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spess quest thing, part 3

Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 06:01:47 No.5454753 View View Reply Original Report

Oh shit nigga! You are Agent No Name. You are a faceless Galactic Empire Operative. The crown princess has been captured by the rebels!
While the imperial navy launches a frontal assault, your mission is to sneak through the battle lines, find out where the princess is and extract her.
Aboard your customized STEALTH battleship ST-100, you command a small squad of ships, hot on the trail

You have just taken down another rebel squadron and is now on your way to the next sector in pursuit of the princess.

shieeeeeeeeeet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SX9RZ6RA Mon 07 Nov 2022 06:05:06 No.5454759 Report

Quoted By: >>5454761

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5454753
Wait, hold on. We boarded like three ships last session, do we have those or are you trying to deny us loot again?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3Df3oYuq Mon 07 Nov 2022 06:06:29 No.5454760 Report

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Rolled 51 (1d100)

In celebration of your victory, host a singalong of the pop idol tunes

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 06:06:59 No.5454761 Report

Quoted By: >>5454762

>>5454759
OP. Denying anons loot? Perish the thought

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZzEfxUyW Mon 07 Nov 2022 06:08:05 No.5454762 Report

Quoted By: >>5454764

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5454761
Prove it that you never would by giving us loot

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 06:09:46 No.5454764 Report

Quoted By: >>5454766 >>5454767 >>5454768

>>5454762
Okay here's a dollar

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZzEfxUyW Mon 07 Nov 2022 06:12:07 No.5454766 Report

Quoted By: >>5454771

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5454764
hell yeah
buy 4 gumballs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SX9RZ6RA Mon 07 Nov 2022 06:12:19 No.5454767 Report

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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5454764
...it's Monopoly money.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3Df3oYuq Mon 07 Nov 2022 06:12:44 No.5454768 Report

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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5454764
OP called Luke a vegan, Dragon Witch a lizard lover, and Joseph a idolshitter

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 06:17:35 No.5454771 Report

Quoted By: >>5454772 >>5454775

>>5454766
Alright, gumballs, gumballs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SX9RZ6RA Mon 07 Nov 2022 06:19:14 No.5454772 Report

Quoted By: >>5454776

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5454771
Oh hey, we got some gacha loot for the quest from the gumball machine

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZzEfxUyW Mon 07 Nov 2022 06:26:10 No.5454775 Report

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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5454771
Get rebel ship loot flavored gumballs

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 06:26:31 No.5454776 Report

Quoted By: >>5454780 >>5454781

>>5454772

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZzEfxUyW Mon 07 Nov 2022 06:27:43 No.5454780 Report

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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5454776
Open the box with gusto

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SX9RZ6RA Mon 07 Nov 2022 06:28:15 No.5454781 Report

Quoted By: >>5454783

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5454776
It's the three captured rebel ships and their Skellified Crews from the last thread that OP denied us.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 06:36:27 No.5454783 Report

Quoted By: >>5454784 >>5454785

>>5454781
Maaaaaaybe not the actual ships themselves.

The boarding actions taken last thread were quite destructing, let's say

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uEn+lfJH Mon 07 Nov 2022 06:38:06 No.5454784 Report

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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5454783
Fortunately you now have two mob soldiers performing sorting duty

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SX9RZ6RA Mon 07 Nov 2022 06:39:58 No.5454785 Report

Quoted By: >>5454791

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5454783
I can't believe you'd do this to me. In my own home, no less. And on the day of my daughters wedding.

Open the consolation prize box then.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 06:51:55 No.5454791 Report

Quoted By: >>5454793 >>5454794

>>5454785
Roll 2d100. First one is for pickings. Second is gacha result:

1-30: Low amount of new crewmembers and general materials
31-50: A respectable amount of skellies, monies and some intel to where to head next
51-70: Okay bunch of skellies, but you have a list of rebel leader names. This is a great piece of intel to send back to Imperial Command. Definitely would help with your promotion
71-85: Intel on the safest route to take next, and also a bit of one of your field agents' personal questline
86-100: Free Pick

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZzEfxUyW Mon 07 Nov 2022 06:52:58 No.5454793 Report

Quoted By: >>5454795

Rolled 12, 78 = 90 (2d100)

>>5454791

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QJBhMjzK Mon 07 Nov 2022 06:53:42 No.5454794 Report

Quoted By: >>5454796 >>5454799

Rolled 100, 71 = 171 (2d100)

>>5454791

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SX9RZ6RA Mon 07 Nov 2022 06:54:01 No.5454795 Report

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>>5454793
Well done, champ. Real proud of you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uEn+lfJH Mon 07 Nov 2022 06:55:06 No.5454796 Report

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>>5454794
You're pretty good

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 07:00:14 No.5454799 Report

Quoted By: >>5454801 >>5454802 >>5454806

>>5454794
Oh my. The command ship you took down has the star maps for the next few rebel sectors, this should help you get through them safely and stealthily. And what's this?! Intel relating to one of your field agents!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NrL/1FWd Mon 07 Nov 2022 07:01:14 No.5454801 Report

Quoted By: >>5454806 >>5454807

>>5454799
WHO'S JUICY BACKSTORY DID WE DIG UP?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uEn+lfJH Mon 07 Nov 2022 07:01:36 No.5454802 Report

Quoted By: >>5454807

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5454799
By the heart of these dice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SX9RZ6RA Mon 07 Nov 2022 07:05:25 No.5454806 Report

Quoted By: >>5454807

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5454801
>>5454799
Indeed, which one was it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 07:06:26 No.5454807 Report

Quoted By: >>5454809 >>5454812

>>5454801
>>5454802
>>5454806
Well anons....Time to decide who's daddy's favorite.

You Pick

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NrL/1FWd Mon 07 Nov 2022 07:08:13 No.5454809 Report

Quoted By: >>5454816

>>5454807
I'd like to learn more about all of them but Luke's with us because he needs to find his sister, let's figure out WHY he needs to find her

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SX9RZ6RA Mon 07 Nov 2022 07:10:21 No.5454812 Report

Quoted By: >>5454816

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>5454807
Roll 1D3.

1: Joseph
2: Luke
3: Dragon Witch

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 07:15:19 No.5454816 Report

Quoted By: >>5454820 >>5454822

>>5454809
>>5454812
OH SHIT WHO'S IT GONNA BE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NrL/1FWd Mon 07 Nov 2022 07:15:58 No.5454820 Report

Quoted By: >>5454825

>>5454816
WE GOTTA KNOW IF SHOTASNIFFER IS LUKE'S SISTER!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SX9RZ6RA Mon 07 Nov 2022 07:17:17 No.5454822 Report

Quoted By: >>5454825

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5454816
I rolled a die, that means I win and we learn if the Dragon Witch is a lesbian or not.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 07:21:49 No.5454825 Report

Quoted By: >>5454827 >>5454833 >>5454835

>>5454820
>>5454822
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

roll 1d100

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NrL/1FWd Mon 07 Nov 2022 07:23:22 No.5454827 Report

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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5454825
I WANT INFO ON SKELETONS!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SX9RZ6RA Mon 07 Nov 2022 07:29:37 No.5454833 Report

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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5454825
TELL ME ABOUT THE WITCH, WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE MASK!?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QJBhMjzK Mon 07 Nov 2022 07:30:12 No.5454835 Report

Quoted By: >>5454838

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5454825
I like rolling dice.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 07:31:02 No.5454838 Report

Quoted By: >>5454839 >>5454840 >>5454841

>>5454835
Well you won. Whose quest do you wanna get progress in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C019Vrpf Mon 07 Nov 2022 07:34:31 No.5454839 Report

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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5454838
Mob

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uEn+lfJH Mon 07 Nov 2022 07:35:05 No.5454840 Report

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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5454838
Joseph

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QJBhMjzK Mon 07 Nov 2022 07:35:59 No.5454841 Report

Quoted By: >>5454844

>>5454838
Shit, I didn't expect to actually win. Uh...
I guess the Mystery Sister guy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 07:40:18 No.5454844 Report

Quoted By: >>5454847

>>5454841

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SX9RZ6RA Mon 07 Nov 2022 07:42:42 No.5454847 Report

Quoted By: >>5454858

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5454844
What does the intel mention about Luke?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 07:53:08 No.5454858 Report

Quoted By: >>5454863 >>5454864

>>5454847
According to the rebel intel....

A. His sister would provide leverage on his family, allowing the rebels to gain an advantage against the empire
B. The kidnapping was a mistake
C. It was not a kidnapping
D. [insert your own plot point here]

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uEn+lfJH Mon 07 Nov 2022 08:02:57 No.5454863 Report

Quoted By: >>5454874

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5454858
B, the rebels are literally panicking over accidentally kidnapping a sister of Shotasniffer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NrL/1FWd Mon 07 Nov 2022 08:05:02 No.5454864 Report

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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5454858
A, they're using her visage to make merchandise to fund their war effort

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 08:18:12 No.5454874 Report

Quoted By: >>5454877 >>5454878

>>5454863
"Fuck fuck fuck fuck, shouldn't have done that" says the report

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uEn+lfJH Mon 07 Nov 2022 08:20:55 No.5454877 Report

Quoted By: >>5454882

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5454874
Also she won't leave and has been plastering herself on rebel TV

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SX9RZ6RA Mon 07 Nov 2022 08:21:30 No.5454878 Report

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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5454874
Well, looks like the rebels have made quite the enemy with this blunder. Stash the intel and proceed with the jump.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 08:29:34 No.5454882 Report

Quoted By: >>5454884

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5454877
It seems the rebels is getting their own version of National Idol. Whether they want to or not.

Roll 1d100

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uEn+lfJH Mon 07 Nov 2022 08:32:56 No.5454884 Report

Quoted By: >>5454886 >>5454890

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5454882

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uEn+lfJH Mon 07 Nov 2022 08:35:52 No.5454886 Report

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>>5454884
"PLEASE TAKE HER BACK WE ARE BEING ATTACKED BY MULTIPLE HEROES AND VILLIANS"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 08:39:42 No.5454890 Report

Quoted By: >>5454894 >>5454896

>>5454884
Apparently Luke's sister is forming her own branch of the rebel forces. And while the rebels are glad she's not going to use it to attack them, they are concerned that she's using it for her own agenda. Most troubling. This also means that if Luke reaches her, it won't be a rescue mission where he saves her from the rebels. He'd be taking her away from her own rebel army instead

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uEn+lfJH Mon 07 Nov 2022 08:43:50 No.5454894 Report

Quoted By: >>5454899

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5454890
There's always forcing that rebel army to serve her instead of attacking us

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SX9RZ6RA Mon 07 Nov 2022 08:45:58 No.5454896 Report

Quoted By: >>5454899

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5454890
In either case it's more dead rebels. We can work with that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 08:51:38 No.5454899 Report

Quoted By: >>5454900

>>5454894
>>5454896
Yes. Now. Do we tell Luke or not? Or do we tell him....our own version of events

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uEn+lfJH Mon 07 Nov 2022 08:53:41 No.5454900 Report

Quoted By: >>5454903

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5454899
Luke, how would your...other siblings react if you can't retrieve your sister

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 09:00:25 No.5454903 Report

Quoted By: >>5454914 >>5454916

>>5454900
"Nothing. Because I WILL save my sister"

He genuinely believes this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uEn+lfJH Mon 07 Nov 2022 09:11:31 No.5454914 Report

Quoted By: >>5454920

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5454903
Would you be willing to accept rebels converted into your sister's fans

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SX9RZ6RA Mon 07 Nov 2022 09:12:45 No.5454916 Report

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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5454903
Good, just checking. Now lets move on.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 09:15:33 No.5454920 Report

Quoted By: >>5454921

>>5454914
"What do you mean?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OLfbGlL+ Mon 07 Nov 2022 09:18:33 No.5454921 Report

Quoted By: >>5454922

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5454920
Just tell him about his sister FFS.
He deserves to know.
Don't beat around the proverbial bush.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 09:22:35 No.5454922 Report

Quoted By: >>5454923

>>5454921
Processing information, pls hold

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OLfbGlL+ Mon 07 Nov 2022 09:23:37 No.5454923 Report

Quoted By: >>5454925

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5454922
You all good man?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 09:31:30 No.5454925 Report

Quoted By: >>5454926 >>5454928

>>5454923
You are now Luke.

If rebel intel is true. Mission parameters would change drastically.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OLfbGlL+ Mon 07 Nov 2022 09:33:17 No.5454926 Report

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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5454925
Consider betraying the captain to save sister from empire?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uEn+lfJH Mon 07 Nov 2022 09:34:44 No.5454928 Report

Quoted By: >>5454931

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5454925
New mission: how the hell do we tell our sis

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 09:42:00 No.5454931 Report

Quoted By: >>5454936

>>5454928
That's right. This still counts as a rescue mission. You're gonna save your sister from herself.

BUt the real difficulty is how to tell Eldest Sister Shotasniffer that one of her siblings is trying to become....competition.

Preferably, you'd go get your younger sis from the rebels, erase all evidence and go home with nobody in the family none the wiser

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KAYr6HIQ Mon 07 Nov 2022 09:46:57 No.5454936 Report

Quoted By: >>5454940

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5454931
This is exactly why Rasputin and Olessa sent you, isn't it. They knew this would happen ever since...the incident.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 10:01:48 No.5454940 Report

Quoted By: >>5454942

>>5454936
"the what now?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KAYr6HIQ Mon 07 Nov 2022 10:04:14 No.5454942 Report

Quoted By: >>5454944

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5454940
Damn, you still have the empire of si...Shotasniffer enjoyers.
Promise them tickets to the next Shotasniffer concert as payment for silence, since they DID save you from that ruin.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 10:07:40 No.5454944 Report

Quoted By: >>5454947 >>5454948

>>5454942
You are now agent No Name.

Luke has offered you and the rest of the crew free concert tickets, provided you keep this whole business of his sister becoming the new Rebel idol under wraps. All the way until he gets her back.

You can now:

A. Say yes excitedly
B. Jump up and down while screaming yes
C. Drop to your knees, grab his hands and thank him in tears
D. Try to be cool and accept his proposal nonchalantly
E. Just start yelling Yes at the top of your lungs
F. Refuse [Impossible]

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KAYr6HIQ Mon 07 Nov 2022 10:11:21 No.5454947 Report

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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5454944
D, except your mask betrays your feelings.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OLfbGlL+ Mon 07 Nov 2022 10:14:14 No.5454948 Report

Quoted By: >>5454951

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5454944
>C. Drop to your knees, grab his hands and thank him in tears
Can we kiss his feet too?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 10:18:37 No.5454951 Report

Quoted By: >>5454958 >>5454959 >>5454960

>>5454948
>feet

Kinda sus, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KAYr6HIQ Mon 07 Nov 2022 10:23:56 No.5454958 Report

Quoted By: >>5454961

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5454951
This is standard behaviour for all simps

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OLfbGlL+ Mon 07 Nov 2022 10:24:01 No.5454959 Report

Quoted By:

>>5454951
Hey no, not in that way. I'm not a feet guy.
Like in a "Oh my god thank you" or "I will literally die via explosion for you now" way I meant.

I prefer tummies

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OLfbGlL+ Mon 07 Nov 2022 10:25:02 No.5454960 Report

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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5454951
Roll is forgor.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 10:28:29 No.5454961 Report

Quoted By: >>5454965 >>5454968

>>5454958
Yeah but HIS feet tho

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KAYr6HIQ Mon 07 Nov 2022 10:32:16 No.5454965 Report

Quoted By: >>5454973

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5454961
The uniques are, of course, given backstage passes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SX9RZ6RA Mon 07 Nov 2022 10:33:16 No.5454968 Report

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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5454961
Let's just shake his hand very enthusiastically while showing a big smile on our helmet

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 10:44:03 No.5454973 Report

Quoted By: >>5454974

>>5454965
"Yes, you'll get backstage passes a-----okay."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KAYr6HIQ Mon 07 Nov 2022 10:45:52 No.5454974 Report

Quoted By: >>5454977

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5454973
Did you ever see someone so pathetic, Joseph?
Joseph?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 10:49:55 No.5454977 Report

Quoted By: >>5454978 >>5454979 >>5454980

>>5454974

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KAYr6HIQ Mon 07 Nov 2022 10:53:02 No.5454978 Report

Quoted By: >>5454979 >>5454981

>>5454977
"DID YOU BOZOS FORGET OUR MAIN OBJECTIVE"
"I'll let the dragon lady ride on my dragon"
"Then again your sister is closer to us"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KAYr6HIQ Mon 07 Nov 2022 10:54:03 No.5454979 Report

Quoted By: >>5454981

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5454977
>>5454978

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SX9RZ6RA Mon 07 Nov 2022 10:54:10 No.5454980 Report

Quoted By: >>5454981

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5454977
Dragon Witch is also hanging of off Luke, trying to get him to show her his Dragon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 10:58:36 No.5454981 Report

Quoted By: >>5454982 >>5454983

>>5454978
>>5454979
>>5454980

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SX9RZ6RA Mon 07 Nov 2022 11:00:36 No.5454982 Report

Quoted By: >>5454985 >>5454987

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5454981
Remember when this quest had plot progression?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KAYr6HIQ Mon 07 Nov 2022 11:00:56 No.5454983 Report

Quoted By: >>5454989

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5454981
Alright, to business, Mob Soldiers, report what happened

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KAYr6HIQ Mon 07 Nov 2022 11:01:57 No.5454985 Report

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>>5454982
Plot?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 11:02:37 No.5454987 Report

Quoted By: >>5454988 >>5454989

>>5454982
"Alright, alright, I get it already. Captain, isn't time we leave this sector?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SX9RZ6RA Mon 07 Nov 2022 11:04:08 No.5454988 Report

Quoted By: >>5454989 >>5454991

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5454987
Activate warp drive

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KAYr6HIQ Mon 07 Nov 2022 11:04:40 No.5454989 Report

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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5454987
>>5454988
>>5454983

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 11:07:15 No.5454991 Report

Quoted By: >>5454995 >>5454997 >>5454998

>>5454988
Great. With the intel you've gotten from the rebels. You should be able to pass through this sector undisturbed.

The only way for anything to happen is if you deliberately stray from the safe path and ask for a dice roll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rEDKegwM Mon 07 Nov 2022 11:10:20 No.5454995 Report

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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5454991
Interrogate the Mob Soldiers for their stupidity

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OLfbGlL+ Mon 07 Nov 2022 11:12:19 No.5454997 Report

Quoted By: >>5455003 >>5455006

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5454991
Uh oh, computer malfunction. The coordinates are FLUCTUATING!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SX9RZ6RA Mon 07 Nov 2022 11:13:06 No.5454998 Report

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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5454991
Hopefully we can ambush and steal a rebel ship this sector

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SX9RZ6RA Mon 07 Nov 2022 11:22:29 No.5455003 Report

Quoted By: >>5455004

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5454997
No they don't, stop being a gay nigger from outer space.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:OLfbGlL+ Mon 07 Nov 2022 11:24:00 No.5455004 Report

Quoted By:

>>5455003

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 11:27:50 No.5455006 Report

Quoted By: >>5455008 >>5455010 >>5455011

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5454997
OH FUCK! MAYBE WE CAN STILL SAVE THIS!

ROLL 1d100

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rEDKegwM Mon 07 Nov 2022 11:30:07 No.5455008 Report

Quoted By: >>5455013

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5455006
Fffff

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SX9RZ6RA Mon 07 Nov 2022 11:32:24 No.5455010 Report

Quoted By: >>5455013

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5455006
Fucking space niggers.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OLfbGlL+ Mon 07 Nov 2022 11:33:29 No.5455011 Report

Quoted By: >>5455013

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5455006
ITS ABOUT THE JOURNEY, NOT THE DESTINATION.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 11:38:38 No.5455013 Report

Quoted By: >>5455015 >>5455016

>>5455011
>>5455010
>>5455008
"CAPTAIN! THE NAV COMPUTER'S GONE HAYWIRE DUE TO THE SPACE STORMS IN THIS SECTOR! WE'VE GONE OFF COURSE!"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OLfbGlL+ Mon 07 Nov 2022 11:40:51 No.5455015 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5455013
WE'RE ABOUT TO WARP INTO THE ATMOSPHERE OF A CLASS 2 PLANET!!!

WE CAN'T SLOW OURSELVES ENOUGH! WE HAVE TO DO AN EMERGENCY CRASH LANDING!

EVERYONE BRACE FOR IMPACT!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rEDKegwM Mon 07 Nov 2022 11:41:24 No.5455016 Report

Quoted By: >>5455019

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5455013
QUICK SOMEONE FIX IT
MOB SOLDIERS GO

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 11:51:24 No.5455019 Report

Quoted By: >>5455020 >>5455022

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5455016
"Wait WHAT?!"

"THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?"

Roll 1d100

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rEDKegwM Mon 07 Nov 2022 11:52:05 No.5455020 Report

Quoted By: >>5455023

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5455019
SOMETHING

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OLfbGlL+ Mon 07 Nov 2022 11:56:30 No.5455022 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5455019
PRESS BUTTONS AND STUFF MAN

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 11:58:02 No.5455023 Report

Quoted By: >>5455024 >>5455025 >>5455027

>>5455020
Fortunately, in their panic, the soldiers slapped JUST the correct sequence of buttons to navigate us out of the storm

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OLfbGlL+ Mon 07 Nov 2022 12:00:03 No.5455024 Report

Quoted By: >>5455031

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5455023
Thank god we got out of that storm.

I sure do hope we haven't ended up anywhere wacky when pulling out of warp.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rEDKegwM Mon 07 Nov 2022 12:00:07 No.5455025 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5455023
Were they drunk

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SX9RZ6RA Mon 07 Nov 2022 12:04:27 No.5455027 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5455023
It deserves a promotion

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 12:11:28 No.5455031 Report

Quoted By: >>5455036 >>5455041

>>5455024
Surely by escaping it on time, nothing of the sort has happened

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SX9RZ6RA Mon 07 Nov 2022 12:14:29 No.5455036 Report

Quoted By: >>5455042

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5455031
Use the vision-screens to observe the situation.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Mon 07 Nov 2022 12:16:04 No.5455041 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5455031
MOB Soldiers proceed to drink in celebration. Or panic. Or just drink

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 12:16:10 No.5455042 Report

Quoted By: >>5455049 >>5455050

>>5455036
"Ya got it captain, getting visuals now"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 12:20:27 No.5455048 Report

Quoted By:

test

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SX9RZ6RA Mon 07 Nov 2022 12:21:42 No.5455049 Report

Quoted By: >>5455051

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5455042
Now, what do we see?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Mon 07 Nov 2022 12:23:34 No.5455050 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5455042
Huh?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 12:24:10 No.5455051 Report

Quoted By: >>5455054 >>5455061

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5455049
Roll 1d100

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OLfbGlL+ Mon 07 Nov 2022 12:25:56 No.5455054 Report

Quoted By: >>5455062

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5455051
GOD?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Mon 07 Nov 2022 12:29:37 No.5455061 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5455051

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 12:29:42 No.5455062 Report

Quoted By: >>5455067 >>5455068

>>5455054
"Pffft. Current Year. Still believing in God. Pathetic humans"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OLfbGlL+ Mon 07 Nov 2022 12:31:05 No.5455067 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5455062
Who are you and why do you insult our lord and savior?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Mon 07 Nov 2022 12:31:38 No.5455068 Report

Quoted By: >>5455076

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5455062
OH GOD IT'S THE- what was that again?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 12:40:47 No.5455076 Report

Quoted By: >>5455084

>>5455068
Let's quickly scan Empire records to see.
Roll 1d100 and Choose one of each:

This is a xenos race that:

A. Wants to murder all humans due to some ancient-by-human standards grudge.
B. Wants to eat all other sentient species to become the top dog of the universe
C. Practices an extreme form of atheism that they actively find and murder all religious peoples
D. Loves talking shit, other than that they don't do much
E. [Insert custom choice]

And they travel in:

A. Ships that are on-par with our tech
B. Organic bio-ships
C. Swarms. They don't need ships
D. [Insert custom choice]

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Mon 07 Nov 2022 12:44:23 No.5455084 Report

Quoted By: >>5455088

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5455076
D and B

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 12:50:26 No.5455088 Report

Quoted By: >>5455090

>>5455084
Ah yes. Those fuckers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Mon 07 Nov 2022 12:52:15 No.5455090 Report

Quoted By: >>5455094

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5455088
Go away.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 12:54:37 No.5455094 Report

Quoted By: >>5455096 >>5455097

>>5455090
"Yeah? Want us to leave? What, can't handle a few bantz? Didn't know humans were such bitches"

You can here their entire crew cackling from over here

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Mon 07 Nov 2022 12:56:49 No.5455096 Report

Quoted By: >>5455099

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5455094
Ignore them and they will go away to bother the next passing ship.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SX9RZ6RA Mon 07 Nov 2022 12:57:11 No.5455097 Report

Quoted By: >>5455099

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5455094
Whatever you say, retard. We have more important places to be.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 13:00:39 No.5455099 Report

Quoted By: >>5455102

>>5455096
>>5455097
"Eyyyy where are ya going? C'mon guy we're just messing witcha"

"Yeah, didn't mean to.....trigger your bitchass"

"Gonna need a safespace now, snowflake?"

