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It is the year 187 AC, King Daeron II reigns from King's Landing.
You are Edric Flowers, bastard son of Garlan Clover, Lord of the Rose Hall and bannerman of Lord Leo Tyrell, Lord Paramount of the Mander and the Reach.
And you are face down in the dirt, the knee of Samwyle Tarly, heir to Horn Hill, lodged in your back.
But all of you gape now at the mystery knight in red plate armour, and the black sword held in his steel grip.
Blackfyre.
"Your Grace," the old squire behind him hisses.
"Easy now Gwayne," the 'knight' said back to him.
Could it be him? Could it truly be Daemon Blackfyre himself? Not in your wildest dreams had you imagined meeting him, not like this. Though you barely had wits in your head, you stared, blood beginning to crust on your face, your open wound bleeding into the grass. You felt none of it, pain a distant thing at who was in front of you.
"Get off him," the prince said.
They rushed to do so, all fight lost from them in shock.
Gormon sheathed his sword and went to a knee. "Forgive me," he said, "If I knew it was you...I didn't mean to insult you..."
But the mystery knight ignored him, stepping over to where you lay. Getting up was a struggle, bleeding as you were, with dirt and grass glued to your chest by blood. You tried your hardest to stand but the strength was sapped from you. No, you had to stand. In front of 'him', you had to find your feet. He sheathed the black sword for which he was named and kneeling beside you, helped you to your feet.
"Valiantly done," he said, and his praise meant more to you then any prize. Hurt and exhausted, you struggled against tears as he gently lifted you from the earth. He didn't carry you, only walked you. "One against six, and most older and bigger, with you near the victor, valiant indeed."
"My prince..." you said, tears thick in your eyes.
"Whoever you think I might be," he said, "Here I am only the Knight of the Backwater Rush. No more, no less. Do you understand?"
You nodded, mute for all the pain and emotions at war within you.
Chestnut trotted over to you, snuffing at your hair to see if you were well. The soulful brown eyes of the gelding shone in concern, his mouth badly sawed from where he fought his bit to get to you. You pet his nose with a blood stained hand. Good horse, you thought. He may not be a warhorse, but he was a good horse.
"The boy needs a maester," the old squire said, checking your wound, "See here, the bone stopped the blade but it still cut deep. A lucky lad, another inch deep and it would have proved fatal."
"It will leave a scar worthy of his deeds," the knight said, and your breath deepened in pride. You'd wear the scar proudly from now on.
He helped you up into Chestnut's saddle while his squire fetched your sword, wiped it clean of grass and blood before handing it up to you.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Wed 11 Jan 2023 01:42:25 No. 5526614 Report "Where shall we deliver you?" the knight said, "My camp has no maester, though Gwayne can stitch a wound. I do not recognize your House sigil." "Clover, of the Rose Hall," said Gwayne. "Of course, I'm not as often in the Reach as I'd like," said the knight, and seemed genuinely sorry not to have known your House. "You needn't fear those boys, they'll not risk my wroth by bothering you again." You sat as tall as you were able in the saddle, and in your state that wasn't very tall at all. But you felt no shame, bloody and tired as you were, even as tears trickled down your cheeks. "Where shall we take you?" he said.>say: take me to the Lannister camp, to my friend Harry Hill >say: take me to Highgarden castle, to my lady Linette Flowers >say: take me home to House Clover, to my lord father
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>>5526614 >say: take me home to House Clover, to my lord father He asked us to make friends...
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>>5526614 >say: take me home to House Clover, to my lord father Need to tell them what happend and what the Tarly's said. I would prefer having the Blackfyre at our back when confronting Marisa
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>>5526614 >>say: take me home to House Clover, to my lord father Anonymous
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>>5526614 >>say: take me home to House Clover, to my lord father best to get our story out as quick as possible.
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>>5526614 >say: take me home to House Clover, to my lord father Fuck me I would spend that FP if it meant we got to he squire to Daemon lol
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>>5526627 >squire to Daemon A BOY CAN DREAM
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>>5526614 >say: take me home to House Clover, to my lord father He won't out himself as Daemon, but having someone willing to vouch for our valor and the ganging up of Edric who's clearly well armored and likely highborn would do well for us in the future.
Also might mean that Edric doesn't get absolutely shat on.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Wed 11 Jan 2023 01:50:07 No. 5526633 Report sorry this Highgarden arc is taking so long the Hedge Knight was the first A Song of Ice and Fire thing I ever read, so its a big influence on me.
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>>5526614 >say: take me home to House Clover, to my lord father Anonymous
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>>5526630 He wont out himself but everyone will know, Edric getting to ride with his idol is totally worth the near death experience, beating up those shits were a close second though
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>>5526633 slow burn can be really good. Let you actually get a feel for the characters and give questers investment to like or dislike them beyond simple first impressions.
Also lets us get a better feel for Edric as a character; mainly that he's a very angry boy with conflicting feelings about his family is repressive thoughts towards his anger because of his bastard status.
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>>5526633 that fight was killer friend, do not apologise. Let us keep moving forward, one step at a time : )
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>>5526614 >say: take me home to House Clover, to my lord father Our knight in shining armor. He could maybe serve as a reliable source for the attack we suffered.
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>>5526633 No need to apologize, it has been a blast.
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>>5526633 No need to apologize. Its fucking fantastic. Especially the end of last thread, good god we popped off
in the words of the bearfucker himself
THERE'LL BE SONGS ABOUT THAT ONE!
Viper's bite has a good ring to it, I think.
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>>5526614 >say: take me home to House Clover, to my lord father "This isn't the end of things, the Tarly boys and Peake mean harm to me and my sister Ser and I'm just a bastard"
Lay it out plain for him
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The Viper of Rose Hall. Now we just need a Valyrian Steel Sword named Viper's Fang
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>>5526614 >say: take me home to House Clover, to my lord father >>5526633 No worries, its been very good so far
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>>5526633 Its allowed more than a few things about Edric to consolidate and its good don't sweat it.
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>>5526645 Anon, dont play the bastard card like that to Daemon Blackfyre.
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>>5526647 >not the thorn of rose hall I can dig it though, we should start calling ourself Edric Thorn... wait.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Wed 11 Jan 2023 01:59:31 No. 5526653 Report Quoted By:
(its actually kind of tricky writing about Highgarden, there's less canon material out about it than somewhere like Casterly Rock even though both have yet to appear 'on screen'. The Reach in general has only really appeared in detail in the Hedge Knight and the Sworn Sword, otherwise most stuff going on there has happened off screen, excluding Old Town and Victarion's raid on the Shield Islands.)
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>>5526650 Okay then cut the bastard part, we still need to ask him to help end it even if he just verifies what happened incognito.
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>>5526654 I mean I doubt he's just gonna take us to the place and dump us off; he'll likely explain why he has a lord's son halfways dead with him if nothing else.
Asking for help is showing weakness when we've just proven strength
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>>5526656 Look while I don't think he will either but we are going to have 1 maybe 2 or three houses coming to demand satisfaction for a fight started by Peake and his goons and the consequences for letting it slip are going to be severe, we need to not only tell the truth but back it up and I cannot stress how unfathomably important how big a boon a credible witness even a mystery knight can be in us coming out on top here.
We just took on 6v1 and did 3 of them before being got he knows we've got steel in us so asking for help isn't weakness its showing how serious we are.
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>>5526663 >"Of course, I'm not as often in the Reach as I'd like," said the knight, and seemed genuinely sorry not to have known your House. "You needn't fear those boys, they'll not risk my wroth by bothering you again." >"Of course, I'm not as often in the Reach as I'd like," said the knight, and seemed genuinely sorry not to have known your House. "You needn't fear those boys, they'll not risk my wroth by bothering you again." If they demand satisfaction after this they're explicitly going against Daemon, and fucking with a Prince of the Blood isn't something even high lords will trifle with lightly. I think we'll be fine in that regard
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>>5526614 >say: take me home to House Clover, to my lord father >>5526633 Don't apologise Munk its been great!
Out of curiousity, was Blackfyre basically watching the fight and going to intervene when we ran out of steam?
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Wait so if Edric is the Thorn is Alyssa the rose?
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Worried about the wound, while it isnt fatal it might be bad enough that it wont heal in a day. It may stop us from participating in the melee
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>>5526668 That seems to be the implication
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>>5526667 You've got a point but he has zero context here by his own admission and the Families likely won't know by merit of Daemon being Incognito, if you don't want to see it put to rest like me that's fine but I want a definitive end to either now or by the end of the melee.
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>>5526670 Anon there is no way we are participating after getting our chest cut open.
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>>5526670 I'm hoping the maester car will be enough but hey plus side at least one of the boys is definitively out of it and maybe even the Tarly, not to mention most of those boys are going to know we don't fuck around if they try us.
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>>5526674 Yeah what i thought, but at least we managed to prove ourselves to someone who mattered
>>5526675 Willing to bet half of them wont even be participating
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>>5526678 I guess we'll have to find out, I'm wondering if we should stick close to Alyssa after this even if we're out of the melee
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>>5526679 We should stick close to the bed and maester for the next few days at least.
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>>5526680 That would be smart but I honestly don't expect Peake or the Tarly boys to be that very special kind of stupid and see Alyssa as an exception.
Bastard gang should also know what happened and that there's a probable Florent snitch.
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>>5526684 It's not even about being smart. With his chest cut to the bone there is no way Edric can swing a sword right now.
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>>5526687 Bastards don't have typical anatomy. I'm sure we could easily swing a sword
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>>5526614 >say: take me to Highgarden castle, to my lady Linette Flowers Anonymous
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>>5526687 Guess we'll see I'll wait for a master's diagnosis.
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reminder that we wouldn't have six retards on our dick if Alyssa wasn't such a perma-bitch
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>>5526698 True but Its been Peake escalating it from every point there on and he just threatened to rape her.
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>>5526699 >>5526698 No. Do not give Alyssa credit for us meeting Daemon Blackfyre, Edric would never hear the end of it
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>>5526698 bruh don't even bring it up. She'd think she's doing Edric a favor by letting him take out his dark bastard aggression on acceptable highborn targets like a good doggy
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>>5526698 True. We must not let her know she has this much power
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Wed 11 Jan 2023 03:08:21 No. 5526711 Report Quoted By:
>take me home to House Clover, to my lord father when hurt, sticking with family is a natural instinct
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Wed 11 Jan 2023 03:48:12 No. 5526738 Report "Take me to the Clover camp, to my lord father," you said. "Then to your lord father we go," he said. Before going far though, he took a gold dragon from his belt, and handed it to a watching smallfolk girl. "My thanks, Gilly. You may have saved this boy's life." The smallfolk girl tucked the coin down the front of a dirty smock and bobbed the red clad knight a curtesy. "You owe this girl a debt too," Daemon said, "She came and found me when the fight broke out. Where I a little faster into my harness, you might have been spared worse injury." "Thank you," you muttered to the little girl, but the wild squirrel of a girl darted off with her treasure, leaving you to be walked home by the knight and his old squire. You didn't talk much as he lead Chestnut, partially from pain but more from nervousness. The Blackfyre was the hero of every bastard in the realm. For his part he offerd no conversation either. "You're jousting today?" you managed. "Against Ser Redwyne," he said. "And he'll unmask you if you lose?" "If I lose," he said, with a playful confidence, "In truth I'm here for more sport than competition. My skills must be sharp for the wedding tourney. I do not plan to lose it." "You'll need to best Leo Tyrell, and few beat the Longthorn," you said. "He's a mighty jouster, no doubt," he said. The quiet, unboastful confidence impressed you. The same as how he had managed Gormon Peake. No threats had been made, no great name declared. He had only spoken softly, and drawn his sword. Your eyes strayed to the hilt of that sword and you swallowed. The sword of Aegon the Conqueror, of Daeron the Young Dragon. The sword of kings and conquerors, resting naturally on his hip. When you returned to the main throughfare, and people saw you bloodied upon the back of the horse, some stopped and stared, others pointed. You must look a mess, but you were smiling. Then they came upon the rose standard of House Clover. A soldier fetched your father, who on seeing you went white in the face and called for a maester. He helped you down. Lady Marisa appeared behind him, startled into concern over the situation, if not you. "You've a brave son, my lord, my lady," the 'knight' said, "Six boys sought to do him great harm and he fought them to a standstill before being bested. They're in no better shape than he is." "A deed worthy of a Kingsguard knight," said the old squire. "Which boys?" Marisa asked as your father checked your face. Never had you seen your father so frightened. "I saw the giant of Tarly on one of them," said the mystery knight, "And the castles of House Peake. The Bulwer bull and the golden cranes of House Crane as well." "Those little rats," Marisa hissed, "They were warned." "Enough, Marisa," your father said, "We can deal with Lord Tarly later. Ser, you have my thanks." "I did what any knight would do, seeing one against six," he said.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Wed 11 Jan 2023 03:49:15 No. 5526739 Report "What is your name?" father asked, "You have no device. I could find a place for you at the Rose Hall." You near laughed at that, and felt it mad none could guess who the stranger was. "Know me only as the Knight of the Blackwater Rush," Daemon said, "And if we have the honour of meeting in the lists, do me the honour of riding true and holding nothing back. That is all I ask. Now I'm needed there, Ser Redwyne is awaiting my lance." "Then I will meet you in the tilt, ser," your father said. Before he left the mystery knight gave you a last look, ytou felt a kinship in his glance. Laughing he mounted his barded steed, setting it into a trot as he went for the lists. Now you were alone with your family. Father walked you to his tent. "There will be trouble from this," your father muttered as he opened the flap for you, eased you onto your bed. "The melee, tomorrow," you said, "May I still ride tomorrow?" "Only if the maester says you're able, though I doubt that very much," your father said, "Rest, son. I...you need to rest." He closed the flap leaving you in the dark, resting on soft blankets, the pain was fast catching you, making you unable to move. You put a hand to the favour still hanging from around ytour neck, blood stained green velveteen. It still smelled of Linette, difficult as it was to smell through your bloodied nose. It was becoming difficult to remember what had happened in the crash of steel on steel, the chaos of shouting and fear, but you remembered her face in your mind at the start. If not for the courage her favour gave you, you wondered how your fight might have otherwise gone. Her favour, and her kiss. Rest, your father had said. But you had little rest with your heart still quick on all that had befallen you this day. You sat staring when the tent flap opened. It was Maester Petyr, from the Westerling camp. He carried a kit to the bed, setting it down on the bedside table. "Hmm, we meet again lad," the young maester said, inspecting your cut, "I've seen worse. You're lucky, who ever did this is a good hand. A worse made cut can be harder to heal, but this is a neat slice. Here, see this bone exposed? The sternum, and undamaged." You couldn't see, though you tried. "A little injury to the pectorals but nothing significant. Aesthetically this is nasty, but as for serious injury surprisingly superficial. The biggest risk is infection, so we'll clean out the dirt and grass then wash it with boiled wine." A small hope awoke in you. "Well I be well enough to ride tomorrow in the melee?" you said. The maester snorted as he threaded a needle. "Gods no," he said, "You should be in bed for a week. Fight tomorrow and you'll risk opening the wound, at least. You've lost enough blood as it is. It can only make your situation worse.">if that was that, then you had no choice but to sit out the melee and rest >to hell with what a maester said, you would ride tomorrow no matter what
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Wed 11 Jan 2023 03:50:25 No. 5526741 Report Quoted By:
(if Edric rides tomorrow he will have a wound penalty on his rolls)
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>>5526739 >>to hell with what a maester said, you would ride tomorrow no matter what EDRIC BIG COCK READY TO DUEL
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>>5526739 >to hell with what a maester said, you would ride tomorrow no matter what WE RIDE
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>>5526739 >if that was that, then you had no choice but to sit out the melee and rest Rather not die or make the wound have permant hurting due to not resting.
Also need to send thanks to Linette for the favour
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>>5526739 >>to hell with what a maester said, you would ride tomorrow no matter what WE RIDE!
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Lady Marisa must have been in a shock, she didnt correct him when he refered to Edric as her son
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>>5526739 >if that was that, then you had no choice but to sit out the melee and rest Anonymous
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>>5526754 OH SHIT... WHAT IF... EDRIC IS HER SON?
MAYBE SHE JUST FORGOT SHE WAS DORNISH?
THIS IS WHY THE BONES DISAPPEARED!
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>>5526739 >if that was that, then you had no choice but to sit out the melee and rest Rather not risk any permanent damage
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>>5526739 >to hell with what a maester said, you would ride tomorrow no matter what We’ve still got our fate point. We won’t die. Edric just got a taste of real battle and loves it
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I feel like dad should stop us if we tried to enter. Really hope the wound wont get infected
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Wed 11 Jan 2023 04:15:32 No. 5526787 Report >>5526784 I wouldn't have this vote to cockblock you with something like that
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>>5526787 Lord Clover really is a shit father
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>>5526739 Wound or no lets go
>to hell with what a maester said, you would ride tomorrow no matter what Still think the parents should know about what was said.
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>>5526739 >to hell with what a maester said, you would ride tomorrow no matter what If the Tarlys end up going and Edric doesn't, that'll be a slap in the face. And we still need to put that damn Gormon in his place since he got away from this whole thing unhurt.
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>>5526739 >to hell with what a maester said, you would ride tomorrow no matter what A good idea? No. The based idea? YES
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>>5526794 Yeah, we really should tell them what the Tarly's said
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>to hell with what a maester said, you would ride tomorrow no matter what Fuck sensibility, to glory!!!
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>>5526739 >if that was that, then you had no choice but to sit out the melee and rest Anonymous
I am blaming you all if we are too ill to take part in the party afterward
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>>5526824 go ahead. blame.
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>>5526824 We will be lucky if we can raise our arms afterwards
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>>5526824 >While you partied, I healed from wielding the blade Anonymous
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>>5526828 >how'd you get that wound >While the sensible ran from a six v one, I studied the blade. Anonymous
Might be good for Edric's mental health if he was less of a swordsperg
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>>5526834 why are you being such a debbie downer dawg? Peake got your cock?
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>>5526834 Nah man, almost cooming in his pants while fighting for his life is just normal young man shit.
Boys will be boys and all that jazz.
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>>5526839 >All that Jazz >Not "All that Jizz" Fuck me, I realized the missed opportunity right after I pressed send.
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>>5526738 >to hell with what a maester said, you would ride tomorrow no matter what Anonymous
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>>5526739 >>if that was that, then you had no choice but to sit out the melee and rest Anonymous
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>>5526824 If it happens it happens we have a good maester so I have faith things aren't going to atrocious.
Now that you mention it being high on a fevered and drunk could be a good time to build things up with Alyssa/Linette Anonymous
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>Chopped Bulwer1's face open >Severed the muscles in Bulwer2's arm >Cut off Samwyke's ear >Probably snapped Crane boy's collarbone All this while battle-cooming. I love our wrathful half-dornish bastard
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>>5526853 >"My name is Darkthorn, and I am of the bush" Edric in a few years
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>Luv/hate sister >Luv Blackfyre >Hate Family >Hate Peakes Simple as
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>>5526854 Keep up the observation
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Wed 11 Jan 2023 05:07:58 No. 5526864 Report Quoted By:
going with 'to hell with what the measter said, you would ride' Edric doesn't stop, for good or ill
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Here hoping our friends will come visit while we lay in bed till tomorrow
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>>5526868 If the westerling maester is here I sure as shit am willing to bet Harry is outside, hell everyone else likely others know too.
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>>5526871 Need to tell Harry that someone snitched
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>>5526873 Still betting it's the Florent though there's no hard proof on that, maybe some last minute swaps are in order on who takes who.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Wed 11 Jan 2023 05:42:28 No. 5526887 Report Damn what he said, you would ride tomorrow no matter the consequences. And you were set on that, until they brought in the boiled wine to wash your chest. Maester Petyr was assisted by Alyssa's septa, a strong jawed young woman new to her vows. Together they stripped your ruined tunic and lay you gently on the bed, but for tenderness that was where it ended. Having an open wound rinced out was a new sort of pain, worse than the cut itself. Even with the maester's delicate attention there was no hiding it. Alyssa entered the tent to watch, and you tried not to cry out too much from the agony, but could only stifle it to whimpers rather than stoic silence. "Tough lad," Maester Petyr said. "The toughest I ever met," the voice of Harry Hill, and you realized he was in the dark beside your sister. You wanted to call him over, tell him how you had met Daemon Blackfyre, tell him everything about the morning, but pain kept you from talking. "Does it hurt?" Alyssa asked. "Very much," Petyr answered for you, for you had no answer through the tears of pain, "Here septa, give the boy some milk of the poppy." She tilted your head forward and pressed a bottle to your lips. You were never too keen on milk of the poppy, you misliked how it fogged your mind and made you insensible. Still, it did soon help with the pain. You saw green cloth between Alyssa's fingers. "Whose is this?" she asked, you weren't sure to who, "My brother owns nothing so nice." "Mine." Your heart jumped on so soft and tender a voice as Linette's. "I'd heard you'd had given him your favour," Harry said, impressed, "No wonder he fought like a devil. We're all here, Edric. If those cravens try another tilt at you, they'll find Bastard swords waiting for them." "Better he be in one piece than a devil," Linette said, and you thought you heard tears in her voice. The surge of warmth through you was as much the sound of her affection than any milk of the poppy, or so you told yourself. "Better he be a bloodied devil than a craven," your sister said, darkly pleased, "I heard he maimed my betrothed. An earless husband, such a gift. But I suppose Sam Tarly is a barking dog, unready for a dog that bites." Harry laughed. "He has a vicious bite, your brother." "You talk of him like he's an animal," Linette snapped.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Wed 11 Jan 2023 05:43:31 No. 5526888 Report You would have called to her but then the maester's needle began to thread your skin, and again you loosed a whimper. But the whimper brought Linette to your side. "I'm here," she said, and you saw she was still in her kitchen clothes, "I came when Tim told me what happened, came running." She was flushed, her cheeks coated in sweat. Beautiful blue eyes large with worry. Slender soft fingers through your hair. "Mind my space, young lass," Maester Petyr said, "The work's not yet done." Behind Linette Alyssa sniffed her favour, where blood and grass had stained it, staring at you. "We should let Edric rest," Harry said, "My mother is with your father, and offering House Clover all of our support should any of the wretches come forward. My master Ser Jaxon has promised to dismount any Tarly, Peake or Bulwer that crosses his lance." Good, you thought. Though you had a mind to do such yourself. They left you in the care of the maester, and when he was done the maester and septa left, leaving you to rest in the cool of the tent. Your chest was sore and unnaturally tight, the wound covered in a poultice. You would do it yourself. Gormon Peake had not yet had his due. You would meet him and settle this. In the melee. - (I'll be back in a couple of days, hopefully to finish off the highgarden arc)
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>>5526887 >you thought you heard tears in her voice I believe in Linette Supremacy
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Goddamn Linette is smitten, they havnt even known eachother for that long and she is already head over heels for him
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>>5526890 And Alyssa is *jealous*.
>Behind Linette Alyssa sniffed her favour, where blood and grass had stained it staring at you. >staring at you Sus
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>>5526887 >"I heard he maimed my betrothed. An earless husband, such a gift. But I suppose Sam Tarly is a barking dog, unready for a dog that bites." Man she just does not fucking KNOW how bad they'd treat her, at least she's enjoying this.
Also linette 10/10 healthy waifu.
>>5526888 I'd like to at least try and impart that they know about shit and what they threatened Alyssa with.
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>>5526893 Alyssa just not being able to say thank you, bet she is overjoyed that we did it, but cant let the dumb bastard think he did something good or he might think he is an actual person
She is also being a freak with that favour, seemed to enjoy Edric's blood and sweat
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>>5526895 again I don't think she knows what the extent is like we do and it goes back to the violence thing she might have going.
>She is also being a freak with that favour She's obviously jealous, I almost want to ask for hers as well.
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Also goddamn if Westerlings aren't based us fuck for coming to bat for us.
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>>5526633 Don't apologize, this quest has been great so far.
>>5526689 This post was fact-checked by real Blackfyre patriots
>>5526887 >Your heart jumped on so soft and tender a voice as Linette's. queen
>Beautiful blue eyes large with worry. I don't wanna be a continuity sperg but she had green eyes in the last chapter lol
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>>5527026 She’s a shapeshifting reptoid.
Even more reason for the best girl award. Anonymous
I kinda of want to go for both Alyssa and Linette at this point which is technically possible since theirs no route locking as munk said last thread and its not like either option has to be immediately confirmed in a serious way anyway since Edrics like thirteen. I imagine its kind of like Alyssa is his darkness and Linette is the sun both can appeal.
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>>5527030 He has plenty of darkness in his life. Don't need no more poison.
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>>5527061 Nonsense, that's the fun of it plus you just know when Edric steps out from home his life is going to improve considerably
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>>5527068 >his life is going to improve considerably make sure to notify us when it happens
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One thing I'm curious about, was Harry going to ask Linette for her favor like we suspected? Is he just being chivalrous with us? Did he already plan to ask someone else who was more highborn?
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>>5527081 It already has in a way I guess since we left rose hall, we've made friends, our sister has kinda ( but not entirely) being a cunt to us, we've found some self-worth in fighting and we have ammunition against at least one of our tormentors at home (Hobbs a simp)
Oh and we not only met our personal hero but have the interest of 1/2 girls right now.
>>5527086 Since he apparently didn't ask I think he is after a noble girl.
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>>5527086 Wonder who Linette's father is, it was said he was a knight from House Vyrwel but a regular knight could simply have married her mother which mean he is pretty high status enough for him to not be able to marry. maybe some sort of third son who managed to get work as a knight for house Tyrell
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>>5527094 That's all great but it ends once we come back to the Rose Hall. If we go back we will regress to being a punching bag for Hobb and a target for Marisa and Alyssa.
Alyssa is still a poisonous bitch that has 0 desirable qualities other than the incest meme.
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>>5527102 >>5527068 If we're lucky and do well at the melee some knight might want to take us as his squire which would be the quickest way to leave home.
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>>5527104 That might be nice but we will get there when we will get there
Not any knight can protect us from Peaks and Tarleys
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>>5527102 I disagree at least on Alyssa, we have been making progress through the utter mess of warped emotions and fucked up home life the two have shared and I don't expect to go back to zero with her at least when we get home. Funnily enough I think if what Peake and the Tarly boys were talking about comes out either through us or otherwise we will likely earn points with Marissa and/or Alyssa since for all the suspicion she has for us this is an event with a few precedents (Peake stalking Alyssa/Tarlys talking shit/Both of them looking for blood) she can't blame on us and if anything looks good on us defending her or her honour.
Don't get me wrong though I get the place you come from and Alyssa has some fucked stuff going on though and I'm not talking the magic stuff
but then again I find that enjoyable about her Anonymous
>>5527105 What if Daemon takes us as a squire? Surely the Peaks and Tarleys wouldn't be that stupid.
I hope they are and just keep getting trashed. Anonymous
>>5527131 I mean that would be ideal but he seem to already have a squire?
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>>5527132 If there is one knight that could pull of two squires at once, it would be Blackfyre. Bet he could even teach both at the same time and they would learn even more.
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Been lurking the past 2 threadsOur Edric's totally dying at the Redgrass Field, isn't he?
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>>5527131 Peakes might be, I'm curious if theres a terminal point for the tarlys though where they cut their losses.
>>5527156 There are many ways this story ends and none of us can say with certainty.
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>>5527156 Shielding the One True King with your body from a hail of arrows fired by his black magic-practicing half-brother is a death worthy of song, after all.
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>>5527245 If we're lucky we could get Alyssa to use some of her Old Gods magic to counter Bloodraven. Some kind of psychic duel for the control of the Weirwood network would. Assuming that she doesn't end up strangled like in her vision from the last thread.
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Hi I haven’t read this thread yet but I read the first one and my wise counsel is to have Catling beat the shit out of Edric and take him sexually in front of Alyssa, that would be revenge
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>>5526856 >Hate Family But we have the other little sister who likes us?
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>>5527300 The twins are an underappreciated part of this equation.
We don't know much about them besides the boy being a bit slow and a momma's boy and the girl...not wanting us to die? Which is excellent given the stance of some people in our family.
If Edric cared to do so, we could teach them not to be little terrors, but a bastard older brother can only do so much in child raising, especially with their mother actively pouring poison into their ears.
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>>5527300 Father for being and indecisive idiot and Marisa is a witch.
The only thing Gareth did was tell us to stay still during the practice, but I think it was because he sucks at fighting and is spoiled, instead of wishing to hurt us.
The twins have done nothing, and were worried about Edric when he was hurt.
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>>5526851 >>5526854 Based schizo Cersei
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>>5527026 >I don't wanna be a continuity sperg but she had green eyes in the last chapter lol BASTARDS DON'T HAVE TYPICAL ANATOMY
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>>5527568 Just chalk it up to Edric being delirious from the milk of the poppy
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>>5527300 Mostly just shitposting, honestly I could see Edric softening with his Siblings since both they and Gareth seem to have missed out on Marissa's Venom.
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>>5527132 I thought that “squire” was Gwayne Cobras, Kingsguard knight, hence his “worthy of the kingsguard” comment. Anonymous
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Gormon can't have too many more friends to throw into the meat grinder that is Edric. Nor will he have Valyrian Steel to hide behind. He's going to be so shook at the melee...
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>>5527682 Edric has a nasty wound that might kill him so it should even out. But yeah, im pretty sure no one actually wants to pick a fight with Edric anymore, atleast not on Gormon's behalf.
Except the Tarly's, but fuck'em
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>>5527688 I hope g we can't bust some Tarly kneecaps permanently but it's probably best to let someone else take em.
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>>5527568 This is a true and verifiable statement
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>>5527682 Even if he doesn't have more friends, don't keep the guard down. He has still money to give around.
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>>5527660 I am admittedly not too familiar with the source material. If you are telling me that there is a an opportunity for us to become Daemon's squire then I am all for it.
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>>5527758 Yeah pretty much anon, I think Daemon’s ”squire” is a bodyguard in disguise, leaving room for us to squire should he ask it
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>>5527764 We'd have to win the melee to get that honor, methinks.
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>>5527766 Hell if we win the melee after being wounded the day before we may get knighted on the spot. That’s often the prize for winning these things
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>>5527766 Im not sure, i think the tournement at the wedding will be the important one and i am pretty sure Daemon will be unimpressed by us going to a fight with that wound, he would see it as foolishness and not courage
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>>5527768 Of we got knighted we'd be the second youngest to ever be knighted I believe.
That's some good shit if it could happen.
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>>5527766 I think he would accept even if we just did well, since we would be fighting injured after nearly winning alone against six opponents that were older and better armed.
That's impressive in of itself.
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>>5527769 NAH DAEMON IS A REAL ONE. HE SEES EDRIC BIG COCK SWINGING TO VICTORY, HE WILL APPROVE.
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BROS I MADE A CONNECTION HOUSE CLOVER 4 CHAN>mfw
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>>5527809 And all of it's members are either autistic or underage.
Perfection
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>>5527809 >Limp-dicked old dude >Ugly simp >Angry woman who was abused as a child >Autistic incestuous teenagers >Smoothbrain children Brilliant
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>>5527817 Don't forget about the nerd
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>>5527817 >smoothbrain >children Are you okay anon you're repeating yourself.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Thu 12 Jan 2023 01:13:45 No. 5527823 Report >>5527809 coincidence, and now I'd change it if I could
>>5527026 >I don't wanna be a continuity sperg but she had green eyes in the last chapter lol its not my only contnuity fuck up. I kept messing up which of Joffrey's brothers were with him at Highgarden and called Ronnel Penrose his cousin when I meant for him to be his uncle.
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>>5527809 FUCK IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
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>>5527809 I don't know how I didn't see it before
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>>5527823 just retroactively say they're something else lol. It's still basically the prologue and all
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>>5527809 >Angry Autist with a incest fetish who can't take shitposting Well now I feel stupid but it all fits together.
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>>5527823 nah it's banging
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>>5527823 >>5527830 I find the joke funny, please keep it
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>>5527823 Its not a bad thing keep it.
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Munkun, would you mind telling me how well pic related resembles a grown Edric?
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>>5527874 A wild Paolo Maldini
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>>5527874 somewhere between that and Rudolph Valentino, but not exactly that either
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either way yeah he's supposed to have a Latin vibe, both in the European and Americas sense, so you could read that as the darker kind of Italian/Spanish or even Latino.
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>>5527823 HAHAHAHHAHAHA YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW!!!!
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>>5527929 Well not with that Attitude
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>>5527929 Maybe you should try it out?
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>>5527888 >Italian Now I'm thinking he looks like Fabio.
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>>5527967 I mean Edric's feuding enough to basically be Italian.
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>>5527958 >>5527962 Did you pay the iron price for these posts
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>>5527975 Yes and it occurs to me Edric would make a halfway decent Iron islander.
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>>5527975 Imagine living in such a shitty land you have to come up with excuses on why having to take things from decent places to survive makes you superior.
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>>5527981 MR ELECTRIC DROWN THIS KNIGGA NOW! AND HAVE HIM RISE HARDER AND STRONGER!
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>>5527969 he is almost there needs a good dose of parochialism first, but the clover castle doesn't have a burg around it. The Reach reminds me more of French overall.
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>>5527969 Would Edric be a guelph or a ghibelline?
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>>5528245 Yeah the reach is more akin to an idealised Aquitanian France
and frankly Westeros lacks urban centres in general the reach alone should have loads of small cities. >>5528251 Ghibellines if he's as deep in Blackfrye as people want him to be right now
the status quo about bastardy are held up by the septons as much as common social law Anonymous
Also it just occurred to me, maybe Alyssa's obsession with blood is related to magic like she can sense the power in it? Too bad our only source of magic info right now is the pet witch that is in the one place we almost certainly shouldn't be asking.
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>>5528374 So far the only blood she took interest in was Edric's and she was sniffing it.
She clearly gets off to it cause she is a freaky bitch nothing more.
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>>5528390 I mean I also suspect that's some part of it, hopefully at some point she'll talk about it.
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>>5528392 About how she gets wet sniffing Edric's blood? Can't say I am all that interested but sure why not.
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>>5528410 more why she does it specifically but hey if thats the answer...
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>>5528278 yep
On top of that, there aren't that many great cities either around for "kingdom" (look at the size of the north and tell someone is a kingdom). And there is lack of churches, sanctuaries, small temples, cathedrals and monasteries.
>>5528251 Ghibelline as it is, but Guelph if the Reach was more autonomous has a kingdom from the Iron Throne and the Faith of the Sevens looked more like the titanic powerful institution it should be. A church can give rewards and land, even to bastards if they fight for it.
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Hopefully we'll get to meet based Bittersteel.
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>>5528968 His expression there is one of intense homo-lust
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>>5528968 Bittersteel is just 15 right now so we might meet him in the melee actually. But he's probably with the Brackens in the Riverlands.
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>>5529077 Maybe the royal melee though I doubt this one, he's probably the only one with more anger than Edric.
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>>5528463 >and the Faith of the Sevens looked more like the titanic powerful institution it should be I wonder why it isnt, i am sure there is an explanation
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>>5529172 Sevens faith might dominate most of the continent, but they are fairly stagnant and not relevant for politics (not a lot of heresy or internal conflict either, you would expect the faith in the Vale becoming more estranged with the faith in the Reach or King's Landing for example, as centuries pass.) And they even ignore/tolerate the other two faiths under the iron throne (one so passive and disorganized that you could extinguish it in a few decades by sending hundreds of missionaries, the other so villainous and small that you need one war for remove it from the face of the world. Same for the worshippers, everyone would approve too).
What power they had was lost with the targies kicking their nuts and outlawing/destroying their military orders. And they never really recover after that.
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>>5528463 A lot of the issues with the "realism" mostly stem from GRRM not being aware of the fallout of some decisions around his world building and placement.
There's a good video I remember watching that highlighted how the North is premier real estate for shipbuilding and River industry since their rivers can readily be accessed by sea and that its weird they only have a single city as a result.
>>5529172 I love Maegor's tyrannical ass but if the papacy can survive the collapse of Rome and several sacks and be relevant and powerful enough to broadly influence europs a few centuries later, the Faith of the seven should be way more relevant, but again it just highlights GRRM 's gaps as a writer.
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>>5529201 >I love Maegor's tyrannical ass but if the papacy can survive the collapse of Rome and several sacks and be relevant and powerful enough to broadly influence europs a few centuries later, the Faith of the seven should be way more relevant, but again it just highlights GRRM 's gaps as a writer. Counterpoint: Dragons
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>>5529201 GRRM is too busy doing nothing to be able to think about the Targarian's tax policy
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>>5529196 four faiths, though the Orphans of the Greenblood are pretty obscure
imo the tolerance the Faith of the Seven shows towards other religions is a consequence of the peace treaties that ended the Andal invasion, and why they allow missionaries of the Lord of Light freedom to peach in the Seven Kingdoms by the time of the Baratheon dynasty. It's mostly a head canon though.
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>>5529196 I wholly expect that if the old gods were threatened by a seven jihad the north would be so hard to crack on multiple levels that its occupation could ruin even a united southern realm.
Its a shame the Drowned God is a Donut Steele tier relgion instead of just a darker aspect of the Old gods.
I really love how just before House reynolds went to shit there was whole sequence of human sacrifice by some northern zealot Anonymous
>>5529205 I will admit that's fair but he never burnt Oldtown to the ground and that is for all purposes the ultimate seat of power for the faith even after Baelor the blessed.
Admittedly that might explain the lack of monasteries and minor church holdings since Maegor did nothing wrong.
>>5529206 The success of the Dragon show seems to have sparked him again but I've been burnt before by the fat bastard.
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>>5529201 >the Faith of the seven should be way more relevant the Targaryens broke the back of the Faith's hard power but they do still have a great deal of soft power, the problem is the religion was never a major focus of the books until A Feast for Crows which was our first real look into how the Faith of the Seven operates, particularly among the small folk.
I'm going to write up an update, hopefully have it up in a bit
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Inb4 we wake up to Alyssa creeping on us in the middle of the night
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Fri 13 Jan 2023 02:26:12 No. 5529277 Report Quoted By:
It was in a half sleep, with the milk of the poppy still gripping you, that you heard your father's voice, felt the weight of him beside the bed. "It should never have come to this," he said, voice barely more than a whisper. "It's my fault. Dalia...would that I have wed you for true, and given our son a better place in the world. The words we spoke among the roses should have been more than words." He spoke your mother's name, he spoke to her. You opened an eye to see him on his knees beside your bed, as if in prayer. He was touching his chest, something beneath the tunic. "But how could I refuse her too? Marisa was a frightened girl of four and ten when she came to the Rose Hall. To turn her away for the memory of you...back to who had sent her. I would not have been worthy of your memory if I'd done that." He fell silent then, massaging that spot upon his chest, eyes squeezed shut. "I thought I could coax her fear into love, to love our son as her own, but fear ruled her too strongly. I misjudged, I set him aside, I dug up your bones for her, thinking it would cure her fear. But it only grew into hate, into spite, and it turned onto him. I made a terrible mistake and now it comes to this. Our boy near dead. Forgive me, if you're able. I will not blame you if you don't. Forgive me for what's become of our son and forgive me, forgive me...for falling in love with her." He didn't know you were awake, doubtless he thought you were in a deep poppy sleep. You saw tears trickle through his beard in the dark. "He should have had a mother and father who raised him in the light, instead of living so long in a shadow. He was born under the shadow of the Stranger. I fear what that's done to him more than I fear his wounds. I fear what will become of him. He is brave, Dalia. He has your courage, and that scares me. He wishes to be a Warrior's son but I fear he will become a violent hand of the Stranger, until he meets the Stranger himself in an untimely death. And I fear there's nought I can do to stop it, that I let it go too long and left it too late." "My cowardice killed the gentleness in his soul." He took that thing out from under his tunic, and placed it on your chest above the bandaged wound. He bent over you then, and while you faked sleep but a gentle kiss on your brow, the whiskers of his beard soft against your skin. Then he rose and left, leaving you there in the dark. You touched the thing upon your chest, a small leather pouch, and inside it you felt a ring, a ring on a slim finger bone. Your mother's finger with a small red ruby ring. You closed the pouch, staring at nothing. Then as you felt the dawn rise you got up. Your chest throbbed, pain breaking through the fog of the poppy. Moving was unwelcome if not difficult. Your body cried for you to return to bed but you refused, pulling on a fresh tunic and hose, your good boots, belting on your sword.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Fri 13 Jan 2023 02:28:14 No. 5529278 Report You looked at the pouch your father had left you, its morbid contents, and tucked it in under your tunic.
You would need to move quietly in the camp to fetch your armour and shield, to carry away with Chestnut. Your father had all but forbid you from riding in the melee. It was the sensible thing to do, but a dark storm of need raged through you, a need for what you weren't sure, only that you were sure you would find it in the press of horseflesh and the clash of steel, the stink of sweating, bleeding boys all warring to hurt one another. That's where you would find it.
Outside was still dark when you found your mail shirt and gauntlets, your shield, then to where the horses were hitched, you sat to dress. Pulling on your mail was difficult, you were fighting against the unpleasant, painful tightness on your chest, and you gave up on the second effort.
"Here," a voice said from the dark behind you.
Alyssa was waiting. She stepped out, face ghostly pale between her unbound dark hair, her eyes still gently bruised. The poppy still fogging your brain made her pale skin seem all the brighter under the moonlight. Made her a fey, strange
creature.In silence from behind you she reached over your shoulders to help yank the mail on, helped pull it down your back. She helped you into your mail gauntlets and leggings, and with your legging she knelt before you, initimately close as she tied them off.
She looked up at you from there, on her knees, her fingers latched to the metal rings of your mail leggings. The sight of her there, like that, did strange things to your heart beat. You became uncomfortably aware of it, she had started to show breasts.
"You won't warn father?" you said at last.
"I want to watch you fight," she said, "Win or lose, I want to watch."
"Why?" you asked, "Why do you care?"
"I don't know why," she said, shivering, "It's always excited me, watching. It makes everything else feel so...distant. Unimportant. It's thrilling. Aren't I supposed to enjoy it? Isn't a lady meant to enjoy watching her knight, meant to cheer on as he fights to the last, to either bloody triumph or bloody defeat? But no, a lady must also be mild and gentle, as mild and gentle as the Maiden."
"Is it so wicked that I love it, when all the realm tells me I both should and shouldn't in the same breath?"
She did not sound remorseful or anguished. She spoke as if she had bee thinking about it for some time, and delivered cold conclusions.
"You had best not lose, bastard," she said, then gave you your last armament, Linette's blood stained favor. "Do not make my kiss a cheap thing."
>then take her kiss now, before she could give it away >say: you made the vow, you must accept the terms >say nothing and do nothing, leave her with silence Anonymous
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>>5529278 >say: you made the vow, you must accept the terms If we by some miracle win i bet all she'll give us is a kiss on the check or something.
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>>5529278 >then take her kiss now, before she could give it away Anonymous
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>>5529278 >say nothing and do nothing, leave her with silence Anonymous
>>5529278 Oh wow
>Dad would have married mother if he'd been able >he gave Marissa shelter out of pity and probably found comfort in her If she was 14 and scared she definitely fled her brother >Alyssa just likes us fighting regardless Talk about some bombdrops, regarding the kiss I'm in two minds
1.we take the kiss because Edrics thirteen and doesn't really understand his emotions and Alyssa is being dead serious here which is rare
2. We don't take the kiss because we'd be dishonest to linette/her and it feels wrong to Edric on a level.
Ultimately though I'm down for it
>then take her kiss now, before she could give it away "Stay away from Peake or Tarly I won't let them hurt you"
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>>5529302 Also jesus christ Marissa is only like 26/27
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>>5529278 >say nothing and do nothing, leave her with silence Linette >>> Everything else
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>>5529313 We can literally do both
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>>5529278 >>then take her kiss now, before she could give it away Fuck it, if anything bad happens from this we can just play it off as the milk of the poppy fucking with out head.
