OH SHIT NIGGA. You're gonna be on an """epic""" space adventure! The Galatic Empire's crown princess has been captured or some shit. And it's up to you to solve this problem!
Busy Orc
>>5383541 Wooh yeah
Those stars are gonna explore themselves!
Busy Orc
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>>5383543 >Those stars are gonna explore themselves! Sexually!
Anonymous
>>5383541 How cool is our Spaceship?
Anonymous
>>5383541 damn where'd the budget go
Anonymous
>>5383545 Of course. You need a ship. And a ship needs its captain.
Choose a character model
>>5383547 What budget
Anonymous
>>5383550 yeah, this looks straight out of the bargain bin
come on
Anonymous
>>5383550 Where are the real character models, OP?
Anonymous
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ah now this is some vintage quest art here *sips monster* look at all the SOVL
Anonymous
>>5383551 >>5383552 Clearly you can't appreciate true art
Busy Orc
Rolled 55 (1d100) >>5383555 Let's go with the bubble with the skull on it
Fuck these graphic whores
Anonymous
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>>5383555 but we're saying there's no budget
what happened to the budget?
Anonymous
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>>5383555 I like skull helmet guy too yeah
Anonymous
>>5383558 Woah there son, language. This is a christian image board
Anonymous
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>>5383555 Fine, lets pick the skull helmet guy. But can we get a hat for his helmet too?
Anonymous
>>5383562 WAIT A MINUTE IN THE BOTTOM LEFT
THE BUDGET
Busy Orc
>>5383562 That pay box! OPEN IT! TAKE THE MONEY AND OPEN IT!
Anonymous
>>5383564 >>5383565 How dare you access the on-disk DLC without paying
Busy Orc
Rolled 63 (1d100) >>5383568 I do what I must to save us from evil
Also what's with the mystery box
Ooo smuggler sounds good
Anonymous
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>>5383568 Damn OP, why you have to hold out on us when the real models are this swanky.
Lets go with the cool Operative.
Anonymous
>>5383569 what mystery box
Anonymous
>>5383572 BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER
GET IT
Busy Orc
Rolled 51 (1d100) >>5383572 In the bottom right corner there silly
Anonymous
>>5383573 >>5383574 There aint anything down there, you need glasses
Busy Orc
Rolled 14 (1d100) >>5383575 It's moving OP! CATCH IT! ITS IN THE UPPER LEFT! USE A NET!
Anonymous
>>5383575 it's in top left now
stop moving it
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5383580 is that THE roberts?
Busy Orc
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Rolled 52 (1d100) >>5383580 Space pirate Fart yeah!
LETS GOOOOOO!
Anonymous
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>>5383580 Nice coat. I'm still on #TeamOperative though.
Anonymous
>>5383581 Yes that do be the space pirate Edward Roberts. The pre-order bonus
Anonymous
Rolled 8 (1d100) >>5383585 I'm going with Luke the Brother
i'm gonna roll for it
Busy Orc
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Rolled 90 (1d100) >>5383585 Lock in and rock on!
Anonymous
Rolled 95 (1d100) >>5383585 Lock in Operative. Lets pick our spaceship.
Anonymous
>>5383586 >an 8 out of 100 Everyone point at him and laugh
Anonymous
Rolled 94 (1d100) >>5383592 my pride as a dice roller...
Anonymous
>>5383594 >suddenly gets a 94 Busy Orc
>>5383591 >>5383595 Damn, pirates are so much cooler.
Anonymous
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>>5383595 I'm still going with my boy Luke
Anonymous
Rolled 84 (1d100) >>5383580 Operative has the widest helmet screen ensuring optimal awareness and protection, I choose him
Anonymous
>>5383597 Red team is best team.
Busy Orc
>>5383600 He has a red scarf
Anonymous
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>>5383600 >>5383599 Operative = Chosen One????
Busy Orc
Anonymous
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Rolled 31 (1d100) >>5383595 Pirate
Anonymous
Seems it's between these 3 choices. Good. No girls allowed.
Anonymous
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>>5383609 >The Operative: Can't argue with the Coat. It is the longest.
Anonymous
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>>5383609 I like to make a silent takedown, give me the operative
Busy Orc
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Rolled 40 (1d100) >>5383609 Pirate
Anonymous
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>>5383609 PIRATE
because we can look for cool dudes for our crew
Anonymous
>>5383609 keeping my vote for the brother to be different from everyone else
Anonymous
>>5383609 I like Luke, but pirate
Anonymous
>>5383616 >>5383609 oh shit I switch my vote to brother
>>5383616 >>5383619 if you guys choose brother I'll choose him too
anonymous lesbian enthusiast
anonymous lesbian enthusiast ID:ktPLbDI8 Thu 25 Aug 2022 17:39:16 No. 5383623 Report hey now where's my space yuri conquest that I bribed good honest money for
Anonymous
Unless I counted wrong this is the current vote
Anonymous
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>>5383609 Operative has more red so I pick him
Anonymous
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>>5383624 I change up my vote to brother
Busy Orc
Anonymous
>>5383621 Sorry mate, I'll stay at pirate
anonymous lesbian enthusiast
anonymous lesbian enthusiast ID:ktPLbDI8 Thu 25 Aug 2022 17:41:29 No. 5383630 Report Quoted By:
>>5383624 I vote for the syndicate operative
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5383623 Oh right of course. Here is my completely unbiased and definitely not sponsored ad read for this one character:
"she's an evil space commander out to conquer all the straight women"
Yes
Anonymous
>>5383629 bro but skeletons
Anonymous
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>>5383624 I will vote brother
Busy Orc
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>>5383628 With pirate we can have all 3
>>5383634 >>5383633 Anonymous
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>>5383633 I vote for the brother
Anonymous
>>5383634 Brother has no chance of winning right now, but if you join us in the Operative Corner we can defeat the pirates.
Anonymous
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>>5383634 Yes, but pirates
Anonymous
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>>5383638 doubters be gone
Anonymous
Do not believe Operative lies. Brother currently has the same amount of votes
Busy Orc
>>5383633 No one wants to be a lesbian, not even lesbians want to be lesbian.
Anonymous
>>5383641 yeah but operative dudes
have you ever had a a sausage before?
Anonymous
Rolled 16 (1d100) This is taking to long. Lets solve this diplomatically.
Busy Orc
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>>5383641 We sure someone isn't just changing their IP?
>>5383644 Gay
Anonymous
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>>5383641 My vote stay's pirate, but if it does get into a deadlock between operative and brother, I will go Brother
Anonymous
Busy Orc
Rolled 85 (1d100) >>5383645 Roll ing for Pirate
Anonymous
>>5383645 How dare you propose this without clearance.
BUt yeah everyone roll 1d100 and announce your pick
Anonymous
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Rolled 56 (1d100) >>5383651 Still voting for Operator operating operationally
Busy Orc
>>5383651 >>5383649 This one counts right?
Anonymous
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Rolled 94 (1d100) >>5383651 BROTHER
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Rolled 80 (1d100) >>5383651 Dang, so much for democracy, pirate
anonymous lesbian enthusiast
anonymous lesbian enthusiast ID:ktPLbDI8 Thu 25 Aug 2022 17:52:40 No. 5383659 Report Rolled 96 (1d100) >>5383651 operative. Unless it's 100 then it's commander babyy
>>5383642 blasphemy
Anonymous
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Rolled 46 (1d100) >>5383651 Operative
Busy Orc
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>>5383659 Oh shit surprise finish!
Anonymous
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Rolled 49 (1d100) >>5383651 brother
Anonymous
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>operativesfags trying not to vote for previous protagonists
Anonymous
Busy Orc
>>5383665 I know lesbians are annoying and suck
Anonymous
anonymous lesbian enthusiast
anonymous lesbian enthusiast ID:ktPLbDI8 Thu 25 Aug 2022 17:58:57 No. 5383671 Report Quoted By:
>>5383670 you're making a mistake
Busy Orc
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Dice was rigged! I demand a recount of the highest level and use my loaded dice to let me win!
Anonymous
>>5383667 Ah well what can one do
Officer is hotter anyhow Busy Orc
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>>5383675 Yeah, if only Juliani was here, he'd fight for the criminals
Busy Orc
Did the operative kill Op?
Anonymous
>>5383679 Maybe OP was the captured princess we needed to rescue all along.
Anonymous
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>>5383681 I knew Opee would kidnap him someday
Busy Orc
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>>5383681 The Op's are the princesses that we meet along the way
Anonymous
The Operative cut my internet.
Busy Orc
>>5383685 Where is the ship with large tits!
Anonymous
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>>5383685 BOTTOM RIGHT
BIG DICK LARGE BATTLESHIP
Anonymous
>>5383685 I like large but since we're the operative, small
Anonymous
>>5383685 Small. Enough to carry the Operative and an elite team to resuce to the princess, but not large enough to attract suspicion.
Anonymous
>>5383685 I would say large but that doesn't fit with the operative style and we pick small OP would take it as an opportunity to make dick jokes at our expense. So I'll say medium
Anonymous
>>5383692 >>5383697 yeah okay but what if the battleship has a cloaking system fellas
Anonymous
Rolled 2 (1d2) >>5383701 Sorry anon, but I am torn, so I'll let the dice decide 1 is small, 2 is large, 3 is smallest
Anonymous
>>5383703 >rolls 1d2 gets 2 that's a large vote
Anonymous
>>5383703 >>5383697 >>5383685 Well, can't argue with the dice. We need a massive Battleship. Our standard mode of operation: Fucking Sledgehammer.
Busy Orc
Rolled 3 (1d100) >>5383689 My vote goes to big titty ship
Anonymous
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>>5383704 Appears so, you win this round
Anonymous
>>5383692 >>5383697 >>5383700 Of course. The small ship. Fast. Compact. Enough to hold at most a team of 6 unlike the Smallest ship, which has a max space of 2 people. Good amount of weapon space but nothing too big. You won't have a mecha or aircraft hangar inside this thing like the medium or large ships. Generally fast enough to not get hit in combat. Unless the dice hates you.
It's small. It's compact.
Like your dick heyooooooooooooooooooooooo Busy Orc
Anonymous
>>5383709 we got two votes for large now
WE NEED THAT MECHA /AIRCRAFT hangar
Anonymous
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>>5383706 We possess the greatest power of the government, graft of the state budget
>>5383709 > Unless the dice hates you Yeah...wouldn't that be...funny
Anonymous
>>5383709 We're an indecisive bunch. Give us the Battleship, we keep the small ship in it's hangar for stealth insertions.
Busy Orc
>>5383712 I'll go big or go home
Anonymous
>>5383709 wait so what's winning now I'm confused
I guess I'll vote large? It would be nice to have the small ship in the hanger though
Anonymous
>>5383712 >>5383715 >>5383715 >>5383716 >>5383717 Ah yes. The Stealth Battleship. Clearly the Empire is spending its budget wisely. Fastest battleship-class vessel around. Plenty of space for weaponry, can even splurge on a hangar to hold smaller ships/mechs/aircrafts/your mom. A cloaking device helps in actually being stealthy as a fucking battleship.
You can bully smaller class ships easily....just don't think you can square up head on against other non-stealth battleships tho. Getting a ship this size to go this fast needed some sacrifices.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5383719 But what's in the medium ship?
Anonymous
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>>5383719 Lets get going. The Space Princess won't save herself.
anonymous lesbian enthusiast
anonymous lesbian enthusiast ID:ktPLbDI8 Thu 25 Aug 2022 18:30:11 No. 5383723 Report Quoted By:
>>5383719 let's mod the hangar bay to make an original xbox gaming room
Anonymous
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>>5383719 All paid by the state and budget gained by totally legitimate means that didn't involve blackmail and corruption
Anonymous
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>>5383721 Hopes and dreams
also it's the only one that can pretend to be a cargo freighter
Anonymous
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>>5383719 yeah I'll lock that in
Anonymous
Right. The State has given you 10 points to spend on ship customization
Anonymous
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>>5383729 regular crew
robots too expensive bros
Anonymous
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>>5383729 Regular crew with extra point spent on AI hologram
anonymous lesbian enthusiast
anonymous lesbian enthusiast ID:ktPLbDI8 Thu 25 Aug 2022 18:45:57 No. 5383732 Report >>5383729 0 points: skeleton crew. as in the bare minimum to keep it running. But also they're skeletons.
Anonymous
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>>5383729 Regular Crew
We need to cash to get big bazonga guns and more armor plating.