"nyehehhehehehehehehehhe"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Mon 07 Nov 2022 13:04:18 No.5455102 Report

Quoted By: >>5455108

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5455099
Shitter ship suddenly suffers sublimation.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 13:07:26 No.5455108 Report

Quoted By: >>5455109

>>5455102
"oh wow they just suddenly got vaporized"

"wonder how that happened huh captain"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Mon 07 Nov 2022 13:09:28 No.5455109 Report

Quoted By: >>5455110

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5455108
sad but common fate, totally unavoidable

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 13:14:14 No.5455110 Report

Quoted By: >>5455111

>>5455109
Indeed, what a shame. BUt there were nothing we could do

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Mon 07 Nov 2022 13:15:50 No.5455111 Report

Quoted By: >>5455121

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5455110
Hey check out the space billboard
"New Rebel Idol In Session!...pleasehelpusplease"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 13:30:16 No.5455121 Report

Quoted By: >>5455125

>>5455111

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Mon 07 Nov 2022 13:34:56 No.5455125 Report

Quoted By: >>5455132

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5455121
"I'm guessing she's a teenager."

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 13:52:37 No.5455132 Report

Quoted By: >>5455133

>>5455125
"Yes....She's in her rebellious phase........Oh wow. A teenage rebel that just happens to be caught by the rebels. What a coincidence"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Mon 07 Nov 2022 13:56:04 No.5455133 Report

Quoted By: >>5455143

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5455132
Damn, Lily grew up since Skeleton Island 2.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 14:05:44 No.5455143 Report

Quoted By: >>5455146 >>5455147

>>5455133
"Yes, Agent No Name. THat is my sister, Lilly"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Mon 07 Nov 2022 14:09:33 No.5455146 Report

Quoted By: >>5455176

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5455143

Hits include "My Stupid Family Doesn't Understand Me", "My Sister is A Big Dork" and "I Hope Chosen One Chokes on It"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Mon 07 Nov 2022 14:12:26 No.5455147 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5455143
Guess we'll have to beat her up before she'll agree to leave her Rebel band.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 14:44:56 No.5455176 Report

Quoted By: >>5455184

>>5455146
"Wow, this selection is a doozy"

"Hey what's this part where she sang for 3 hours about some guy who grills"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Mon 07 Nov 2022 14:52:00 No.5455184 Report

Quoted By: >>5455193

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5455176
Man these are some weird lyrics about how his smoke chokes the environment and his addiction to weiners.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 15:04:15 No.5455193 Report

Quoted By: >>5455198

>>5455184
"And also a bit about how he stopped paying attention to her and she requires at least 20 hours of doting on a day"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Mon 07 Nov 2022 15:07:57 No.5455198 Report

Quoted By: >>5455203

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5455193
She does at least put some praise for him.
Most of them actually.
Well, except for the mecha gay one, the drunken one and... "Bobby".

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 15:13:22 No.5455203 Report

Quoted By: >>5455207

>>5455198
Huh, you know anything about that, Luke?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Mon 07 Nov 2022 15:16:20 No.5455207 Report

Quoted By: >>5455209

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5455203
Luke is having a moment.
"Hey look, she's going to play in [insert rebel base with intel on actual princess here]

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 15:20:07 No.5455209 Report

Quoted By: >>5455211 >>5455212 >>5455517

>>5455207
!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Mon 07 Nov 2022 15:21:20 No.5455211 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5455209
With what is described as a "captive audience".

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5+L+hGjb Mon 07 Nov 2022 15:21:34 No.5455212 Report

Quoted By: >>5455214

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5455209
I wonder how far away that rebel base is

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 15:27:39 No.5455214 Report

Quoted By: >>5455215 >>5455216 >>5455220

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5455212
Alright. Let's check the star maps.

Roll 1d100

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Mon 07 Nov 2022 15:28:58 No.5455215 Report

Quoted By: >>5455224

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5455214
Oh god

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NrL/1FWd Mon 07 Nov 2022 15:29:26 No.5455216 Report

Quoted By: >>5455224

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5455214
*rigging in progress*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Mon 07 Nov 2022 15:33:30 No.5455220 Report

Quoted By: >>5455224

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5455214
Is this a rigging I see before me?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 15:36:54 No.5455224 Report

Quoted By: >>5455226

>>5455215
>>5455216
>>5455220

Remember kids, OP has never rigged any dice ever

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Mon 07 Nov 2022 15:41:47 No.5455226 Report

Quoted By: >>5455232

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5455224
How far

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 15:47:39 No.5455232 Report

Quoted By: >>5455234

>>5455226
Damn. It's pretty far away. We might not make it there before the concert starts.

"Agent No Name! We need to head there quick! Whatever happens, we must NOT allow Lilly to start singing!"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Mon 07 Nov 2022 15:49:11 No.5455234 Report

Quoted By: >>5455244

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5455232
I get the speed, but why shouldn't she sing?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 15:56:25 No.5455244 Report

Quoted By: >>5455245 >>5455248

>>5455234
"BECAUSE, AGENT, She's just like Shostasniffer! She's one of the people in my family with THE GIFT. If we allow the concert to happen, she would turn the rebel audience into a raving band of absolutely hyped up lunatics ready to slaughter all in their path!"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Mon 07 Nov 2022 15:57:26 No.5455245 Report

Quoted By: >>5455250

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5455244
Understandable. Helmsman, full speed to next sector.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Mon 07 Nov 2022 16:01:38 No.5455248 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5455244
That's actually cause for worry

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 16:02:50 No.5455250 Report

Quoted By: >>5455251

>>5455245

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Mon 07 Nov 2022 16:03:24 No.5455251 Report

Quoted By: >>5455253

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5455250
Roll for loot and glory.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 16:09:00 No.5455253 Report

Quoted By: >>5455255

>>5455251
Roll 2d100. First number is to see who gets picked. Second number is what kinda shit it is:
80-100: Loot
40-79: Glory
20-39: No
1-19: oh no

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Mon 07 Nov 2022 16:12:54 No.5455255 Report

Quoted By: >>5455269

Rolled 24, 92 = 116 (2d100)

>>5455253
No bonus from the rebel intel? Sad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 16:34:53 No.5455269 Report

Quoted By:

>>5455255
Doesn't matter. You got the stuff.

Which will be decided in the next session. I gotta go now. Toodles

Updates b here:
https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a4KeR7aF Mon 07 Nov 2022 18:41:07 No.5455387 Report

Quoted By: >>5455388

How do I get the archive files to load images?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 18:43:35 No.5455388 Report

Quoted By: >>5455389

>>5455387
It doesn't? Usually just opening the html file in the folder would work

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:a4KeR7aF Mon 07 Nov 2022 18:47:46 No.5455389 Report

Quoted By: >>5455391

>>5455388
It always looks like this when I open it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 18:49:34 No.5455391 Report

Quoted By: >>5455393

>>5455389
What browser are you using?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a4KeR7aF Mon 07 Nov 2022 18:50:40 No.5455393 Report

Quoted By: >>5455395

>>5455391
Chrome

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 18:52:49 No.5455395 Report

Quoted By: >>5455405

>>5455393
That's pretty weird. That shouldn't happen. Try opening it with firefox. Also, this applies to all archives right?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a4KeR7aF Mon 07 Nov 2022 19:04:51 No.5455405 Report

Quoted By: >>5455413

>>5455395
I get the same thing with other browsers, and yeah all the other archives return the same

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Mon 07 Nov 2022 19:12:50 No.5455413 Report

Quoted By:

>>5455405
I'll be real, anon. I have no idea how did this happen nor how to fix it. I tried redownloading a bunch of random archives and opening them in other machines and they load fine. So all I can do is wish you luck finding a solution

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6+Kbkvw1 Mon 07 Nov 2022 22:03:18 No.5455517 Report

Quoted By:

>>5455209
Sans Megalovania

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XN8L8SQU Fri 11 Nov 2022 08:32:53 No.5459425 Report

Quoted By:

Thread 2morrow more like thread 4ever

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+jqgAnrG Fri 11 Nov 2022 10:07:21 No.5459452 Report

Quoted By:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:+jqgAnrG Fri 11 Nov 2022 10:18:38 No.5459458 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 11 Nov 2022 10:55:38 No.5459469 Report

Quoted By: >>5459907

thread soon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+jqgAnrG Fri 11 Nov 2022 20:01:48 No.5459907 Report

Quoted By: >>5460055

>>5459469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_USBSPSI5M

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bjhUjwXc Fri 11 Nov 2022 23:30:48 No.5460055 Report

Quoted By:

>>5459907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EptaoA--IU

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:32lK9T2w Sat 12 Nov 2022 04:05:12 No.5460237 Report

Quoted By: >>5460243

WAKE UP OP IT'S BEEN 10 HOURS

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 04:13:13 No.5460243 Report

Quoted By: >>5460246 >>5460252

>>5460237
aw shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:32lK9T2w Sat 12 Nov 2022 04:14:08 No.5460246 Report

Quoted By: >>5460260

>>5460243
NOW SHOW US OUR LOOT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZzEfxUyW Sat 12 Nov 2022 04:17:28 No.5460252 Report

Quoted By: >>5460260

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5460243
give us more lootboxes
there are the only thing that makes happy chemicals anymore

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 04:25:07 No.5460260 Report

Quoted By: >>5460262 >>5460263

>>5460246
>>5460252
wat loot

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:32lK9T2w Sat 12 Nov 2022 04:26:19 No.5460262 Report

Quoted By: >>5460265

>>5460260
THIS loot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZzEfxUyW Sat 12 Nov 2022 04:26:21 No.5460263 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5460260
your lunch money dweeb

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 04:27:24 No.5460265 Report

Quoted By: >>5460266 >>5460268 >>5460271

>>5460262
OP is blind, what are you talking about

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KlLrZvqH Sat 12 Nov 2022 04:28:12 No.5460266 Report

Quoted By: >>5460272

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5460265
What? I can't hear you, I'm deaf

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:32lK9T2w Sat 12 Nov 2022 04:28:53 No.5460268 Report

Quoted By:

>>5460265
Quick, abuse his physical disability to steal all of his valuables and totallynotapaladin™ related merchandise

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZzEfxUyW Sat 12 Nov 2022 04:29:45 No.5460271 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5460265
your not blind, you just want an excuse to wear sunglasses inside

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 04:29:55 No.5460272 Report

Quoted By: >>5460274 >>5460275 >>5460277

>>5460266
What a shame. Sorry to hear that. Imma take my leave now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KlLrZvqH Sat 12 Nov 2022 04:31:18 No.5460274 Report

Quoted By:

>>5460272
What? I said I can't hear you. Eh, I guess we'll just have to kill him.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uEn+lfJH Sat 12 Nov 2022 04:31:41 No.5460275 Report

Quoted By: >>5460289

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5460272
Luke, OP called your Weiner obsession gay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZzEfxUyW Sat 12 Nov 2022 04:31:48 No.5460277 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5460272
Bridge! Use of tractor beam on that loot!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 04:39:04 No.5460289 Report

Quoted By: >>5460290 >>5460292 >>5460293

>>5460275

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0G4zMKUK Sat 12 Nov 2022 04:40:08 No.5460290 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5460289
To loot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:32lK9T2w Sat 12 Nov 2022 04:40:15 No.5460292 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5460289
GRAB THE GOODIES WE NEED MOAR TEAMMATES

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZzEfxUyW Sat 12 Nov 2022 04:40:45 No.5460293 Report

Quoted By: >>5460313

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5460289
loot the loot

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 04:57:03 No.5460313 Report

Quoted By: >>5460315

>>5460293
Dare you open the mystery box

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZzEfxUyW Sat 12 Nov 2022 04:58:43 No.5460315 Report

Quoted By: >>5460326

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5460313
with gusto!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 05:12:56 No.5460326 Report

Quoted By: >>5460331

>>5460315

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fwP+jKRn Sat 12 Nov 2022 05:17:52 No.5460331 Report

Quoted By: >>5460333

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5460326
dice+1d100 for loot

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 05:24:26 No.5460333 Report

Quoted By: >>5460336

>>5460331
Sure. Roll 1d100 for loot

80-100: Oh shit a whole ass ship, still intact
50-79: Found a wreck, could be salvaged for parts n shit
2-49: Found a wreck, too damaged to be salvaged for parts, but you can send somebody inside to loot the remains
1: Three fiddy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZzEfxUyW Sat 12 Nov 2022 05:48:09 No.5460336 Report

Quoted By: >>5460341

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5460333
I will simply roll good

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 05:54:57 No.5460341 Report

Quoted By: >>5460345 >>5460346

>>5460336

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:32lK9T2w Sat 12 Nov 2022 05:59:42 No.5460345 Report

Quoted By:

>>5460341
Begin salvaging

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZzEfxUyW Sat 12 Nov 2022 06:01:01 No.5460346 Report

Quoted By: >>5460353

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5460341
Deploy salvage drones

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 06:18:28 No.5460353 Report

Quoted By: >>5460356 >>5460358

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5460346
Deploying drones.

Roll 1d100

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZzEfxUyW Sat 12 Nov 2022 06:19:39 No.5460356 Report

Quoted By: >>5460362

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5460353

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fwP+jKRn Sat 12 Nov 2022 06:19:58 No.5460358 Report

Quoted By: >>5460362 >>5460365

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5460353
Uh oh

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZzEfxUyW Sat 12 Nov 2022 06:22:54 No.5460362 Report

Quoted By:

>>5460356
>>5460358
Salvage drone tech is new and unreliable

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 06:34:38 No.5460365 Report

Quoted By: >>5460368

>>5460358
"Sir. We lost signal of the drones"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fwP+jKRn Sat 12 Nov 2022 06:38:53 No.5460368 Report

Quoted By: >>5460376

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5460365
I guess we have to send every significant person on a loot trip then

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 06:45:57 No.5460376 Report

Quoted By: >>5460379

>>5460368
"Including you, sir?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 06:48:20 No.5460379 Report

Quoted By: >>5460385

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5460376
Yes

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 06:53:56 No.5460385 Report

Quoted By: >>5460386 >>5460388

>>5460379
Alright, this should be simple. No worries

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZzEfxUyW Sat 12 Nov 2022 06:54:57 No.5460386 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5460385
Alright men, find anything valuable
And watch out for space rats

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 06:55:09 No.5460388 Report

Quoted By: >>5460393

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5460385
what we got

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 06:58:29 No.5460393 Report

Quoted By: >>5460394 >>5460396 >>5460400 >>5460401 >>5460407

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5460388
Roll 1d100

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZzEfxUyW Sat 12 Nov 2022 06:58:54 No.5460394 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5460393

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:32lK9T2w Sat 12 Nov 2022 06:59:18 No.5460396 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5460393
Loot get

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:32lK9T2w Sat 12 Nov 2022 07:03:29 No.5460400 Report

Quoted By: >>5460409

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5460393
*RIGGING IN PROGRESS*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N266iYDD Sat 12 Nov 2022 07:04:09 No.5460401 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5460393

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 07:10:24 No.5460407 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5460393

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 07:13:17 No.5460409 Report

Quoted By: >>5460412

>>5460400
There! In the darkness of the wreck. A creature lies in wait to ambush you! Luckily your sensors detected it in time, and it has not realized you discovered it yet!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0tyHRvbf Sat 12 Nov 2022 07:14:05 No.5460411 Report

Quoted By: >>5460425

hello anons
how many dice rigged so far?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 07:14:10 No.5460412 Report

Quoted By: >>5460433

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5460409
IDENTIFY

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 07:23:38 No.5460425 Report

Quoted By: >>5460430

>>5460411
Dices are never rigged what are you talking about

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:0tyHRvbf Sat 12 Nov 2022 07:29:40 No.5460430 Report

Quoted By:

>>5460425

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 07:31:44 No.5460433 Report

Quoted By: >>5460435 >>5460437

>>5460412
Alright. What's it gonna be this time:

A. Space hobo
B. Alien Bug
C. Space Demon
D. [insert idea here]

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:32lK9T2w Sat 12 Nov 2022 07:33:41 No.5460435 Report

Quoted By: >>5460437

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5460433
D. deranged survivor of the ship's crew

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 07:35:13 No.5460437 Report

Quoted By: >>5460450

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5460433
>>5460435

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 07:57:48 No.5460450 Report

Quoted By: >>5460456 >>5460457

>>5460437
gasp

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 08:02:25 No.5460456 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5460450
...victim of Lilly's song?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 12 Nov 2022 08:02:37 No.5460457 Report

Quoted By: >>5460459

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5460450
Wave at the insane man.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 08:05:01 No.5460459 Report

Quoted By: >>5460460 >>5460462 >>5460464

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5460457
Roll 1d100

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 12 Nov 2022 08:05:33 No.5460460 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5460459
Hello buddy, how ya holdin' up?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:32lK9T2w Sat 12 Nov 2022 08:08:01 No.5460462 Report

Quoted By: >>5460467

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5460459
"Greetings citizen."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZzEfxUyW Sat 12 Nov 2022 08:10:51 No.5460464 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5460459
"Would you be interested in a career change?"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 08:16:47 No.5460467 Report

Quoted By: >>5460468 >>5460469 >>5460470

>>5460462
From inside that helmet, inhuman gurgling sounds can be heard.

He's confused

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZzEfxUyW Sat 12 Nov 2022 08:18:23 No.5460468 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5460467
Oh he's gone savage, talk very slowly
"Heeelooo citizeen. I am a operaatooor from the empirrrre"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 08:19:57 No.5460469 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5460467
A victim of Lilly's singing, I guess

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 12 Nov 2022 08:21:07 No.5460470 Report

Quoted By: >>5460475

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5460467
Signal the ST-100 to replicate some high quality empire cheese so we can feed this man. Everyone loves good cheese.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+jqgAnrG Sat 12 Nov 2022 08:27:42 No.5460473 Report

Quoted By:

Jesas OP you sure took your time, anyway I'm here now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 08:34:10 No.5460475 Report

Quoted By: >>5460476 >>5460477

>>5460470
"eeeeempire.....cheeeese?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 12 Nov 2022 08:35:36 No.5460476 Report

Quoted By: >>5460478

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5460475
Correct, my new-found acquaintance. This will help restore you back to sanity.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+jqgAnrG Sat 12 Nov 2022 08:41:59 No.5460477 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5460475
It's cheddar flavor.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 08:49:55 No.5460478 Report

Quoted By: >>5460480

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5460476
Roll 1d100

+10 For the insane survivor

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 12 Nov 2022 08:50:46 No.5460480 Report

Quoted By: >>5460484

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5460478
Dice rigger.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 09:00:50 No.5460484 Report

Quoted By: >>5460485

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5460480
"...em...pire?....KILL EMPIRE! KILLLLLL EMPIREEE!!!!!!"

He's gone berserk! Roll 1d100

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 12 Nov 2022 09:02:00 No.5460485 Report

Quoted By: >>5460490

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5460484
How can I trust you haven't rigged this one too?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 09:10:39 No.5460490 Report

Quoted By: >>5460491

>>5460485
OP has never rigged anything in any thread ever

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:32lK9T2w Sat 12 Nov 2022 09:11:47 No.5460491 Report

Quoted By: >>5460496

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5460490
Use a nonlethal takedown, the most silent type of takedown

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 09:17:04 No.5460496 Report

Quoted By: >>5460497 >>5460499

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5460491
Time to prod with the prod

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjEzcRLs Sat 12 Nov 2022 09:17:46 No.5460497 Report

Quoted By: >>5460502

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5460496
Stand still so I can prod ya

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 12 Nov 2022 09:18:28 No.5460499 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5460496
Prod this man for disrespecting the cheese.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 09:22:12 No.5460502 Report

Quoted By: >>5460503 >>5460504

>>5460497

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 09:22:58 No.5460503 Report

Quoted By: >>5460513

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5460502
Looks like this was one of those unlucky sods who heard Lilly's song

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 12 Nov 2022 09:24:10 No.5460504 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5460502
Secure the rest of the ship, there might be more of them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 09:38:58 No.5460513 Report

Quoted By: >>5460516 >>5460517

>>5460503
"That sounds about right. Her songs can hype up the troops into a frenzy. It's only got more effective when she grew into an angsty teenager"

"Records say that this guy was a rebel prisoner. This was an imperial ship"

"So this guy must have heard the song, got real hyped about killing Imperials and murderized everyone on board"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 09:41:56 No.5460516 Report

Quoted By: >>5460523

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5460513
Huh, don't feel the same with Shotasniffer's wonderful, dazzling song of the heavens.
Anyway Joseph how do you feel about two chainsaws

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjEzcRLs Sat 12 Nov 2022 09:42:24 No.5460517 Report

Quoted By: >>5460520

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5460513
Check E(mpire)-bay for Brainwashatron 5000, he could be useful
Like an expendable living missile

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 09:48:33 No.5460520 Report

Quoted By: >>5460523

>>5460517

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 09:56:46 No.5460523 Report

Quoted By: >>5460530

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5460520
>>5460516
How does it work

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 10:05:24 No.5460530 Report

Quoted By: >>5460534

>>5460523
"I mean. It's pretty simple really. Just press the button and the chainswords go brrrrrrr"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 10:08:33 No.5460534 Report

Quoted By: >>5460537

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5460530
Yes, and also how does the Brainwashatron work and how much is it

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 10:12:01 No.5460537 Report

Quoted By: >>5460540

>>5460534
"Just press the button and the Brainwashatron go brrrrrr"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 12 Nov 2022 10:13:53 No.5460540 Report

Quoted By: >>5460552

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5460537
You think we can put this down as a business expense?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 10:31:41 No.5460552 Report

Quoted By: >>5460553

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5460540
Roll 1d100

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 10:32:11 No.5460553 Report

Quoted By: >>5460556

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5460552

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 10:37:21 No.5460556 Report

Quoted By: >>5460565

>>5460553
Approved. You can tell the store to send the Empire the bills

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 10:57:22 No.5460565 Report

Quoted By: >>5460571

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5460556
Put it in the crazed rebel

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 11:08:43 No.5460571 Report

Quoted By: >>5460572

>>5460565

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 11:10:21 No.5460572 Report

Quoted By: >>5460573

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5460571
How does it go

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 11:12:31 No.5460573 Report

Quoted By: >>5460575 >>5460576 >>5460577

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5460572
Roll 1d100 to make the Brainwashatron go brrrrrr

Then we'll see how it goes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 11:14:20 No.5460575 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5460573
Brrrrr

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 12 Nov 2022 11:14:33 No.5460576 Report

Quoted By: >>5460584

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5460573
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+jqgAnrG Sat 12 Nov 2022 11:15:44 No.5460577 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5460573
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 11:34:51 No.5460584 Report

Quoted By: >>5460585

>>5460576

To ensure nobody would exploit the technology but mainly to make people keep buying again to drive up profits, the Brainwashatron programmed to render itself useless after one use

But nevertheless, The procedure goes off without a hitch. This rebel is now completely under your control. Anything you say to him, his mind will translate it as command from Rebel HQ.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 11:35:40 No.5460585 Report

Quoted By: >>5460586

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5460584
Is he still completely insane otherwise?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 11:36:30 No.5460586 Report

Quoted By: >>5460588

>>5460585
Depends. Is that what you want?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 11:39:57 No.5460588 Report

Quoted By: >>5460590 >>5460624

>>5460586
OP gotta go get something to eat. Figure that one out in the meantime.

Be back in like 2 hours

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 11:42:59 No.5460590 Report

Quoted By: >>5460663

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5460588
That depends, is being RIP AND TEAR awesome?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+jqgAnrG Sat 12 Nov 2022 12:54:56 No.5460624 Report

Quoted By: >>5460663

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5460588
I WANT HIM TO BE EVEN MORE INSANE

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 14:08:09 No.5460661 Report

Quoted By: >>5460663 >>5460664

Pondering his orb

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 14:13:43 No.5460663 Report

Quoted By: >>5460670

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5460661
>>5460590
>>5460624

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 12 Nov 2022 14:13:49 No.5460664 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5460661
Make sure the Brainwashatron stabilized the berserker enough that he doesn't go around killing our crew, but keeping him insane enough to use as a shock weapon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 14:26:06 No.5460670 Report

Quoted By: >>5460671

>>5460663
Sure. He's still nuts. But he's a nutter under your control

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 12 Nov 2022 14:26:52 No.5460671 Report

Quoted By: >>5460679

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5460670
Very good. And the ship, is it salvagable?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 14:37:52 No.5460679 Report

Quoted By: >>5460680 >>5460681

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5460671
Depends, how confident are you in your dice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 12 Nov 2022 14:38:34 No.5460680 Report

Quoted By: >>5460686

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5460679
...have you rigged them?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 14:39:19 No.5460681 Report

Quoted By: >>5460686

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5460679
BGaaaaaah

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 12 Nov 2022 14:40:09 No.5460682 Report

Quoted By:

That looks like a rigging to me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 14:42:48 No.5460686 Report

Quoted By: >>5460687 >>5460688

>>5460680
>>5460681
OP has never rigged anything ever, don't believe anon lies

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjEzcRLs Sat 12 Nov 2022 14:45:09 No.5460687 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5460686
Lets just take the copper wires and sell them then

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 12 Nov 2022 14:46:11 No.5460688 Report

Quoted By: >>5460705

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5460686
Scrape the data from the nav computer at least.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 15:00:25 No.5460705 Report

Quoted By: >>5460708 >>5460709 >>5460711

>>5460688
You got some nav data and general materials from the wreck, which can be used to repair your fleet if needed.

