missing three things. You’re not red enough, you’ve got no weapon and you’re just a bit too naked.”
You’re a resourceful lad, surely you can figure this out. Which problem do you tackle first?
(Also write in if you have an immediate solution)

>Not Red Enough
>Too Naked
>No Weapon
>Write in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WBUQqkhM Thu 18 Aug 2022 07:13:21 No.5376664 Report

Quoted By: >>5376668 >>5376676 >>5376718 >>5376914

>>5376654
> Go back to last room and grab part of the broken painting frame for a weapon
> Use splintered wood to draw blood and rub some on face
> Wrap self in painted canvas

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uLv+1ah7 Thu 18 Aug 2022 07:24:19 No.5376668 Report

Quoted By: >>5376914

>>5376664
if there ever were rails we're off them by now, so might as well

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sxKsU7BD Thu 18 Aug 2022 07:58:05 No.5376676 Report

Quoted By: >>5376914

>>5376664
+1

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NiMqPPfd Thu 18 Aug 2022 10:24:19 No.5376718 Report

Quoted By: >>5376914

>>5376664
Oni up +1

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6hg7bilh Thu 18 Aug 2022 17:24:17 No.5376914 Report

Quoted By: >>5376940 >>5376945 >>5377103 >>5377185

>>5376664
>>5376668
>>5376676
>>5376718
You cleverly salvage the busted up painting to have yourself an ONI MAKEOVER.
You lose 1 HP but gain 1 STR,.
Presenting yourself to the Oni siblings, they pause for a moment.
“Something is still missing. How could we forget? You need a horn and fangs, little demon. The only way we know of getting those is being born with them… or taking them.”

WHAT IS THY DIRECTIVE?
>Fight Gorg for their fangs and horn
>Fight Borga for their fangs and horn
>Write in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/hyiv3F2 Thu 18 Aug 2022 17:53:38 No.5376940 Report

Quoted By: >>5376941 >>5377463

>>5376914
>Weep, you could never hurt your big sisters, theyve taught us so much already

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/hyiv3F2 Thu 18 Aug 2022 17:54:53 No.5376941 Report

Quoted By: >>5377463

>>5376940
>*siblings

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NiMqPPfd Thu 18 Aug 2022 17:58:36 No.5376945 Report

Quoted By: >>5376969

>>5376914
>>Write in
Fight Gorg and Borga at once, and get them to headbutt each other so they might drop their fangs and horns

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WBUQqkhM Thu 18 Aug 2022 18:28:34 No.5376969 Report

Quoted By: >>5377463

>>5376945
This
> Maybe you can use your canvas pants as a diversion

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A12Dg8qI Thu 18 Aug 2022 21:21:38 No.5377103 Report

Quoted By: >>5377463

>>5376914
>This was a mistake, fight both of them
Fisticuffs motherfucker

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/IaDpEA6 Thu 18 Aug 2022 23:09:57 No.5377185 Report

Quoted By: >>5377463

>>5376914
stab part of the painting into our fookin head for a makeshift horn

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6hg7bilh Fri 19 Aug 2022 04:29:40 No.5377463 Report

Quoted By: >>5377468 >>5377500 >>5377531 >>5377548

>>5376940
>>5376941
>>5376969
>>5377103
>>5377185
You decide to fight both Oni siblings at the same time.
“That’s… that’s what any TRUE Oni sibling would do. COME AT US, BROTHER.”
You choke back tears as you prepare to end the lives of your newfound family.
C O M B A T | T I M E
You know how COMBAT works, right? You read the tutorial hidden on the back of the paining? No?
Well, good luck!

WHAT IS THY DIRECTIVE?

>Move (1 Space - Name the space)
>Attack (Out of range penalty)
>Cast (???)
>Flirt
>Write in

https://youtu.be/sqEgfAmkvlY

https://youtu.be/sqEgfAmkvlY

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/IaDpEA6 Fri 19 Aug 2022 04:34:54 No.5377468 Report

Quoted By: >>5377486 >>5378243

>>5377463
we don't need no bitchass tutorial
but could we take a bite of the painting to gain the tutorial knowledge haha
but if not then move back a space to f2, let them come to us and we're sure to win because our speed is superior
good taste in battle theme btw

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WBUQqkhM Fri 19 Aug 2022 04:56:30 No.5377486 Report