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>>5529316 I don't want both. Alyssa is trash tier.
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>Edric Flowers, Hand of the Stranger I like this name desu
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>>5529278 huuurrrrr... I am conflicted...
>then take her kiss now, before she could give it away >say: you made the vow, you must accept the terms either of these, but I can't make up my mind on which one. Guess I'll vote for the one that's closest to winning.
>>5529320 That's just the thing. I love garbage.
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>>5529333 Danny DeVito, is that you?
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>>5529278 >say: you made the vow, you must accept the terms No cheating, we'll win the sister kissu fair and square. Also it'll be hyper lame to kiss her now with another girl's favor on us.
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>>5529278 >say: you made the vow, you must accept the terms Dab on Alyssa
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Fri 13 Jan 2023 02:58:35 No. 5529342 Report >>5529302 >If she was 14 and scared she definitely fled her brother not quite what happened. Garlan and Marisa were betrothed pretty much when she was born, and she was sent to wed him as soon as she was an acceptable age. Her fear was of Garlan sending her home having 'failed' in her duty to the House to secure the marriage. Anonymous
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>>5529342 Huh, that's significantly less heroic but dad at least did the stand up thing if the implications of her treatment at home are correct.
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>>5529278 >>say: you made the vow, you must accept the terms Fuck off Alyssa. Go marry that maimed pig.
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>>5528390 is me
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>>5529337 I'd like to support a variety of this if we do go for the vow choice, basically just go for the kiss if we win and say we won't lose.
What vow did we make though I'm struggling to remember.
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>>5529352 She made one, whoever wins gets a kiss from her.
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>>5529278 >then take her kiss now, before she could give it away "Then let me take one from you so I know what is at stake if I lose"
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>>5529278 >>then take her kiss now, before she could give it away Anonymous
>>5529278 >>then take her kiss now, before she could give it away Anonymous
>>5529278 >then take her kiss now, before she could give it away Anonymous
>>5529278 >>then take her kiss now, before she could give it away I'm
>>5527962 btw. To defeat claims of samefaggotry.
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>>5529278 >then take her kiss now, before she could give it away Anonymous
>>5529278 >say: you made the vow, you must accept the terms also is there a list of generic descriptions of the characters
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>>5529211 Is still weird that the whole faith is mostly tolerant and keeps being tolerant for all this time. Especially with iron b*rn, the scum of the earth and rats of the seas.
>>5529212 Mayhaps. They could also not care, wouldn't be the first time the gods do so. Also bringing some wars to the north sound fun. And far from not possible.
In comparison to beyond the wall which is only forest and snow.
>>5529216 Too cruel i suppose. Even it sounds like a targ thing to do to destroy a city.
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>>5529366 The only character we have had a pic of is Linette so far. Wish QM gave us some other resembling pics, for waifu characters at least. Where's the Marisa pin up poster Edric imagines every time he faps?
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>>5529373 We had a image of Linette? I thought it was of her mother
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>>5529368 >Too cruel i suppose. Even it sounds like a targ thing to do to destroy a city. Could imagine they destroyed almost everything but Oldtown, as some sort of twisted mercy and hollow goodwill
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>>5529354 right the bet I suppose to Kids surrounded by the Reach's honour culture I suppose its a more serious thing than I may have thought.
>>5529368 The old gods form a large if slightly neglected component of Northern culture I believe they would absolutely care about its supplanting or eradication.
>Even it sounds like a targ thing to do to destroy a city Maegor was wholly willing to and the only thing that stopped him was the High Septon submitting.
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>>5529373 Character images are overrated if they're not custom made drawfag style. I'd much rather simply imagine what they all look like than be disappointed by whatever character art can be found out there.
Or worse deal with images Anon's in chat come up with like above.
Some of those Edric images are atrocious. And the ai generated Alyssa images from last thread? Yuck.
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>>5529278 >>5529355 I've voted above:
>then take her kiss now, before she could give it away But add to it: "And what kind of Dornish viper would I be if I didn't sample the goods before paying the price?"
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>>5529384 dornish viper is the lamest most unimaginative nickname possible for a dornishman
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>>5529390 I mean at least its not Dog but I prefer Thorns.
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>>5529390 Something a moody 13 year old would come up with. Perfect for Edric to refer himself to that
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>>5529390 It's a callback to when she said it was a dornish viper in her tent that made her scream, instead of Edric.
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>>5529390 I think anon wrote that because Alyssa said that a dornish viper attacked her.
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>>5529390 >>5529392 What's next?
Targarien called the dragon?
Stark called the wolf?
Lannister called the lion?
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>>5529392 Good thing I am not 13 and can see how lame it is.
>>5529393 >>5529395 I know. So? It's still lame.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Fri 13 Jan 2023 03:46:23 No. 5529424 Report Anonymous
>>5529424 Well, I guess it's no longer a meme.
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>>5529431 It will forever be a meme because it never works out lol
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>>5529435 well here's hoping it does because I need it out of my system.
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>>5529424 this will go over great with our vengeful psychopathic stepmother
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>>5529438 Have you ever heard of post nut clarity? Seems like exactly what you need.
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>>5529441 Mother doesnt have to know
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>>5529442 She's twelve I'll pass.
>>5529441 Good thing she doesn't need to know.
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>>5529446 >>5529448 a mother always knows
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>>5529448 No I mean in general. You seem to be suffering from semen intoxication. Go find some incest porn and get it out of your system.
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>>5529446 >>5529448 And what are you going to do once Alyssa has another one of her bitchfits and tells everyone what happened?
Knowing her she will probably enhance it some and say that Edric tried to rape her.
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>>5529459 >Trial by combat >Kill Hobb >Leave Anonymous
>>5529462 >Trial by combat >Get killed by a simp >Ashes scattered like mom Anonymous
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>>5529462 If that's our plan why not go all the way at this point?
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>>5529464 >Bunch of simps throw a kid onto another simp's sword pottery
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>>5529455 Anon I don't even appreciate incest as a tag, the large reason I'm even on board in this quest is because its not be done outside of coomershit and Munk has made a decent whack at making interesting.
>>5529452 >OH MY DAUGHTER WAS NEARLY KILLED BY AN ACTUAL DORNISH VIPER >NEVER MIND MY DAUGHTER HAS BARELY HIDDEN STRANGLE MARKS >GO KILL THE VIPER SIMP! >>5529459 I'm suspecting and hoping the bitchfits are mostly if not entirely behind us at this point, but if they aren't it's kind of a game of chicken and its seems to always terminate at the point of serious consequence, yes Peake and the river were the farthest its ever gotten but I also think that was a wake up call for her considering the ramifications.
I also think she was being real when she talked about thinking it was okay because she was there for us after the fact but hey I could be wrong and you are welcome to disagree.
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>>5529471 >going for multiple girls >going for the girl that treats you like a dog >going for your own sister >not coomershit It's time to come out of the closet
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I'm so ready for this to either blow up in our face or for her to give in. Btw Munkun you might need to clarify how exactly will our using the fate point work, because we'll probably need it in the melee. Does it win us one entire fight? One round? Remove our damage? Negate opponent's damage? We will be better equipped to use it once we know exactly what it does.
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>>5529474 lol no, though I gotta say I can see why you'd think that.
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Man, this reminds me of Joffrey quest where we fucked Cersei and I wrote omakes of Joff raping Catelyn over Bran's unconscious form.
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>>5529471 Ok so what's your long-term plan? Go for 2 girls at the same time and hope that it works out somehow? You are delusional.
You are setting yourself up for a disaster. Even if Alyssa won't throw a bitchfit you can bet your ass she will use it against Edric one way or another.
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>>5529480 I can put up a link if you want. There was also an omake I wrote with Joffrey and a slightly aged up Myrcella.
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>>5529477 Sir this is a coomer quest. If you are here you are a coomer. No need to deny your nature.
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>>5529479 I don't even know what to say... just have your (You).
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Fri 13 Jan 2023 04:28:31 No. 5529496 Report She stood back from you, her arms crossed. Pale and wane and tired. A breeze blew a dark tress across her face. Her kiss, you thought. Your pulse quickened as a terrible excitement took hold of you. You stepped to her and in surprise she took half a step back, but you grabbed her, a hand on the back of her waist, and drew her back. Last year you had been of a height, now you were a finger length taller, and she had to look up to look you in the eye. She pushed at your chest, a fear bright in her pale grey eyes. "What are you doing Edr-" Your kiss stole your name from her lips, making the last word a whimper, your wicked sister frozen in your arms. It was a kiss like you'd never given before, and felt her hard breathing on your cheek. If it ended there it would have been enough, but when you tried to pull back, your kiss parting with the flush of her gasp, she grabbed you by the head, and intwining her arms behind your neck pulled herself up onto her toes to return it, her lips parting so you felt the wet push of her tongue against yours. It was wet. It was clumsy. It was terrifying. The heat of her mouth, the heat of her against you. You hardened in a way you shouldn't. Not for your sister. The Gods, the Gods would curse you both. Evil, you thought, this was evil, evil and wicked. To want her, to want her how a man wanted a woman. To want that wicked girl. You grabbed her throat and squeezed, but did not break the kiss. When the kiss at last broke you were shivering, strange tears in your eyes. She shivered too, staring strange with tears of her own. Both of you panting like dogs run hard. "You shouldn't lose your kiss to a stranger," you said, voice as quivering as your body. "Then don't lose," she said, then whimpering fled, a hand pressed over her mouth. Gods what a foul creature you were. Even your father saw it in you. A hand of the Stranger, he had said. And now you were seven hells bound. You grabbed Linette's favour and tried to fill your mind with thoughts of her, but all your thoughts turned to Alyssa as you fixed Chestnut's barding. Her wicked little grin, the shock in her eyes, the taste of her tongue. Thoughts that wouldn't go no matter how hard you prayed. Stranger take you, Maiden curse your name, Mother hide her head in shame. Mounting your horse you looked back to the dark Clover camp. If any had seen what had happened it could mean your life. But that wasn't what you looked for. No, you had something else to focus on. The melee, you had to focus. Your chest strained even now. In the thick of battle you didn't doubt it would open. But if you could win, it was worth the danger. You heeled Chestnut into a trot, riding to the tourney ground to where your friends would be waiting. -be back in a sec
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Man, this quest deserves better than us. All these beautifully written characters and wonderful, thoughtful use of the setting...wasted on this gaggle of autists and thirsty coomers. Please forgive us for our sorry ways, Munkun. You're doing a fantastic job so far in both writing and dealing with...this mess.
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>>5529479 Make sure to write some for this quest.
We all would love some EdricxDalia and AlyssaxMarisa.
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>>5529496 We are going to the hells laughing all the way
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>>5529497 Anon, if Munkun didn't want the coomers, he would just shut them down. Anonymous
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>>5529497 Be proud of who you are fellow coomer. This is a coomer incest quest. It was made for us.
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>>5529485 long term plan? don't really have one beyond trying to win the melee, to be honest I see Linette as more of a summer romance kind of thing personally but I do understand why anon's are interested in her in comparison to Alyssa, my earlier post regarding both being possible was an attempt to open the conversation up, not necessarily my preference and since Alyssa is our halfsister a traditional relationship is of course off the table and sooner or later if the relationship continues to progress they are going to realise that.
>Even if Alyssa won't throw a bitchfit you can bet your ass she will use it against Edric one way or another. I get you are incredibly pessimistic about her but I have to reiterate we have been making unsubtle progress on devloping a less misanthropic relationship with her to the point that we have reached here which has been a moment of uncomparable honesty.
>>5529496 >You grabbed her throat and squeezed, but did not break the kiss. Jesus christ Edric
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>>5529502 The autism on the other hand, it's impossible to avoid.
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>>5529507 Edric and Alyssa is into some kinky shit
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>>5529510 Yeaj, you should let the twins stay alone in a room to talk about how foul it is
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>>5529510 You are in the wrong place
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>>5529510 Don't worry once we help Daemon win the throne he'll give us an official incest pass.
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>>5529510 ''lol'' said his children
''lmao''
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>>5529507 So what you want is ditch the decent girl for the bitch that treats Edric like shit only to break it off once they realise their relationship is off the table?
Did I get all that right? Great plan. You should listen to that other anon and go jerk off before your brain drowns in coom completely.
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>>5529496 Edric's soul steadily fades from the light.
What is it with anons on this board and toxic women? Why can't y'all be happy with the good girl?
Nevertheless, I do prefer to play this Dornish demon rather than an upright lad. I like the character, if not the incest.
>Captcha: MADJ0N Anonymous
>>5529517 We are simps and like it when women treat us like dogs.
Do you think munkun would be willing to write some findom?
>not the incest Sure thing lol
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>>5529517 We will get an epic struggle between Alyssa and Linette for Edric's soul
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>>5529517 The only toxic woman I've seen anons go for is that snake girl from snake catcher quest. Maybe Vancewell from StV too? Though I think that's debatable. Every other time it's been as you suggested.
>>5529518 > We are simps and like it when women treat us like dogs. Speak for yourself mate.
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>>5529523 >Speak for yourself mate I am speaking for the majority lmao
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>>5529516 >People find the doomed incestous romance better than the bland love with no complications Woah no way.
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>>5529523 >Snake girl from snake catcher quest Hiss. Her name was Hiss.
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>>5529529 Hey i am in the being with Linette in public an having secret affair with Alyssa group
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We had a girl crying over us as the Maester stitched us up, after giving us her own favor for the melee. And we end up kissing our sadistic half-sister, truly /qst/ does not disappoint.
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>>5529523 The main character from Mecha Space Pirate dated and married a psychopath
who was also best girl Anonymous
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>>5529533 >come into the coomer thread >get surprised that the coomer option wins lmao
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>>5529526 > I am speaking for the majority lmao When did that election happen? I don't remember seeing a vote for representative of Alyssa fags.
>>5529530 Yeah that one. God I hated every second of the anons giving her a pass on her bullshit over and over again i.e. the entire quest.
>>5529535 Never heard of it. Probably because I don't like mecha.
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YEAH EDRIC BIG COCK STAYS WINNING
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>>5529516 Look if you want Linette I get that but if you're just going to refuse my case because you want to reduce what the relationship is to ''Alyssa is a complete and utter bitch'' I won't bother.
>>5529523 >Maybe Vancewell from StV too? I would argue she hasn't been given the screentime to devlop anything more than ''Villanous snake'' Emille clearly sees more than that even if she's largely that.
But time will prove me right or wrong on that.
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>>5529537 >When did that election happen Right here
>>5529424 Anonymous
>>5529540 At this point I don't want anything other than combat because whenever any girl gets involved the thread becomes a shitshow.
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Linettechads, the incestuous ones have won the battle but not the war...
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>>5529540 As I said, debatable.
>>5529541 That doesn't make your retarded insistence that this endeavor is motivated entirely by coomers so no, that wasn't it.
>>5529544 More like tiresome. If you think this is a shitshow then you must be new to /qst/.
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>>5529547 Keep being in denial if you wish lol
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>>5529479 You forgot the loli Omake with arya stark Anonymous
>>5529544 Yeah I don't blame you waifu wars often brings out the worst in /qst/ and I was honestly surprised STV didn't turn into fucking Baghdad when it came down to it.
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>>5529547 I played both StV and Fate Paradox quests. I've seen shitshows and we are on a steady pace for one of these.
>>5529553 >STV didn't turn into fucking Baghdad Did you miss the thread where Forgotten got banned by the samefagging mod?
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>>5529550 Cope, seethe and dilate anon.
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>>5529557 I don't need to lmao I won the vote
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>>5529556 I was but that was samefag bullshit not THE waifu vote so I feel my point stands that it wasn't Baghdad for the waifu vote.
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>>5529556 I haven't read Fate Paradox but I have heard of it and it's reputation though that is not sufficient for me to comment. StV had no shitshow bar the one you mentioned and we're not even close to it at this point. He also wasn't a mod btw, just a really dedicated faggot.
>>5529561 So did I, so speak for yourself when you talk of motives behind votes.
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>>5529496 why yes, Edric, you CAN fix her
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>>5529571 More like Linette will have to try and fix Edric. He is a twisted as Alyssa
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>>5529570 Sure thing pal whatever you say as long as you vote with me
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>>5529574 Seven above I cannot wait to read her reaction to Edric's inner psyche if/when she ever sees his deepest self
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>>5529571 >>5529574 >Alyssa: [Mumbled Incest/SSDisorder/Magic issues] >Edric: I can fix her! >Linette: I can fix him! Anonymous
>>5529583 I dont think Edric wants to fix anything, he is just as broken
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>>5529587 Depends on what you mean by "fix". Mutual respect? Most likely. Well adjusted? I don't think so.
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i will make edric date the half baratheon half dragon tomboy
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>>5529480 >>5529483 >>5529487 >>5529492 >>5529491 I shall provide a suitable distraction from this shitflinging by linking the aforementioned SI Joffrey/Catelyn smut fic. Enjoy.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/44235253 Anonymous
>>5529587 yeah but thats part of the joke, huh now that I think about it I wonder if Edric not knowing who his parents were before he was six played a role in the incest thing, distant relatioships with siblings apprently plays a role in the typical barriers around such relationships not developing from memory.
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>>5529593 You have a disease.
One which I also suffer from.
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>>5529596 Think Edric didnt develop an Westermarck effect growing up
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>>5529595 Thank you my coomer brother. Can't wait for this quest to reach the same levels.
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>>5529596 >I wonder if Edric not knowing who his parents were before he was six played a role in the incest thing Coomer votes played the major role in the incest thing.
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>>5529605 Yeah, but also it wasn't a write in. It was an option. So either it was to appease the coomers, or it is some actual reflection of edrics ideas/feelings. He may have some trauma making him incestuous. He may need therapy. Violent tomboy therapy.
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>>5529622 The only two girls in his life up to this point are his younger sister and his wicked but hot stepmother who’s really not old, he needs to be fostered somewhere away from their influence, perhaps storm’s end
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Fri 13 Jan 2023 05:57:52 No. 5529631 Report Quoted By:
The Bastards had gathered at dawn, their horses standing in a group, mist billowing from the horses' wide nostrils as their masters' readied themselves outside the melee arena. Harry sat on a stump, chewing the end of a cinnamon stick, his brow low on his lumpy face. He was the best armored of you all in an interlocking suit of steel plate, the six shells of House Westerling engraved upon the chest. He wore a simple helm though, so all could see his face. When he saw you riding up he grinned, spitting out the chewed stump of the cinnamon stick and rising from the stump. "Edric," he said as you dismounted. You grabbed hands and met in a fierce hug. "Shouldn't you be in bed?" "With your mother's mouth on my cock," you said, "A little scratch won't keep me away." Harry laughed. The others were preparing. Catling crouched on all fours, stretching a leg out behind her one at a time before standing. Unlike you she wore good steel greaves and plated gauntlets, though she had only a mail shirt which hung dress long down to her thighs. She had a quiet focus, adjusting her gauntlets to be comfortable, checking her sword and axe at her belt before pulling on her helmet. "Check my straps, Joff," she said. Joffrey crouched, tightening the straps on her calves and thighs. "Looks good," he said. He wore steel greaves but his arms were clad in mail. "Hey, Edric, is your sister with you? I still need her favor." Talk of your sister made your jaw clench, and something must have shown on his face as he backed away. "All right, all right! Maiden save me from over protective brothers." Roderick stretched in his armour, his curls hidden under a bright red scarf. The favour of Lyanna Kidwell, you soon discovered. Timmet wore three favours. "Ambrose, Webber and Leygood," he said. "I bet she does," Catling said to crass laughter. "I'll need all the favours I can get," Timmet put his hands together, praying to the blue dawn sky. "Anyone stupid enough to ask for your favor, Cat?" Roderick asked. "Yeah, one fool," Catling said with a grin. "I asked as a jest, is all," Harry Hill said with a grin of his own, "I felt sorry for you is all. I haven't had a fair chance to ask the lady I want yet." "And if she says no I'll give it to you," Catling said, "I'll feel sorry for you otherwise." "Who are we waiting on?" Roderick asked, his focus sharp on the task at hand. "Little Gareth," Joffrey said, "Who...there he is." As said, Gareth was riding up on Jester, the warhorse in a foul mood, the boy on his back anxious to the point of sick. He bobbed up in a mix of plate and mail, his shield heavy on his arm, green in the cheeks. It was a comical sight, but the Bastards stifled their laughter. He didn't come alone. Your lord father and Lady Marisa came with him, with Alyssa trailing behind in company of her uncle Ser Lincoln. You avoided looking at your sister, and she avoided looking at you.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Fri 13 Jan 2023 05:59:13 No. 5529633 Report Sight of you puckered your lord father's mouth, and your hand reached for the pouch now against your chest. But he didn't say anything. Other squires were beginning to arrive. "Be safe," Marisa said, kissing her son, "If you feel its too much, ride away and yield. I will not think less of you, nor will your father." All the others would think him a craven though, you thought, and spoil his reputation when he became Lord Clover. "My Lady Clover," Harry said, stepping toward her with his helm beneath his arm. Harry was shorter than her by a head, and shorter still when he bowed. "Marisa, your name alone is poetry. All know you to be the fairest woman of the southern Reach. You put the roses of Highgarden to shame. It would be my honor if you would grant me your favour for the coming melee." You tensed by instinct, waiting for her withering put down. Instead she smiled. "Oh Harry," she said, giving the boy a curtsey in return, "You're a charming boy, but you must know my favour belongs to one man and one man only." And that she hooked your father's arm, and your father stood a little straighter. "My favour, my heart, and my love are his alone." They interlocked fingers then, and Harry somehow kept his disappointment from showing. "My mother is counted one of the wealthiest women in the Seven Kingdoms," Harry said, "But my lord, you have a treasure worth more than all her silver mines on your arm." "You're a bold flirt," Marisa said, approving, "But you must be ready for your melee, and I wish you luck in it. We will be cheering for you. Here, take this and let it suffice." She kissed Harry's cheek and his grin grew wider. Harry stepped back as your lord father escorted his lady past toward the stands. It was only when they passed that Catling Storm bellowed with laughter, slapping Harry hard on the back. "Oh dear lady," she said in mocking tone, "Wouldst though humble me with the merest sniff of thine hair?" "Up your arse, Storm," Harry said, but was soon laughing too. Then Catling went to her horse and fetched a plain grey cloth. "Here," she said, stuffing it down the front of Harry's gorget. "Out of pity." "I knew there was a maiden underneath it all, sweet Cat," he said, earning a light slap up the back of his head. Alyssa passed and no words were said, but your grip on your sword tightened. Then a voice in your ear said, "You shouldn't be riding today." You turned to see Linette, and with as ever Tabitha Grimm and Jocelyn Florent. Her concern was near tearful at the sight of you standing there. "You stubborn idiot," she said, near trembling with held back emotion, "Did I not just see you under a maester's care only a few hours past?" Linette, fair and golden, and angry. Angry at you. At the sight of in armour and ready to ride into battle, though faux-battle it was still it had real danger. "He's a warrior, Lin," her brother Timmet said, "He's meant for this." "We'll keep him from dying," Roderick promised.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Fri 13 Jan 2023 06:01:11 No. 5529636 Report She stared at you, but then bowed her head. "I'll cheer for you," she said, but said it with no joy as she and her friends joined the crowd heading into the stands. A squire's melee brought less attention than the joust, but still there was more of a crowd than you'd ever seen before, with Lord Tyrell and his kin seated in the box. Leo Longthorn was not yet wed, but sat with a pretty maiden of House Oakheart, a girl of six and teen in Tyrell green and gold. That might be changing soon then, you thought. The early morning sun stood bright in a clear blue sky. Hot enough to start you sweating. A large square of dry, barren earth had been made for the melee, with raised stands all around it. The Squire's Melee was a mere sideshow, the real thing would be tomorrow, when the knights rode. You had heard in other parts of the Seven Kingdoms, that the melee and the lists were open to freeriders and foreigners both. Not so in the Reach. Only annointed knights could compete, and to impersonate a knight to enter brought the most severe punishment. The squires of the knights poured in through three gates, until near seventy young boys were assembled on their horses, the dust stirred up around their hooves. You bastards no longer seemed so fierce a company amon the sigils of House Inchfield, House Osgrey, of Fossoway, Varner and Hightower. Tarly and Peake sat close together and raged gripped your guts. When Lord Tyrell stood, your attention became fixed on him. "The next generation of knights of the Reach," the spritely Lord Leo said, hand raised, "Today marks the beginning of your list of deeds. Deeds that shall follow you through all your days, and tell us what knights you will one day be. I see you all. Now show us your valour." A humble short speech followed by the blast of a horn blown by Lord Tarly, a hunter's bugle. It stirred the squires into a wasp's nest of activity. You joined the Bastards side by side, Gareth sticking close. And swallowed on a hot swell of bile as you shook, the pain of your injury catching you up, the heat of the day only adding to it as the fading effects of the milk of the poppy made your tongue taste thick. But now you were here, and there was no turning back. ->time for a vote >you can either spend the fate point to win this leg of the melee and make it so only the Bastards are left standing, then from there fight it out amongst yourselves >or you can risk it and roll for it spend fate point?>yes >no
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>>5529636 >>yes Feels cheap, but given our wounds I feel it necessary. Also, get fucked Gormon.
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>>5529636 >>no HE AIN'T NO BITCH. AND I WANNA SEE EDRIC FUCK PEAKE'S SHIT UP
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>>5529636 >no I’d rather see how this plays out
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>>5529633 >"Oh Harry," she said, giving the boy a curtsey in return, "You're a charming boy, but you must know my favour belongs to one man and one man only." oh okay WE are the exception I see when it comes too bastards.
>>5529636 >yes FUCK TARLY AND PEAKE I'd do them worse if we could get away with it.
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>>5529636 >no Hoooooold it.
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>>5529642 Anon i am pretty sure we will see it written how we fuck up Peake if we spend the point
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>>5529636 Wouldn't it be better to make it the other way around? Use the fate point at the finale? Idk I think it'd be quite shit to use the point then lose anyway.
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>>5529648 That is not a chance I am willing to take, Inshallah
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Fri 13 Jan 2023 06:07:16 No. 5529651 Report (I'll close the vote tomorrow) (also I try not to butt in too much into your conversations, coomer or otherwise)
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>>5529649 Because this way we will defeat the ones we want 100% and avoid being embarresed by being unhorsed early
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>>5529649 Peakes and Tarly's are out for blood I imagine and it may be a sore contest, I also don't know If I want to trust the dice here they can be fickle at the best of times.
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>>5529649 I'd rather lose to a fellow bastard than to some highborn cunt
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>>5529636 >no Risk it for the biscuit. We win this leg, use it to beat the bastards, and gain glory.
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>>5529663 Not if Peake and Tarly gang up on us and beat/kill us.
Reminder to everyone but we are wounded. Rather spend the point to beat the ones who would try to kill us than the finale with our friends
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>>5529664 As I said, risk it. Edric have allies to help him deal with all but Gormon.
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>>5529664 As I said, risk it. Edric has allies to help him deal with all but Gormon.
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>>5529636 >spend fate point? >>yes I'd rather lose to one of the bastards than Peake or Tarly. The odds are stacked heavily against, we're most likely not winning, I'd prefer to use the fate point to get a good show in and wallop the highborns (and get some ransoms in if that's a thing in a squire's melee)
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>>5529636 I am not too keen burning a FP for a squire's melee we most probably aren't winning anyway. Us showing up and getting a few wins in should be enough to build up some rep, given the wound
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>>5529682 Disagree, we still need to deal with Peake and also the fate point should stop us from dying due to the wound
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>>5529636 >>yes Such a close vote with new IDs from both sides
I wonder which one will win
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(on religion and why Aegon didn't just burn down Old Town: keep in mind Aegon and House Targaryen were followers of the Faith at this point and had been since moving to Dragonstone, even if they still practiced polygamous incest. It might have been his own faith that kept him from burning the Starry Sept, but he also probably didn't want to ignite essentially a Westerosi crusade against him by defiling the most sacred place of worship in the Seven Kingdoms) (One of the dumbest things to happen in Game of Thrones was Cersei blowing up the Great Sept consequence free. It was in my mind the stupidest OC moment in a show full of stupid OC moments)
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>>5529701 >One of the dumbest things to happen in Game of Thrones was Cersei blowing up the Great Sept consequence free Yeah when i saw it i expected her to get fucked by both commoners and lords being absolutely outraged by that.
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>>5529705 >>5529701 Half the army should had abandoned her and the other would turn against her. The entire city should be in open revolt
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HEY BROS. DO ANY OF YOU HAVE GOOD RESOURCES ON HOW TO MAKE ASOIAF FIT A BIT BETTER MEDIEVAL-WISE? IT WOULD BE FUN TO DELVE INTO MORE OF THE NITTY-GRITTY DAY-TO-DAY IMO
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>>5529701 >Aegon Maegor not Aegon, sorry
For the most part the Faith Militant who were most against him were the Poor Fellows, drawn from among the smallfolk. And even without burning down the Starry Sept it was still a massive uprising that only really ended when Maegor died.
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>>5529708 imo its not really possible without reworking the geography of Westeros. Westeros is meant to be about the size of Brazil iirc, but it runs on a fairly standard medieval feudal system and is generally said to have a population level close to Britain in the 15th century. It should have millions and millions more people, with multiple languages being spoken (at least one for each major language, with some sort of Lingua Franca among the nobility) and more clearly defined ethnic variation and customs.
there's a lot of gaps in the setting mostly due to it not being the concern of the story, like who profits from the wool trade, where are the main sources of linens, who are the great artists and artesans, stuff like that. there should be a lot more large urgan areas outside kingslanding. you just have to accept some things as a conciet of the setting. smallfolk customs are pretty under developed.
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>>5529701 It's always been iffy to me if the adoption of the seven was lip service or not, I personally really liked how in the Dragon show they had elements of the Valyrian paganism still going even if it was lowkeyish. I'd agree Maegor knew that even as the tyrant he was the destruction of the Sept would be too far even for him in its ramifications but he was willing to go there if they didn't bend the knee since that was basically his whole thing.
>One of the dumbest things to happen in Game of Thrones was Cersei blowing up the Great Sept consequence free I'd already switched off the show by then but I remember thinking how it showed how poorly D&D understood the ramifications of such a monumental action, sure your Immediate enemies and opposition are destroyed but you would have the realm against you and the other half ready to remove you out of paranoia and fear.
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Btw munk. Who was our milkmother?
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>>5529718 I take a moral superiority by quitting during s5. That crappy fight in the water garden did it for me
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>>5529633 Harry Hill is a gigachad
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>>5529708 One of the things I commonly discussed around this is that food storage should be way innovated and advanced than it is due to the monumental length of any given winter that and heating/Insulation methods.
I imagine given the size of Westeros even if the population isn't massive each lord Paragon should be effectively a king in their own right and less like a duke simply due to the massive size of most of the realms.
>>5529722 You toughed it out, I was already halfway their when they butchered the setup with OC love interest for Robb because they clearly didn't understand the class system and it consequences.
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>>5529719 Qarl Wills' wife, making Genna Wills Edric's milk sister
(I nearly quit watching the show when they turned Jeyne Westerling into 'Talisa', but kept an eye on the big moments on youtube. The way they showed Stannis attacking Mance's camp was some of the dumbest rewrite of canon material I've seen, somehow making Stannis' one real moment of heroism look omenous. D&D really didn't get what they were adapting.)
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>>5529725 >with OC love interest for Robb because they clearly didn't understand the class system and it consequences. or that Robb was partially motivated by Catelyn's poor treatment of Jon, and didn't want his own child to grow up the same way
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>>5529726 >Qarl Wills' wife, making Genna Wills Edric's milk sister Are you pulling this out of your arse mate? I haven't seen the QM mention in this thread or the last.
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>>5529730 I am the QM, I just don't have my trip on because I'm not currently running
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>>5529730 Look at the post id anon Anonymous
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>>5529731 Oh.. guess I gotta eat some crow
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out of curiousity has much speculation actually been correct in these threads about some of the characters?
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>>5529736 I don't want to comment on that sort of stuff unless its completely unimportant like Gareth's love of lemon cakes
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Man, that Harry interaction with Marisa was weird. Is he on our team or hers? Btw QM can you confirm if there's a ransom system for the squire's melee where we can earn some coin for our victories? Or is that for the actual joust only? Also what's the victor's prize for winning the squire's melee again?
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>>5529737 Here hoping that Gareth will turn things around and actually get into shape and become a half decent fighter due to the bastard gang and Edric's influence
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>>5529741 Anon i dont think he know our relationship with our stepmother, think it is more just because Marisa is like the hottest woman of the marches
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>>5529636 >no We fight and use our fate point to win the battle of the bastards
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>>5529741 >Or is that for the actual joust only? just the joust has ransoming armour and horses. squire melees are considered sideshow events, and unless I forgot it being mentioned in the books even knightly melees don't have ransoming of arms. its what makes the joust so prestigious and profitable.
>Also what's the victor's prize for winning the squire's melee again? I never said it earlier but its 100 gold dragons.
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>>5529636 Poor fucking Linette, butchered.
This makes me despise alyssa even more
>>5529636 >>no Anonymous
>>5529737 good answer, though my dissapointment is immeasurable.
>100 dragons for the Melee goddamn now we have to win for some Plate.
on a unrelated note I'm curious what Anons thoughts are about Rose hall? Is there a future for us there? should we build good relationships with Gareth and the twins and be a better brother than the parents are parents? or do we put ourselves as the better child? or do we run like hell?
>>5529741 I feel like Harry likes women not girls.
>>5529745 Its been said but you do realise either way rolls are going to have to go our way right?
And unlike the bastards the others won't be holding back on account of us, especially Peake and Tarly.
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>>5529749 >Is there a future for us there? What future? We are never getting legitimized or knighted as long as we stay there.
We need to get out there and actually do something worthwhile.
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>>5529750 We will have to stay there intill we are atleast 16. So three more years
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>>5529751 You don't know what opportunities we will encounter. We might get out sooner than that if we are lucky.
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>>5529749 Hell no stop there.
We aren't staying in that shit hole. Fucking simps
>>5529751 They can send us out there far before, in medieval times they did plenty of education away from their family
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since I have some time to kill here's a few 'what could have been' paths: if you'd picked the small folk mother your relationship with your true born family would have been a lot more harmonious. if you'd picked the Yi-Ti mother she'd still be alive and working happily in the Rose Hall as an apothecary, butting heads with the maester (I was debating giving you more full siblings in this path too) if you'd picked the Summer Islander mother she'd still be alive but would have abandoned you to continue her adventures. you'd have potentially earned a goldenheart bow down the line. if you'd picked the Ironborn mother you could have taken on the Faith of the Drowned God instead of the Seven. you'd have had to deal with people questioning your loyalty and could potentially leave to join an ironborn crew. that Dornish blood put you on the racism path.
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>>5529755 >>5529750 I don't know what riled you two up I'm only asking a question with some hypotheticals attached.
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>>5529757 Do you have any notes on the other realms? I know you mentioned their would have been a wildling option in the north.
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>>5529759 And i am only answered your question. What's the issue?
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>>5529757 Yeah, i take it the main issue she has with Edric is that he is half dornish as well as a bastard.
>>5529761 THere were also Targ bastard if we had gone Crownlander
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>>5529762 I might have just have inferred some churlishness in the post, its been a long day so I'll cop that as my bad.
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>>5529757 On the topic of what could have beens, did you have a basic idea of arcs planned if we chose being under the kennelmaster or the maester instead of ser Hobb?
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>>5529757 >that Dornish blood put you on the racism path. even with no foreknowledge, 4chinz picks le racism option
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>>5529766 Not entirely true, anyone with the basic knowledge of the setting would know that this is the racism path
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>>5529759 I have give you my opinion on Rose Hall, i really dont like the place or want to remain with our stupid family. i just wanted the simps to understand that i don't want to be anchored to that place. I want Edric going out and living his own life, not serve the Clovers.
I have nothing against you though anon. and i am sorry if it looks like that, should have used different words maybe.
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>>5529636 So is the squire melee just one big free for all?
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>>5529761 >>5529763 wildling option for the north and vale, salt wife for the iron islands, valyrian blood for the crownlands and stormlands, crannogman for the north and riverlands. a Dornish option would have been available for the stormlands too and a Free Cities mother for the crownlands.
the smallfolk, YiTi and Summer Islander mothers would have been universal options.
I strongly debated not putting the iron islands in as a starting option since the quest would have been radically different playing from that angle, but saw a way to make it fun. Dorne was never considered since it unifying with the rest of Westeros is the inciting incident of the story and I wanted the start to be someone who had grown up under Targaryen rule
>>5529765 the only big difference was Edric having a close father figure in his life. You guys really picked the shittiest childhood possible for the kid.
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>>5529773 We picked Hard Mode all the way through it would seem
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>>5529770 Nah its fine anon like I said to the other anon I'm tired and that's playing into my responses, I get wanting to leave hell I'd be up for it personally If I didn't want to play out things out with Alyssa more if we could take her with us under some sort of cover it'd be perfect IMO.
Our Father has thoroughly fucked up our relationship to the point of basically ruin, Marissa & Hobb hate our guts and most of the others mean little at best or has Edric hostile at worst.
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>>5529633 >yes Would rather pass through the most dangerous part of the melee, since our fellow bastards won't try to pull some shit.
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>>5529773 Huh, I'm curious how the salt wife origin would have played out? I imagine if our mother lived the relationship was likely unhealthy at best for her.
>You guys really picked the shittiest childhood possible for the kid Ha! We really know how to pickem.
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>>5529496 The coomers have won. Trillions must die.
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>>5529773 yeah we really did and i bet is about to get worse. I am going for the dread thorned knight edric path soon enough if i have to see him suffer again like a beaten dog.
Also because we can justify a cool custom armor and personal shield/symbol with that.
>>5529780 I think the Tarly's would just try to do something if we did that with Edric, they have already a plan of conquest of sort or plot (since they want Rose Hall, did Edric actually talked about that with the Clovers lol ? I don't think he did since he was wounded). Nevermind what the Clovers will do.
The best thing you could try is being in the same court/castle were they send her. But i want Edric to taste freedom and friendship more, some years that he can treasure.
Anonymous
>>5529651 If we dont spend a fate point here, then make it, will we be able to spend the fate point when its just the bastards?
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>>5529773 I would have been down with a Bolton/Wilding bastard. That shit would have been cash
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>>5529773 IF we had gone with Crownlander a Targ bastard it would had been easy mode, right ?
Pretty sure our mothers family would treat us as a trueborn child
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>>5529797 not necessarily. It could have been the very opposite if the lord is bitter enough. just raised on a teat of hate for all things targshit
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>>5529788 It was only talked about in the most broadest way possible and I feel we should express what was said prior to the fight to Marissa and Dad since even if it's idle talk it shows an utter disrespect and probable threat for not just Alyssa's well being but House clover's as a whole even if Marissa absolutely hates our guts I can't see her being ready to talk down what was said since we got into a violent and serious fight about and particularly since she was apoplectic about the potential of it happening through us though we are a different matter entirely to her mind.
>The best thing you could try is being in the same court/castle were they send her. I have some rough Ideas about Alyssa and giving her some freedom but they range from rather dark and desperate to harebrained.
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>>5529636 >Yes Yeah i think its best we dont risk it with the highborns.
Are ransoms a thing in the squire meele?
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>>5529801 That got covered, its just the Tourney though their is a cash prize.
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Ahh ok thanks. About what we should do. I Dont have anything agains the Alyssa route. But i would like Edric to at least have a couple of years away from his family first
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>>5529807 There is no routes, there is nothing stopping us from having a relationship with Linette while doing Alyssa on the side
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>>5529808 I still think that a couple of years COMPLETELY away from his family will do Edric well
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>>5529810 Maybe we could convince father to help us find work as a squire or knight in Highgarden since he is on good terms with Lord Leo, that way we can also give Linette more time to shine.
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>>5529807 >But i would like Edric to at least have a couple of years away from his family first It occurs to me that Edric and Alyssa in their own ways have been the apple of a parents eyes, sending them both away would be a good way for Gareth to get some actual attention so he can shape up as heir apparent, currently he gets the soft touch because the other kids take up time he rather desperatly needs to become educated at anything appropriate to ruling.
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>>5529636 >or you can risk it and roll for it >>5529802 Dropped your trip QM. Thanks.
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>>5529636 >yes Fuck Gormon Peake. Also so we cannot use it later in the quest as a cop out.
>>5529747 We have to leave Rose Hall as soon as possible so this dumb incest plotline ends.
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what if Gareth's death is a planned "accident" during the melee, lord Tarly is in a prime position to know Gareth is green as shit and that his boys outstrip him by a wide margin since he's been eating with our Father every night if I recall correctly
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>>5529842 That would still leave Bael for them to get rid of. But maybe they had a plan for that too.
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>>5529747 >Implying its not Edrics own meathead determination at fighting through the pain and danger She deserves a guy with less issues
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>>5529843 Probably stage two if the Tarly boy marries Alyssa they'll have an inside agent albeit a dumb one.
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>>5529842 Gareth is sticking with the bastard gang though. I doubt Tarlys can get to him much less kill him in a convincing way. Also I suspect Alyssa's bethroval has been cancelled or will be in the future meaning they have no claim to the Rose Hall in the first place.
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>>5529847 While I hope you're right I'd rather be certain of that, I suspect there's been a lot of soothing words especially if Daemon's gotten involved even on the Downlow but that doesn't mean any such plans cease, it just means we are heavily deincentivised as a casualty.
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>>5529479 I remember that quest, it only got that far cause the original QM flaked and the guy who took over for awhile was running purely out of spite since the Joffery in it was SI of the first QM. And to the surprise of no one, he flaked as well, after bowing to DAS COOMER
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>>5529800 Well Edric was wounded, and he is going to the squires melee now. Not a lot of time. I think Edric needs that freedom more than them.
>>5529807 >>5529810 >>5529838 i fully agree
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>>5529864 I don't really disagree about Edrics freedom just going forward as a matter of preferencr I see Alyssa and Edric interlinked in terms of happiness and that itself is linked to temporary or more permanent freedom.
How that is actually achieved I can't even begin to hazard at properly.
Anonymous
If we needed a reason to leave we could always take Alyssa's maidenhead
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>>5529928 Think telling/asking father that we would like to stay in highgarden to squire for a knight would work well enough or that "mystery knight"
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>>5529932 well, we could always come up with a more legitimate reason
while also banging Alyssa and running away Anonymous
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>>5529636 >yes Bastard gang sweep
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Make sure to tell dad if he tells us off for the tournament one of the Tarly boys said they do in Gareth as well so we can double up on brownie points.
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>>5529749 Leave that shithole.
But the I doubt that Hobbsons are going to vote for that, since it means less Alyssa
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>>5529942 Well if Alyssa's betrothal got trashed
and/or she was "violently assaulted" by her betrothed and perhaps lost her maidenhead as a "result" and we could just happen to corroborate it with something we heard that caused a rather serious and violent incident the other day she would be in need of a new suitor at some point and who knows how long that might take given the nature of such
Damaged goods/Trauma and who better to escort her than the brother who attempted to defend her honour? And who himself is recently distinguished as a promising young warrior.
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>>5529808 Aside from basic prudence, yes?
>>5529838 Based incest rejector
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>>5529636 >>yes we are making it nowhere without that fate point. I have no faith in the dice or Edric on making it through the initial melee without getting horsed and blowing chunks all over himself.