Anonymous
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regular crew is fine
Anonymous
>>5383732 Not for the faint of heart
anonymous lesbian enthusiast
anonymous lesbian enthusiast ID:ktPLbDI8 Thu 25 Aug 2022 18:50:24 No. 5383737 Report Quoted By:
I just hope they don't speak Kikongo
Anonymous
>>5383736 SKELETON CREW
LOCK IN
lmao
Busy Orc
>>5383736 Skelly crew best crew let's GOOO
Anonymous
>>5383739 >>5383741 Skeleton Crew chosen. Now you can pick from this selection of Ship Upgrades:
Everything costs 1 point:
- Extra Guns
- Torpedoes
- Tachyon Lance
- Neutron Bombs
- Ship Sword
- Drone Strike crafts
- The Small Ship
- Personal Mech
- Skullstation X 64
- VR training pods
- Upgraded medical facilities
- Extra Armored Hull
- Regenerative Nanobot Hull
- Coffee Machine
- Food replicator
- Ship arms
Busy Orc
>>5383752 Personal Mech
skullstationx 64
Torpedoes
Regen hull
Small ship
Food replicator
Ship arms
Anonymous
>>5383752 Extra guns
ship sword
Drones
Small ship
Mech
Skullstation
Food replicator
Ship arms for lockpicking
Anonymous
>>5383752 >Extra Guns >Extra Guns >Extra Guns >The Small Ship >Extra Armored Hull >Extra Armored Hull >Regenerative Nanobot Hull >Skullstation X 64 >Drone Strike crafts Anonymous
>>5383752 >extraguns >torpedoes >tachyon lance >neutron bombs for firepower
>the small ship >personal mech for the hangar bay
>extra armored hull >regenerative nanobothull for survivability
>ship arms because everyone else chose it
>skullstation x64 for demos for videogames
Busy Orc
>>5383757 >>5383756 >>5383755 >>5383752 How about we all make a list and the ones we all have incommon is the parts we choose
Anonymous
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admittedly, we could possibly just get all the meme options and have a really comfortable ride
Anonymous
Here's the real build:
Anonymous
Quick, roll 1d100 and then your list of upgrades. Highest gets it
Anonymous
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Rolled 59 (1d100) >>5383769 >>5383758 I think mine is the most practical I guess
It has firepower, hangar bay options, survivability and QoL options
Anonymous
Rolled 77 (1d100) >>5383762 Games powah
>>5383760 - Extra Guns
3 votes
- Torpedoes
2 votes
- Tachyon Lance
1 vote
- Neutron Bombs
1 vote
- Ship Sword
1 vote
- Drone Strike crafts
2 votes
- The Small Ship
4 votes
- Personal Mech
3 votes
- Skullstation X 64
5 votes
- Ship arms
All votes
>>5383769 Extra guns
ship sword
Drones
Small ship
Mech
Skullstation
Food replicator
Ship arms for lockpicking
Busy Orc
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Rolled 55 (1d100) >>5383769 Anonymous
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Rolled 12 (1d100) >Extra Guns>Extra Guns >Tachyon Lance >The Small Ship >Extra Armored Hull >Upgraded medical facilities >Regenerative Nanobot Hull >Skullstation X 64 >Drone Strike crafts
Anonymous
>>5383772 >not picking 10 tachyon lances Anonymous
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>>5383777 I am a dual blade main in monster hunter, get off my back
Busy Orc
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>>5383777 Lance is boring as fook
Anonymous
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>>5383777 A ship with no games is not a ship
Anonymous
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>>5383777 Lets hope we don't end up regretting leaving the Tachyon lance behind.
Anonymous
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Rolled 67 (1d100) >>5383769 Extra Guns
Tachyon Lance
Small ship
Personal Mech
Skullstation
Extra Armored Hull
Regenerative Nanobot Hull
Ship Arms
Torpedoes
Drone Strike Crafts
Anonymous
With 8 upgrades picked. You have 2 more points to spend. Pick your starting field agents. Each one costs 1 point.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5383795 Joseph and Killbot S25, We can find a woman later down the line
Anonymous
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>>5383795 Joseph for muscle and toy sales, dragon witch as token girl and to get the waifufag audience
Anonymous
Busy Orc
Anonymous
Anonymous
anonymous lesbian enthusiast
anonymous lesbian enthusiast ID:ktPLbDI8 Thu 25 Aug 2022 19:48:25 No. 5383807 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 17 (1d100) >>5383795 WAIT WAIT FUCJK I WAS EATING DRAGON WITCH DRAGON WITCH
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5383808 >>5383809 >>5383810 Only one thing left now before you embark on your mission to rescue the princess.
Would you like to name your Operative and Ship? Or would you prefer to leave them nameless, keep things [REDACTED]
Anonymous
>>5383817 Da Dude and Da Ship
Busy Orc
Anonymous
>>5383817 K.D and S.W, No I will not elaborate on what they mean
Anonymous
>>5383817 Zen and his ship the Hot Cheeto
Anonymous
Anonymous
Roll 1d100, highest gets it
Busy Orc
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Rolled 52 (1d100) >>5383825 BONER and ButtSex
Anonymous
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Rolled 18 (1d100) >>5383825 >>5383820 Check 'em
Anonymous
Rolled 92 (1d100) >>5383825 No Name and Government Ship ST-100
Anonymous
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Rolled 11 (1d100) >>5383825 Just keep everything [REDACTED] we'll reveal the name at the end
Anonymous
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Rolled 45 (1d100) >>5383825 Da Dude and Da Ship 89
Anonymous
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Rolled 23 (1d100) >>5383825 >>5383821 sorry late roll
Anonymous
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Rolled 69 (1d100) Ship and Operative
Anonymous
>>5383830 Alright Agent No Name. You are a faceless Galactic Empire Operative. The crown princess has been captured by the rebels! While the imperial navy launches a frontal assault, your mission is to sneak through the battle lines, find out where the princess is and extract her. Aboard your customized ship ST-100, you have gathered a quite literal skeleton crew and 2 more field agents to assist you on this mission.
Success means getting a medal of honor, promotions, pay increase, stopping the rebel scum and also a free Coffee Machine
Failure means death, naturally.
Having just left the secret Imperial Shipyard, your Stealth Battleship is on course to travel through the less commonly used sectors and hyperlanes. But systems have detected a stray Rebel ship. What do you do?
Anonymous
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>>5383830 Ooo, mysterious. I wonder who we really are.
Anonymous
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>>5383837 Punch self in face
Anonymous
>>5383837 Check the skeleton crew
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Rolled 3 (1d100) >>5383837 Observe it from afar
Anonymous
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>>5383837 Trail the Rebel ship
Anonymous
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>>5383837 How big is the Rebel ship?
If small/medium sized: Do a Stealth Insertion with the Small Ship. Bring Joseph with you. Attempt to acquire intel on the whereabouts of the Princess by accessing the computer logs or by kidnapping the captain.
If it's large blow it to smithereens.
Anonymous
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Rolled 38 (1d100) Play skullstation while skeleton crew trails the rebel ship
Anonymous
Naturally, from now on, roll 1d100 with your reply, highest number gets picked to be the action
>>5383841 Most of the general population doesn't know about the Empire's dabbling in necromancy. Even in death, a citizen can still be of service. Also they don't eat so that's a load off your concern about food supplies
Anonymous
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Rolled 80 (1d100) >>5383847 what's that guy in front's name
can we promote him?
Anonymous
Rolled 100 (1d100) >>5383847 mmmm skeleton...right observe it for a bit, what kind of ship are we dealing with?
Anonymous
>>5383849 Really? This is what I get a 100 for?
Anonymous
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>>5383851 can you promote our dude
he's cool
Anonymous
Busy Orc
>>5383851 Hmm yes. I am sure now this skeleton is commander material now
Anonymous
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>>5383854 I was starting to doubt the skeleton vibes we'd get from this quest but now I feel reaffirmed
Anonymous
>>5383849 Rebel Ship observation started.
Roll 2d100. First number is to see who gets picked. Second number is what kinda ship it is:
60-100: A small rebel ship
30-59: A medium rebel ship
2-29: A large rebel ship
1: The rebel's secret weapon
Anonymous
Rolled 73, 3 = 76 (2d100) >>5383857 >rebel's secret weapon Anonymous
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Rolled 61, 91 = 152 (2d100) >>5383857 How dare they ask for things like the right to vote and freedom.
anonymous lesbian enthusiast
anonymous lesbian enthusiast ID:ktPLbDI8 Thu 25 Aug 2022 20:43:12 No. 5383861 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 44, 7 = 51 (2d100) >>5383857 Anonymous
Rolled 80, 60 = 140 (2d100) >>5383857 Oh it's a big one.
Anonymous
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Rolled 72, 92 = 164 (2d100) >>5383857 How many secret weapons can a rebel group have?
>>5383858 Very close
Anonymous
Rolled 1, 60 = 61 (2d100) >>5383857 Hey look, we’re approaching a small moon
Anonymous
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>>5383866 Damn, wrong order for the sekrit weapon. Nice try though.
Anonymous
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Rolled 38, 91 = 129 (2d100) >>5383857 Its me
Anonymous
>>5383863 Well not that big.
Anonymous
>>5383875 Let's send in our boys for a boarding action with the small ship
Dragon lady, Joseph and ourselves so we can show off our personal combat skills
Anonymous
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Rolled 5 (1d100) >>5383875 >>5383877 roll
Anonymous
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>>5383541 I like the way you draw
Anonymous
Rolled 22 (1d100) >>5383877 >>5383875 Yes, let us board and gather intel.
Anonymous
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>>5383875 Can we use our ship hands to grab them?
Anonymous
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Rolled 66 (1d100) >>5383875 Board it with me, Joseph and Dragon Witch, and few skeleton mooks
Skeleton #346 yer in charge
Anonymous
Rolled 95 (1d100) >>5383885 All aboard the stealth ship.
Roll 1d100 against mine, highest roll counts
You have +60 Stealth bonus
Anonymous
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Rolled 50 (1d100) >>5383891 Just swarm in
Busy Orc
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Rolled 35 (1d100) >>5383891 Huur ok!?
Anonymous
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Rolled 20 (1d100) >>5383891 lets get that bread
Anonymous
Rolled 80 (1d100) >>5383891 Anonymous
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Rolled 8 (1d100) >>5383891 That's some good detection tech they got
Anonymous
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Rolled 99 (1d100) >>5383891 Anonymous
Anonymous
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Rolled 28 (1d100) >>5383891 Anonymous
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>>5383903 Initiate STANDARD INSERTION PROCEDURES
Anonymous
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Rolled 46 (1d100) >>5383903 nice lets infiltrate with our boy joseph and dragon witch + some skeleton backup
also can we get some color with some red accents? that dark red color in particular, OP
Anonymous
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Rolled 70 (1d100) >>5383903 Sneak inside
Anonymous
Rolled 92 (1d100) >>5383903 Now, violate their rear entrance with the boarding party!
Anonymous
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Rolled 92 (1d100) >>5383903 try not to sneeze
Anonymous
Anonymous
Rolled 80 (1d100) >>5383914 time to make a silent takedown
Anonymous
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>>5383914 >>5383916 Show off our extensive knowledge of CQC
Anonymous
Rolled 83 (1d100) >>5383914 Grab and interrogate him
Anonymous
Rolled 42 (1d100) >>5383921 Roll 1d100 against mine, highest roll counts
You have +50 Stealth bonus
Anonymous
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Rolled 88 (1d100) >>5383925 GIVE HIM A HUG
Anonymous
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Rolled 71 (1d100) >>5383925 Come friend, tell me about your day
Anonymous
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>>5383925 >autowin our CQC bonus is too good
Anonymous
Rolled 98 (1d100) >>5383925 WHY DO YOU WEAR THE MASK?
Anonymous
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>no name is red >USSR was red >both have stealth bonuses
Anonymous
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>>5383930 >>5383925 IF WE PULL IT OFF, WILL YOU DIE?
Anonymous
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Rolled 75 (1d100) >>5383925 Faces are illegal space man
Anonymous
>>5383930 "w-what?! Who the hell are you?!"
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A REBEL
Anonymous
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Rolled 23 (1d100) >>5383939 TELL ME ABOUT THE REBEL LEADER, WHY DOES HE BETRAY THE EMPIRE...a-are we under the silencing spell, Dragon Witch?
Anonymous
Rolled 92 (1d100) >>5383939 intimdate him into joining us
we're gonna do this full shotasniffer style
Anonymous
>>5383941 You mean killing him and letting the necromancers work their magic?
Anonymous
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Rolled 13 (1d100) >>5383939 Intimidate him. You will tell us all you know. What is your mission here? Who is your captain? What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Anonymous
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>>5383942 No I mean we can just intimidate him into joining
he seems like an alright dude
Anonymous
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Rolled 48 (1d100) >>5383939 CRASHING THIS SHIP
Anonymous
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Rolled 44 (1d100) >>5383939 It doesnt matter who we are, what matters is our plan.
>>5383941 >>5383942 +1 skeleton crew
Anonymous
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>>5383941 That's not a terrible plan. If we can intimidate enough rebel ships to join our cause we can build our own fleet to rescue the Princess. I'm sure we'll get a nice holiday bonus if we bring back more ships than we started with.
Anonymous
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Rolled 3 (1d100) >>5383939 "Where's the captain?"
Anonymous
Rolled 17 (1d100) >>5383941 Roll 1d100
You have +60 bonus
Anonymous
Rolled 99 (1d100) >>5383956 >autowin with muscle fulton this guy outta here
Anonymous
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Rolled 87 (1d100) >>5383956 >auto-success Fucking easy
Anonymous
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Rolled 14 (1d100) >>5383956 USE OUR STANDO POWAH
Anonymous
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Rolled 79 (1d100) >>5383956 We have skullstation and food
Anonymous
>>5383957 The rebel was thoroughly intimidated to the point of almost shitting his pants. He was then secured up on your Stealth Ship, soon to be delivered back to your ST-100 in order to undergo brainwashin---I mean, re-education. Yeah.
Anyway, with him dealt with, you have the rest of the rebels inside the ship to neutralize.