And some fuel. Always gotta need fuel

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjEzcRLs Sat 12 Nov 2022 15:02:13 No.5460708 Report

Quoted By: >>5460710

>>5460705
Okay, now write "Empire wuz here" graphiti on the wreck and get moving

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 12 Nov 2022 15:02:26 No.5460709 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5460705
Guess we'll jump to the next sector then, find some more ships to steal.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjEzcRLs Sat 12 Nov 2022 15:03:15 No.5460710 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5460708
Also roll funny dice, can't forget that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+jqgAnrG Sat 12 Nov 2022 15:04:27 No.5460711 Report

Quoted By: >>5460715

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5460705
Activate warp drive.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 15:10:04 No.5460715 Report

Quoted By: >>5460717

>>5460711

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+jqgAnrG Sat 12 Nov 2022 15:12:29 No.5460717 Report

Quoted By: >>5460722

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5460715
Uh oh, we forgot to input coordinates before activating the warp drive.

What wacky place will we end up now?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 15:16:09 No.5460722 Report

Quoted By: >>5460723 >>5460724 >>5460725

>>5460717
OH BOY. Would our heroes be warped to somewhere dangerous? Wacky? Perhaps even stranded on some random planet in a filler arc? Who knoooooooooooows

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 15:17:35 No.5460723 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5460722
All tthree. Because we are warped to near Lilly's base

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+jqgAnrG Sat 12 Nov 2022 15:17:37 No.5460724 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5460722
I don't know either.
Dealers choice I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjEzcRLs Sat 12 Nov 2022 15:18:26 No.5460725 Report

Quoted By: >>5460734

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5460722
Give me a random table so we can roll a whacky dice for a whacky place

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 15:28:04 No.5460734 Report

Quoted By: >>5460736 >>5460737

>>5460725
Roll 2d100. First one is for pickings. Second is gacha result:

1-30: Crash land onto a planet
31-50: Warped right into the middle of a Rebel Fleet
51-70: Accidentally moved 1 sector away from the actual path. Still salvageable
71-85: the skeleton crew punched in the correct coordinates before warping, so you traveled normally
86-100: Free Pick

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 15:29:53 No.5460736 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 43, 79 = 122 (2d100)

>>5460734

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+jqgAnrG Sat 12 Nov 2022 15:31:32 No.5460737 Report

Quoted By: >>5460769

Rolled 63, 84 = 147 (2d100)

>>5460734

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 12 Nov 2022 15:32:37 No.5460738 Report

Quoted By:

Impressively mundane results.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 15:56:49 No.5460769 Report

Quoted By: >>5460770 >>5460775 >>5460777 >>5460780

>>5460737
Huh. Good job skeleton.
Now roll Roll 2d100. First number is to see who gets picked. Second number is what kinda shit it is in the sector:
80-100: oh sweet free stuff
40-79: Event
20-39: Enemy Encounter
10-19: Worse Event
2-9: Space Monster
1: oh no

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 12 Nov 2022 15:57:30 No.5460770 Report

Quoted By: >>5460793

Rolled 35, 37 = 72 (2d100)

>>5460769
Oh shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 16:00:20 No.5460775 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 9, 56 = 65 (2d100)

>>5460769

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N266iYDD Sat 12 Nov 2022 16:05:22 No.5460777 Report

Quoted By: >>5460778

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5460769

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 16:06:15 No.5460778 Report

Quoted By:

>>5460777
2d100

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N266iYDD Sat 12 Nov 2022 16:06:28 No.5460780 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 25, 14 = 39 (2d100)

>>5460769
Ignore my previous post.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 16:19:22 No.5460793 Report

Quoted By: >>5460794 >>5460795

>>5460770
Ah, a typical rebel squad. Should be sim ple

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 12 Nov 2022 16:20:49 No.5460794 Report

Quoted By: >>5460814

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5460793
Let's try out our new berserker, get a boarding action going.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 16:20:57 No.5460795 Report

Quoted By: >>5460802

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5460793
Open co-
"KILL KILL KILL"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 16:35:58 No.5460802 Report

Quoted By: >>5460804

>>5460795
Down, boy, down

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 16:37:24 No.5460804 Report

Quoted By: >>5460808

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5460802
It's coming from them, too

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 16:44:33 No.5460808 Report

Quoted By: >>5460812 >>5460814

>>5460804
"EMPIRE DOGS! PREPARE TO BE MURDERIZED! FOR LILLYYYYYYYYYY"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjEzcRLs Sat 12 Nov 2022 16:46:00 No.5460812 Report

Quoted By: >>5460814 >>5460818

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5460808
Alright, send pod escorted by drones

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 16:46:35 No.5460814 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5460808
>>5460812
>>5460794
Gott any way to calm them down, Luke?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 16:54:16 No.5460818 Report

Quoted By: >>5460820 >>5460822 >>5460824

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5460812
Sending over the berserker using Breaching Pod

Roll 1d100

The drones gives +30 bonus

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjEzcRLs Sat 12 Nov 2022 16:55:01 No.5460820 Report

Quoted By: >>5460837

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5460818
Awww come on, we just got this one!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 16:55:26 No.5460822 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5460818
Uh oh

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 12 Nov 2022 16:55:45 No.5460824 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5460818
Rigged.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 17:07:19 No.5460837 Report

Quoted By: >>5460841 >>5460842

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5460820
THEY TOOK DOWN ONE OF THE PROTECTOR DRONES! YOU HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE! ROLL 1D100

+15 Bonus

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 12 Nov 2022 17:08:35 No.5460841 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5460837
Wow.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 17:08:58 No.5460842 Report

Quoted By: >>5460851

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5460837

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 17:13:01 No.5460851 Report

Quoted By: >>5460856

>>5460842
THE BREACHING POD HITS!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 12 Nov 2022 17:16:27 No.5460856 Report

Quoted By: >>5460859

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5460851
Violence.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 17:25:52 No.5460859 Report

Quoted By: >>5460861

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5460856
Roll 1d100 for Violence

+40 Bonus

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 12 Nov 2022 17:27:01 No.5460861 Report

Quoted By: >>5460878

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5460859
Fresh meat, ready to become skeletons!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 17:39:11 No.5460878 Report

Quoted By: >>5460879 >>5460881

>>5460861
"EMPIRE FUCKS!"

"EMPIRE DOG!"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 12 Nov 2022 17:40:32 No.5460879 Report

Quoted By: >>5460886

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5460878
He can't be stopped. Luke, your sister can create unstoppable slaughter simps! Imagine what the Empire could do with such an asset...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 17:41:44 No.5460881 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5460878
They all start attacking each other in confusion

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 17:50:00 No.5460886 Report

Quoted By: >>5460888 >>5460889

>>5460879
"Yes....Imagine. You got an idea, agent?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 17:54:48 No.5460888 Report

Quoted By: >>5460896

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5460886
How much do you take for recording a song

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 12 Nov 2022 17:55:00 No.5460889 Report

Quoted By: >>5460899

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5460886
Worlds of traitors brought to heel, systems who think of themselves as 'independent', conquered once and for all. A Galactic Empire to last for a Thousand Years! It is enough to make a man weep for it's glory! Can you not see the beauty and splendor of such a future, Luke!? Your sister, she is the key to it all. With her Power, the Empire could do... anything!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 18:02:05 No.5460896 Report

Quoted By: >>5460899

>>5460888
"...I'll have our people get back to you on that later"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 18:04:55 No.5460899 Report

Quoted By: >>5460913

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5460896
Also how many sausages do you want
>>5460889

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 18:14:19 No.5460913 Report

Quoted By: >>5460916 >>5460919

>>5460899
"Yes, that sounds very nice. But ultimately it'll be up for her to decide. So now, let's just get her back first, then, I dunno, maybe I'll put in a good word for you, eh?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 18:20:33 No.5460916 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5460913
Check on mob soldiers who are drinking and clearly not plotting to kill each other

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 12 Nov 2022 18:22:13 No.5460919 Report

Quoted By: >>5460927

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5460913
You truly are a genorous man, Luke. The Empire thanks you for your kindness. Now, what do you say about boarding a ship and knocking some rebel skulls?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 18:26:57 No.5460927 Report

Quoted By: >>5460930

>>5460919
"Sure. Is everyone else ready?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 12 Nov 2022 18:28:18 No.5460930 Report

Quoted By: >>5460932

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5460927
Lets fucking go!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 18:33:27 No.5460932 Report

Quoted By: >>5460935 >>5460937

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5460930
Roll 1d100

+40 bonus

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 18:35:58 No.5460935 Report

Quoted By: >>5460955

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5460932
MOB KNIGHTS STOP TOUCHING THE RADIO

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 12 Nov 2022 18:36:24 No.5460937 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5460932
Big damage!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 18:55:50 No.5460955 Report

Quoted By: >>5460958

>>5460935
"Mob knights? Who the hell are mob knights?"

"I dunno, sure aint us. We're not knights"

"Must mean someone else then. Continue playing [Unfitting Music Genre] loudly over the comms"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 18:58:26 No.5460958 Report

Quoted By: >>5460972

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5460955
Mob Soldiers search dead bodies for loot

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:14:45 No.5460972 Report

Quoted By: >>5460975 >>5460980

>>5460958
"Oh sweet, a trading card"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:17:07 No.5460975 Report

Quoted By: >>5460983

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5460972
Find more trading cards

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+jqgAnrG Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:24:31 No.5460980 Report

Quoted By: >>5460983

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5460972
Any Yu-Gi-Oh cards?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:25:15 No.5460983 Report

Quoted By: >>5460985 >>5460987 >>5460990

>>5460975
>>5460980
"Yo who the fuck is this?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:25:44 No.5460985 Report

Quoted By: >>5460987 >>5460994

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5460983
Looks like a real cool dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:26:22 No.5460987 Report

Quoted By: >>5460994

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5460983
>>5460985
Trait: Drunken Fist

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+jqgAnrG Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:28:28 No.5460990 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5460983
Time for me to roll the lowest.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:29:43 No.5460994 Report

Quoted By: >>5460999 >>5461004 >>5461020

>>5460987
>>5460985
"Increases both attack and defense by 3 if you have at least 1 alcohol token, huh"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:30:52 No.5460999 Report

Quoted By: >>5461004 >>5461017

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5460994
Must be a rare card of an ancient hero of some kind. Bet he is the strongest one in his whole family.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:31:40 No.5461004 Report

Quoted By: >>5461015 >>5461017

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5460994
>>5460999
QUATTRO YOU'RE NOT EVEN ALLOWED IN THIS GAME

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:37:35 No.5461015 Report

Quoted By:

>>5461004
Quattro is allowed in every game.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:39:23 No.5461017 Report

Quoted By: >>5461020 >>5461023 >>5461027

>>5460999
>>5461004

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:40:29 No.5461020 Report

Quoted By: >>5461027

>>5461017
>>5460994
Man, which we got a Shotasniffer instead

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:41:26 No.5461023 Report

Quoted By: >>5461027 >>5461037

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5461017
"Quattro!? What are you doing here?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:42:35 No.5461027 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5461017
>>5461020
>>5461023

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:52:30 No.5461037 Report

Quoted By: >>5461038 >>5461039 >>5461040

>>5461023
But what if

it was all a dream

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:53:08 No.5461038 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5461037
Continue with looting

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:53:17 No.5461039 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5461037
Oh no, are we back at the Asylum again?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+jqgAnrG Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:53:45 No.5461040 Report

Quoted By: >>5461045

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5461037
WAKE UP

IT WAS ALL A DREAM

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 12 Nov 2022 19:58:10 No.5461045 Report

Quoted By:

>>5461040
Yes a---h shit it's 3 AM. I gotta sleep now.

See ya next session, anons.

Updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 18 Nov 2022 18:41:01 No.5467252 Report

Quoted By: >>5467257

OP is once again being the gayest individual on this board.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yA2GbBnv Fri 18 Nov 2022 18:51:03 No.5467257 Report

Quoted By:

>>5467252
At least he’s consistent?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 18 Nov 2022 18:57:49 No.5467261 Report

Quoted By: >>5467263 >>5467265 >>5467270

bread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 18 Nov 2022 18:58:44 No.5467263 Report

Quoted By: >>5467271

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5467261
Low quality bread,

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yA2GbBnv Fri 18 Nov 2022 19:01:49 No.5467265 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5467261
You’re toast, kid

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjEzcRLs Fri 18 Nov 2022 19:07:16 No.5467270 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5467261
Banana bread?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 18 Nov 2022 19:07:24 No.5467271 Report

Quoted By: >>5467272 >>5467273 >>5467276

>>5467263

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 18 Nov 2022 19:07:57 No.5467272 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5467271
So what about Quattro?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjEzcRLs Fri 18 Nov 2022 19:09:19 No.5467273 Report

Quoted By: >>5467278

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5467271
Remember what you grandpa told us about such situation

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yA2GbBnv Fri 18 Nov 2022 19:11:18 No.5467276 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5467271
Wow, looking baked there, agent

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 18 Nov 2022 19:14:57 No.5467278 Report

Quoted By: >>5467280 >>5467281

>>5467273
"nnngggghhhhhhhh......brrreeeaaaad"

A man of a few words

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjEzcRLs Fri 18 Nov 2022 19:16:24 No.5467280 Report

Quoted By: >>5467282

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5467278
Inspiring...right what were we doing?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Fri 18 Nov 2022 19:16:27 No.5467281 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5467278
Back to collectathon of trading cards

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 18 Nov 2022 19:19:53 No.5467282 Report

Quoted By: >>5467283 >>5467284 >>5467285

>>5467280
Giving OP all your money of course

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 18 Nov 2022 19:20:27 No.5467283 Report

Quoted By: >>5467288

Rolled 875 (1d1377)

>>5467282
Rolling for dubloons given to OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Fri 18 Nov 2022 19:21:04 No.5467284 Report

Quoted By: >>5467289

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5467282
Please give us the 5 star Shotasniffer card in your booster packs OP

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yA2GbBnv Fri 18 Nov 2022 19:23:18 No.5467285 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5467282
I can’t believe OP fell for the monopoly money, now we get free rigging!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 18 Nov 2022 19:28:44 No.5467288 Report

Quoted By: >>5467289 >>5467290 >>5467291 >>5467293

>>5467283

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Fri 18 Nov 2022 19:31:34 No.5467289 Report

Quoted By: >>5467298

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5467288
>>5467284

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 18 Nov 2022 19:31:51 No.5467290 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5467288
Did we finish taking over the ships yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjEzcRLs Fri 18 Nov 2022 19:32:16 No.5467291 Report

Quoted By: >>5467294

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5467288
Is OP's skull supposed to be caved in like this?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yA2GbBnv Fri 18 Nov 2022 19:33:23 No.5467293 Report

Quoted By: >>5467294

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5467288
Oh no, that looks like it hurt, hopefully his brain damage doesn’t get worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 18 Nov 2022 19:35:02 No.5467294 Report

Quoted By:

>>5467291
>>5467293
Happens all the time, don't worry. OP's IQ is already as low as it will go.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 18 Nov 2022 19:38:51 No.5467298 Report

Quoted By: >>5467300 >>5467301 >>5467302

>>5467289
Very well anon. You shall have your 5 Star Shotasniffer card. Being so valuable, it's kept inside this sleek silver case.

Don't lose it now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Fri 18 Nov 2022 19:40:26 No.5467300 Report

Quoted By: >>5467301 >>5467302 >>5467303 >>5467305

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5467298
WAIT A MINUTE
THE CARD INSIDE IS-

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 18 Nov 2022 19:41:32 No.5467301 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5467298
>>5467300
A Five Star Quattro!?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjEzcRLs Fri 18 Nov 2022 19:42:01 No.5467302 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5467298
>>5467300
ULTRA RARE ZEBRA!???!?!?!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yA2GbBnv Fri 18 Nov 2022 19:46:15 No.5467303 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5467300
The quest we were trying to get back to?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 18 Nov 2022 19:52:06 No.5467305 Report

Quoted By: >>5467307 >>5467308 >>5467309 >>5467311

>>5467300

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 18 Nov 2022 19:53:07 No.5467307 Report

Quoted By: >>5467314

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5467305
You take that back, niggerfaggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Fri 18 Nov 2022 19:53:19 No.5467308 Report

Quoted By: >>5467315

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5467305
cue mob soldiers beating up OP while looting

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yA2GbBnv Fri 18 Nov 2022 19:53:38 No.5467309 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5467305
Hey OP, this card says you’re a “faget”, I’m sorry you had to be bullied like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjEzcRLs Fri 18 Nov 2022 19:59:23 No.5467311 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5467305
SCAMMED, WE'VE BEEN SCAMMED

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 18 Nov 2022 20:05:35 No.5467314 Report

Quoted By: >>5467315 >>5467316

>>5467307
No

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Fri 18 Nov 2022 20:05:57 No.5467315 Report

Quoted By: >>5467321

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5467314
>>5467308

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 18 Nov 2022 20:06:17 No.5467316 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5467314
Take the shot, Operator!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 18 Nov 2022 20:15:19 No.5467321 Report

Quoted By: >>5467326

>>5467315

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 18 Nov 2022 20:24:08 No.5467326 Report

Quoted By: >>5467335

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5467321
Ship secured, Mr Operative sir!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 18 Nov 2022 20:35:09 No.5467335 Report

Quoted By: >>5467336

>>5467326
Another successful mission

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 18 Nov 2022 20:35:42 No.5467336 Report

Quoted By: >>5467341

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5467335
Time for the fleet to grow.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 18 Nov 2022 20:40:27 No.5467341 Report

Quoted By: >>5467343 >>5467345

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5467336
Roll 1d100

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 18 Nov 2022 20:41:09 No.5467343 Report

Quoted By: >>5467352

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5467341
Uh oh...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yA2GbBnv Fri 18 Nov 2022 20:43:57 No.5467345 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5467341
No uh oh

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 18 Nov 2022 20:52:55 No.5467352 Report

Quoted By: >>5467354 >>5467364

>>5467343
No uh oh indeed. Due to your field agents' excellent boarding actions, you managed to defeat the rebels with minimal damage to their ships. Allowing you to add them to your fleet after some light repairs.

Naturally, your ST-100 is still the only one with a stealth field

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 18 Nov 2022 20:54:47 No.5467354 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5467352
Yes, but now we have a decent sized fleet. We should try and steal a Rebel Battleship next.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yA2GbBnv Fri 18 Nov 2022 21:08:42 No.5467364 Report

Quoted By: >>5467371

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5467352
Plug in coordinates and JUMP

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 18 Nov 2022 21:15:43 No.5467371 Report

Quoted By: >>5467372 >>5467373

>>5467364

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 18 Nov 2022 21:16:58 No.5467372 Report

Quoted By: >>5467375

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5467371
Did we find a secret block?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yA2GbBnv Fri 18 Nov 2022 21:20:47 No.5467373 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5467371
Wait, did the ship arms come with a legs bundle? Score!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 18 Nov 2022 21:27:09 No.5467375 Report

Quoted By: >>5467377

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5467372
Roll 1d100

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 18 Nov 2022 21:28:00 No.5467377 Report

Quoted By: >>5467381

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5467375
Hmm.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 18 Nov 2022 21:36:56 No.5467381 Report

Quoted By: >>5467383 >>5467385

>>5467377
And inside. You find.........nav data. Pointing to possible jump points with varying degrees of safety

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 18 Nov 2022 21:38:35 No.5467383 Report

Quoted By: >>5467387

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5467381
Take the red jump point #2, that has to be the goodest one.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yA2GbBnv Fri 18 Nov 2022 21:42:28 No.5467385 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5467381
Yellow

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 18 Nov 2022 21:49:39 No.5467387 Report

Quoted By: >>5467388 >>5467389 >>5467391 >>5467394

>>5467383
Naturally. Now let's see what we got ourselves into:

Roll 2d100. First number is to see who gets picked. Second number is what kinda shit it is:
95-100: oh sweet free stuff
80-94: Event
60-79: Enemy Encounter
30-59: Worse Event
2-29: Space Monster
1: oh no

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mrq6xA9e Fri 18 Nov 2022 21:50:28 No.5467388 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 8, 27 = 35 (2d100)

>>5467387

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 18 Nov 2022 21:50:30 No.5467389 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 67, 44 = 111 (2d100)

>>5467387
Hmmm.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yA2GbBnv Fri 18 Nov 2022 21:51:22 No.5467391 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 90, 54 = 144 (2d100)

>>5467387
oh yes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tOLGL6nr Fri 18 Nov 2022 21:59:09 No.5467394 Report

Quoted By: >>5467396 >>5467402

Rolled 96, 80 = 176 (2d100)

>>5467387
niggerniggernigger

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tOLGL6nr Fri 18 Nov 2022 22:00:09 No.5467395 Report

Quoted By:

aaand that's how you fucking do it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 18 Nov 2022 22:00:47 No.5467396 Report

Quoted By:

>>5467394
YO YOU FUCKING HERO!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 18 Nov 2022 22:03:51 No.5467402 Report

Quoted By: >>5467404 >>5467406

>>5467394
As you arrive into the sector, you find WEIRD FUCKING ROCKS COMING STRAIGHT AT YOUR FLEET OH SHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 18 Nov 2022 22:04:46 No.5467404 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5467402
TAKE EVASIVE ACTION!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tOLGL6nr Fri 18 Nov 2022 22:06:36 No.5467406 Report

Quoted By: >>5467413 >>5467418 >>5467427

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5467402
>Dodge the rocks and prepare for the regular event
We got the BETTER event, OP

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yA2GbBnv Fri 18 Nov 2022 22:09:52 No.5467413 Report

Quoted By:

>>5467406
What if the rocks are friendly

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 18 Nov 2022 22:12:34 No.5467418 Report

Quoted By: >>5467431

>>5467406
>OP tries to scam us out of the good rolls again
Many such cases.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 18 Nov 2022 22:17:41 No.5467427 Report

Quoted By: >>5467428 >>5467431 >>5467440 >>5467449

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5467406
Ah, but you see. This is a red sector. Which means Regular Events can also be bad, unlike the Green or Yellow sectors. OP is not a scammer.

Anyway roll 1d100 to take evasive maneuvers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 18 Nov 2022 22:19:07 No.5467428 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5467427
Hmmmmmmm.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tOLGL6nr Fri 18 Nov 2022 22:20:36 No.5467431 Report

Quoted By: >>5467442

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5467427
>>5467418
I say we grab the nerd by the leg when he's not looking and shake him hard until secret event falls out of his pockets

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tOLGL6nr Fri 18 Nov 2022 22:25:39 No.5467440 Report

Quoted By:

>>5467427
I just just remembered we yet have to unlock rerolls. Where the Skill Tree, OP?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 18 Nov 2022 22:26:14 No.5467442 Report

Quoted By: >>5467447

>>5467431
oh noes the meteors hit your fleet and you all died

oh noooooooooooooooo

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 18 Nov 2022 22:27:15 No.5467447 Report

Quoted By: >>5467450

>>5467442
noooooo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yA2GbBnv Fri 18 Nov 2022 22:27:46 No.5467449 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5467427
DODGE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 18 Nov 2022 22:28:13 No.5467450 Report

Quoted By: >>5467457

>>5467447
Wait, that's now what happened. Lets rewind and I'll tell you what really happened.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 18 Nov 2022 22:31:13 No.5467457 Report

Quoted By: >>5467459 >>5467465

>>5467450

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 18 Nov 2022 22:32:24 No.5467459 Report

Quoted By: >>5467474

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5467457
Okay so like no shit, turns out the rocks were alien vessels and they tried to communicate with us in their alien language.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tOLGL6nr Fri 18 Nov 2022 22:35:32 No.5467465 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5467457
Rolling for alien iq

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 18 Nov 2022 22:42:20 No.5467474 Report

Quoted By: >>5467475 >>5467479 >>5467480

>>5467459
"It just so happens that their language comprised of ramming into things"

"Wow grandpa, that sounds fucking stupid"

"You're adopted"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 18 Nov 2022 22:43:31 No.5467475 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5467474
>"You're adopted"
Cry forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yA2GbBnv Fri 18 Nov 2022 22:51:26 No.5467479 Report

Quoted By: >>5467491

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5467474
Your mom’s adopted

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tOLGL6nr Fri 18 Nov 2022 22:51:30 No.5467480 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5467474
Tune the lil shit out and get back to reading

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 18 Nov 2022 23:04:52 No.5467491 Report

Quoted By: >>5467498

>>5467479

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 18 Nov 2022 23:14:14 No.5467498 Report

Quoted By: >>5467510

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5467491
So what actually happened?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 18 Nov 2022 23:22:03 No.5467510 Report

Quoted By: >>5467514 >>5467517

>>5467498
Roll 2d100. First number is to see who gets picked. Second number is what actually happened:

0-5: The meteors have strange space rocks in them that makes them EXTRA explodey
6-45: The meteors actually have alien eggs in them, if they hit any of your ships, the ayys will pour out and attack the crew
46-70: The meteors are alien vessels and they were merely driving closer to talk
71-80: Same as above except the meteors aren't vessels, they're the actual aliens
81-100: [Write your own]

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 18 Nov 2022 23:24:10 No.5467514 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 9, 25 = 34 (2d100)

>>5467510
Hmmm.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tOLGL6nr Fri 18 Nov 2022 23:26:13 No.5467517 Report

Quoted By: >>5467522 >>5467523 >>5467529

Rolled 37, 97 = 134 (2d100)

>>5467510
rigger

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tOLGL6nr Fri 18 Nov 2022 23:27:59 No.5467522 Report

Quoted By:

>>5467517
Looks like we found that Limited Edition 5 Star Shotasmiffer Card, yay

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 18 Nov 2022 23:28:19 No.5467523 Report

Quoted By:

>>5467517
Once again, you are the champion of this thread.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 18 Nov 2022 23:30:00 No.5467529 Report

Quoted By: >>5467532

>>5467517
So what'll be anon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tOLGL6nr Fri 18 Nov 2022 23:33:27 No.5467532 Report

Quoted By: >>5467538

>>5467529
I want the 5 star Shotasniffer card. We can use it as a shuriken for stealth kills.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 18 Nov 2022 23:37:32 No.5467538 Report

Quoted By: >>5467539 >>5467549

>>5467532
NO! IT's MINE!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 18 Nov 2022 23:38:30 No.5467539 Report

Quoted By: >>5467543

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5467538
GET THE SECRET SHOTASNIFFER ART FROM THAT FAGGOT!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 18 Nov 2022 23:41:47 No.5467543 Report

Quoted By: >>5467549 >>5467550 >>5467552

>>5467539

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tOLGL6nr Fri 18 Nov 2022 23:43:49 No.5467549 Report

Quoted By:

>>5467538
>>5467543
*kicks OP in the shin*
GIVE IT TO US YOU DESPICABLE CREATURE, I BEAT YOUR SHIT DICE TWICE AND ILL BEAT YOU YOUR ASS IF I HAVE TO AAAAAAAAA

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 18 Nov 2022 23:43:59 No.5467550 Report

Quoted By: >>5467562

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5467543
Anon used Tackle

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tOLGL6nr Fri 18 Nov 2022 23:45:42 No.5467552 Report

Quoted By: >>5467562

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5467543
GIVE US THE FUCKING CARD YOU BASTARD

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 18 Nov 2022 23:55:27 No.5467562 Report

Quoted By: >>5467566 >>5467567

>>5467552
>>5467550
Truth is, there were never any meteors. That was a lie Agent No Name wrote in his report. To hide the what they actually found in the sector...