Quoted By: >>5378243

>>5377468
> Rip off your newly acquired pants and consume them, stat! Only good things can come of this.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NiMqPPfd Fri 19 Aug 2022 05:14:55 No.5377500 Report

Quoted By: >>5378243

>>5377463
>move to E3
>defend if possible

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MVjQW/86 Fri 19 Aug 2022 06:07:09 No.5377531 Report

Quoted By: >>5378243

>>5377463
>Flirt with Borga

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uLv+1ah7 Fri 19 Aug 2022 06:29:24 No.5377548 Report

Quoted By: >>5377566 >>5377573 >>5377574 >>5377686 >>5378243

>>5377463
>move to D1
>Grab your healthbar for better reach
FUCK THE TUTORIAL

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WBUQqkhM Fri 19 Aug 2022 07:00:33 No.5377566 Report

Quoted By: >>5378243

>>5377548
changing my vote to this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sxKsU7BD Fri 19 Aug 2022 07:10:45 No.5377573 Report

Quoted By:

>>5377548
This but dual wield our health bar and one of the black thingies.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sxKsU7BD Fri 19 Aug 2022 07:11:33 No.5377574 Report

Quoted By: >>5378243

>>5377548
This, but also
>Grab black things, throw them at the onis as a distraction if they try to rush us

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I3qVGf2P Fri 19 Aug 2022 13:01:26 No.5377686 Report

Quoted By: >>5378243

>>5377548
>+1
Inb4 the weaponized hp gauge's reach diminishes each time we take damage.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6hg7bilh Sat 20 Aug 2022 03:53:16 No.5378243 Report

Quoted By: >>5378248 >>5378249 >>5378257 >>5378288 >>5378369 >>5378486 >>5379205

>>5377468
>>5377486
>>5377500
>>5377531
>>5377548
>>5377566
>>5377574
>>5377686
You move to space D1 and attempt to grab your healthbar. Wait. Healthbar? You don’t have a healthbar. You are in for some pain without that vital TUTORIAL INFORMATION.
You make a grab at that glowey blue bar but it sparks as soon as you get near it. You get the feeling that if you grab it, it will FUCK YOU UP BIG TIME.
Meanwhile, the Oni twins have closed in to spaces B2 & C3. Things are about to get messy.

WHAT IS THY DIRECTIVE?
>Move (1 Space)
>Attack Gorg
>Attack Borga
>Grab the thing anyway
>Cast (???)
>Flirt
>Write in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uDb8bbI2 Sat 20 Aug 2022 04:00:58 No.5378248 Report

Quoted By: >>5378249 >>5378618

>>5378243
>Flirt at that glowey blue bar

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/IaDpEA6 Sat 20 Aug 2022 04:02:20 No.5378249 Report

Quoted By: >>5378353 >>5378618

>>5378243
cast tutorial
>>5378248
should do that AFTER we take damage

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kenTy4tN Sat 20 Aug 2022 04:18:08 No.5378257 Report

Quoted By: >>5378618

>>5378243
Ok, fine, I guess the yellow flame icon is our heathbar then. It's even damaged a bit, probably because of all that blood.
But what about THEIR healthbars? Or icons or whatever those thing are. The hearts on the other side of the arena. Maybe we can fuck with those.
>Move as close to D5 or C5 as we can and touch the orange hearts
I'm not reading the fucking tutorial, reeeee!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WBUQqkhM Sat 20 Aug 2022 05:21:09 No.5378288 Report

Quoted By: >>5378618

>>5378243
Messing with game abstractions doesn't seem to be the solution, time to get serious.

> Smack the shit out of Borga with splintered painting frame

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NiMqPPfd Sat 20 Aug 2022 07:08:02 No.5378353 Report

Quoted By: >>5378618

>>5378249
+2 flirt with inanimate bar

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:79DYHyxe Sat 20 Aug 2022 07:42:29 No.5378369 Report

Quoted By: >>5378618

>>5378243
>Flirt with bar

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kenTy4tN Sat 20 Aug 2022 11:24:28 No.5378449 Report

Quoted By: >>5378618

If not health it's probably our mana bar

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:I3qVGf2P Sat 20 Aug 2022 13:11:58 No.5378486 Report

