>>5389233During your afternoon tea, a stern knock hits your front door. You know this knock - it’s your brother, Guysoft Holes!
Truly one of the Queen’s most brilliant men, Guysoft typically concerns himself with the political dealings of the country, he only comes to you when…
“Surelick, I have a most urgent case for you.”
Of course.
“I’m afraid some dastardly ne’erdowell had made off with the Queen’s slavering gash. No, we don’t know how, we don’t know who, and we don’t know why. All we know is that her majesty’s tender tissue has been swiped clean off her body. Trust me, i’ve checked.”
Gads.
“Your mission, Surelick, Is to retrieve the Queen’s royal coose, catch the bastardly bandit and find out how he did it. Are you up to the task, brother? For Queen and Country?”
>For Queen and Country>Blow it out your bellend, Guysoft 