Anonymous
Rolled 14 (1d100) >>5383971 Activate our cloak to move through the ship undetected
Anonymous
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>>5383971 >>5383972 One by one, scare them into compliance
Anonymous
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Rolled 58 (1d100) >>5383956 ANSWER ME
Anonymous
Rolled 73 (1d100) >>5383971 SNEAK DAT SHIT
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anonymous lesbian enthusiast ID:ktPLbDI8 Thu 25 Aug 2022 22:06:55 No. 5383977 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 62 (1d100) >>5383971 ask the dragon witch to cast dragon
Anonymous
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Rolled 43 (1d100) >>5383971 Scoot around
Anonymous
Rolled 71 (1d100) >>5383975 Roll 1d100 against mine, highest roll counts
You have +50 Stealth bonus
Anonymous
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Rolled 48 (1d100) >>5383983 Anonymous
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Rolled 39 (1d100) >>5383983 A fugg
anonymous lesbian enthusiast
anonymous lesbian enthusiast ID:ktPLbDI8 Thu 25 Aug 2022 22:12:29 No. 5383989 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 21 (1d100) >>5383983 on your tippy toes for an extra +1 bonus
Busy Orc
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Rolled 47 (1d100) >>5383983 Tap dance through them mines
Anonymous
Rolled 80 (1d100) >>5383983 CAPSLOCK FOR EXTRA STEALTH
Anonymous
>>5383991 "Captain, our sensors caught something. I'm not sure what it is, but there seems to be something right in front of us"
Busy Orc
>>5383992 Dump our Flour Supply so we can see the invisible enemy!
They won't see it coming
Anonymous
Rolled 62 (1d100) >>5383992 >>5383993 turn their seats around to face us and INTIMIDATE them
Anonymous
Rolled 81 (1d100) >>5383992 Intimidation time
Anonymous
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Rolled 25 (1d100) >>5383992 Steal their clothes
Busy Orc
Rolled 99 (1d100) >>5383996 >>5383994 >>5383993 With gusto
Anonymous
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Rolled 77 (1d100) >>5383999 >>5383992 Activate extreme intimidation! Spin their chairs around so fast they get ill from it.
Anonymous
Rolled 63 (1d100) >>5383999 Roll 1d100
You have +60 bonus
Anonymous
Rolled 61 (1d100) >>5384009 Gentlemen, I do believe we need a talk.
Anonymous
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Rolled 1 (1d100) >>5384009 Anonymous
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Rolled 5 (1d100) >>5384009 holy shit hiring joseph was the best decision ever
WELCOME TO THE CREW BOYS
Anonymous
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Rolled 17 (1d100) >>5384009 Busy Orc
>>5384009 VELL VELL VELL MIEN REBLE-LION
VHAT DO VE HAVE CHHERE?
Busy Orc
Anonymous
>>5384011 They surrender. And with that, the rebel ship was effectively neutralized. Soon you return to your ST-100 with the rebels in tow. Now in your custody, they are at your mercy.
And now I gotta go. It's almost 6AM and i have completely fucked up my sleep schedule. See ya next time
updates be here:
https://twitter.com/notapaladin Anonymous
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>>5384023 Ship secured, zero casualties + no detection. SSS rank obtained, easy first session boys.
Anonymous
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Gotta concert the captured rebels into skeletons to up the spooky crew
Anonymous
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Rolled 56 (1d100) >>5384023 >return to the thread and continue posting Anonymous
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>>5384023 >see ya next time no
anonymous lesbian enthusiast
anonymous lesbian enthusiast ID:ktPLbDI8 Sun 28 Aug 2022 16:16:37 No. 5386533 Report wouldnt it be cool that they were all girls under the helmet and like and then they held hands or something
Anonymous
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>>5386533 No girls allowed in the sausage party, you dirty lesbo
Anonymous
>>5386533 Romance? In my notapaladin game? I think not
Captcha:gay00r
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5386533 dragon witch's head is a helmet?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5386552 I mean she has that dragon skull on her head
Anonymous
>>5386544 The only ship is OP x Your money
anonymous lesbian enthusiast
anonymous lesbian enthusiast ID:ktPLbDI8 Sun 28 Aug 2022 16:35:13 No. 5386567 Report >>5386563 I thought it was ST-100
Anonymous
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>>5386563 If you say so
*jingles pennies in a metal cup*
Anonymous
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>>5386563 Lets interrogate our captives and make them part of the ship, part of the crew.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Rolled 31 (1d100) >>5386575 Right where were we, ah yes the ship and captives uhhh...upload whatever info they have on it and get interrogating!
Anonymous
>>5386576 Alright. Interrogatin' time
Anonymous
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Rolled 7 (1d100) >>5386594 "Not telling info I want? That's a paddlin'"
Anonymous
Rolled 99 (1d100) >>5386594 "What's the sekrit rebel weapon?"
anonymous lesbian enthusiast
anonymous lesbian enthusiast ID:ktPLbDI8 Sun 28 Aug 2022 16:50:57 No. 5386600 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 47 (1d100) >>5386594 pull out a picture of the space princess and say "have you seen her? We can't find her we're worried"
Anonymous
Rolled 35 (1d100) >>5386599 "what? uhmm....uh,...."
Roll 1d100
Anonymous
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Rolled 11 (1d100) >>5386612 You will tell us the rebel secrets.
Anonymous
Rolled 81 (1d100) >>5386612 WHERE IS IT!? WHY DO YOU WEAR A MASK? TELL ME ABOUT REBEL LEADER! WHY WERE YOU HERE!? WHERE IS THE PRINCESS!?
Anonymous
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>>5386612 Try good cop bad cop with the skull soldier
Anonymous
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Rolled 42 (1d100) >>5386612 Table bash.
Anonymous
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Rolled (1d00) >>5386612 Do good cop bad cop with the skull soldier
Anonymous
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Rolled 56 (1d100) >>5386612 employ good cop bad cop tactics
Anonymous
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Rolled 15 (1d100) >>5386612 TELL ME ABOUT THE REBELS, WHY DO THEY CAPTURE THE PRINCESS?
Anonymous
>>5386615 "Well obviously, the princess is being held at Rebel Command, which is in---"
Anonymous
Rolled 7 (1d100) >>5386629 Hm...did I give him explosive pill?
Anonymous
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Rolled 13 (1d100) >>5386629 Try to commit literal necromancy.
anonymous lesbian enthusiast
anonymous lesbian enthusiast ID:ktPLbDI8 Sun 28 Aug 2022 17:23:36 No. 5386637 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 67 (1d100) >>5386629 throw him out of the ship
"he didn't fly so good! who's next?"
Anonymous
Rolled 3 (1d100) >>5386631 Roll 1d100
Anonymous
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Rolled 44 (1d100) >>5386629 Another one for the Skeleton Crew. Screen the next patient for explosive material.
Anonymous
Rolled 63 (1d100) >>5386638 Hmmm
anonymous lesbian enthusiast
anonymous lesbian enthusiast ID:ktPLbDI8 Sun 28 Aug 2022 17:24:39 No. 5386643 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 6 (1d100) >>5386638 Anonymous
>>5386641 No. You definitely didn't mix up the truth serum pills with the head exploding pills this time. This rebel had a bomb inside his head as a failsafe
Anonymous
Rolled 73 (1d100) >>5386646 Oh bugger, do we have like memory extractor?
Anonymous
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Rolled 16 (1d100) >>5386646 His head exploded when he said where the base was located, so ask him where the base is not located
Anonymous
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Rolled 76 (1d100) >>5386646 Peruse corpse.
Anonymous
>>5386648 Unfortunately, no.
Anonymous
Rolled 86 (1d100) >>5386661 Okay lets do what the other voice said and ask them where the base IS NOT located
anonymous lesbian enthusiast
anonymous lesbian enthusiast ID:ktPLbDI8 Sun 28 Aug 2022 17:44:01 No. 5386666 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 66 (1d100) >>5386661 use their ship's comm systems to ask their superiors directly
Anonymous
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Rolled 63 (1d100) >>5386661 Should've gottent the Advanced Medbay upgrade so we could've removed the bombs from these people's brains while keeping them alive.
Anonymous
>>5386664 Good thing you haven't ran out of captured rebels. yet.
anonymous lesbian enthusiast
anonymous lesbian enthusiast ID:ktPLbDI8 Sun 28 Aug 2022 18:09:50 No. 5386692 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 19 (1d100) >>5386686 key his armor's paint until he talks
Anonymous
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Rolled 24 (1d100) >>5386686 New plan. Kill him, Necromance him and then remove the bomb in the skull. Then we can get the intel without him going kaboom.
Anonymous
Rolled 60 (1d100) >>5386686 They are stray rebels, so ask where were they going, maybe only the location of the main base is confidential.
Anonymous
Rolled 31 (1d100) >>5386700 Roll 1d100
Anonymous
Rolled 43 (1d100) >>5386703 Where were you planning on taking the milk and cigarettes in the hold, Unnamed Henchman #2?
Anonymous
>>5386705 Turns out the got lost from the main fleet when their nav computer went haywire for a bit because nobody bothered to do maintenance. Were planning to find their way to the nearest rebel outpost and contact HQ from their, pretending that they managed to evade an Imperial pursuit force in a super cool adventure of their own
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anonymous lesbian enthusiast ID:ktPLbDI8 Sun 28 Aug 2022 18:27:58 No. 5386715 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 4 (1d100) >>5386712 great, tell them to keep doing that then tail them stealthily
Anonymous
Rolled 46 (1d100) >>5386712 Thank you, loyal citizen of the Galactic Empire. Do not worry, you will still go on that super cool adventure of yours. After your 're-education' of course.
I will not lie, you will be brainwashed. You will eat the meat in the cafeteria, you will have a room of your own. You will play Skullstatin X and fight your former comrades, and you will be happy.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Rolled 33 (1d100) >>5386722 No, my friend. Turn that frown upside down.
Anonymous
Rolled 78 (1d100) >>5386722 Welcome to the crew, i hope you can find your inner skeleton
Anonymous
>>5386727 "Everyone knows skeletons aren't real"
Busy orc
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>>5386735 >>5386735 You are a skeleton
Anonymous
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Rolled 24 (1d100) >>5386735 There is a Skeleton inside of you right now.
Anonymous
Rolled 38 (1d100) >>5386735 Do not talk back to me
You are now on janitorial duty until I say otherwise
Anonymous
>>5386741 "See, this is how rebellions start"
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Rolled 25 (1d100) >>5386745 Quiet, you. To the Forced Conversion Therapy Chamber with this man. There you will come to find that Skeletons are more real than you would like to believe.
Anonymous
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Rolled 10 (1d100) >>5386745 You say that now, but once you are put into the new and improved Imperial Brainwashing Program you will love whatever job your superior officer gives you
Anonymous
Rolled 46 (1d100) >>5386745 Don't talk back to me young man! Into the dunce corner!
Anonymous
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Rolled 66 (1d100) >>5386745 Dunce corner is your home now, young man, this should teach you to backtalk!
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5386765 Let's go talk to one of our skeletons
>>5383847 this guy right here, I wanna promote him and give him a cool outfit
Anonymous
Rolled 33 (1d100) >>5386765 It's for your own good, son. Now, send someone to repair the nav computer of the Rebel Ship. Maybe we can extract the travel data to the nearby rebel outpost from it,
Anonymous
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Rolled 55 (1d100) >>5386765 >>5386770 I keep forgetting to roll
Anonymous
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>>5386765 dice+d100
Do we really gotta brainwash this guy? he seems pretty chill
Anonymous
Rolled 29 (1d100) >>5386771 Roll 1d100
Anonymous
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Rolled 68 (1d100) >>5386780 Anonymous
Rolled 76 (1d100) >>5386780 Where is the rebel base? And don't give me that Dantooine crap everyone says.
Anonymous
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Rolled 17 (1d100) >>5386780 use our imperial mainframe breacher
Anonymous
>>5386783 It took a while to fix the rebel ship's nav computer. But it finally bore fruit, the Rebel HQ is located on an ex-Imperial planet. It was one of the first to fell to the rebels at the start of the current galactic conflict, now you have intel confirming that it now holds the Rebel High Command, AND is where they're taking the princess.
Anonymous
Rolled 94 (1d100) >>5386788 Can we get more skeletons to man the rebel ship and have it join our fleet?
Like promote a skeleton to officer to command this ship
Anonymous
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Rolled 26 (1d100) >>5386788 Computational device! Chart our way to the rebel HQ!
Is there any chance we could get a planet cracking weapon on the way there?
Anonymous
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Rolled 36 (1d100) >>5386788 Skeleton crew FTW
Stealth our way to the rebel hq
Anonymous
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>>5386792 We should convert our current stash of rebels to loyal skeletons first. They would know any Rebel codes that would let us approach outposts and other Rebel ships so we could capture them too.
Anonymous
Rolled 97 (1d100) >>5386792 Roll 1d100 to see if you can promote a nameless skeleton into being named character
Anonymous
Rolled 97 (1d100) >>5386797 Jesus Christ the dice rig on that one.
Anonymous
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Rolled 70 (1d100) >>5386797 Oh fuck our label budget!
Anonymous
>>5386800 Unfortunately none of the crew have gained enough experience to lead their own ship yet. Maybe later.
Anonymous
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Rolled 28 (1d100) >>5386803 Damn. Well, let's convert the rebels to loyals skeleton crew members.