Quoted By: >>5378618

>>5378243
Wait. It sparked?
> Press our (Splintered Pictureframe) against the blue bar in an attempt to acquire the legendary S-tier item: (Burning, Splintered Picturefame of Oni-Smiting).
> Regretfully attempt to smite both of your newfound siblings at once by executing a wide arcing swing with your weapon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NiMqPPfd Sat 20 Aug 2022 14:29:04 No.5378519 Report

Quoted By: >>5378618

Why must brother kill brother

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6hg7bilh Sat 20 Aug 2022 17:36:50 No.5378618 Report

Quoted By: >>5378629 >>5378650 >>5378685 >>5378782 >>5379165

>>5378248
>>5378249
>>5378257
>>5378288
>>5378353
>>5378369
>>5378449
>>5378486
>>5378519
You’re clearly a bit fascinated by the existence of the blue bar. It’s not HP, is is MP? Or perhaps some more obscure game mechanic? Something exotic? Growl.
You lay it on thick with a sly wink and a smile. Oh yeah, she’s into it.
The Oni Twins are a bit disturbed by what they’re seeing.

WHAT IS THY DIRECTIVE?

>Grab the bar, she’s asking for it
>Give the bar a light smooch
>Perhaps a gentle caress
>Write in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sxKsU7BD Sat 20 Aug 2022 17:52:00 No.5378629 Report

Quoted By: >>5378645 >>5378687 >>5378706 >>5378864 >>5379659

>>5378618
We're a gentleman, not some barbarian.
>We always wear protection: wrap some painting scraps around our hand
>We ask for consent: flirt harder with the bar, ask slyly if she likes to be manhandled
>If positive feedback received, pick up bar with protected hand

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ffyf5d92 Sat 20 Aug 2022 18:32:13 No.5378645 Report

Quoted By: >>5379659

>>5378629
Oh yeeeeah

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a3Saf71Z Sat 20 Aug 2022 18:53:39 No.5378650 Report

Quoted By: >>5378687 >>5378706 >>5379659

>>5378618
>Wink harder
>Keep your focking hands off that thing until you've got some protection

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I3qVGf2P Sat 20 Aug 2022 19:20:59 No.5378685 Report

Quoted By: >>5379659

>>5378618
> (Write-in) Gently nudge the blue bar with your (Splintered Pictureframe).

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NiMqPPfd Sat 20 Aug 2022 19:27:16 No.5378687 Report

Quoted By: >>5379659

>>5378629
>>5378650
+1's

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WBUQqkhM Sat 20 Aug 2022 20:10:37 No.5378706 Report

Quoted By: >>5378733 >>5379659

>>5378629
>>5378650

Maybe if we make the twins uncomfortable enough they'll just... let us through?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Iv3l/WT4 Sat 20 Aug 2022 20:36:53 No.5378733 Report

Quoted By: >>5379659

>>5378706
It's not about the twins anon, it's about poppin' that blue cherry

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:n+lyV+VA Sat 20 Aug 2022 21:59:25 No.5378782 Report

Quoted By: >>5379659

>>5378618
>Ask this foxy momma to smack the twins. We can make it worth her while ;o

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/IaDpEA6 Sat 20 Aug 2022 23:49:44 No.5378864 Report

Quoted By: >>5379205 >>5379659

>>5378629
if this is our health bar, is it masturbation

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kenTy4tN Sun 21 Aug 2022 05:29:30 No.5379165 Report

Quoted By: >>5379659

>>5378618
>>Grab the bar, she’s asking for it
lets go

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sxKsU7BD Sun 21 Aug 2022 06:08:45 No.5379205 Report

Quoted By: >>5379659 >>5379814

>>5378864
It's not our health bar (>>5378243) so no.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6hg7bilh Sun 21 Aug 2022 18:22:28 No.5379659 Report

Quoted By: >>5379669 >>5379671 >>5379814 >>5379842 >>5380311 >>5380368 >>5380427

>>5378629
>>5378645
>>5378650
>>5378685
>>5378687
>>5378706
>>5378733
>>5378782
>>5378864
>>5379165
>>5379205
You flirt playfully with the glowing blue bar. It’s going well, you’ve got game. She’s a bit of a tease but you fall into a rhythm. Certainly a little physical contact wouldn’t be so bad. You reach out and

OH FUCK IT BURNS. It burns your body, and your SOUL. You feel your SOUL VESSEL begin to deplete quickly. What’s that? Who knows, you just know it’s BAD.
Something in your intuition tells you it’s time to shit or get off the pot. Or rather, CAST or get off the pot.

