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AWESOME STICKDUDE QUEST
You’RE A FUngING AWESOME STICKDUDE IN AWSOME STICKTOPIA! A LAND WHERE THE WOMEN ARE FLAT AS THE EYE CAN SEE (like they should be) THE DRINKS ARE ENDLESS AND THE TAXES ARE ONLY JUST SLIGHTLY SKY ROCKETING!
YOU! IN YOUR AWESOMENESS HAS DECIDED TO GO ON A LATE NIGHT STROLL THROUGH THE AWESOME COOL CITY AIR! BECAUSE KEEPING SUCH A AWESOME BOD REQUIRES SUCH! ALSO YOU JUST GOT KICKED OUT OF YOUR HOUSE BUT LET'S NOT MIND THAT!
BUT LUCKILY! THAT FAT BASTARD OF A LANDLORD COULDN’T TAKE ONE AWESOME THING FROM YOU! YOUR-
>AWESOME SUNGLASSES!
>AWESOME KATANA!
>AWESOME HAT!
>AWESOME WRITE-IN!
You’RE A FUngING AWESOME STICKDUDE IN AWSOME STICKTOPIA! A LAND WHERE THE WOMEN ARE FLAT AS THE EYE CAN SEE (like they should be) THE DRINKS ARE ENDLESS AND THE TAXES ARE ONLY JUST SLIGHTLY SKY ROCKETING!
YOU! IN YOUR AWESOMENESS HAS DECIDED TO GO ON A LATE NIGHT STROLL THROUGH THE AWESOME COOL CITY AIR! BECAUSE KEEPING SUCH A AWESOME BOD REQUIRES SUCH! ALSO YOU JUST GOT KICKED OUT OF YOUR HOUSE BUT LET'S NOT MIND THAT!
BUT LUCKILY! THAT FAT BASTARD OF A LANDLORD COULDN’T TAKE ONE AWESOME THING FROM YOU! YOUR-
>AWESOME SUNGLASSES!
>AWESOME KATANA!
>AWESOME HAT!
>AWESOME WRITE-IN!