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That fate point is a get out of death free card. Do you really want to use it when death is not on the table?
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>>5530058 Yes. While it crossed my mind to save it for when we are truly on the line, there really is no chance of getting out of this in an ok light without the FP. Really we shouldn't even be fighting right now. But we are so here goes the FP.
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>>5530058 I don't want to lose to Peake. That's why I voted to not participate in the melee while wounded. But since anons voted to take part I am sure as hell going to vote to use that point.
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>>5530064 I’d rather chance losing to Gormon here rather than take an arrow in the back or the front at Redgrass Field. If it even happens.
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>>5530070 There is another decade until the Redgrass Field and we don't even know if it will happen at all.
I'd rather use what tools I have to solve the problem that is in front of me.
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>>5530070 That's a long way away man, like endgame material. Who is to say we won't receive another fate point by then? You wanna hold on to this one point until the end of the quest, knowing that quests very rarely get to end points? I'd rather use it now for a good cause (not getting killed by Peake, Tarly or their lackeys)
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>>5530058 We have gotten beatings non-stop for the past few days and now have a huge cut in our chest, I'm pretty sure there's a still a real chance that we will die here especially given how some squires already proved that they wouldn't hesitate to kill us. If we roll another string of 70's against the Tarlys it's GG.
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>>5530074 I am not sure about that, we might have some timeskips in between teenage and young man. Depends on Munkun
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Please also make sure that the fate point makes Edric look very cool and handsome and skilled and powerful and impressive
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>>5530230 Make him slap a Tarly with his dornish viper
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>>5530070 >denying Edric the chance to have a redeeming death after a decade of being a hand of the Stranger Anonymous
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>>5530230 How do I get a fate point IRL? Anonymous
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>>5529636 >Yes Will our stitching hold if we use the FP as well? At least until the bastards?
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>>5529636 >yes Holy fuck, finally caught up. Can't believe the anons actually voted for Edric to kiss her, absolute madness. But after this interesting character development, I think it's time for a hard brake as I don't think a good chunk of anons will want to stop.. You give the coomers an inch and they take the whole cock.
>>5529479 This is the threat we face.
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>>5529530 That was a quality quest
Where did that QM go… he never finished the one about a burnt world without the sun
Such cool world-building
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>>5529636 >yes I use the tools I have to solve the problems in front of me. Today is not for hoarding
Anonymous
Lmao I miss a few posts and you guys have tried to fuck the sociopath sister while having the favour of another girl. I hope this goes the way of Banished Quest.
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>>5530536 The anti-incestuous-coomer coalition needs YOU anon
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>>5530647 I still remember the shit show that was Joff quest.
Anons are going to insert their fetishes into quests and we just have to hope the qm isn't also a coomer and punishes it
Anonymous
>>5530647 The Brotherhood without Baratheon Tomboys will aid your coalition in your struggles.
Anonymous
You guys are overreacting, why is everyone getting all weird about this
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>>5530663 >Baratheon Tomboys the only true choice. it is known
W4NK2D
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>>5530664 >Why is everyone unhappy anons want to turn this quest into an incest fanfic Anonymous
>>5530668 Edric's relationship with Alyssa is just one part of this quest, there no reason to believe that it will take over everything, could at least trust QM that much
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>>5530670 It's a part of the quest with overwhelming potential consequences attached anon. I might not love Catling as a waifu, but pursuing her isn't social, legal, and practical suicide.
Anonymous
>>5530676 Hence why it will be a secret relationship, this is not something that is unknown to the setting after all and its not like Edric cant have an official lover like Linette, those two seem to interesting aspect to draw Edric in; Alyssa which indulege Edric in his violent sociopathic fightmongering ways and Linette representing a more leveled and healthy path forward.
It would also be nice to have some sort of darker side to Edric that does not just involve fighting
Anonymous
Look we're not running away with Alyssa and Daemon isn't giving us a sanction for incest even if we single-handedly win the war for him. Edric's relationship with Alyssa will never progress beyond sneaking behind everyone's back (if it even gets to that point) and both Edric and Alyssa will have their own marriages to take care of in the future (whether it's with the Tarly brute or someone else). So unless anons specifically vote for a 'run away to Essos to live a life in sin with Alyssa' I don't see that aspect taking over the entire quest.
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you know fellas, what would really hurt alyssa is if she saw edric in the arms of a strong, tough and feminine woman
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>>5530685 Yeah, Linette is pretty great
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>>5530677 >>5530679 My point is that is isn't just "one part of the quest". A secret incestuous relationship is necessitates a specifically perverse character and therefore imposes significant constraints on what kind of person Edric can be. Sisterfucking is also a trait that due to its taboo nature necessarily stands out as a property. Jaime Lannister is, above all else, a sister-fucker. There's no discussing his character or life story without considering it. If Edric pursues Alyssa further I and most other people will see this quest as one about yet another sisterfucker in Westoros.
Casually carrying on an adulterous relationship with one's sister just sounds ludicrous. It'll either be something abandoned in his youth, or it'll destroy his life. I see no plausible in between.
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>>5530677 >>5530679 My point is that it isn't just "one part of the quest". A secret incestuous relationship necessitates a specifically perverse character and therefore imposes significant constraints on what kind of person Edric can be. Sisterfucking is also a trait that due to its taboo nature stands out as a property. Jaime Lannister is, above all else, a sister-fucker. There's no discussing his character or life story without considering it. If Edric pursues Alyssa further I and most other people will see this quest as one about yet another sisterfucker in Westoros.
Casually carrying on an adulterous relationship with one's sister just sounds ludicrous. It'll either be something abandoned in his youth, or it'll destroy his life. I see no plausible in between.
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>>5530670 >>5530677 Say less we all know it's about inserting a fetish, you don't need to dress it up
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>>5530699 Hey now, Jaehaerys I wasn't all that bad
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>>5530677 While I do think that Edric's Freudian fucked up sexual parasocial relationship with his half-sister is an interesting aspect of him, I wouldn't enjoy persuing it further. I see it as a dark part of him he needs to defeat or atleast keep under check. A constant saber which hangs over his head, warning him what he could regress to. And this anon puts it well
>>5530699 Once you shag your sister, there is no going back. It's a stain your name, your honour and your soul. Fuck, the Seven Kingdoms pay every time a brother and sister have a tussle in the sheets.
Anonymous
Alcohol and hot days are a bad combo Regardless of girls their are obstacles, Linette s angry and hurt because Edrics persisted about fighting in the melee, this will probably be a thing going forward if we want to fight in general.
The relationship with Alyssa will of course never behave legitimacy unless we manage to fuck off to Essos or some shit but that doesn't mean its doomed.
>>5530699 I don't think I've seen a quality game of thrones quest approach the incest with sincerity like Munk has.
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>>5530739 >I don't think I've seen a quality game of thrones quest approach the incest with sincerity like Munk has. Umm... JoffreyQuest bros? Our response?
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>>5530739 And there it is again
>approach the incest with sincerity like Munk has. Anon you're just trying to cover that you want incest because it's your fetish.
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>>5530742 Personally I never read it and I personally find a quest where you are playing an already established character to be poor quality. Also considering there was the accusation of one of the Qm's using him as a self insert I think that speaks for itself.
Anonymous
Let's be honest here, QM opened the incest door in the first place with the bitchy half-sister creaming herself whenever Edric got in a fight, and seeing Edric naked in her dreams. There was no player input involved there. Not saying that I'm blaming or shaming him for this (I myself have a 10k word draft of an asoiaf quest where the MC fucking his mother is a central plot point)
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>>5530742 >Our response? "Yeah, you're right."
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>>5530742 I'm just waiting for them to tell us that incest like feet is an intellectual fetish hence why they need to beat off to a 13 year old girl in a quest they want to have a "secret relationshit" with.
It all just reminds me of when anons voted to cheat on them main characters wife in Banished Quest and then threw a fit when it actually had consequences.
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>>5530746 >>5530745 I sort of assumed he was hinting that she is a sociopath that enjoys people suffering and torturing others. I think that sort of morphed into fetish stuff.
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desu we could definitely blame Edric's choice on being woozy from the poppy plus still being in a really rough mental place. It's not like this locks us in, and anons will probably find another character to latch on to once the timeskip comes along.
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>>5530748 >It all just reminds me of when anons voted to cheat on them main characters wife in Banished Quest and then threw a fit when it actually had consequences. I'm getting flashbacks from the end of House Shryke quest too sadly (despite voting for kissing Alyssa), where the personal melodrama and coomer and anti-coomer arguments overshadowed all other parts of the quest. On the other hand, QM here has so far not objected to it, and Edric is still 13. Hopefully we'll reach a stable equilibrium with regard to Edric's relationships by the time he's having kids.
Anonymous
Maybe people should stop assuming that people who want to go the Alyssa route are just brain dead coomers. Jesus if someone wanted incest porn there's plenty of it elsewhere.
Anonymous
At this point I am fighting a mighty urge to start posting random incest copypasta itt
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>>5530773 Ao3 is down currently, or I would link my Jon/Sansa smut fic. I have a Jon/Catelyn one too, maybe I can search and replace with Edric and Marisa if people just want to coom and get it out of their system.
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>>5530777 Do it. The thread can't get any worse from it.
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>>5530769 Again just admit you're trying to insert your fetish into the quest and the torque ends.
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>>5530749 If I had to guess I wouldn't say sociopathy since she hasn't completely disregarded Edrics well being and their have been maladjusted and honest attempts to be honest with him that aren't just for further manipulations at least obviously.
That's not to say she isn't messed up or that her behavior hasn't been hazardous to Edrics health previously though but since the river I feel like there has been a fairly rapid deescalation in such behavior and even with the truce (which from a benefit standpoint has no advantage to her now) Its been remarkable.
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>>5530782 If I was inserting my fetishes into this we'd be forcing twinks into dresses, don't assume shit faggot. I think a secret incestous relationship is an interesting twist in a Asoiaf game.
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>>5530797 Yeah you're just merely interested in pushing a character into a secret incest relationship. Just a passing interest. Don't worry we all believe you anon.
>>5530789 Fair enough it was just one approach, it could just be that she is playing out what her mother shows but in her own way. She is a young girl with a lot of sudden changes and very spoiled, she certainly emulates her mother who hates edric.
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>>5530815 Yeah and keep shoving your head up your own ass. Don't worry we'll all believe that its not shit coming out of your mouth.
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>>5530789 It's probably some kind of sadism
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>>5530816 Just be honest anon, everyone knows you just want to crank one out to children having an incestuous relationship. Dw it's just to differentiate from other quests and explore right guys?
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>>5530823 I do too, but do you know what I love MORE than this quest?
AMONGUS
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>>5530815 I do believe that Marissa bears a large part of the responsibility for that behavior since its become more evident how deeply rooted her trauma and paranoia is rooted in our existence and how thats shaped Alyssa.
>She is a young girl with a lot of sudden changes and very spoiled Yeah Puberty and her magic connection certainly didn't help and while she's been materially spoiled I think there's been a lack of appropriate parenting and paradoxically both a over-abundance and lack of emotional care for her and perhaps Gareth from Dad and Marissa who I am convinced were not ready for parenthood in anyway.
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>>5530828 What a suspicious post
Anonymous
>>5530822 I'm not going speculate on what's going on beyond the basics until there is more information on what's going on her head.
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>>5529636 > yes Knock out the Peake boys and then we can roll the dice to see how we go against our friends. QM said a time skip is coming up anyway. Let’s ensure some victory at least
Anonymous
Anonymous
Currently 16-8 in favor of spending if you're around Munk.
Anonymous
>>5530844 I'm pretty sure it isn't speculation when she admitted that she felt exited watching the fights. It's either that or she is a hardcore sports fan and treats Eric as her favorite team.
Sadism does tend to occur due to problems in the childhood. Question is if she will manage to deal with it and it ends up just as a kink, or she goes the deep end. Anonymous
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>>5529636 >Yes I don't even recall if I'm samefagging
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>>5530900 I feel like specifically diagnosisng it as SPD is but you are correct in that there is grounding for it, however the behavior is uniquely directed and limited in scope if it exists which is peculiar for it.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 04:07:01 No. 5530997 Report >>5530888 I guess that settles that!
fate point spent
but will you get another fate point one day?
Whose to say...
me. I'm to say. Anonymous
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>>5530997 Ohoho, here we go
Bastard gang about to start fragging out
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>>5530997 here hoping Edric laughs like a madman again, much to fathers and Linettes's worry and Alyssa excietment
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 05:42:42 No. 5531081 Report Quoted By:
(sorry, got called away to deal with something. writing it up now)
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 06:52:33 No. 5531144 Report Quoted By:
Pain was a pulse in your chest as the collection of squires began their war. Melee was the right term for it, the fighting began as soon as the hunting horn blew, horses set to a gallop, swords and axes drawn. No blow was meant to be a mortal one, but grevious injuries would be done this day. Dust rose thick in the air. A boy of House Cuy was the first dismounted, struck from his horse by a might blow from the elder Sam Tarly, a swing of his axe spilling the boy over the cantle of his saddle to drop hard onto the ground, hands raised to protect himself from the press of horseflesh and trampling hooves. House words were cried in battle all at once, becoming an indistinct roar from dozens of shrill young voices, joined with the slam and crash of swords on swords, the crack of shields, and the startled cries of pain from boys struck harder than they had ever been. There was nothing false in the pell-mell to your eyes, it seemed as real a battle as you could imagine. Blood flew from bloody mouths as teeth were knocked from heads and flesh opened by poorly thrown cuts. A boy of House Mullendore squealed in terror as he fell from his horse, his ankle tangled in the stirrup with the horse set to bolt across the field, dragging its charge behind it in a deadly race away from danger. It was only the quick wits of the boy's knight, diving into the yard to grab the horse's reins, that kept the boy from having his head dashed apart. Harry swung his sword toward the madness, laughing. "Into it, Bastards!" he yelled, and heeling his horse spurred it into the mess, the rest of you chasing after. The rush of battle coursed through you, the pain of your wound dulling from your mind, no longer mindful of the heat or the sweat washing down your face. All you could hear now was the gallop of the Bastards' horses charging as one, your own heart beat a war drum urging you forward. To your left Gareth rode with tears of fright in his eyes, with Roderick beside him. To your right Catling let out a vicious war cry, the scream of a shadowcat's mating cry calling from the hills. A focus came upon you when you saw the orange tabard with three black castles on it. Gormon Peake. He did not weild Orphan-Maker today, nor did he have any of his flunkies. He struck aside the shield of a House Roxton squire, slammed him him in the face with his pommel. The boy careened witless. Gormon grabbed him and threw him down from his horse, then walked his destrier over the boy's leg. The boy screamed. Whether deliberate or not you didn't know, nor did you care. You didn't give a devil's shit about the Roxton squire.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 06:53:37 No. 5531146 Report Quoted By:
"Peake!" you yelled, galloping at the squire. Gareth swore beside you, Catling stuck to your flunk. The line of Bastard squires turned to match your charge. Timmet crashed against Addam Oldflowers, his three favors tied around his sword arm, shouting and hacking at Addam. Joffrey joined him in pummeling the Oldflowers boy until the boy put up his hands in surrender. Harry slammed straight into Sam Tarly, laughing as their swords tangled, gurning at the bigger boy while lashing his helmet at Tarly's face. Catling hammered into Kedron Kidwell, axe and sword quick in both hands, while Roderick dashed his sword against a pale skinned Florent cousin. But your focus was fixed. Gormon had enough time to stop your first blow, then your second, but your third, a blow from your shield, caught him around the head. "Dornish bastard!" he spat. "Edric Flowers!" you spat back. You stopped his return cut and answered it with a slam of your crosshilt into his neck. It hurt enough Gormon sputtered, bending over his saddle horn. You drove your pommel down into the side of his head, once, twice, each time with a vicious joy that made you laugh. "Edric fucking Flowers!" you said, "Remember it, Peake!" "Edric fucking Flowers," he growled, and thrust his sword for your face. A thrust, a mortal strike, and one banned from the melee. You twisted in the saddle, the point slicing off the side of your helm. You busted his mouth with your pommel and felt a crunch under the blow. He opened a bloody maw, spitting white shards, a growing look of horror on his face at the damage you'd done. You whipped your sword down onto his shoulder, grabbed him then, and pulled him from his saddle. You flung him to the ground. He hit the dirt, rolling under the trampling destriers of Harry and Samwyl's battle, the two ignoring the sudden jostle beneath their horses as they exchanged hard fast cuts. Harry and Sam laughed at each matched blow in grudging respect, faces bright with battle-joy. You watched Gormon Peake huddle beneath the horses with a dark joy. You might have killed him. You wanted to kill him. Roderick's cousin Aladore dropped his sword and raised his hands, crying 'I yield, I yield!' Black Roddy grinned as his cousin, stooped in the saddle, rode off the field. Catling and Squire Kidwell fought to a standstill, Kidwell panting behind his aventail, until Catling caught his sword wrist with the hook of her axe, and with a twist disarmed him. The boy cried 'I yield!' as Catling's sword struck down on his face, too late to stop it. It hit with shocking force that Kedron Kidwell was knocked half out of his saddle, and would have fallen had he not caught his saddle horn. Catling kicked him up into his saddle, letting him ride from the field rather than risk a fall.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 06:54:39 No. 5531148 Report Quoted By:
You charged the squire fighting Joffrey, tipping the balance to give him the chance to unhorse him, then together rode to rescue Timmet struggling with a Norcross boy. Seeing a thicket of bastards baring down on him, the Norcross boy fled. Across the field the fighting thinned out as boys either rode from the field, walked, or were carried. You added a Hunt pelt to your tally, then a Sloane and a Hewett. You may have had more were you not protecting Gareth. Each one fell to your dark laughter, sweat pouring thicker down your face. A sickness and a joy mixed inside you, your limbs shaking you did not know from which. You watched Gormon Peake stumble off the field, clutching his broken mouth. The crowd cheer, small as it was. You turned blurred vision on the stands, looking for the glow of golden hair, looking for Linette. And looking for a darker shade too, your haunted sister. But when you jerked your attention away, Gareth's cry turned your attention back. It was a Rowan squire looking for easy prey, past opponents laid out behind him. The golden tree on his chest made you think of Linette's hair. The fright of your brother had you twist Chestnut around and throw yourself between them. Chestnut muscled into the space between the Rowan and your brother, taking a crack on his barding in the process. You recognized the Rowan as one you'd brawled with days ago, one who had joined in on kicking you when you were down. You had no thoughts of mercy but launched savage cuts that backed him away. "Black devil," he spat. Your grin was stretched and sweat stained. Your cut might have caught his eye had he not jerked back his head. You might have slammed your crosshilt through that eye, just to see what happened, but Joffrey came up beside him, and grabbing him from behind ripped him from his saddle. It was nearly done. All that remained was the war between Harry Hill and Sam Tarly, their horses a circle of rising dust, their shields hacked across the face, shattered near to splinters, both panting and laughing. Then Harry dipped under Tarly's arm, grabbed the bigger boy around the shoulder, and hoisted him out of his saddle with surprising strength. Harry was short even for his age, but big chested and brawny. He hoisted the Tarly giant high then threw him. Tarly crashed into the dirt, bouncing to a stop. Harry saluted his opponent, then wheeled around his horse.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 06:56:04 No. 5531152 Report There were only the Bastards left ahorse on the field. The crowd cheered, urging on the clash. But the fighting stopped for now, as each of you eyed the other. Catling flipped her axe in the air, blade gleaming bright as it an arc, then caught it by the weathered oak handle. Now was the end of the brotherhood. Joffrey, Catling, Roderick, Timmet, Harry and Gareth, and you last, all stared each other off, breathing hard, faces glazed with sweat. Your chest throbbed, the stitches straining beneath your mail. Was the sickness you felt from your wound, from the heat of the sun, or the exhausting thrill of battle? Most like all three. Harry laughed. "Come on then you bastards!" he said, "Time to finish this!">charge Joffrey >charge Catling >charge Timmet >charge Harry >charge Gareth >sit back and wait
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 06:57:24 No. 5531154 Report >>5531152 fuck forgot
>charge Roderick Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5531152 >>5531154 >charge Roderick Save Rodrick for the final epic duel when there is only him and Edric left
Anonymous
>>5531152 >charge Roderick Peake losing a mouth full of broken teeth makes me ungodly happy
Laugh and salute our battle bastards
Anonymous
>>5531158 Fuck i meant save Harry for the final showdown
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Also we saved Gareth from something not quite as bad as I thought but still nasty. I hope that counts for something later.
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>>5531152 >charge Roderick Peake will never forget this and he shouldn't
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>>5531152 >charge Roderick Common wisdom would mandate sitting back and letting everyone else eliminate each other, but Edric isn't particularly wise
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>>5531152 >charge Roderick SMACK MY BITCH UP
ALSO FUCK GORMY. PEAKES STAY LOSING DISHONOURABLE CURS.
Anonymous
>>5531152 >charge Gareth Male a show of it as much as you can, then knock him down gently. Let the other bastards knock each other out for a round. I'm quite surprised ALL of the bastards remain ahorse, did the fate point cause this too?
Anonymous
>>5531152 >charge Joffrey Penrose is likely the weakest opponent left, excluding Gareth
Anonymous
>>5531160 I'll second saving Cat or Harry for last, they are the best we know.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 07:05:18 No. 5531173 Report Quoted By:
>>5531169 Gareth and Timmet are probably the easiest opponents if you want to make it the 'semi-finals' so to speak. Joffrey is next after them, then it gets more even between Roderick, Catling and Harry
Anonymous
>>5531172 I WANT TO HAVE DEEP LOVING SEX WITH CATLING STORM AFTER DESTROYING HER ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 07:06:32 No. 5531176 Report Quoted By:
>>5531168 >did the fate point cause this too? Yes. if not Timmet then maybe Joff would have been unhorsed depending on how you rolled.
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>>5531174 You got guts kid keep trying.
>>5531168 If we do Gareth I want it to be brotherly and tell him he should be proud of himself.
He persisted despite being apparently scared shitless.
Anonymous
>>5531168 Calling anons to support charging Gareth. Saves us the dishonor of sitting back and letting the bastards soften each other up for us (I hope that shows up in the mechanics btw Munkun, if the survivors are a little beat up) while still making a show of it. Let Gareth know in advance what we are doing, let him get a couple hits in, then knock him off the horse. He gets to be in the final seven. Who knows if someone else accidentally ends up hurting him and we can't keep our vow to dad about keeping Gareth safe?
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>>5531183 Nah anon. I could be persuaded to switch my vote to charge Joffrey instead but not Gareth.
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>>5531159 fuck it supporting Gareth
>charge Gareth give the parents a show and then let him yield with Brotherly affection.
Anonymous
>>5531152 >charge Gareth Time to yield, Brother
>4 "kills", 3 assists >While injured A hand of the Stranger indeed. God, let Daemon be watching.
Anonymous
Edric promised to protect Gareth until there are nobody but them two left on the field. Charging him while there are still 5 other people would clearly be breaking that promise.
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We did promise to not go after Gareth while there were others on the field. Let Timett or Joff handle him with the kids gloves
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>>5531152 Changing
>>5531169 to
>charge Gareth Actually probably is better for one of us to knock out Gareth than one of the Bastards.
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>>5531152 Changing
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>charge Roderick Don't want Edric to be an oathbreaker
Anonymous
>>5531196 >"I'll protect him...but I won't yield to him," you said, "I'll not trade my honour for his. My lord...father, I can't, and you can't demand it of me." >His expression stiffened. >"His honour is the honour of House Clover," your father said. And yours wasn't, he left unsaid. Gareth's honour was the honour of the family, a bastard's honour was his alone. >"If it comes to him and me, I'll do him no great injury," you said, "That's more than could be said for others, him being a boy of ten." >Your father sighed, massaged his temples, seeming caught in a trap. >"Very well," he said. Not explicitly but I can see where you're coming from, at this point though the others will be playing for keeps and I think Gareth shouldn't be participating so getting him to yield now might be the best.
Anonymous
I did realise there are exactly 7 contestants left. If every non-Gareth participant pairs off with one another (like I expect they'll do) that will be 3 pairs plus Gareth watching. Next round there will be 4 fighters left, and perhaps then Gareth can be knocked down from the final 4 instead of the final 7.
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>>5531202 Huh nice catch
But whos who of the seven if we're the stranger? Anonymous
>>5531200 Actually, what if Edric simply "guards" Gareth by engaging whoever charges him? This will probably be a weaker opponent anyways, and will allow Edric to fulfill his oath. The only way it goes wrong is if the fat boy stabs Edric in the back.
Anonymous
>>5531207 Yeah I could also get behind that though that feels odd with the gusto we've taken so far and a bit too passive, also makes the fighting thats left lopsided.
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>>5531152 >>charge Roderick Anonymous
>>5531207 >>5531211 Yeah I don't think anyone's charging Gareth, more likely they'll see it as charging Edric, so it's not a given that the weakest person will be our opponent. It will be giving up our initiative anyway, right now we have a choice who to face. If you want the easy fight, vote for it, why remain passive and hope it's the easiest one?
Anonymous
>>5531211 >We could keep the promise given to our father and score some goodwill points with our brother but I am incapable of feeling any empathy towards characters I can't jerk off to so let's hit little Gareth with a sword instead Anonymous
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>>5531214 Yeah the more I think about it the less it fits.
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>>5531152 >>5531191 The points made were fair enough, changing to
>charge Roderick Edric FUCKING Flowers
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>>5531152 >>charge Roderick Presumably protecting Gareth at the same time.
Anonymous
>>5531152 >>5531215 I'll change
>>5531168 to
>Charge Roderick (since that seems to be the winning vote) because it makes sense that 6 of us charge each other and Gareth can stay on the sidelines this round, and gets to boast being in the final 4 at least. But I am expecting complications next round when there are only 4 people left including Gareth. I'll say more when we know who exactly (and how hurt or hale) the other 2 are.
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>>5531221 Well we don't really know if all 3 pairs finish their fights at the same time. Some might last 1 round while others could go on for 2 or 3.
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Btw are we going to roll soon or should I head off to sleep?
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 07:49:45 No. 5531228 Report Quoted By:
>charging Roderick seems to be the winner no easy battles for our boy Ned today!
Anonymous
It didn't have to be this way
Anonymous
>>5531229 PUSSY BITCH DETECTED
Anonymous
Dont really get why father wanted this to happen. No one will take Gareth position in this melee as serious, they will all know that he hid behind his bastard brother and snicker at him for it. Empty honour, empty valour
Anonymous
>>5531230 I originally voted for Harry who is a top bastard here
Don't call other people bitches when you are a bitch yourself lol
Anonymous
>>5531232 NAH CAP
WE CAN ALL AGREE THO THE REAL BITCH IS GORMY
Anonymous
>>5531233 Luckily he doesn't get to vote
Anonymous
>>5531231 If nothing else, maybe he was hoping the experience would get Gareth to start training like a real sword noble. Nothing like seething over your inferiority to spur improvement.
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>>5531233 Gormy has no teeth to object with
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>>5531231 Very, very few westerosi lords know how to parent kids who lack an interest in martial pursuits. Dad just probably thought "Well, if I was a fat slob who couldn't fight, I'd want to not be that way and win a melee!"
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>>5531234 WE NEED A DEDICATED GORMON VOTER WHO JUST VOTES FOR EDRIC TO KILL HIMSELF AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY
Anonymous
>>5531231 Gareth needed to show some metal as heir and because dad and Marissa are not even remotely good as parents this was his solution.
Fucking hell a decent squiring would have been better than this, but at the very least he didn't yield at the first sign of violence.
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>>5531235 >I have completly neglected my oldest trueborn son and my wife constantly spoil him what should i do? >I know! i should sign him up for a melee and have his bastard older brother do all the work for him >Im sure that wont totally demoralise him and fuel his inferiority complex towards him! MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 08:01:15 No. 5531242 Report Down the length of your sword you sighted the Black Flower of Brightwater Keep. Roderick whirled his destrier to meet you, grinning as well. Further down you saw Harry charge Joffrey, and Timmet charge Gareth. The fight between the two seemed a one-sided thing, until Catling galloped in to rescue your little brother, her axe and sword moving in a vicious accord that quick overwhelmed Tim. But Roderick gave you no time to think about your brother. He was the best rider of the Bastards, if not the best fighter, and he moved with his horse as a single deadly thing. "The fox!" he cried. "The rose!" you answered, and laughing met him at the gallop. ->Edric is a better warrior than Roderick (60 DC). Edric is taking a penalty for riding wounded (-5 DC but doesn't affect his wound counter). Roderick is riding a decent horse (-5) and is a better rider (-5 DC), Edric is wearing Linette's favour (+5 DC +1 reroll) Edric is carrying his mother's bones (+5 DC) >roll 3d100 dc 55
Anonymous
>>5531235 I kinda what Edrixc to help Gareth not be so pathetically weak but at the same time fuck Rose hall as a place to live.
Anonymous
Rolled 56 (1d100) >>5531242 Anonymous
Rolled 46 (1d100) >>5531242 here goes
Anonymous
>>5531240 Send Gareth to the Marches bordering the Wyls. That'll toughen him up. Or kill him. Either or.
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Rolled 78 (1d100) >>5531242 Oh shit Bone relic get
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 08:03:20 No. 5531248 Report >>5531246 that's a cruel thing to do
Anonymous
Rolled 17 (1d100) >>5531242 Reroll
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Rolled 2 (1d100) >>5531242 Re roll
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>>5531243 Wow I had a stroke or something typing this.
>>5531246 That's the problem the outside world is dangerous for an heir and Marissa won't have that.
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>>5531248 SOMETIMES A LITTLE CRUELTY IS NEEDED MUNK
Anonymous
>>5531244 >If Edric wasn't wounded he would've dealt Roddy three wounds in the first round Jesus Christ
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 08:07:19 No. 5531256 Report Rolled 41, 37, 94 = 172 (3d100) >>5531249 >>5531245 two successes (almost three)
>Edric is a better warrior (DC 40) but Roderick is a better rider on a better horse (+10) rolling for Roderick with DC50
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 08:08:31 No. 5531258 Report Quoted By:
>>5531256 two for two
>>5531254 fighting wounded is dangerous!
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>>5531248 He has to learn somehow
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Rolled 38 (1d100) >>5531256 MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 08:17:24 No. 5531268 Report Your blades met with the power of your galloping horses behind them, near wrenching your sword from your hand. It was battleskill kept your grip, and turned the near dropping of your sword into a return cut that sparked off the dome of Roderick's helm. Roderick's horse bit at Chestnut, stomping and snorting, poor Chestnut giving ground with a whimper. Roderick was not quiet your equal with the blade, but his horsemanship made up for it, and he pressed you back, his horse charging and cowing yours, giving him more room to move. His next strike cut through your defences and into your mail. You winced in real pain as your bandaged wound cried out, but the shock of pain only doubled your efforts to unhorse your friend, cutting at his armored neck, punching with your tattered shield. The thrill of the close fight kept tiredness at bay, though your muscles began to groan. Still you pressed on, panting under your helm, notches cut into your sword edge. Roderick was panting himself, his blows beginning to grow sluggish. There were no boasts or insults exchanged, only earnest combat. Despite your battlecries neither of you fought for the honour of House Clover or House Florent. This was a fight between Reach bastards, your honour your own. Roderick understood that better than any other. He cut and you parried, you cut and he voided, both of you glazed with sweat and stinging eyes. ->the fight continues! Roderick has taken two wounds, adjusting the DC by +5! >roll 3d100 dc 60
Anonymous
Rolled 26 (1d100) >>5531268 Anonymous
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Rolled 90 (1d100) >>5531268 Anonymous
Rolled 3 (1d100) >>5531268 Blood!
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Am I allowed to reroll my own roll?
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 08:22:12 No. 5531277 Report Quoted By:
>>5531271 >>5531269 two successes both unhorses and beats Roderick
having Roderick roll for a potential tie seems kind of mean at this point...
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>>5531276 let someone else bruv
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Wait there was no change of opponents. No rerolls.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 08:23:26 No. 5531281 Report >>5531276 a favour only gives one reroll per opponent/encounter, the reroll is spent
aaaaand I just realized I forgot to apply stances, like I did last thread with Edric fighting the squires.
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>>5531275 >>5531276 We can only reroll once per person we fight
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>>5531281 At least you won't forget for our next opponent!
Anonymous
>>5531281 I was wondering about that....
re-roll to compensate? MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 08:28:28 No. 5531288 Report I'm going to give Edric an uncontested win for my own sense of narrative satisfaction. I can do this because I'm the QM and can break my own rules if I want to. I'll be back with the write up in a sec.
Anonymous
>>5531287 We unhorsed the guy what reroll do you want?
Anonymous
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>>5531288 Could just have him yield for narrative sake rather than beating him
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>>5531289 relax anon I was joking about Munk forgetting the stances
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>>5531291 You lack a warrior's spirit.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 09:16:59 No. 5531314 Report >>5531313 had to do something. busy day here. sorry getting this done
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>>5531314 No worries just checking you're not dead.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 09:28:12 No. 5531324 Report Black Roddy threw a cut that bit deep into the rim of your shield, snarling in effort behind it, trying to brute force your shield down. He was older than you, bigger and stronger. But he wasn't meaner. You let your shield slip rom your hand, and it dropped, taking with it all of Roderick's force, his sword cleared away, an opening in front of you. You swung a mailled fist into his face, hammering into his cheek, then grabbed the mesh of his aventail and pulled. He tried for a sword swing but you pressed your own blade into his sword arm, pinning it back, and took that moment to rip him from the saddle, grunting in effort. Your chest strained in a frightening way, your stitches pulling, your breath tight through your mouth as you dragged him from his saddle, all the while him grunting and squirming, drumming his shield against your helm. But today the fighter bested the rider, and you pulled him from the back of his horse, the destrier screaming at you as his rider was torn away, and dropped Roderick at the feet of Chestnut. You drew your horse back before he could trample your friend, who sat on the dirt panting, squinting through sweat. Your own eyes burned from sweat, glazing the world for a moment. You drew off your helm and dabbed at your eyes with Linette's favour before tying it around your brow, pulling your heklm back on. Catling had tipped Timmet from his horse with Gareth's help, while Harry at last unhorsed Joffrey, his steed trotting around his fallen friend. You ached with exhaustion, but the melee was not yet won. There were still three afield.>charge Gareth >charge Catling >charge Harry
Anonymous
>>5531324 >charge Catling Have Harry unhorse Gareth is probably the best, doubt Catling will be as gentle
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>>5531324 Hmmm, Gareth still standing I hope whoever we don't fight is gentle with him.
Anonymous
>>5531324 >>charge Harry >>5531326 >Harry >Gentle ?
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>>5531329 More gentle than Catling thats for sure
Anonymous
>>5531326 She did just help him when she had no reason to.
Munk are we carrying forward one wound from the fight? Are any of the other three carrying wounds?
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>>5531324 >>charge Catling STRANGER BE WITH US
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>>5531324 At the very least we know how Catlin fights and can draw her out I suppose.
>charge Catling >>5531329 In fairness Harry knows to be soft
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>>5531335 >>5531335 Maybe so but regardless i want the finale to be with Harry, that is if we dont get unhorsed. That wound is not doing us any favours
Anonymous
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>>5531335 We should bump up a wound due to the previous ruling about fighting continuously.
Anonymous
Rolled 15, 6, 4 = 25 (3d100) Roll for Gareth defeating Harry. DC 30
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>>5531341 Kek. Do feel like it should be DC15 but it would still had worked
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>>5531341 Bruh Gareth stronk
Anonymous
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>>5531341 Stop wasting good numbers ffs
Anonymous
>>5531341 Holy shit... Lucky strike? Fuck that succeeds even a DC 15. What are the odds?
Anonymous
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>>5531346 >inb4 Munk pulls a fast one and has Harry underestimate Gareth Anonymous
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>>5531341 C'mon Munk, what is this if not fate herself calling down upon us to deliver this result? Gareth gets 3 successes on a DC 15 and knocks out Harry. It would be glorious.
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>>5531341 Jesus christ the redemption of Gareth
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>>5531341 The Warrior blessed Gareth.
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 10:03:37 No. 5531362 Report Rolled 29, 77, 72 = 178 (3d100) >>5531335 >Munk are we carrying forward one wound from the fight? yeah
>>5531341 I'll keep this at DC20, the actual skill gap, but I'll roll for Harry too at a DC80
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>>5531362 Oof mutual kill. But at least he went down fighting. Good work Gareth. Now the match with Catling is decisive.
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 10:06:20 No. 5531367 Report >>5531362 hmm, we'll call that a mutual unhorsing
(didn't really want to keep that roll for Gareth v Harry since the fight hadn't been settled and I didn't call for it, but it is kind of funny)
(I'll put it to a vote since some of you guys wanted a big Harry/Edric showdown if Edric beats Catling)
>keep the Gareth/Harry rolls >don't keep the rolls Anonymous
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>>5531362 >mutual exchange Not one sided but not a bad show Gareth.
Anonymous
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>>5531367 >>keep the Gareth/Harry rolls keep the rolls let this fight be the decider
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>>5531367 >don't keep the rolls The rolls shouldnt be done like that in my opinion
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>>5531367 >>keep the Gareth/Harry rolls CAN'T DO GARETH DIRTY LIKE THAT
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>>5531367 >keep the Gareth/Harry rolls I'm curious if it was dumb luck, trying Emulate Edric or if he really has it in him deep down.
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>>5531367 >>don't keep the rolls This is just boring
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>>5531367 >don't keep the rolls While funny, the rolls occurred without prompting. I consider it bad form to give them real narrative weight.
Anonymous
>>5531367 >keep the Gareth/Harry rolls The dice gods have made their will known. And frankly, we don't have enough in the tank to fight Carling AND Harry in quick succession. This also gives Gareth a much needed win he totally won by himself.
And thanks for actually humoring those rolls Munk, I was just goofing around.
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>>5531367 >>don't keep the rolls Anonymous
>>5531367 At the end of the day Munk you should have the right to veto what is a stupid joke even if it's funny as fuck since its your story.
Anonymous
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>>5531367 >don't keep the rolls Unprompted rolls are lame, even if they can be funny
Anonymous
Say if we don't keep the rolls, will we/you still roll for Gareth, properly this time?
Anonymous
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>>5531383 He should handle like he handle the others, behind the scene
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>>5531367 >don't keep the rolls It was funny, but the roll was unprompted, wait for Munk next time.
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 10:13:56 No. 5531388 Report >>5531380 >since its your story see this is where there's a real philosophical thing going on as quests as narratives vs quests as games. it isn't really 'my' story, not entirely. this is also a collaborative game, and if I ignore the interests of the players too much it takes away the collaborative nature of it all. I mean I will veto dumb shit that I have no interest in exploring or think is inappropriate, but I do have to give a little too.
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>>5531367 >>keep the Gareth/Harry rolls Anons that don't want other characters to share glory are cringe.
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>>5531388 >I mean I will veto dumb shit that I have no interest in exploring or think is inappropriate, Munk siscon confirmed.
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>>5531367 >keep Gareth deserves a W
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>>5531388 I mean I guess I misspoke but it is a collaborative story and since you are largely the one providing the story, setting and with the exception of prehaps Edric the characters and as a result I feel you should have the equivalent of a Editors veto if something really doesn't fit or is not going to go down well for the game.
Anonymous
I guess it's cool to roll for anything at any moment. Make a roll to decapitate everyone present every time we enter a new scene cause why not. Make a seduction roll every time a new character is introduced. It's so fun in table top and will be even funnier in a quest.
Anonymous
Rolled 81 (1d100) >>5531407 I wasn't expecting all 3 rolls to succeed mang. It was funny. It's the same as rolling for dick size and rolling for Elia's combat skill in the sack of king's landing in Joffrey quest. Here, let me roll to calm you down.
Anonymous
Rolled 55 (1d100) >>5531409 It was a failure.
Let me roll to see how much of a faggot you are.
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>>5531367 >>5531377 Causing too much trouble to be worth it I suppose. I'll undo my own rolls and switch to
>don't keep MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 10:42:44 No. 5531413 Report >>5531410 >>5531409 calm down
yeah I should have just veto'ed it if people are going to start sniping at each other, so I'm going to veto it, say 'please only roll when I call for a roll' and move on
Edric is fighting Catling, going to write it up
Anonymous
>>5531413 The vote was 7-5 for don't keep anyway, so technically you're just calling the vote. Sorry again for causing this.
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 10:45:59 No. 5531417 Report Quoted By:
>>5531415 its cool. I should have just made the call earlier
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>>5531341 Gareth the Gigachad
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 11:06:36 No. 5531430 Report Catling Storm locked her purple eyes on you, and broke into a sweaty grin. She heeled her horse into rearring up on its hindlegs, calling "Fury! Fury!" her sword up high for the cheer of the crowd. She set her destrier Goblin to a gallop, laughing as she came. You swallowed back hot bile, pain alive in your chest. Chestnut snorted, throwing his head side to side. He was flagging beneath you, not meant for this much action. You matched Catling's grin with a wordless cry, regripping your battered shield and setting Chestnut to a gallop in answer to the thunder of Goblin's hooves. The destrier screamed as it came dow the pitch, dust swirling beneath his hooves. Chestnut galloped on, wild eyed. You could feel his great lungs pumping between your legs. Linette's favour kept the sweat from your eyes, you kept your sword raised before you. ->Catling and Edric are evenly matched (DC50) both have a wound (-5) Catling has the superior horse (-10) you're wearing Linette's favour (+5) for a flat DC of 40 >take a defensive stance (lowers Catling's dice pool by 1 but adds a further -5 DC to hit her. DC35 to hit her. DC 45 to hit you.) >take an aggressive stance (+10 DC to hit Catling but adds +5 to your own DC. DC50 to hit her, DC50 to hit you) >take a balanced stance (no change to the DC, DC40 to hit her. DC45 to hit you)
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 11:07:39 No. 5531432 Report Quoted By:
(both Edric and Catling only need three successes to win this exchange)
Anonymous
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>>5531430 >>take a defensive stance (lowers Catling's dice pool by 1 but adds a further -5 DC to hit her. DC35 to hit her. DC 45 to hit you.) Anonymous
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>>5531430 >take a defensive stance (lowers Catling's dice pool by 1 but adds a further -5 DC to hit her. DC35 to hit her. DC 45 to hit you.) Anonymous
>>5531430 Well this is going to be rough at best.
>take an aggressive stance (+10 DC to hit Catling but adds +5 to your own DC. DC50 to hit her, DC50 to hit you) Anonymous
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If it's just 3 successes we should deny her the opportunity to unhorse Edric in a single round.
Anonymous
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>>5531430 >take an aggressive stance (+10 DC to hit Catling but adds +5 to your own DC. DC50 to hit her, DC50 to hit you) What happened to mom's knucklebones? One-time only bonus?
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>>5531430 >take an aggressive stance (+10 DC to hit Catling but adds +5 to your own DC. DC50 to hit her, DC50 to hit you) Anonymous
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>>5531430 >>take a defensive stance (lowers Catling's dice pool by 1 but adds a further -5 DC to hit her. DC35 to hit her. DC 45 to hit you.) We have a shield, use it.
Anonymous
>>5531430 Hang on no finger bone bonus?
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>>5531430 >take an aggressive stance (+10 DC to hit Catling but adds +5 to your own DC. DC50 to hit her, DC50 to hit you) 50/50 baby
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>>5531430 >take an aggressive stance (+10 DC to hit Catling but adds +5 to your own DC. DC50 to hit her, DC50 to hit you) I posted, but it's not showing up, so ignore this if it does show.
What happened to mom's knucklebones? One time only bonus?