WHAT IS THY DIRECTIVE?

>Let go
>Cast (???)
>Hold on
>Beg for mercy
>Write in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sxKsU7BD Sun 21 Aug 2022 18:36:32 No.5379669 Report

Quoted By: >>5380792 >>5382206

>>5379659
>Cast (???)
oh it's our mana bar YEAHHHHH CAST FIREBALL

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UYm7e6Ld Sun 21 Aug 2022 18:38:14 No.5379671 Report

Quoted By: >>5382206

>>5379659
>HOLD ON TIGHT
>GO BLUE ONI MODE, SHOW YOUR SIBLINGS YOURE NOT ONE TO BE TRIFLED WITH

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/IaDpEA6 Sun 21 Aug 2022 21:09:45 No.5379814 Report

Quoted By: >>5382206

>>5379659
here's our casting call bros
>>5379205
okay knowing it's our soul meter is it maturbation

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NiMqPPfd Sun 21 Aug 2022 21:30:21 No.5379842 Report

Quoted By: >>5379953 >>5382206

>>5379659
>>Cast (???)
LIGHTNING WORM BULLET SALVO LVL. 5!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I3qVGf2P Sun 21 Aug 2022 23:24:06 No.5379953 Report

Quoted By: >>5380272 >>5382206

>>5379842
>+1
Oni are a form of demon, it's only logical that they'd be susceptible to celestial forces.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NiMqPPfd Mon 22 Aug 2022 06:08:11 No.5380272 Report

Quoted By: >>5382206

>>5379953
But what if they're lightning demons O_O

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kenTy4tN Mon 22 Aug 2022 06:55:25 No.5380311 Report

Quoted By: >>5380792 >>5382206

>>5379659
>>Cast hadouken

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9C2mANcn Mon 22 Aug 2022 09:36:30 No.5380368 Report

Quoted By: >>5382206

>>5379659
Why would she do this to us? I thought we really had a thing going…

if it hurts you it might hurt them? Throw it like a javelin.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+TXIyH4I Mon 22 Aug 2022 11:45:20 No.5380427 Report

Quoted By: >>5380792 >>5382206

>>5379659
>Hold on and Cast

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WBUQqkhM Mon 22 Aug 2022 19:41:22 No.5380792 Report

Quoted By: >>5382206

>>5379669
>>5380311
>>5380427
> Cast that shit and cast it hard!!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6hg7bilh Wed 24 Aug 2022 04:15:43 No.5382206 Report

Quoted By: >>5382254 >>5382331 >>5382355 >>5382737 >>5383282

>>5379669
>>5379671
>>5379814
>>5379842
>>5379953
>>5380272
>>5380311
>>5380368
>>5380427
>>5380792

You attempt to CAST…!
But CAST what?
Oh, you silly goose - you forgot to pick out your MAJOR ARCANA.
Better get on that.

WHAT IS THY ARCANA?

>The Curved Sword
>The Tangled Overgrowth
>The Vile Swarm
>The Shaper and Placer
>The Pig
>The Cascading Brilliance

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FFIvTd2D Wed 24 Aug 2022 04:38:13 No.5382218 Report

Quoted By: >>5382350 >>5384292

>The Cascading Brilliance

LIGHTNING POWER ACTIVATE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sxKsU7BD Wed 24 Aug 2022 05:17:48 No.5382254 Report

Quoted By: >>5384292

>>5382206
>The Shaper and Placer
https://youtu.be/yVcAyEMM4Cc

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:I3qVGf2P Wed 24 Aug 2022 07:57:56 No.5382331 Report

Quoted By: >>5382350 >>5384292

>>5382206
> The Cascading Brilliance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGS4G93Q0GI

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hwEwJ+oI Wed 24 Aug 2022 08:38:07 No.5382350 Report

Quoted By: >>5384292

>>5382218
>>5382331
+1
Im just going to assume this will allow us to shoot huge laser beams or something

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NiMqPPfd Wed 24 Aug 2022 08:51:42 No.5382355 Report

Quoted By: >>5384292

>>5382206
>>The Cascading Brilliance

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s7srmTKU Wed 24 Aug 2022 20:37:29 No.5382737 Report

Quoted By: >>5384292

>>5382206
>The Shaper and Placer
The only contestant to CB.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kenTy4tN Thu 25 Aug 2022 07:54:37 No.5383282 Report

Quoted By: >>5384292

>>5382206
>The Cascading Brilliance
inb4 it's a "conjure light" spell

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6hg7bilh Fri 26 Aug 2022 06:18:47 No.5384292 Report

Quoted By: >>5384319 >>5384361 >>5384390 >>5384414

>>5382218
>>5382254
>>5382331
>>5382350
>>5382355
>>5382737
>>5383282

You choose to align yourself with The Cascading Brilliance. Your MAJOR ARCANA is locked in,
And a good thing, because that spell is coming out wether you like it or not.
It’s name comes your lips naturally.
It’s a single target spell.
Who do you aim it at?