Anonymous
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Rolled 7 (1d100) >>5386803 Oh well plot the course and throw the unruly rebels into the skeletonizer, except for the one in dunce corner
Anonymous
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>>5386803 Start skullstation
Anonymous
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Rolled 10 (1d100) >>5386803 Let's make some skeletons then
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anonymous lesbian enthusiast ID:ktPLbDI8 Sun 28 Aug 2022 19:40:01 No. 5386811 Report Quoted By:
Rolled 44 (1d100) >>5386803 call high command tell them you know where thez princess is, mission complete, going home boys and girls
Anonymous
Rolled 96 (1d100) >>5386803 Start skullstation
Anonymous
Anonymous
Rolled 49 (1d100) >>5386828 YO IS THAT LOLISNIFFER
let's play
Anonymous
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Rolled 29 (1d100) >>5386828 Stream snipe rebel leader
Anonymous
>>5386829 In true Skeleton fashion, you won fair and square against all challengers
Anonymous
Rolled 4 (1d100) >>5386832 lets see if we can get more games for the skullstation in the future like skeleton island
Anonymous
>>5386833 Yes. But everyone knows this is the only game you'll ever need
Anonymous
Rolled 32 (1d100) >>5386837 get out of here todd howard
Anonymous
>>5386839 And that's it for this session, I uh, gotta go. We'll continue 2morrow.
Probably.
Maybe
https://twitter.com/notapaladin Anonymous
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When did they ported skullrim to the skullstation
Anonymous
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>>5386803 Let's shake down the rebels for any codes and secret phrases and then steal their uniforms after skeletonizing them
Anonymous
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So basically our MC is Daft Punk.
Anonymous
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>>5386843 Tomorrow will be harder, better, faster, stronger
Anonymous
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Rolled 17 (1d100) >>5386843 Anubis judges OP not worthy of heaven
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5386843 Where's the bread OP
Anonymous
>>5390084 >>5390158 The food replicator heard your command
Anonymous
Rolled 21 (1d100) >>5390160 Display approving emote on your helmet
Anonymous
Anonymous
Rolled 72 (1d100) >>5390163 Eat through your suit, for they must not know your face, ON PAIN OF DEATH.
Also you really liked that Daft Punk look
Anonymous
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Rolled 9 (1d100) >>5390163 punch self in the face
Anonymous
Anonymous
Rolled 50 (1d100) >>5390171 Time to save the princess!
Full speed ahead to rebel's HQ!
Anonymous
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Rolled 48 (1d100) >>5390171 >>5390174 Display Acquire Damsel on your face visor to tell everyone your objective
Anonymous
>>5390174 Engaging FTL Travel, moving through hyper lane to the next sector
Who wanna roll for encounters
Anonymous
>>5390178 >rolling for encounters oh boy, my favorite!
Surely, nothing will ever go wrong
Anonymous
Rolled 42 (1d100) >>5390178 >>5390181 I prolly should roll tho
Anonymous
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>>5390178 >>5390181 haha imagine that
haha
ha
hm
Anonymous
>>5390183 Engaging radar, beep boop
Roll 1d100
90-100: oh sweet free stuff
70-89: Empire Outpost
50-69: Enemy Encounter
30-49: Event
5-29: Space Monster
1-4: The crushing ennui of modern life. And also a black hole.
Anonymous
Rolled 93 (1d100) >>5390190 URAAAAAAAH
Anonymous
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Rolled 26 (1d100) >>5390190 Anonymous
>>5390191 >anon actually gets a good roll No, impossible
Anonymous
Rolled 54 (1d100) >>5390194 smash OP in the face
Anonymous
Rolled 1 (1d100) >>5390194 But what free stuff
Anonymous
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>>5390194 I will unleash the 24 Horus on you if you refuse us the good rolls, OP
Anonymous
Anonymous
Rolled 47 (1d100) >>5390199 Alright, let's see those loot rolls for free stuff
maybe a ship upgrade or a free mech with a named character
Anonymous
Rolled 85 (1d100) >>5390197 >>5390200 >>5390199 Captcha: SWATSG
Anonymous
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oh shit I got distracted which resulted in a good roll so it's all good
Anonymous
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Rolled 21 (1d100) >>5390199 it's cheese probably
Anonymous
>>5390201 Commander, sensors have picked up something. There seems to have been a battle here recently, and among the debris, there is a lone container, still intact.
Anonymous
>>5390206 Hmm. Check that container with our scanners, any living beings inside?
Anonymous
Rolled 23 (1d100) >>5390206 scan it for livesignatures
just in case
Anonymous
Rolled 65 (1d100) >>5390206 >>5390207 A container...or a cryosleep pod
Anonymous
>>5390206 More Elite crew members? Lets get the lootbox!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5390214 It could be a free ten-pull for crew members or equipment! Imagine the rewards!
Anonymous
>>5390210 Roll 2d100 for gacha. First number is to see who gets picked. Second number is what you find inside:
0-20: Eh just some supplies
21-50: A random ship upgrade
51-70: Free crew member
71-99: A named character
100: All of the above
Anonymous
Rolled 75, 86 = 161 (2d100) >>5390225 nah we're probably getting a 1
Anonymous
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Rolled 52, 54 = 106 (2d100) >>5390225 Hmm.
Anonymous
Rolled 86, 74 = 160 (2d100) >>5390225 let's see how much anon above will blame me for not getting new named character this early into the game
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5390230 What if I blame you for getting a named character anyway
Anonymous
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>>5390233 we'll call it noname
Anonymous
>>5390230 My god, it's...IT's....
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Rolled 41 (1d100) >>5390237 Noname schmuk
Anonymous
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Rolled 63 (1d100) >>5390237 [SELECT CHARACTER]
Anonymous
Rolled 98 (1d100) >>5390237 Quattro?????
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Rolled 46 (1d100) >>5390244 hey come on give us the yellow hawaiian shirt wearing alcoholic skeleton, OP
if we ain't getting luke, we need this guy
Anonymous
Rolled 98 (1d100) >>5390244 come on, OP.
You gave people skeleton crew
What did you expect.
No cameos?
of most loved skeleton out there Anonymous
Rolled 21 (1d100) >>5390244 >>5390246 >>5390247 You're literally behind us holding the camera you drunk Hawaiian disappointment
No wonder your sister made us take you on as payment for her necromantic services
Anonymous
>>5390247 >most loved skeleton out there Anonymous
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>>5390247 "Sorry, the Shotasniffer DLC costs about 1 trillion dollars."
Anonymous
Rolled 86 (1d100) >>5390252 come on OP
come onnnn
you can't hate Quattro
Anonymous
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Rolled 63 (1d100) >>5390252 trust me, bro (tm)
I named him Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5390247 I may be wrong, but didn't Quattro fail hard going into Spess™ during the original Skeleton Island?
Anonymous
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>>5390258 he got better
probably Anonymous
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Rolled 73 (1d100) >>5390244 The youtuber Fred!
Anonymous
>>5390254 Yes I can, observe:
Anonymous
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Rolled 9 (1d100) >>5390261 Sweet, welcome to the crew Quattro.
Anonymous
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Rolled 69 (1d100) >>5390261 Go back to cleaning the space toilets, Quattro
Anonymous
Rolled 84 (1d100) >>5390261 Stop wasting quest time. Give us a character and let us move on.
Anonymous
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Rolled 18 (1d100) >>5390261 I mean it always can be other Quattro
think outside of the box, OP
Anonymous
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Rolled 66 (1d100) >>5390261 Okay well I feel it should either be Quattro or someone equally as drunk
Anonymous
>>5390261 It's spesswoman Lydia, here to carry our spess burdens!
Anonymous
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>>5390268 Ifyaknowwhadimean
Anonymous
>>5390264 Sure. Pick a dude to climb out of the pod:
A. This guy
B. Any of the unpicked dudes during character creation
C. Any other dude
Anonymous
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Rolled 11 (1d100) >>5390268 Should I roll
Anonymous
Rolled 91 (1d100) >>5390271 B or C
Anonymous
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>>5390271 >B. Any of the unpicked dudes during character creation We can get a Lesbian this way.
Anonymous
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Rolled 75 (1d100) >>5390271 disguy
(Ah) Anonymous
Anonymous
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Rolled 37 (1d100) >>5390271 THIS GUY
Anonymous
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Rolled 24 (1d100) >>5390271 B - fukn Roberts why not
Anonymous
>>5390276 You can pick any dude from character creation or any other dude from a previous adventure to pop out.
But only dudes.
No girls allowed
Anonymous
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Rolled 43 (1d100) >>5390284 Oh shit it's the Mob.
But for real lets get Luke. We can find two Princesses that way.
Anonymous
Rolled 100 (1d100) >>5390284 Super Robot Pilot
Anonymous
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Rolled 73 (1d100) >>5390284 Quattro + Marian
Anonymous
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Rolled 52 (1d100) >>5390284 Rasputin
Anonymous
>>5390284 What's with OP's fascination fascination with men?
Anonymous
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>>5390295 You know what they say about OPs
Anonymous
>>5390289 Sadly that guy retired
Anonymous
Rolled 64 (1d100) >>5390298 Let's get Luke so we can take on two different main quests at once for more XP
Anonymous
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Rolled 84 (1d100) >>5390298 Thank fuck. Rolling for R-quest in Spess
Anonymous
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Rolled 49 (1d100) >>5390298 NOT THAT ONE
Clearly Edward roberts
Anonymous
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Rolled 69 (1d100) >>5390298 OP please.
Gotta earn funds for SRP4
also I meant OG one, from SRP1
you can't do that to 100, dice god wished it
Anonymous
Rolled 99 (1d100) >>5390298 >>5390299 Yes, get Luke. He'll get along well with our skeleton crew.
Anonymous
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>>5390284 Can we pick OP? We could be used as a beachball or a punchbag with his round posture.
Anonymous
>>5390303 2 main quests? greedy
Anonymous
Rolled 36 (1d100) >>5390310 yeah, but think about the XP and story we'll get, OP
Anonymous
Rolled 11 (1d100) >>5390310 no one cares about niche game series anymore
only mainstream
Anonymous
>>5390313 Well yeah that's why they're niche
Anonymous
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Rolled 2 (1d100) >>5390310 Greet the unfrozen man. His helmet is really cool.
Anonymous
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>>5390314 I dunno if skeleton multiverse fetishism generally more healthy than horse fuckery tho.
I miss metal wizard, gone too soon
Anonymous
>>5390311 Anyway. This man in the cryopod seems to also be a fellow longcoat enjoyer
Anonymous
Rolled 77 (1d100) >>5390324 high five him
Anonymous
Rolled 21 (1d100) >>5390324 Ask him what he's doing here; how'd he get in this pod, and if he'd like a place on our ship
Anonymous
Rolled 7 (1d100) >>5390326 Roll 1d100 for seemingly no reason
Anonymous
Rolled 1 (1d100) >>5390330 nyeh
Anonymous
Rolled 68 (1d100) >>5390330 >>5390331 Holy shit anon you suck.
Anonymous
Rolled 79 (1d100) >>5390330 >>5390327 high five, but also ask him questions afterwards
Anonymous
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>>5390331 I'm on
roll today
>>5390332 dice god gives and takes away
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Rolled 73 (1d100) >>5390335 No more questions, just show him his quarters
Anonymous
>>5390338 You show him his quarters, as he has agreed to earn his keep aboard the ship as long as you help him in his quest of finding his own kidnapped princess: his Sister.
All of this was communicated entirely through the high five and low five
Anonymous
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Rolled 20 (1d100) >>5390348 Sweet. Now we just need Edward Roberts to have all THREE main quests.
Anonymous
Rolled 52 (1d100) >>5390348 What a guy, I'm sure we'll get along great.
Scan the debris field for scrap material to collect, we can use it at stores to buy more upgrades.
Anonymous
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Rolled 50 (1d100) >>5390348 >All of this was communicated entirely through the high five and low five Perfect, it's what long coat brotherhood is all about.
Continue on your mission
Anonymous
>>5390350 You collect all usable salvage for later. You're pretty much done in this sector. Now you can either:
A. Leave the sector and continue on your way, rolling for another encounter
B. Use downtime to chat with the crew
C. Genuflect
Choose whichever....since I gotta go for a bit, be back in like 2-3 hours
Anonymous
Rolled 78 (1d100) >>5390353 B. Let's introduce Luke to all the Skeletons
Anonymous
Rolled 42 (1d100) >>5390353 B
play some Skeleton Kart Deluxe with crew while OP is busy, to build up comradery
Anonymous
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>>5390353 B
visual brovel time
anonymous lesbian enthusiast
anonymous lesbian enthusiast ID:ktPLbDI8 Thu 01 Sep 2022 13:02:36 No. 5390412 Report >>5390284 what the frick
when I get my arm back I'll draw everyone as girls furiously making out
Anonymous
Rolled 99 (1d100) >>5390353 This
>>5390357 but especially that one skelly guy on the crew who's going to end up being promoted and named
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5390458 oh shit there it is
Anonymous
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>>5390458 It better be toasted too.
Anonymous
>>5390462 Catch it, before it escapes!
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Rolled 31 (1d100) >>5390462 Anonymous
Rolled 15 (1d100) >>5390469 Get that motherfucker
Anonymous
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Rolled 11 (1d100) >>5390469 Use dimensional rift to catch it
Anonymous
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Rolled 89 (1d100) >>5390469 Persue escaped bread with max firepower
Anonymous
>>5390474 Unfortunately the bread has entered another dimension
Anonymous
Rolled 69 (1d100) >>5390483 See how Luke and the skelly crew interact then
Anonymous
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Rolled 46 (1d100) >>5390483 A shame. We will see it again. Now introduce Luke to the skeleton crew per
>>5390357 , then prepare to jump to the next system.
Anonymous
>>5390486 He seems to be getting along well with the crew
Anonymous
Rolled 69 (1d100) >>5390494 Very nice, very nice. Now lets make warp preperations and select our next destination.