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>>5531430 >take a defensive stance (lowers Catling's dice pool by 1 but adds a further -5 DC to hit her. DC35 to hit her. DC 45 to hit you.) Anonymous
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>>5531430 >take an aggressive stance (+10 DC to hit Catling but adds +5 to your own DC. DC50 to hit her, DC50 to hit you) Nothing ventured nothing gained
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 11:27:01 No. 5531453 Report >>5531440 fuck! sorry its been a long day
add a +5 to all of Edric's DCs
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>>5531430 >take a defensive stance MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 11:28:06 No. 5531456 Report Quoted By:
so a defensive stance is DC40 aggressive is DC55
Anonymous
>>5531430 Hey Munk can we get an answer about the finger bone? I feel like my vote might swing depending on if it's in play or not.
Anonymous
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>>5531453 All good I suggest you start a document with a copy paste list for stats and equipment for your own use.
this might be why forgotten does shorthand for checks Anonymous
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>>5531435 In case of the finger Bone being changed I'll swap my vote to
>take a defensive stance (lowers Catling's dice pool by 1 but adds a further -5 DC to hit her. DC35 to hit her. DC 45 to hit you.) Anonymous
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>>5531430 >take a defensive stance (lowers Catling's dice pool by 1 but adds a further -5 DC to hit her. DC35 to hit her. DC 45 to hit you.) Anonymous
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>>5531430 >take a defensive stance (lowers Catling's dice pool by 1 but adds a further -5 DC to hit her. DC35 to hit her. DC 45 to hit you MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 11:51:58 No. 5531484 Report taking a defensive stance seems to be the winner.>roll 3 x 1d100 DC40
Anonymous
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Rolled 48 (1d100) >>5531484 Anonymous
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Rolled 79 (1d100) >>5531484 Anonymous
Rolled 1 (1d100) >>5531484 Daemon! Witness me
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>>5531488 He is the chosen one
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 11:53:30 No. 5531490 Report Quoted By:
>>5531488 oh shit, crit success
Anonymous
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>>5531488 Uh... I guess he did witness?
Anonymous
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 11:55:42 No. 5531497 Report as a reminder, crit successes count for three wounnds inflicted you just KILLED catling she's dead nowkidding or am I?
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>Be Cat >Block Edrics first blow >clown him on the second exchange >tell him to do better >how did I end up on the ground?
Anonymous
>>5531488 EDIC, SLAYER OF WHORES, MAIDENS, AND TOMBOYS ALIKE!
We gotta get a bonus to hitting women for the inevitable wife beating.
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>>5531500 >Meet my Valerian steel sword Wife beater Anonymous
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>>5531497 Our association with the Stranger is about to get a lot more literal
Anonymous
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>>5531488 let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Anonymous
>>5531497 So after this. It's Harry or Gareth. Watch Gareth roll all 1s.
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>>5531497 I hope she doesn't actually die or get maimed. I would feel bad.
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>>5531504 Simply chuck our shield at him mid charge in true bastard fashion.
Anonymous
>>5531504 I’m pretty sad that there’s no mutual unhorsing. Gareth’s a pretty fat little fucker and might pull Harry down with him if he grabbed on and got really lucky, which, considering the rolls, he actually did.
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>>5531508 Might be a good idea to try and nag him into overextending his reach and pulling a sharp turn on him. Our house IS more a racing one then combat.
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Well we better not lose to Harry now
Anonymous
Pretty sure even if we dont win we can 100% find a proper knight in Highgarden to squire for
Anonymous
>>5531513 >I saw you beat that tomboy like she owed you money, I'd be honored to have you squire for Me, king Anonymous
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>>5531515 >Edric "pimphands" flowers Anonymous
I'm tickled, everytime a woman crosses Edrics path within physical range he just produces a bunch of domestic violence energy.
Anonymous
>>5531513 >Knight in Highgarden We're squiring for the Knight of the Blackwater Rush.
Anonymous
>>5531519 Except towards Linette. By the way, she and father must be worried sick about him. Alyssa however will be spending a lot of time in her tent for some reason.
>>5531520 I wish, but i dont think that will happen
Anonymous
>>5531521 Gotta keep hoping. If we win who knows maybe he'll give us an offer. Or we can be Bittersteels squire and bond over being angry about not getting to fuck our half sister.
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>>5531522 >Bittersteels squire I did not know I wanted something this much until now
Anonymous
>>5531521 I think Alyssa is still in the stands goddamn fixated on Edric personally.
But yeah Dad probably torn because Edrics proving himself but also monstrously endangering himself.
Linette I imagine is just absolutely upset at the violence.
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>>5531522 >Daemons Squire I sleep
>Bittersteels Squire REAL SHIT
too bad it would likely lock out learning about magic in kings landing Anonymous
>>5531525 What if it turned out that cinnamon roll had a similar thing to Alyssa but for seeing other women beaten?
Anonymous
>>5531528 I doubt it very much, Linette practically glows with wholesomeness.
Anonymous
>>5531534 Adorable how upset she got when Harry and Alyssa refered to Edric as a demon and animal
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>>5531538 Well now she knows why
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>>5531497 Weren’t we too aggressive when we sparred? We tried to take advantage of an opening and failed. Maybe she was expecting it again and we flipped the script on her by going defensive this time.
Anonymous
Get the feeling Edric's wound will reopen, either when we win or when we lose and he will be passed out for a day or two
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>>5531548 Perfect for either girl to give us attention then.
Anonymous
>>5531548 It reopened in the first couple of minutes, we just haven’t noticed. Anonymous
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>>5531550 Riding that adrenaline high, Edric is gonna crash hard once it is over
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>>5531548 Sometimes you have to bleed for something you care about.
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>>5531550 Metal, he really was made for the rip and tear.
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 13:08:18 No. 5531554 Report Quoted By:
The thunder of the destrier's hooves, the sick feeling rolling through you, the hard beat of your heart and the stinking sweat dripping down your face. You felt as if gripped by a fever, spiked to a near delirium by the warcry of the knightly maiden charging you down. You cut for Catling's head as she galloped by. She ducked low in the saddle, outstretched across her horse's neck, laughing as she past you, the flash of her lilac eyes bright. You whirled Chestnut around to keep sight of her, slashing out with your sword as Chestnut wheeled around. She caught your slash on the haft of her axe. Flicking her axe blade down she went to disarm you as she had the Kidwell squire. You pulled your hand back in time, and standing in your stirrups took your sword ni both hands. Shouting wordless, heart pumping, you smashed your blade against her armoured chest. Catling let out a hard cough, wobbling back against the cantle of her saddle. Dizzy and head spinning, you didn't know if you laughed or screamed as you continued to rain blows at the wobbling girl, hacking at her armoured gauntlets and chest. Sparks flew from her mail dress, from the fingers of her gauntlets, every where your sword struck. Spit flew from your lips as wild eyed you kept on her, a frenzy like you'd never known come over you, hacking at her until at last your sword cut a deep rivet down the brow of her helm and knocking Catling's leg free of her stirrup. She raised axe and sword together, her pale face turned to a confused panic. You cut down hard, bursting a splinter from the haft of the axe. Shock became an unsettled fear that you were near blind to as you grabbed her sword with your ring clad mitt and pushed it aside, shoving the strong of your sword into her face, near doing for her what you had done to Gormon Peake, stopping yourself at the last. Quick hot animal noises came out of you, staring into Catling's Valyrian eyes, the crosshilt pressed just beneath the left one. Fear you did not like to see in the eyes of a friend gleamed in them. You instead grabbed her by the aventail, and while she was still shocked and reeling, pulled her from Goblin's back, wrenching her sword from her hand and throwing her to the ground. She rolled to land on her hands and knees, panting, coughing on the dust. "You are a demon," she said. Then her shocked voice turned to laughter as she struggled to find her feet, only to topple backwards and land on her arse. She pulled off her helm, pulled down her coif, shook out her damp black curls, and saluted you with her axe. "That's one win each Flowers!" she said, grinning, "Let's fight again soon, and settle it!"
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 13:09:41 No. 5531558 Report You slumped forward on your saddle horn, shaking with exhaustion, unsure how you were to beat another opponent. As you had fought Catling, Harry had fought Gareth. It had started with Harry promising to 'go light on the boy', until gareth had caught him a surprise whack to the mouth that had left Harry with bloody teeth. It had proceeded then to a wrathful drubbing, that had left your younger brother unhorsed and curled into a ball, clutching at his armoured head. Harry reached into his mouth, pulling out part of a tooth. "The little bastard!" he said, before flicking the bloody white shard away, "Well struck!" Catling went and got the boy up, and with him pressed to her hip swaggered for the corner of the arena where a maester waited to see their injuries, and the other squires watched to see who would be the victor. It was now between you and Harry. You slouched over your saddle horn, your shield practically kindling, looking to Harry with one eye open through a mask of sweat. He grinned bloody teeth, his shoulders heaving with exhertion, the golden down of a teenage beard on his chin and cheeks. "I hoped it would be you," Harry said, his horse a great bellows between his legs, your own Chestnut starting to shake, the poor horse run too hard. He saluted you with his sword. You returned it, trying not to vomit, run worse than you'd ever felt before. "Now Reach bastard, let's show these true born lords who we are!" Harry said, and with bloody grin set galloped for you. You swallowed the bile and righted yourself. Your kinfolk were watching. Lord Tyrell was watching. Linette was watching. ->Harry and Edric are evenly matched (DC50) both have a wound (-5) Harry has the superior horse (-10) you're wearing Linette's favour (+5, one reroll per encounter) and your mother's bones (+5) for a flat DC of 45 >take a defensive stance (lowers Harry's dice pool by 1 but adds a further -5 DC to hit him. DC40 to hit her. DC 45 to hit you.) >take an aggressive stance (+10 DC to hit Harry but adds +5 to your own DC. DC55 to hit him, DC50 to hit you) >take a balanced stance (no change to the DC, DC45 to hit him. DC45 to hit you)
Anonymous
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>>5531558 >take a defensive stance (lowers Harry's dice pool by 1 but adds a further -5 DC to hit him. DC40 to hit her. DC 45 to hit you.) To start with so we dont get knocked out right away
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>>5531558 >take a defensive stance (lowers Harry's dice pool by 1 but adds a further -5 DC to hit him. DC40 to hit her. DC 45 to hit you.) Anonymous
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>>5531558 >take a defensive stance (lowers Harry's dice pool by 1 but adds a further -5 DC to hit him. DC40 to hit her. DC 45 to hit you.) Anonymous
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>>5531558 >take a defensive stance (lowers Harry's dice pool by 1 but adds a further -5 DC to hit him. DC40 to hit her. DC 45 to hit you.) Poor Gareth, oh well time to see who wins!
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>>5531558 >>take a defensive stance (lowers Harry's dice pool by 1 but adds a further -5 DC to hit him. DC40 to hit her. DC 45 to hit you.) Anonymous
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>>5531558 >take a defensive stance (lowers Harry's dice pool by 1 but adds a further -5 DC to hit him. DC40 to hit her. DC 45 to hit you.) Anonymous
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>>5531558 >take a defensive stance (lowers Harry's dice pool by 1 but adds a further -5 DC to hit him. DC40 to hit her. DC 45 to hit you.) Anonymous
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>>5531558 >>take a defensive stance (lowers Harry's dice pool by 1 but adds a further -5 DC to hit him. DC40 to hit her. DC 45 to hit you.) Hopefully we can knock him off his horse and move this to an on foot battle.
Anonymous
>>5531534 Best girl. Only she can save Edric from his ultraviolent/incestuous tendencies.
>>5531558 >It had started with Harry promising to 'go light on the boy', until gareth had caught him a surprise whack to the mouth that had left Harry with bloody teeth. Nice that we could still in some way integrate that crack roll of Gareth beating Harry.
>>5531558 >>take a defensive stance (lowers Harry's dice pool by 1 but adds a further -5 DC to hit him. DC40 to hit her. DC 45 to hit you.) Anonymous
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>>5531558 >take a defensive stance (lowers Harry's dice pool by 1 but adds a further -5 DC to hit him. DC40 to hit her. DC 45 to hit you.) 1v1 me bro
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>>5531558 >take a defensive stance (lowers Harry's dice pool by 1 but adds a further -5 DC to hit him. DC40 to hit her. DC 45 to hit you.) Thanks for the assist, Gareth.
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Rolled 15, 99, 62 = 176 (3d100) Getting the bad rolls out of the way before we roll for real
Anonymous
>>5531571 but Anon its fuuuuuuun MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 13:29:06 No. 5531580 Report going with defensive stance.>roll 3 x 1d100 DC40
Anonymous
Rolled 70 (1d100) >>5531580 Anonymous
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>>5531558 >take a defensive stance (lowers Harry's dice pool by 1 but adds a further -5 DC to hit him. DC40 to hit her. DC 45 to hit you.) Yeah I do want another fight Catling
Anonymous
>>5531558 >take a defensive stance (lowers Harry's dice pool by 1 but adds a further -5 DC to hit him. DC40 to hit her. DC 45 to hit you.) Wait a tic.
>DC40 to hit her H..harry?
Anonymous
Rolled 77 (1d100) >>5531580 MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 13:30:08 No. 5531585 Report >>5531583 I copypasted from the earlier post but missed a pronoun
Anonymous
Rolled 78 (1d100) >>5531580 Anonymous
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Rolled 94 (1d100) >>5531580 Good roll! Hold on to the re roll until all 3 are in
Anonymous
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Rolled 88 (1d100) THE KNIGHT OF THORNS
>>5531580 Anonymous
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Rolled 89 (1d100) >>5531580 Last one alive, lock the door!
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5531581 >>5531584 >>5531586 Edricbros.... it's over....
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And we are back in the 70s
Anonymous
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 13:31:13 No. 5531594 Report Rolled 11, 53 = 64 (2d100) a whole lot of nothing there for Edric. rolling 2d100 DC 45 for Harry
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>>5531590 Bullet dodged at least.
Anonymous
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Well even if we do get dehorsed we can still fight on foot so its not over yet.
Anonymous
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>>5531590 Hey that's kinda funny considering the 1 I rolled earlier
Anonymous
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>>5531585 Too late, Harry is now the secret waifu option
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Well here goes one wound
Anonymous
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>>5531594 And we are fucked
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>>5531594 >1 success Still in boys
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Rolled 21 (1d100) >>5531580 Its not over. He could also roll horrible.
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>>5531591 It was a great fight. Edric friendship is growing which is more important.
Anonymous
I imagine Edric just collapsing in his saddle as the wound burst open
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 13:34:27 No. 5531610 Report one success for Harry no successes for Edric EDric is at 2 wounds. Harry still at one instead of wring up a text block for a game of wiffle bat, let's keep the votes + rolls going: ->Harry and Edric are evenly matched (DC50) both have a wound, Edric badly (-5/-10) Harry has the superior horse (-10) you're wearing Linette's favour (+5, one reroll per encounter) and your mother's bones (+5) for a flat DC of 40 >take a defensive stance (lowers Harry's dice pool by 1 but adds a further -5 DC to hit him. DC35 to hit him. DC 45 to hit you.) >take an aggressive stance (+10 DC to hit Harry but adds +5 to your own DC. DC50 to hit him, DC50 to hit you) >take a balanced stance (no change to the DC, DC40 to hit him. DC45 to hit you)
Anonymous
>>5531608 Now that there are no women nearby
to beat, his power wanes
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We are not fighting for the money. We are not fighting for the spectators. We are fighting for the thrill of it. No one expected us to last this long anyways.
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Loving all these super high rolls.
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2 wounds done 2 left. Reducing his dice won't matter now, let's go all in on aggressive to maximize our chances of hitting him
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>>5531610 >>take an aggressive stance (+10 DC to hit Harry but adds +5 to your own DC. DC50 to hit him, DC50 to hit you) Fuck it go balls out
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>>5531610 >take a defensive stance (lowers Harry's dice pool by 1 but adds a further -5 DC to hit him. DC35 to hit him. DC 45 to hit you.) A viper knows to wait to strike
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>>5531610 >take an aggressive stance (+10 DC to hit Harry but adds +5 to your own DC. DC50 to hit him, DC50 to hit you) All or nothing, desperate hero music playing
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>>5531610 >take an aggressive stance (+10 DC to hit Harry but adds +5 to your own DC. DC50 to hit him, DC50 to hit you) ALL IN, BOYS
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>>5531610 >>take a defensive stance (lowers Harry's dice pool by 1 but adds a further -5 DC to hit him. DC35 to hit him. DC 45 to hit you.) Worked for Catling
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Rolled 85, 20, 87, 60, 72 = 324 (5d100) burning more rolls
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>>5531610 >take a defensive stance (lowers Harry's dice pool by 1 but adds a further -5 DC to hit him. DC35 to hit him. DC 45 to hit you.) All we need is one(?)...
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>>5531610 >take a defensive stance (lowers Harry's dice pool by 1 but adds a further -5 DC to hit him. DC35 to hit him. DC 45 to hit you.) >>5531611 It's his Dornish blood.
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>>5531610 >take an aggressive stance (+10 DC to hit Harry but adds +5 to your own DC. DC50 to hit him, DC50 to hit you) All or nothing, don't want to prolong this. The melee is all well and good but I want to see the aftermath lol
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>>5531610 >take an aggressive stance (+10 DC to hit Harry but adds +5 to your own DC. DC50 to hit him, DC50 to hit you) Anonymous
Rolled 17, 39, 18, 96, 47 = 217 (5d100) burning
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 13:37:10 No. 5531626 Report >>5531621 you need three
he needs two
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>>5531611 You know what they say about the dornish equal rights equal fights.
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>take a defensive stance (lowers Harry's dice pool by 1 but adds a further -5 DC to hit him. DC35 to hit him. DC 45 to hit you.)
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>>5531623 Wonder how angry all the knightly reach lords will be that there kids got beaten by bastards
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>>5531610 >take a defensive stance Anonymous
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I think we are good now. We only made it to the finals thanks to a crit and a fate point.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 13:38:12 No. 5531632 Report >>5531625 well you just burned three potential successes
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>>5531626 Cheers I'll change
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>take an aggressive stance (+10 DC to hit Harry but adds +5 to your own DC. DC50 to hit him, DC50 to hit you) Anonymous
>>5531616 Eh fuck it
>switching to aggressive Anonymous
>>5531610 >take a defensive stance (lowers Harry's dice pool by 1 but adds a further -5 DC to hit him. DC35 to hit him. DC 45 to hit you.) Slow and steady
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Giving him a 10 DC advantage when he can still take us out in a single set of rolls is not the smart play here. 50-50, it's up to the gods. 35-45 we're kneecapping ourselves.
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>>5531632 True. But i did roll a bunch of fails the previous roll. I really just wanted to feel out the dice roller. It must be appeased after all.
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If he only needs 2 hits 45 might as well be 50. So no reason to not just try and get those three attacks we need in.
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>>5531636 Our cap here is not 3 but 4 wound because it's the final round.
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>>5531640 >>5531626 QM just said how many wounds we got
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>>5531610 >take an aggressive stance (+10 DC to hit Harry but adds +5 to your own DC. DC50 to hit him, DC50 to hit you) Come on Ed boi, leggo
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>>5531642 It's to unhorse. Then there is still a fight on foot.
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>>5531640 We can take 2 more wounds, choosing defensive still gives him 2 dice to roll with, while severely limiting our own chances of success. We need 3 more successes, we should be giving ourselves the maximum odds to get them.
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>>5531645 Only if he is able to still fight
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>>5531646 2 dice to roll against us is better than 3 dice still
You are winning anyway
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>>5531647 Yeah true. If a dragon was to show up and swallow Edric whole he would also be unable to fight.
Should we try and think of every way it can go wrong? Isn't it a little too late for that?
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>>5531610 >take a defensive stance (lowers Harry's dice pool by 1 but adds a further -5 DC to hit him. DC35 to hit him. DC 45 to hit you.) MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 13:50:25 No. 5531653 Report Anonymous
Rolled 67 (1d100) Come on Eddy you got this!
>>5531653 Anonymous
Rolled 8 (1d100) >>5531653 Anonymous
Rolled 75 (1d100) >>5531653 Anonymous
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>>5531651 Are we getting more wounds to spend in a foot fight once we exhaust these 4 (out of which 2 are already spent)? If anything we'll be at an even more severe disadvantage because Harry is ahorse and we would not be. Your argument for continuing on foot doesn't make sense.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 13:52:06 No. 5531658 Report Rolled 12, 64, 33 = 109 (3d100) >>5531655 one success!
rolling for Harry, 3d100 dc 50
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Rolled 12 (1d100) >>5531653 I suspect that we are losing here. I say we embrace the demon nickname and put thorns on our armor and gauntlets.
Anonymous
>>5531654 >>5531656 Reroll you sons of bitches
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sat 14 Jan 2023 13:53:15 No. 5531664 Report Harry wins... And I'll write it up tomorrow! I need to sleep. My posts are getting sloppy.
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>>5531658 That’s that boys, gah a close one, if only we hadn’t got Peake’d the day before
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>>5531662 Didn't we already use it?
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Well well well. Was the aggressive stance worth it? That one less dice could have reaaaaaally help us here. But good thing we didn't cripple ourselves. That would've been disastrous.
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Well it was a nice run lads. Can't wait for our growth spurt
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>>5531664 Oh well, it was fun. Great melee, many tears and boasts will be cried out and Edric will be spending time in bed
Anonymous
>>5531281 We get one per opponent. It resets when we change opponents
Anonymous
Fighting to second place after getting cut to the bone on our chest, and without avoiding fights is impressive
Anonymous
>>5531658 And that's a wipe apparently
>>5531664 Thanks for running Munk, I get the feeling you really burned the midnight oil so the efforts appreciated, frankly I'm amazed we made it this far.
I have some feedback around combat if you're interested .
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>>5531488 The alternate reality version is that Edric smashes his sword into her so hard that she explodes sending his armor everywhere and it’s replaced with her in a beautiful, girly dress
Anonymous
>>5531675 While we're on a geldling as well. With shittier armor.
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>>5531658 So if defensive won there would be one less wound.
But we probably would be too hurt to be able to win anyway.
Anonymous
>>5531679 The fact that we are also just 13 while Harry is like 16 AND we had to babysit our brother
Anonymous
I'm confused. Did we use a reroll for this fight already? i think this counts as a new encounter
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>>5531664 A great fight, hopefully we can get out of Rose Hall and visit our friends. Or go around with them
>>5531659 I like the thorns and black armor idea, maybe with a snake on top of our future knight helmet.
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>>5531678 The mental image of that is amazing.
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>>5531664 Honor, Not Honors.
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>>5531659 >put thorns on our armor and gauntlets. Anonymous
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Potentially better to lose the melee now, not get knighted as a prize and squire for Daemon or some other elite knight to continue training.
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>>5531682 In a few years edrics going to terrifyingly capable if he keeps up this level of growth as a fighter.
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>>5531670 >>5531675 Exactly, I hope some knight is watching and Edric didn't just almost get himself killed just to prove a point to his sister.
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>>5531682 Us babysitting him did not impede us in any way.
Anonymous
Now the real question, Daemon or Bittersteel?
Anonymous
>>5531692 Bittersteel is like 15 years old man
Anonymous
>>5531692 Daemon, Bittersteel’s younger than Harry
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>>5531683 >>5531662 >>5531668 >>5531674 I think the rerolls should be removed, we always forget if we used it or not.
Just make anything that could give one give stronger bonuses instead.
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>>5531693 >>5531694 Damn I could have sworn he was a little older than that.
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>>5531692 While id love to bro up with bittersteel Daemons an actual knight at this point.
That said being Daemons Squire sets off my Donut steel senses.
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>>5531683 It wouldn't matter. We needed 3 successes, we got 1. Even if we got another with a re-roll Harry had already won with his 2 successes.
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>>5531695 I mean the only way the reroll would even matter was if we crit.
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>>5531692 >Daemon Not even a choice
>>5531695 >>5531683 Just pay attention and it's pretty clear when it's used.
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>>5531700 Yeah, but this way there would be less confusion overall
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if you can roll another crit off the very next roll linked to this post, I'll call it a draw
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>>5531695 Hard disagree since the the ability to reroll a failure into a success is monumentally better then just a DC bonus.
Anonymous
Rolled 34 (1d100) >>5531703 Watch me
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>>5531695 Nah I like the re-rolls, keeps us in the fight. All we need to do is to allow only the first three rollers the choice to re-roll their own rolls, like in StV, instead of automatically counting the 4th roll as the re-roll.
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Rolled 96 (1d100) >>5531703 Rollan
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>>5531699 Harry got his 2 successes only because he rolled 3 dice. He got 1 on the first die and 1 on the third die.
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>>5531708 I mean, a critfail is still a crit
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>>5531698 I get that, but it would make sense due to the situation he met us in. Another bastard being ganged up on by nobles, and showing enough skill to turn it into a fair fight.
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>>5531707 Personally if I was running this id implement AV saves since damage mitigation while an extra round of rolls each combat allow more survivability.
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>>5531687 I always found that armor kind of ugly
>>5531690 There is likely more than one knight watching, and if father wants something good for Edric then he will accept Edric becoming the squire of a strong knight.
It would really show he actually cares for Edric.
If father doesn't accept he leaves Edric to Hobb for even more years. And Hobb is just a brutal knight, not skilled he hits hard and for hurt. Edric would grow tougher but we wouldn't add anything else to him beside the same treatment of the childhood.
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>>5531713 At the end of the day I wouldn't actually oppose it, it just sets off alarms in my head.
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While squiring for Daemon would be awesome, he might not want us or he might have left by the time Edric wakes up
Anonymous
>>5531698 It's good in general I think to use these big name characters sparingly, and since Edric is still very young I think it's better from him to relate to Daemon as this distant hero figure than as his boss which would kind of spoil the magic.
>>5531676 Thanks for running once again
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>>5531716 If Edric gets left with Hobb I want to kill Hobb in a training "accident".
Anonymous
>>5531716 Worst case scenario, we could probably squire for Linette's father. He is from the Vyrwel family and a knight for House Tyrell
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So if you have read some of the Asoiaf art books you would know that some of the armors in Elden Ring are similar to some asoiaf characters since martin worked on Eldin Ring. BTW this is the type of thing I meant by thorns.
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>>5531724 This looks like he fought a heap of rusty razor wire. Looks like shit.
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>>5531720 Hobb's useful as dumb muscle for the family
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>>5531719 Yeah that why it rings bells for me, I get the appeal of serving him but diminishing the enigmatic nature of a historical character is a dangerous thing IMO.
>>5531724 You know what I could dig Plate with thorn patterned enamelling or something.
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>>5531721 >I like the cut of your jib, boy, you can come squire for Me and fuck my daughter Anonymous
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>>5531610 If Harry's at two wounds and we're at one, then we dealt one wound and he dealt two, doesn't that make it a draw?
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Well its Eldin ring and most of the armor in Eldin ring look like shit because they have been left to degrade and are worn by corpses. This is also the only armor in the game that injuries people who hit it.
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>>5531727 Hobbs useful to Marissa since he beats us, he beats Gareth too if less because he's a cuck.
Fuck him
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>>5531692 >>5531703 Nah. It works better that Harry was able to beat both Clover boys in terms of skill/denying Alyssa another incest freak kiss.
Anonymous
>the coomers now get to watch their forbidden love BPD sister get tongued by Harry coomerbros.... we got too cocky.....
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>>5531736 >>5531737 I was focusing so much on getting squired by knight that I forgot about the kiss.
Thank you Harry, you are a savior.
Anonymous
>>5531721 Being at Highgarden would also make us witness to a lot of political intrigue that we wouldn't get if we went back to Rose Hall, to some other minor lord or with a hedge knight.
Anonymous
inb4 skyrim, but something like this for thorn armor.
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>>5531740 This is more inspirational.
How does the knight of the briar sound?
Anonymous
>>5531742 Harry doesn't even like or want our sister lmao, I bet he'll play it for laughs.
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Dudes we are poor as fuck.
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>>5531742 Harry will probably just take a peck on the cheek if he even claims the kiss in the first place. Alyssa is too young for him
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>>5531746 I feel like we're going to pass out for a hot minute in any case
Hopefully they stretcher us off with our horrendous wound showing
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>>5531720 I would prefer if we oppose remaining with Hobb beatings. Otherwise yeah I agree
>>5531721 Sound great. He has a good taste in women
>>5531724 Kek did he trip in a bush ? I was thinking of more decorative plates with some colors added in. Reach Knights have cool looking and decorative armors in comparison to other westeros knights.
>>5531727 Nah they can get someone better for war. He is just a brute.
>>5531743 An high lord court is also far richer in oppurtunities and gains.
>>5531744 Nice
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>>5531716 >I always found that armor kind of ugly Speak for yourself. I used to put it on in DS3 with the Carthus rings and fastroll people to death in fight clubs.
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>>5531752 >Wanting to make Linette cry more Linette deserves better than Edric
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>>5531764 >But i can fix him! Anonymous
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>>5531764 >wholesome and naïve girl falls head over heels over the dark brooding "hero" It's a classic for a reason
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>>5531664 Damn, I missed that whole shit, but it was a fantastic thing to read through.
It's a shame Edric didn't win it all and get his knighthood at the tender age of 13, but quite frankly I was expecting things to go way worse so good on us for making it to the finals.
Considering the boy was already badly injured I say the biggest win will getting outta this mock brawl without having the huge wound on his chest getting infected, let alone getting to the final two.
I also like the idea of Catlin's favor helping Harry win the day after we bitched her out with that crit.
Regardless, great show all around.
I'm very excited to see what comes next.
Anonymous
>>5531764 Nah they are good for eachother. If it doesn't work out there is Catling, she sound fun and she likes combat.
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>Linette is going to fix Edric Please we're going to make her worse.
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>>5531776 If you say so, Edrics already made her cry though.
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>>5531764 That's true
I swear I had posted a reply to this before Anonymous
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>>5531786 Oh nevermind, it now appeared
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>>5531664 Man, this is so based. Thanks for running Munkun.
>Edric loses at the last moment >Again A running theme for his character it seems. To fight like a demon, but always falter in the end...
Edric has so much Guts energy .
>>5531558 >with one eye open SO. MUCH. >>5531736 >>5531737 Based
>>5531731 This but unironically.
Anonymous
>>5531836 Edric is guts, down to the short haired tomboy gf. We have to prevent the bad ending, boys. If Harry ever grows his hair long and dyes it white, we know what has to be done. Before it's too late.
Anonymous
>>5531836 The best thing about Edric is that right now he's not even a good fighter. His "lessons" have been getting the shit beaten out of him by an asshole hedge knight and fighting training dummies.
He's just so full of GUTS that he fights through the pain and outlasts his opponents or catches them off guard with savage ferocity.
Anonymous
>>5531852 This is true. What kind of monster could Edric become if he was put under a half-decent non-abusive knight.
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>>5531849 Anon, westeros is literally ruled by people with natural white hair is already a bad ending lol
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>>5531849 >The Black Swordsman Kek
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>>5532034 If we're sent to the Night's Watch we'll be the Blacked Swordsman.
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Hey munkun are you planning on doing any alternate pov threads or one offs?
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>>5531855 What kind of monster could he be if he was put under a great warrior?
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>>5532187 Not a monster, but a god
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so Edric just needs a sword that's more club than sword now right? Really looking forward to the post melee round-up.
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>>5532510 Not a viper, but instead a Dornish Python
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>>5532562 >Python Well that would explain a few things....
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>>5532510 >tfw Edric has already expressed a preference for larger two-handed swords See:
>>5494850 Anonymous
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sun 15 Jan 2023 01:10:50 No. 5532618 Report ok, writing
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>>5532618 HYPE
We get to see the Stranger's Son in action!
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>>5532618 Ho! I'm finally around when the action actually happens!
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>>5532618 Sweet, I hope Harry helps us up afterwards.
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>>5532633 >I am the son of the Stranger. The first person i killed was my mother, coming into this world This is some edgy shit i could see Edric say, be Darkstar before Darkstar existed
Anonymous
Everyone's trying so hard to give Edric a cool nickname. Very wholesome.
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>>5532649 Thirteen year old edgelord energy is fun.
>>5532643 >I am Edric Thorn and I am of the stranger! Anonymous
>>5532649 Ofcourse, it is cringe to give yourself a nickname. A nickname is something other people give you
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>>5532658 >"He should have had a mother and father who raised him in the light, instead of living so long in a shadow. He was born under the shadow of the Stranger. I fear what that's done to him more than I fear his wounds. I fear what will become of him. He is brave, Dalia. He has your courage, and that scares me. He wishes to be a Warrior's son but I fear he will become a violent hand of the Stranger, until he meets the Stranger himself in an untimely death. And I fear there's nought I can do to stop it, that I let it go too long and left it too late." It's a good thing dearest Father already named us such lol
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>>5532658 Other people's taste is shit
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>Edric "Stranger" >Edric "Blackrose" >Edric "Devil" >Edric "Thorn" >Edric "Bitterrose" Muh Edge
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>>5532667 Hand of the Stranger. Bet father wished he had paid a little more attention to Edric when he was growing up. Seriously, even asking for a favour from Highgarden to have your bastard son squire for a knight there would had been better for Edric and everyone else
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>>5532673 He wished to keep Edric close in memory of his mother yet feared to actively jeopardize his new family by treating Edric in any way like a son; dooming him to the worst of both worlds from his selfishness.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sun 15 Jan 2023 01:39:20 No. 5532691 Report Quoted By:
Touching your hand to Linette's favour on your brow, you set your sword forward and spurred Chestnut toward Harry. The horse snorted deep as he galloped forward. Harry answered, and the two, the last two ahorse on the field, clashed. Harry's sword cracked your splintered shield, rending the iron edge. You shook it from your wrist then cast it fully aside, taking your sword in both hands to catch Harry's next slash on the strong of your blade. Pain flushed your chest, your body running hot and cold in waves as you strained against Harry's strength. He pushed your sword down and cut into your aventail. You grabbed the sword in your armoured hand and shoved it back, Harry thrown back, a wide opening before you. You struck, cutting into the seashells engraved on his breast plate. He swung around and drummed a blow around your shoulders. Your sword was sluggish in response, fatigue exhausting your arms. Each cut more sluggish and sloppy than the last, it became a slugging match between you both, your tired horses snorting and butting against each other. Harry panted, catching a high blow on his strong, arms buckling under the force of your strike. He knocked it down then returned the cut. Your nasal guard saved your face but the shock of the blow still rattled your teeth, a numb cold wave running to the back of your head. For a moment you were stunned, heedless. He struck you again, then again, panting, grunting behind each strike, sweat pouring down his face. Your saddle seemed slippery under you, keeping yourself upright. You swung for him as he did for you, your cut sloppy, his tired but with purpose. It struck beneath your ear, you felt the leather strap snap. The helmet came away with the next blow, tearing with it some of your mail coif. Helmetless you still kept your horse, and howling from a burning exhaustion, swung for Harry. He dropped his sword so as not to maim your face, and grabbed you by the sword arm. You hadn't strength left to resist his wrestling, and he grabbed you, pulled you from Chestnut's saddle, turning his hips to throw you down. You hit the ground hard, and choking, spat up spit and vomit to wet the dry earth. But still you pushed yourself up, grasping for your sword, your coif slipped down your head so you wore only Linette's favour for protection. Continue on foot, you thought, I can continue on foot. But the ground pitched unsteady, and keeping your feet a trial. You swung your sword into your hand to grip it, holding it before you, spit trailing down from your snarl, snarling at yourself and your own flagging body. Harry dismounted, casting aside his own shield, picking up his fallen sword from the dirt.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sun 15 Jan 2023 01:41:09 No. 5532697 Report Quoted By:
Continue on foot. You stepped toward him, your golden haired brother. All bastards are brothers. You tried to swing for him but your leg gave out. Something was wrong. You knew it when you landed on your knee, your struggle for breath only making it worse. Something in your chest. You grabbed at your mailed chest. "Edric!" Harry lowered his blade, kneeling beside you, the fight lost from him in concern. You tried to pull off your armour but struggled. He gripped the mail shirt, pulling it from you. It landed with a thud, and Harry swore. Your undertunic was washed with bood, dyed near black on the chest. You bent forward and it dripped through onto the earth. Your stitches had burst, you don't know when. You grabbed the front of your tunic with your mailled mitts, pulling at it, trying to get it open. "Get a maester, he needs a maester!" Harry bellowed, no thought of glory as he looked to the spectators. Whatever was happening you could barely see through your dizziness, but you heard the gasps of shock and oaths of horror. Your other leg collapsed under you and you fell to your side. Harry caught you and you wheezed in his arms. "I've got you brother, you're all right," he said. you felt the weight of the world disappear as you were lifted from the earth, and for a second you thought you might be dying, but realized with the pain that shot through you at Harry's first step that he was carrying you from the field. "Stranger's teeth, where's the damned maester!" It was Harry's shouting the last thing you heard as your vision gave out, the last thing you saw the other Bastards running onto the field, Catling Storm and Joffrey Penrose, Roderick Flowers and Tim, sprinting toward you...toward you...
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Sun 15 Jan 2023 01:50:55 No. 5532722 Report I'll be back tomorrow
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>>5532722 >I'll be back tomorrow can't believe you'd blue ball me like that Munkun
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>>5532722 >I'll be back tomorrow Anonymous
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>>5532722 YOU FUCK!
Have a good night.
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>>5532722 There is only suffering for a half dornish bastard in this thread
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>>5532722 Deep, eternal torment is all I have received. My balls are purple with rage
Have a good night munk
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Well Linette is going to positively Apoplectic at this, Dads going to be going I told you so.... Dunno what Alyssas going to do but I hope its sweet and not drinking our blood or something.
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>>5532749 Sometimes you have to do things for you and not or others. As long as we wake up we'll make it out of this.
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>>5532749 Edric established himself as the meanest squire in the Reach. Totally worth it, and he knows it...
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>>5532753 The truth right here
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Father said it himself. Gareth's honour is House Clover's honour but a bastards honour is his own, gotta go out there and grab it ourselves
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>>5532749 Edric had to prove to himself that he could do this. That he meant something; that he was more than the whipping boy of his family. And I think he did that and more, personally.
Linette didn't like it of course, but some things you need to do for yourself.
Anonymous
Honestly I don't even think we should apologize to Linette if she tries to bitch us out for this.
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>>5532762 We can apologise for worrying her, but stay firm in our decisions and beliefs. Trust me that styaing true to yourself will work out better for all involved.
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>>5532762 She is not gonna bitch i believe but she will be upset. Just apologise for worrying and comfort her that way she will in return comfot and nuture Edric back to health herself
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>>5532762 I wouldn't even call it bitching lol. Edric was objectively retarded to join a melee where people can die while heavily wounded for his pride; to reaffirm himself when the Bastards should have already shown him that he has worth and friends and shit.
But he's emotionally stunted and dealing with a lot of shit and this was his best way to deal with that.
The most honest response to her very valid concern and anger would probably be "I know it was a bad idea but I felt I had to do it to prove to myself that I could"
Anonymous
>>5532767 It's more than just our pride, its a step towards our own dreams of a secure future as a landed noble.
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>>5532758 I almost feel like we should be raging against the honour culture like Alyssa.
Honour is the reason we're a flowers and not a clover
Honour is why we are spat on at nearly every turn
Honour is why we feel shame about our feelings
Honour is why Marissa can have us treated like shit
Honour is why Gormon Peake gets to be a complete cunt and get away with it.
>>5532762 Nah, we proved ourselves to anyone who doubted us and we shouldn't apologise for it, Linette will likely hate it but Edric shouldn't.
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>>5532767 >when Edric talks to Linette about why he nearly killed himself for the griddy >pic related Anonymous
We should make it very clear with Linette that if we're going to have a relationship this is going to be what our life is like. Either accept it or part ways.
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>>5532775 this is why Catling is superior. based tomboy baratheon would love the grind
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>>5532762 I agree we should snap her neck
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>>5532777 Nice trips and I can agree she's a good choice if we decide to go the Essos route, but if we're staying it's better to wait till we can find a better match for climbing the ladder.
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>>5532766 She was angry enough when we decide to tough it out, I can see her being upset enough to have a real go at Edric for this.
Linette is practically the Maiden manifest, Violence holds no place in her heart and people need to understand this, training was one thing because its in good fun, actual brutal violence and genuine harm is another thing.
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>>5532768 Let's be real that wasn't on Edric's mind at all lol. He wanted to prove himself to the Bastards, to his family, to Alyssa, to himself. Thoughts of his future were imo far from his mind.
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>>5532773 >Honour is the reason we're a flowers and not a clover >Honour is why Marissa can have us treated like shit >Honour is why Gormon Peake gets to be a complete cunt and get away with it. That's not honour that's Edric's dad thinking with his dick and having no spine.
>Honour is why we are spat on at nearly every turn That's not honour that's Edric being half-dornish
>Honour is why we feel shame about our feelings That's not honour that's you coomers pushing for the incest rout
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>>5532782 Its an important reason why he was there and wanted to take part in the squires tourney. Sure I agree it wasn't the most important, but it was still there.
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>>5532781 The Maiden falling in love with the Stranger. A story worthy of a song and play
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>>5532773 It isn't honour it's just the failings of the reach's culture. Those things are all dishonourable and on top of that everyone expects a bastard to be dishonorable because they are born of it.
If you really wanted to prove edric different you'd want him to uphold honour to struggle against evil that has been bred in his heart. Everyone expects him to be bad and by being a rogue you just prove it right.
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>>5532783 Correct on all counts
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>>5532795 agreed. last thing Edric should be doing is embracing the edge, especially as an excuse to be a cunt
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>>5532783 Honour is the excuse for all those actions
>I'll do the honourable thing and marry this scared 14 year old who was sent to marry me and is scared shitless of her Brother if she fails. >Fuck the Dornish the honourless goat fuckers, they murdered our king! Oh he's a bastard? FREE GAME BOYS! >>5532790 A tragic tale perhaps, the stranger brings death.
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>>5532802 The edge is not something he embrace, it is something that embraces him. He was born in it, molded by it and by the Father he will do something stupid because of it
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Well worse come to worse we can always flee across the Narrow Sea and start a new Merc company with whatever bastards want to join.
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>>5532806 HIS NAME IS DARKROSE, AND HE IS OF THE NIGHT
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>>5532804 Was it honour that made Dornish raid the Reach's border territories?
Was it honour that killed Edric's mother?
Was it honour that stopped Edric's dad from sending Edric away from Marisa and Hobb?
Was it honour that made you jerk off to the preteens making out?
It's time to stop sperging out. Honour has nothing to do with those things.
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>>5532804 >>5532818 this is all irrelevant anyway. Honour is a horse, it has no part in this
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Edric should put a symbol of the stranger in his heraldry because he has met him now and returned twice. He does embody the stranger he is seen as a foreigner in a place he doesn't belong yet was born into. Just as death is foreign to all that lives yet all that lives knows death. It's kind of deep in that the maiden brings life and that all that has life must die and go to the stranger.
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It's good to also remember that honorable doesn't mean nice. Honorable is not being a shithead like Peake and trying to kill during a melee. Honor is not ganging up on your opponent to beat the shit out of them like a coward. Stuff like that. I think with that in mind Edric is plenty honorable.
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>>5532818 Sperging out is a weak accusation to throw out anon, Honour has a place as a motivation for several events that have set the stage for this story weither you believe it or not as does human empathy in equal measure.
>>5532822 This anon has a point for all my arguments, Honour is what you make it weither it causes human misery or not.