>Gorg
>Borga

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+6TxZ01z Fri 26 Aug 2022 07:11:31 No.5384319 Report

Quoted By: >>5384322

>>5384292
Did we ever actually learn which is which?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sxKsU7BD Fri 26 Aug 2022 07:15:39 No.5384322 Report

Quoted By:

>>5384319
We didn't, but by the laws of GIRL NAMES Borga is probably the girl.
>Gorg
After we wreck him ask Borga to surrender. We never wanted to fight our siblings ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kenTy4tN Fri 26 Aug 2022 09:16:31 No.5384361 Report

Quoted By:

>>5384292
>Borga
I guess

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sxKsU7BD Fri 26 Aug 2022 09:48:09 No.5384371 Report

Quoted By: >>5384377 >>5384390

Additionally I propose we do a special pose when we win.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:kenTy4tN Fri 26 Aug 2022 09:59:06 No.5384377 Report

Quoted By:

>>5384371
>implying

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VwXfqJ9x Fri 26 Aug 2022 10:58:46 No.5384390 Report

Quoted By:

>>5384292
>Borga
>>5384371
Prepare witty light-themed one-liners

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I3qVGf2P Fri 26 Aug 2022 12:45:45 No.5384414 Report

Quoted By: >>5384469 >>5384485 >>5384526

>>5384292
>Ourselves

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:kenTy4tN Fri 26 Aug 2022 14:54:00 No.5384469 Report

Quoted By: >>5384485

>>5384414

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NiMqPPfd Fri 26 Aug 2022 15:07:18 No.5384485 Report

Quoted By:

>>5384414
>>5384469

>Ourselves

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FFIvTd2D Fri 26 Aug 2022 16:28:07 No.5384524 Report

Quoted By: >>5384526

Makes sense, it's our own element so it'll heal us up.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+93mqZyQ Fri 26 Aug 2022 16:31:22 No.5384526 Report

Quoted By:

>>5384524
Thats a really good point
>>5384414
+1

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:kenTy4tN Fri 26 Aug 2022 16:40:16 No.5384534 Report

Quoted By: >>5384559 >>5385702

>inb4 qm has enough of our dumb shit and goes "ok, fine, you kill yourself you fucking moron"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NiMqPPfd Fri 26 Aug 2022 17:36:07 No.5384559 Report

Quoted By: >>5385300

>>5384534
I feel like it's a coin toss or just a matter of time at this point lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I3qVGf2P Sat 27 Aug 2022 15:32:53 No.5385300 Report

Quoted By:

>>5384559
There are two equally appealing outcomes to this situation as I see it. Either:
> A) The spell is a buff of some description, in which case we are the coolest and bravest.
> 2) Given that the twins are closing into melee to punch us, if the spell is of the destructive variety it'll be that much easier to get some hits in on the Oni as our smoldering corpse fragments are sent careening across the room at the speed of orbital laser.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FFIvTd2D Sun 28 Aug 2022 01:05:56 No.5385702 Report

Quoted By:

>>5384534

I'll be honest I'm kind of in the "can't stop looking at the train wreck" stage.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6hg7bilh Sun 28 Aug 2022 18:07:01 No.5386690 Report

Quoted By: >>5386709 >>5386733 >>5386746 >>5386750 >>5386973 >>5387030 >>5387441 >>5387592 >>5392733 >>5392735

>Gorg

You let loose THE LIGHT FANTASTIC on gorg.
The room gets thick with atmosphere, and then fills with a rush of lights like you’ve never seen before. There’s a deep groaning, crunching noise that you more feel in your bones than hear with your ears. In a moment, it’s over - and there is no more Gorg.
Borga is in a state of stupor - defenseless.
You’re in pretty bad shape yourself.

WHAT IS THY DIRECTIVE?

