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HELP WANTED! Yet Another Facility Management Quest #7

!!e1/B6M6TwtP ID:DNb9908I No.5493112 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Another day, another dollar, another day of being a worthless excuse of a human being. That's what you would've said but lately, you feel rather proud of yourself. For just another day, you manage to stave away any of your important employees from dying.

You also found a new part of yourself. A glimmer of hope, hidden in the infinite murky depths of your tar-filled mind. Something to hold onto with the rest of the pieces. An attempt to carry on. To be more than an Administrator.

For now, at least, you have to worry about an upcoming batch of anomalies and the worry that your luck is eventually going to run out. But for now, you'll keep rolling with the punches. Another day of struggle in the City.

Quote from a V-Company commercial, released in the current year of 2261. Critically panned for the nonsensical and confusing nature of it.

"Our latest Victory Brand is the glorious take on the products your other companies could not understand! Victory Gin! Victory Cigarettes! Victory Victory! Victory Cars! Victory? No, no, that's not Victory.

We lost Victory so many years ago when G-Company pushed onto OUR fucking turf. Oh, you think your airplanes are hot shit? Fuck you, who even uses them? Assholes who think they're birds? I'm sorry, aren't we fucking apes?

Our cars are infinitely better. We should just run you over with them. Turn your insides into ground beef, feed you to C-Company and F-Company.

You should've stayed fucking dead. I know what you are. I know what you fucking did. Oh, you think you managed to get away from that stigma. When we all shifted to new letters, new faces, new technology. But we remembered.

You killed her that night. We know you did. The thirty or so of us killed her, back in 2185. She cried and cried and cried but we kept stabbing her. Was it worth it? For another bit of energy? For more LOVE and HUNGER? Victory hates you. Shame on you."

When pressed, this is what a V-Company employee said on the matter:
"We have no recollection of running this advertisement. The only part we agree with is that our vehicles are better than G-Company's. We believe a media-based Oddity or Anomaly influenced it."

It will have to be seen if V-Company can recover from this bizarre ad. G-Company has refused to respond to the unusual accusations.

Archive: https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Coffee%20Addiction
Pastebins:
https://pastebin.com/WN1WHjVQ (Overview of the rules, information, and bits of L O R E you have on hand)
https://pastebin.com/Wdqkbqzk (contains employee stats in a hopefully condensed manner)
https://pastebin.com/6EUpvCyT (Weapons, armor, and PARADIGMs/Weird anomalous shit that isn't a regular anomaly.)
https://pastebin.com/WEcMXJtv (General inventory.)
https://pastebin.com/qWcmdG5n (Notes and information about your Anomalies and their classification system.)
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