You are Mohg the Lord of Blood, you have a gay frenchman named Várre who serves you and a bunch of followers consisting of edgelords with rapiers and fat grey aliens who are helping you to forge your dynasty that will take over the Lands Between. You kidnapped a demigod named Miquella who is forever cursed with youth to be your lover because you have a thing for cute shotas

You are currently bathing in a pool of blood with your child lover who is inside a big egg looking like slenderman now because you want him to turn into a full god, problem is that he isn't returning the love you've shown him

"Oh Miquella, dearest Miquella please acknowledge me and accept my invitations to my bed chambers" You beg him

Miquella is quiet as ever. You feel like rape correction is needed but you know he is far too frail to endure your "other kind of Mohgwyn's sacred spear" and it leaves you frustrated because you'll never be able to make him your boywife and forge your coming dynasty and declare it's MOHGIN' TIME if he doesn't love you back

You have to think of something if your plans are ever to be fulfilled

What do?