"Sir, we've detected another wreckage. The ship itself is unusable but scanners picked up something else in it. A heavily secured case that somehow managed to survive this ship's destruction"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tOLGL6nr Fri 18 Nov 2022 23:57:46 No.5467566 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5467562
No, this isn't right. Look through the 4th wall to search for OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 18 Nov 2022 23:59:00 No.5467567 Report

Quoted By: >>5467568

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5467562
I'll be securing this package myself. Make the Small Ship ready for infilitration.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 19 Nov 2022 00:00:27 No.5467568 Report

Quoted By: >>5467569

>>5467567
"Right away sir. Sure hope you don't have any ulterior motives"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 19 Nov 2022 00:01:12 No.5467569 Report

Quoted By: >>5467571

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5467568
Yes... no ulterior motives at all. No such things indeed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 19 Nov 2022 00:04:19 No.5467571 Report

Quoted By: >>5467574 >>5467575

>>5467569
whoooosh

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tOLGL6nr Sat 19 Nov 2022 00:06:00 No.5467574 Report

Quoted By: >>5467585

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5467571
rolling for fuel

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 19 Nov 2022 00:06:25 No.5467575 Report

Quoted By: >>5467579

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5467571
What's in the ship?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tOLGL6nr Sat 19 Nov 2022 00:08:18 No.5467579 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5467575
better be the card or I'll bring hellfire upon OP's ass

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 19 Nov 2022 00:11:07 No.5467585 Report

Quoted By: >>5467587 >>5467599

>>5467574
>fuel

Yeah okay, if that's what you want.

You use your ship's tractor beam to retrieve the case.

It's just a fuel tank

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tOLGL6nr Sat 19 Nov 2022 00:12:28 No.5467587 Report

Quoted By:

>>5467585
That's clearly a sleek silver case, OP.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:tOLGL6nr Sat 19 Nov 2022 00:21:24 No.5467595 Report

Quoted By:

Just give up the card OP, I has to go sleep. If you comply I won't slander you on Twitter.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 19 Nov 2022 00:27:29 No.5467599 Report

Quoted By: >>5467600 >>5467603 >>5467608

>>5467585
Of course. That was what Agent No Name told everyone back on the ship.

In truth, you found this:

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 19 Nov 2022 00:29:20 No.5467600 Report

Quoted By: >>5467607

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5467599
Hooo dawg, look at that.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 19 Nov 2022 00:32:32 No.5467603 Report

Quoted By: >>5467610

>>5467599
NO ONE MUST KNOW.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 19 Nov 2022 00:34:36 No.5467607 Report

Quoted By: >>5467610 >>5467612 >>5467616

>>5467600

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:tOLGL6nr Sat 19 Nov 2022 00:34:44 No.5467608 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5467599
My work here is done. See you all next thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 19 Nov 2022 00:35:42 No.5467610 Report

Quoted By: >>5467612 >>5467620

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5467603
>>5467607
NO ONE. MUST. KNOW.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 19 Nov 2022 00:37:16 No.5467612 Report

Quoted By: >>5467624

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5467607
>>5467610
YES
also the "fuel tank" actually had someone inside it that's another thing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tOLGL6nr Sat 19 Nov 2022 00:39:36 No.5467616 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5467607
Put it back in the case before we stain it

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 19 Nov 2022 00:43:05 No.5467620 Report

Quoted By: >>5467624

>>5467610
"Hey, what's up with Agent No Name?"

"What do you mean?"

"Sometimes he scurries off into a corner, mumbling something about his precious or something"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 19 Nov 2022 00:46:30 No.5467624 Report

Quoted By: >>5467630

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5467620
>>5467612
Anyway, open the "fuel tank"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 19 Nov 2022 00:52:31 No.5467630 Report

Quoted By: >>5468022

>>5467624
Sure......Later. It will be open later....when I wake up. Cuz I'm really sleepy now. nighty night anons

updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sat 19 Nov 2022 08:28:22 No.5468022 Report

Quoted By: >>5468484

>>5467630
OP sleeps forever

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hT4GYMXu Sat 19 Nov 2022 20:57:28 No.5468484 Report

Quoted By: >>5468589

>>5468022
OP wakes up with dog cock in his mouth

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LwwXRtyi Sat 19 Nov 2022 22:47:58 No.5468589 Report

Quoted By:

>>5468484
OP wakes up with dog cock in his mouth and his pants down

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 08:07:34 No.5469335 Report

Quoted By: >>5469338 >>5469339 >>5469346 >>5469350

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sun 20 Nov 2022 08:09:25 No.5469338 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5469335
The Operator is immunized against all dangers.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZzEfxUyW Sun 20 Nov 2022 08:10:44 No.5469339 Report

Quoted By: >>5469358

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5469335
act cool
act casual

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DhEwqiLj Sun 20 Nov 2022 08:15:58 No.5469346 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5469335
ACT SUPERNORMAL ACT SUPERNORMAL ACT SUPERNORMAL

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NrL/1FWd Sun 20 Nov 2022 08:19:42 No.5469350 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5469335
How unfortunate that the fuel tank we found was completely empty

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 08:24:37 No.5469358 Report

Quoted By: >>5469360

>>5469339

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sun 20 Nov 2022 08:28:02 No.5469360 Report

Quoted By: >>5469364 >>5469371

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5469358
open the fuel tank

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qqxnSlqd Sun 20 Nov 2022 08:36:21 No.5469364 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5469360
Alread spaced it, you have no evidence!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 08:45:29 No.5469371 Report

Quoted By: >>5469374 >>5469375

>>5469360
"Yeah cap'n, what DID you find anyway?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sun 20 Nov 2022 08:48:38 No.5469374 Report

Quoted By: >>5469377

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5469371
WE HAVE NO TIME TO ASK FOOLISH QUESTIONS, WE HAVE TO STOP THE CONCERT, REMEMBER!? HELMSMAN, PREPARE TO JUMP TO WARP SPEED POSTHASTE!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lp/la7M4 Sun 20 Nov 2022 08:48:54 No.5469375 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5469371
Oh yknow, stuff

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 08:52:56 No.5469377 Report

Quoted By: >>5469382

>>5469374
"Yes but we have plenty of time during the jump to discuss your findings"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sun 20 Nov 2022 08:59:43 No.5469382 Report

Quoted By: >>5469387

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5469377
What did we find, beside what we definitely did not find

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 09:03:46 No.5469387 Report

Quoted By: >>5469388 >>5469391

>>5469382
Alright agent. Time to bamboozle them. What did you "find" in the case?

A. Eh just some fuel
B. Useless documents
C. Scrap
D. [write-in]

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sun 20 Nov 2022 09:04:13 No.5469388 Report

Quoted By: >>5469391 >>5469398

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5469387
A Bobby card.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sun 20 Nov 2022 09:08:55 No.5469391 Report

Quoted By: >>5469398

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5469388
>>5469387
A rare Bobby card. Still only a Bobby card though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 09:24:19 No.5469398 Report

Quoted By: >>5469399 >>5469400 >>5469401

>>5469388
>>5469391
"Who in their right mind would want a Bobby card?"

"And keep it in a protective case even!"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sun 20 Nov 2022 09:25:21 No.5469399 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5469398
Madmen

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yK54tTW4 Sun 20 Nov 2022 09:31:09 No.5469400 Report

Quoted By: >>5469403

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5469398
uuhhh... oh look over their, another card appear out of nowhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NrL/1FWd Sun 20 Nov 2022 09:31:41 No.5469401 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5469398
That's what I was thinking, someone must have set this all up as a trap to fool whoever grabbed the fuel tank into thinking they had found a truly rare card!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 09:44:26 No.5469403 Report

Quoted By: >>5469404 >>5469405 >>5469406

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5469400
Roll 1f100

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sun 20 Nov 2022 09:44:54 No.5469404 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5469403
Or maybe just Bobby

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sun 20 Nov 2022 09:45:02 No.5469405 Report

Quoted By: >>5469412

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5469403
DRAW! MONSTA CARDO!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NrL/1FWd Sun 20 Nov 2022 09:46:06 No.5469406 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5469403
It's a 4 star Lily (young) card!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 09:56:05 No.5469412 Report

Quoted By: >>5469413 >>5469415

>>5469405
"Oh hey a card"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sun 20 Nov 2022 09:56:58 No.5469413 Report

Quoted By: >>5469415

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5469412
It's a Lilly card

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yK54tTW4 Sun 20 Nov 2022 10:01:13 No.5469415 Report

Quoted By: >>5469420

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5469412
>>5469413
It's a Lilly card (adult) verison

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 10:13:43 No.5469420 Report

Quoted By: >>5469422 >>5469429 >>5469430

>>5469415

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K92K5sbQ Sun 20 Nov 2022 10:16:19 No.5469422 Report

Quoted By: >>5469423

>>5469420
Be stunned by its badassery

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K92K5sbQ Sun 20 Nov 2022 10:17:21 No.5469423 Report

Quoted By: >>5469433

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5469422
fug

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sun 20 Nov 2022 10:20:55 No.5469429 Report

Quoted By: >>5469435

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5469420
Also a map to the Lilly concert

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NrL/1FWd Sun 20 Nov 2022 10:23:06 No.5469430 Report

Quoted By: >>5469435

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5469420
Take it so you can do proper strategical analysis so you can better apprehend Lilly when we finally make it to the Rebel base station thingy

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 10:26:09 No.5469433 Report

Quoted By: >>5469435 >>5469436

>>5469423
"Ey Luke. You okay over there?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sun 20 Nov 2022 10:26:41 No.5469435 Report

Quoted By: >>5469442

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5469433
>>5469430
>>5469429

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K92K5sbQ Sun 20 Nov 2022 10:29:35 No.5469436 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5469433
It is your precious, do not let them take it away from you!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 10:37:27 No.5469442 Report

Quoted By: >>5469443 >>5469445

>>5469435
"Oh uh, yes. This are coordinates to the concert. Yes. This will help us getting there. Yes. I'll...hold on to it"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sun 20 Nov 2022 10:38:15 No.5469443 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5469442
Ok just jump to the concert already

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K92K5sbQ Sun 20 Nov 2022 10:41:08 No.5469445 Report

Quoted By: >>5469450

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5469442
To the bridge, quickly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 10:51:50 No.5469450 Report

Quoted By: >>5469451

>>5469445

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sun 20 Nov 2022 10:53:51 No.5469451 Report

Quoted By: >>5469460

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5469450
And now we are on the bridge.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 11:07:01 No.5469460 Report

Quoted By: >>5469461

>>5469451

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sun 20 Nov 2022 11:07:36 No.5469461 Report

Quoted By: >>5469462 >>5469465

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5469460
Maximum space jump!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K92K5sbQ Sun 20 Nov 2022 11:08:46 No.5469462 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5469461
(off the bridge)

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 11:13:24 No.5469465 Report

Quoted By: >>5469466 >>5469467 >>5469468

>>5469461
Alright, who wants to roll for encounter

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sun 20 Nov 2022 11:13:57 No.5469466 Report

Quoted By: >>5469470

>>5469465
Someone with better RNG than me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K92K5sbQ Sun 20 Nov 2022 11:15:03 No.5469467 Report

Quoted By: >>5469470

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5469465
Why not

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NrL/1FWd Sun 20 Nov 2022 11:15:11 No.5469468 Report

Quoted By: >>5469470

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5469465
Me! >:)

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 11:25:37 No.5469470 Report

Quoted By: >>5469473

>>5469467
>>5469468
>>5469466
Roll 2d100. First number is to see who gets picked. Second number is what kinda shit it is:
95-100: oh sweet free stuff
70-94: Event
40-69: Enemy Encounter
10-39: Worse Event
2-9: Space Monster
1: oh no

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K92K5sbQ Sun 20 Nov 2022 11:27:25 No.5469473 Report

Quoted By: >>5469483

Rolled 55, 82 = 137 (2d100)

>>5469470
rollan

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 11:52:56 No.5469483 Report

Quoted By: >>5469485 >>5469486

>>5469473
"Sir, one of our ships picked up a distress signal"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K92K5sbQ Sun 20 Nov 2022 11:56:10 No.5469485 Report

Quoted By: >>5469577

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5469483
Take a look

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sun 20 Nov 2022 11:56:21 No.5469486 Report

Quoted By: >>5469494

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5469483
Did we get the message clearly, or is it one of those garbled ones that lead to certain death?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 12:14:34 No.5469494 Report

Quoted By: >>5469496

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5469486
Roll 1d100

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sun 20 Nov 2022 12:16:12 No.5469496 Report

Quoted By: >>5469509

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5469494
Hmm.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 12:39:24 No.5469509 Report

Quoted By: >>5469511 >>5469515

>>5469496
"HELP! WE'RE IMPERIAL OUTPOST 5689-D! WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sun 20 Nov 2022 12:40:39 No.5469511 Report

Quoted By: >>5469521

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5469509
Time to earn our imperial paycheck it seems.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjEzcRLs Sun 20 Nov 2022 12:43:17 No.5469515 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5469509
For the Empire! Let's go!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 12:49:22 No.5469521 Report

Quoted By: >>5469522

>>5469511
Who could be attacking an imperial outpost?! Aliens? Rebels? Alien Rebels?!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sun 20 Nov 2022 12:50:08 No.5469522 Report

Quoted By: >>5469533 >>5469536

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5469521
It's probably rebels. Maybe.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sun 20 Nov 2022 12:59:59 No.5469533 Report

Quoted By:

>>5469522
Definitely rebels, with your roll

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 13:03:41 No.5469536 Report

Quoted By: >>5469540 >>5469542 >>5469544 >>5469546

>>5469522
Definitely rebels.

The outpost' shields won't hold for long

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sun 20 Nov 2022 13:05:41 No.5469540 Report

Quoted By: >>5469542 >>5469546 >>5469553

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5469536
Is that a fucking Rebel Battleship!? Board it immediately before they figure out what's going on!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sun 20 Nov 2022 13:06:13 No.5469542 Report

Quoted By: >>5469544 >>5469546

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5469536
Use your "rebel ships" as "reinforcements" for the enemy fleet to ambush them while >>5469540

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sun 20 Nov 2022 13:06:44 No.5469544 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5469542
>>5469536
Yes, this is the goodest plan.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjEzcRLs Sun 20 Nov 2022 13:07:42 No.5469546 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5469536
>>5469540
>>5469542
All of those

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 13:19:07 No.5469553 Report

Quoted By: >>5469555 >>5469556

>>5469540
"Alright captain. Just give the orders"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjEzcRLs Sun 20 Nov 2022 13:20:14 No.5469555 Report

Quoted By: >>5469577

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5469553
Use our captured rebel ships as cover to get close

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sun 20 Nov 2022 13:21:49 No.5469556 Report

Quoted By: >>5469574

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5469553
Bring us up broadside in stealth and prepare the breaching pods. Meanwhile the escorts take position to either capture or destroy the enemy medium ships.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 13:47:16 No.5469574 Report

Quoted By: >>5469575 >>5469576 >>5469579

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5469556
Roll 1d100

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sun 20 Nov 2022 13:47:50 No.5469575 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5469574
oh

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sun 20 Nov 2022 13:48:14 No.5469576 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5469574
Keep her steady...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sun 20 Nov 2022 13:50:37 No.5469577 Report

Quoted By: >>5469579 >>5469581

>>5469555
>>5469485
Get in here and un-rig the dice before OP wins again.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjEzcRLs Sun 20 Nov 2022 13:52:02 No.5469579 Report

Quoted By: >>5469581

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5469574
On no
>>5469577
Its been 4 minutes, let my browser update this page

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 14:00:02 No.5469581 Report

Quoted By: >>5469582 >>5469583

>>5469577
>>5469579
OP has never rigged any dice ever

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sun 20 Nov 2022 14:03:25 No.5469582 Report

Quoted By: >>5469589

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5469581
>roll 100 when selecting enmies
>roll 6 when fighting enemies
It sure does seem like nothing is rigged.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjEzcRLs Sun 20 Nov 2022 14:03:26 No.5469583 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5469581
Ah well, what happens now?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 14:10:26 No.5469589 Report

Quoted By: >>5469590 >>5469592

>>5469582
Of course my friend, OP is completely fair and just.

Anyway, how did you fail?

A. The rebels got a new-fangled radar, ST-100 was detected
B. What rotten luck, one of the rebel's smaller ships accidentally flew into your path
C. Your support ships didn't fool them, whoops
D. They got a battleship-sized mech
E. Mob Soldiers accidentally pressed the decloak button
F. [insert your own shenanigans here]

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sun 20 Nov 2022 14:11:18 No.5469590 Report

Quoted By: >>5469598

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5469589
E

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjEzcRLs Sun 20 Nov 2022 14:12:36 No.5469592 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5469589
B, we now have to get the wipers

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 14:19:32 No.5469598 Report

Quoted By: >>5469600 >>5469606

>>5469590
"...? Ah shit dude I accidentally pressed something"

"What? What does it do then?"

"I dunno. Probably nothing important"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sun 20 Nov 2022 14:20:04 No.5469600 Report

Quoted By: >>5469610

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5469598
Turns out your sudden appearance made rebels panic

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjEzcRLs Sun 20 Nov 2022 14:22:21 No.5469606 Report

Quoted By: >>5469610

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5469598
Oh well FIRE BROADSIDES, DEPLOY ARMS, FLEET, BOARD

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 14:25:31 No.5469610 Report

Quoted By: >>5469612 >>5469613 >>5469614 >>5469615

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5469600
>>5469606
PANIC! CHAOS AMONGST THE REBEL RANKS AS YOUR SHIP DECLOAKS! BUT BEING FAR ENOUGH AWAY FOR THEM TO FIRE BACK!

ROLL 1d100

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sun 20 Nov 2022 14:25:57 No.5469612 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5469610
Hmm.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mrq6xA9e Sun 20 Nov 2022 14:26:13 No.5469613 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5469610

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sun 20 Nov 2022 14:26:20 No.5469614 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5469610

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjEzcRLs Sun 20 Nov 2022 14:26:28 No.5469615 Report

Quoted By: >>5469616 >>5469629

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5469610
Oh bugger

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sun 20 Nov 2022 14:27:22 No.5469616 Report

Quoted By: >>5469621

>>5469615
Oh bugger indeed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjEzcRLs Sun 20 Nov 2022 14:29:07 No.5469621 Report

Quoted By: >>5469629

>>5469616
"Oh bugger" said the rebel, as his ship is punched

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 14:43:59 No.5469629 Report

Quoted By: >>5469631 >>5469636

>>5469615
>>5469621

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sun 20 Nov 2022 14:44:34 No.5469631 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5469629
Grab the Battleship and initiate forceful entry!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0BA9tuFv Sun 20 Nov 2022 14:54:43 No.5469636 Report

Quoted By: >>5469644

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5469629
Perhaps our cloak can work on other ships while we hold them, and then we can separate, and take them on one at a time by pulling them away while cloaked?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 15:08:09 No.5469644 Report

Quoted By: >>5469645

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5469636
Perhaps. Who knows? It's something you'll need to research later.

Because another big beam blast is coming straight at the ST-100

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sun 20 Nov 2022 15:08:48 No.5469645 Report

Quoted By: >>5469651

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5469644
another rebel ship took the blow

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 15:14:38 No.5469651 Report

Quoted By: >>5469654

>>5469645

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sun 20 Nov 2022 15:15:24 No.5469654 Report

Quoted By: >>5469657

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5469651
We've got a window! Board the enemy battleship!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 15:21:35 No.5469657 Report

Quoted By: >>5469658 >>5469659 >>5469668

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5469654
READY THE BREACHING PODS!

