It’s a rainy night in Global Quadrant... you never remember the full hash of where you live. Old people call it a city. Whatever—you live in a little section of Rf—er, “Earth”? You only used that word when you were, like, three, but it—

You’re getting distracted again! You’re in your apartment. 3x3x3 meters. Your sitting in front of your computer, a prototype NeuralLink device wormed awkwardly in your ear. The device is a bittersweet reminder that you won the lottery of all jobs—a beta tester. You get to rent all kinds of cool things, especially those of an illicit nature. The notion of such a new device is currently bobbing around in your mind. Before you can open a new tab on your computer, however, a tab is opened for you. The URL is... oh! A new product! You lean in, excited...

[[ 00398991C will arrive momentarily. ]]

... uh?... maybe there was a miscommunication between your NeuralLink and the computer? Normally there’s a description for the product at least—

CRASH!

There’s someone in your room.

...

...

“... where am I?” She asks.