You're on a tinder date with a girl who works at the CIA.
Her: (drunk) everyone thinks I've a super exciting job but it's boring desk work 90% time.
You: how so?
Her: I monitor extremist websites, conspiracy forums
You: like 4chan?
Her: ya. we boost retarded conspiracies like flat earth and 5g so real conspiracy theorists lose credibility
You: ..why?
Her: to protect american national interests duh. we can't let the public know the truth or ..nevermind
You: ..cool. but what happens if an anon finds a real conspiracy?
Her: we spam "go back to reedit" and "jewish hands typed this" to derail the thread. works most times but if anon doesn't stop we track their address and send an agent to 'take care of it'
You: ...wow.
Her: so what do you for living?

>journalist
>writer
>architect
>tech professional