Anonymous
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Rolled 39 (1d100) >>5390494 The warp engine is planning to sell us out to the rebels!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5390502 That's how Luke interacts with the crew, baby. Real nice
Anonymous
>>5390496 Here be the hyperlanes. Green means more the encounter roll is skewed towards more favorable results while Red is the opposite. Yellow is neutral
Anonymous
Rolled 44 (1d100) >>5390505 Red, obviously
we got a red ship that can be stealthy let's go
Anonymous
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Rolled 97 (1d100) >>5390505 As long as the rewards are also skewed towards being more awesome to compensate. Yeah, red, why not
Shit gonna go down
Anonymous
>>5390506 >red ship what if it was all a dream
Anonymous
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Rolled 69 (1d100) >>5390505 Green
Anonymous
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Rolled 22 (1d100) >>5390510 don't make us punch you, OP
anonymous lesbian enthusiast
anonymous lesbian enthusiast ID:ktPLbDI8 Thu 01 Sep 2022 15:46:52 No. 5390515 Report Rolled 61 (1d100) >>5390510 go to the zoltan homeworlds for the quest
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5390515 Lesbian enjoyer detected, homophobia engaged
Anonymous
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Rolled 11 (1d100) >>5390517 Red route please
anonymous lesbian enthusiast
anonymous lesbian enthusiast ID:ktPLbDI8 Thu 01 Sep 2022 15:48:54 No. 5390520 Report >>5390517 that's it
I'm pullin' me tablet
Anonymous
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Rolled 14 (1d100) >>5390517 Go to the yellow system. We might run in to smaller rebel ships there to commendere for our cause.
Anonymous
Rolled 84 (1d100) >>5390517 Red route in order to get madarse-sick powerups
Anonymous
>>5390523 Arright, time to roll for encounters. WHo wanna go
Anonymous
Rolled 85 (1d100) >>5390528 Put me in, chief
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5390528 >>5390529 He got this chief Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 6 (1d100) >>5390528 I'm feeling lucky
Anonymous
>>5390529 Roll 1d100
95-100: oh sweet free stuff
80-89: Event
50-79: Enemy Encounter
30-49: Bad Event
5-29: Space Monster
1-4: oh no
Anonymous
Rolled 88 (1d100) >>5390537 nah we're getting an "oh no" 1
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5390537 What would happen if 90-94 tho
Anonymous
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>>5390545 I'm guessing lesbians
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5390554 A lesbian nothing
Anonymous
>>5390538 Commander, we found something
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 12 (1d100) >>5390557 We're funded by the Empire, let's go buy some things.
Anonymous
Rolled 72 (1d100) >>5390557 Hmm. Suspicious Merchants. Don't let anyone onboard without supervision, bring Luke and Joseph for the intimidation factor. Maybe we can 'liberate' some goods for the Empire.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5390557 Let's use our government given powers to ensure they have the proper permits to sell things in this part of space, and then impound all their stuff if they don't
Anonymous
>>5390560 Would you uncloak the ST-100 then hailing them or would you prefer to enter the outpost using the Small Spaceship while keeping the ST-100 in Stealth Mode
Anonymous
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Rolled 73 (1d100) >>5390563 Let's enter, USING THE REBEL SHIP AND THEIR UNIFORMS!
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 52 (1d100) >>5390563 Small stealth ship job I reckon
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 74 (1d100) >>5390563 Use the Small Ship. We don't want to uncloak and give potential rebel spies knowledge of our location and how big our ship is.
Anonymous
Rolled 89 (1d100) >>5390563 small ship and infiltrate
Anonymous
>>5390572 ALright.
Pick 2 other field agents to come with you.
Or none at all, if you're feeling like it
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5390580 Luke and Dragon Witch
Anonymous
>>5390580 Luke and Joseph. Together they will form the ultimate intimidation duo.
Anonymous
Rolled 62 (1d100) >>5390580 Luke and Dragon Witch
Joseph can play skullstation
Anonymous
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Rolled 2 (1d100) >>5390584 >>5390580 Fuck, I hit the send button just as I noticed I had no die selected.
anonymous lesbian enthusiast
anonymous lesbian enthusiast ID:ktPLbDI8 Thu 01 Sep 2022 16:55:22 No. 5390587 Report mwah mwah... kiss kiss mwah... my arm hurts...
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 23 (1d100) >>5390580 Joseph and DragWitch, test out the 2 official offsiders before we get too far into things
Anonymous
>>5390587 How dare you post this yuri propaganda ins this whole some christian imageboard
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5390587 Fake news, No Name is proud skelly in disguise
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5390587 The madman actually did it.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5390587 Be careful if your arm is hurting, it could be wanker's-cramp
Also I'm 12 and what is this
Anonymous
Rolled 65 (1d100) >>5390595 Scene transition: Infiltration of the Trade Hub by the squad
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 33 (1d100) >>5390595 So they can both summon dragons? Cool
anonymous lesbian enthusiast
anonymous lesbian enthusiast ID:ktPLbDI8 Thu 01 Sep 2022 17:04:32 No. 5390601 Report Quoted By:
>>5390590 saving the world
One post at a time
Anonymous
>>5390598 The trading post contacts you
"Hail traveler! Welcome to The Totally Legit Trading Post. Please, dock, and we can begin totally legit trade"
Anonymous
Rolled 91 (1d100) >>5390603 OK. I see nothing suspicious about this.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 82 (1d100) >>5390603 Let's dock they seem legit
And if not well that's what all these lasers are for
Anonymous
>>5390605 "Welcome, welcome!"
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 21 (1d100) >>5390611 Whose selling us stuff, Todd Howard clones?
Anonymous
Rolled 91 (1d100) >>5390611 Observe the situation.
Indonesian Gentleman
Quoted By:
Rolled 49 (1d100) >>5390611 Oh no they're the Bakleds
Anonymous
>>5390613 "Ah, are you traveling alone? Come, come. We can have a little drink before we talk business"
Anonymous
Rolled 59 (1d100) >>5390629 They look a little too delighted
but let's talk to them
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 54 (1d100) >>5390629 Go with them, but don't drink any liquid they offer us. When the coast is clear, Luke and the Dragon sneak out of the ship and stealths around the station.
Anonymous
>>5390631 "Yes, yes. Here. Take a seat, friend. Get comfy"
Anonymous
Rolled 54 (1d100) >>5390635 I prefer to stand, thank you.
Anonymous
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Rolled 20 (1d100) >>5390635 What do you people even sell?
Anonymous
>>5390637 "No, please. I insist. You must have been so tired after your trip here. Standing around could be....unhealthy"
Anonymous
Rolled 35 (1d100) >>5390652 Do not sit. You have a... butthole condition. Yeah. Ask to be shown around the wares
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 5 (1d100) >>5390652 >>5390655 Yeah, let's see what they got.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 11 (1d100) >>5390652 Tempt fate. Remain standing. Thank the man for his concern, but assure him it is unwarranted. We would much rather see his wares than to sit.
Anonymous
Rolled 51 (1d100) >>5390655 "You got a what now"
Roll 1d100 to convince them you have an acute case of Extreme Anal Fissures
+30 bonus
Anonymous
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Rolled 75 (1d100) >>5390665 Hemorrhoids. Nasty business, I tell you.
Anonymous
Rolled 100 (1d100) >>5390665 The good old "my ass hurts" technique. It was one of the first espionage tactics we learned at Operative school
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5390670 >Rolled 100 (1d100) That sure is some butthurt.
Anonymous
>>5390670 First pioneered by the founder of The Imperial Operative Training Academy: Agent Zero
Anonymous
Rolled 96 (1d100) >>5390690 Guess we're going loud now. Kill the renaining henchman, then intimidate the 'merchant'.
Anonymous
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Rolled 53 (1d100) >>5390690 Works every time
Anonymous
>>5390698 No no, that was just a flashback to our training
Anonymous
>>5390698 >>5390703 Indeed, it was merely a flashback
Anonymous
>>5390703 Was it though? It sure do look like we just blew the brains out of Mr. Baldy over there.
Anonymous
>>5390705 Maybe a flashforward then? Can we see into the future?
Anonymous
Rolled 68 (1d100) >>5390708 Flash sideways into an alternate dimension. Where that bread went
>>5390704 Look enough of the butt stuff we just want to see what you have to sell
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Rolled 44 (1d100) >>5390716 Anonymous
>>5390710 "Right, right, of course. I assume you know how dangerous these outer regions are, yes?"
Anonymous
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Rolled 20 (1d100) >>5390722 Yeah, pretty dangerous. We're gonna need to upgrade my ship and get a new mech for a friend we picked up along the way.
Anonymous
Rolled 23 (1d100) >>5390722 Certianly. I ran afoul of some dastardly rebel craft on my way here, looking for easy plunder. Had to lose them by hiding in an asteroid field. Do you perchance have any heavy ship weapons for sale?
Anonymous
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Rolled 18 (1d100) >>5390722 "No"
Anonymous
>>5390730 "Naturally. Here, take a look at our catalogue"
Anonymous
Rolled 73 (1d100) >>5390743 ENHANCE IMAGE
Anonymous
>>5390744 "Ah, but wait. Since this is a legitimate establishment. You do have your trading and travel permit, riiiiight?"
totally the real OP
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Rolled 19 (1d100) >>5390755 >>5390743 let's take a look at them mechs for our boy luke
Anonymous
Rolled 38 (1d100) >>5390753 Absolutely. Here they are, you will find that everything is in order.
Anonymous
>>5390770 "Too bad you don't have them. But since we're so generous, we're willing to sell you s----wait what"
Anonymous
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Rolled 7 (1d100) >>5390781 >he doesn't know Now let me see your mech catalog.
Anonymous
Rolled 19 (1d100) >>5390781 Show him the stacks of paperwork we prepared before the trip!
Anonymous
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Rolled 10 (1d100) >>5390781 SHOW ME THE CATALOG FOOL
Anonymous
>>5390788 It's like 3AM so OP gotta go sleep sleep now. Thread continues.....whenever it continues.
Toodles
updates:
https://twitter.com/notapaladin Anonymous
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Rolled 62 (1d100) >>5390797 …OH! I’m so sorry! This is only my trading paperwork. *THEOMP* THESE are my travel permits!
Anonymous
anonymous lesbian enthusiast
anonymous lesbian enthusiast ID:ktPLbDI8 Fri 02 Sep 2022 00:50:33 No. 5391007 Report >>5390950 he's awakening. He's starting to realize
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Oh god, I think the lesbianity scared him off.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
did someone say lesbian
Anonymous
>>5390797 It has been more than 2 days
Anonymous
>>5395046 OP is a faggot and a liar.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5395075 No, I still I believe in him.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5395163 THERE HE IS!
GET HIM!
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5395207 There he is-WHERE’S MY UPLOAD YOU MOTHERFUCKER!?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5395207 GET THE PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES!!
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5395207 HURRY SOMEONE POST LESBIANISM
Anonymous
>>5395207 You'll never catch me
Anonymous
>>5395235 YOU FOOL, THAT WINDOW LEADS TO A BROKEN GLASS FACTORY!
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5395241 Mourn OP's passing.
Anonymous
Rolled 23 (1d100) >>5395241 that's not OP
OP has no body
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Rolled 31 (1d100) >>5395250 R.I.P OP. Rest in piss.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Rolled 25 (1d100) >>5395267 source: ur ass
Anonymous
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Rolled 3 (1d100) >>5395267 Use space necromancy on OP so he continues the quest
Anonymous
This MC seems to be more competent than most other paladin quest MC's I've seen so far.
Anonymous
Rolled 21 (1d100) >>5395267 I made it the fuck up!
Anonymous
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Rolled 34 (1d100) >>5395276 He made it up!
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5395275 I know it's terrible.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5395247 Ackshtually
He has a fat body
Anonymous
Rolled 16 (1d100) >>5395281 Can we return to the quest now? I wish to shop for space upgrades.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5395281 Fire space lasers at the space deer that eluded us for so long.
Anonymous
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Rolled 8 (1d100) >>5395281 >>5390797 >>5395283 As you can see, my papers are in order.
Anonymous
>>5395283 "huh, uh, yeah sure"
Anonymous
Rolled 39 (1d100) >>5395300 You do have a permit for these weapons, right?
Anonymous
>>5395304 "Of course. Totally legit merchandise"
Anonymous
Rolled 60 (1d100) >>5395312 Oh, good. Then you wouldn't mind quadruple checking these weapon licenses and cross-referencing it with the travel and cargo permits aswell?
Drown this man in paperwork until he gives us stuff for free as long as we promise to leave.
Anonymous
Rolled 50 (1d100) >>5395312 >>5395319 Also we need to see your permit for the totally legit business AND totally legit weapon selling AND your totally legit cyborg augments.
Anonymous
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Rolled 78 (1d100) >>5395319 >+1 Anonymous
Rolled 99 (1d100) >>5395319 "...well good thing we have technology for that. You! Go fetch the computer"
"Yeah uh, sure thing, boss"
Roll 1d100
Anonymous
Rolled 86 (1d100) >>5395341 >99 Oh fuck
Anonymous
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Guys dont forget that we are also in the future, the other half of the paperwork is in a overconvoluted 108 page pdf document spesifying our ship id, licensing, cargos, ipv8 address, travels histories and cookies.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 78 (1d100) >>5395341 >99 Dice rigging in progress.
Anonymous
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Rolled 53 (1d100) >>5395341 ohgodofuck
Anonymous
>>5395343 They brought out a computer with a built in scanner and is going through your mountain of paperwork and unfortunately breakneck speeds.
If this keeps up, you may actually have to pay for shit
Anonymous
>>5395360 Counter with your own checks and the sorry excuse you have for a checker.
