Hazbin Henchman.
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Ever wanted to be a demon who fights in an endless hell gang war? Ever wanted to work for a cartoon villain as a boss? By the almighty god that damned you have I got the idiotic quest for you.
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Welcome to the best day of your damned afterlife. Your going straight to hell and this hand basket has more than a couple bad apples in it. Silver lining however lies in the fact that you won’t be tortured for eternity, by demons anyway.

Other wonderful folk such as yourself have a rather large imagination when it comes to suffering. Why bother when you’ve got visceral Picasso’s making finger paintings with some poor souls insides for free?

While this description may seem bleak the point is that in hell much like any other city or place of being, you have to look out for yourself, and that brings us to the most important part of your spiritual relocation.
Which temptation of the soul scarred you so? This sin will make up your very form in the anarchic streets of the underworld. For better or worse.

>Pride made through a life of hardship. You did what you had to. (Plated Demon.)
>Greed that was learnt through necessity, or you think so at least, most do.(Hand Demon)
>Envy, you have a charismatic tongue, one made from your utter scorn of others.(Voodoo Demon)
>Wrath, anger was the prevailing emotion in your life, it never steered you wrong. (Bladed Demon)
>Gluttony, from a life of overindulgence. (Guillotine Demon.)
>Sloth, why do anything, it’s not like you had a life to live anyway. (Psychedelic Demon)
>Lust, Indulgence of your desires is all that mattered, no matter what. (Chained Demon)
>Pure, oh you poor thing. (Light Demon.)