ROLL 1d100!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sun 20 Nov 2022 15:21:52 No.5469658 Report

Quoted By: >>5469671

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5469657
Big invasion time!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mrq6xA9e Sun 20 Nov 2022 15:23:44 No.5469659 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5469657

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0BA9tuFv Sun 20 Nov 2022 15:36:16 No.5469668 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5469657

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 15:37:40 No.5469671 Report

Quoted By: >>5469673 >>5469679

>>5469658

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sun 20 Nov 2022 15:39:24 No.5469673 Report

Quoted By: >>5469685

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5469671
Slaughter.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0BA9tuFv Sun 20 Nov 2022 15:46:40 No.5469679 Report

Quoted By: >>5469685

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5469671
Exterminate

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 15:53:15 No.5469685 Report

Quoted By: >>5469686 >>5469688

>>5469673
>>5469679

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sun 20 Nov 2022 15:55:08 No.5469686 Report

Quoted By: >>5469687 >>5469694

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5469685
Quickly, secure the weapon control center so the station doesn't get destroyed!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0BA9tuFv Sun 20 Nov 2022 15:56:17 No.5469687 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5469686

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yK54tTW4 Sun 20 Nov 2022 15:56:58 No.5469688 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5469685
Check their ship out for anything useful.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 16:07:47 No.5469694 Report

Quoted By: >>5469695 >>5469696 >>5469698 >>5469700

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5469686
Roll 1d100

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yK54tTW4 Sun 20 Nov 2022 16:10:05 No.5469695 Report

Quoted By: >>5469708

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5469694
Roll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sun 20 Nov 2022 16:10:28 No.5469696 Report

Quoted By: >>5469708

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5469694
Aww hell no.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iM+avOxb Sun 20 Nov 2022 16:11:02 No.5469698 Report

Quoted By: >>5469708

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5469694
Of course there's a boss

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0BA9tuFv Sun 20 Nov 2022 16:15:06 No.5469700 Report

Quoted By: >>5469701 >>5469708

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5469694
The weak complain, the strong win
check this roll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0BA9tuFv Sun 20 Nov 2022 16:16:07 No.5469701 Report

Quoted By:

>>5469700
fug

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 16:25:07 No.5469708 Report

Quoted By: >>5469709

>>5469695
>>5469698
>>5469700
>>5469696
Of course there's a boss fight

Roll 2d100. First one is for pickings. Second is What kinda boss it is:
80-100: One guy in a power suit
40-79: 3 guys in a power suit
20-39: 1 guy in a power suit but he's hyped up on Lilly's music
1-19: 5 guys in power suits but they're hyped up on Lilly's music

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yK54tTW4 Sun 20 Nov 2022 16:27:29 No.5469709 Report

Quoted By: >>5469711 >>5469728

Rolled 24, 90 = 114 (2d100)

>>5469708

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0BA9tuFv Sun 20 Nov 2022 16:30:20 No.5469711 Report

Quoted By:

>>5469709
Good roll,

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 16:46:17 No.5469728 Report

Quoted By: >>5469734

>>5469709
"FUCK OFF IMPERIAL DOGS"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0BA9tuFv Sun 20 Nov 2022 16:50:33 No.5469734 Report

Quoted By: >>5469742

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5469728
Shoot the cockpit window for instant victory.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 17:03:10 No.5469742 Report

Quoted By: >>5469744 >>5469748

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5469734
Roll 1d100

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0BA9tuFv Sun 20 Nov 2022 17:03:59 No.5469744 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5469742
Speedrunning this boss

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sun 20 Nov 2022 17:05:00 No.5469748 Report

Quoted By: >>5469752

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5469742
Beep boop, it's over.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 17:10:22 No.5469752 Report

Quoted By: >>5469759 >>5469760

>>5469748
"Good thing I have an HP Bar."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0BA9tuFv Sun 20 Nov 2022 17:13:20 No.5469759 Report

Quoted By: >>5469761

>>5469752
Shoot his HP bar

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sun 20 Nov 2022 17:14:00 No.5469760 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5469752
Shoot him harder!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0BA9tuFv Sun 20 Nov 2022 17:14:21 No.5469761 Report

Quoted By: >>5469773

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5469759

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 17:31:32 No.5469773 Report

Quoted By: >>5469774 >>5469775

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5469761
"wait what"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sun 20 Nov 2022 17:32:41 No.5469774 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5469773
Unleash the Berserker on the Health Bar!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0BA9tuFv Sun 20 Nov 2022 17:32:58 No.5469775 Report

Quoted By: >>5469788

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5469773
Dew it

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 17:46:32 No.5469788 Report

Quoted By: >>5469789 >>5469790

>>5469775

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sun 20 Nov 2022 17:47:35 No.5469789 Report

Quoted By: >>5469814

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5469788
Now when he's distracted, hit him with an Operative Sneak Attack!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0BA9tuFv Sun 20 Nov 2022 17:47:35 No.5469790 Report

Quoted By: >>5469798

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5469788
Run up and smack it...
with our own health bar

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 18:03:42 No.5469798 Report

Quoted By: >>5469799 >>5469800 >>5469801 >>5469809 >>5469812

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5469790
OH SHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sun 20 Nov 2022 18:04:18 No.5469799 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5469798
Oh shit indeed.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjEzcRLs Sun 20 Nov 2022 18:04:30 No.5469800 Report

Quoted By: >>5469810

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5469798
That's one risky move

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0BA9tuFv Sun 20 Nov 2022 18:04:39 No.5469801 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5469798
OP...
c'mon man

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0BA9tuFv Sun 20 Nov 2022 18:14:26 No.5469809 Report

Quoted By:

>>5469798
Is there no one else? S.O.S. we need another roller to get that 4% chance!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 18:15:46 No.5469810 Report

Quoted By: >>5469814 >>5469819

>>5469800
Aaaand it didn't pay off! He scatters the boarding team with his weapons fire!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yK54tTW4 Sun 20 Nov 2022 18:15:57 No.5469812 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5469798

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sun 20 Nov 2022 18:17:16 No.5469814 Report

Quoted By: >>5469820

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5469810
>>5469789
Do the sneak attack.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0BA9tuFv Sun 20 Nov 2022 18:23:58 No.5469819 Report

Quoted By: >>5469820

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5469810
Put away our health bar and try to snipe his missile launcher

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 18:27:38 No.5469820 Report

Quoted By: >>5469821 >>5469822 >>5469823

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5469814
>>5469819
Roll 1d100

+10 Stealth

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0BA9tuFv Sun 20 Nov 2022 18:28:29 No.5469821 Report

Quoted By: >>5469824 >>5469829

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5469820
Master marksman

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sun 20 Nov 2022 18:28:36 No.5469822 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5469820
Hello darkness, my old friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjEzcRLs Sun 20 Nov 2022 18:29:03 No.5469823 Report

Quoted By: >>5469824

Rolled 51 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>5469820
What the shit is this? Check the latest patch I think devs decided to buff this boss

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0BA9tuFv Sun 20 Nov 2022 18:30:12 No.5469824 Report

Quoted By: >>5469828

>>5469821
I stole OP's die when he wasn't looking
>>5469823
We did choose the red red path this time. The game knows.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sun 20 Nov 2022 18:33:01 No.5469828 Report

Quoted By:

>>5469824
The red path is the path to glory! We're about to not only save an Imperial station, but also steal a Rebel battleship. Imagine the amount of possible shenanigans we can have with this, pretending that we're a rebel fleet and then causing havoc in their ranks.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 18:33:48 No.5469829 Report

Quoted By: >>5469830 >>5469831 >>5469839

>>5469821
"WHAT THE FUCK"

He's distracted!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sun 20 Nov 2022 18:34:18 No.5469830 Report

Quoted By: >>5469848

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5469829
Now, pile on this motherfucker!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0BA9tuFv Sun 20 Nov 2022 18:34:41 No.5469831 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5469829
Toss a cable to a crewmate, run forward and trip it's legs!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZzEfxUyW Sun 20 Nov 2022 18:48:55 No.5469839 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5469829
Jump on top of the armor and try to shoot the guy inside

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 18:55:45 No.5469848 Report

Quoted By: >>5469849 >>5469855

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5469830
Roll 1d100

+30 bonus

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sun 20 Nov 2022 18:56:26 No.5469849 Report

Quoted By: >>5469854

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5469848
Ladies and gentlemen, we gottem!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 18:58:41 No.5469854 Report

Quoted By: >>5469862

>>5469849
Motherfucker definitely got piled on

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZzEfxUyW Sun 20 Nov 2022 18:59:15 No.5469855 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5469848
thats how imperials get it done

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sun 20 Nov 2022 19:07:39 No.5469862 Report

Quoted By: >>5469867

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5469854
He's on his last legs now, finish him!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 19:14:15 No.5469867 Report

Quoted By: >>5469869 >>5469870 >>5469874

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5469862
Roll 1d100 to finish him

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sun 20 Nov 2022 19:15:48 No.5469869 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5469867
Do not worry soldier, your skills will live on in service of the Empire as one of the Skeleton Elites!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yK54tTW4 Sun 20 Nov 2022 19:15:59 No.5469870 Report

Quoted By: >>5469874 >>5469878

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5469867
Let see who in the power suit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0BA9tuFv Sun 20 Nov 2022 19:21:57 No.5469874 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5469867
>>5469870
Unmask him like Scooby Doo

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 19:24:14 No.5469878 Report

Quoted By: >>5469881 >>5469885

>>5469870
"What are you waiting for, Imperial dog? Finish it"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sun 20 Nov 2022 19:26:10 No.5469881 Report

Quoted By: >>5469896

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5469878
Skeletize him, his combat prowess will serve us well.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZzEfxUyW Sun 20 Nov 2022 19:31:20 No.5469885 Report

Quoted By: >>5469887

>>5469878
"Is Imperial dog the only insult you know?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZzEfxUyW Sun 20 Nov 2022 19:32:23 No.5469887 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5469885
roll

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 19:43:24 No.5469896 Report

Quoted By: >>5469900 >>5469902 >>5469904 >>5469906

>>5469881
"Serving....the empire?......I'll pass"

OH MY GOD AGENT, A BOMB

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZzEfxUyW Sun 20 Nov 2022 19:46:13 No.5469900 Report

Quoted By: >>5469905

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5469896
Jump away as the explosion goes off just barely dodging it

It will look good on camera

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sun 20 Nov 2022 19:47:09 No.5469902 Report

Quoted By: >>5469905

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5469896
SOMEBODY SET US UP THE BOMB!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0BA9tuFv Sun 20 Nov 2022 19:48:54 No.5469904 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5469896
Kick the bomb out the normal window that's on a space ship for some reason

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 19:49:36 No.5469905 Report

Quoted By: >>5469907 >>5469909 >>5469910

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5469902
>>5469900
Roll 1d100

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K92K5sbQ Sun 20 Nov 2022 19:49:48 No.5469906 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5469896
Throw him along with the bomb at a group of approaching rebels

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjEzcRLs Sun 20 Nov 2022 19:50:32 No.5469907 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5469905
That's a fast hand

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sun 20 Nov 2022 19:52:02 No.5469909 Report

Quoted By: >>5469937

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5469905
Some days you just can't get rid off a bomb.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0BA9tuFv Sun 20 Nov 2022 19:59:07 No.5469910 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5469905
Intimidate the bomb from exploding

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sun 20 Nov 2022 20:24:44 No.5469937 Report

Quoted By: >>5471009 >>5471971

>>5469909
At the last moment, you did several backflips away from the explosion. Looking super cool

And OP gotta sleep now. See you all next thred. updates b here:

https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rnS+btQw Mon 21 Nov 2022 15:32:42 No.5471009 Report

Quoted By: >>5471971

>>5469937
I will urinate in your honor OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OFQ9Dj0b Tue 22 Nov 2022 11:22:09 No.5471971 Report

Quoted By:

>>5469937
>>5471009
I will also urinate. An entire jar of human excrement will await OP upon his return.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NAcvOsPf Tue 22 Nov 2022 19:18:56 No.5472376 Report

Quoted By:

Press u to pay urine

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NAcvOsPf Tue 22 Nov 2022 19:30:32 No.5472381 Report

Quoted By: >>5472385 >>5472387

Press p to pee for OP

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0BA9tuFv Tue 22 Nov 2022 19:46:48 No.5472385 Report

Quoted By:

>>5472381
p

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZzEfxUyW Tue 22 Nov 2022 19:47:36 No.5472387 Report

Quoted By: >>5472641

>>5472381
oui oui

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0BA9tuFv Tue 22 Nov 2022 23:37:01 No.5472641 Report

Quoted By:

>>5472387
pft,
wee wee

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:anjmH/lP Wed 23 Nov 2022 10:23:37 No.5473278 Report

Quoted By:

I have 2 full piss bottles, where is OP

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yyAgIndC Thu 24 Nov 2022 16:48:13 No.5474749 Report

Quoted By: >>5474762

When is bread?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Thu 24 Nov 2022 17:27:32 No.5474762 Report

Quoted By: >>5474767 >>5474914

>>5474749
Soon

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yyAgIndC Thu 24 Nov 2022 17:40:02 No.5474767 Report

Quoted By:

>>5474762
Oooh, very nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Thu 24 Nov 2022 21:33:59 No.5474914 Report

Quoted By: >>5474937 >>5475219

>>5474762
OP has a very deranged sense of time.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hT4GYMXu Thu 24 Nov 2022 22:15:30 No.5474937 Report

Quoted By:

>>5474914
If you think that's deranged, you should listen to his chinese operas

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:32lK9T2w Thu 24 Nov 2022 22:44:18 No.5474957 Report

Quoted By: >>5475219

>OP using 2nite again
Its not happening tonight

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l7lxu0wJ Fri 25 Nov 2022 03:37:35 No.5475219 Report

Quoted By: >>5475357

>>5474957
>>5474914
Fellas, cut him a bit of slack. He has to scrounge up funds for the thread budget.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hT4GYMXu Fri 25 Nov 2022 08:34:23 No.5475357 Report

Quoted By: >>5475360

>>5475219
Just tell him to shill for Russians on /k/, he can make up to 21,000 rubles ($1.50 USD) per post.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4G2qUNzl Fri 25 Nov 2022 08:36:32 No.5475360 Report

Quoted By: >>5475449

>>5475357
OP's busy shilling nigger porn on /hm/ for free to do that.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NAcvOsPf Fri 25 Nov 2022 13:11:38 No.5475449 Report

Quoted By:

>>5475360
OP is a jew?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 25 Nov 2022 16:14:27 No.5475554 Report

Quoted By: >>5475556 >>5475557

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ks2T4ABj Fri 25 Nov 2022 16:15:22 No.5475556 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5475554
oh cut

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a+taS3Cf Fri 25 Nov 2022 16:17:44 No.5475557 Report

Quoted By: >>5475558 >>5475561 >>5475598

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5475554
This is now Pita Bread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 25 Nov 2022 16:19:23 No.5475558 Report

Quoted By: >>5475559 >>5475561

>>5475557
With that roll it certianly is. We now take you live to the arabic version of space quest thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a+taS3Cf Fri 25 Nov 2022 16:21:04 No.5475559 Report

Quoted By:

>>5475558
Mashallah

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 25 Nov 2022 16:28:09 No.5475561 Report

Quoted By: >>5475564 >>5475568 >>5475571

>>5475557
>>5475558

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 25 Nov 2022 16:29:49 No.5475564 Report

Quoted By: >>5475568 >>5475575

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5475561
Space Debate Channel.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ks2T4ABj Fri 25 Nov 2022 16:31:56 No.5475568 Report

Quoted By: >>5475575

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>5475561
>>5475564
Debating against the Kingom

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a+taS3Cf Fri 25 Nov 2022 16:33:12 No.5475571 Report

Quoted By: >>5475575

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5475561
We must spread the word of our Emperor (peace be upon him) to the rebel kuffars, they will either die by our blade if they refuse or join our rightful cause to rescue the princess if they accept.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 25 Nov 2022 16:46:09 No.5475575 Report

Quoted By: >>5475577 >>5475578

>>5475571
>>5475568
>>5475564

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a+taS3Cf Fri 25 Nov 2022 16:47:37 No.5475577 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5475575
What does the rebel ambassador have to say to this?
I am hoping for a flying shoe-.. no.. a sandal.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 25 Nov 2022 16:48:15 No.5475578 Report

Quoted By: >>5475579 >>5475587

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5475575
'Marian might've been an anal retentive pervert and a madman, but unlike Shotasniffer he was a validly ordained successor to Lolisniffer'

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ks2T4ABj Fri 25 Nov 2022 16:50:54 No.5475579 Report

Quoted By: >>5475587

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5475578
MARIAN GET OFF THE FUCKING CAMERA

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 25 Nov 2022 17:04:56 No.5475587 Report

Quoted By: >>5475588 >>5475590

>>5475578
>>5475579

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 25 Nov 2022 17:06:33 No.5475588 Report

Quoted By: >>5475591

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5475587
Turn off the TV in the Weapon Control Room.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a+taS3Cf Fri 25 Nov 2022 17:10:45 No.5475590 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5475587
Time for your 4th prayer of the day!
>Roll out the praying mat.

Verification not required.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 25 Nov 2022 17:10:51 No.5475591 Report

Quoted By: >>5475593 >>5475598

>>5475588
Click

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 25 Nov 2022 17:12:00 No.5475593 Report

Quoted By: >>5475597

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5475591
Luke, status report on disabling the weapon systems?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 25 Nov 2022 17:27:12 No.5475597 Report

Quoted By: >>5475599 >>5475601 >>5475602

>>5475593
"All done"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tHQDy77U Fri 25 Nov 2022 17:28:12 No.5475598 Report

Quoted By: >>5475600

>>5475557
wasted roll, you need to become an hero
>>5475591
What are we supposed to watch now?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a+taS3Cf Fri 25 Nov 2022 17:28:23 No.5475599 Report

Quoted By: >>5475601

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5475597
Try to find and take the captain of the ship hostage.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a+taS3Cf Fri 25 Nov 2022 17:29:24 No.5475600 Report

Quoted By:

>>5475598
On it boss.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ks2T4ABj Fri 25 Nov 2022 17:31:03 No.5475601 Report

Quoted By: >>5475614

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5475597
>>5475599
Maybe we killed the captain

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yK54tTW4 Fri 25 Nov 2022 17:31:23 No.5475602 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5475597
Status on the result of the explosion?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 25 Nov 2022 17:44:45 No.5475614 Report

Quoted By: >>5475615 >>5475616

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5475601
Roll 1d100

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ks2T4ABj Fri 25 Nov 2022 17:45:02 No.5475615 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5475614

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 25 Nov 2022 17:45:47 No.5475616 Report

Quoted By: >>5475617 >>5475618

>>5475614

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 25 Nov 2022 17:46:44 No.5475617 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5475616
No time for anon shenanigans, the bridge must be secured next.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ks2T4ABj Fri 25 Nov 2022 17:47:14 No.5475618 Report

Quoted By: >>5475621

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5475616

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 25 Nov 2022 17:52:47 No.5475621 Report

Quoted By: >>5475622

>>5475618
The captain and the rest of the crew gotta be making a last stand on the bridge! Let's go

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 25 Nov 2022 17:55:10 No.5475622 Report

Quoted By: >>5475630

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5475621
Distraction time! Blow a hole in the door to the bridge as a diversion so the rebels won't be prepared for you blowing a hole in the wall of the bridge to flank them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 25 Nov 2022 18:05:50 No.5475630 Report

Quoted By: >>5475631 >>5475635

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5475622
Roll 1d100

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yK54tTW4 Fri 25 Nov 2022 18:06:35 No.5475631 Report

Quoted By: >>5475635 >>5475639

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5475630
Allah

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 25 Nov 2022 18:13:35 No.5475635 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5475630
>>5475631
He will it!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 25 Nov 2022 18:16:38 No.5475639 Report

Quoted By: >>5475643 >>5475644

>>5475631
"THEY'RE HERE!"

"OPEN FIRE!"

"KEEP IT U----OH SHIT"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ks2T4ABj Fri 25 Nov 2022 18:18:08 No.5475643 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5475639
PLAY THE SHOTASNIFFER MUSIC

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 25 Nov 2022 18:18:13 No.5475644 Report

Quoted By: >>5475647

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5475639
KNOCK KNOCK, REBEL SCUM! PREPARE TO DIE!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 25 Nov 2022 18:24:33 No.5475647 Report

Quoted By: >>5475648 >>5475649 >>5475650

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5475644
ROLL 1d100

The Rebel captain has +10 bonus

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ks2T4ABj Fri 25 Nov 2022 18:26:20 No.5475648 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5475647
he was dead before you got here, that's how good you were

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:32lK9T2w Fri 25 Nov 2022 18:26:26 No.5475649 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5475647
Git sum

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 25 Nov 2022 18:26:41 No.5475650 Report

Quoted By: >>5475662

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5475647
The rebel captain can suck this bonus.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 25 Nov 2022 18:41:54 No.5475662 Report

Quoted By: >>5475663

>>5475650
"FUCK YOU IMPERIAL SCUM! POSITRON CANNON, READY TO FI---"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ks2T4ABj Fri 25 Nov 2022 18:43:03 No.5475663 Report

Quoted By: >>5475665

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5475662
Sweet, new gun

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 25 Nov 2022 18:47:54 No.5475665 Report

Quoted By: >>5475666 >>5475667 >>5475669

>>5475663
"Damn you! I will haunt this gun and curse you to never get it working!" says the captain's ghost

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 25 Nov 2022 18:48:34 No.5475666 Report

Quoted By: >>5475668

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5475665
Ghosts aren't real. Now ressurect the captain so he can serve us with his hella cool gun.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ks2T4ABj Fri 25 Nov 2022 18:48:46 No.5475667 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5475665
Sweet, new haunted gun

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ks2T4ABj Fri 25 Nov 2022 18:49:52 No.5475668 Report

Quoted By:

>>5475666
he's headless though, hard to hear the sweet song of recruitment with no head

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:32lK9T2w Fri 25 Nov 2022 18:51:00 No.5475669 Report

Quoted By: >>5475673

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5475665
Have Luke outspook the ghost captain

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 25 Nov 2022 18:55:43 No.5475673 Report

Quoted By: >>5475674 >>5475678

>>5475669
[Unfathomable anguished screams of the dead]

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yK54tTW4 Fri 25 Nov 2022 19:00:00 No.5475674 Report

Quoted By: >>5475683

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5475673
Now spook him back to his headless body

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tHQDy77U Fri 25 Nov 2022 19:09:20 No.5475678 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5475673
Whip em out and take a group piss on the captain's corpse (no homo)

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 25 Nov 2022 19:15:55 No.5475683 Report

Quoted By: >>5475685 >>5475687

>>5475674

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjEzcRLs Fri 25 Nov 2022 19:18:46 No.5475685 Report

Quoted By: >>5475686

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5475683
Poke it

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 25 Nov 2022 19:21:10 No.5475686 Report

Quoted By: >>5475688 >>5475689

>>5475685

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 25 Nov 2022 19:21:12 No.5475687 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5475683
Ressurect him as a skeleton with an ethereal head. That'll make for a cool Battleship commander.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjEzcRLs Fri 25 Nov 2022 19:24:10 No.5475688 Report

Quoted By: >>5475689 >>5475690

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5475686
Alright, that's that, what loot did we get?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 25 Nov 2022 19:24:45 No.5475689 Report

Quoted By: >>5475690

>>5475688
>>5475686
Yeah, good question. How did our Medium ships and the station do while we were boarding?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 25 Nov 2022 19:25:56 No.5475690 Report

Quoted By: >>5475691 >>5475696

>>5475688
>>5475689
$8.99 to get the Battle Loot DLC

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 25 Nov 2022 19:26:26 No.5475691 Report

Quoted By: >>5475695

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5475690
Threaten OP with our new gun.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 25 Nov 2022 19:32:19 No.5475695 Report

Quoted By: >>5475697 >>5475698

>>5475691
$11.99 to get the Threaten OP DLC

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjEzcRLs Fri 25 Nov 2022 19:32:23 No.5475696 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5475690
What if I sell you OP? Sell you to the KPOP mines?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjEzcRLs Fri 25 Nov 2022 19:35:35 No.5475697 Report

Quoted By: >>5475700

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5475695
19.99 for Give OP Your Money DLC

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yK54tTW4 Fri 25 Nov 2022 19:35:52 No.5475698 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5475695
Screw that, pirate the DLC.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 25 Nov 2022 19:38:58 No.5475700 Report

Quoted By: >>5475702

>>5475697
Damn, I aint got the money. Oh well. Guess I'll just be keeping this loot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kjEzcRLs Fri 25 Nov 2022 19:39:52 No.5475702 Report

Quoted By: >>5475704

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5475700
Okay, how about this, we trade the DLC's

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 25 Nov 2022 19:45:22 No.5475704 Report

Quoted By: >>5475705 >>5475706

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5475702
Very well

Roll 1d100

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yK54tTW4 Fri 25 Nov 2022 19:45:41 No.5475705 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5475704

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 25 Nov 2022 19:46:03 No.5475706 Report

Quoted By: >>5475709

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5475704
The loot is ours!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 25 Nov 2022 20:00:18 No.5475709 Report

Quoted By: >>5475710 >>5475713

>>5475706
Huzzah! The space station is saved and the rebel squadron is broken! You've commandeered their command ship while the rest of your fleet took out the rest of the rebels!

As long as nothing waaaacky happens, like the rebels sending in a reinforcement squad, we can chalk this up as a successful mission

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 25 Nov 2022 20:02:34 No.5475710 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5475709
Very successful mission. Hail the station.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a+taS3Cf Fri 25 Nov 2022 20:03:44 No.5475713 Report

Quoted By: >>5475714

>>5475709
The ship bumps into something invisible

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a+taS3Cf Fri 25 Nov 2022 20:04:46 No.5475714 Report

Quoted By: >>5475716

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5475713
I hate myself

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 25 Nov 2022 20:15:41 No.5475716 Report

Quoted By: >>5475717 >>5475723

>>5475714
Anon has successfully hate himself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a+taS3Cf Fri 25 Nov 2022 20:17:29 No.5475717 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5475716
The mirror destroys Anon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 25 Nov 2022 20:22:08 No.5475723 Report

Quoted By: >>5475728

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5475716
Call the station.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 25 Nov 2022 20:24:53 No.5475728 Report

Quoted By: >>5475729 >>5475731 >>5475739

>>5475723

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a+taS3Cf Fri 25 Nov 2022 20:25:52 No.5475729 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5475728
A fat officer eating a donut shaped treat is answering the call

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 25 Nov 2022 20:26:18 No.5475731 Report

Quoted By: >>5475746

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5475728
Station Command, this is Imperial Operative N.O-N.A.M.E. Status report on Station integrity, over.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NAcvOsPf Fri 25 Nov 2022 20:40:06 No.5475739 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5475728
WAZAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 25 Nov 2022 20:48:29 No.5475746 Report

Quoted By: >>5475751 >>5475754

>>5475731
"Operative No Name, this is Station Command. The station holds. Integrity is at 90%. This sector is now secured"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ks2T4ABj Fri 25 Nov 2022 20:51:53 No.5475751 Report

Quoted By: >>5475752 >>5475758

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5475746
As mandated, the victory theme will play.
POP IDOL MUSIC

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a+taS3Cf Fri 25 Nov 2022 20:52:34 No.5475752 Report

Quoted By: >>5475756 >>5475758

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5475751
No, it's an anime opening

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GKNH5c7D Fri 25 Nov 2022 20:53:28 No.5475754 Report

Quoted By: >>5475757

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5475746
Very good. We need some time to refit this captured ship, me and my field agents will be coming aboard until the work is done.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ks2T4ABj Fri 25 Nov 2022 20:54:08 No.5475756 Report

Quoted By:

>>5475752
Those are usually sung by idols

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 25 Nov 2022 20:55:14 No.5475757 Report

Quoted By: >>5475758

>>5475754
"Of course, agent. We shall assist in anyway we can"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ks2T4ABj Fri 25 Nov 2022 20:55:42 No.5475758 Report

Quoted By: >>5475764

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5475757
>>5475751
>>5475752

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 25 Nov 2022 21:01:54 No.5475764 Report

Quoted By: >>5475766 >>5475768

>>5475758
Ah. Victory

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ks2T4ABj Fri 25 Nov 2022 21:03:35 No.5475766 Report

Quoted By: >>5475774

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5475764
"WHY DOES IT HAS TO BE ANOTHER SHOTASNIFFER SONG"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GKNH5c7D Fri 25 Nov 2022 21:06:29 No.5475768 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5475764
Dock with the station. Time to see if this is some sort of imperial secret research installation.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 25 Nov 2022 21:10:09 No.5475774 Report

Quoted By: >>5475777 >>5475782

>>5475766
Who said that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ks2T4ABj Fri 25 Nov 2022 21:12:00 No.5475777 Report

Quoted By: >>5475786 >>5475810

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5475774
Clearly the women, jealous bitches they are

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7ruXBEaE Fri 25 Nov 2022 21:14:21 No.5475782 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5475774
Witch found our megaphone, GET HER

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NAcvOsPf Fri 25 Nov 2022 21:16:28 No.5475786 Report

Quoted By: >>5475818

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5475777
Haha you funny man, there's only skeletons in our crew

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 25 Nov 2022 21:31:57 No.5475810 Report

Quoted By: >>5475814 >>5475818 >>5475820

>>5475777
impossibru

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ks2T4ABj Fri 25 Nov 2022 21:36:50 No.5475814 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5475810
Yeah clearly there is a spy who hates Shotasniffer's voice. He must be found and killed for the glory of Shot- I MEAN THE EMPIRE.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yK54tTW4 Fri 25 Nov 2022 21:39:17 No.5475818 Report

Quoted By: >>5475826

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5475810
>>5475786

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GKNH5c7D Fri 25 Nov 2022 21:39:43 No.5475820 Report

Quoted By: >>5475839

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5475810
Ignore bitches, land on the station

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 25 Nov 2022 21:42:32 No.5475826 Report

Quoted By: >>5475830 >>5475839 >>5475845

>>5475818
But the dragon witch is a lady. And there are also skele ladies.