>>5395325 Anonymous
Anonymous
Rolled 58 (1d100) >>5395367 >>5395360 And while you keep the schumcks busy, signal for Luke and the Dragon Witch to sneak out of the ship and start stealing anything that looks like it would be a good upgrade for the ships we own.
Anonymous
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>>5395360 Bring out the pdf documents with captcha words lettering!
Anonymous
>>5395369 "...yeah I think dragons are pretty cool too, and---oh?"
"That's the signal. Time to sneak in there and steal anything that may look like a good ship upgrade"
Anonymous
Rolled 22 (1d100) >>5395377 Stealth gameplay, engage.
Anonymous
Rolled 98 (1d100) >>5395377 >>5395378 "I thought you were the government."
"Did I say steal? I mean "confiscate"."
Anonymous
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Rolled 23 (1d100) >>5395377 Time to get some actually good hardware.
Anonymous
Rolled 49 (1d100) >>5395379 "Yes, of course. Confiscating property for the greater good"
"Technically everything in Empire space belongs to the Empire so who's really stealing anything here"
"I see the Empire has the same logic as my sister"
"The one you're looking for?"
"No, my other sister. We're a big family"
Meanwhile
Time for you to do some checking of your own, who knows if these "legitimate merchants" actually have the permits they say they have.
Anonymous
Rolled 38 (1d100) >>5395386 ALRIGHT SHOW US THE GOODS
Anonymous
Rolled 24 (1d100) >>5395386 HACK THE MAINFRAME
Anonymous
Anonymous
Rolled 83 (1d100) >>5395386 Hold on a moment good sir. Clarify this paragraph here if you would be so kind. Section 47b, it seems to be in direct contradiction to Subclause 204c of the Intergalactic Weapons Treaty of 358.
Anonymous
>>5395394 "Ah, but you see. According to Section 350a of the Intergalactic Weapons Treaty of 358, Section 47b satisfies the conditions to be exempt from the ruling put forth by Subclause 204c"
That's true. If we're talking about the Intergalactic Weapons Treaty of 358 , revision 5320.
But the current treaty is revision 5324
Anonymous
Rolled 45 (1d100) >>5395406 Are we out of date?
How's Luke and Dragon Witch doing?
Anonymous
Rolled 85 (1d100) >>5395406 >>5395410 You know what that means.
TIME FOR AN AUDIT.
Anonymous
Rolled 86 (1d100) >>5395406 My good sir. The exemption provided by Section 350a was removed in revision 5322 of 358 after it was conclusively proven in the Galactic Supreme Court that it was the sole cause of the Great Grease-fire of Goobarts Lane. Any gun salesman worth his salt is aware of this. You're running your business on, at the very least, 5 years out of date paper work.
Are you really a fully legitimized Gun salesman? I demand to see your certifications.
Anonymous
>>5395419 >>5395413 "Yeah. That ain't gonna happen, chief"
Anonymous
Rolled 73 (1d100) >>5395423 [GO INVISIBLE]
Anonymous
Rolled 87 (1d100) >>5395423 ...threatening an Empire official is an immediate death sentence.
Anonymous
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Rolled 30 (1d100) >>5395423 And that is enough casus belli to annihilate you.
Anonymous
>>5395429 "Well, good thing you admit it. We were already getting suspicious when you pulled out all those paperwork."
"Only an Empire goon would be such a nerd"
"To be honest we were just gonna scam you out of your money and let you be on your merry way. At first. After you pull that stunt with the papers, we thought we should just kill you and loot your ship. But now....Now we can sell you off to the rebels"
Anonymous
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Rolled 10 (1d100) >>5395447 >>5395428 time to gank these dumbasses
Anonymous
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Rolled 65 (1d100) >>5395447 Not a goon. An Operative.
Operate on these fools.
Anonymous
>>5395447 He sure likes pointing his gun at our afterimage huh?
Anonymous
Rolled 69 (1d100) >>5395452 Anonymous
Rolled 68 (1d100) >>5395454 Roll 1d100
+20 bonus
Anonymous
Rolled 82 (1d100) >>5395456 "WHERE'D HE GO?"
Anonymous
Anonymous
Rolled 41 (1d100) >>5395463 Knock out the first guy with the gun and take it; then shoot the other goon leaving the merchant to deal with.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 7 (1d100) >>5395463 "So, remember how last session I mentioned my ass lesions? I don't think I mentioned that they're contagious and can spread through passing gas."
>Chekhov's Ass Lesions Anonymous
Rolled 91 (1d100) >>5395463 Oh? you focused on one after image when I have 100 more behind you?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Rolled 37 (1d100) >>5395473 "H-HE'S FAST"
Anonymous
Rolled 69 (1d100) >>5395473 Get confused on who is the real me.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 4 (1d100) >>5395473 I A M E V E R Y W H E R E
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 9 (1d100) >>5395473 That's not even half my power FOOLS!
WITNESS ME AS I MULTIPLY TO 1001 CLONESSSSSSSS!!
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 11 (1d100) >>5395473 "Now you're an image of me, too!"
Anonymous
>>5395477 Sure hope none of these holograms turn out to be the real you and you were a hologram all along. Or worse.
One of them could have paid taxes
Anonymous
Rolled 70 (1d100) >>5395487 >>5395464 Okay, now beat them up.
Anonymous
Rolled 90 (1d100) >>5395487 We got anything to stun these mofos and put them in a slammer?
Anonymous
>>5395487 Then that means the Govment
Knows where we are! CHECK THE TAX RETURNS! MAKE SURE WE FILED UNDER INVISO CLAUSE! OR THE REBELS WILL FIND OUT TAX INFO AND LOCK ON US!
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 16 (1d100) >>5395487 Zombie outbreak occurs on the station, but replace the word "Zombie" with "Hologram".
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 69 (1d100) >>5395488 +1
Anonymous
>>5395493 Flashback to Operative School
"Stick with the prod. Prod with the prod"
Anonymous
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Rolled 54 (1d100) >>5395509 USE THE PROD LIKE WE'RE PRODDING CATTLE
Anonymous
Rolled 59 (1d100) >>5395509 Too bad we were too busy playing videogames on our mask hud to listen to our mentors in operative school...
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 34 (1d100) >>5395509 Hologram pileup to cover me beating them with the prod
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 3 (1d100) >>5395509 One of our holograms prods the merchant's neck with a knife and tells the goon we're gonna kill the fat fuck (not op) if he doesn't drop the gun
Anonymous
Anonymous
Rolled 66 (1d100) >>5395521 >>5395464 Let's get to the action already.
Anonymous
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Rolled 23 (1d100) >>5395521 Alright...electic stick we have, lets whack them with that
Anonymous
Rolled 73 (1d100) >>5395522 +1
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 22 (1d100) >>5395521 Teleport behind someone and perform a flashy finisher
Anonymous
Rolled 65 (1d100) >>5395522 >>5395526 Roll 1d100
+20 bonus
Anonymous
Rolled 27 (1d100) >>5395544 KILL MODE ACTIVATED
Anonymous
Rolled 43 + 20 (1d100 + 20) >>5395544 JUST LIKE THE SIMULATIONS
Anonymous
Rolled 51 (1d100) >>5395544 LET’S NOT FUCK THIS UP!
Anonymous
Rolled 76 + 20 (1d100 + 20) >>5395544 MY MIDDLE NAME IS MURDER
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5395546 >>5395545 THIS AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH
SHOULDA TRAINED BETTER
WE NEED SOMEONE TO ROLL
>>5395548 OH THANK GOD
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 38 (1d100) >>5395544 Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 21 (1d100) >>5395563 SURRENDER OR BE KILLED
Anonymous
Rolled 73 (1d100) >>5395563 Your goods, SIR.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 25 (1d100) >>5395563 >I AM THE LAW Arrest the merchant with and confiscate his everything
Anonymous
>>5395566 "Uh yeah okay. Just take whatever you want. It's on the house"
Anonymous
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Rolled 88 (1d100) >>5395574 Thanks, gaylord. Let's see what you've got.
Anonymous
Rolled 99 (1d100) >>5395574 You are under arrest for attacking a government secret official as well, sentence...uhhh....KPOP mines
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5395574 Take him in. There's gotta be a price for his head or a bounty for his ass.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 16 (1d100) >>5395585 Or...you could tell me about all your contacts, specifically rebel affiliated ones
Anonymous
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Rolled 26 (1d100) >>5395585 Luke, Dragon Witch? What's the merch looking like?
Anonymous
Rolled 60 (1d100) >>5395585 And we're taking the house you offered as evidence, because you used it to bribe and officer
Anonymous
>>5395589 With that done....i gotta sleep now. See you all next time. Toodles
updates n shit:
https://twitter.com/notapaladin Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5395590 Cute OP. I rate 9/10.
Anonymous
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It's tomorrow where's the thread?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
OOOOOPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Okay, OP I dint want to have to dot his but you've left me no choice...
Anonymous
OP has died of anal cancer
Anonymous
Quoted By:
OP fucking bamboozled us, unbelievable
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5398829 What a shame, he was a good man.
What a rotten way to die.
Anonymous
>>5390494 Why did you faggots let this pass so easily? Why does that skeleton has a cup of water? And where the fuck did that girl came from?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5398871 We need skeleton secretaries to handle all our paperwork. You want us to have male secretaries instead. you fucking homogay?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5398871 >He thinks the cooler is full of water and not Imperial Bioengineered milk to quadruple bone strength Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5398871 shut up gay homo
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5398871 What else do you do at a water cooler? Look at the bubbles?
Also dont you dare talk shit about Sheyla.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5400678 Wait a minute... That ID looks suspiciously familiar...
Anonymous
It's been 1+2morrows, and still no sign of OP
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5400678 motherfucker you can die when the quest is finished
Anonymous
>>5400734 Surely OP will not be dead tomorrow
probably
Indonesian Gentleman
>>5401097 Inb4 OP had gone full All Tomorrows
Anonymous
>>5401183 and who you might be
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5401097 It's tomorrow now, you dick-whistling rice farming faggot.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
I can't believe OP rose from the dead just to lie to us about being alive tomorrow
Indonesian Gentleman
Quoted By:
>>5401475 Fellow questrunner and sometimes posts here
Also a conoisseur of skeleton women
Cmon OP, I gotta vote in your quest
Anonymous
Quoted By:
I hate dead people
Anonymous
Anonymous
I hate that we don't understand how skeleton boobs work
Anonymous
>>5402871 You don't need to understand how that works
Anonymous
Rolled 77 (1d100) >>5402872 We had been delayed long enough
Hows space stuff goin?
Anonymous
>>5402871 Its all stuffing
Anonymous
>>5402887 how would I know
Anonymous
>>5402902 >the skeleton boobs were lies all along No, it can't be...
Anonymous
>>5402927 I'm sorry anon, calcium isn't good for boobs
>>5402926 You are the OP, that means over powered, that means a lot of knowledge
Anonymous
Anonymous
Rolled 16 (1d100) >>5402957 OP goes to the KPOP mines for forgetting
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5402965 There is one way to avoid become a member of a kpop band, continuing the quest
Anonymous
Busy Orc
Rolled 7 (1d100) >>5402965 It's my birthday today, born on Friday the 13th on 13:13
I bring bad luck to all even myself.
How joyous!
Reminder my orc mother birthed me from an Ork Yeast infection.
Anonymous
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Rolled 10 (1d100) >>5402970 Too bad we only listen to Shotasniffer tunes
Anonymous
Rolled 79 (1d100) >>5402970 Where were we, ah yes, looting thestation
Busy Orc
Anonymous
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Rolled 39 (1d100) >>5402970 Bag the crook running the Trade Post so he doesn't escape, then confiscate everything not nailed down.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Rolled 59 (1d100) >>5402979 lot of meat inside
Anonymous
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Rolled 16 (1d100) >>5402979 Alright scour the computers for info on rebels, bag and send the crook to the KPOP mines and send the rest to the regular mines
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 96 (1d100) >>5402979 Cool. Did we find any ship upgrades
Anonymous
>>5402980 "This station has a surprisingly big stock of frozen meat"
"You get hungry out here I supposed"
"They need more vegetables"
Anonymous
Rolled 90 (1d100) >>5402987 Guess we're gonna have burger day for the next two months
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 8 (1d100) >>5402987 "NO THEY DON'T"
>>5402992 Anonymous
>>5402992 "Do we have anyone that knows how to work a grill?"
Anonymous
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Rolled 25 (1d100) >>5402999 Joseph is also our butcher and cook
Anonymous
Rolled 52 (1d100) >>5402999 We can figure that out later. Now it's time to gacha for upgrades
Anonymous
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Rolled 85 (1d100) >>5402999 This is the future! The grills here can work themselves!
They also have the ability to feel pain for some reason too...
Anonymous
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Rolled 73 (1d100) >>5403001 +1
Anonymous
>>5403001 Ah yes of course. Would you like to roll for what upgrades you found?
Anonymous
Rolled 21 (1d100) >>5403009 Gacha it, maybe you might even get an imprisoned crewmember!
Anonymous
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Rolled 87 (1d100) >>5403009 Anonymous
Rolled 94 (1d100) >>5403009 Gib upgrades
Anonymous
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Rolled 51 (1d100) >>5403009 I'd like a SSR Tachyon Lance please
Anonymous
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Rolled 13 (1d100) >>5403009 I am great at rolling
Anonymous
>>5403013 Sureeee. Just reach inside the gacha box. See what comes out
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Rolled 27 (1d100) >>5403019 Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 18 (1d100) >>5403019 A NERF GUN
NERF OR NOTHIN
Anonymous
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Rolled 26 (1d100) >>5403019 Ah fuck collectors edition galactic rebel figurine of the rebel leader!