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>>5532826 BASTARD QUEST DEEP LORE:
>Edric is a manifestation of the Stranger. It's why he killed his mother, it's why his only strength is killing others >Linette is a manifestation of the Maiden. Both in beauty and temperament >Each bastard is either a stand-in or a foil to the great bastards of Aegon. Harry is Daemon, Gareth is Daeron, Catling is Bittersteel, Edric is Bloodraven, Linette is Shiera... I draw a blank afterwards Bros help me fill out the deep lore
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>>5532806 >you think EDGE is your ally >But you merely adopted the EDGE >I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the WHOLESOME until I was already a man >by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING Anonymous
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>>5532860 >Linette is Shiera Weak
>Alyssa is Shiera Kingshit
as soon as I realised there were seven bastards left in the melee I was trying to figure out who was who but unfortunately it falls apart as a seven Parallel Cat's the Warrior
Harry's the Father
Linette is either the mother or the maid
And Edrics the Stranger
Everything else is up for grabs
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>>5532860 He has other strengths if we ensure he can have them. Being a good friend is a quality i want him to have.
And since he has a dream of having his own land and castle, he will need other strengths too for get there.
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>>5532910 I like to think Edric's one of those friends that rides or dies if you're true friends.
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I'm completely sure that potentially crippling Gorman Peake for life was enough for Edric 'Black Thorn' Flowers to say it was worth it.
>>5532915 Agreed
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>>5532983 Ooooo I like Blackthorn. Thorne as a house name is already taken, but Blackthorn is different enough it could work
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>>5532983 >Blackthorn That's dope, dammit if we'd won we could have likely bought black plate with Rose thorns on it.
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Fellow anons. Harry is a good friend. He is a good brother. No thought of victory, glory or the fight as soon as he saw that we are not doing so hot. Carries us to a maester.
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People are gonna be confused and raise questions about the wound, since it clearly didnt come from the fighting.
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>>5533040 Of course, Bastard gang erry'day
>>5533044 I'm hoping some pointed question get asked about why we had a wound under our armour, a broken arm can be explained by an every day occurance even if its violent, a stitched wound that opens on one of the final squires is another thing entirely.
Even if the families want to keep it quiet this was a fairly major event witnessed by a lot of people.
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>>5533057 >The bastards find out just how badly Edric was wounded against Peake and the gang and see him for the madman he really is Anonymous
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>>5532722 You rat bastard. Munkun.
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Something interesting I noticed while lurking forever>>Father said he fears Edric would become a hand of the Stranger >His parents are strangers to him, his mother died during his birth and he didn't know his father for years >He's half-Dornish, considered a stranger in these far lands >He's a bastard, not even considered true family, a stranger to the household Edric's always known the stranger deeply, in a metaphorical sense
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>>5533069 How old were Edric when he understood that Lord Clover was actually his father, he must have grown up quite isolated, not eating with the family and i doubt the men-at-arms would want to eat with a half dornish bastard either so he would have had to eat alone
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>>5533073 he was around six which is the same age as the twins currently
> but never...you hadn't even known he was truly your father until you were the same age as the twins. You swallowed a hard lump. In looking for this I just realised that six is a recurring feature in this quest, When Ser peake came for our hand it was six riders, when Gormy tried it was six, Harry has six shells on his armour and 7-1=6 we really are the fucking stranger made manifest Anonymous
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>>5533081 THE DEEP LORE BROS
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>>5533081 You have to wonder, did Munkun predict us strangerlarping or was it fate
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>>5533091 Thats for men to wonder and QM's to know.
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Going a different route.. People keep equating things with the gods in his life. The name is Edric Fucking Flowers. Not the stranger, not the father and not the warrior. His destiny is his own. Remember the name.
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>>5532817 >>5532672 >>5532983 >>5533178 We should probably just let Munk come up with a nickname before this thread turns into Wattpad.
>>5533040 As much as I want to see more, Edric dying right here would be a very appropriate tragic ending.
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>>5533189 I mean we got Dornish Ned last thread and that didn't go down well.
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Anyone think we impressed Daemon enough for him to want to make us his squire?
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>>5533789 I think we did but i dont think he is on the lookout for one. Will probably tell us to find him in a few years for a job
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>>5533789 No, but Edric probably impressed him (and a decent amount of the Reacher nobility) enough to earn a recommendation to a bona-fide knight
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>>5533808 Lord Tyrell was in the stand watching, he already had high praise for Edric even before he fought, No doubt he is impressed
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>>5533789 Eh could be. Wasn't his squire old? Perhaps he was here to find a good one to ensure he wins the tourney at King's Landing.
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>>5533820 >Eh could be. Wasn't his squire old? Perhaps he was here to find a good one to ensure he wins the tourney at King's Landing. His squire is actually
a Kings Guard member Anonymous
>>5533789 Maybe but I think its a pipe dream personally.
Training under Fireball would be absolutely LIT
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>>5533824 >Training under Fireball would be absolutely LIT >I see what u did there huehue also TRUEEEE
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FUCK IT WE BALL
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>says he'll be back tomorrow >tomorrow comes >not back What do you guys think he meant by this?
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>>5533893 He hates us like we are the half dornish bastard child
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>>5533893 It means Munkun is a time traveler with a warped perception of time.
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>>5533893 tomorrow, now and even the past are the same to him
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>>5533902 >that webm LMAOOOOO this is why wargs are hated everywhere
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>>5533893 He's still got time
to fuck us over again Anonymous
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>>5533893 He's got things to do mang
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Any chance Edric is gonna recover enough to watch the actual jousts, or will the maester chain him to a bed to prevent Edric from wandering off?
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>>5534049 Irrelevant. The boys will lift the bed around like a litter.
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>>5534049 Pretty sure we're going to be out due to Blood loss, but I'd like to try.
I want to do a dramatic protest if the betrothal is still going ahead with the Tarlys I may have put way too much thought into it Anonymous
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>>5534052 >STRAP ME TO A BED AND FIRE ME AT HORN HILL, I AM READY Edric-ibn-Flowers
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>>5534052 >dramatic protest Meaning what exactly? Gonna vote for Edric to cut his wrists? Throw a temper tantrum?
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Munk, why have you forsaken us?
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>>5534057 He is gonna rape the Tarly boy infront of all of Highgarden Anonymous
>>5534051 >>5534052 >wedding day >”If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace.” >silence in the pews >Clovers generally displeased but resigned, Tarlies happy as pigs in shit >suddenly the sound of distant marching >growing louder >doors are kicked open >ten bastards carrying Edric on his bed, who sits up and points menacingly >”I object!” Anonymous
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>>5534061 >"She isn't a maiden, this marriage cannot go through!" >Dumb and Dumber stand up from the Tarly area and complain >"And how do you know that bastard?" >Edric smug >"Because I fucked her myself BITCH!" >cue bed drop and Edric fucking dying from tearing his stitches for the 1000th time Anonymous
>>5534060 Poor guy. First Edric penetrates him with his sword and then with his "sword".
Edric did think about fucking Sam with his sword in the previous thread lol.
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>>5534064 >Edric: "Once I'm done with you, Gormy's mouth is gonna look pristine in comparison" MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Mon 16 Jan 2023 05:45:44 No. 5534069 Report And thus did the tale of Edric, Bastard of the Rose Hall, end. Bleeding to death in the dirt of Highgarden, he was taken by the hands of the Stranger to guide him into the mystery of deathjust kidding. I got unexpectedly busy today. I'll be running tomorrow though
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>>5534069 Spoiler is even worse than what you wrote first
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>>5534057 Nah mostly calling them out for what was said and the implications of parts of it
disrupting the line of succession, Ill consideration/treatment of Alyssa maybe while we're leaning on our sheathed sword or something while doing it, of course it might likely never happen but I can dream.
I really dug how Tywins sister recounts how Tywin stood up for the Lannister dignity as a child when she was betrothed to her Frey husband.
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>>5534071 yeah nah that's alpha shit. For all that Tywin is a cunt, that is 100% ALPHA DAWG type-beat that Edric should go for
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>>5534069 You didn't make it better
I'd trade my leg for a goddamn update Anonymous
>>5534071 Tywin was a true-born son and heir. Edric is just a bastard who is hated by Marisa on top of that.
Even if do get an opportunity for that it's not going to work out the way it did for Tywin.
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>>5534077 Maybe it will maybe it won't I'd still like to try it, on one hand yes we are a Bastard who Marissa hates intensely on the other hand we got into a violent and lopsided fight over it and personally even with hatred that's to our legitimacy and the Tarlys have been acting with disregard despite our Father and Marissa's warnings about such.
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>>5534082 If you want to influence the matter of Alyssa's betrothal you need to first of all stop being so damn edgy about everything.
Instead of "calling them out" and making a "dramatic protest" like a cringelord supreme what you need to do is talk with Edric's dad and maybe Alyssa one on one about Tarlys and what they said and let them bring that to Marisa.
Marisa hates Edric's guts. If you tell her that she should cancel the betrothal she will be tempted to go through with it just to spite Edric.
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>>5534085 I wouldn't really call it edgy but fine that's a fair point regardless, Alyssa and Father are on infinitely better ground with her than we are its true and if its means works so be it.
I do think however its not solely her we are addressing but our father if not the larger house, our Father might be walkover but he cares for us and seeing the extremes we've gone to defend Alyssa and house clover
Tarly and Peake being cunts aside of course is going to be a strong factor therein even with Marissa's bias.
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>>5534096 We do not need to adress the larger house. Gareth, the twins and Alyssa don't have any real say in the matter. The only ones who make decisions are Edric's dad and Marisa and only one of those two will be willing to listen to Edric.
From their reactions so far they didn't seem too thrilled about Tarlys from the beginning and now are probably both having strong doubts. If we manage to persuade Garlan he will most likely be able to push Marisa into cancelation.
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>>5534108 there's also Ser Normund Clover, Garlan Clover's uncle. he hasn't had much today being back at the Rose Hall.
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>>5534116 I honestly forgot he existed lol
Well he didn't seem to like Edric as well so he is in the same group as Marisa and Hobb
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>>5534118 Think he just consider him a nuisance and tries his best to just ignore him. The only ones who actually like Edric back in Rose Hall is Genna and maybe the twins, but that might be because they are still young and havnt been corrupted yet
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>>5534108 You're right we probably don't NEED too outside of my own feeling of appropriate narrative coolness and You're almost certainly right that Marissa wouldn't ordinarily listen to what we had to say but saying it after everything that has happened while weakened from injury and with Awareness to our distrusted position and with more than a few people to dispute it in a public setting feels almost audicious enough to just work in my opinon.
I also feel like it would be a good point to establish that
as far as I am aware of the conversation so far that Edric wants nothing from or even to do with the future of Rose hall, it's been a shitty home for him with little love shown to him but that doesn't mean he wishes Ill for his siblings and is willing to act publically in their interest weither he's believed or not.
Yes I know about Edrics history with Alyssa speaks for itself but since I feel it's up in the air at the moment I'm not talking with it in mind Anonymous
>>5534166 Anon, Marisa doesn't give a fuck if Edric is injured or not. Any words that come out of Edric's mouth will automatically have less power for her than if they were said by anyone else.
Also making public scenes is not "cool" in any way be it in modern or medieval times. It doesn't make people respect you it makes them annoyed with you. Especially when it is in regards to a private family matter that shouldn't be dragged out in front of an audience for people to gossip about.
Why are you even trying to impress Marisa? Talking to her personally is detrimental to your goal. Didn't you notice that she hates Edric? She is not gonna change her mind about him just because he suddenly starts talking back to her publicly embarassing her in the process. You know what's going to happen instead? She will get pissed off.
I know we are playing as a 13-year-old but you don't have to think like a 13-year-old.
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The house has done nothing for Edric that warrants him standing up for it. I am fully of the opinion that if the house is on fire, Edric should be the first one to make a break for it. I have no desire to prove myself to these people.
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>>5534196 ditto. leave. go roaming with the bastards taking names at every tourney until we all collectively get knighted and ennfoeffed.
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>>5534196 I wholeheartedly agree which is why I will be voting to fuck off from the Rose Hall as soon as possible but I believe the family at least deserves a fair warning about Tarlys. After that I don't give a fuck what they do.
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>>5534196 Hard yes, I'm still pulling for going off with Storm as a sellsword travelling the world
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>>5534184 I guess this strayed a bit from my original intentions, I know Marissa isn't going to give a fuck about what Edric says and I really didn't necessarily want to Impress her for all my talk that may have impressed that, I just wanted to give it as much weight as possible but hows thats achieved I guess is up for debate and really thanks for sharing since you've made a good case of your own views on the matter.
>making public scenes is not "cool" in any way be it in modern or medieval times. It doesn't make people respect you it makes them annoyed with you. Especially when it is in regards to a private family matter that shouldn't be dragged out in front of an audience for people to gossip about you're right in real life it's crass and shitty but again my thinking was more on narrative beats, I enjoy Edric saying no very publically despite anyone believing him because their are multiple things that can play on that have been talked about also in regards to it being a private family matter, we just had it open in a very public display and I suspect no shortage of people publically or privately wondering how such a wound happened to such a fierce squire who was armoured for the fighting.
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>>5534051 >"CARRY ME CLOSER! I WANT TO HIT PEAKES WITH MY SWORD!" Anonymous
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>>5534196 true as fuck, also it would be a waste to not explore the setting more
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Would be pretty funny if the Mun didn't respond anymore and this where the story ends. Edrik dying of blood loss because we used our fate point not to save him, but to teach some lesser nobles sons a lesson in humility.
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>>5535099 Munk has said he'll be back repeatedly just chill
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>>5535099 it's never been more over than it is now
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Tue 17 Jan 2023 02:50:10 No. 5535190 Report Coming in and out of conciousness stole all sense of time. The world became a passing of shadow and light, snatches of voices you couldn't recognize. "...stupid risk..." "...wake up?..." "...Harry did..." "...won at rings..." "...the joust..." "...some mystery..." "...hate you so much..." In and out they came, until they were gone, and the in and out feeling of dark and light settled into shadow, and your senses came back as if no time had passed at all, the world transformed from the tourney ground beneath a morning sun, to a dark room, a soft bed and thin blanket. Light came through an arrow slit, a finger length of sun falling on the rush mat covered floor. The room was warm. The door was closed. You were alone. There was a pitcher of cool water by your bed. Next to the pitcher someone had left picked flowers bound with ribbon and an icon of the Mother. You were thirsty. You hurt but the hurt was distant. Milk of the poppy maybe, you thought. Less that it eliminated your pain and more than it took away your care for it. You were stiff. Your chest was bandaged thick. Moving at all made it hurt. There was a murmur from the other side of a closed door. Nothing you saw told you exactly where you were, but you guessed a room in Highgarden. Where in Highgarden was another question. It wasn't a lovely room, exactly. It was sparsely decorated. But it was good enough. A frowning face of the Father judged you from a tapestry hung on the wall, the only real decoration in the room.>call to whoever was talking beyond the door >try to get up to open it >stay in bed silent, try to rest
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>>5535190 >>try to get up to open it Anonymous
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>>5535190 >try to get up to open it We're SO back
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>>5535190 >try to get up to open it Edric not thinking clearly and just trying to figure out what the hell is going on or if he is really dead and this is the afterlife
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>>5535190 >try to get up to open it And probably fail
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>>5535190 >>call to whoever was talking beyond the door Anonymous
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I'm curious who's beyond Door, Linette obviously visited but what we've heard offers no answers beyond knowing Harry and hate. Also Daemons a known quantity in the joust now apparently.
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>>5535190 >>>call to whoever was talking beyond the door Anonymous
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>>5535190 >stay in bed silent, try to rest Anonymous
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>>5535190 >>try to get up to open it Anonymous
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>>5535190 >call to whoever was talking beyond the door Literally in pain every time we move, just call out to the homies on the other side of the door.
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>>5535190 >>call to whoever was talking beyond the door Anonymous
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>>5535190 >try to get up to open it Anonymous
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>call to whoever was talking beyond the door
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>>5535190 >call to whoever was talking beyond the door Anonymous
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>>5535190 >try to get up to open it Anonymous
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>>5535190 >try to get up to open it Anonymous
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>>5535190 >call to whoever was talking beyond the door Anonymous
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>>5535190 >Drink some water If we've got opium in our system and been out for a while our throat is going to be dry as fuck
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>>5535190 >call to whoever was talking beyond the door Anonymous
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>try to get up to open it
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Munk died and that was he last update he wrote before being carried off by the Stranger
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Tue 17 Jan 2023 04:29:53 No. 5535288 Report >>5535272 got a call from a family member that took forever
>try to get up wins, but the update will be tomorrow
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>>5535288 >the update will be tomorrow END ME NED. GODS, JUST END ME.
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>>5535288 Seven damn you munk
I just wanted cute forbidden romance Anonymous
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>>5535288 Pain, munko, you give me suicidal urges, munkman.
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>>5535190 >stay in bed silent, try to rest No more shenanigants
>>5535288 tfw
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at this point munk is a bigger tease than alyssa
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>>5535190 >>stay in bed silent, try to rest Anonymous
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>>5535190 >>stay in bed silent, try to rest Anonymous
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>>5535190 >call to whoever was talking beyond the door Anonymous
Honestly wouldn't be surprised at this point if the Maester has had enough of our shit, and Tied us to the bed some how.
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>>5535608 >You're gonna rest or i swear by the Father is will send you the Stranger myself Anonymous
>>5535608 >If I have to stitch one more wound I'm going to start making them! Anonymous
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>>5535608 What if Edric was tied up by Alyssa instead
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>>5535608 > Alyssa stop salivating Anonymous
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So, who wants to make predictions on what's happened since Edric had been out? I'll go first.>Edric has missed the whole rest of the tournament and is being sheltered at Highgarden. He's been out for a week. >Harry officially won the melee but an incident involving some unkind words towards Edric results in his knighthood being forfeit before he could officially be knighted. Maybe Daemon steps in later on his behalf, maybe not. That might just be wishful thinking on my part. >If Alyssa wasn't sexually assaulted yet, her new marriage after the Tarly marriage falls through will be to Lord Fallow. I consider these two things to be mutually exclusive, but they might not be. >Lord Garlan beat up some other asshole's dads but ended up getting a major injury in the process so he's also at Highgarden. Whether the rest of the family is also around is unknown. Anyone else wanna throw out some predictions?
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>>5536144 Can't really be sure since we are missing 95% of the information, I doubt Alyssa was assaulted since she was doing her euphemism thing at some point during Edrics time out.
In my opinion
>Daemon was revealed at some point either related to our shenanigans or not >Tarly/Peake was smoothed over at some point or came to a head >Someone won at rings maybe Gareth? >Harry was either blamed or the truth came out Anonymous
>>5536144 Way too long. Edric lost some blood that's not a blow to the head or anything. My bet is under 24 hours. 72 tops.
Did Harry ever want to get knighted? In any case unless he had beef with the Longthorn himself or killed someone I don't see him losing knighthood opportunity if it was on the table.
Alyssa being raped while in highgarden in the middle of the tournament in the presence of the reach's head honcho is extremely unlikely. They are retarded but not that retarded. Alyssa's betrothal being canceled is a possibility but Fallow is an unlikely candidate for her new betrothal.
He could be wounded but if he's so badly wounded he had to stay at highgarden the rest of the family is also here. Also he has no spine or balls. Ain't no way he goes to brawl with some guy outside of clashing during the tourney.
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>>5536144 No matter how I think about it a week is way too long.
>>5536163 Why would Harry get blamed? He had a blunt sword and Edric had a breastplate on. And there were people present who saw that Harry never cut him. That would be some convoluted bullshit.
Also could someone explain to me what does "won at rings" even means? I tried to Google it but all I get is some basketball shit.
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>>5536164 While I don't think I happened, Peake was gunning for Alyssa the moment we met him and frankly I can see the second Tarly boy being stupid enough to be up for it, more so after he lost an ear.
They might not have balls but Alyssa's protection and veracity as a victim only go so far.
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>>5536173 Yeah it is and I don't particularly think it occurred but I don't think it's beyond far reaching possibility.
As for Rings I vaguely recall a horseriding activity involving lancing rings as a demonstration of accuracy
>>5536175 case in point.
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Joust can take 1-2 days then followed by the miscellaneous events the day after then the feasting will probably take 2-3 days of partying, my guess is we awoke during the secod day of the feasting
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>>5536175 >>5536179 Thank you
Gareth ain't winning that lol
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>>5536188 probably not lol I mean he came up semi-finalist in the melee lol and gave Harry a chipped tooth lol.
Maybe he'll surprise us and be a half decent Tourney knight whens he not under pressure.
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Huh maybe Roderick won? He was the best rider from recollection.
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>>5536201 Believe only knights preform and not squires
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>>5536202 If its an extension of the Tourney then yeah for sure.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Wed 18 Jan 2023 02:07:02 No. 5536238 Report Quoted By:
Fighting the weakness of your body, you got out of bed and almost immediately regretted it. It wasn't just the soreness and pain of your body, but the feebleness that made your first steps difficult. But the world was solid beneath your feet and you took small steps toward the door, the muffled voices growing more distinct. The face of the Father frowned at you as if commanding you back to bed, but you ignored the tapestry and grabbed the door handle, sagging against it for support. Pulling the door open, you hung in the door frame and the conversation stopped at your appearance. Linette was dressed for kitchen duties, her golden hair hidden beneath a headscarf. She gasped. Joffrey Penrose, dressed for court, grinned beside her carrying a covered tray. With them was Maester Petyr and another maester, older and deformed with a nasty hunched back, his maester's chain thick with links. Then Linette's gasp turned into a frown. "What in the seven hells are you doing out of bed?" she said. She pushed you on the shoulders with a gentle force. "The Stranger will be wroth with you, escaping his grip a second time," Maester Petyr said with a grin, "But good Linette is right, back to bed with you." Joffrey helped Linette walk you back to the bedside. "You're a tough cuss, Ned," Joffrey said, "Fighting the melee with a wound like that." "Don't praise it, Edric near killed himself," Linette said. She blew at a golden tress that fell across her face, cheeks pink with emotion. You let them get you back to the bedside, Maester Petyr and his hunchback brother following them. "This is Maester Loran," Petyr said, "Perhaps the best learned maester in the Reach, and maester of Highgarden. You owe him your life." Maester Loran bowed as best he could. His deformity extended beyond his back, though it was less obvious. One leg was shorter than the other by half an inche. Joffrey set the covered tray on the bedside table. "Your supper," he said, lifting the tray. A hunk of steak with a mint jam and mashed carrot on a white bread trencher, with a small fireplum tart beside it. Your belly growled. "Red meat is best after losing as much blood as you did, child," Maester Loran said, "It helps heal the muscle and rejuvenate the blood in your body." "How long was I abed?" you asked, taking the knife to cut away a piece of steak and bread. "Two nights, near three days," Joffrey said, "You missed most of the tourney. It came down to Lord Leo and the mystery knight. The mystery knight won, and crowned Lady Marisa the Queen of Love and Beauty before departing. She's ruled the Court of Love since, and she and your father are dining with Lord Leo as we speak." It meant nothing to you what honors were granted your father's wife.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Wed 18 Jan 2023 02:08:08 No. 5536242 Report "Your father accounted himself well in the joust," Joffrey said, "He won his tilt against Ser Peake on points before being unhorsed by the Knight of the Blackwater Rush. That man rode like a demon, no one withstood his lance." "Roderick won at rings," Linette said, "The prize was twenty dragons." "You won twenty dragons yourself for finishing second in the melee," Joff said, "Harry left your winnings with your sister." "Everyone came to see you," Linette said, "Harry was here last night, your lord father was here this morning, and you just missed your sister." "And there was one barely left your side the whole time," Joffrey said with a grin to Linette. She had the dignity not to blush but from the draw of her cheeks it was a hard won fight. The first taste of steak awoke a ravenous hunger and you scarcely talked as you wolfed it down, slathering it in the strong mint jelly. The bread trencher soft beneath a crisp crust that soaked up the juices of the steak. When the last bite was done you attacked the fireplum tart. Now that was perhaps the most delicious thing you'd ever eaten, so much so you had to stop after the second bite to delight on the flavors overwhelming your tongue. The pastry was lighter than you'd imagined, crumbling under your bite. "Do you like it?" Linette asked, in the awkward way that meant she had made it. "It's good," you said around the pastry, trying not to spray crumbs. You swallowed then you took a deep gulp of chilled water. "The wound should heal with a week's light rest," Maester Loran said as he inspected your cut, your tunic off, "The scar will be worse for the wound re-opening. No more hard riding or swordplay for you in that time. And if you think you're in a bad state, you near killed your poor horse with your rough riding. A man may take whatever risk he wants with his life, but endangering an innocent animal, bah!" A flash of guilt for poor Chestnut. The gelding had been struggling towards the end of the melee. "A knight and his horse are two of a partnership, brother," Maester Petyr said, "They share the risk." "An abominable thing," the hunchbacked maester said, "Horses warrant better consideration. Every young Reacher talks as if his horse matters more to him than his own kin but is still willing to ride it do death for his vanity." "Our Loran is an animal lover," Petyr said, amused, "He doesn't even eat the flesh of beasts himself, but it has made him the finest carer of horses the Highgarden stable has ever known. And of men too." "One is not so different from the other," Loran said, "In the heart, the lungs and the bones. Muscle fibers are much the same across all warm blooded creatures."
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Wed 18 Jan 2023 02:09:54 No. 5536247 Report "He's writing a book," Petyr said with a sigh, "Shall we leave these young people be, brother? I have a bottle of wine we can share." He took the hunchback by the shoulder and led him away. "Perhaps I should go too," Joffrey said, "There's to be dancing before the feast, and I've my eye on a couple of lasses." He left you then, alone with Linette. The kitchen girl stood half in that fingerwidth of sunlight coming through the window, her hands clasped before her. The food had warmed you up, you felt stronger now, firmer. You heard Linette swallow. Looked at her. Green eyes, or blue eyes? They seemed somewhere in between, more one than the other depending on the colours she wore.>ask her for more detail of your friends >ask after her in particular, how she has been >say nothing, wait for her to speak
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>>5536247 >ask after her in particular, how she has been "Sorry for worrying you"
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>>5536247 >>ask her for more detail of your friends Gotta find out what we missed.
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>>5536247 >ask after her in particular, how she has been We have to take care of our future widow, lads
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>>5536247 >>ask after her in particular, how she has been Anonymous
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>>5536247 >say nothing, wait for her to speak I'm not apologising also good work Dad fuck'em Peake's.
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>>5536247 >>ask after her in particular, how she has been Anonymous
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>>5536247 >ask after her in particular, how she has been Linette supremacy is real brothers
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>>5536247 I believe in Linette Supremacy
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Shame Alyssa is not here. I wanted to ask her if she enjoyed the show we put on.
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>>5536247 >>ask after her in particular, how she has been Only bad part of this is that Daemon thinks Marisa is our mother
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>>5536274 We'll get the chance later, for now though Linettefags get their girl.
I just don't want to apologise.
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>>5536280 This part has me rather amused, its either what he thinks of her or because we share a common look.
If its ever referenced I can only imagine how much seething it will generate.
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>>5536288 I still remember when he refered to her as our mother, she was probably in such a shock for the whole event that she forgot to correct him
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Wed 18 Jan 2023 02:27:11 No. 5536292 Report (with sworn to valour back I fully expect the playerbase to be cut in half)
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>>5536292 People can follow more than one quest.
I am following 3 atm with no problems.
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>>5536292 Nah forgotten only updates once a day in the Australian evening Anonymous
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>>5536292 No shot. The quests scratch very different itches
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Wed 18 Jan 2023 02:33:31 No. 5536304 Report Quoted By:
(I'm not complaining)
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>>5536247 >ask after her in particular, how she has been Maybe reach out for her, try and give her hand a squeeze.
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9:1 in favor of Asking Linette seems pretty clear unless anyone expects an upset. Just please don't apologise about what we did its weak.
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>>5536247 >>ask after her in particular, how she has been Linettefu
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>>5536292 I would be more active but my work schedule means I often have to sleep while you run quests.
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>>5536247 >ask after her in particular, how she has been Anonymous
Question is, what should we spend our 20 gold dragons on ? Was thinking some nice fine clothes, maybe our own weapon and armor or a warhorse
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>>5536332 Arbor gold and lysene whores
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>>5536332 Warhorse of we can afford it, our weapon likely just needs maintenance, nice clothes might be good too though.
Man I would have loved some plate but I doubt we can afford anything remotely close to it.
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>>5536334 As much as i would love that i'd rather not spend our only money on it
>>5536336 We are also going to grow, so i'd rather not spend too much money on expensive armor that we will outgrow, clothes can be remade to fit us better or sold more easily than plate
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>>5536332 A better gear would be nice but we need to know prices first.
We could invest too I guess.
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>>5536332 A fuckoff big sword to grow into
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>>5536336 hopefully we can guilt pops into hooking us up on the warhorse front
I also want to find that lowborn girl who ran and got Daemon, need to give her our thanks and offer her something for saving our arm
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>>5536341 Nah, she already got paid by Daemon and ran off. Just let her be
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>>5536334 Wine might be fun too but that's a bit more of a pocket change thing when it comes to gold dragons.
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>>5536342 She got paid by Daemon for telling him, not for saving us
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>>5536247 >ask after her in particular, how she has been >apologize for making her worry Anonymous
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>>5536345 Same thing, besides he gave her a gold dragon. She can feed her entire family with that for a week
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>>5536247 >>say nothing, wait for her to speak ALPHA DAWG
>Looked at her. Green eyes, or blue eyes? SEASTAR REFERENCE
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>>5536344 If a peasant was willing to sell his son to Varys for arbor gold, I'd imagine it's considerably more expensive than pocket change.
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>>5536337 A good point we haven't even hit our growth spurt yet properly so armour right now is probably a bad idea.
>>5536341 I think we've proven the danger and talent our future has for us enough that he's guilt tripped so barring Marissa's interference I can see him getting us better gear even if it's cheap.
Also yeah the lowbrow girl was paid off but we might want to follow the example and have a few lookout/spies in the future if only for our own safety at home or an event like this.
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>>5536350 I think that speaks more to Vary's and the man's desire for wine and his means of paying for it than the specific expense of the wine in question.
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>>5536350 Or just a drunkard, just because someone is willing to sell their child off for a six-pack does not make it expensive
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Wed 18 Jan 2023 03:08:43 No. 5536355 Report Anonymous
Been looking at maps of Dorne to figure out where mother actually came from. My main guess is either Dayne or Blackmont.
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>>5536357 Probably doesn't matter but likely some shithole village in the mountains that got hit by bandits or Reach men.
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>>5536359 True, i was just curious in whos territory the shithole village was located in
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>>5536361 Fair nuff, I guess it ultimately depends on where rose hall falls in the Reach Marchs.
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>>5536368 Close to Horn Hill so my guess is south of House Tarly and north of House Hunt
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Wed 18 Jan 2023 03:42:33 No. 5536385 Report Quoted By:
>ask after her in particular, how she has been is the winning vote
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>>5536355 >no just a New Order fan SOMEHOW I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE NOW
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>>5536410 Linette is a Vyrwel bastard, not a Tyrell. Her father just most likely work for Tyrell
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Wed 18 Jan 2023 04:39:32 No. 5536427 Report (sorry for the slow updates over the last couple of days) (I've been having a hard time lately) (I started running this quest to take my mind off things and get back to writing again, but its been getting harder and harder to do over the last week) (I'll have another update tonight, then I'll be back in a couple of days)
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>>5536427 Don't worry about it Munk, you've got a life to lead and that should take priority should you want it too.
This quest is a blast despite any bitching about updates, post at your own pace.
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>>5536427 Hey man, no worries at all. I've been having a bad go of it as of late myself. Do take care
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>>5536427 Don't worry about it Munkun. Real life is always more important.
You've been doing great and communicating with us clearly. Only a complete retard would have a problem with the way you run things.
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>>5536427 Don't worry about it Munk, you honestly spoiled us with the rate of updates so take your time and take care of yourself boss
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>>5536427 please dont burn yourself out. take a week break if you need too.
just dont forget about us Anonymous
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>>5536247 >>ask after her in particular, how she has been "Thank you for tending me and for the pastry, blame the hot Dornish blood if you like but I had to acquit myself well in the melee, to learn these trueborns a lesson in picking on bastards."
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>>5536433 >Only a complete retard would have a problem with the way you run things Y-yeah what kind of retard would have an issue with it...
its not like I have feedback on how the combats runs or anything or how mechanically this quest might be improved Anonymous
>>5536483 The posts were about update schedule and real life problems. Nobody said anything about mechanics or combat system.
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>>5536484 Yeah bad offtopic joke on my part.
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>>5536247 >ask after her in particular, how she has been We owe her that at least
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>>5536337 >expensive armor that we will outgrow Just get an armour stretcher.
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>>5536280 She's now permanently in the tank for Daeron lol
>>5536308 It was about 50/50 between Linette and Catling
>>5536337 This
>>5536427 Stay strong brother
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>>5536515 That was about the vote, not the favor.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Wed 18 Jan 2023 07:23:12 No. 5536549 Report "What of you, Linette," you asked, "How have you been?" It occurred to you now you actually knew very little about her, being acquainted only for a few days, as wild as those days had been. She sat beside you on the bed, and you had a thought to pull back on your shirt. The poulticed wound on your chest throbbed with pain, more so for your quickened heart beat. She was older than you, near a woman at fifteen, and even seated taller than you. "Busy," she said, "With all the feasting my mother has scarcely had time to rest, and with you trussed up with injury...someone had to play nursemaid. The danger of you getting a fever was...is real. You seem whole though, which I'm glad for." Whole. You didn't feel whole. You felt empty and aching and a little unwell. Not just exhausted physically, but in a deeper way. You had thrown everything against the melee, every ounce of your courage, your rage, your shame, and had still fallen short of the victory. Mayhap if you had not been riding wounded, things may have gone differently. "I feared for you," she said, her hand finding yours, winding into yours. Soft slender fingers kneading the back of your hand. "Even before you fell I feared. I watched you fight and...you seemed different there. As if some beast wore your skin." "I've heard tales of men in the North who have the hearts of wolves. Men who when a dark rage comes upon them they transform into wolfish monsters, and do not know friend from foe." "I'm not a Northerner, or a wolf," you said. "They're just stories," she said with a soft smile, "But you made me think of them when you fought. I worry about you. I worry there is a beast inside you, driving you toward danger." "If I'm to be a knight I must be brave, and drive myself towards danger," you said. She sighed and shook her head. "That isn't what I mean," she said. You sat a time, saying nothing. "Your sister was here, more than once," she said, "We talked a little." How cruel, and on what? You did not like the idea of Linette talking to Alyssa, fearing her venom. "I don't understand her," she said, "She seemed pleased you lost, almost proud of it even. But there was pride too in how she recalled every blow you gave, on every boy you unhorsed or forced to yield. The rage inside you seemed to delight her especially, when you went wild against Catling. I don't understand it. I don't understand how someone can be that way." You said nothing. Whatever Alyssa had to say to you she would tell you herself in time, she wasn't shy with her opinion.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:vDALLYht Wed 18 Jan 2023 07:24:26 No. 5536550 Report "There was another came to see you, the squire of the mystery knight," she said, "He didn't say much, only to say his master hoped to see you in King's Landing." "I asked about you, but you speak about me," you said. Linette grinned. "I'm not so interesting," she said. "That's not true," you said, "I can hardly take my eyes off you." She blushed. "My father says I'll be the bane of men in time," she said, "My mother thinks I get too much attention from those who should know better. But its not something I want. In fact I...I've thought about taking vows, of joining a motherhouse, devoting myself to the Seven." "Septa Linette," you said. "Is it foolish?" she said, "Timmet says septas are all old prunes who only take holy vows because they're too foul natured for husbands." Septa Linette. You had to admit when you thought of her you didn't imagine holy vows or a life of chastity. You imagined her then in the modest white dress of a septa with a rainbow belt around her waist, a crystal hanging between her breasts, her face closed in prayer. >say: you would break the hearts of many if you did, including mine >say: if that's where you think your life purpose is, I say follow it >say nothing
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>>5536550 >say: you would break the hearts of many if you did, including mine >kiss her It would be a waste thats for sure
>"There was another came to see you, the squire of the mystery knight," she said, "He didn't say much, only to say his master hoped to see you in King's Landing." Seems like there is a job opening in a few months for us
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>>5536550 >say: you would break the hearts of many if you did, including mine Anonymous
>>5536549 >Alyssa:likes seeing Edric beaten >Also Alyssa:likes Edric beating everyone I love our Sister, she's so fucking messed up.
>>5536549 Pious Linette the heartbreaker
>say: if that's where you think your life purpose is, I say follow it If she wants it.
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>>5536550 >>say: if that's where you think your life purpose is, I say follow it But
>It would break many hearts, including mine "These are the choices that you have to make, life is freedom ... and consequence."
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>>5536550 >>say: you would break the hearts of many if you did, including mine For me it's Linette
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>>5536549 >She seemed pleased you lost, almost proud of it even. But there was pride too in how she recalled every blow you gave, on every boy you unhorsed or forced to yield. The rage inside you seemed to delight her especially, when you went wild against Catling. Our sister never disappoints. Glad she enjoyed it.
>>5536550 >"There was another came to see you, the squire of the mystery knight," she said, "He didn't say much, only to say his master hoped to see you in King's Landing." Well here it is anons. You were discussing where to spend those 20 dragons and we got the answer.
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>>5536550 >My mother thinks I get too much attention from those who should know better. But its not something I want. In fact I...I've thought about taking vows, of joining a motherhouse, devoting myself to the Seven Man, I'm thinking the analysis from last thread was correct and linette really does prefer Edric because he has yet to really sexualise her like the other knights may have.
This girl really is too pure for the setting
make sure you protect that smile anons! Anonymous
>>5536550 >say: you would break the hearts of many if you did, including mine You’d be depriving the world of those amazing pastries if you took vows.
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>>5536550 >say: you would break the hearts of many if you did, including mine. But if that's where you think your life purpose is, I say follow it Anonymous
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>>5536550 >say: if that's where you think your life purpose is, I say follow it Anonymous
>>5536550 I say Edric and Linette do some handholding while looking into eachothers eyes
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>>5536550 >>say: you would break the hearts of many if you did, including mine Anonymous
>>5536550 >>say: you would break the hearts of many if you did, including mine Anonymous
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>>5536577 >Handholding AND eye contact How lewd
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>>5536550 >”If that's where you think your life purpose is, I say follow it. Mind you don’t end up regretting taking a lifelong oath you might one day not be prepared to keep, though.” Anonymous
Hey Munk since we've got money now I'm just going to drop a market example from STV in case you'd like some idea's for us spending money and the benefits therein. Not everythings probably relevant to what you want but I hope it helps.
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>>5536609 We should save up if we are going to go to king's landing
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>>5536614 We should buy some nice things that we will need so we are ready to go to kings landing
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>>5536617 Well yeah a horse, supplies and clothes are a given. Anything besides that?
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>>5536614 Probably, though I don't think we even have an allowance.
>>5536617 Also yes
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>>5536617 >nice things Like what?
>>5536621 We have 20 dragons. Not wasting them is already saving up.
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>>5536620 Our sword was chipped from memory but I don't know if thats beyond a whetstone or blacksmith's helping.
We should get a Destrier if possible and a mean one at that if we can afford it, I know Armour at our age has been mentioned as a bad investment.
Hopfully our family will be the tourney in some small capacity so other supplies might be uncessary, if not we'll have to figure them out.
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>>5536622 Good regular clothes and some fancy clothes that you would wear for special events a proper warhorse, maybe our own personal weapons, a affordable armor any nice trinkets that sounds useful, small gift for Linette
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>>5536623 >Hopfully our family will be the tourney in some small capacity so other supplies might be uncessary, if not we'll have to figure them out. I am 100% sure our family will be at Kings Landing for the wedding, the entire realm will be there i am sure
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>>5536624 >Good regular clothes and some fancy clothes that you would wear for special events a proper warhorse Reasonable
>personal weapon and armor Not sure about these ones. Especially about armor.
>gift for Linette Like what? She doesn't strike me like the type of girl to be into expensive gifts. Feels like a waste.
>nice trinkets Like what? The very phrase "nice trinkets" sounds like "useless expensive baubles" to me.
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>>5536629 >Not sure about these ones. Especially about armor. People wanted more independence from the family and getting our own stuff will allow Edric to return what he was given, it would also be better quality than what he has, he is pretty much a man-at-arms for the family
And it may be useless baubles, but Edric only really has two poessions a small figurine of the Warrior that father gave him when he was six and his favourite/only book "the chronicles of Lomas Longstrider" It would really be nice and a huge deal for someone like Edric who has nothing to buy something nice and pretty for himself
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>>5536629 Not that I'm really interested in deeply investing in Linette but probably something pious or well intentioned would go over well.
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>>5536632 Sword - maybe. Armor - nothing fancy until he's grown up.
>It would really be nice and a huge deal for someone like Edric who has nothing to buy something nice and pretty for himself Like what? Silk undergarments? So far it sounds like a retarded waste of money.
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>>5536633 Examples? I honestly have no clue what Edric could gift to her other than jewelry which would cost way too much for me to support.
Maybe a nice hairbrush? She does have long hair.
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>>5536643 Maybe a crystal necklace like the Septas? that might be inappropriate though since its part of their thing or a kinda fancy seven pointed star necklace?
I'm really not sure myself just kinda wanted to put out that it might be possible rather than a ironclad impossibility.
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>>5536609 Also since it's a side note on the market here are the differences between Destrier,Courser & Rouncey from the first STV thread.
probably a little to much resolution.
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Make sure to get our favourite sister a present. Not Alyssa, the nice one (Baela).
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This is getting ridiculous. First it's a gift for Linette which is fine something to remember Edric by. Now it's Baela. Next what? A gift for Edric's milkmother? A gift for every Rose Hall inhabitant? I am not supporting any purchases that aren't directly related to going to King's Landing or Edric's combat effectiveness or are gifts for one of his romantic interests.
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>>5536658 Our siblings can get jack shit
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>>5536673 Not true, Alyssa gets to see us fight.
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>>5536661 Agree. It's not like we've won some great reward to be handing out gifts like this.
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>>5536661 To be honest, as a role player and not a power gamer I think Edric should actually squander his money on impulsive things, like drinking, gambling, buying stupid things he doesn’t need. Edric is an impulsive 13 year old passionate character. I just want to whittle away his cash reserves before he turns into the generic character all /qst/ leads do. We should buy a nice saddle for our horse too
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>>5536712 Anon are we talking about the same Edric? The 13-year-old permaseething combat autist with a penchant for violence and agression who spends his days getting beaten up and swinging the sword? That Edric?
Somehow he doesn't strike me like a habitual drinker and gambler. Well you clearly know how to roleplay him better than me.
>I just want to whittle away his cash reserves I don't. I want him to succeed in life instead of becoming another Lincoln but without being a knight.
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>>5536661 >>5536712 Seconded, Edric autistically saving all his money would be against his character. Would be nice to at least give something to Linette, maybe a psalm book or a piece of clothing. It was because of her favor that we almost won (literally given the stat bonus). Personally I'm ok with giving something to our younger siblings as well as a gesture of goodwill towards the family but we should keep it cheap, a small toy for Bael for example.
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>>5536715 >Edric autistically saving all his money would be against his character. Examples of Edric spending money? What character are you talking about?