Hell, YOU could be a lady yourself. Who knows.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ks2T4ABj Fri 25 Nov 2022 21:44:43 No.5475830 Report

Quoted By: >>5475849

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5475826
"No, you are clearly a man. Only men get affected by the sir-"
"DON'T TALK ABOUT OUR GODDESS LIKE THAT."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GKNH5c7D Fri 25 Nov 2022 21:49:19 No.5475839 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5475826
>>5475820
Stop this retardation and land on the station, plz.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7ruXBEaE Fri 25 Nov 2022 21:52:07 No.5475845 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5475826
Ridiculous. Women don't have balls the size of Jupiter and a 10inch penis like No Name.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 25 Nov 2022 21:54:10 No.5475849 Report

Quoted By: >>5475852 >>5475853 >>5475890

>>5475830
Repent, sinnerrrrr

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7ruXBEaE Fri 25 Nov 2022 21:55:24 No.5475852 Report

Quoted By: >>5475874

Rolled 798 (1d999)

>>5475849
BONK THE HEATHEN

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ks2T4ABj Fri 25 Nov 2022 21:55:28 No.5475853 Report

Quoted By: >>5475874

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5475849
Just land already, we'll find that guy who hates Shotasniffer

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 25 Nov 2022 22:11:28 No.5475874 Report

Quoted By: >>5476094 >>5476462

>>5475852
>>5475853
With that done...OP Gotta sleep now. shieeet it's 5 AM. We'll continue later. whenever that is.

updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NAcvOsPf Fri 25 Nov 2022 22:16:12 No.5475890 Report

Quoted By: >>5476319 >>5476462

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5475849
She's so cute when she jelly

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tHQDy77U Sat 26 Nov 2022 01:08:08 No.5476094 Report

Quoted By:

>>5475874
p

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l7lxu0wJ Sat 26 Nov 2022 05:36:44 No.5476319 Report

Quoted By: >>5477295

>>5475890
He harbors positive sentiments for the heathen! Get that anon!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/w2hvbo2 Sat 26 Nov 2022 09:08:09 No.5476462 Report

Quoted By: >>5477295

>>5475874
Based
>>5475890
Cringe!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NAcvOsPf Sun 27 Nov 2022 00:57:22 No.5477295 Report

Quoted By: >>5477507

>>5476319
SHES CUTE. YOULL NEVER CATCH ME
>>5476462
AND YOUR CRINGE

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:c6pFsztA Sun 27 Nov 2022 03:07:54 No.5477507 Report

Quoted By:

>>5477295
No u

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NrL/1FWd Thu 01 Dec 2022 18:25:19 No.5482173 Report

Quoted By: >>5482211 >>5482294

IT'S TOMORROW WHERE'S THE THREAD OP?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Thu 01 Dec 2022 19:19:44 No.5482211 Report

Quoted By: >>5482268 >>5482307

>>5482173
in like 8 hours or something

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+jqgAnrG Thu 01 Dec 2022 20:23:57 No.5482252 Report

Quoted By:

OPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Kvah5UQ3 Thu 01 Dec 2022 20:57:49 No.5482268 Report

Quoted By:

>>5482211
Bro I'll be dead tomorrow

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZzEfxUyW Thu 01 Dec 2022 21:21:23 No.5482294 Report

Quoted By:

>>5482173
actually I think it's today. Tomorrow is Tomorrow

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yA2GbBnv Thu 01 Dec 2022 21:36:56 No.5482307 Report

Quoted By:

>>5482211
But that’s tomorrow tomorrow

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 03:53:21 No.5482619 Report

Quoted By: >>5482622 >>5482625

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 02 Dec 2022 03:57:10 No.5482622 Report

Quoted By: >>5482634

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5482619
Bread Knife

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yK54tTW4 Fri 02 Dec 2022 04:00:48 No.5482625 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5482619
Cut the bread with Bread Knife

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 04:14:37 No.5482634 Report

Quoted By: >>5482635

>>5482622

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 02 Dec 2022 04:15:08 No.5482635 Report

Quoted By: >>5482639

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5482634
Battle to the death!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 04:22:32 No.5482639 Report

Quoted By: >>5482640

>>5482635

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 02 Dec 2022 04:22:53 No.5482640 Report

Quoted By: >>5482650

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5482639
FIGHT!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 04:29:14 No.5482650 Report

Quoted By: >>5482652

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5482640
Roll 1d100 for bread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 02 Dec 2022 04:29:38 No.5482652 Report

Quoted By: >>5482653

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5482650
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 04:31:07 No.5482653 Report

Quoted By: >>5482654 >>5482656 >>5482657

>>5482652

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NrL/1FWd Fri 02 Dec 2022 04:31:38 No.5482654 Report

Quoted By:

>>5482653
OH N-

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FnBbZV2n Fri 02 Dec 2022 04:32:14 No.5482656 Report

Quoted By: >>5482659

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5482653
Mourn the loss of bread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 02 Dec 2022 04:32:16 No.5482657 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5482653
Back to Agent No Name. We've just landed at the station with only minor bonkings of the crew.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 04:38:01 No.5482659 Report

Quoted By: >>5482661

>>5482656

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FnBbZV2n Fri 02 Dec 2022 04:40:51 No.5482661 Report

Quoted By: >>5482668

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5482659
Agent No Name will keep a slice of the bread in honor of a brother lost, it'll remind him of better times.

Also back to the landing

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 04:48:36 No.5482668 Report

Quoted By: >>5482670 >>5482671

>>5482661
Entering the base

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FnBbZV2n Fri 02 Dec 2022 04:51:04 No.5482670 Report

Quoted By: >>5482673

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5482668
Be showered with gratitude and appreciation upon entering the base

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KlLrZvqH Fri 02 Dec 2022 04:52:09 No.5482671 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5482668
do they have loot for the super important mission?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 04:54:59 No.5482673 Report

Quoted By: >>5482674 >>5482676

>>5482670
"Ay thanks man, gimme five"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KlLrZvqH Fri 02 Dec 2022 04:56:42 No.5482674 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5482673
Give him a 5 credit bill for his clever remark and continue on our way

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FnBbZV2n Fri 02 Dec 2022 04:58:06 No.5482676 Report

Quoted By: >>5482682

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5482673
Where is the reception party? We need confetti, a band and a whole crowd cheering for their saviors

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 05:02:34 No.5482682 Report

Quoted By: >>5482688

>>5482676
"Oh right. Empire protocol dictates that gratitude and appreciation means you get this coupon. Redeemable at any Empire Burger location"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FnBbZV2n Fri 02 Dec 2022 05:07:41 No.5482688 Report

Quoted By: >>5482694

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5482682
Jackpot. Soon we will dine like kings.

Ask if they have an Empire Burger here in the station, might as well do something critically important while we wait.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 05:11:52 No.5482694 Report

Quoted By: >>5482697

>>5482688
"Sure,just use the Station Transport Vehicle"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FnBbZV2n Fri 02 Dec 2022 05:14:24 No.5482697 Report

Quoted By: >>5482701

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5482694
Give him his well earned high five and hop into the mighty vehicle.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 05:23:10 No.5482701 Report

Quoted By: >>5482707 >>5482708

>>5482697

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1cZBDdR5 Fri 02 Dec 2022 05:26:57 No.5482707 Report

Quoted By: >>5482714

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5482701
Empire Burger - where every bite reminds you of killing rebels

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FnBbZV2n Fri 02 Dec 2022 05:27:37 No.5482708 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5482701
Wait, are the others not interested in Empire Burger?
Whatever, their loss. Arrive at Empire Burger with hopefully no mishaps

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 05:38:34 No.5482714 Report

Quoted By: >>5482715 >>5482716 >>5482717

>>5482707
Sure hope nothing goes wrong while you eeeat.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NrL/1FWd Fri 02 Dec 2022 05:39:28 No.5482715 Report

Quoted By: >>5482721

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5482714
Hrgnngg, burger

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FnBbZV2n Fri 02 Dec 2022 05:39:49 No.5482716 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5482714
Just push the damn burger against your faceless visage.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KlLrZvqH Fri 02 Dec 2022 05:40:29 No.5482717 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5482714
why would it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 05:43:37 No.5482721 Report

Quoted By: >>5482724 >>5482726 >>5482727 >>5482729

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5482715
Complete with a Large Cup of Empire Soda and Large Empire Fries.

Roll 1d100 so that no shenanigans happen while you eat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NrL/1FWd Fri 02 Dec 2022 05:44:36 No.5482724 Report

Quoted By: >>5482736

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5482721
Hmmmmmmmmmmm

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FnBbZV2n Fri 02 Dec 2022 05:44:50 No.5482726 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5482721
Oh god please let us destroy that meal undisturbed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:22/etP+8 Fri 02 Dec 2022 05:44:58 No.5482727 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5482721
Nothing bad will happen, dice rigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1cZBDdR5 Fri 02 Dec 2022 05:45:46 No.5482729 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5482721
Uh.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 05:58:23 No.5482736 Report

Quoted By: >>5482740 >>5482741 >>5482743 >>5482753

>>5482724
Oh no. Shenanigans! What could it beeee

A. A rebel infiltrator slaps your burger out of your hand
B. Your meal fucking explodes
C. THe burger's a bit dry

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FnBbZV2n Fri 02 Dec 2022 06:00:25 No.5482740 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5482736
It's OP! Take the shot!
Don't let him ruin this for us

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NrL/1FWd Fri 02 Dec 2022 06:01:47 No.5482741 Report

Quoted By: >>5482752 >>5482753

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5482736
C.
We really should've gotten an EmpRib as this is the final farewell tour before they load a bulk freighter full of them alongside all records of the recipe and warped them into some unknown time in the future for another generation to enjoy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1cZBDdR5 Fri 02 Dec 2022 06:02:34 No.5482743 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>5482736
DRY MEAT, WHO GIVES DRY MEAT.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 06:14:13 No.5482752 Report

Quoted By: >>5482758

>>5482741
Damnit. THis is all your fault. You should have gotten a succulent EmpRib for your dinners. The delectable EmpRib, with its juicy Ribs, grilled to perfection, topped off by the mouth watering tangy Empire Sauce, served in a piping hot Empire Bun. Now you are too late. You can't get any. It is all your fault.

You will have to live with this to the end of your days

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:22/etP+8 Fri 02 Dec 2022 06:15:05 No.5482753 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5482741
>>5482736
This is an outrage, I demand to see the chef!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FnBbZV2n Fri 02 Dec 2022 06:17:01 No.5482758 Report

Quoted By: >>5482764

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5482752
But what if... you find the creator or someone who knows of the EmpRib and employ them as your chef?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 06:28:56 No.5482764 Report

Quoted By: >>5482766 >>5482771 >>5482776 >>5482777

>>5482758
BUt what if he's dead

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FnBbZV2n Fri 02 Dec 2022 06:29:45 No.5482766 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5482764
Name your price.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1cZBDdR5 Fri 02 Dec 2022 06:31:26 No.5482771 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5482764
He can't be dead, the EmpRib recipe must be secured

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:22/etP+8 Fri 02 Dec 2022 06:35:05 No.5482776 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5482764
We must secure the existence of the EmpRib and a future for Empire Burger

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KlLrZvqH Fri 02 Dec 2022 06:35:08 No.5482777 Report

Quoted By: >>5482780 >>5482783

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5482764
just cope with the EmpFries

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:22/etP+8 Fri 02 Dec 2022 06:36:47 No.5482780 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5482777
Checked and nice roll. The Empire Fries are very good indeed, maybe the best there is.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 06:38:54 No.5482783 Report

Quoted By: >>5482785 >>5482786

>>5482777
"...is he...sobbing?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1cZBDdR5 Fri 02 Dec 2022 06:40:52 No.5482785 Report

Quoted By: >>5482787

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>5482783
"Oh, another EmpRib mourner"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:22/etP+8 Fri 02 Dec 2022 06:41:47 No.5482786 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5482783
The Guards sympathize, they too feel the loss of the EmpRib. Manly tears are shed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 06:43:21 No.5482787 Report

Quoted By: >>5482788 >>5482795

>>5482785
"I get it tho. The EmpRib. Such a shame. THe few months when it was available, best time of my life"

"....Eh it's not that great"

"You are no longer invited to poker night"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:22/etP+8 Fri 02 Dec 2022 06:46:21 No.5482788 Report

Quoted By: >>5482801

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5482787
Right, pull yourself together No Name. We can't mourn forever, we have a princess to save. Maybe this station has some experinental weapons we can equip our fleet with?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/ZuiiiKS Fri 02 Dec 2022 06:50:38 No.5482795 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5482787
Experimental weapons to lift our mood -time!
Can't believe you faggots didn't kill any rebels yet. It's been THREE HOURS.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 07:01:37 No.5482801 Report

Quoted By: >>5482807 >>5482810 >>5482811

>>5482788
That's right, time to go ask Station command for anything that can help you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/ZuiiiKS Fri 02 Dec 2022 07:11:48 No.5482807 Report

Quoted By:

>>5482801
Chest-mounted Plasma Disintegrator (goes into ribcage)!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1cZBDdR5 Fri 02 Dec 2022 07:12:41 No.5482810 Report

Quoted By: >>5482817

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5482801
Everyone is already there at station command

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:22/etP+8 Fri 02 Dec 2022 07:12:51 No.5482811 Report

Quoted By:

>>5482801
To the Station Control Center, maybe they do guided tours?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 07:19:58 No.5482817 Report

Quoted By: >>5482821 >>5482824

>>5482810
Huh, wonder what they're discussing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y9Jy4rd6 Fri 02 Dec 2022 07:23:51 No.5482821 Report

Quoted By: >>5482824

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5482817
Shotasniffer obviously.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/ZuiiiKS Fri 02 Dec 2022 07:28:50 No.5482824 Report

Quoted By: >>5482827

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5482817
this >>5482821

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 07:32:51 No.5482827 Report

Quoted By: >>5482830 >>5482832

>>5482824
"So....Luke....Help a homie out and score us some tickets, eh?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:22/etP+8 Fri 02 Dec 2022 07:35:19 No.5482830 Report

Quoted By: >>5482834

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5482827
Luke's not having a good time right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/ZuiiiKS Fri 02 Dec 2022 07:36:20 No.5482832 Report

Quoted By:

>>5482827
He says yes because we maxed out our Speech.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 07:40:17 No.5482834 Report

Quoted By: >>5482835 >>5482837

>>5482830
He's disassociating! What is he dreaming about?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/ZuiiiKS Fri 02 Dec 2022 07:41:41 No.5482835 Report

Quoted By: >>5482839

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5482834
Helping Agent NN get the tickets!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:22/etP+8 Fri 02 Dec 2022 07:44:22 No.5482837 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5482834
The good old days of Skeleton Island 1.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 07:46:11 No.5482839 Report

Quoted By: >>5482844 >>5482846 >>5482849

>>5482835
Bad Agent! Stop using suggestions to influence people's thoughts!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/ZuiiiKS Fri 02 Dec 2022 07:49:21 No.5482844 Report

Quoted By: >>5482847

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5482839
ShutupShutupShutup
Keep at it until he breaks!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1cZBDdR5 Fri 02 Dec 2022 07:52:15 No.5482846 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5482839
He's dreaming about meat

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 07:52:44 No.5482847 Report

Quoted By: >>5482851 >>5482852

>>5482844
Yes...He's buying the tickets!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:22/etP+8 Fri 02 Dec 2022 07:53:24 No.5482849 Report

Quoted By: >>5482852

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5482839
We are back in tranquility, before Lilly forced you to join team Blue and you could grill all you'd like.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/ZuiiiKS Fri 02 Dec 2022 07:54:26 No.5482851 Report

Quoted By: >>5482856

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5482847
Alright, the seed has been sown. Lat's approach him now, CASUALLY

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:22/etP+8 Fri 02 Dec 2022 07:54:26 No.5482852 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5482849
>>5482847
Force these hostile thoughts out, think about the grill!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 08:10:21 No.5482856 Report

Quoted By: >>5482857 >>5482859

>>5482851
But wait, what's this?!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5DoAof9K Fri 02 Dec 2022 08:12:09 No.5482857 Report

Quoted By: >>5482861

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5482856
FOCUS
Kill the evil perpetrator and grab the dream tickets!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1cZBDdR5 Fri 02 Dec 2022 08:14:42 No.5482859 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5482856
It's the grill, telling you to stay loyal to the Meat!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 08:15:16 No.5482861 Report

Quoted By: >>5482863 >>5482866

>>5482857
Wait, who's this?! Why's he listening to her?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:22/etP+8 Fri 02 Dec 2022 08:16:13 No.5482863 Report

Quoted By: >>5482868

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5482861
It's time to grill.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1cZBDdR5 Fri 02 Dec 2022 08:20:04 No.5482866 Report

Quoted By: >>5482871

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5482861
"Don't flirt with women. Also get Lilly back or you will feel the back of my axe."

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 08:20:29 No.5482868 Report

Quoted By: >>5482869 >>5482871

>>5482863
"Good boy"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:22/etP+8 Fri 02 Dec 2022 08:22:51 No.5482869 Report

Quoted By: >>5482871 >>5482877

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5482868
Grilling is nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1cZBDdR5 Fri 02 Dec 2022 08:27:59 No.5482871 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5482868
>>5482869
>>5482866

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 08:38:54 No.5482877 Report

Quoted By: >>5482883 >>5482885

>>5482869
"That's right Luke. Calm yourself."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:22/etP+8 Fri 02 Dec 2022 08:42:42 No.5482883 Report

Quoted By: >>5482886

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5482877
Luke is ripped out of his dream grilling due to the plot advancing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1cZBDdR5 Fri 02 Dec 2022 08:49:01 No.5482885 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5482877
Luke is suddenly interrupted by vegan thoughts

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 08:49:37 No.5482886 Report

Quoted By: >>5482888

>>5482883
"Hmmm? Huh? Yes?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:22/etP+8 Fri 02 Dec 2022 08:51:16 No.5482888 Report

Quoted By: >>5482894

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5482886
The Station Commander was just telling us about the secret weapons research that is being conducted here.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 08:59:29 No.5482894 Report

Quoted By: >>5482895 >>5482896

>>5482888
"AH, oh yes. Of course. Please. Continue"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y9Jy4rd6 Fri 02 Dec 2022 09:00:09 No.5482895 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5482894
See if we can get into that secret weapons research stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1cZBDdR5 Fri 02 Dec 2022 09:03:52 No.5482896 Report

Quoted By: >>5482900

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5482894
How secret are the weapons

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 09:11:32 No.5482900 Report

Quoted By: >>5482903

>>5482896
"Oh, the only people who know about this research are this bases' personnel. Top of Empire Command and everyone in this room right now. The rebels didn't even attack us because of our research. They just thought this was a regular outpost"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1cZBDdR5 Fri 02 Dec 2022 09:17:52 No.5482903 Report

Quoted By: >>5482906

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5482900
"Also because it's literally within distance of Lilly's concert. We think they wanted to clear the area."

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 09:31:49 No.5482906 Report

Quoted By: >>5482909

>>5482903
"Excuse me?"

"Yeah, we got intel from the rebels that they're clearing out the surrounding sectors to make space for their concert"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1cZBDdR5 Fri 02 Dec 2022 09:38:26 No.5482909 Report

Quoted By: >>5482912

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5482906
We predict that the concert would turn even the most fervent Empire supporter into a monster who only thinks of "slaughter", "murder" and "Lilly".
For someone reason most of the men want to deploy the secret weapon now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 09:46:40 No.5482912 Report

Quoted By: >>5482914 >>5482916

>>5482909
"WE MUST STRIKE FIRST!"

"DEATH TO THE HERETICS!"

"HOW DARE THEY TRY TO MOVE INTO SHOTASNIFFER'S TURF!"

"DOWN WITH THE PRETENDER IDOL!"

"I dunno guys...Lilly got some banger tracks"

"....CRUCIFY HIM!"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:22/etP+8 Fri 02 Dec 2022 09:49:29 No.5482914 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5482912
We are in fact on our way to disrupt that very same concert before it can start. 'That' weapon would be very useful to us.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1cZBDdR5 Fri 02 Dec 2022 09:50:30 No.5482916 Report

Quoted By: >>5482921

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5482912
Unfortunately, we know Lilly is Shotasniffer's sister, so attacking her would make Shotasniffer destroy every single trace of our existence.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 10:00:32 No.5482921 Report

Quoted By: >>5482923 >>5483356

>>5482916
And that means no more concerts. No more enjoying your limited edition Shotasniffer merch.

How terrifying

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1cZBDdR5 Fri 02 Dec 2022 10:05:25 No.5482923 Report

Quoted By: >>5482925

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>5482921
"Are they so brainwashed that they care more about not hearing about Shotasniffer anymore than the destruction of their empire?"
"Yes. Which is why high command is mostly made up of women."

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 10:13:14 No.5482925 Report

Quoted By: >>5482926 >>5482927

>>5482923
"...Huh....Ooooh. So that's why all the base commanders and higher ups are all women. I thought it was just a coincidence"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:22/etP+8 Fri 02 Dec 2022 10:15:15 No.5482926 Report

Quoted By: >>5482927 >>5482929

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5482925
We're on a tight schedule, please show us the weapon so we can be off to stop the concert.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1cZBDdR5 Fri 02 Dec 2022 10:19:09 No.5482927 Report

Quoted By: >>5482929

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5482925
>>5482926
What's the weapon already, we want to kill all the Lilly fa- I mean save the empire.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 10:25:01 No.5482929 Report

Quoted By: >>5482930 >>5482931 >>5482935 >>5482938

>>5482926
>>5482927
"Yeah. Brainwashed by my older sister aside. We still need to stop the concert and get my younger sister back. Lead the way to the weapon, please"

"Very well, follow me, gentlemen"

What will the weapon be?

Roll 2d100. First one is for pickings. Second is gacha result:
Odds: Experimental Empire Super Mecha that's fitted with more weapons than 3 battleships combined
Evens: A big ass gun that can be fitted at the front of a battleship. Definitely not a rip off of the Wave Motion Gun from Space Battleship Yamato
Tens: Gravity Field Controller that allows the ship it's equipped with to control meteors
1 or 100: Free pick

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:22/etP+8 Fri 02 Dec 2022 10:29:17 No.5482930 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 49, 10 = 59 (2d100)

>>5482929
Hmmmmmmm.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y9Jy4rd6 Fri 02 Dec 2022 10:29:42 No.5482931 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 22, 4 = 26 (2d100)

>>5482929
supermecha NOT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1cZBDdR5 Fri 02 Dec 2022 10:35:04 No.5482935 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 27, 49 = 76 (2d100)

>>5482929

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yK54tTW4 Fri 02 Dec 2022 10:40:11 No.5482938 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 82, 79 = 161 (2d100)

>>5482929

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 10:45:25 No.5482941 Report

Quoted By: >>5482945

Oh shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1cZBDdR5 Fri 02 Dec 2022 10:51:08 No.5482945 Report

Quoted By: >>5482952

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5482941
None of us are good mech pilots though

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 11:02:18 No.5482952 Report

Quoted By: >>5482959 >>5482960 >>5482961

>>5482945
"I got experience being a co-pilot with my brother"

"I sat in a mech cockpit once, does that count"

"mechs are gay"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y9Jy4rd6 Fri 02 Dec 2022 11:10:07 No.5482959 Report

Quoted By: >>5482960

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5482952
Looks like Joseph knows what he's doing
but maybe its got four seats and it combines like voltron

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1cZBDdR5 Fri 02 Dec 2022 11:13:02 No.5482960 Report

Quoted By: >>5482964

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5482952
>>5482959
Everyone knows Voltron is a 5-seater and there are only 4 of us.
DO NOT COUNT THE DRUNKS

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:22/etP+8 Fri 02 Dec 2022 11:13:48 No.5482961 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5482952
Conveniently the station has a simulator to train pilots for this mech. Joseph can train in it while we check on the captured ship.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 11:17:18 No.5482964 Report

Quoted By: >>5482965 >>5482966 >>5482968

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5482960
"Hmmm, yes, well..."