And something else fancy for the ship
Anonymous
Rolled 84 (1d100) >>5403019 Get it!
Anonymous
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Rolled 15 (1d100) >>5403019 Anonymous
Anonymous
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Rolled 16 (1d100) >>5403034 no u
give us the real upgrades
Anonymous
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Rolled 8 (1d100) >>5403034 Huh. Look underneath the note for the gacha.
Anonymous
Rolled 77 (1d100) >>5403034 vergil face
Anonymous
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Rolled 63 (1d100) >>5403034 Flip it over to get the Large Ship DLC codes
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 97 (1d100) >>5403034 Look inside the paper
Anonymous
Anonymous
Rolled 97 (1d100) >>5403046 now the real gacha
Anonymous
>>5403048 Roll 2d100. First number is to see who gets picked. Second number is what kinda shit it is:
0-10: About 5 dollars
11-30: Some supplies
31-60: Small Upgrade
61-80: Medium Upgrade
82-99: Big Upgrade
100: Free crewmember
Anonymous
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Rolled 2, 95 = 97 (2d100) >>5403054 I am addicted to notapaladin gacha
Anonymous
Rolled 69, 26 = 95 (2d100) >>5403054 a fug
Anonymous
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Rolled 9, 31 = 40 (2d100) >>5403054 Oh no
Anonymous
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Rolled 58, 45 = 103 (2d100) >>5403054 Anonymous
Rolled 71, 63 = 134 (2d100) >>5403054 Oh yes
Anonymous
Some of you others better roll to undo this
>>5403059 gay nigger from outer space's shit roll.
Anonymous
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>>5403066 Fuck you, should've rolled more than 2 in the first roll
Anonymous
>>5403066 One step ahead of you my dude
Anonymous
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>>5403068 Thank you for your service, brave patriot.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5403066 Is it the obligatory "that fucking idiot rolled a fail after we rolled a success" moment that notapaladin players know and love
Anonymous
Damn, too bad anons. Guess you're only getting some supplies
Anonymous
Rolled 25 (1d100) >>5403071 What's with the plank OP? Why is it on your screen?
Anonymous
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>>5403071 Quick, pull out the shoddily hammered in nails while OP's back is turned
Anonymous
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Rolled 1 (1d100) >>5403071 Take that board off your computer screen, it’s not good for your hardware’s lifespan
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Rolled 16 (1d100) >>5403078 OP you double nigger give us the medium upgrade or I will report you to the Vietcong
Busy Orc
Rolled 96 (1d100) >>5403078 Don't you crop now you coward!
Anonymous
>>5403082 See, no cropping
Anonymous
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Rolled 33 (1d100) >>5403078 the /qst/ board, where we play quests and shit
Busy Orc
Rolled 77 (1d100) >>5403083 You are a silly OP
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 34 (1d100) >>5403083 It's so sad that OP committed suicide by being strangled against his will
Anonymous
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Rolled 21 (1d100) >>5403083 I think that is shopped
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 65 (1d100) >>5403083 I will personally place a curse upon all your livestock you vile thief
Anonymous
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Rolled 7 (1d100) >>5403083 Show the bottom part
Anonymous
>>5403085 Yes. Silly silly OP doing silly things. It's good that we can have a laugh over this. We're just having some good ol' silly fun.
Now let's move on, yues
Anonymous
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Rolled 6 (1d100) >>5403092 The upgrades OP, or I'm snitching to communist overlords
Anonymous
Rolled 74 (1d100) >>5403092 I am calling the Vietcong as we speak. You're fucking done, kiddo.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5403065 >>5403092 this guy got the higher roll though, OP
come on
Anonymous
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Rolled 23 (1d100) >>5403092 your such a jew, give us our hard earned loot
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 55 (1d100) >>5403092 give thing
Anonymous
>>5403096 Fine. You get a choice what kinda upgrade it is:
A. Weapon
B. Quality of Life
C. Personal
Anonymous
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Rolled 59 (1d100) >>5403107 A. WEAPON
We got the skullstation already so, might as well see if we can get weapons for our boys.
Also base operator is pretty strong
Anonymous
Rolled 77 (1d100) >>5403107 Quality of Life Weapon
Anonymous
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Rolled 46 (1d100) >>5403107 B
Anonymous
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Rolled 46 (1d100) >>5403107 Weapon. Time to pimp our battleship.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 12 (1d100) >>5403107 A. Weapon
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 61 (1d100) >>5403107 Quality of life, bean bags for every skeleton
Anonymous
>>5403110 You found a bat made out of foam. It has absolutely no actual combat use but if you hit people with it it goes "bwoof". Could be used as stress relief
Anonymous
Rolled 99 (1d100) >>5403119 Start bashing our skeletons in their bony asses
Anonymous
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Rolled 90 (1d100) >>5403119 Put foam spikes in it
Anonymous
>>5403121 Whacking skeleton asses? That's kinda weird anon. Is there something you'd want to tell the class?
Anonymous
Rolled 1 (1d100) >>5403126 Whack anon
Anonymous
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Rolled 84 (1d100) >>5403126 there was a secretary somewhere
Anonymous
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>got the medium upgrade >made it actually worse than supplies I’m sorry guys
Anonymous
Anonymous
Rolled 70 (1d100) >>5403133 >>5403126 It's the operator's secret fetish. I can't help it, OP.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Rolled 29 (1d100) >>5403133 Send the bat down to the lab, see if they can derive some actual weapon or torture device from it
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 22 (1d100) >>5403133 Continue the quest after this disappointment gacha. Back to the ship and all that.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5403146 Right did we get anything actually useful?
Anonymous
Rolled 79 (1d100) >>5403146 how about an actual weapon that's not the foam bat, OP
how long are gonna do this bit
Anonymous
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Rolled 22 (1d100) >>5403146 Enough fighting the anons. Send the bat to the lab for testing
Anonymous
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Rolled 70 (1d100) >>5403147 Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 1 (1d100) >>5403146 how did it made a sound if it didn't even moved. I think OP is lying to us
Anonymous
>>5403148 But anon it's also a massager
Anonymous
Rolled 55 (1d100) >>5403157 bwoof yourself, OP
give us an actual weapon
Anonymous
Rolled 1 (1d100) >>5403157 How much quest time are we going to waste? Give weapon and let us secure any prisoners in the hold so we can leave.
Anonymous
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Rolled 45 (1d100) >>5403157 Is it a high-frequency bat? Can it destablize things at the material level?
Anonymous
>>5403161 You seem to be mistaken, this IS the quest. This is fuck around and sometimes progress in a background storyline quest.
Anonymous
>>5403159 "Hey uh, so their entire weapons catalogue was a sham. Meant to stall any would-be victims. But we did found some torpedoes"
Anonymous
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Rolled 20 (1d100) >>5403157 >it vibrates this has become lewd very quickly
Anonymous
Rolled 65 (1d100) >>5403166 Did you at least check to make sure the torpedo's weren't also shams?
Anonymous
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>>5403165 I can cope with goofs, but we're three hours in to this session and we've accomplished nothing because OP literally can't stop sucking dicks.
Anonymous
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Rolled 46 (1d100) >>5403166 Thanks, Luke.
Let's get back onto the ship now.
Anonymous
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>>5403166 Neat, lets leave this joint, we have everything we need
Anonymous
>>5403168 "I threw one at a thing and it exploded, does that count"
Anonymous
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Rolled 17 (1d100) >>5403172 Yes, good man, *whack*
Anonymous
Rolled 19 (1d100) >>5403172 Yes it does. Let's get back to the mission. I hope this is the last of any wacky hijinks that will get in our way
Anonymous
>>5403176 "What about the station itself? Should we leave it or report it to the Empire?"
Anonymous
Rolled 54 (1d100) >>5403177 Report it, so we get bonuses.
Anonymous
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Rolled 33 (1d100) >>5403177 Just blow it up as we leave, we can make a note about it being a scam on the shipboard computer.
Anonymous
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Rolled 40 (1d100) >>5403177 Report it, have them bring hackers to go through data to glean something useful
Anonymous
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Rolled 26 (1d100) >>5403177 Leave it. That way we have a spot to do stuff if we need stuff done off the record.
Anonymous
>>5403178 With that done. You head back to the ST-100. You're done with this sector
Anonymous
Rolled 89 (1d100) >>5403185 Hand Joseph the foam bat for ENFORCEMENT purposes
Anonymous
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Rolled 1 (1d100) >>5403185 Onward to adventure
Indonesian Gentleman
Quoted By:
Rolled 23 (1d100) >>5403185 On to the next sector, which is on the other side of that jumpgate
Anonymous
>>5403186 "Oh sweet a massager"
Anonymous
Rolled 96 (1d100) >>5403193 Nice. Let's roll for that next sector now.
Anonymous
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Rolled 81 (1d100) >>5403193 Tell the bridge to set our Plot Progression Modulators to forward
Anonymous
>>5403195 Sure, which way, chief
Anonymous
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Rolled 25 (1d100) >>5403201 Head towards the Red, we're on max difficulty.
Anonymous
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Rolled 21 (1d100) >>5403201 Head towards the yellow, the thinking man's difficulty
Anonymous
Rolled 89 (1d100) >>5403201 Yellow Sector.
Anonymous
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Rolled 34 (1d100) >>5403201 Yellow point. Jump drives to maximum.
Anonymous
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Rolled 58 (1d100) >>5403201 Green means go
Anonymous
>>5403207 Roll 2d100. First number is to see who gets picked. Second number is what kinda shit it is:
90-100: oh sweet free stuff
70-89: Event
40-69: Enemy Encounter
20-39: Bad Event
5-19: Space Monster
1-4: oh no
Anonymous
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Rolled 59, 50 = 109 (2d100) >>5403218 URAH!
Anonymous
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Rolled 4, 62 = 66 (2d100) >>5403218 Nothing will go wrong.
Anonymous
Rolled 92, 7 = 99 (2d100) >>5403218 2 100s boi
Anonymous
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Rolled 66, 1 = 67 (2d100) >>5403218 Here we go
Anonymous
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Rolled 72, 91 = 163 (2d100) >>5403218 C'MON INGERLAND, FREE STUFF
Anonymous
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Rolled 19, 95 = 114 (2d100) >>5403218 Anonymous
Anonymous
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Rolled 23, 9 = 32 (2d100) >>5403218 Into the sector we go
Anonymous
Rolled 98, 42 = 140 (2d100) >>5403218 Oh Yes
Anonymous
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>>5403233 ok that's better
Anonymous
>>5403222 >>5403233 Damn, and I got all these monsters lined up
Anonymous
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Rolled 10 (1d100) >>5403242 NOT this time, OP
Anonymous
Rolled 28 (1d100) >>5403242 We can't, we will by sued by Paradox for using space dragon derivative
Anonymous
>>5403244 t's fine I can just color it green or some shit
Anonymous
Rolled 95 (1d100) >>5403259 yeah fine, whatever
green space dragon encounter
GO
Anonymous
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>>5403259 Too late, bring in the rebels
Anonymous
Rolled 67 (1d100) >>5403262 No wtf anon we rolled enemy encounter
>>5403259 Please no dragon
Anonymous
Rolled 47 (1d100) >>5403259 We don't have fleet power, enemy encounter, like dice god intended
Anonymous
Anonymous
Rolled 50 (1d100) >>5403259 >>5403262 Ignore this man, it was just a dragon shaped smudge on the screen
Anonymous
>>5403262 >>5403267 >>5403275 >>5403268 Dice God says it's a Rebel Ship but it has been customized with a painting of a green dragon
Anonymous
Rolled 88 (1d100) >>5403279 Does it see us?
Anonymous
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Rolled 65 (1d100) >>5403279 HEY LUKE
LOAD UP THOSE TORPEDOES
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 97 (1d100) >>5403279 Scan the ship for details. Armor, weapons, etc.
Anonymous
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>>5403281 That window is too small, there's no way they can
Anonymous
Rolled 59 (1d100) >>5403281 Roll 1d100
Anonymous
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Rolled 35 (1d100) >>5403292 o no
Anonymous
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Rolled 44 (1d100) >>5403292 Anonymous
Rolled 76 (1d100) >>5403292 N-NANI?
Anonymous
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Rolled 8 (1d100) >>5403292 Anonymous
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Rolled 35 (1d100) >>5403292 Anonymous
>>5403295 Cloak's still holding up. Seems like you got the drop on em
Anonymous
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>>5403298 How big is the ship? (in the Galactic War College ranking of smallest, small, medium, and large)
Anonymous
Rolled 72 (1d100) >>5403298 Let's load up those torpedoes we got and blow this guy out of the water.
Anonymous
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Rolled 68 (1d100) >>5403298 What kind of ship is it? I don't wanna accidently blow up a bunch of loot if its a freighter
Anonymous
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Rolled 31 (1d100) >>5403298 Infiltrate them, just like the first time.