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>>5536715 >Edric autistically saving all his money would be against his character No that would be in character
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>>5536687 >It's not like we've won some great reward to be handing out gifts like this. >[Laughs in green ronin rpg] A single gold dragon is worth 210 silver stags or 11,760 copper stars according to green ronins ASOIAF rpg, 20 Dragons is 4200 Stags or 235,200 copper stars, If we were using that and I going to HIGHLY suggest that Munk doesn't do use it for his own sanity and game balance beyond prehaps a basic list of equipment the list of things we could buy would include:
>323 Aurouchs >2 Myrish Crossbows (worth 2000 Silver stags each) >Any of the weapons listed with a great deal of change of golden change >1 set of Fullplate (worth 3000 Silver stags) >2 sets of Half-plate (2000 Silver stags each) >5 Breastplates (800 Silver Stags each) >8 sets of Mail (500 Silver Stags each) >4 Destriers (1000 Silver stags each >A single Destrier and mail Barding >20 pound's of Saffron >4 of the highest quality Nobles garbs (the single most expensive bit of clothing at around 1000 silver stags) God forbid we had won the Melee 200 that would have litreally translated into a single wealth on the house level.
>>5536712 >>5536714 There's always room for growth and from the sounds of it this is the first time Edric has had any real money in his life I could see him being frugal with it since he knows its not coming back but I could also see him doing what any 13 year old would do with their first 1000 dollars and buy something really stupid or impulsive.
besides it's not like any parental figure is going to tell him to save it
probably Anonymous
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>>5536720 >All that doubling up fuck me sideways editing a shit.
Anonymous
>>5536720 Becoming a drunkard and a gambler at 13 is not a character growth.
The more money Edric has the less dependant on Rose Hall he is. In the worst case he will have to pay for his trip to King's Landing and for his stay there out of his own pocket.
Your appeal to "what any 13 year old would do" is pointless. Show me a 13-year-old who fights 6v1 against older kids with real swords. Please show me in this quest the part where Edric wanted to "buy something really stupid or impulsive". Edric has shown himself to be a determined kid and it is entirely in character for him to save up money to spend it on his dream.
Anonymous
>>5536728 >Becoming a drunkard and a gambler at 13 is not a character growth. quite the jump there anon
Anonymous
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>>5536729 One of the anons above said that drinking and gambling would an expected pastime for Edric. I disagreed.
Don't see how that would be a jump.
Anonymous
>>5536728 Being a drunk and gambler isn't positive character devlopment but experiencing those experiences for the first time as a teenager certainly is.
>Please show me in this quest the part where Edric wanted to "buy something really stupid or impulsive". show me where he explicitly didn't, Edric can grow in any number of ways unless Munk specifically says no or a vote does.
Anonymous
>>5536734 >Being a drunk and gambler isn't positive character devlopment but experiencing those experiences for the first time as a teenager certainly is. What kind of logic is this? Is experiencing becoming a heroin addict for the first time also a positive character growth? Is experiencing fucking a sheep a positive character growth? I dread to imagine what you wouldn't consider a positive character growth.
>show me where he explicitly didn't Ok lmao show me where Edric explicitly says that he doesn't like to eat feces. Great argument.
Anonymous
>>5536737 No I'd call it negative character devlopment obviously, god forbid someone have a differing opinon from you about what Edric might do.
Anonymous
Lets be realistic, what would Edric want with his money? Drinks? Nah, that pigshit knight hob probably beat the shit out of Edric whenever he was drunk. Whores? Marisa has brought him enough problems. What he needs (and probably wants) is a good sword. Maybe a good horse as well? But having money on you for when you actually need it is not a bad idea either.
Anonymous
>>5536741 What do you mean diffirent? You are actually unironically pushing for a gheavily wounded 13-year-old kid to spend his first and for forseeable future last money on drinking and gambling. Anon please tell me you aren't serious.
You have no idea how much will it took for me to answer in good faith to your post instead of sending a snide comment. I had it typed out already even.
>>5536742 This anon is reasonable and I support him.
Anonymous
>>5536746 Yeah I'm not going to bother with this, your attempt at good faith is not very enticing to be worth continuing this.
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>>5536770 Ok anon have a good day.
I hope you will have some positive common sense character development by the time your own kids reach 13.
Anonymous
>>5536550 >say: you would break the hearts of many if you did, including mine Anonymous
>>5536720 I'm loosely basing the values of horses and armour from the ones mentioned in the Hedge Knight, where Duncan got 3 dragons for his riding horse and he still felt cheated. Since that's roughly the same era as this (separated by I think 30 or so years) that's what I'm using as my guiding stone.
imo its another thing GRRM didn't really think through, how his money values worked. Anguy somehow burned through 10 000 dragons in a few weeks of whoring after winning the archery competition.
Anonymous
>>5536788 Yeah the money was all over the place, 40.000 gold dragons for a castle and some guy managed to blow 10k on whores and wine, it would take him years to do that. Unless he was throwing money out the window for shit and giggles
Anonymous
>>5536791 I put some of it down to the wild inflation of the Baratheon era, but that's pure head canon on my part
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>>5536798 He throwing away gold as if he was shitting it
Anonymous
>>5536788 Yeah I was going to say the books do a bad job at portraying dragons/stags/pennies with any real weight, I get it supposed to parallel the old english pound/shilling/pence system but if its scrutanised it falls apart quickly and frankly the resolution green ronin gave it didn't help unless you take it as the final ruling.
>Since that's roughly the same era as this (separated by I think 30 or so years) The Hedge knight takes place around 209AC so it's about 22 years, and I don't recall any great finacial reforms in the post Blackfyre period so thats a fair assumption, If I were you I'd wouldn't lower the resolution of money mechanically to anything below stags at most since thats the established baseline and focus on dragons as the currency for future purchases, it might not work but it keeps things fairly focused.
Anonymous
>>5536804 how I'm thinking is for anything of 'value' we'll be dealing in dragons, things like horses, armour, whores, high quality clothes. for day to day things like staying at taverns, food and wine, etc, its stags.
Anonymous
>>5536550 >say: if that's where you think your life purpose is, I say follow it I genuinely believe her life would be better working for the church.
Caring for people is her passion and I highly doubt she wants to be a whore or that a life with Edric would be particularly nice given who's running it, both in game and out.
What else is an overly pretty young peasant woman to do?
Anonymous
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>>5536788 >GRRM didn't really think through I wonder why George "Saturn" Martin tries to make a comment about taxation in LOTR, when he has shit like this all over the place at random.
Anonymous
>>5536550 >say: if that's where you think your life purpose is, I say follow it Anonymous
>>5536742 I can agree with buying things for Edric.
Like well crafted weapons, a new sword, lance, shield, knife and mace for name a few a knight could use in war. A nice armor too. Perhaps two horses, instead than one.
Or things he never had himself for example. His own set of nice clothes, books (without asking permission), cutlery and plate and so on. If he decides later on to go to King's Landing he would also need some basics stuff for the travel, if he sleeps outside instead than an inn room.
Anonymous
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>>5536807 That's a good solution, Forgotten's system in STV has some resolution for that if you want it since pic related was supposed to display living in luxury or a lack thereof that the MC would have depending on his wealth and choices.
I know I keep talking about the system and I hope it's not pushy, I just think it's neat and has a lot to offer you Anonymous
>>5536817 Just last thread Edric's father said that a good horse would cost 15 dragons. We have 20.
Anonymous
>>5536821 That was an ungelded high quality warhorse from a reputable house. We want something a bit more on the frugal side
Anonymous
>>5536823 I thought we wanted an ungelded warhorse?
OK even if we assume the horse is only say 10 dragons we still don't have enough left to buy even half of what that anon listed.
Anonymous
>>5536821 Is just a list, and honestly i cannot understand the real prices with GRRM shit. If munkun said that in previous thread i don't see the problem. A quick modification and we can buy less objects present in that list, or anyone else list, the minimal essentials of what we need for be a squire and future knight.
Anonymous
>>5536825 >>5536823 You guys are forgetting the inflated prices the merchants are going to give us
Anonymous
>>5536832 If we're buying from a merchant, Dad breeds them remember.
Man Dad would suck harder than he already does if he charged us for it, but I suppose that makes me a welch.
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>>5536830 I just in general do not agree with the idea that we should spend all at once. We are not getting any more money for years probably.
The way I see it we should buy a good horse, a good sword or armor, a set of presentable clothes and save the rest for the trip.
Anonymous
>>5536835 If he didn't give Edric a good horse to temporarily ride for the melee I don't see him giving him one for free on a permanent basis.
Anonymous
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>>5536838 I mean I hope he finally decides to not squander our potential now its proven but yeah thats not a good starting point.
Anonymous
>>5536838 #Honestly could see him selling us a horse at a discount. 5 Dragons for what we would usually have to pay 15 for. Keeps the wife from bitching at him for giving the bastard a gift, and doesn't "completely" screw over his son. Seems to be up his alley.
Anonymous
Anons, couldn't we just pay for ownership of Chestnut? Not a warhorse, but it's a horse we already know and being gelded would lower the price further. As for buying gear, I feel that Anons might be jumping the gun a little. I don't think we could find a sword or armor for sale on a tourney ground - not any of passable quality anyway. Most anything else Anons have listed should be easier to find.Also I want to have Edric actually count his winnings before making plans, I do NOT trust Alyssa or her mother at all
Anonymous
>>5536876 Chestnut gives us -10 on combat rolls. That's a huge disadvantage.
We are in the capital of the Reach. Where else would we be looking for weapons and armor?
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>>5536877 I forgot about the roll maluses from Chestnut being from -5 to -10, yikes. Ignore me wanting to buy Chestnut then.
I didn't realize we're in a capital, blame that on me not reading the books.
Looks like I should have just kept quiet, huh?
I WILL stick to my point of counting Edric's winnings before making plans however.
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>>5536851 >>5536838 >>5536835 We better be getting a big discount on horses or the father has another thing coming
Anonymous
>>5536876 The Marissa I'll pay but Alyssa? that girl might be the most messed up girl in the reach but I don't think she's greedy.
Anonymous
>>5536921 Our sister isn't greedy true, but she loves to watch us suffer and get angry. So honestly I could totally see her taking a dragon to piss us off.
Anonymous
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>>5536931 She will probably demand a kiss to return it
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>>5536931 Well then assert dominance to get it back.
Anonymous
>>5536876 >Anons, couldn't we just pay for ownership of Chestnut? Not a warhorse, but it's a horse we already know and being gelded would lower the price further. I agree. A warhorse is generally used for combat alone while a horse like Chestnut is for everyday riding. A 13 yo on an a destrier will be a prime target for theft or worse.
>>5536549 Is it just me or was Edric autistically ingrate towards the old maester and Linette both?
Anonymous
>>5536877 Just want to point out, we are 13. Surely we aren't done growing. Haven't seen anyone mention it but (unless QM rules otherwise) I think we should be weary of buying armor that we are just going to outgrow. I'd imagine weapons or a horse to be a much better investment atm.
Anonymous
>>5536995 It was brought up a few times actually and I agree for the most part.
A mail shirt I imagine would fit Edric even if he grows up a little. A helmet would probably not be outgrown too quickly too.
The war horse is the most important part for me though. Everything else can be considered after we no longer take a -10 penalty against every decent horseman.
Anonymous
>>5536998 Warhorse > Sword > Common Armor > Fine Clothes > Regular clothes
Anonymous
>>5537001 Sure this seems reasonable enough
After that we can see how much money is left if anything and plan further from that point
Anonymous
>>5537003 >>5537001 Should probably also remember to get a shield, ours turned to kindling during the melee
Anonymous
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>>5537004 Oh right, for some reason I thought the shield was provided by the tourney same as the blunt sword.
If it was our personal shield we will have to buy it too huh? Man 20 dragons is really not that much.
Anonymous
>>5536876 I don't think people are assuming he has to spend everything at the tourney right now, best time to spend would be if we end up in King's Landing or Oldtown.
Anonymous
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>>5537008 Imagine what we could buy in King's Landing. That's probably our next big arc.
Anonymous
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>>5537008 We should definitely look over prices here first. To get a sense of what things cost so we don't get jipped somewhere else.
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>>5536977 Edric is pretty bad at expressing his emotions in general, hopefully there's still an opportunity to thank them later.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5536550 >>say: if that's where you think your life purpose is, I say follow it I understand people have waifu instincts and all, but Edric *does* hardly know her beyond her being a pretty face and all. Unless we're willing to commit (which I doubt anons are) trying to get her to give up on her dreams seems a little cruel.
But at the same time, being a septa probably isn't as glamorous as she imagines, so...I guess I'm cool with either option winning.
Anonymous
>>5537116 You had no problem committing when it came to Alyssa. 15 is too old for you?
Anonymous
>>5537120 I uh, don't especially want Edric to fuck his sister no.
Anonymous
>>5537127 Why'd you vote to kiss her then?
Anonymous
>>5537132 Mostly an attempt for people to get it out of their systems while Edric has the excuse of being drugged up on the poppy. My hope is that he will eventually court and marry someone above his station, or beyond that get into some wacky hijinks with Caitlin.
Whether that was successful or not we shall see I suppose.
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>>5537138 I see. Well I am sure sooner or later Edric will find himself next to another 12-year-old girl so you'll be able to "get it out of your system" once again.
Anonymous
>>5537138 While I can respect the thought process of "getting it out of their system" I kinda feel like in this situation it'll only add fire to their support? Getting it out of your system typically means being done interacting with that person or thing ever again. With the way this story is currently looking we're going to have a LOT more interactions with our dear sister. Which will feed the fire of the incest anons desires weather abate them or not.
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I WILL make Edric kiss the Baratheon tomboy (formerly Durrandon tomboy)
Anonymous
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>>5537116 And we could know her more then lol ? That's the point of interactions talking with unknown or known characters, and learning to know more of them.
The same for the other girls. Or talking more with our bastard friends. Which we barely know at all. Lol
In addition Edric badly wants to know new people or get away from his family. He is very happy to have friends and from the first time in his life, there is people that show genuine positive emotions to him.
>>5537138 That like the other anon said just helps get more of what they want.
Anonymous
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>>5537116 Edric is impulsive, it's in his Dornish blood. Don't worry about it.
Anonymous
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>>5537150 That is fair, and I admit it has backfired somewhat. Alyssa is still, well, herself and an awful person lmao. Maybe Linette will be good for Edric.
Anonymous
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>>5537116 He only knows her for like three days and she has already given him more affection than every member of his family combined.
Anonymous
>>5537138 The more bad (but justifiable) decisions Edric makes, the better. That way he's not a boring everyman. Hopefully him being angry and wanting to prove himself doesn't devolve into him becoming a generic /qst/ "battle autist" trainimaniac who just trains all day and has an incredilbly bland personality. Can already see it starting to take place with "our next arc will be in Kings Landing".
Anonymous
>>5536550 >>say: if that's where you think your life purpose is, I say follow it My heart lies with another (CATLING)
Anonymous
>>5536550 >say: if that's where you think your life purpose is, I say follow it >But it would break many hearts, including mine Backing this anon here
>>5536559 Anonymous
>>5536559 Supporting this
She should be free to make her own choices in life
Anonymous
>>5536550 >say: you would break the hearts of many if you did, including mine Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5536559 I'll support it.
Anonymous
>>5536550 >>say: you would break the hearts of many if you did, including mine Anonymous
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I've realised I like this, I'll swap my support
>>5536557 to this.
lol the incest conversation is a complete mess Anonymous
Anonymous
Blond girls are shit incest is shit!!!! Tomboy supremely!!!! !
Anonymous
>>5537550 Catling is probably getting fucked by a squire or a maid right about now, probably both at the same time
Anonymous
Every time I try to write the Edric/Alyssa smut omake I end up rubbing one out instead. Annoying desu. So far the premise is Edric winning the squire's melee and demanding his kiss from Alyssa in private.
Anonymous
>>5537569 You got a fetish for airing your dirty laundry? Why the fuck would you tell us any of these details
Anonymous
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>>5537604 he is bored and shitposting Anonymous
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>>5537559 Wrong I think she came to the room and fucked Edric!!!
Anonymous
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>>5537559 yes yes moon boy and kettleblack and jaime lannister for all we know
Anonymous
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>>5537569 Please don't listen to that other anon. This is a coomer thread and you should post all your coom here in as much detail as possible.
Anonymous
>>5536550 >>say: you would break the hearts of many if you did, including mine Anonymous
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>>5537204 >I am going to shoot myself in the foot on purpose because that's fun Never understood this retarded reasoning
Anonymous
>>5536550 >>say: you would break the hearts of many if you did, including mine Anonymous
if any of you guys do post any kind of omakes, pornographic or otherwise, please use a pastebin
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Thu 19 Jan 2023 07:55:02 No. 5537738 Report >>5537737 didn't realize my ID changed
Anonymous
>>5537738 Will you be calling the vote just so it doesnt run for ridicolously long ?
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Thu 19 Jan 2023 08:06:46 No. 5537744 Report >>5537739 I'll call the vote but I won't be able to post today/tonight, I've got too much work to do
>>5537701 >>5537661 >>5537337 >>5537242 >>5536778 >>5536581 >>5536578 >>5536567 >>5536561 >>5536556 >>5536555 breaking heart
>>5536557 >>5536574 >>5536601 >>5536812 >>5536814 >>5537116 >>5537212 follow the church
>>5536559 >>5537110 >>5537218 >>5537236 >>5537268 >>5537298 >>5537363 >>5537508 write-in
technically breaking his heart wins but I'll include the main thrust of the write-in (which to me reads as 'I support you but still want to fuck you')
Anonymous
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>>5537744 >(which to me reads as 'I support you but still want to fuck you') Edric is such a romantic
Anonymous
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>>5537744 >which to me reads as 'I support you but still want to fuck you Kek
Out of curiosity what time zone do you operate out of?
Anonymous
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>>5537744 >'I support you but still want to fuck you' Gods, Edric is so fucking based
Anonymous
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>>5537744 >'I support you but still want to fuck you' Yeah that's about the size of it
>main thrust Based Edric
Anonymous
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And the first thread finally fell off. Took a while
Anonymous
Do you think Edric likes hurting other people?
Anonymous
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>>5538407 probably to those that do him harm
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>>5538407 Yes but at the moment I think it's in the same way a boxer or wrestler does. Edric hasn't killed a man yet his urge to win and prove himself the better is what drives him. Hurting others like in the melee for revenge or to prove his skill likely was very enjoyable. He will possibly change when he kills someone.
Anonymous
>>5538407 You tell me.
>Gods you hated her, damn your promise. Gods how you wanted her to see you knock down her champions, beat them, hurt them. Hurt them in her place. See what I can do? It was your evil thought. See what I could do to you? >Cry for your mother, you thought, your laughter carrying over his sobs. Cry, I'll make your mother cry too. Fuck your mother. A morbid exhilaration whirled through you, hard panting laughs as he fled too. >Fuck my sister, you thought, fuck my sister will you? I'll fuck her first. I'll fuck you too. Fuck you with my sword. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Wild dark irrational thoughts. >You looked up into the brutal stupidity of Tarly's face and grinned. >Everything. >Your sword whipped out from the blade lock viper fast and sliced the side of his head. Tarly drew back clapping the side of his head, howling in pain. >This was everything. >Your enemies fleeing, their blood on your blade. Standing there laughing. >This was everything! >Your cock hardened, you thought you might come. >Sword in both hands you howled at Sam Tarly clutching the side of his face, your sword seeking the fat of his neck. >Gormon grabbed him and threw him down from his horse, then walked his destrier over the boy's leg. The boy screamed. Whether deliberate or not you didn't know, nor did you care. You didn't give a devil's shit about the Roxton squire. >You drove your pommel down into the side of his head, once, twice, each time with a vicious joy that made you laugh. >You watched Gormon Peake huddle beneath the horses with a dark joy. You might have killed him. You wanted to kill him. >Each one fell to your dark laughter, sweat pouring thicker down your face. A sickness and a joy mixed inside you, your limbs shaking you did not know from which. >Your grin was stretched and sweat stained. Your cut might have caught his eye had he not jerked back his head. You might have slammed your crosshilt through that eye, just to see what happened, but... Anonymous
>>5538635 >>Fuck my sister, you thought, fuck my sister will you? I'll fuck her first. I'll fuck you too. Fuck you with my sword. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Best fucking quote right here
Anonymous
>>5538639 For me it's
>Your cock hardened, you thought you might come. I instantly thought of Yoshikage Kira when I read it.
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>>5538635 Don't remind me how well this quest is written.
It'll make my longing for Munkun even worse than it is.
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>>5538641 >when I killed a man I got a boner - Edric Yoshikage
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Fri 20 Jan 2023 06:55:50 No. 5538758 Report "If that's where you think your life's purpose is, you should follow it," you said. Linette tilted her head to you in surprise, "We all should be who we are. And if yours is in the sept and in prayer, mine is on the back of a horse with sword in hand. But you will break many hearts, I know that for true, I know." You swallowed now, more nervous than you'd been at any moment in the melee. "I know because...it would break my heart," you said, a fierce hot emotion overcoming you so strongly you couldn't bear to look at her. "And you don't think..." she said, with slow and carefully picked words, "That the thought of you with a sword in hand, doing ruin to others from the back of a horse, might break my heart? Or worse, to imagine your body ruined, to imagine you trampled upon a muddy field. To imagine you dying...or dead." "Do you think I can't already imagine it?" She gripped your hand tightly. The gods look kinder on some than others, you thought. And if ever there was one the gods smiled on it was her. But what she said, you felt more in the shadow now than ever. How repugnant she'd find the vicious thoughts that took you in a fight, or the things it gave you pleasure to do. And that was not to speak on the darker blasphemies in your heart. Then she released your grip and smiled. "You need your rest, and if I tarry any longer mother will think the worst things," she said, and kissed your cheek. She rose to go then said, "There is a sweetness in you, Edric, that I think you try hard to hide. It suits you more, I think, then this mask you wear." You think me better than I am, you thought. And thought it with a strange flustered anger, you weren't sure why. But she left all the same, leaving you in that hot flustered feeling with no where to place it. So you lay back, your chest complaining. Its throbbing hurt eased some when you lay half upright propped under pillows, but it scarcely was the source of your true discomfort. Linette, you thought. Linette, Linette, Linette. The thought of her, the sight of her, the smell of her still in the room, caused you to harden where you lay, a troublesome throbbing you could only ease in one way. And you imagined her then as an adult woman bare and in bed with you, even as a septa you imagined her still, but as hard as you kept her face fixed in your mind the image shifted, from Catling Storm to Lady Marisa and awfully to your own sister and all of them at once until you were done and lying back feeling ashamed and empty, hoping the plague of pubescent emotions would leave you be for now and that you could have some of the sleep the maester's said you needed. How vile you were, you thought, how repelled she would be if she knew what she was in your thoughts. "Linette," you said her name aloud and closed your eyes. - A knock at your door woke you, and as you sat up in walked:>Joffrey Penrose >Harry Hill >Timmet Flowers >Roderick Flowers >Catling Storm >Alyssa Clover >Lady Marisa
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Fri 20 Jan 2023 06:57:22 No. 5538759 Report Quoted By:
(that's all for tonight, sorry. I'll try to do a post a day between now and next week but it'll depend on how free I am)
Anonymous
>>5538758 >Lady Marisa Honestly, just to see what she would do and say, i am curious. Probably to talk about the Peake's and Tarly's in which case there may be a chance to get a favour from her.
If we were to ask for a discounted warhorse, she would probably oppose it, but we could maybe keep her from that. The warhorse is the most expensive thing on our list.
Anonymous
>>5538758 >>Harry Hill >That the thought of you with a sword in hand, doing ruin to others from the back of a horse, might break my heart? What else is there to do for a bastard? Start a family bakery business with her?..
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>>5538769 Yeah I don't know know what else she would expect of Edric. He told her about his dream and she should know there is no other way to it.
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>>5538758 so in descending priority my vote goes too
>Lady Marisa Because I have no clue why she'd be here and that mystery is enticing if not concerning.
>Alyssa Clover Because I want to follow up on her but I feel like there won't be support for it
>Harry Hill Because he's likely feeling guilty and is our Bro
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>>5538769 I think as long as Edric is alive and not in harms way she'd be happy, unfortunately for her Edric only knows he's good at fighting and certainly enjoys it given the mountain of quotes in
>>5538635 Anonymous
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>>5538758 >Alyssa Clover >Lady Marisa Either of these is fine.
Anonymous
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>>5538758 >Lady Marisa Interesting that this is even an option, wonder what she wants
Anonymous
> Lady Marisa Because why the fug would she ever want to see our face. The curiosity is too much.
Anonymous
>>5538758 >Harry Hill Let's get the low down of the tournament from our bro
Anonymous
>>5538758 >Lady Marisa Agree with others, want to know what the fuck she would have to say. We can meet up with Harry or the others later, but this seems like a one time event.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5538758 >>Harry Hill Bros before hoes
>>5538852 >one time event Bitch lives in the same castle with Edric while Harry lives in another kingdom.
Anonymous
>>5538856 The whole Marisa actually visiting Edric to talk to him is a one time event, besides, we will see the boys later in the day
Anonymous
>>5538860 And we will see Marisa every day if we stay in Rose Hall.
What makes you think it's a one time event anyway?
Anonymous
>>5538861 Personally a hunch, i think it might involve the whole thing with the Peake and Tarly's and if that is the case we should strike while the iron is hot, there may be a chance for us to be owed a favour from her
Anonymous
>>5538863 >owed a favour from her That's never happening. Over two threads it's been made clear how much she hates Edric and now you think she would mellow out? She'd sooner bite her tongue off.
She'd probably just shittalk Edric about how he didn't protect Gareth good enough or how he shouldn't get cocky after taking second place or other shit like that.
Still don't see why'd this be a limited time event. She can talk with Edric at any point. They live in the same building.
Anonymous
>>5538869 >>5538863 Yeah anything nice isn't happening I know I've talked hypotheticals about shit before but a owed favor or goodwill is way outside the ballpark for her.
At most I can see her going ''I don't know what your game is bastard but I'll be watching you'', still curious about what she wants from us since our only interactions thus far have been adjacent to other family or incidental.
Anonymous
>>5538871 >She'd probably just shittalk Edric about how he didn't protect Gareth good enough or how he shouldn't get cocky after taking second place or other shit like that. Why would she bother, she's already given us that shtick back in the tent, literally nothing has changed.
The only thing weird is her deigning to visit us at all
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>>5538877 Yeah literally nothing has changed so why you guys expecting her to say something different is beyond me.
She is been bothering to say the same shit for years but now she suddenly has a change of heart?
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>>5538877 Well I can only guess at that but if I had to say it would be because because she can't divine why things happened the way they did, we had every opportunity to do Gareth dirty and we didn't and not only did we not do that he got to place third which isn't a bad showing by any stretch.
the fact she visiting us is throwing me for a loop but its either that theory or sharply questioning us on why Alyssa is visiting so often but hey I am going to unsurprised if I'm off point here since its all guesswork.
Anonymous
>>5538896 Of all the options, Marisa might be the one less making sense and she would likely arrive with Hobb too.
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>>5538923 >she would likely arrive with Hobb too. Simps gonna simp lol
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>>5538758 >>Harry Hill Got to vote for our bro
Anonymous
>>5538758 >>Lady Marisa Curious where this is gonna go.
Anonymous
>>5538758 >Harry Hill BASTARD GANG BASTARD GANG
Anonymous
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>>5538758 >>Harry Hill MA BOY
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>>5538758 >Lady Marisa What up, loser
Anonymous
>>5538758 > Harry Hill Find out what his plans are next. Is he gonna bro it up with us in Kings Landing?
Anonymous
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I expected Catling to get a ton of votes. Guess there are less of her fans than I thought.
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>>5539064 I was gonna go for Catling but with a 50/50 split like this that would be a waste of a vote
Anonymous
>>5538758 >Lady Marisa Most interesting choice, even if it leads to literally nothing.
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>>5539064 I like Catling but Marisa is the more interesting choice to me and our dad and evil stepmother should be just about done breaking their fast in the other room. Catling will get her time.
Anonymous
>>5539067 I thought it'd be between Alyssa and Catling lol
No waifu wars this time I guess
>>5538758 >Harry Hill The one I give more of a fuck about between the two I guess
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>>5539073 Plenty of time for it later it's not like Anon's aren't setting the groundwork for it, poor Edric can't catch a break when it comes to women, each one has one issue or another.
kinda curious what Cat's is but I bet it's because she's a strong independent woman who don't need no loverboy tieing her down. Anonymous
>>5538758 >Lady Marissa I'm hoping against hope that she has something interesting to say.
Anonymous
>>5539067 If you want time with Catling you should act whenever you see an opportunity like now, the tournament is going to end soon and then back to home.
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>>5539098 Still a few days left
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>Lady Marisa The time is now to find out whether this trip was an inflection point or not. As an aside, Linette is too hot, pure, and good for Edric
Anonymous
Anonymous
>"There is a sweetness in you, Edric, that I think you try hard to hide. It suits you more, I think, then this mask you wear." Linette is a sweety, but it really sounds like she's on her "Daddy, I can fix him," grindset. I'm tellin you boys, as much as you wanna avoid incestcringe or whatever, Linette simply ain't gonna work out without effort I doubt folks here are invested in making, for one reason or another. If it isn't the sister lust, it's the fact that Edric's bloodlust is great and many won't be willing to put that aside when push comes to shove. Should have went for the Catling, warrior's maid angle when you had the chance. This road leads only to heartbreak. Assuming every road Anons seem to be interested in don't lead to heartbreak...
Anonymous
>>5539164 Cataling doesnt strike me as a commitment kind of girl, she enjoy getting around
Anonymous
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>>5539243 >Linette Linette has blond hair
>"A new one?" a girl came up, and you straightened up by instinct. She was golden as a Highgarden rose with pink in her cheeks and great green eyes that shone with a bright light, ten and six if you had to guess. Anonymous
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>>5539164 I don't think it matters who he's with, with a psycho like Edric everything is fated for failure.
Anonymous
>>5539245 Edric's colorblind, he can't tell the difference between Ginger and Blonde
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>>5539284 neither blue and green
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Anonymous
>>5539284 In other news, bastard anatomy has defeated racism.
Anonymous
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>>5538758 >Lady Marisa Surely, she's coming to see us to thank us for saving Alyssa from kissing Catling
Anonymous
>>5538758 >Harry Hill Da boyz
Then
>Alyssa Clover Anonymous
>>5539164 Wow are you saying relationships require effort? Who could have known.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Sat 21 Jan 2023 00:08:27 No. 5539665 Report Anonymous
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>>5539665 I'm sorry bro, we tried our vest
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>>5539665 Jesus a close one
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>>5539665 Munkun, you counted this anon twice
>>5539109 >>5539127 Anonymous
>>5539759 Although you didn't count this one
>>5538762 So it ends up the same.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Sat 21 Jan 2023 01:49:21 No. 5539765 Report >>5539760 thanks for checking, was about to redraft this thing
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>>5539665 >>5538758 I know i'm to late but
>Lady Marisa Anonymous
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I'd vote harry, but it might end up tied again.
Anonymous
>>5539765 Did you fall asleep?
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>>5540057 Nah, he just need to write every slur against the Dornish that Marisa know
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Sat 21 Jan 2023 11:04:52 No. 5540097 Report >>5540057 I got pulled away by family
should have let you guys know, sorry
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>>5540097 No worries boss, shit happens
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>>5540097 It's fine, will there still be an update?
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>>5539765 No problem, this was a big vote so I wanted to be sure
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Sat 21 Jan 2023 15:45:04 No. 5540247 Report It was the last person you expected, other than maybe the king himself. Lady Marisa stepped through the door, still wearing the flower crown of the Queen of Love and Beauty, made from the barrow-roses of your home. If you did not know her better she would appear a beautiful woman of seven and twenty, her pale face framed with dark brown locks that curled down her neck and across her shoulders, a snug dress of grey blue with a dark sable mantle around her shoulders and a silver belt tied around her waist. A woman worthy of the crown she'd been given, in appearance at least. But those eyes of hers were cold, and glittered with malice, for you if no one else. She closed the door behind her. And now you were in a situation you had never been in before. Alone with your step-mother. You felt more disarmed and in danger than when you had been when held at sword point. The cold considered look she gave you was the haunting look of your days at the Rose Hall. Lady Marisa had no need for words to tell you all she thought. And you were aware now, painfully aware, how that face and look had found your thoughts as you'd eased yourself, imagining the Lady Marisa naked in your bed with you, naked and benaeth you, as you'd done before. You thought for one irrational moment she knew what you'd been thinking and felt a moment of panic. Then she said, "Edric," in a voice more polite than you'd had from her before, addressed and acknowledged by name. She crossed to stand beside your bed, looking over the tapestty of the Father frowning down at the room. "I'd heard you had awoken," she said, "Your father will see you soon, no doubt. He's caught up in business with Lord Tyrell." Nothing she'd said was what you expected from her, which made you all the more a-feared. "You did well in the melee," she said, "My son had no business lasting as long as he did, he had no business riding in it at all. Gareth has many talents, fighting is not one of them. I know it was you and your friendship with those bastards that delivered him to a respectable end." "Father made me promise," you said. "Yes, a term I demanded from him to allow you to enter," she said, "He wanted our son to ride in that disgusting display at too young an age. I needed to protect my son. Boys have died in squire melees, as men die in the joust. Gareth is my son. I can swallow my pride to protect him." She sat then, staring still at the tapestry of the Father. "My lord father was killed fighting the Dornish," she said. You knew this, as passing gossip at least. "Under a banner of truce, riding with the Young Dragon. I was still at my milk mother's breast, my lady mother heavy with my brother. Our brother Corlys became Lord of the Lonely Oak at six years old. Too young, and too indulged, so that when he came of age he felt he was owed everything, owned everything within his lands and in his House."
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Sat 21 Jan 2023 15:46:44 No. 5540249 Report "I don't put much stock in the bonds of blood," she said, "The Gods say family are bound to one another in bonds of love, but then I don't put much stock in the Gods either." "This I believe in," she said, and reaching over pressed her finger into the middle of your bandaged chest. Pressed hard enough to hurt. "Sacrifice," she said, "Your father made sacrifice to me once too. When he dug up that Dornish girl who fooled his heart and scattered her bones across the barrows. Your mother, the thief. Yet again Dorne tried to rob me, but not that time. No. Not that time. Yet if it wasn't for that little thief... Maester Wilard had a choice to make, save you or her. He made his choice and learned. Learned enough that when it came time, he saved both myself and Alyssa." "Your mother tried to steal my sworn betrothed and paid for it with his life. And left you, you, a living reminder of how close I came...how much I was not first for him...yet I...I feel I...owe you, Edric," she said, "Though I hate her, though I hate you, I owe you. Both of you. For protecting my children." "You will no longer train under Ser Hobb," she said, "That leering boor tires me, and the Rose Hall can do better for its master-at-arms. With how you distinguished yourself, and how Garlan rode in the joust, we've attracted a better class of knight to House Clover. We're bringing on Ser Graydon Fallow instead. Perhaps he can make Bael into a worthy knight. At least the sight of him will not revolt me." "Gareth will be fostered in Old Town with Lord Hightower." You didn't know why she was telling you this. You didn't know what she was doing here. You wondered if she was drunk on wine or milk of the poppy. You wondered if you were dreaming. "And as for Alyssa," she said, "You maimed her betrothed. Sam Tarly is now short an ear. Lord Tarly is wroth with us as much as he is with his son. It was a poor stunt those boys pulled." But she didn't sound displeased, exactly. It wasn't so long ago Clovers and Tarlys had been killing each other in the foothills, since the time of the Andal invasion. Settled as it seemed, the marriage was meant to end it for good. Now you weren't so sure. "My brother asked if he could take you on as a squire," she said, "He said your potential was wasted under Ser Hobb. I scoffed at him then, but after seeing you fight I must accept the truth of my own eyes." "I will offer you a choice, Edric," she said, "Consider it a reward for faithful service. I will allow you to go with my brother, travel the seven kingdoms and learn to be a knight. Or you may remain in the Rose Hall and train under Ser Graydon. If you do remain in the Rose Hall I expect the same loyalty and obedience you showed in the melee. I expect you to serve, but serve well and you will be rewarded."
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Sat 21 Jan 2023 15:47:57 No. 5540251 Report "My brother will be carrying on to King's Landing soon," she said, "I do not know when he will be back in the Reach, least of all the lands of House Clover." Far away from Alyssa, for you didn't know how long. Maybe that was her intention, separating the two of you. You didn't know, you didn't know anything she might be thinking. She kept her smile fixed on the image of the Father. "Well, boy, what will it be?" she said.>say: I'll remain in the Rose Hall, with Ser Graydon Fallow >say: I will go with your brother, with Ser Lincoln Redlark >say: I want nothing from you, Lady Marisa, or anyone else
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Sat 21 Jan 2023 15:49:14 No. 5540252 Report Quoted By:
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>>5540251 >>say: I will go with your brother, with Ser Lincoln Redlark Easy choice
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>>5540251 >say: I'll remain in the Rose Hall, with Ser Graydon Fallow Travelling with Lincoln sounds a bit too permant, i'd rather stay in Rose Hall intill the tourney in Kings Landing and switch over to Daemon and stay with him. Also would prefer not to serve the drunkard who ran with his tail between his legs the moment his sister gave him an angry eye
Anonymous
>>5540251 >say: I will go with your brother, with Ser Lincoln Redlark ROOOOOAD TRIP! Gotta make the 8 at some point right guys?
Anonymous
>>5540257 So long as we dump Lincoln the moment get in touch with Daemon if he actually offer us a job
Anonymous
>>5540259 Anon do you really think there exists anyone in this thread who would choose Lincoln over Daemon?
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>>5540262 Shitposters and idiots
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Yo isn't this Graydon Fallows guy the man with the bloody hands Alyssa saw in her dreams? And now they're bringing him to stay with them permanently? Shit is he gonna rape/seduce Alyssa?
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>>5540274 Fuck you are right. Fine I'll switch my vote
>>5540253 to
>say: I'll remain in the Rose Hall, with Ser Graydon Fallow but only because this way we might get to kill an actual knight.
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>>5540274 Sorry Alyssa, that's all on you. Edrik's gotta go make the 8 and help Daemon win his throne.
Anonymous
>>5540251 >say: I'll remain in the Rose Hall, with Ser Graydon Fallow Anonymous
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>>5540284 fuck that's not what I meant to choose
>>5540251 >say: I will go with your brother, with Ser Lincoln Redlark Anonymous
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>>5540251 >say: I will go with your brother, with Ser Lincoln Redlark >>5540274 Yeah he’s the guy with the bloody hands sigil
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>>5540251 >say: I'll remain in the Rose Hall, with Ser Graydon Fallow Train under Graydon until we get his measure, then head to King's Landing. Feel like if we choose to squire for Lincoln we'd be essentially stuck with him. Better to go to KL as a free agent and hit up Daemon and Fireball for a job.
Thanks Munk for the update.
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>>5540259 Dunno if a Squire can just dump his knight just like that. Better to have a private conversation with Pops about how Prince Daemon wants us to visit him in the capital. We can do better than Marisa's brother.
Anonymous
>>5540290 >Dunno if a Squire can just dump his knight just like that. Hence why i voted to stay in Rose Hall for the time being
Anonymous
>>5540288 will we even be able to go to King's Landing if we stay at Rose Hall?
Anonymous
>>5540292 Yeah, we will go there for the Wedding in a few months time
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>>5540291 Ah, read your comment and spaced on your vote
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>>5540292 The Royal Wedding is happening in a few months, surely Lord Clover cashes in that increased prestige by heading to the capital for it, or at least we can try and convince him.
Anonymous
>>5540259 If Daemon will make us a knight at the head of a company or retinue of soldiers that would be good.
>>5540251 >say: I'll remain in the Rose Hall, with Ser Graydon Fallow Specify we don't want to be treated like we are a shit anylonger. This is not negotionable. We don't care to receive the same treatment of first borns, or to receive some affection since we have no mother. At least the same treatment other bastards received.
If not bye.
Anonymous
>>5540294 >Yeah, we will go there for the Wedding in a few months time If we're going to visit King's Landing with the family anyway, I'd agree with the other anon and get a measure of this Fallows guy first. In any case supposing we fight at that tourney too and do well for ourselves we could get an opportunity with another knight or try our luck with Daemon and his crew. I don't like tying ourselves so early with Lincoln when he's shown himself to be a pussy.
>>5540251 >say: I'll remain in the Rose Hall, with Ser Graydon Fallow Anonymous
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>>5540251 >say: I'll remain in the Rose Hall, with Ser Graydon Fallow Anonymous
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>>5540300 >Specify we don't want to be treated like we are a shit anylonger. +1
>>5540302 >Lincoln when he's shown himself to be a pussy. Another reason why I didn't want to squire for him, all bark no bite.
Anonymous
>>5540251 >say: I want nothing from you, Lady Marisa, or anyone else I just want to be Daemon's squire.
>>5540262 Yes
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>>5540251 >say: I will go with your brother, with Ser Lincoln Redlark We've got to live our own life and chase our own dreams. Stop being Alyssa's pet.
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>>5540328 >Alyssa's pet. A couple months in the Rose Hall then up to KL to be Daemon's pet.
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>>5540251 >say: I will go with your brother, with Ser Lincoln Redlark Anonymous
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>>5540251 >>say: I'll remain in the Rose Hall, with Ser Graydon Fallow One way or another we are getting to KL in a few months
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If people want to go to KL right away i would say >say: I want nothing from you, Lady Marisa, or anyone else Is the better option, it will have no obligation like following Lincoln
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>>5540247 >say: I want nothing from you, Lady Marisa, or anyone else Anonymous
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>>5540251 >say: I'll remain in the Rose Hall, with Ser Graydon Fallow > It looks like getting wounded makes people honest with us. Use this opportunity to tell her about Alyssas issues. Anonymous
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>say: I will go with your brother, with Ser Lincoln Redlark while Lincoln is a shit knight, being a Alyssa simp is worse
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>>5540352 >Redlark Go to KL now but be locked into squiring for this drunk
>Fallow Train under Fallow until we go to KL for Royal Wedding
>BTFO Marisa [???] Potentially go to KL alone? Would it be weird to just rock up and request to meet Daemon?
Anonymous
>>5540372 >Would it be weird to just rock up and request to meet Daemon? We got an invitation
>"There was another came to see you, the squire of the mystery knight," she said, "He didn't say much, only to say his master hoped to see you in King's Landing." Anonymous
>>5540378 Yeah I recall, just figured it'd better to meet him later at the wedding rather than instantly head to KL
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>>5540386 Is he even going to KL right now? There are a few months before the marriage right?
He'd probably go to his own castle until then.
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>>5540392 Lore says he was lands and the right to raise a castle in the Crownlands near KL but doesn't say if he actually did, suppose its up to Munk[/ spoiler] Anonymous
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>>5540251 >say: I'll remain in the Rose Hall, with Ser Graydon Fallow Anonymous
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>>5540251 >say: I'll remain in the Rose Hall, with Ser Graydon Fallow This Graydon fellow is bad news
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>>5540251 > Ser Lincoln Redlark could not muster the nerve when it came to speaking up in front of you, so I don't know about him anymore. > I know you hate me for the crime of being born, but I won't take being treated like a dog anymore. I'll remain in the Rose Hall, with Ser Graydon Fallow. Left unsaid: Until Edric finds a better opportunity, because we're still skipping the first chance we get.
Why the above? Because Lincoln is a coward. We don't want Edric to be the squire of a coward.
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>>5540251 >>say: I'll remain in the Rose Hall, with Ser Graydon Fallow Anonymous
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>>5540251 >>say: I'll remain in the Rose Hall, with Ser Graydon Fallow Lincoln doesn't seem like a great knight to serve under, plus with the bloody hand so close to Alisa we have to make sure nothing happens.
