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White Black Panther Quest

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"King T'challa is dead."
"My condolences-"
"Wakanda must always have a Black Panther."
"Alright-"
"The panther spirit has chosen YOU to be the next Black Panther so you must come with us to Wakanda at once."
"Wait you do understand I'm WHITE right?"
"We are aware but the panther spirit has made its decision."
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You're a pale white guy that was abducted by a group of bald but extremely fit Wakandan warrior women that informed you that you've been chosen as the next Black Panther. What now?
>I'm a diversity hire aren't I?
>I refuse to be your token white minority black panther!
>Do I get a harem of hot black women if I say yes?