Roll 1d100

If you beat my roll, then you can decide if the mech is a one-seater or 4-seater. Or any combination thereof

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:22/etP+8 Fri 02 Dec 2022 11:17:49 No.5482965 Report

Quoted By: >>5482966 >>5482968 >>5482971

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5482964
Hmmm.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y9Jy4rd6 Fri 02 Dec 2022 11:18:39 No.5482966 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5482964
>>5482965
FOUR SEATER BROS

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1cZBDdR5 Fri 02 Dec 2022 11:21:01 No.5482968 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5482964
>>5482965
It's actually a 8 seater

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 11:26:52 No.5482971 Report

Quoted By: >>5482974 >>5482976

>>5482965
Alright anon, how many seats do you want to mech to have?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1cZBDdR5 Fri 02 Dec 2022 11:30:16 No.5482974 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5482971
Enough to seat all the unique party members
Also the base commander, since it's her project

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:22/etP+8 Fri 02 Dec 2022 11:30:25 No.5482976 Report

Quoted By: >>5482983

>>5482971
It's a two seater. The main pilots control movement and can use the Hexmagic Sword and Shield, while the Co-pilot is in charge of defensive and ranged weapons.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 11:35:59 No.5482983 Report

Quoted By: >>5482985

>>5482976
"...it's a 2-seater. One pilot controls movement and the main offensive melee weapons, while the other controls the ranged and defensive options. Now, follow me to the underground hangar"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:22/etP+8 Fri 02 Dec 2022 11:39:43 No.5482985 Report

Quoted By: >>5482991

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5482983
To the secret lab!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 11:46:56 No.5482991 Report

Quoted By: >>5482992 >>5482993 >>5482994 >>5482995 >>5482999

>>5482985
"Hey, what do you guys think the mech would look like?"

"I dunno. A giant dude I guess"

"Hope it's a dragon"

"Of course that's what you're expecting, dragonfucker"

"Simp"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yK54tTW4 Fri 02 Dec 2022 11:49:20 No.5482992 Report

Quoted By: >>5482994

>>5482991
Let see what the mech look like and the labs also.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y9Jy4rd6 Fri 02 Dec 2022 11:49:39 No.5482993 Report

Quoted By: >>5482994 >>5483002

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5482991
SHOW US THE OPTIONS, OP
and hopefully give us choices like the ship selection

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Fri 02 Dec 2022 11:50:28 No.5482994 Report

Quoted By: >>5483002

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5482991
>>5482992
>>5482993
Maybe it's beer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:22/etP+8 Fri 02 Dec 2022 11:50:39 No.5482995 Report

Quoted By: >>5483002

>>5482991
The mech is cleverly disguised as a really big tank.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FnBbZV2n Fri 02 Dec 2022 12:06:09 No.5482999 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5482991
Totally not a gundam

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 12:13:27 No.5483002 Report

Quoted By: >>5483003 >>5483004 >>5483005

>>5482995
>>5482994
>>5482993

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y9Jy4rd6 Fri 02 Dec 2022 12:14:14 No.5483003 Report

Quoted By: >>5483004 >>5483005

>>5483002
check the bottom right for that semi transparent mystery box option

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y9Jy4rd6 Fri 02 Dec 2022 12:15:23 No.5483004 Report

Quoted By: >>5483012

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5483002
>>5483003

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:22/etP+8 Fri 02 Dec 2022 12:16:32 No.5483005 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5483003
>>5483002
...but I like the tank though

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 12:40:58 No.5483012 Report

Quoted By: >>5483014 >>5483016

>>5483004

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y9Jy4rd6 Fri 02 Dec 2022 12:42:52 No.5483014 Report

Quoted By: >>5483015 >>5483018

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5483012
why do you have more mystery boxes, OP
show it all

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:22/etP+8 Fri 02 Dec 2022 12:44:55 No.5483015 Report

Quoted By: >>5483018

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5483014
It's to stall for time, just like how Dragonball has 17 episodes of filler per fight scene.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FnBbZV2n Fri 02 Dec 2022 12:48:18 No.5483016 Report

Quoted By: >>5483017 >>5483018

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5483012
Additionaly, a very clunky stompy-stompy battletech-like mech that makes any clanner and spheroid want to spend all their savings on it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FnBbZV2n Fri 02 Dec 2022 12:49:20 No.5483017 Report

Quoted By:

>>5483016
guh-

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 12:56:35 No.5483018 Report

Quoted By: >>5483021 >>5483022

>>5483014
>>5483015
>>5483016
OP lives inside the filler time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:22/etP+8 Fri 02 Dec 2022 12:58:34 No.5483021 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5483018
Mecha Tank, lets go!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FnBbZV2n Fri 02 Dec 2022 12:59:17 No.5483022 Report

Quoted By: >>5483028

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5483018
CLUUUUNK
Take the bottom left mech, also add the empire flag to it, paintjob and all OORA like

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 13:09:50 No.5483028 Report

Quoted By: >>5483029

>>5483022
Are you suuuure

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FnBbZV2n Fri 02 Dec 2022 13:11:01 No.5483029 Report

Quoted By: >>5483031

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5483028
Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes
It can transform into the tank version as a compromise for yellow anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 13:19:06 No.5483031 Report

Quoted By: >>5483032

>>5483029
Sure

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FnBbZV2n Fri 02 Dec 2022 13:20:28 No.5483032 Report

Quoted By: >>5483035

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5483031
So menacing and cool, please be impressed crowd

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 13:25:29 No.5483035 Report

Quoted By: >>5483043 >>5483046

>>5483032

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 02 Dec 2022 13:32:48 No.5483043 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5483035
Truly a machine worthy of the Empire.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FnBbZV2n Fri 02 Dec 2022 13:36:50 No.5483046 Report

Quoted By: >>5483048

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>5483035
Yaay
[Enter Name Here] features an endoskeleton which supports most of the weight of the mech, which is wrapped around with muscle-like bundles of metal that can contract and move the mech like a person, making it deceptively agile and fast for its clunky chassis.
Its large and wide frame can be fitted with any weapons and systems conceived by mankind, or can alternatively be held in the hands instead, making it highly versatile.

If faced with a significant enough thread, siege mode can be engaged which transforms the mech into a superheavy tank that can fire energy directly from the experimental reactor that could crack most ships in half in a single lancing strike.

Bla bla bla more nerd shit-
Also it has a cup holder in the cockpit I guess.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 13:44:01 No.5483048 Report

Quoted By: >>5483049 >>5483050

>>5483046
Claps Harder

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 02 Dec 2022 13:45:32 No.5483049 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5483048
Load up the Transforming Mecha Tank on ST-100. It will be an excellent weapon for when we have to invade the rebel homeworld.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FnBbZV2n Fri 02 Dec 2022 13:50:06 No.5483050 Report

Quoted By: >>5483054

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5483048
You want to know more No Name?

Its head features an advanced Quad-Sensor array that augments the vision of the pilots with accurate information about their threat, assists in aiming and also warns of any incoming attacks, along other nerdy stuff that I cannot bother to mention.

[Enter huge segment of technical stuff to drown a man with]

It also has a secret SECRET weapon, what could it be?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 13:57:47 No.5483054 Report

Quoted By: >>5483055 >>5483058

>>5483050
Man that was alot of stuff to remember. Good thing you recorded it in your helmet to view later at a moment's notice.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FnBbZV2n Fri 02 Dec 2022 14:02:27 No.5483055 Report

Quoted By: >>5483058 >>5483064

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5483054
The SECRET is activated by the press of a button, but it is so secret that the secret cannot revealed unless they face a threat so great that pressing the button is warranted, thus un-secreting the secret feature that the secret mech secretly has. All that is known is that the button takes on the form of an object that is most desired by the pilot because plot reasons, don't question it.

Also it is lunch break so the commander chucks No Name the keys for the Mech, its yours now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Fri 02 Dec 2022 14:06:54 No.5483058 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5483054
>>5483055
This would be really useful for saving the Princess and stopping Lilly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 14:15:31 No.5483064 Report

Quoted By: >>5483066 >>5483067 >>5483069

>>5483055
"Good luck agent. I'm sure you know how to pick the pair to pilot it. I'm looking forward to you taking care of those rebels and their concert. And remember.....If you wreck it, it's your pay that's getting docked"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FnBbZV2n Fri 02 Dec 2022 14:17:17 No.5483066 Report

Quoted By:

I have too much luck so I'll let the others have their fun for now, totally didn't rig the dice or something.

>>5483064

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Fri 02 Dec 2022 14:18:51 No.5483067 Report

Quoted By: >>5483068 >>5483069

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5483064
First thing, does anyone know the controls for this thing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FnBbZV2n Fri 02 Dec 2022 14:20:06 No.5483068 Report

Quoted By: >>5483070

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5483067
Too tempted because its about the mech SORRY LAST TIME
You plug yourself in and your thoughts will do the work

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 02 Dec 2022 14:20:56 No.5483069 Report

Quoted By: >>5483071

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5483067
>>5483064
Here Joseph, read this 600 page operators manual.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FnBbZV2n Fri 02 Dec 2022 14:21:08 No.5483070 Report

Quoted By:

>>5483068
I am a terrible thief and a scoundrel, nerd anon the roll stealer..

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 14:23:52 No.5483071 Report

Quoted By: >>5483072

>>5483069
"Fuck. Alright, who's gonna be the other pilot? If I have to suffer through this doorstopper, somebody else has too"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Fri 02 Dec 2022 14:24:54 No.5483072 Report

Quoted By: >>5483073

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5483071
Luke, you're his co-pilot

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 14:28:24 No.5483073 Report

Quoted By: >>5483075

>>5483072

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Fri 02 Dec 2022 14:31:16 No.5483075 Report

Quoted By: >>5483081

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5483073
So what can Lilly's song do to people, any weaknesses?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 14:41:55 No.5483081 Report

Quoted By: >>5483083

>>5483075
"Well as you saw first hand, her songs can evoke a berserker rage in people. Causing them to slip into a stage of bloodlusted simpery, ready to kill for their queen."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Fri 02 Dec 2022 14:44:24 No.5483083 Report

Quoted By: >>5483084

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5483081
It seems to be all men, though

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 14:46:31 No.5483084 Report

Quoted By: >>5483085 >>5483086

>>5483083
"Yeah...I just used "people" to make it sound less embarrassing"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Fri 02 Dec 2022 14:47:54 No.5483085 Report

Quoted By: >>5483089

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5483084
So...women are immune?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Fri 02 Dec 2022 14:52:18 No.5483086 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5483084
Gotcha, we'll make it priority to destroy the station's power generators to stop Lilly from being able to broadcast her song across Space.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 14:55:13 No.5483089 Report

Quoted By: >>5483091

>>5483085
"Generally, yes. Unless they're lesbians, then they'll be under the same spell.,,,and also me. Being her big brother, her singing doesn't cause me to fly into a simp-based berserker rage"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Fri 02 Dec 2022 15:01:56 No.5483091 Report

Quoted By: >>5483093

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5483089
S could Dragon Witch get close and snatch her?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 15:07:21 No.5483093 Report

Quoted By: >>5483094

>>5483091
"Theoretically yes. Hey Dragon Witch, can you tank sword slashes?"

"what"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Fri 02 Dec 2022 15:10:50 No.5483094 Report

Quoted By: >>5483096

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5483093
How powerful is Lilly

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 15:18:00 No.5483096 Report

Quoted By: >>5483101

>>5483094
"....hard to say. You think you can beat me in a fight?"

"What does that have to do with anything?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Fri 02 Dec 2022 15:26:45 No.5483101 Report

Quoted By: >>5483109

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5483096
"Imagine my strength, now multiply that by 10, that's how strong Lilly is."
So we need a way to disable Lilly and swarm her

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 15:38:06 No.5483109 Report

Quoted By: >>5483116

>>5483101
"Yes. I think what we should focus on first is to disable the sound system. Having to go through a berserking rebel army to get to my sister would be...most inconvenient"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Fri 02 Dec 2022 15:46:44 No.5483116 Report

Quoted By: >>5483120

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5483109
What if we change the broadcast?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 15:52:57 No.5483120 Report

Quoted By: >>5483121

>>5483116
"That could work. Anything to render her singing unable to reach rebel ears, really"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Fri 02 Dec 2022 15:53:52 No.5483121 Report

Quoted By: >>5483124

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5483120
Like say...a Shotasniffer idol song?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 15:57:03 No.5483124 Report

Quoted By: >>5483126

>>5483121

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Fri 02 Dec 2022 15:59:06 No.5483126 Report

Quoted By: >>5483127

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5483124
"SHUT UP YOU HAVE NO TASTE"
"MY SISTER HAS THE BEST SINGING VOICE"
"DRAGONFUCKER IS JEALOUS"
"Great, now I have to play the calming song again."

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 16:01:57 No.5483127 Report

Quoted By: >>5483130

>>5483126
*studio audience laughs*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Fri 02 Dec 2022 16:06:56 No.5483130 Report

Quoted By: >>5483134

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5483127
But really, Shotasniffer's song would be the perfect counter. Everyone would be praising the empire when they hear this song. It'll turn the rebel audience into more troops for the empire.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 16:13:15 No.5483134 Report

Quoted By: >>5483136 >>5483137

>>5483130
Of course. We now have a plan.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZzEfxUyW Fri 02 Dec 2022 16:15:03 No.5483136 Report

Quoted By: >>5483137

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5483134
How are we gonna change the broadcast? Do we have a skilled hacker on board or will we have to storm some control room first?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Fri 02 Dec 2022 16:16:09 No.5483137 Report

Quoted By: >>5483138

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5483134
>>5483136
Most likely we need to sneak in as "rebels"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 16:18:07 No.5483138 Report

Quoted By: >>5483141

>>5483137
You are The Operative, after all. Sneaking into places are your forte

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Fri 02 Dec 2022 16:20:25 No.5483141 Report

Quoted By: >>5483145

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5483138
But you do need companions.
And with Joseph and Luke manning the mech for any prospective fight and Dragon Witch having to take care of the crew in case anything goes pear-shaped...that leaves the Mob Soldiers.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 16:23:55 No.5483145 Report

Quoted By: >>5483146

>>5483141

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Fri 02 Dec 2022 16:25:51 No.5483146 Report

Quoted By: >>5483148

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5483145
Hey, here's your chance to redeem yourselves. I need the both of you to go into rebel territory and gather info while assisting in infiltrating the broadcast

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 16:28:37 No.5483148 Report

Quoted By: >>5483150 >>5483153

>>5483146
"....can we do it after lunch?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Fri 02 Dec 2022 16:29:32 No.5483150 Report

Quoted By: >>5483154

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>5483148
Well, those two are reading the manual

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FnBbZV2n Fri 02 Dec 2022 16:32:45 No.5483153 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5483148
This reminds me, No Name still hasn't managed to eat.
So hungry...

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Fri 02 Dec 2022 16:33:06 No.5483154 Report

Quoted By: >>5483250 >>5483356 >>5483828

>>5483150
And so, after 12 hours of fucking around, OP is sleepy. We will continue the tomfoolery....in another 12 hours. Toodles

updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+jqgAnrG Fri 02 Dec 2022 18:45:08 No.5483250 Report

Quoted By:

>>5483154
Is that 12 hours in normal time or OP time?
Cause that's like 3 days.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:gDc1Rchj Fri 02 Dec 2022 21:24:10 No.5483356 Report

Quoted By:

>>5483154
This is the only quest that I catch up with when I miss it. Reading this is genuinely entertaining when you lazy fucks don't mess around and actually make the spherical fuck draw a new image every now and then.
>>5482921
ruiner vibes, me like

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dWOr5949 Sat 03 Dec 2022 05:28:40 No.5483828 Report

Quoted By: >>5483840

>>5483154
12 hours more like 12 decades

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nlzTC6mK Sat 03 Dec 2022 05:59:05 No.5483839 Report

Quoted By:

OP is getting stepped on by vampire communist waifus in the gulag.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 06:00:01 No.5483840 Report

Quoted By: >>5483843 >>5483844

>>5483828
Anon is still waiting

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NrL/1FWd Sat 03 Dec 2022 06:05:26 No.5483843 Report

Quoted By: >>5483856

>>5483840
I remember a long time ago, when a good friend of mine told me; There would be a bread.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nlzTC6mK Sat 03 Dec 2022 06:05:55 No.5483844 Report

Quoted By: >>5483856

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5483840
Cough, then fall over dead.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 06:23:45 No.5483856 Report

Quoted By: >>5483857

>>5483843
>>5483844

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Sat 03 Dec 2022 06:24:31 No.5483857 Report

Quoted By: >>5483861

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5483856
mourn

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 06:30:19 No.5483861 Report

Quoted By: >>5483862

>>5483857

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NrL/1FWd Sat 03 Dec 2022 06:30:47 No.5483862 Report

Quoted By: >>5483863

>>5483861
What a shame, he was a good man.
I wish there was something more I could say.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 06:33:22 No.5483863 Report

Quoted By: >>5483864 >>5483868

>>5483862
Don't worry. Action speak louder than words. Just donate to his charity. Here, anon. Put your money in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NrL/1FWd Sat 03 Dec 2022 06:33:58 No.5483864 Report

Quoted By: >>5483867

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5483863
No, not yet....

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 06:35:43 No.5483867 Report

Quoted By:

>>5483864
C'maaaaan, it's for charity

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nlzTC6mK Sat 03 Dec 2022 06:36:02 No.5483868 Report

Quoted By: >>5483872

Rolled 723 (1d1337)

>>5483863
Rolling amount of dubloons deposited into anon's charity box

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 06:42:32 No.5483872 Report

Quoted By: >>5483873 >>5483876

>>5483868
Yes. THis will definitely go to anon's charity fund and not OP's pockets

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Sat 03 Dec 2022 06:43:32 No.5483873 Report

Quoted By: >>5483875 >>5483876

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5483872
They're all Bobby cryptocoins.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 06:48:04 No.5483875 Report

Quoted By: >>5483877 >>5483878 >>5483880

>>5483873

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yK54tTW4 Sat 03 Dec 2022 06:48:34 No.5483876 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5483872
>>5483873
It a counterfeit known-off versions of "Empire" crypto coins

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yK54tTW4 Sat 03 Dec 2022 06:50:31 No.5483877 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5483875
Now plot happen, plus f for anon never scoring the bread.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nlzTC6mK Sat 03 Dec 2022 06:50:32 No.5483878 Report

Quoted By: >>5483884

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5483875
Back to the quest! Begin loading the Mech onto ST-100.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lW8I7zF5 Sat 03 Dec 2022 06:55:32 No.5483880 Report

Quoted By:

>>5483875
time to have sex with dragons, and by that I mean kill the rebels!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 07:01:57 No.5483884 Report

Quoted By: >>5483885 >>5483888

>>5483878

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nlzTC6mK Sat 03 Dec 2022 07:07:17 No.5483885 Report

Quoted By: >>5483889

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5483884
How's the repairs on that Rebel Command Ship going?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lW8I7zF5 Sat 03 Dec 2022 07:09:21 No.5483888 Report

Quoted By:

>>5483884
No time to waste, just put him in our hangar with a ship hand.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 07:15:21 No.5483889 Report

Quoted By: >>5483890 >>5483896

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5483885
Roll 1d100

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Sat 03 Dec 2022 07:15:46 No.5483890 Report

Quoted By: >>5483900

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5483889
X

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nlzTC6mK Sat 03 Dec 2022 07:21:13 No.5483896 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5483889
Hmm.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 07:28:57 No.5483900 Report

Quoted By: >>5483901

>>5483890
"Repairs are finished, sir."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yK54tTW4 Sat 03 Dec 2022 07:30:05 No.5483901 Report

Quoted By: >>5483903

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5483900
What happen to that rebel commander, did we ressurect him already offscreen?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 07:32:46 No.5483903 Report

Quoted By: >>5483906

>>5483901
"Oh that guy, the guy whose head you blown off. The guy whose soul Luke ate and puked up back into his own headless body. That guy?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yK54tTW4 Sat 03 Dec 2022 07:36:07 No.5483906 Report

Quoted By: >>5483910

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5483903
Yea, thought we already spook him.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 07:44:33 No.5483910 Report

Quoted By: >>5483915

>>5483906
"Yeah he's right here"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nlzTC6mK Sat 03 Dec 2022 07:52:12 No.5483915 Report

Quoted By: >>5483917

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>5483910
Commander Ghosthead, you think you could bluff our way through rebel security and get our medium ships to dock with the Rebel Station where Lilly is going to play?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 07:57:39 No.5483917 Report

Quoted By: >>5483920

>>5483915
"Yes. Since most of our fleet are repurposed Rebel ones. Just need to equip our troops with rebel uniforms"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nlzTC6mK Sat 03 Dec 2022 08:02:24 No.5483920 Report

Quoted By: >>5483928

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5483917
Very good, very good. Make preparations for infiltration then. We leave as soon as we've restocked with EmpireSoda and Empire Doritos.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 08:10:37 No.5483928 Report

Quoted By: >>5483933

>>5483920
That's right kids. Stop eating like a rebel and get Empire Food

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nlzTC6mK Sat 03 Dec 2022 08:16:03 No.5483933 Report

Quoted By: >>5483939

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5483928
Empire Soda, for when you feel like a gamer.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 08:28:27 No.5483939 Report

Quoted By: >>5483941

>>5483933

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NrL/1FWd Sat 03 Dec 2022 08:32:22 No.5483941 Report

Quoted By: >>5483946

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5483939
>Shotasniffer album?
Played
>Rebel supporters?
Owned with facts, logic, and missiles
>Empire brand foods?
Consumed
Yep, it's gaming time

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 08:40:32 No.5483946 Report

Quoted By: >>5483952 >>5483953 >>5483954

>>5483941
Good thing you opted in on the game console upgrade for the ST-100

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yK54tTW4 Sat 03 Dec 2022 08:44:40 No.5483952 Report

Quoted By:

>>5483946
Let play it when we go back to SPESS.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nlzTC6mK Sat 03 Dec 2022 08:44:52 No.5483953 Report

Quoted By: >>5483964

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5483946
Challenge Luke to Skeleton Fighta Z while we wait for the fleet to finish restocking.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NrL/1FWd Sat 03 Dec 2022 08:45:24 No.5483954 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5483946
Get yourself to the top of the global leaderboard with the name "EmpireRules"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 09:06:00 No.5483964 Report

Quoted By: >>5483965 >>5483966

>>5483953
Alright, who you're pickin

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yK54tTW4 Sat 03 Dec 2022 09:07:37 No.5483965 Report

Quoted By: >>5483967

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5483964
Push the Random bottom

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NrL/1FWd Sat 03 Dec 2022 09:08:01 No.5483966 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5483964
Do the inputs to unlock the secret characters row

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 09:09:30 No.5483967 Report

Quoted By: >>5483968 >>5483970

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5483965
In the spirit of fair play, Luke will also choose Random.

Roll 1d100

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nlzTC6mK Sat 03 Dec 2022 09:10:02 No.5483968 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5483967
Hmmm.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nPVeCuH3 Sat 03 Dec 2022 09:11:29 No.5483970 Report

Quoted By: >>5483972 >>5483981

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5483967
The console randomly picks shotasniffer vs shotasniffer and it explodes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nlzTC6mK Sat 03 Dec 2022 09:15:35 No.5483972 Report

Quoted By: >>5483974 >>5483981

>>5483970
Shotasniffer vs Shotasniffer (Bikini Model)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nPVeCuH3 Sat 03 Dec 2022 09:16:33 No.5483974 Report

Quoted By: >>5483981

>>5483972
No Name's visor explodes alongside the console

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 09:24:06 No.5483981 Report

Quoted By: >>5483983 >>5483984 >>5483985

>>5483970
>>5483972
>>5483974

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NrL/1FWd Sat 03 Dec 2022 09:26:39 No.5483983 Report

Quoted By:

>>5483981
Quick, repair the console

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nPVeCuH3 Sat 03 Dec 2022 09:27:06 No.5483984 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5483981
What are the odds!
Call Snoy for a refund immediately

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Sat 03 Dec 2022 09:28:56 No.5483985 Report

Quoted By: >>5483987 >>5483989

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5483981
QUICK WE NEED REPAIR

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nPVeCuH3 Sat 03 Dec 2022 09:31:51 No.5483987 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5483985
Console is more important!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 09:35:30 No.5483989 Report

Quoted By: >>5483991 >>5483993 >>5483995 >>5483996 >>5484002

>>5483985
"Damn....shit's fucked, chief"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+jqgAnrG Sat 03 Dec 2022 09:36:15 No.5483991 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5483989
Mourn.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Sat 03 Dec 2022 09:36:59 No.5483993 Report

Quoted By: >>5484002

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5483989
What about the visor, we need the visor, we can't reveal our face with the visor

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nlzTC6mK Sat 03 Dec 2022 09:37:10 No.5483995 Report

Quoted By: >>5484000 >>5484008

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5483989
PoV shift to Commander Ghosthead while the Skeletechnicians fix the Gamestation X.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NrL/1FWd Sat 03 Dec 2022 09:37:43 No.5483996 Report

Quoted By: >>5483998

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5483989
Place stealing a new console from the rebels on the top of the list

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 09:39:27 No.5483998 Report

Quoted By: >>5484000 >>5484002 >>5484003

>>5483996

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yK54tTW4 Sat 03 Dec 2022 09:40:19 No.5484000 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5483998
>>5483995

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nPVeCuH3 Sat 03 Dec 2022 09:40:25 No.5484002 Report

Quoted By: >>5484003

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5483989
>>5483998
IT'S WAS A TERRORIST REBEL ATTACK, WE MUST RETALIATE
>>5483993
Guess we're never getting the visor back, better show our balding head to everyone in the crew now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Sat 03 Dec 2022 09:41:20 No.5484003 Report

Quoted By: >>5484005 >>5484007

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5483998
Hide your face from everyone, YOU MUST HAVE YOUR VISOR REPAIRED.
>>5484002
It's full of hair shutupshutup

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nPVeCuH3 Sat 03 Dec 2022 09:43:20 No.5484005 Report

Quoted By:

>>5484003
It was on 90% back when we swore to wear the helmet til the day of death. It will be 6 years in space january, anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 09:47:20 No.5484007 Report

Quoted By: >>5484008 >>5484014

>>5484003

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nlzTC6mK Sat 03 Dec 2022 09:48:21 No.5484008 Report

Quoted By: >>5484012 >>5484014

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5484007
>>5483995
Lets progress the plot, niggers.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 09:50:43 No.5484012 Report

Quoted By: >>5484014 >>5484016 >>5484017 >>5484018

>>5484008
Yes. Commander Ghost Head. Who is surely also here, to participate in shenanigans.