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>>5540251 >say: I will go with your brother, with Ser Lincoln Redlark We need to get out of Rose Hall
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>>5540251 I'll change my vote to remain in Rose Hall. We did promise Alyssa that we'd protect her from the bloody hands and Lincoln was pretty spineless.
>say: I'll remain in the Rose Hall, with Ser Graydon Fallow Anonymous
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>>5540251 Ah fuck. Both suck ass if we stay we have to deal with our family. If we go we have to deal with an alcoholic
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>>5540251 >say: I'll remain in the Rose Hall, with Ser Graydon Fallow Anonymous
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>>5540251 >say: I will go with your brother, with Ser Lincoln Redlark This went surprisingly well! Lincoln is a cowardly drunk, but he IS an able swordsman who can teach Edric technique. Edric's childhood has taught him bravery and perseverance; he needs an escape from the clutches of the Rose Hall.
Should Edric tell Marisa about Alyssa's dream of the bloody hand?
Anonymous
Fuck, what do we do, i mean we promised Alyssa, maybe we really should try to convince her to speak about it with her mother, that might help enough that we can fuck off to kingslanding when the wedding arrives
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>>5540251 >say: I'll remain in the Rose Hall, with Ser Graydon Fallow Anonymous
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>>5540251 I say we train with Fallow and Hobb. I Don't want to get soft. I also say we use our winnings get us a descent sword, armor, and to make Hobb our version of Clegane.
>say: I'll remain in the Rose Hall, with Ser Graydon Fallow Anonymous
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>>5540499 We gave our word. We may be a masochistic, ignorant, and insane bastard but we have honor. There is nothing I want more in this quest than to see a Blackfyre on the throne and blood raven dead.
Anonymous
>>5540251 >I hate you and your Dornish mother and I purposefully made dad desecrate your mom's grave out of spite which I'm now just telling you about. Also great job on the melee! Talk about mixed messages lol .Although we're very lucky I think that she has decided to interpret the events of the tourney this way.
>say: I'll remain in the Rose Hall, with Ser Graydon Fallow As much as I hate the incest route I don't want Alyssa to be strangled, and we're going to King's Landing for the wedding anyway.
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>>5540251 >say: I'll remain in the Rose Hall, with Ser Graydon Fallow Honestly, I just want Edric to get on that Jamie Lannister grindset
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>>5540251 > say: I will go with your brother, with Ser Lincoln Redlark When we get landed we’ll become Ser Edric Redgrapes
We aren’t seriously going to protect Alyssa for the rest of our lives. Time to move on
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>>5540251 >>say: I want nothing from you, Lady Marisa, or anyone else Yeah nah fuck this intrigue shit I want Daemon and Bastard Gang
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>>5540249 >say: I'll remain in the Rose Hall, with Ser Graydon Fallow Her brother is an average knight at best and we did make a promise to Alyssa - so we should gauge this new knight before we hit KL
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>>5540251 >>say: I will go with your brother, with Ser Lincoln Redlark GUYS PLEASE HEDGE KNIGHT TYPE SHIT DONT STAY FOR THE HOES THERE WILL BE MORE IN THE FUTURE
Anonymous
>>5540611 Simps will never learn
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>>5540631 Hobbs' training ended turning Edric into a simp as well.
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>>5540318 And if this is about to lose, then count my vote as
>say: I will go with your brother, with Ser Lincoln Redlark Anonymous
Removing Ser Hobb is stupid decision that will bite her in the future. She should keep him employed if not as master at arms then as commander of one of the units. Also Ser Hobb is nasty cunt but only reason we can fight as we do is thanks to him and only reason he act like that is Lady Marisa.
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>>5540638 Only reason Edric did well at all is his insane training regimen and physical strength, reading the melee posts a lot of the other bastards were much better fighters in their technique and I don't think Hobb would do any better on that front in the future.
Anonymous
>>5540251 >say: I'll remain in the Rose Hall, with Ser Graydon Fallow I really want to see where the prophetic dreams plot point will go.
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>>5540249 >No more Hobb training >Fallows taken on as a retainer >Tarly betrothal trashed >Marissa feels she "owes us" What the fuck.... did we die and go to heaven?
>say: I'll remain in the Rose Hall, with Ser Graydon Fallow If nothing else we made a promise to protect Alyssa and with things looking like they can Improve at home given the unthinkable just happened it might be worth seeing how things go.
Anonymous
>>5540551 >Talk about mixed messages lol Of course.
This is a woman who's coming to terms with long-held contradictions and trying her best to square that circle.
She may never see Edric's mother as anything more than a thief. But now, instead of pure hate, she's forced to rationalize in her mind how maybe getting cucked and almost losing her place away from her horrible brother was fine, actually.
With Edric himself, she's spent all his life avoiding him and scorning him from a distance. This is literally their first one on one conversation in 13 years that isn't her throwing threats at him with a gaurd nearby.
And now, finally, she is forced to actually see and interact with Edric. And from up close, from his actions and feats, the ones she's seen anyway, we've proven to be a relatively noble tool she can use to protect her children.
A warm body with skill at arms that already has and may continue to loyally bleed for her family. It's an investment worth pursuing, especially if it makes the husband she loves so much happy.
I'm sure she still secretly wishes we'd leave by choice. She's probably praying to the Father, literally as she speaks to Edric, that the Dornish Reminder fucks off away from her and her daughter and either comes back when he's needed again or doesn't come back at all.
Still, assuming we keep playing the role she's given us, she'll hopefully be happy enough and simmer into a more Catelyn role than a straight-up evil stepmother like she's been.
And mayhaps, if we continue to play such a role well, she might mellow even further. She'll never love Edric as her own, of course, but maybe just maybe trust and tolerance is possible. She's already been willing to do the bare minimum by sticking her neck out for us when it comes to other houses. If she was willing to do that when she absolutely hated Edric, the situation with her isn't utterly irredeemable.
And then she finds out we "raped" her daughter and cuts our cock off in the middle of the night. Haha, jk
Alyssa is about to get sent away. Marisa is straight stopping this cringe before it can truly start, and incestfags are cucking themselves outta learning the 69 kisses from hoes across the seven kingdoms. Anonymous
>>5540723 Nice take on Marissa, pretty great
>spoiler Do you think this is a foot in the door for house Fallows? maybe to set up a betrothal or something?
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>>5540251 >say: I'll remain in the Rose Hall, with Ser Graydon Fallow In before Marisa is planning on cucking dad with this dude…
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>>5540638 This feels like you're heavily glamorizing Hobb here. His "training" didn't actually do anything; it was mostly Edric's own persevering nature and willingness to practice to the point of having no real connections that made him into the angry little ball of violence he is now. The only thing Hobb did was prevent Edric from being actually skilled instead of just a brute who can overwhelm foes with pure grit.
As we saw with Gareth, even when he's supposed to actually be training a trueborn heir he's shit at it. Marissa removing Hobb is probably her realizing that she can use Edric as her attack dog without needing to lead him on like she does Hobb.
On that note:
>>say: I will go with your brother, with Ser Lincoln Redlark I don't particularly like Redlark because he's a shitter who fucked us over that one time, but also staying at the home without Gareth to even sort of hang out with seems like a bad idea for Edric. The twins are too young for him to meaningfully interact with, and Alyssa and his relationship is frankly pretty toxic for both of them imo.
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>>5540759 Only thing Hobbs thought Edric was endurance and violence, everything else was either self-taught or raw talent.
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>>5540730 I feel like we are the equivalent of Counts while the Fallows are just landed knights and the Tarlys are the equivalent of Dukes with vassals of their own.
Too much of a gulf in station for Alyssa to get betrothed to a Fallow. Pops gotta find a more powerful or equivalent match.
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>>5540787 while the books lay out the hierachy system differently I think you got the power disparity down when it comes to house clover's relationships with the other houses so far.
>Too much of a gulf in station for Alyssa to get betrothed to a Fallow. Pops gotta find a more powerful or equivalent match. While it makes sense I'm wondering about this, Alyssa is a girl in prime position for a bethrothal but Dad & Marissa seem to either be slow on arranging one or having trouble since they had to make do with a churlish family like the Tarly who clearly looked down on them even when being diplomatic.
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>>5540251 >say: I'll remain in the Rose Hall, with Ser Graydon Fallow Anonymous
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>>5540251 >say: I'll remain in the Rose Hall, with Ser Graydon Fallow Anonymous
>>5540251 >say: I'll remain in the Rose Hall, with Ser Graydon Fallow Hes the one represented by the bloody hands right
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>>5540892 well his house but yes.
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>>5540251 >>say: I will go with your brother, with Ser Lincoln Redlark Fuck her and fuck our sister
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>>5540251 >I'll remain in the Rose Hall, with Ser Graydon Fallow If the option is between following a drunk pretty boy who might not teach us anything of value or staying and attempting to honor our promise to Alyssa then it should be obvious
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Munk my nigga you need you to close the vote before someone (((notices))) all the 1 post by this IDs and calls samefagging.
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>>5540939 >Hedge Knight adventures 12
>Rose Hall 26
>Nothing 3
pretty one sided at this point desu
why are people so dug in around incest? Anonymous
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>>5540716 Just replying to my own post to prove that I'm a real boy.
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Upside of going home I guess is that if is still retained as a knight that we can dab on him for losing his status as Marissa's henchman
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>>5540958 I don't want incest I just don't like Lincoln
The moment we can get in with Daemon I am dropping Clovers and Alyssa instantly
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>>5540251 >say: I'll remain in the Rose Hall, with Ser Graydon Fallow. I really don't need to vote on this at this point, but I might as well.
>>5540958 >Spoiler Because Alyssa is best girl, sister or not.
No, but really though.
Hot take, Edric dealing with his family has been some of the best stuff in this quest so far.
From the start there has been a very vocal group of anon's that have been shitting on the Clovers and saying Edric should abandon ship as soon as possible, and for a little bit, I quietly agreed with the sentiment, even if the ideas of where Edric would escape to didn't pique my interest.
But as this quest has gone on and we've gotten to know the members of the Clover family better, learn their struggles and flaws, I've come to enjoy what they represent in this story.
On the one hand, we have Daemon and all he promises. A found family, a band of brothers not of blood but of mutual understanding and companionship. It's easy to look at this and think this would be the best path for Edric, but quite frankly I find it too easy.
What I find more interesting is trying and maybe failing to rough it with the Clovers. To play the bastard that doesn't want to throw away his family ties and fights not only for his place among his folks but for the possibility of reconciliation.
I want to see if Edric can form an actual brotherly bond with Gareth.
I want to see Edric be there for his younger twin siblings.
I want to see both Garlan and Marisa stop being huge bitches, in the ways that they are huge bitches.
And I want to see how Edric's relationship with Alyssa develops and if it leads to all of the above never happening.
Daemon dick riders will hate this, but Edric's interactions with his birth family have been the most engaging parts of this quest to me and I find it far more interesting than the prospect of joining up with the Blackfyre and by extension, the Bastard Gang, or Edric otherwise running off on his own.
And sure, maybe my dreams of reconciliation are a fool's errand. Maybe House Clover is destined to fall to pieces and Edric will never truly have a place among them.
Even then, I find the prospect of failing to turn the Clovers into a happy family far more interesting than successfully putting Daemon on the throne or any variation therein.
But that's just my reason for doing the things I do.
I'm sure other anons have their own opinions and I have a feeling I'm probably in the minority despite how things have gone so far.
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>>5540957 Currently there are 4 one post ID votes for Redlark and 8 for Fallow
Even if they were removed Fallow would still win 18 to 8
There were instances where you could make the case about samefags swinging the vote but this isn't one of them
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>>5541159 Well maybe this more so
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>>5541159 All bastards are family
You talk about Clovers so much but somehow don't want to help our royal brother take the throne?
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>>5541078 I don't think that really answers the question as to the consistent moaning about it as an option, wanting to leave the clovers behind is more than valid Alyssa included in that but the amount of posts around bemoaning it befuddles me. I get having preferences or thinking Alyssa's shit as much as I might argue a case against it but no other option so far nothing else has such an entrenched opposition.
>>5541159 Thats an interesting take anon, kinda wholesome too.
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>>5541159 This is cool, so long as when the time comes the Black Dragon rises triumphant over Westeros.
Speaking of, maybe staying at Rose Hall leads to the Clover's declaring for Daemon instead of the worse, terrible alternatives.
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>>5541159 I really, really disagree with this sentiment.
Edric is a victim of sustained neglect by Garlan and chronic abuse by Marisa and Alyssa. He had, at the start of the quest, no relationship with his blood family. With the exception of sexual abuse, he has suffered about as much childhood trauma as one can.
That the Clovers are all interesting characters is a point I'm willing to grant. Marisa in particular is a fascinating piece of work whose twisted psychology is both entirely understandable and utterly reprehensible. This does not change the fact that IC Edric has (justifiedly!) terrible relationships with the active members of his family.
I'm interesting in seeing Edric overcome all the harm he's suffered to become a happy and satisfied man. There is absolutely no way that happens if he stays at the Rose Hall. Garlan has an insurmountable amount of failings relating to Edric, Marisa has a total disdain for his existence, and Alyssa..... is better left unspoken of. Imo to grow into better relationships with them he needs enough separation from them to establish himself outside of the context of that abuse. He also, good God, needs a real father figure.
Alas, the votes to stay at the Rose Hall for the period leading up to the Tourney at King's Landing have won. I suspect little good, and much ill, will come of it.
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>>5540251 >>say: I will go with your brother, with Ser Lincoln Redlark Anonymous
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>>5541281 every good quests with romance has to confront the beast that is waifufagging and some just dont make it through unscathed lol
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>>5541256 House Clover is the kind of house Blackfyre support was built on since we have nowhere to go but up given our position is at least reputably only slightly better than a landed knight or banner vassal to an equivelant house. the only thing missing is any sort of desire for upward mobility from the head of the house >>5541281 >Imo to grow into better relationships with them he needs enough separation from them to establish himself outside of the context of that abuse. He also, good God, needs a real father figure. what do better relationships look like to you anon? or is it more just general postivity in Edrics relationships?
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>>5541281 You make good points.
Voting for >say: I will go with your brother, with Ser Lincoln Redlark
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>>5540251 >say: I will go with your brother, with Ser Lincoln Redlark Glory awaits brothers. Might wanna help Lincoln ease up on the sauce though
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>>5541159 While I can agree with your sentiment about possibly forming a bond with the siblings who DON'T torture us, IE our brother and the Twins, staying and hoping that we can fix our relationships with Marrisa, Alyssa, and Garlan feels like a fools errand. Shits Fubar sir.
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>>5541434 while I have no hope for Marissa doesn't a bunch of the developments during the tourney indicate that Alyssa's relationship with Edric can be rehabilitated?
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>>5541467 >while I have no hope for Marissa doesn't a bunch of the developments during the tourney indicate that Alyssa's relationship with Edric can be rehabilitated? If by rehabilitated you mean 'they argue and throw things and hurt each other then fuck each other's brains out' then yeah I'm in favour of that happening.
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>>5541474 I mean broadly speaking thats somewhere on the spectrum of what I meant though I honestly think that while their might be arguments or whatever they are somewhat more communicative and thats postive net gain.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Sun 22 Jan 2023 13:50:35 No. 5541484 Report staying at the Rose Hall wins sorry the vote window stayed open so long. dramatic irl stuff going on. fair warning: updates over the next week are going to be sporadic.
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>>5541484 >dramatic irl stuff going on It's that season I suppose.
Good luck working things out, you'll find us waiting eagerly for your return when you get back.
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>>5541159 Exceedingly good taste, anon.
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>>5541484 I hope you're doing alright Munkun!
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>>5541484 You might want to start a new thread bossman, this one's chugging like a bitch, at least for me.
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We have reached the bump limit, but knowing how slow this board moves we got like a week before we need to worry about archiving this bastard.
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>>5542229 We've reached it a long time ago. Bump limit is 300 posts I believe.
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>>5542209 We're only on page 4 yet. Wait for page 7 or 8 at least.
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>>5542230 still baffles me that that's still the bump limit on this slow a board.
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>>5542230 >>5542234 Actually its 750 posts or 5 days from thread creation when you reach the bump limit. People always assume its 3 days or 300 posts like the other boards
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>>5542229 >>5542232 I say that not out of any conern that the thread is at risk of falling off, but out of a desire to not have my laptop fan turn on whenever I tab over to this page.
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>>5541159 in short: ur whipped and want our poor bastard to be whipped as well instead of exploring the world
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>>5541159 >lets stay with the people that made our life aliving hell and even help them You know the woman who threw the bones of OUR MOTHER away? Yeah lets became her slave
God i hate you so much, fuck of with your thinly veiled incest fetish
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>>5541159 I think it would help Edric to get away from his incredibly toxic family situation and learn to live for himself instead of for them, but I guess the pull of the incest route is too strong
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>>5543162 I'm kind of amused by it anon "I just wanna try it" or "let's see where it goes". The kinda anons that gets cheated on and apologize to her
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>>5543189 Hobbs' memes lives on Edric
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>>5543162 Luckily Edric is still young and will most likely have other chances to strike out on his own. And I'm sure this path will lead to an interesting plotline with that Fallow guy. I just really hope the Alyssa romance stuff doesn't continue to gain traction.
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>>5543189 >The kinda anons that gets cheated on and apologize to her what kind of backwards ass logic that compels people to do this? it's spineless lol.
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Any word on an updoot Munkun?
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Tue 24 Jan 2023 05:23:25 No. 5543386 Report >>5543329 either tonight or tomorrow depending on when work gets back to me
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>>5543386 Take your time, we're in no rush.
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asoiafbros... not again....
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This can't be the end bros... Munk would never abandon us.
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>>5544950 I have faith. It’s time for Chapter 4
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>>5544950 A man has patience
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Another quest ruined by waifuniggers and incestfags. Stockholm syndrome ass motherfuckers.
Anonymous
Can you infantile faggots stop whining? QM said he will be busy and it hasn't even been a week since last update. Stop shitting up the thread with your retardation.
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>>5543170 >I guess the pull of the incest route is too strong I just want another scene of us choking sis out as we violently mash our lips together. Linette is too pure for that kind of treatment.
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bastardbros... not like this...
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I have faith until it falls off the board.
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So hypothetically if someone else was saddened to wanted to run a new asoiaf quest, what kind of story would you guys like to read? Ideas?
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>>5545791 something centered in the north. Or like that one unique quest where some 40k vessel crashed in the north beyond the wall.
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>>5545791 the hundred kingdoms era is underrated and unexplored
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>>5545823 >>5545826 Sometimes it feels like I can still hear Munkun's voice
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>>5545791 Something about about the Iron Islands, or Skagos
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>>5545823 >>5545826 It's almost like he's still here bros
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>>5545823 where is your trip
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>>5545791 BOLTON QUEST
Anything to do with the boltons, as long as we get some fun shit : D
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>>5545801 >that one unique quest where some 40k vessel crashed in the north beyond the wall. Do you remember what is was called?
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>>5546177 But anon I already ran a Bolton Quest.
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>>5546183 No but we defeated the white walkers, and took on jon snow as a diplomat/trainee in progress, and killed the psyker trees
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>>say: I will go with your brother, with Ser Lincoln Redlark Just want to say that all incestfags should kill themselves, that´s all
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>>5545791 Probably either an Ironborn quest I have notes on that got half generated about 5 or 6 years back or a hypothetical post book period.
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>>5545791 The Fathe returning and continuing House Malroy
Anonymous
>>5545791 Would be incredibly ambitious but a quest set during the dance of maybe during Maegors reign would be incredible whatever you do please avoid the asoiaf romance curse and do it responsibly
Anonymous
>>5546512 The problem with doing a historical event is you have to deal with the players knowing the pay-off and the bias of the events being inflected by how they are portrayed in the books.
Anonymous
>>5546546 nah easy solution just be Maegor's squire, or play as Maegor Towers
Gods I love Maegor, Maegor the Cool best king
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>>5546881 Thats doesn't address my points lol you even emphasised the second one which is giving the pitch obvious bias.
Maegor was right Anonymous
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>>5545791 A Vampire: The Masquerade crossover.
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>>5545823 All these discussions of other ASOIF quests are well and good, but truly looking forward to continuing Edric’s story, wherever it might go
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>>5547025 I give it a less than 50/50 chance of coming back, it's already too late.
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Here's some quest ideas for any aspiring QM's 1. You are Belthasar Snow, the bastard of the Dreadfort. You had taken the black after being banished by your truebirn brother after your lord father passed away but after a ranging went awry you have come to be the chief of one of the cannibalistic Ice River Clans. Will you lead your new people south to reclaim the lands that you believe are yours or will you carve out a kingdom north of the Wall. 2. You are Roland Stone. Your mother had been the eldest daughter of the Lord of Iron Oaks before being betrothed to an Arryn of the Eyrie. Tragedy struck however when the party escorting her was attacked by mountain clansman. She was taken away into the mountains and even though she was eventually rescued it was too late. She was pregnant. You grew up under the roof of your lord grandfather but sought to prove yourself as more than just a bastard. Can you prove that even a bastard such as you can become a worthy and honourable knight of the Vale? 3. You are Hoster Rivers. You are not a bastard yourself but your common face and lavender eyes betray your heritage. You are the grandson of one of King Aegon the Unworthys many bastards fathered about the riverlands. Your own mother had been a lady in waiting at Harrenhal when His Grace had decided he wanted her. In the wake of the Blackfyre Rebellion there is hostility in the Riverlands and the Brackens and Blackwood's threaten open war. Will you join your mother's house or will you strike out on your own?
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Sat 28 Jan 2023 02:46:07 No. 5547679 Report >>5547234 I like the Vale one, its a pretty underrated area in the setting
working on an update
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>>5547679 praise be to the quest gods.
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>>5547234 2.
The Vale seems like a cool area that when it does get some spotlight/exploration, it seems an incredibly dangerous and stressful to live. Every time a pov character was escorted by Mya Stone, I felt stressed out.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Sat 28 Jan 2023 03:15:28 No. 5547718 Report Quoted By:
It was not an easy choice to make. "I'll remain in the Rose Hall," you said. Your answer took Lady Marisa by surprise, but the surprise didn't last long on her face before being replaced with a dark smirk. "Very well, Edric," she said, "Your father will be pleased to keep you close. I'm sure my brother will be disappointed, until his next cup of wine at least." You weren't doing it for him, or for Lady Marisa. She had said Ser Graydon Fallow would be coming on as the new master-at-arms of the Rose Hall. The red hand of Fallow had terrified Alyssa, connected in someway to her vision. If he was a danger to her, you wouldn't abandon her. You'd given her your word to protect her, and you meant to keep your oath. Lady Marisa considered you, a finger tapping at her throat. "As I said, I expect your loyalty and obedience," she said, "Serve me well and your time in the Rose Hall will be much different than you are used to. Fail me, betray our family, and your life until now will have seemed a pleasant summer. Your future is now in your hands, Flowers, whether it is a winter or spring is up to you." She rose then, and turning back to face you at the door gave you a last considering look, a dark glitter in her eyes. You neither liked nor trusted Lady Marisa, but you felt you understood her better now, and perhaps she understood you better too. She gave you a last nod before leaving. You lay back, uncertain if you had made the right decision. Whatever else you'd done it had bound you tighter to the Rose Hall, to a family you at once both loved and despised, and felt know that constraint in the pull of the healing flesh stitched together on your chest. It hurt some, though not as much as you expected. And it mightn't be forever. You could still have a chance to cut away from them and see more of the Seven Kingdoms, to make your own name and found your own House. Once the danger to Alyssa was passed, you decided. That's all this was, you were protecting your sister. That's what you told yourself, at least.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Sat 28 Jan 2023 03:34:30 No. 5547737 Report The next day came with a visit from Harry, and he had news. "Ser Harry Hill," he said with his crooked grin, "Knighted by Lord Tyrell himself in the castle sept." You sat up in bed. He was not alone, he had come with Catling Storm and Joffrey Penrose, who loitered closer to the door. "You'd think he'd grown a foot taller, and six inches longer," Catling said to Joffrey's muffled laughter. "That's great!" you said, "An annointed knight!" "Mother is pleased," he said, with plenty of self-pride as he tugged at the cuff of his doublet. He was dressed dandy fine in a doublet of crimson with the seashells of House Westerling embedded on the breast in white ivory. He had a knew scabbard for his sword too, sand coloured and webbed in white. "Ay cos, but it should have been you knighted beside me," Harry said, "You fought like a devil. Bested Catling and Roddy both." "Samwyle Tarly is no small foe," you said, "And there's no prizes for losing." "You know any knight can make a knight," Joffrey suggested, to Harry's scowl. "I'll not go about knighting every one of my friends my first day with a knighthood of my own," he said, "No matter how deserving, everyone would think it was unearned." "Fairly said," Joffrey replied, hands up in surrender. "You'll get your knighthoods soon enough," Harry said, "And there's still the tourney at King's Landing. Mother and Lord Jaxon will be heading there soon." "I'd like to see you joust," Catling said, "You make such a small target, you'll be a challenge for even Daemon Blackfyre to hit." "Ha! I do mean to joust!" he said, "And I don't mean for this to be the end of our fellowship. The Bastards are all coming with me, by my coin if need be. What say you, Edric? Will your lord father cut your apron strings and let you venture with us to the Dornish wedding?" "Surely Lord Clover already planned to attend," Joffrey said, "Most the realm will be there, even the Ironborn and Northerners are taking the trouble to attend." You had no clue what your father's intentions were in regards to King's Landing, but you had to admit you had a desire to go. For the adventure of it, and with the invitation of the Knight of the Blackwater Rush to call on. "Of course he's coming," Catling Storm snorted, "This lad's not made for waiting in beds." You swallowed. Your chest throbbed.>You were going to go with them, no matter what >You would go, but only with your lord father's permission
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>>5547737 >You were going to go with them, no matter what No hesitation about it
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>>5547737 >>You were going to go with them, no matter what EDRIC AIN'T NO WHIPPED DOG, BEGGING HIS FATHER FOR A SCRAP OF INDEPENDENCE
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>>5547737 >You were going to go with them, no matter what Not even the Stranger would be able to keep me away
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>>5547737 >"Ser Harry Hill," he said with his crooked grin, "Knighted by Lord Tyrell himself in the castle sept." Noice mad respect to our Bro here.
>You were going to go with them, no matter what Absolutely not missing on this chance, Marissa can go fuck herself.
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This vote appears to be in conflict with the previous one. Are we staying with the family or going away to King's Landing?
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>>5547746 The Kings Landing is just for an event and it is also a few months time away.
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>>5547746 Stay with the family prior to the wedding, go with or without them to King's Landing. No contradiction about it.
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Will Edric's wounds heal in time for the event?
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>>5547746 anon reading comprehension is a very important skill :^)
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>>5547753 They said a week or two of rest so it will be fine
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>>5547737 >You were going to go with them, no matter what Anonymous
>>5547737 >You were going to go with them, no matter what Anonymous
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>>5547737 >You were going to go with them, no matter what Anonymous
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>>5547737 >You were going to go with them, no matter what Anonymous
>>5547752 >>5547754 Wasn’t the whole point of us staying to protect Alyssa from red hand? We can’t exactly do that if we bounce immediately after. Oh well, we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it I guess.
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>>5547737 >>You were going to go with them, no matter what We can still ask. But no matter what he says, we're going.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Sat 28 Jan 2023 04:30:07 No. 5547788 Report Quoted By:
>>5547750 >and it is also a few months time away. its not that far away
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>>5547746 Marissa seems intent on house breaking Edric to be a simp and her carrot is leaning off the years of abuse she's directed at her as if that makes up for it.
>>5547775 so we take her with us Anonymous
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>>5547737 >>You would go, but only with your lord father's permission MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Sat 28 Jan 2023 05:13:09 No. 5547821 Report Quoted By:
>You were going to go with them, no matter what ok, locking that in!
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Alyssa still hasn't visited huh...
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>>5547822 She did, but we were passed out, probably havnt heard we are awake yet or she is just being difficult
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>>5547822 She did just no one's supported her showing up yet since we woke up.
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>>5547822 She did while Edric was passed out and probably spit in his mouth
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Sat 28 Jan 2023 06:03:02 No. 5547870 Report You'd had enough waiting in bed already, confined to this Highgarden chamber. "I'll come with you," you said, whether your father allowed you to or not. "That's Roddy, Timmet, Linette," Joffrey said, "A full expedition, I'd say." "An expedition? To where?" the silky voice of your sister as she stepped into the room. Catling lowered your copy of Bastardborn and Joffrey stood up straighter. Your sister smiled for the room. She wore a dress of soft blue, embroidered with grey flowers down the sleeves. Someone had given her a Tyrell rose to wear in her hair, the golden rose bright among her dark tresses. Harry looked as if he'd have preferred anyone else enter, his grin turning into a flat scowl. "So you are awake," Alyssa said on seeing you, "I hope you aren't planning on getting up and swinging your sword around. Maester Petyr says you're to remain abed for at least two weeks. It would be awful if you did something reckless and wound up stuck in bed for a month, or two, helpless as a kitten." "Alyssa," Joffrey said, still sweet on her as he bowed, "We're keeping your half-brother company during his convalescence." "That's very sweet of you Joff," she said without looking at him, still smiling at you. You misliked that smile. "Harry!" she said, now brighter, "It's good to see you, ser. I thought you might leave before you could claim your prize. You won the battle for my maiden's kiss, did you not?" She seemed bright and eager, and ignoring you deliberately. She clasped her hands together before you. "You wouldn't make me an oathbreaker now, would you?" Harry gave the tapestry of the Father a pained look before standing. "I wouldn't dare dishonor House Clover," he said without much energy. She beamed at him as he stepped closer. She took his hands in hers. Looked up at him through long lashes. Something dark rose in the back of your chest, your breathing stopped. Harry bowed his head closer, their lips growing close. A dark rage and fear as Alyssa took a missed breath, and then as their lips near touched a subtle sidelong glance at you. The slit of her eye, taunting you. The dark fear began to grow into a burning hate, you thought you could snatch up your sword and run them both through. You could dash Harry's head open with the pommel. You could strangle her, strangle the life from her. You hated her, those lips so close to his, the point of her tongue just visible. And when they closed you felt the dark pulse spun your mind and you thought you might do it, you would do it. Until Harry's lips on hers blew a deep loud raspberry. Alyssa jerked back, stunned as if slapped. Harry blew out his cheeks again and farted from his mouth at her. "What in every hell, Harry?" Joffrey said, as shocked as Alyssa, while Catling fell back on the bed, hooting with laughter and clutching her sides. Alyssa stared at nothing but breathing fast, then hot tears flooded her eyes and she choked out a 'bastard!' as she backed to the door.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Sat 28 Jan 2023 06:04:19 No. 5547874 Report "Bastard for true, Little Lyssa," Harry said, and blew another raspberry at her. The dark rage inside you vanished and you found yourself laughing to. That more than anything caught Alyssa's attention, and her tearful glare turned on you, her face bright pink. "You're nothing but a...but a craven bastard!" she whined, even stomping her foot before she fled. "Come now Alyssa, it was only a jest!" Harry called after her, though he made no effort to follow her. However deserved the prank was, still her tears jabbed at your heart. Something about her tears both shamed you, and more disturbing still, stirred within you an unwelcome desire.>follow after her >let her go
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>>5547874 >follow after her She deserved that. Chad Harry, he really doesnt like her
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See?
There she is.
As surely as the sun rises, she's here and gone again.
>>5547874 >follow after her Anonymous
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>>5547874 >let her go Harry the madman strikes again
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>>5547874 >follow after her Harry.....I love you man
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>>5547874 >>follow after her HARRY IS TOO GOOD FOR US
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>>5547874 >follow after her Best bro Harry.
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>>5547737 >>You were going to go with them, no matter what If Alyssa wants to be safe she's welcome to come with
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>>5547874 >>follow after her That's not the kiss you really wanted anyways
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>>5547874 >follow after her MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Sat 28 Jan 2023 07:46:19 No. 5547963 Report Quoted By:
going with 'follow after her'
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>>5547874 >let her go No more incest
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Harry is such a bro. He the best older brother Edric could've hoped for.
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>>5547973 >>5547976 >>5547983 Did you guys missed the part where the vote was locked?
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>>5547986 Mayhaps. Still felt like voting anyway.
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>>5547874 >follow after her Hot
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Sat 28 Jan 2023 08:42:12 No. 5547998 Report Your laughter died at her distress. You got off the bed to go after her. "Go easy, Edric," Joff said but you ignored him, stumbling after your sister. It was your first time out of the room and you found you were in an unkown hallway in some unexplored part of Highgarden. You were far from familiar with the castle keep, but the sound of Alyssa's whimpering was still audible. Running after her, you turned a corner, near falling down a flight of stairs. Your legs were weak at first but strength came back to them as you took the steps. Down and around a corner you found an open door out to one of the many gardens of which the castle was famous. It was a private garden with a bubbling fountain, the statue a figure of Garth Greenhand's daughter, Rose of the Red Lake, her feathered arms half-transformed, seeming to dance upon the bubbling waters. Alyssa was half-thrown across a stone bench at the crane maiden's feet, sobbing into her own sleeve. Over dramatic, you thought, her humiliation well deserved, but still you couldn't stop from going over to her, grasping her shoulder. She near leapt from the bench, but whirling around her shame turned to a pink rage, her tears still flowing even as she grew hot. "Keep laughing," she said, shrugging off your hand and glaring away. "I'm not laughing," you said. "You were laughing," she said, "Laughing hard as all the others. A fine jest from the Bastards, and me the fool. Hahahaha!" The forced laugh was a harsh bark at the distant trees. "They all mock me. Do you know what those Highgarden girls have started calling me? Alyssa Weirdling. They heard a story about my nightmares and now they call me names." Different from how she was used to being treated, you were sure. In the Rose Hall she ruled the clutch of half-noble girls who lived within its domain. Here though she was a little bird, near a country bumpkin. You didn't know who must have told stories of her dreams, they hadn't come from you. "You're going to run away, aren't you?" she said, "You're going to abandon me for your bastard friends and for adventures." "No," you said firmly. "No?" she said, not believing you. "I gave your lady mother my word, I'll go back to the Rose Hall." you said, "I'm not leaving." Not leaving you, you almost said. "You're an idiot to stay," she said, "To stay with the people who so clearly despise you. You're an idiot. A big rotten idiot. Gods, I hate idiots." The fountain bubbled merrily in the silence. "If I could leave, I would," she said, her tears now stopped, her eyes staring at nothing. "I am going to King's Landing though," you said, "For the wedding. But I will come back." It was Alyssa's turn to laugh. "Father won't let you," she said, "Not hurt like you are. Not after what you've done." "Father doesn't get a say," you said.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Sat 28 Jan 2023 08:43:29 No. 5548001 Report "You won't convince him to change his mind, I heard him say he wants you back in the Rose Hall. Wants both of us back there, under Uncle Normund's supervision. It's only to be him, mother and Gareth who'll go on to the wedding and pay King Daeron homage." You frowned. "Why not us?" you asked. She gave you a look as if she thought you better than the question. "We cause too much trouble," she said, "You maimed my betrothed, and made enemies of powerful men. He blames me for it as much as you. He thinks we may do worse in King's Landing. Mother agrees." It was not often you were wroth with your father, not truly angry, but now you felt a little of it now. Had you not near died for the glory of House Clover? "When we do well they like what we do for them, but when we're of no use they put us back in our box," she said. Whether she was right or not, her words went with the ugly anger growing through you. Damn them both, you'd already given your friends your word you were going. If you had to sneak away you would. "If you're going, take this," she said, and took from her belt a pouch. "Your winnings. Twenty golden dragons." She left it on the bench beside her. "It will be lonely in the Rose Hall," she said.>say: then come with me >say: I will be back
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Sat 28 Jan 2023 08:44:31 No. 5548003 Report Quoted By:
(I'll be back tomorrow or the day after)
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>>5548001 >say: then come with me ADVENTURE!
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>>5548001 >say: I will be back Oh hell no
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>>5548001 >say: then come with me Suppose the only good thing that came from simping was getting our bago gold back.
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>>5548001 >say: then come with me Sneaking around and living rough might adjust her shitty attitude. We’d have to learn some survival skills from someone at the Rose Hall, though.
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>>5548009 Either that or we will simply sneak out together with Harry
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>>5548001 >say: then come with me We’ve really gotta talk pops about Daemon
Welcome back Munk as well, are any of these about decisions in conflict? From lady Clover on down? Cause I felt like the intent of anons was staying at rose hall until the wedding then bouncing up to KL with the family and bastards
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Imagine Alyssa's face when she realises Edric knows Daemon Blackfyre
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>>5548001 >say: I will be back Anonymous
>>5548001 >say: I will be back Babysitting Alyssa the whole way to King's Landing and disturbing the adventure with the Bastard Bros? Hell fucking nah.
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>>5548001 >say: then come with me Man the house's setup for the future is not great, Dad's locking down and Marissa thinks she's got us leashed, likely Fallows might be in on the plan too.
>>5548009 >We’d have to learn some survival skills from someone at the Rose Hall, though. Some of the older men at arms know some stuff, probably some local hunters too and we could probably disguise it as restless hunting and we could probably go riding to figure out an exit route.
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>>5548001 >>say: then come with me Some time away from the family but together might be good honestly, sounds like she has some similar frustrations to vent as well
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>>5548024 Doubt it will be like that, just ride up along the Rose Road, plenty of inn's we can maybe also take a boat and sail the Mander all the way to the Crownlands. Wont exactly be camping in rough and wild terrain
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>>5548028 Probably but pursuers will very likely be an issue once we've left unless we can figure out a delay or a way to lose them.
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Not sure what to vote for honestly. On one hand taking Alyssa would be more fun for me as a player and maybe improve her character. On the other hand it would be dangerous and is guaranteed to piss off Marisa and Garland.
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>>5548032 Thats a win-win in my book, but imagine everyone faces when we camp up with the Blackfyres. Bet it will shut them up for a while
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Does the 'come with me' option entail running away together (but separately from the bastards) to King's Landing? Just Edric and Alyssa alone? I'm all for it (sleeping in the same bedroll and cuddling near a bonfire included) but won't this destroy the understanding we reached with Marissa? When she and Hobb saw Edric in Alyssa's chambers she was very clear about this sort of thing not happening again. Running away with her alone is like Defcon 3 on her virtue.
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>>5548001 >>say: I will be back Anonymous
>>5548001 >say: then come with me Make sure we pack only 1 (one) bedroll.
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>>5548035 >>5548039 You are such a gross weirdo
We're you touching yourself while typing this?
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>>5548001 >>say: I will be back Another tourney with Alyssa like this and we'll be dead
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>>5548001 >say: then come with me Anonymous
>>5548001 >say: then come with me Upset Marlissa or leave Alyssa with Ser Graydon Fallow?
Though we are still in Highgarden, maybe we can get Deamon or his squire to talk to father.
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>>5548055 They already left. But bringing Alyssa with us is the only way to keep that promise we made. But we can probably call on his help to calm down the family when we get to Kings Landing
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>>5548001 >>say: then come with me Only good things can cum of this
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>>5548035 It will but I can already see her trying to twist our desires against us and/or housebreaking us for her replacment simp or whatever, she's almost certainly stacked the deck against us unfortunately so any move is just bad one way or another.
>>5548055 Daemon and his ''squire'' left
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>>5548035 >Does the 'come with me' option entail running away together (but separately from the bastards) to King's Landing? no, you'd be taking her with the Bastards
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>>5548075 Calling the vote ?
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>>5548076 Isn't it way too early? There won't be an update until tomorrow. Let people vote for a few hours.
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>>5548076 No, just answering a question that need answering
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>>5547998 >They all mock me. Do you know what those Highgarden girls have started calling me? Alyssa Weirdling. I almost want to do a "see how it feels" comment to her if its possible since she's gotten an actual taste of what she's been doing to us.
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>>5548001 >>say: then come with me Anonymous
>>5548001 >say: then come with me It would be ungodly stupid to choose to stay at house clover and then immediately abandon alyssa to get raped by red hand or whatever.
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>>5548001 >>say: then come with me Anonymous
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>>5548001 >>say: I will be back Anonymous
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>>5548001 >I’ll be back, Alyssa. Anonymous
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>>5548001 >>say: I will be back This would be for the best I think.
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>>5548001 >say: then come with me Welp, this has head to nowhere good very very fast.
Let's hope we'll have a chance to convince Garlan to let us go cause I can't imagine running off with Alyssa in this or most contexts would lead to anything good, but leaving her is unacceptable.
Prophecy is really nibbling at our cocks here boys.
It's only a matter of time before we lose it making ill advised choices like we have.
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>>5548001 >say: I will be back >>5548116 It would be even more stupid for a bastard to take a trueborn child on a journey explicitly against his family's wishes.
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>>5548001 >>say: then come with me If we leave her alone with red hand dude she will go insane. i hope we will get chance to convince father
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>>5548143 Hardly, we could pretty easily get out of that. Especially if we accomplish something meaningful and/or she sides with us. If we break our promise to her (which is the only reason we’re staying at house clover at all) and it fucks her up as bad as her nightmares suggest, there’s absolutely no reconciliation there.
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>>5548001 >>say: I will be back Anonymous
>>5548001 >>say: then come with me Anonymous
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>>5548001 >>say: then come with me Better for the storyline, but Edric needs to get this uncontrolled rage out of his system, and have enough reason to realize resist Alyssa’s provocations
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>>5548001 >>say: then come with me What's the worst that could happen?
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>>5546197 >But anon I already ran a Bolton Quest. Was that the Bolton quest where we played an innocent villager that turned out to be Roose's bustard and ended with him sharing one hell of a secret with us?
Because if so, please run another quest, that one was fucking kino. The big reveal and surrounding scenes were so well written.
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>>5548001 >>say: then come with me Anonymous
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>>5548001 >>say: I will be back Anonymous
>>5548437 What I want is to go on an adventure and given how everyone wants to be with Alyssa then best bet is to take her with
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>>5548437 We want to go to Kings Landing and we promised Alyssa to protect her, this is the only way we can do both
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>>5548001 >>say: I will be back Anonymous
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>>5548454 BRUH THAT SHIT WAS FIRE
THE ROOSE REALLY WAS LOOSE AND IT WAS KINO AFFFF
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>>5548001 >say: then come with me Anonymous
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>>5548001 >>say: I will be back Anonymous
>>5548001 >say: I will be back Anonymous
Christ all of these 1 post by this ID
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>>5548663 The samefag epidemic is truly tragic, no matter the option you support.
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>>5548663 I mean this has been happening from the start. The fate of all popular quests I am afraid.
There is a reason Forgotten keeps using his anti-samefag system.
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>>5548678 >>5548664 Really why i wish Munk would call the vote earlier so it wouldnt be this rampant
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>>5548001 >say: then come with me I think most DMs do nothing about blatant samefagging because they like to believe their quest is even more popular than it really is.
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>>5548680 When you asked for the vote to be called your preferred option has been winning by a narrow margin.
That would be a little unfair don't you think?
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>>5548001 >>say: then come with me It would be nice if something was done.
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>>5548683 Prehapes, but dont tell me that this is not ridiculous. Make my one vote look pale in comparison
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>>5548683 Is it unfair only when your preferred option is losing?
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>>5548687 It is unfair not to let players vote when you know the next update will be coming only tomorrow.
>>5548686 Your side is winning by like a dozen votes. What are you even upset about?
>>5548684 It sure would be. Maybe the next thread will include something akin to what Forgotten does.
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>>5548663 The downside of having to use community wifi is that my ID changes randomly. I can assure you that
>>5548658 was my first and only vote for this post.
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>>5548678 What system would that be?