>Kill Borga with your bare hands
>Leave Borga to mourn
>Roll around in Gorg’s blood like a psychopath
>Write in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kenTy4tN Sun 28 Aug 2022 18:21:35 No.5386709 Report

Quoted By:

>>5386690
lmao ok

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sqfR7vfm Sun 28 Aug 2022 18:40:50 No.5386733 Report

Quoted By: >>5386966

>>5386690
F
>Tell him we never wanted to fight
>Ask Borga if he wants an honorable death or to be left alone
>If he wants death, kill him swiftly and then roll around in both of their blood for increased SOUL regeneration
>If he wants to be left alone, leave him alone and investigate the WOMEN'S BATHROOM

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+93mqZyQ Sun 28 Aug 2022 18:52:15 No.5386746 Report

Quoted By:

>>5386690
Oh my god

>Try to make Borga surrender and give us his weapon, he doesnt know that we're at like 1 hp and all out of mana.
We can equip his sabre-thing now that our broken picture frame broke, and maybe use it on that safe in the previous room that everyone probably already forgot about.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FFIvTd2D Sun 28 Aug 2022 18:56:09 No.5386750 Report

Quoted By:

>>5386690
>Kill Borga with your bare hands

FINISH HIM!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NiMqPPfd Sun 28 Aug 2022 23:18:27 No.5386966 Report

Quoted By:

>>5386733
+1

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fS0oyr/e Sun 28 Aug 2022 23:24:21 No.5386973 Report

Quoted By:

>>5386690
>Kill Borga with your bare hands
FUCKING PUSSIES

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kenTy4tN Mon 29 Aug 2022 00:18:58 No.5387030 Report

Quoted By:

>>5386690
>>Kill Borga with your bare hands
I don't even care anymore, fuck em

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:I3qVGf2P Mon 29 Aug 2022 13:04:41 No.5387441 Report

Quoted By:

>>5386690
> (Write-in) Allow Borga a moment to process his loss, then say: "Steel yourself my brother, our confrontation has not yet ended. Enflame your stalwart soul with Gorg's memory and fight on in her honor."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uDb8bbI2 Mon 29 Aug 2022 16:32:16 No.5387592 Report

Quoted By:

>>5386690
>Roll around in Gorg’s blood like a psychopath

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Anonymous ID:WArhyZbT Thu 01 Sep 2022 14:27:21 No.5390447 Report

Quoted By: >>5390488 >>5390962

Did we kill the quest by our shipostng?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NiMqPPfd Thu 01 Sep 2022 15:09:22 No.5390488 Report

Quoted By: >>5390641

>>5390447
QM will never forgive us

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Anonymous ID:WArhyZbT Thu 01 Sep 2022 17:59:30 No.5390641 Report

Quoted By:

>>5390488
understandable

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sqfR7vfm Fri 02 Sep 2022 00:02:36 No.5390962 Report

Quoted By:

>>5390447
OP indulged our shitposting for the whole thread so far, so if they decide they don't like it now that feels like a problem they created.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TJ85X7U7 Sat 03 Sep 2022 21:16:07 No.5392733 Report

Quoted By: >>5392736

>>5386690
>Tell him we never wanted to fight
>Ask Borga if he wants an honorable death or to be left alone
>If he wants death, kill him swiftly and then roll around in both of their blood for increased SOUL regeneration
>If he wants to be left alone, leave him alone and investigate the WOMEN'S BATHROOM

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TJ85X7U7 Sat 03 Sep 2022 21:17:24 No.5392735 Report

Quoted By: >>5392736

>>5386690
ALSO NOOOOO!

ONI SIS!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ptnmdVal Sat 03 Sep 2022 21:18:33 No.5392736 Report

Quoted By: >>5392737

>>5392733
>>5392735
quest dead, kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+93mqZyQ Sat 03 Sep 2022 21:20:25 No.5392737 Report

Quoted By: >>5393233

>>5392736
Hope dies last

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DYCB389l Sun 04 Sep 2022 07:31:48 No.5393233 Report

Quoted By:

>>5392737
This is untrue, it usually dies somewhere in the middle.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sqfR7vfm Wed 14 Sep 2022 04:30:42 No.5403802 Report

Quoted By:

test

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4SZ2MVQU Wed 14 Sep 2022 13:20:49 No.5404056 Report

Quoted By:

R.I.P. cool quest

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