Anonymous
>>5403301 "Readying Torpedoes" your crew announced. Being a medium sized ship, this barrage should at least cripple it if doesn't destroy it outright
Busy Orc
Rolled 82 (1d100) >>5403311 Send them anonymous tweets on their Twitter saying look behind you and be infront of them and blast 'em
Anonymous
>>5403312 Do we even know what their account is
Anonymous
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Rolled 96 (1d100) >>5403311 Summon dragon witch and fight dragon with dragon
Anonymous
Rolled 114 (1d200) >>5403311 Press red button to launch da torpedos
Anonymous
Rolled 53 (1d100) >>5403314 Just fire into their engines
>>5403316 What kind of shenanigan is this
Anonymous
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>>5403317 Explosive one, fa sho
Anonymous
Rolled 55 (1d100) >>5403317 Roll 1d100
+45 Bonus
Anonymous
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Rolled 19 + 45 (1d100 + 45) >>5403322 KABLOOEY
Anonymous
Rolled 54 (1d100) >>5403322 They are either gonna be crippled or dead, so win-win
Anonymous
Rolled 95 (1d100) >>5403326 I will now roll for their fate.
If >=50 then crippled
If < then ded
Anonymous
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Rolled 86 (1d100) >>5403322 Get out the stopwatch to roleplay being a submarine captain, listening for when torpedoes detonate
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5403328 Rigged, but not to blow
Anonymous
>>5403328 Their engine's toast! Those rebels aren't going anywhere!
But OP is. Gotta go now, see you all next session.
https://twitter.com/notapaladin Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
The definition of 'Tomorrow' is one of the loosest concepts in notapaladin canon.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5406460 Is it tomorrow yet?
Anonymous
>>5406462 It'll be in like 2hours
Anonymous
>>5406441 Maybe nobody told OP how time works, so he just says words without knowing what they mean
Anonymous
>>5406466 YOUR TWO HOURS ARE UP OP
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5406587 Get that motherfucker!
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Rolled 66 (1d100) >>5406604 With the Whack of this Character, the Thread of Fate is restored and we return to the Operator and his Space Quest.
Anonymous
Rolled 1 (1d100) >>5406604 get back the space battle already
we can't fight OP another day
Anonymous
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>>5406619 >Rolled 1 (1d100) Anonymous
>>5406607 *audience cheers*
Anonymous
Rolled 99 (1d100) >>5406621 Okay, their engines are down. Prepare the Skeleton Boarding Crew for action. We're going over to secure the ship and it's cargo.
Anonymous
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Rolled 9 (1d100) >>5406621 Hail them on coms, lets see if they are smart enough to surrender
Anonymous
>>5406622 Boarding crew readying
Anonymous
Rolled 36 (1d100) >>5406630 How many people in our boarding crew? I hope it isn't just those two skeletons
Anonymous
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Rolled 8 (1d100) >>5406630 You may begin boarding when ready, Sergeant. For the Empire.
Anonymous
>>5406632 Of course not. You get to decide the number.
The maximum number of skeletons available is twenty.
You can also add any number of the field agents to the boarding party
Anonymous
>>5406647 Let's see how we operate as a team, bring all the field agents and fill the rest with skellies
Anonymous
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Rolled 14 (1d100) >>5406647 12 is a decent number of skeletons. We will also send Luke and Joseph over to be the big muscle and intimidators.
Anonymous
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Rolled 33 (1d100) >>5406647 We bring our best and brightest, and like 10, 15 skellies, what does the Empire Boarding Manual say?
Anonymous
>>5406647 14 skeletons and Joseph.
Anonymous
Rolled 48 (1d100) >>5406654 fug didn't roll
Anonymous
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Rolled 16 (1d100) >>5406649 Maybe reduce the skelly number to just 10 of them
Anonymous
Anonymous
Rolled 77 (1d100) >>5406664 sneeki breeki
Anonymous
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Rolled 66 (1d100) >>5406664 Fire our boarding torpedoes
or launch our transport craft
Do whatever we do to board other ships
Anonymous
Rolled 25 (1d100) >>5406665 Godspeed gentlemen
Roll 1d100
+30 bonus
Anonymous
Rolled 69 (1d100) >>5406680 Fuck year auto-success
Anonymous
Rolled 62 (1d100) >>5406680 Imperial Superiority at its finest
Anonymous
Rolled 73 (1d100) >>5406680 >auto-success Eat shit rebel scum.
Anonymous
>>5406683 >>5406684 >>5406687 They never knew what hit em
Anonymous
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>>5406700 Now, bring in the spoils
Anonymous
Rolled 88 (1d100) >>5406700 Quickly text him to bring captives, the more important the better
And raid their kitchen
Indonesian Gentleman
Rolled 65 (1d100) >>5406700 Oh shit, the engine room's full of toast
Anonymous
Rolled 38 (1d100) >>5406705 And so they engage in battle.
Roll 1d100
+45 bonus
Anonymous
Rolled 85 (1d100) >>5406729 >autowin Joseph give em till the count of three
Anonymous
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Rolled 19 (1d100) >>5406729 P.S. and see if they have helmet visor polish
Anonymous
>>5406731 "A count of three?! To what? Imperial scum!"
Anonymous
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Rolled 6 (1d100) >>5406738 EXECUTE
Anonymous
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Rolled 53 (1d100) >>5406729 >>5406738 Your death. Joseph literally can't stop winning.
Anonymous
Rolled 86 (1d100) >>5406738 ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Anonymous
>>5406742 "The hell's he saying"
Anonymous
Rolled 90 (1d100) >>5406747 TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Anonymous
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Rolled 18 (1d100) >>5406747 TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Anonymous
>>5406751 "The Impie's acting weird! Whatever! Get in here and take em out!"
Anonymous
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Rolled 41 (1d100) >>5406767 THREE
Anonymous
Rolled 71 (1d100) >>5406767 THREE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
and then kill the guys
Anonymous
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Rolled 27 (1d100) >>5406767 THREE, SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE NOOOOW
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
And then they hacked apart with an axe
Anonymous
>>5406772 My favorite part was when Joseph said "It's Jos'in time" and then Josphed all over them guys
Anonymous
Rolled 11 (1d100) >>5406785 thank you for the morbius reference, OP.
Let's fight to the helm of the ship.
Anonymous
Rolled 23 (1d100) >>5406785 Clear the ship with no complications.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Rolled 33 (1d100) >>5406802 Joseph, hit one guy with the foam bat
make him fear for his life
Anonymous
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Rolled 64 (1d100) >>5406803 great idea
Anonymous
>>5406803 "NONONONOAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHH----"
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 58 (1d100) >>5406809 YOU HAVE BEEN MARKED
Then leave without saying a word
Anonymous
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Rolled 48 (1d100) >>5406809 BOYS round this guy up and take him to our brig
Anonymous
Rolled 96 (1d100) >>5406809 Now knock him the fuck out so we can interrogate him later.
How much of the ship is left to secure?
Anonymous
>>5406815 "We're almost done. About [ Roll 1d20] % of the ship is left"
Anonymous
Anonymous
Rolled 17 (1d20) >>5406824 Great work, Joseph. Make sure as much of the cargo as possible remain intact,
Anonymous
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>>5406824 >>5406825 good, finish them off.
Anonymous
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Rolled 11 (1d20) >>5406824 "Only [ Roll 1d20] % already? You really are one of the best Joseph"
Anonymous
>>5406826 Oh good, things are going swimmingly
Anonymous
Rolled 79 (1d100) >>5406840 Another Joseph action sequence, please.
Anonymous
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Rolled 6 (1d100) >>5406840 Take time to relax until Joseph is done.
Anonymous
>>5406841 Now now Anon, you just had your Joseph action sequence
Anonymous
Rolled 48 (1d100) >>5406845 Ah, of course we're stuffed.
Just show us confronting the boss captain or whatever
he's gotta have like green dragon themings and flaming fist attacks
Anonymous
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Rolled 55 (1d100) >>5406845 cry
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 39 (1d100) >>5406845 Dang...can we get to the confrontation with captain then?
Anonymous
Rolled 64 (1d100) >>5406845 Can we play some Skullstation then while we wait for Joseph to triumph?
Anonymous
>>5406851 Finish your vegetables
Anonymous
Rolled 98 (1d100) >>5406852 OK.
Anonymous
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Rolled 98 (1d100) >>5406852 Throw the vegetables in the garbage while OP isn't looking
Anonymous
>>5406855 In any case, things are going well. Surely nothing will fuck up this operation at the last minute
Anonymous
Rolled 95 (1d100) >>5406862 >>5406847 big bad boss dude
Anonymous
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Rolled 58 (1d100) >>5406862 Nothing will go wrong.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 89 (1d100) >>5406862 WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
Anonymous
>>5406863 REBEL CAPTAIN - CODENAME: GREEN DRAGON
SPECIAL EQUIPMENT: TWIN-LINKED POWER CLAWS DUBBED "DRAGON CLAWS"
Anonymous
Rolled 28 (1d100) >>5406872 ALSO MASSIVE WEEB
Anonymous
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Rolled 34 (1d100) >>5406872 OH SHIT JOSEPH GET HIM
Anonymous
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Rolled 14 (1d100) >>5406872 green is the color of rebellion
destroy him
Anonymous
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Rolled 51 (1d100) >>5406873 >>5406872 If he's a massive weeb it means he's a massive loser too. Joseph can kick his ass any day.
Anonymous
Rolled 71 (1d100) >>5406872 I cast "Gun"
Anonymous
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Rolled 20 (1d100) >>5406872 Fucking bargain bin Kamen Rider looking ass
Anonymous
Rolled 67 (1d100) >>5406879 Roll 1d100
Anonymous
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Rolled 76 (1d100) >>5406881 pew pew
Anonymous
Rolled 81 (1d100) >>5406881 Fucking kill him. Send him back to Fortnite.
Anonymous
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Rolled 59 (1d100) >>5406881 Zwoosh
Anonymous
>>5406884 The thing about lugging around an axe to exclusively kill people with is that they never expect you to pull out a shotgun
Until it's too late
Anonymous
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Rolled 67 (1d100) >>5406892 Make sure he's dead before we move on. Another blast.
Anonymous
Rolled 84 (1d100) >>5406892 HE HAD A SHOTGUN THIS ENTIRE TIME?
Alright, loot those power claws and the entire ship.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5406892 Mission accomplished
confetti
Anonymous
>>5406895 Behold, your wonderful spoils
Anonymous
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Rolled 29 (1d100) >>5406902 a whole hotdog?
gee wiz
Anonymous
Rolled 77 (1d100) >>5406902 Luke would love this
Anonymous
Rolled 7 (1d100) >>5406902 This is surely a lie. Where is the gacha, OP?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Rolled 10 (1d100) >>5406917 >>5406908 yeah but where's the gacha
Anonymous
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Rolled 1 (1d100) >>5406917 >>5406919 Yeah, where is the gacha?
Anonymous
>>5406919 there is no gacha, thread over
Anonymous
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Rolled 72 (1d100) >>5406922 alright, celebrate our latest victory by having luke make us hot dogs
Anonymous
Rolled 99 (1d100) >>5406922 Where are are my softcore porn jpg's OP!
Anonymous
>>5406925 there are no softcore jpgs. thread over
like for real. it's almost 4AM. I gotta sleep
see ya
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5406902 5 scrap? Hell yeah we can make 1 refined metal!
Anonymous
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>>5407017 That's 9 scrap, you chucklenut
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Thread 2day, mayhaps?
Anonymous
>>5406928 Why haven’t we had sex with a hot alien babes yet?
Anonymous
>>5416500 Having sex with hot alien babes is illegal as per Imperial Law 873-90432
Also having sex while on a mission is also forbidden under the Imperial Operative Protocols, specifically mandate 4c09-D1C
Also suggesting to have sex with alien babes is also illegal. Imperial Agents are on their way to your house Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5416531 Yes well, too bad we're the closest thing to law enforcement on this ship.
Anonymous
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Alright it's 12 hours you can deploy the bread now OP
Anonymous
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OP is homosex if no bread
Anonymous
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404: Bread Not Found
Anonymous
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I uh, gotta deal with some shit, thread delayed til like, 7 hours
Anonymous
>OP spending 7 hours masturbating to his secret stash of Shotasniffer porn instead of running the quest
Anonymous
>>5417300 You're just jealous you don't have access to the stash
Anonymous
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>>5417304 well maybe if we did we'd be a bit more understanding, huh?
Anonymous
OP has died of dehydration from excessive masturbation.
Anonymous
>>5417504 NOt gonna lie, I'm feeling like shit right now.
I think I caught a cold or something.
Or dehydration from excessive masturbation
Anonymous
>>5417537 Does this mean the quest is cancelled?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Rolled 28 (1d100) >>5417537 Well I have this rare Shotasniffer special edition single CD
Anonymous
>>5417539 OP you sunnuva bitch I need to know whether this is a spess quast night or hentai night, I'm a busy man
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5417542 Here, use this totally not rigged dice to find out
Anonymous
Rolled 5 (1d6) >>5417544 Motherfugger
Anonymous
>>5417546 >5 >5 is V >The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Anonymous
>>5417548 Todd you son of a bitch you did it again!
Busy Ork(c)
>>5417548 Damnit! I'll just play a buggy CyberPunk instead!
Anonymous
>>5417549 >>5417550 but yeah for real i thought I could hack it but i'm feeling super bad. imma try to sleep this off, we can continue later, if i stop ffeeling like ass
Anonymous
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>>5417557 Get well soon OP, we are yet to find your replacement
Busy Ork(c)
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>>5417557 Put op into bed and put a tablet on his tummy and the e-pencil in his mouth
Anonymous
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>>5417557 Get well quickly OP.
The gulag is waiting. Anonymous
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YooooooP
Anonymous
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Ah, good to see not much has changed since I last posted. PC broke so I haven't been keeping tabs on this quest for a few days. I was afraid for a second there I was gonna have to catch up, thankfully that is not the case.
Anonymous
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Appears OP did not get better yet, all that gambling with his life must've caught up
Anonymous