Unless he happens to actually be on the captured rebel command ship, setting up the infiltration instead

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nPVeCuH3 Sat 03 Dec 2022 09:51:43 No.5484014 Report

Quoted By: >>5484016 >>5484024

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5484007
>>5484012
Go to a workshop and build ourselves a new, cooler display so we don't have to live our life in shame
>>5484008
It's called character development you uneducated fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Sat 03 Dec 2022 09:52:37 No.5484016 Report

Quoted By: >>5484020 >>5484031

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5484012
>>5484014
Only question is if we can get it finished in time for the infiltration which should be happening now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NrL/1FWd Sat 03 Dec 2022 09:52:39 No.5484017 Report

Quoted By: >>5484021

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5484012
Unsurprisingly, he was actually on a captured rebel ship doing exactly as described

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nlzTC6mK Sat 03 Dec 2022 09:52:42 No.5484018 Report

Quoted By: >>5484021

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5484012
The second one, the one where he preps for the infiltration.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nPVeCuH3 Sat 03 Dec 2022 09:53:40 No.5484020 Report

Quoted By:

>>5484016
>99
The answer is yes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Sat 03 Dec 2022 09:54:01 No.5484021 Report

Quoted By:

>>5484017
>>5484018
also, that, but he saw everything through the communicator

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nlzTC6mK Sat 03 Dec 2022 09:55:39 No.5484024 Report

Quoted By: >>5484025

>>5484014
>It's called character development you uneducated fuck
You do character development the same way the Chinese build high-rises.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nPVeCuH3 Sat 03 Dec 2022 09:57:22 No.5484025 Report

Quoted By:

>>5484024
You complain about progression on a chinese high-rise building forum

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 10:01:18 No.5484031 Report

Quoted By: >>5484033 >>5484036

>>5484016
Of course, Commander Ghost Head is overseeing preparations for the concert infiltration.

Meanwhile you bumped into a wall because you can't see where you're going when you're covering your face.

"Uh, need some help there, No Name?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Sat 03 Dec 2022 10:02:22 No.5484033 Report

Quoted By: >>5484044

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5484031
EVERYTHING'S FINE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nPVeCuH3 Sat 03 Dec 2022 10:07:17 No.5484036 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5484031
"DON'T TOUCH ME"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 10:16:36 No.5484044 Report

Quoted By: >>5484046 >>5484048 >>5484049

>>5484033
"Well you're bumping into walls. C'mon. If you need to go somewhere, we can at least help take you there"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Sat 03 Dec 2022 10:17:49 No.5484046 Report

Quoted By: >>5484054

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5484044
Looks like No Name's going to be out of action for the infiltration

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NrL/1FWd Sat 03 Dec 2022 10:18:32 No.5484048 Report

Quoted By: >>5484050

>>5484044
increase the rebel helmet opaqueness so they can't see your face

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nPVeCuH3 Sat 03 Dec 2022 10:19:27 No.5484049 Report

Quoted By: >>5484052

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5484044
Stumble into walls faster so he can't catch you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NrL/1FWd Sat 03 Dec 2022 10:19:33 No.5484050 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>5484048

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 10:24:07 No.5484052 Report

Quoted By: >>5484054 >>5484056

>>5484049

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Sat 03 Dec 2022 10:24:59 No.5484054 Report

Quoted By: >>5484061

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5484052
>>5484046
stopped by the base commander

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nPVeCuH3 Sat 03 Dec 2022 10:25:55 No.5484056 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5484052
We're making a good progress! Now just get to the workshop before the entire crew catches up with us

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 10:38:48 No.5484061 Report

Quoted By: >>5484063 >>5484065 >>5484067

>>5484054
"...Ey! The hell?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Sat 03 Dec 2022 10:39:53 No.5484063 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5484061
We got a case of "guy lost his visor to shotasniffer fanservice" here

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nlzTC6mK Sat 03 Dec 2022 10:41:56 No.5484065 Report

Quoted By: >>5484071

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5484061
Quickly, find the reserve helmet we always keep on our person.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nPVeCuH3 Sat 03 Dec 2022 10:44:04 No.5484067 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5484061
PUSH THROUGH HER

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 11:00:43 No.5484071 Report

Quoted By: >>5484075 >>5484076

>>5484065
Yes! Of course....but wait, that would mean you have to remove at least one hand from your face to get it! Fuck!

"What's wrong with him?"

"Shotasniffer fanservice induced visor explosion"

"Ah, I see. Many of my own men went through the same."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Sat 03 Dec 2022 11:04:27 No.5484075 Report

Quoted By: >>5484082

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5484071
Get escorted to the nearest workshop and hide your face with a paper bag

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nPVeCuH3 Sat 03 Dec 2022 11:06:29 No.5484076 Report

Quoted By: >>5484083

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5484071
No Name is put on a stretcher and carried to the workshop

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 11:11:32 No.5484082 Report

Quoted By: >>5484083

>>5484075

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Sat 03 Dec 2022 11:12:49 No.5484083 Report

Quoted By: >>5484085

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5484082
>>5484076
Probably hurt more than just your ego

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 11:19:16 No.5484085 Report

Quoted By: >>5484086 >>5484122

>>5484083
At least things a progressing nicely on the infiltration.

And OP gotta go for a bit. Be back in like 2ish hours

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nPVeCuH3 Sat 03 Dec 2022 11:25:38 No.5484086 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 44 (1d48)

>>5484085
cya in 2 days op

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nPVeCuH3 Sat 03 Dec 2022 13:16:55 No.5484122 Report

Quoted By: >>5484125

>>5484085
OP is a scoundrel and a liar.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 13:38:05 No.5484125 Report

Quoted By: >>5484126 >>5484127

>>5484122
Yeah! That bastard!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+jqgAnrG Sat 03 Dec 2022 13:42:33 No.5484126 Report

Quoted By: >>5484132

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>5484125
Hmm, you look oddly familiar...

Have we met before?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nPVeCuH3 Sat 03 Dec 2022 13:47:06 No.5484127 Report

Quoted By:

>>5484125
Fistbump the fellow OP-hater

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 13:51:21 No.5484132 Report

Quoted By: >>5484133 >>5484134 >>5484136

>>5484126
Uh, of course not. Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Sat 03 Dec 2022 13:52:04 No.5484133 Report

Quoted By: >>5484135

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>5484132
OH FUCK IT'S LILLY RUN

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kSHJbd2H Sat 03 Dec 2022 13:53:41 No.5484134 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5484132
We must find OP, tie him to a huge loaf of bread and set it alight!
The anon revolution is now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 13:53:46 No.5484135 Report

Quoted By: >>5484137 >>5484141

>>5484133
oh shit where

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+jqgAnrG Sat 03 Dec 2022 13:54:22 No.5484136 Report

Quoted By: >>5484141

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5484132
How odd, you seem so familiar.

For some reason, I can't seem to shake the feeling that I should call you a faggot, but I can't seem to think why I would do that...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Sat 03 Dec 2022 13:54:25 No.5484137 Report

Quoted By: >>5484142

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5484135
ABOVE YOU

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nPVeCuH3 Sat 03 Dec 2022 13:57:00 No.5484141 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5484135
You need to take your mask off to see, sir.
>>5484136
How odd, this sounds so familiar.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 14:01:17 No.5484142 Report

Quoted By: >>5484143 >>5484145 >>5484146

>>5484137

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Sat 03 Dec 2022 14:02:31 No.5484143 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5484142
False alarm, back to your-KILLKILLKILLKILL

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nPVeCuH3 Sat 03 Dec 2022 14:02:46 No.5484145 Report

Quoted By: >>5484147

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5484142
Pull this man's mask off, Scooby Doo style

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kSHJbd2H Sat 03 Dec 2022 14:03:15 No.5484146 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5484142
Take his mask off

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 14:11:01 No.5484147 Report

Quoted By: >>5484148 >>5484149 >>5484150 >>5484151

>>5484145

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Sat 03 Dec 2022 14:11:44 No.5484148 Report

Quoted By: >>5484156

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5484147
Get back to the story - or rather the Rebel HQ

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kSHJbd2H Sat 03 Dec 2022 14:11:57 No.5484149 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5484147
GET HIM! I WANT TO SEE HIM TOASTED!! AARRGH 30 MINUTES LATE 30 MINUTES LAAAATE!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+jqgAnrG Sat 03 Dec 2022 14:13:41 No.5484150 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5484147
KICK OP IN THE DICK

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nPVeCuH3 Sat 03 Dec 2022 14:13:43 No.5484151 Report

Quoted By: >>5484153

>>5484147
Who would have thought. It was "Todd Howard of /qst/", OP, all along!
Slap him so hard he continues the quest.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nPVeCuH3 Sat 03 Dec 2022 14:18:46 No.5484153 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5484151

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 14:22:58 No.5484156 Report

Quoted By: >>5484157 >>5484158 >>5484159

>>5484148
MEANWHILE, AT REBEL HQ

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Sat 03 Dec 2022 14:23:40 No.5484157 Report

Quoted By: >>5484162

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5484156
"FUCK FUCK FUCK WE'RE DEAD"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nPVeCuH3 Sat 03 Dec 2022 14:24:19 No.5484158 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5484156
No Name joins the preparations for infiltration sporting his brand-new visor

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kSHJbd2H Sat 03 Dec 2022 14:25:00 No.5484159 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5484156
DUN DUN DUUUN! The big head honcho of rebel evilness is planning the demise of the Empire

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 14:29:41 No.5484162 Report

Quoted By: >>5484164 >>5484165 >>5484166

>>5484157
"What? Why? What's going on?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kSHJbd2H Sat 03 Dec 2022 14:31:39 No.5484164 Report

Quoted By: >>5484165

>>5484162
We don't have enough hardcore drugs to keep Lilly happy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kSHJbd2H Sat 03 Dec 2022 14:32:40 No.5484165 Report

Quoted By: >>5484175

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5484164
>>5484162

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nPVeCuH3 Sat 03 Dec 2022 14:33:06 No.5484166 Report

Quoted By: >>5484168

>>5484162
"We've been INFILTRATED."
*the skeleton drops a rebel disguise*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nPVeCuH3 Sat 03 Dec 2022 14:36:44 No.5484168 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5484166

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 14:47:28 No.5484175 Report

Quoted By: >>5484176 >>5484178 >>5484179

>>5484165
"What, hardcore drugs?"

"Yeah, she said to be a rock star she needs to live like one. So she demanded all the drugs we can find"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Sat 03 Dec 2022 14:49:10 No.5484176 Report

Quoted By: >>5484183

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5484175
"You fuckers, just give her candy and say it's drugs"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kSHJbd2H Sat 03 Dec 2022 14:50:12 No.5484178 Report

Quoted By: >>5484179

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5484175
"If we don't find a solution quick she'll have one of her tantrums again! . . . You remember what happened last time she got mad right?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nPVeCuH3 Sat 03 Dec 2022 14:51:41 No.5484179 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5484175
>>5484178
"I joined like yesterday. What happened?"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 14:54:34 No.5484183 Report

Quoted By: >>5484185 >>5484186 >>5484187 >>5484192

>>5484176
"Well yeah, that's what we've been doing. But we're running out, man"

"Oh good, for a second there I thought you actually gave our idol drugs."

"Yeah, imagine what would happen. Especially if she got like an overprotective family member or something"

"Yeah wouldn't that be something"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+jqgAnrG Sat 03 Dec 2022 14:56:17 No.5484185 Report

Quoted By: >>5484186 >>5484192

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5484183
"Just send some guy to the store to buy candy, problem solved"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Sat 03 Dec 2022 14:57:02 No.5484186 Report

Quoted By: >>5484188 >>5484192

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5484183
>>5484185
"We're also running out of candy, boss."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 03 Dec 2022 14:57:24 No.5484187 Report

Quoted By: >>5484195 >>5484200

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>5484183
"Do not worry, if Lilly steps too far out of line our League of Extraordinary Rebel Captains will put a stop to her shenanigans..."
Pan to a meeting room where five mysterious Rebel Captains plot and scheme.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Sat 03 Dec 2022 14:57:35 No.5484188 Report

Quoted By:

>>5484186
I mean money

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kSHJbd2H Sat 03 Dec 2022 14:58:42 No.5484192 Report

Quoted By: >>5484193 >>5484194

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5484183
>>5484185
>>5484186
"Lets draw straws, the shortest one goes out to buy candy out of their pockets"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nPVeCuH3 Sat 03 Dec 2022 15:00:05 No.5484193 Report

Quoted By: >>5484196

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5484192
"Hmmm..."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+jqgAnrG Sat 03 Dec 2022 15:00:29 No.5484194 Report

Quoted By: >>5484196

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5484192
Not it!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Sat 03 Dec 2022 15:01:20 No.5484195 Report

Quoted By:

>>5484187
"Yeah how much do we have left to satisfy Lilly until Shotasniffer finds out."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kSHJbd2H Sat 03 Dec 2022 15:02:47 No.5484196 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>5484194
>>5484193
rollan d2 dice, on 1 my rebel gets the short one
"Here we go.."

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 15:04:44 No.5484200 Report

Quoted By: >>5484201 >>5484202 >>5484204 >>5484206 >>5484207

>>5484187
DUN DUN

"Gentlemen. How is the progress on our Anti-Empire Plan?"

"The war is still stuck in a stalemate. But our plan to utilize Lilly and give our side a boost in performance is progressing on track"

"Capturing their princess also dealt a good blow to morale and gave us leverage in any negotiations if need be"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 03 Dec 2022 15:05:58 No.5484201 Report

Quoted By: >>5484203 >>5484204 >>5484210

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5484200
Pan to the Princess, who is being kept in that very same room!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kSHJbd2H Sat 03 Dec 2022 15:06:07 No.5484202 Report

Quoted By: >>5484204

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5484200
Make the central figure more bigger, menacing, and feminine

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kSHJbd2H Sat 03 Dec 2022 15:07:08 No.5484203 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5484201
Who is munching on candy- I mean hardcore drugs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Sat 03 Dec 2022 15:07:11 No.5484204 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5484200
>>5484201
>>5484202
"At least, that's what they believe."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+jqgAnrG Sat 03 Dec 2022 15:08:27 No.5484206 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5484200
Who turned out the fucking lights? I can't see shit in here.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nPVeCuH3 Sat 03 Dec 2022 15:12:24 No.5484207 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5484200
"What about our Anti-Empire defenses? Are we still allowing them to just fly into our bases and massacre our men?"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 15:29:16 No.5484210 Report

Quoted By: >>5484211 >>5484212

>>5484201
"Hey nerds, I'm out of snacks"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 03 Dec 2022 15:31:24 No.5484211 Report

Quoted By: >>5484212 >>5484216

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5484210
Princess gets hit in the face by a bag of gummy worms.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Sat 03 Dec 2022 15:33:18 No.5484212 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5484210
>>5484211
That guy's a goner

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 15:38:22 No.5484216 Report

Quoted By: >>5484218 >>5484219 >>5484220 >>5484221

>>5484211

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nPVeCuH3 Sat 03 Dec 2022 15:40:08 No.5484218 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>5484216
Throw two more to see what happens

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kSHJbd2H Sat 03 Dec 2022 15:40:31 No.5484219 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5484216
AWOOOGA - I mean

Lilly destroys the gummy worms to get that sweet sugary hit, then demands more and claims that she is starving.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 03 Dec 2022 15:40:42 No.5484220 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5484216
"Someone needs to do another Snack Run on that Imperial Corner Store soon."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Sat 03 Dec 2022 15:40:44 No.5484221 Report

Quoted By: >>5484224

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5484216
"Now, do the 5 of you know why we held this rebellion in the first place and pretended I was kidnapped?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Sat 03 Dec 2022 15:44:42 No.5484223 Report

Quoted By:

also oh shit it's the princess from the princess quest

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 15:44:44 No.5484224 Report

Quoted By: >>5484226 >>5484228 >>5484230

>>5484221
"Communism?"

"Sicken with the Empire's tyranny"

"Daddy issues?"

"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings?"

"Daddy issues"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kSHJbd2H Sat 03 Dec 2022 15:47:20 No.5484226 Report

Quoted By: >>5484231

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>5484224
"Whose daddy?"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 03 Dec 2022 15:48:18 No.5484228 Report

Quoted By: >>5484232 >>5484233

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5484224
It's clearly so the Princess can feel all Princessy, you know. Being kidnapped by the bad guys, imprisoned to await her rescue at the hands of Handsome Prince Charming who will carry her into the sunset. The Whole 'Happily ever After' package.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Sat 03 Dec 2022 15:50:05 No.5484230 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>5484224
Her dad is a simp for Shotasniffer and sold all his clothes to buy Shotasniffer merch.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 15:53:31 No.5484231 Report

Quoted By: >>5484232 >>5484233 >>5484234

>>5484226
"The princess' dad, the Emperor?"

"The emperor's been dead for years, numbskulls"

"Yeah, it's the Empress on top now"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 03 Dec 2022 15:54:19 No.5484232 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5484228
>>5484231

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Sat 03 Dec 2022 15:56:07 No.5484233 Report

Quoted By: >>5484244

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5484231
>>5484228
Also, mommy issues.
And the fact that the Empire has to keep paying Shotasniffer in order to brainwash the men.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kSHJbd2H Sat 03 Dec 2022 15:56:33 No.5484234 Report

Quoted By: >>5484236 >>5484237

>>5484231
Lilly is mad that daddy went to buy milk in heaven and never came back

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kSHJbd2H Sat 03 Dec 2022 15:57:34 No.5484236 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5484234
fucking dice, I hate dice so much its unreal

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Sat 03 Dec 2022 15:58:07 No.5484237 Report

Quoted By: >>5484238 >>5484250

>>5484234
that's not lilly
and lilly's dad wouldn't go to heaven
in fact it would be preferable if he never came back at all

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 03 Dec 2022 16:00:43 No.5484238 Report

Quoted By: >>5484239

>>5484237
Lolisniffer has done nothing wrong.

...Okay maybe he did some things wrong, but it wasn't nearly as bad as people make it out to be.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Sat 03 Dec 2022 16:01:32 No.5484239 Report

Quoted By:

>>5484238
yeah those children were asking for it really

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 16:07:49 No.5484244 Report

Quoted By: >>5484245 >>5484248 >>5484249 >>5484251

>>5484233
"AH, I see. The princess has issues with the Empress, and just wants to experience the usual princess life. The romance. The adventure. Deep down, she's still a girl"

"Shame about all the dead people due to the war tho"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Sat 03 Dec 2022 16:09:11 No.5484245 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5484244
But the main thing is the bloody stupid Shotasniffer idolshit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 03 Dec 2022 16:10:13 No.5484248 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5484244
"People are going to die anyway, we're just expiditing the process. Plus my stock holdings in the Empire Weapon Manufactureres are way up thanks to this."
"What"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+jqgAnrG Sat 03 Dec 2022 16:10:37 No.5484249 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5484244
"Meh, they were faceless background characters so who cares?

"Anyway, lets see the TOP-SECRET super weapon we came here to discuss"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kSHJbd2H Sat 03 Dec 2022 16:11:14 No.5484250 Report

Quoted By: >>5484252

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>5484237
Ah okay, I didn't read the other threads so I was guessing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZzEfxUyW Sat 03 Dec 2022 16:12:05 No.5484251 Report

Quoted By: >>5484258

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5484244
"Oh, this is just supposed to be like a story. That must be why we put so much money into a giant super weapon with a easily exploitable weakness and intimidating name."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kSHJbd2H Sat 03 Dec 2022 16:12:18 No.5484252 Report

Quoted By:

>>5484250
WHY AM I ROLLING DICE I hate dice so much I can't take it

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 16:19:10 No.5484258 Report

Quoted By: >>5484261 >>5484262 >>5484267 >>5484271

>>5484251
"Oh so that's where our budget went"

"Makes the fact that you're gonna have to eat cup noodles for the entire month worth it huh?"

"...no it doesn't"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZzEfxUyW Sat 03 Dec 2022 16:23:09 No.5484261 Report

Quoted By: >>5484264

>>5484258
cut back the protagonists
How is the infiltration looking?
Has No Name secured a new helmet?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kSHJbd2H Sat 03 Dec 2022 16:23:58 No.5484262 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5484258
The super weapon is another mech

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZzEfxUyW Sat 03 Dec 2022 16:24:34 No.5484264 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5484261
dice sure are neat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Sat 03 Dec 2022 16:26:47 No.5484267 Report

Quoted By: >>5484269

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5484258
"Why did we even build one, the point was to convince the Empress to break the contract with Shotasniffer, not destroy the Empire."
"Are we even a rebellion to begin with?'
"And why are the lights off"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 16:30:43 No.5484269 Report

Quoted By: >>5484273 >>5484274 >>5484276

>>5484267
"BECAUSE IT SETS THE MOOD! UNCULTURED FUCKS"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+jqgAnrG Sat 03 Dec 2022 16:31:22 No.5484271 Report

Quoted By: >>5484274 >>5484276 >>5484281

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5484258
The super weapon is a clone of Agent No Name.

Agent Name.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kSHJbd2H Sat 03 Dec 2022 16:31:47 No.5484273 Report

Quoted By: >>5484280

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5484269
Also it makes OP's life much easier

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Sat 03 Dec 2022 16:31:58 No.5484274 Report

Quoted By: >>5484281

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5484269
shut the fuck up Bobby
>>5484271
He is also one of the captains

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+jqgAnrG Sat 03 Dec 2022 16:32:23 No.5484276 Report

Quoted By:

>>5484269
>>5484271

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 16:40:13 No.5484280 Report

Quoted By: >>5484281 >>5484282 >>5484283

>>5484273

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Sat 03 Dec 2022 16:41:24 No.5484281 Report

Quoted By: >>5484286

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5484280
>>5484274
>>5484271

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 03 Dec 2022 16:41:38 No.5484282 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5484280
Back to Commander Ghost Head and the Space Infilitration plan.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kSHJbd2H Sat 03 Dec 2022 16:42:52 No.5484283 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5484280
Ha gotcha! Anon shoots OP in his big stupid head

Cmon dice give me the big one

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 16:50:01 No.5484286 Report

Quoted By: >>5484287

>>5484281
"Yes, our super secret weapon, a clone of some rando Empire Operative, totally"

"A great use of our budget, really"

"Definitely don't have the real giant superweapon hidden somewhere else, ready to bust out at the last moment, so the princess can get her climatic dramatic final battle as her knight in shining armor comes to save her"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Sat 03 Dec 2022 16:51:28 No.5484287 Report

Quoted By: >>5484301

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>5484286
Back to our "knight in shining armor"...
"Yeah we have to repair the visor here. Will take..."

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:03:35 No.5484301 Report

Quoted By: >>5484303

>>5484287
"How long?"

"Well...A while. Each operative's helmet is not just for protection, they all have an extended suite of systems to help with communications, information, yadda yadda, all that nerd shit"

"Alright, is Agent No Name calm at least?"

"Yeah. After we pumped him full of tranquilizers. This should at least let us remove his old visor without him interrupting"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:06:44 No.5484303 Report

Quoted By: >>5484307

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5484301
Is he battle-ready though

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:15:07 No.5484307 Report

Quoted By: >>5484308

>>5484303
"Well. Not right now"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:15:44 No.5484308 Report

Quoted By:

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5484307
"Good thing he has a spare helmet on him. He can just use that one while we fix the other one."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:23:15 No.5484315 Report

Quoted By: >>5484318 >>5484320

>image limit reached

oh wow

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+eUw1vkZ Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:25:15 No.5484318 Report

Quoted By:

>>5484315
Impressive.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4hsUreVR Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:26:06 No.5484320 Report

Quoted By:

>>5484315
Make a new thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:27:22 No.5484321 Report

Quoted By:

Alrighty , gimme a sec

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JIaYnAEi Sat 03 Dec 2022 17:34:31 No.5484336 Report

Quoted By:

New bread my dudes:
>>5484331
>>5484331
>>5484331

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