>>5548691 >Your side is winning by like a dozen votes. What are you even upset about? It’s not about winning or losing, it’s about the violation of the principle. Samefagging reduces the impact of other players’ votes and creates an unfair system.
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>>5548658 This was not a same fag, but rather my community internet randomly changing my id.
>>5547762 I am this anon
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>>5548001 >>say: then come with me Anonymous
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>>5548700 >What system would that be? Pic related. Go look at the Sworn to Valour quest to see how it works if you want.
>>5548001 >>say: I will be back Anonymous
>>5548001 >>say: I will be back On the topic of a new thread can we have one?
This one takes forever to load already
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>>5548001 >say: then come with me >>5548733 Works fine on my pc
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>>5548734 Well not all of us are on PC
Takes like 10 minutes to load it on my phone
>>5548001 >>say: I will be back Anonymous
>>5548747 >10 minutes Damn bro, your phone really is from ASOIAF
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>>5548749 Well I can't help it.
Maybe I exaggerated a little bit. Anonymous
>>5548555 Don't include me in that thanks. I don't like her
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Sun 29 Jan 2023 01:16:50 No. 5548863 Report 'then come with me' wins
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>>5548789 I don't either but at this point I'm just trying to roll with the majority while getting out to see the Seven Kingdoms at least
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I just think it'd be interesting. Dad is clearly a wet noodle and it'd definitely tweak the nose of Lady Marissa
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>>5548863 So is there going to be an update or is it just calling the vote?
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>>5548789 SEVEN BLESS THIS MAN. DADDY SMILES DOWN ON YOU
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>>5548678 I would like to point out that the samefag is also a incest fag, judging by how the votes turned out
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This quest is pretty based desu
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>>5550281 I know right? First one I've followed on /qst/ in a while. Keep it up OP.
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Another day without a doot, I cry
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>>5540249 That's it? THAT'S IT?
The whole fucking reason why Edric was treated like shit his whole life is she is mad at his husband for falling in love before her?
Edric spent his whole life without knowing a loving hand other than the closed fist of that pathetic joke of a knight because SHE FELT JEALOUS OF A WOMAN LONG DEAD?
And that limp prick of his father who loves us so just let it happen. She certainly acts like she loves him so but had no qualms at driving an hot knife trough his guts at every chance she could get.
But hey, now that we proved that despite her best effort we're not a lump of shit, if we just promise to give up any dream or ambition we might foster we are granted a bowl of warm food at the foot of the table.
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>>5551708 Also the fact that they were Dornish played a huge part of it. There is a lot of bad blood between the Marcher Lords and the Dornish and that is without even bringing up her personal issues about it. Munk did say that if we had been just the son of some peasant woman we would have had a better relationship with the family
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>>5551717 I FUCKING HATE THE DORNISH. THEY KILLED OUR YOUNG DRAGON UNDER THE BANNER OF PEACE. CAN'T TRUST A DORNISHMAN TO PISS, LET ALONE EVER KEEP THEIR WORD.
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>>5551719 Go to sleep granduncle Normund
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>>5551719 Watch out for scorpions in your bed
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>>5551717 Yes, true
Be it as it may I'm feeling very little loyalty towards the house, let alone our step mother or that sister who keeps acting like an absolute cunt and then wondering why nobody likes her
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>>5551748 Excellent, we need more anti-Alyssa voters
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>>5551750 >Excellent, we need more anti-Alyssa voters Lies, but i am planning on jump ship to Blackfyre at first chance
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>>5551750 I wish a nice, sweet romance with Linette was possible, she's a nice, sweet girl, but the QM is pushing heavily for Alyssa and there's no good alternative.
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>>5551750 Alyssa is why I love this quest, it's easy to discard as "ahah get fucked bitch" but also hard not to care for when she's vulnerable
And mc is 13 so it's not like he can sit down with the clarity to talk about it with her about it
But goddamn the last interaction just left me bitter that's there's no hope for change with her
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>>5551783 In what you can vaguely call fairness she did just get a taste of her own medicine and really didn't like it, hopfully with running away and future interactions she'll have a chance to mellow.
Marissa is completely fucked though woman is awful even when she's trying to play carrot and stick.
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>>5551751 Really wished we went for the mystery message.
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>>5551788 >hopfully with running away and future interactions she'll have a chance to mellow. Ahahaha, how many times have we heard that now? Half a dozen? More?
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I don't want to doompost, but the lack of recent communication from the QM suggests to me he's either too busy for the long term or lost interest in the quest. Forgotten takes like half the days off but informs the thread every time so people don't mind, because they know the quest is still on the back of his mind.
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>>5551813 Or maybe he just has more important things on his mind atm anon. Trust.
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>>5551748 The incest simps like her though
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I bet the Dornish are responsible for this delay
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>>5552585 Nah its the Peakes.
>Edrics face when Gormy turns out to be a hard core Blackfyre supporter Anonymous
>>5552586 Nah, bet his side of the family sided with Daeron
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>>5552588 [Laughs in hedge knight] MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Wed 01 Feb 2023 03:24:12 No. 5552590 Report blame my work
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>>5552590 Nah, will continue blaming the Dornish and also the Peakes now
And also father the spineless worm
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>>5552590 Work blamed lmao, semi-regular updates on such things would be appreciated even if we get nothing.
At the very least saves on doom posting.
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Will y'all shut the fuck up about there not being a doot for *checks last update* 4 days???
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>>5552590 Take your time, the wait is worth it desu
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>>5551783 > no hope for change with her I don’t know about that, I think it’s easy to forget her situation is also pretty far from enviable and she’s probably just lashing out. As bad as being a bastard is, Edric still has options; he can become a landed knight and from Alyssa’s perspective he probably will. He can shape his future how he wants but she absolutely can’t, she will marry the Tarly kid and that’s that. She can’t do anything about it because that’s what’s expected of her, meanwhile nothing is expected of us so we can go and do almost anything. Remember one of the first things she told us was the lie that we were being sold off to some old lady in the iron isles or something. I think the reason she tried to scare us with that was pretty transparent.
That said she is a massive bitch and I don’t want this to turn into Alyssa-quest. However, I think it would be interesting if we could nurture a sort of petyr/lysa-esque relationship for when she becomes Lady Tarly. It would be a pretty useful resource when the rebellion comes around.
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>>5553113 Her engagement with the Tarly kid has been called of
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>>5553185 I just checked what marisa said, seems it hasn't
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>>5551751 >jump ship to Blackfyre I know I’m late, but joining the Blackfyre’s might be one of the absolute worst moves we could make. Most of the reason the Blackfyre’s had support was because they were the Fuck-Dorne party playing on people’s resentments against the Dornish peace. There’s no way that’s would end well for us, even if by some miracle half the realm doesn’t secede on Daemons coronation.
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>>5553270 >Alyssa apologist is anti-Blackfyre Wow what a shocker
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>>5553283 I’m neither of those things, I’m just bringing up a couple good points about the Blackfyre’s.
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>>5553320 Here's some good points about Blackfyre for you
1. Edric's been idolizing him for a long time
2. He saved Edric's life or at least Edric's limbs
3. He is a fellow bastard
4. Fighting the war for Blacfyre is Edric's best chance to achieve his dream
It would be out of character for Edric not to align with Blackfyre especially since he clearly has some interest in Edric
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>>5553323 First three points are absolutely true. However, they’re a bit premature considering he’s the only one of the major players we’ve met. As to the last point, they’re are more people in the Blackfyre party than just Daemon, the Peake’s will be Blackfyre’s. And as I said nearly everyone with the Blackfyre’s hates Dorne so it might be best to carefully consider our options before jumping on that bandwagon.
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>>5553353 Weird how you didn't list any other options
Please go ahead and tell me of all those great options that Edric has
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>>5553357 Is there some reason Edric can’t become a landed knight fighting for the loyalists?
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>>5553372 He is on the bottom of the totem pole, one of the reasons why a lot of bastards and third and fourth sons joined Blackfyre was that it was their best shot to get landed afterward
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>>5553375 Yeah, it certainly won’t be easy but it’s also far from impossible especially during the battle of redgrass.
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>>5553380 >it certainly won’t be easy I sure wish there was an easier way to get a title that also wouldn't involve killing the person who saved Edric's life
Oh wait there is but you seem to be trying real hard to stir away from it for some reason
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>>5553353 One interesting way the quest could turn out is tha Edric joins Daeron purely out of hatred for Bittersteel and Gormon Peake, provided that he has already become landed by then. Bloodraven is implied to have a similar backstory where he was very fond of Daemon and hated Bittersteel in part because the latter convinced Daemon to rebel which forced Bloodraven to kill him (apart from the whole incest love triangle over Shiera).
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>>5553384 I really don’t know why you’re taking this all so personally, man. I’m just pointing out that in the long term the loyalists are the better option.
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>>5553402 In what way?
Edric already caught Blackfyre's eye. All he has to do now is don't fuck at KL and he's golden.
What do we have going for loyalists? Absolutely nothing. In fact you just said that "it certainly won’t be easy".
So please feel free to substantiate your claims because so far you just seem to have a hateboner for Blackfyre and a regular boner for Alyssa.
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>>5553399 Yeah, I’m looking forward to their introductions and seeing how we might fit into that mix.
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>>5553413 I don’t understand what’s got you so emotional. Unlike you, I don’t have any strong feelings for or against the Blackfyre’s or Alyssa. Also, I already detailed the problems with the Blackfyre’s so I’m not going to repeat them.
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>>5553413 I also agree that we're headed straight to joining Blackfyre, but the Loyalists have one very important way in which they're better in the long run: They canonically win. We don't have to figure out how to counter prescient arrows without knowing IC about them, we can just coast to victory if we join them.
The rewards will correspondingly be lower though, and that's one big reason I'll be voting to join the rebellion no matter what.
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>>5553402 >the rebellion begins >join the loyalists for no reason >assist in killing the hero of all bastards >get jackshit because nobody gives a fuck about some petty lord's bastard great long-term plan anon ngl
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>>5553440 lmao the rebellion isn’t starting tomorrow. Presumably we’ll meet the loyalists in King’s Landing.
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>>5553446 yeah I am sure the king will personally meet with Edric and save his life and will invite him to the red keep and then they will make out
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>>5553449 Maybe, we’ll just have to wait and see…
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>>5553455 yeah just don't forget to samefag the vote like you usually do
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>>5553429 You didn't detail shit. Your only argument is "people who support Blackfyre no like Edric so we no help Blackfyre" which is retarded.
Do you not understand that we have impressed the head of the Blackfyre Rebellion? The one who will become the king? The one who will be deciding who gets what rewards? We are in a good standing with that one very important guy. Which increases our chances of getting a good reward if we support him. Are you still following?
On the other hand nobody gives a shit about Edric on the loyalists side. Which reduces our chances of getting any kind of reward. Which is why I asked you "In what way are the loyalists the better option in the long term?". Unless Daeron personally knights Edric your presumptions are unfounded to say the least.
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>>5553459 calm down this is a quest not a rl rebellion
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Thu 02 Feb 2023 00:12:37 No. 5553589 Report you guys want an update?
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>>5553589 Oh Seven yes please
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>>5553589 You want a picture of my cooking?
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Thu 02 Feb 2023 00:47:59 No. 5553617 Report "Then come with me," you said, "We'll go to King's Landing together." "Mother would have a fit," Alyssa said. "All the more reason to do it," you said, "Are you going to stay a jessed hawk your whole life?" "It's dangerous in King's Landing. They say slavers lurk in Flea Bottom waiting to abduct highborn girls to sell to the pleasure houses in Myr and Lys." "Says who?" you said, scoffing, "I'll protect you, and we'll be with Harry and the others besides. The only thing you have to fear is the tongue lashing Lady Marissa will give you when they find out." She sucked her bottom lip in a childish way, giving you large, uncertain eyes. Now she hesitates, you thought. "When would we go?" she said. "I have no idea, soon I think," you said. It would need to be soon, before father sent both of you home. You picked up the purse of gold dragons. "Pack what you can carry, I'll pay for what we need in King's Landing." She sucked in a deep breath, then nodded. "All right," she said, "We can go, but you'd best keep your word, Edric." "When don't I?" you said. "When you told mother you'd return to the Rose Hall and be an obedient servant," she said. "Well, when else don't I?" you said, annoyed by her correction, "Just be ready to go. I'll have Joff sneak you out to join us." Whenever that would be. It put a smile on her face at least. Not one of her mean smirks but a genuine little smile, rarely seen. You hated how much you enjoyed her rare little smiles. As it was it turned out to be sooner than you thought. The conspirators gathered in your bedchamber. Linette and her brother Timmet, Black Roderick and Catling, Joffrey and Alyssa, gathered around Harry at the foot of your bed while you sat upright, still resting and sore. Harry had a map of Westeros unfurled beneath your feet, tracing the planned journey. "We'll ride out under the cover of midnight, up the Roseroad," Harry said, "It's a few weeks riding to King's Landing but its a good flat road through safe country." "Must we ride?" Linette said, "A boat could take us up the Mander to Tumbleton. It would give Edric more time to recover." "An easy canter on horseback won't do him any harm," Harry said. "Oh forgive me, ser, I forgot knighthood came with a maester's chain," she countered. "The Mander is a slow and snakey river," Harry said, "Riding is faster." "Tumbleton has dragon skulls, I'd like to see the dragon skulls," Alyssa said, which turned Harry's frown into a scowl. He did not like you inviting her. "I suppose it depends if Ned is up for riding," Joffrey said. Attention turned to you.>vouch for the boat, the easy travel would help >you're good to ride, you hoped
Anonymous
>>5553617 >>you're good to ride, you hoped ALPHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous
>>5553617 >you're good to ride, you hoped Bet Edric gets sea sick, how many here is actually used to sailing ?
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Thu 02 Feb 2023 00:54:18 No. 5553621 Report Quoted By:
>>5553620 sailing on a river shouldn't make you seasick
Anonymous
>>5553617 >>vouch for the boat, the easy travel would help Traveling on water would make it harder to track us I guess?
Don't see much of a difference otherwise.
Anonymous
>>5553617 >When you told mother you'd return to the Rose Hall and be an obedient servant, I just want to point out this is inference from Marissa and Alyssa.
>you're good to ride, you hoped All the ferry takes is a loose lip to have it held in Port but both options have benefits and negatives
Anonymous
>>5553617 >>you're good to ride, you hoped Anonymous
>>5553617 >you're good to ride, you hoped UPDATEEEEES
Anonymous
>>5553617 >boat We’re screwed. Not fully healed and heading to KL already. Our wounds will open when we have to ride hard to escape or fight whoever they send after us. We needed to talk to Pops
Anonymous
>>5553654 Pops was never going to let us go.
Anonymous
>>5553617 >you're good to ride, you hoped Anonymous
>>5553634 >>5553617 Changing from >you're good to ride, you hoped
to >vouch for the boat, the easy travel would help
Anonymous
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>>5553662 We never had a chance to tell him we’ve gained the favour of one of the most important people in the realm.
Anonymous
>>5553617 >vouch for the boat, the easy travel would help If the horse option wins can we finally buy a better horse? Or steal one?
Everyone in the bastard gang has a good horse but Edric.
Anonymous
>>5553617 >vouch for the boat, the easy travel would help We really need a respite
Anonymous
>>5553617 >>vouch for the boat, the easy travel would help We can't afford to keep pushing this hard all the time, better to rest up and be fresh when we hit the ground in Kings Landing
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>>5553617 >vouch for the boat, the easy travel would help MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Thu 02 Feb 2023 02:40:52 No. 5553737 Report Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5553737 FUCK. WHY?! I FORGOT THE BOAT SCENE TOOK 7 YEARS.
Now we are going to have to wait that long until the next update.
Anonymous
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>>5553737 Well lets see how this goes, hopfully a boat won't be the end of this endeavor...
Goddamit between Berserk and STV you're making me paranoid Munk Anonymous
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>>5553737 You dumb motherfuckers asked for this. At least it's a riverboat...
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Thu 02 Feb 2023 03:10:20 No. 5553774 Report Quoted By:
"The maesters say I should take it easy," you said, "I'd like to ride, but I'd like to keep my chest from tearing open again even more." "There, its settled," Linette said, clapping Harry on the shoulder. Harry frowned but then shrugged. "I'll find us a boat going north then, see about getting our horses stowed. I trust you've all got leave from your knights and lord fathers to go to King's Landing?" he looked around. "No ser," Roderick said, grinning. "Oh no, what a shame," Harry said. You weren't the only one defying the wishes of your father then, it seemed you were one in a conspiracy to abscond to King's Landing for the Dornish wedding. Good. Over the next day Harry put together the plan. He found passage on a ship called the Lizard-Lion, paid enough for a trip up to Tumbleton with horses included. It would be casting off from the river docks on the banks of the Mander early the next morning. Everyone kept their mouth shut, which only built the tense excitement growing through you all. Linette made good on procuring supplies for the trip, smuggling food and water to each of you, packing your bags. Joffrey had the plan for when they arrived in King's Landing. "My uncle is the Master of Coin," he said, "He'll give us sanctuary I'm sure. This kind of adventure is just the sort of thing he got up to as a boy." It impressed Alyssa, the prestigious uncle who sat on the small council with a Targaryen bride. "We'll see about that when we get there," was all Harry said. Concentrating on the plan had dulled some of Harry's mirth, he had become uncharacteristically serious. But King's Landing would also be his debut as an annointed knight. You supposed he had good reason to be nervous. The hour was dawning to flee Highgarden. Maester Loran judged your wound, his stooped back stooped lower as he frowned over it, giving you a good view of his contorted, deformed back. You'd never met so ugly a man as Maester Loran, nor a maester as hot tempered. He scowled by instinct and his words were flinty enough to strike a spark, but he was good at his trade. Your scar was an ugly red and purple blotch across your chest, a raised mound of stitches and healing flesh. It wept a little fluid but the maester said such was natural, flicking away your concerns. "Your horse was not lamed, but it was a near thing," he said, "You're both recovering well. Or well enough. Everything says this won't be your last time under a maester's knife. Perhaps you can do my order a favor and die young, so we might bend our attention to the sick and unfortunate instead of foolhardy boys." But his hands were more tender than his words as he bandaged you up again. "The realm would be better for it if more boys died young and stupid instead of old and powerful," he said, "All your honor is good for is feeding crows." He stepped back from his finished work.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Thu 02 Feb 2023 03:12:08 No. 5553776 Report "They called Aegon the unworthy but there was never more black a villain to wear the crown than Daeron the First, making needless war for the sake of his own vanity." It was the bitterness of a cripple, you thought, holding in check your flush of anger. "I suppose you'll sneak away soon on some foolish adventure," he said. You sat up a little. "Young people, ever predictable. Well if you didn't learn from your first tear I doubted the second will teach you much. Still, go easy when you go, and avoid heavy lifting. Nothing heavier than food and drink. And avoid anything strenuous for at least a month, longer if you have any sense." "Thank you, maester," you said. Laron shook his head as he limped out. The talk of your horse made you think of Chestnut. He'd done well in the melee but was no warhorse. If you meant to ride again, it would be almost cruel to force him into battle again. You had twenty gold dragons, and the Reach had the finest stable in the realm.>see about buying a destrier before you leave >save the coin and steal away Jester >wait until King's Landing to make a purchase
Anonymous
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>>5553776 >see about buying a destrier before you leave Anonymous
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>>5553776 >see about buying a destrier before you leave Anonymous
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>>5553776 >see about buying a destrier before you leave Anonymous
Is Alyssa the only person that’s said we wouldn’t be allowed to go to the wedding? Just realising that she could be lying again, like she did with the Shield Islands bit she mentioned.
Anonymous
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>>5553776 >go easy when you go, and avoid heavy lifting. Nothing heavier than food and drink. well thats going to make training difficult but we really need to get better.
>>see about buying a destrier before you leave A Big, brutish, black tempered one.
Anonymous
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>>5553776 >see about buying a destrier before you leave Anonymous
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>>5553796 I doubt the shield Islands was so much a lie as much as a half heard conversation that was prospective.
this could very well be the same thing with her drawing conclusions but with how Marissa was talking I suspect their is grounding in it even if its not the whole truth.
Anonymous
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>>5553776 >>see about buying a destrier before you leave We need a proper horse as much as I love Chestnut for seeing us through that melee
Anonymous
Also mean Alyssa can use chestnut as a regular riding horse
Anonymous
>>5553823 she's already got her own horse I think, but maybe as a backup it will be good.
Anonymous
>>5553826 True, just in case she cant bring it with her.
By the way, name for the horse?
I was thinking something like
Dragon
Thorn
Pride
Stranger
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Thu 02 Feb 2023 03:50:54 No. 5553828 Report I'm not letting you guys call the horse Stranger
Anonymous
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>>5553828 There can only be one stranger eh?
I like Thorn personally
Anonymous
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>>5553828 Lmao Munk off the top rope
Anonymous
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>>5553827 I think Barrow would be a good name. That's where his Mother's bones are, and it is an ominous thing.
Anonymous
>>5553776 Buying a horse before leaving is idiocy, likely cost as much or more than our own passage on the boat
Anonymous
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>>5553850 Harry already paid for that
Anonymous
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>>5553776 >>see about buying a destrier before you leave Also, we better be planning to bring both horses. If we leave Chestnut behind you just know our dear stepmother will confiscate him as punishment for running away.
Anonymous
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>>5553850 We still have to ride from Tumbleton to KL. Better to buy here than there.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Thu 02 Feb 2023 04:32:20 No. 5553878 Report Quoted By:
all right, let's buy a horse
Anonymous
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Sailing from Highgarden to Tumbleton and the ride from there to KL
Anonymous
>>5553617 >vouch for the boat, the easy travel would help Anonymous
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>>5553886 Oh pfft. Things have been moving fast.
Good to have you back, Munkun.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Thu 02 Feb 2023 04:58:02 No. 5553900 Report Quoted By:
Twenty gold dragons was more than enough for a destrier with dragons to spare, and the Tyrell stables had some of the best warhorses in the realm. Once maester Laron was gone you got out of bed and dressed, belting on your pouch of gold. You enjoyed the weight of the small fortune on your hip. More money than you'd ever had or ever hoped for. Leaving your bags for now you went to the stables, more strength in your legs than yesterday, which had been more than the day before. Everyday you were growing stronger, your strength returning. You smelled the horseflesh before you reached it. Not just the horses but the strong earthy smell of manure and straw, the smell of horse feed, and then the sounds, the soft whickers and mutters of stabled horses. The smell did your lungs good and the sounds filled you with a light excitement as you crossed an open court to the long stable. Within a boy mucked filth with a shovel, scowling as he scrapped the blade across the ground, dumping it in a wheelbarrow. Boys and men, the stable grooms, worked down a long corridor of stalls, caring for the horses and the stable itself. One man, short with a pot belly in the green and gold of House Tyrell, oversaw it all. He must have been the castle's master of horse. He had a bolt of white through a brown beard and when he opened his mouth showed a tooth capped in gold. When he sized you up you suddenly felt inadequate for dealing with such a man. "Come to fetch your knight's horse, squire?" he said, "Give the name and I'll send Henly to fetch him." "N-no, come to buy actually," you said, "For myself." You raised the purse of gold for him to see. "Aye, you'd be the young Dornish buck came second in the melee? Never understood giving a prize for second place," he said, "I'm Carow, Lord Tyrell's master of horse. If you're looking to buy or sell, I'm the one to talk to." "I'm looking for a destrier," you said, "As mean tempered as you have." "A mean one, aye? You're a hotspur for such a stripling. Mayhap a gelding would do you better until you've a few more muscles on your arms." Your face hardened. "I know what I'm looking for," you said, "And I know what I can handle." "As you say, boy," he said with a chuckle, "You're with House Clover, the bastard boy? Your father knows his horses, bought a mare of Lord Leo just yesterday, means to breed a champion with his Jester. Now there's a fine young horse. We'll see what we can do for you." He talked as he walked the stalls, a swing in his gait, forcing you to follow. He stopped to flick some order at a boy slacking in his duties or to check the work of one of the grooms, but didn't slow much.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Thu 02 Feb 2023 04:59:09 No. 5553902 Report "My Lord Tyrell keeps a shortlist of steeds for sale. He's loathe to part with his most precious beasts, but their brothers and sisters? They can go for the right coin." He stopped deep in the stable, where the smell of shit was strongest. The stall door shook from a kick, and a deep snort of anger followed. "This one hates me," he said, "Hates everyone. Bit the finger off a groom just last week. You take this one, you're risking your life. Lord Tyrell gave up on breaking him, is thinking of giving him over to the knackers. I'll give you a good price for him, but do so knowing its the Silent Sisters you'll be talking to next." "How much is a fair price?" you asked. He shrugged. "Ten dragons," he said. Ten dragons for a horse none wanted? You looked into the stall to see a large dark eye glare back at you. And it was no beauty, though it had a powerful chest and good legs. Its coat was brown and mottled with white, pink around the nose, and eyes that leered bloodshot. It had a rough, strawlike man and when its lips folded back to bare teeth at you they made you flinch. No horse for the hero of a ballad. It threw another kick with its foreleg, gave a deeper, meaner snort.>say: I'll take it >say: I'll take it but for eight dragons, not ten >say: show me another (I'll be back tomorrow) (If you want this one, think of a name OTHER than Stranger)
Anonymous
>>5553902 Feel like it would be a mistake to bring this one onto a boat.
But i am voting for Barrow for the horse
Anonymous
>>5553902 >say: I'll take it but for eight dragons, not ten this horse likes to hurt people so at least we've got common ground there
Anonymous
>>5553902 >say: I'll take it but for eight dragons, not ten We'll call em
Stain...Gor
Stain Gor.
Anonymous
>>5553902 >say: I'll take it but for eight dragons, not ten It's a bad idea, but the horse reminds me too much of Edric to pass on him.
>No horse for the hero of a ballad A good thing this bastard is no hero...
For the name...
>Maegor Anonymous
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>>5553902 I like him but let's see the rest.
Anonymous
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>>5553908 As for a name I like Mauler
Anonymous
>>5553902 >say: I'll take it but for eight dragons, not ten Anonymous
>>5553902 >>say: I'll take it but for eight dragons, not ten Fuck it we ball.
>Maegor It's a fitting name : D
Anonymous
>>5553902 >say: I'll take it but for eight dragons, not ten Maybe 10 if he's got good strong advice on helping tame and manage it particularly on a boat, personally this is everything I wanted out of a destrier though.
As for names I think Maegor a great one perhaps also Mauler or Thorn.
Anonymous
wouldn't naming a horse Maegor in Westeros be the equivalent of naming a horse Adolf Hitler in Germany
Anonymous
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>>5553953 Nah but the Septons will certainly not like us if they find out,
Anonymous
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Linette is gonna hate this horse, also i wonder if Alyssa can warg into him
Anonymous
>>5553902 >>5553940 +1 to this. Don't mind paying 2 dragons on top for a good advice.
As for the name I like Mauler.
Anonymous
>>5553940 +1 to this.
Advice and food and the gear for it. that might put us to 12 though if we try to go for the gear and food for it.
Anonymous
Think Edric would look good in black and gold as his personal colours
Anonymous
>>5553902 >Say: show me another We are 13, trying to break a horse at that age while still recovering from a chest eound would kill us
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>>5553902 I know nothing about horses and how difficult would it be to tame
Or if we have to wait a month until we're able to try it
At the very least let's see another one
Also Thorn sounds like a nice name
Anonymous
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>>5553973 >As for the name I like Mauler. I'm a Critical Drinker guy myself. Hate Nerdrotic Gary though.
Anonymous
>>5553902 >>5553906 >say: I'll take it but for eight dragons, not ten And changing my vote to naming it Maegor
Anonymous
>>5553902 >>say: I'll take it but for eight dragons, not ten maybe mauler, no name of a ruler meh
Anonymous
>>5553902 >>say: I'll take it but for eight dragons, not ten Voting to name it something other than Maegor. Don't really want this one, but it's clearly the winning option.
Anonymous
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>>5553617 >>vouch for the boat, the easy travel would help Anonymous
>>5553902 >say: I'll take it but for eight dragons, not ten I’d suggest Nettle as a name. Because it’ll sting you if you don’t handle it with care. And it is clover themed. And for Linette…
Anonymous
>>5553940 >>5553973 >>5553983 >giving away an average suit worth of armor for advice Big nope.
Anonymous
>>5554090 It's not giving away. It's getting extra value out of the initial price.
Anonymous
>>5554091 Not worth 2 gold dragons anon. insane amount of money for that. He would have to throw in a new saddle and bridle to come even near close
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>>5554092 I mean we don't know if he will even agree to sell it for 8.
If it was that simple the first option would be pointless right?
Anonymous
>>5553902 >say: show me another I'd like to see a few more before making a decision even if we go with the first in the end.
Anonymous
>>5553902 >say: show me another The horse's name will be
Munkun Anonymous
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>>5554175 Also would rather not handicap Edric with an agressive and unruly horse that might kill or injure his companions, him or run away.
Plus it might upset Linette to see Edric putting himself in harms way again.
>>5554065 I don't think she's gonna like this horse at all no matter the name...
Anonymous
>>5553902 >say: show me another There might be better ones here, let's not buy the first horse we see.
Anonymous
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I want to go with Barrow but we probably need a separate vote for the name.
Anonymous
Changing
>>5554027 to
>show me another Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5553902 >say: show me another At least see what the other options are
Anonymous
>>5553902 Switching
>>5553928 To
>show me another Anonymous
>>5553902 >say: show me another We should see our options first
Anonymous
>>5553902 >say: I'll take it but for eight dragons, not ten Imagine samefagging a horse vote
Anonymous
>>5553902 >>say: I'll take it but for eight dragons, not ten There are currently 6 1PBTID votes for seeing another which is more than 50% of all votes for that option
Very curious
Anonymous
>>5554578 This is me while I was on phone
>>5554187 Anonymous
>>5554578 Wait, why are you talking abou 1 post IDs when you are one? Anonymous
>>5554580 Oh so it's not more than 50% but just 50%. I see.
>>5554581 Well somebody is gotta talk about it seeing as every second vote is blatantly samefagged to the point where there are as many 1PBTID votes as there are legitimate votes.
And would you look at this? I am no longer have only 1 post under my belt. Great.
Anonymous
>>5554586 You could link to your previous votes you know.
Anonymous
>>5554590 Why should I do it when nobody else does?
Besides what's the point? Every vote will be counted anyway.
Anonymous
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>>5554593 Well, it would be a start to try to solve a problem.
But you are right that unless Munkun asks for it, most anons won't.
Anonymous
>>5554558 >>5554578 Interesting accusations from a blatant samefag.
Anonymous
>>5554603 Fuck off lmao
Only the first vote is mine
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5554603 Just for you.
Can every 1PBTID vote do the same? Somehow I doubt it.
Anonymous
>>5554609 What? So what you are saying is that every 1 post ID vote is a samefag?
Guess you'll have to remove like 5-6 votes from your side then right? You wouldn't be a hypocrite right?
Anonymous
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>>5554611 Here's mine, had to get my phone for it show the (You)
Might be a good idea to link all the 1 to 3 IDs in one post to check them all at the same time
Anonymous
>>5554614 Hey, I'm not the one who started with the accusations of samefagging while being 1-post id. I literally cannot believe how insistent you are on buying the first horse we were offered sight unseen. Is this how it's always gonna be from now on?
Anonymous
>>5554622 I don't give a fuck about the horse
Didn't even want to buy it here buying it in KL would make more sense
Voted only because the third option was blatantly samefagged
Anonymous
>>5553902 >say: show me another Anonymous
>>5554624 >I samefagged the option I do not want to win because I thought I saw blatant samefagging lol
lmao, even
Anonymous
>>5553902 >say: I'll take it but for eight dragons, not ten Anonymous
>>5554643 When did I samefag anything?
I voted exactly once
Anonymous
>>5553902 >say: I'll take it but for eight dragons, not ten Anonymous
>>5554645 >>5554647 >>5554650 Not helping your case here buddy.
Anonymous
The main reason I want a horse now is I assume shit will hit the fan on the boat and we need a backup means of transportation. And I think this horse has a lot of potential as a warhorse and reminds me a lot of Edric.
Anonymous
>>5554652 Are you not tired of getting BTFO?
For the last time I voted exactly once here
>>5554558 Anonymous
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>>5554654 I want to see all the options before choosing one
Anonymous
>>5554656 t. guy whose id just can't stop changing.
Imagine samefagging a horse vote lmao.
>>5554654 I just want to see the other options before we spend almost half our cash on literally the first horse we were offered.
Anonymous
>>5554652 >>5554664 Didn't you also call me a samefag? What happened to that story?
Are you gouing to call people on your side samefags as well or what?
You are such a clown.
Anonymous
>>5554664 Here faggot
Stop barking now
Anonymous
>>5554668 >>5554672 I see you can diss it but you can't take it.
And picrel, those pics mean nothing. Interesting how your id did not change now that there's been no new vote for your preferred option, isn't it?
Anonymous
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>>5554730 Why are you so assblasted? Just stop samefagging and people will stop calling you out.
Anonymous
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>>5554730 >your ID didn't change that means you are a samefag >your ID changed that means you are a samefag >prove that you aren't a samefag >your proves are not proves because they don't align with my narrative >how dare you call out samefags you must be a samefag yourself biggest retard itt right there
Anonymous
Fucks sake don't drag this quest down with this shit, Id's aren't hard to maintain but they can flip through a variety of ways too.
Anonymous
>>5554780 What are you talking about it's been a problem for weeks?
Some votes there are dozens of 1 post IDs showing up
Are you really going to say that no votes were samefagged?
Anonymous
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>>5554792 I'm not going to say its out of the realm of possibility or even that is or isn't occurring but I think indulging the thought process around it brings boundless paranoia that can't really end be conclusively put to rest.
Anonymous
Only here to remember everyone that all chads ride for blackfyre and that all loyalists are fags #BastardCrew
Anonymous
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>>5555064 TARGFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
BLACKFYRES CAN'T STOP WINNING
Anonymous
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>>5555064 I believe in Daemon supremacy
Anonymous
>>5553902 >say: show me another Foolish to jump at the first one we see. Maybe opportunity to build some rapport or other opportunities.
Names can come later, but anon’s Nettle isn’t bad
Anonymous
>>5555242 >Names can come later, but anon’s Nettle isn’t bad But he is a horse and not a cute half valyrian half Summer Islander tomboy
Anonymous
>>5555247 >Nettles >Cute And Briennes a bonfide beauty.
Anonymous
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>>5555263 >And Briennes a bonfide beauty. As fair as the Maiden herself
Anonymous
>>5555263 Unironically I choose to believe that she is actually very pretty, it's just that Westeros has shit taste in women as a rule.
>>5553984 >inb4 Edric Blackthorn >The Stranger's Rose >The Blackfyre Nettle >The Thistle of Highgarden >The Knight of Hedges >The Cursed Clover >The Dornish Thorn >The Highgarden Hedge Knight >The Rose Hall Rapist >The Steelflower That's about all I've got for now
>>5553902 >fuck off that's not worth ten dragons I also love how we've all accepted we're essentially the mortal incarnation of the Stranger in our friend group, I only want to become even more deadkilly
Oh, and why does nobody want to be the Squire of Blackfyre? That kinda seems like the obvious choice
Anonymous
>>5555334 Nah, her and Brienne are pretty widely regarded as legitimate cases of the ugly stick, Brienne just has virtue beauty or whatever.
>why does nobody want to be the Squire of Blackfyre? I think most people are banking on that for the future, I personally would like it but there's a whole adventure and tourney between Edric and that possibility and while I don't want to be negative we should be prudent about the future.
Anonymous
>>5555357 >Brienne hit with the ugly stick I'm not saying she's a 10/10 on all counts, but I am saying that Westeros is kinda known for their shit takes on things ad they probably overstate her flaws while not recognizing her positive attributes
I actually had a quest idea forever ago where the MC was Brienne's first betrothed (the sickly one that dies young in Canon), the main character having to fend off constant jokes about him being the "Wife" of Brienne The Bruiser and also being wheelchair bound in a society that only really respects martial qualities, although the question is if he'd be magic or an ubergenius.
And I guess so, I suppose that the next tourney would be the best time to double down on kicking ass. Aren't we also supposed to vote on stat improvements after winning in the Tourney?
Anonymous
>>5555242 Nettle or Thorn work for me
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Fri 03 Feb 2023 05:40:46 No. 5555419 Report bad nes\ws, I got a surprise work packet and stuff to do so the next update will be in a couple of days.
>>5553908 >>5553910 >>5553912 >>5553935 >>5553940 >>5553973 >>5553983 >>5554024 >>5554026 >>5554065 >>5554558 >>5554578 >>5554645 >>5554650 >say: I'll take it but for eight dragons, not ten >>5555242 >>5554630 >>5554552 >>5554546 >>5554478 >>5554440 >>5554187 >>5554175 >>5553995 >say: show me another buying for 8, not 10 wins
now over the nxt couple of days decide on a name
>Maegor >Mauler >Nettle >Thorn >write-in Anonymous
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>>5555423 +1
If the horse dies, the quest dies.
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>>5555419 >>5555389 >>Nettle >>Thorn Either works for me
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>>5555419 >Nettle I'd prefer the name Deathwish, but Nettle would do.
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>>5555446 >Deathwish how wonderfully edgy
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>>5555461 It rolls off the tongue and it actually describes the horse.
I'd say it's more humorous than anything else, but it do got an edge to it I suppose.
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>>5555334 >I also love how we've all accepted we're essentially the mortal incarnation of the Stranger in our friend group I ain't no furtunate one, no
It ain't me, it ain't me
No, I'm just the Stranger's son
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>>5555384 >I'm not saying she's a 10/10 on all counts look I acknoledge beauty in westeros has both an absurd roof and expectations at least as far as GRRM rights it but Brienne is quite literally universally panned by everyone as being physically unattractive, even someone who see's her beauty of character can't but sideline it.
If I ever run my stupid hypothetical future westeros quest, Brienne is ironically going to remembered as an unironic beauty Anonymous
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>>5555419 >>Mauler Giving animals human names feels weird to me.
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>>5555572 >ID: cL0PPD/6 ...what are your intentions with this horse
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>>5555591 No.
But for your answer, kill people lol. Young, old, commoner, noble. Kill. Carve our very own fresh fiefdom in the Reach for our future house by using force. Maybe even extinguish a line or two of noble houses and gain their lands and castles through conquest. With no survivors for make claims, that would be good too.
Perhaps do a sack or two of a temple for free money/supplies.
Starting from this warhorse for begin filling the equipment we need for when we will become a knight, a proper mount for war is very much necessary. After that armor, sword, lance, mace, shield. A knife too why not.
All in due time, but i am thankful we are starting with the first piece we need for be a proper knight.
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>>5555627 Incredibly based anon
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>>5555419 >Maegor Cause the idea of Maegor Targaryen being reincarnated into a horse is very funny to me.
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>>5555419 Sticking with Nettle
As much as I believe you are supposed to earn any nicknames, in world this fits, as it’s equally complimentary and pejorative
>The Dornish Thorn Anonymous
>>5555823 Is Dornish Thorne mine or did I copy it from someone else without noticing?
>>5555419 Nettle's an alright name for a horse.
>>5555627 Don't forget getting horsearmour and stealing a Valyrian Steel sword from an asshole, melting it down, and renaming the new sword something like Bloodthorn or Bastard's Due
Also, just in general I hope we can join the proto Golden Company
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>>5555832 3hN3iYHd anon facetious question? Assumed the copy green text made that obvious
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>>5555419 >Nettle >>5555832 >Also, just in general I hope we can join the proto Golden Company This will mean that we have failed and our dream will never come to pass. I hope the Golden Company never gets formed at all.
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>>5555832 >>5555869 Maybe we can turn the "Golden Company" into the first standing army of the seven kingdoms once we put Daemon on the Throne.
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>>5547870 Your sister was going to cuck you with your best friend, willingly... and you guys are still simping for her
I'm not gonna vote anymore, I want to see how much more you guys can wreck this
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>>5555926 It's astonishing, isn't it?
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>>5555926 virgins are retarded Anonymous
>>5555970 Normally I'd agree with you, guys overreacting over a girl kissing another boy is stupid. However, our sister is fucked in the head and gets off on our suffering and rage. If the only way she can get that is by cucking Edric she'd do it.
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>>5555845 You don't have to post my ID if you're already responding to me, this isn't Reddit or Discord, also it wasn't I was legitimately wondering if I had accidentally copied it from someone else
>>5555910 The guards of KL are the Goldcloaks right? Maybe we Squire for Blackfyre, get a job with them and turn them into a legit fighting force
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>>5555990 The Targs are going to be wary of something like that after the Rogue Prince tried to do basically the same thing
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That's why we gotta become Daemon's right hand man and convince him it's a great idea.
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>>5556156 >>5554065 This is me, I’m on a different wifi
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>>5555981 We should keep a counter for every time that bitch tried to get us killed/mained etc
Then, when she will betrays us for the trags, because, why wouldn't she, we just stab her for that amount
THE STRANGER SENDS HIS REGARD
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>>5555926 > Your sister was going to cuck you
Need to take a step back there
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Nice 3 way tie
>>5555419 I'll switch from
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>Nettle Anonymous
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>>5556299 Oh, I'm sorry, I'll forget you VOTING FOR PLUNDERING HER MOUTH LIKE A PIRATE PLUNDERS MERCHANT SHIPS
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>>5558156 Advancing the story line isn’t the same as advocating for a relationship that would be destructive to both of the story’s important characters. Get over it coomer.
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As predicted, the quest dies not with an abrupt shock, but with a slow whimper.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Mon 06 Feb 2023 05:27:50 No. 5558762 Report Anonymous
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>>5558762 He waited till someone came with doom and gloom just to sweep in and declare next update
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>>5558754 >>5558762 Munkun always delivers!
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>>5555419 >>Nettle New thread? We are at 2k posts already.
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>>5553737 it's LITERALLY over, asoiafbros...
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>>5559681 looks like the boss from Elden Ring
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Tue 07 Feb 2023 05:47:44 No. 5559891 Report "I'll take it, but for eight dragons, not ten," you said, "A beast like this isn't worth so high a price. If there's a warhorse in the monster it'll be my risk to find it, otherwise you're lucky to get anything for him at all." "Hmm, you bargain like your father," the master of horse said, then shrugged, "Clover men know their horses." "As any good Reachman should," you said, fishing out eight dragons for the man. You put on a tough front but it was part play acting. You'd never spoken to an adult man like that before and you were surprised it went so smoothly. The beast came with bridle and saddle, though not a warhorse's barding, which you could expect to cost you as much as the beast itself. It was done though, you now had a destrier, one of your very own. The first thing you'd ever had of your own. Ugly brute that he was. When you had the stall opened you expected the beast to bolt, but instead it glared at you, daring you to enter its den, lips folded back to show its large chomping teeth. When you stepped in it snorted, throwing its head to one side to keep an eye on you. "What are you going to call it?" Carow asked. A brute like this needed a brutal name. "Maegor," you said. The master of horse laughed. "There's a dark name," he said. "Do you like the name?" you asked Maegor. The stallion continued to glare. "Well you don't have to like it," you said, "Or to like me. You only have to obey me." You grabbed the bridle and was surprised the horse came willingly, walking out in the stable. It was only half way to the stable Maegor showed his nature, when he tossed his head and bucked to foul your grip, aiming a bite at your cheek that only a reflexive flinch saved your skin from being torn at. "Told you he's a handful!" Carow said. You glared back at Maegor, tightening your grip on the bridle, forcing his head low. Your chest throbbed already. It would be no easy thing to master this horse. Perhaps you could use some help.>ask Roderick for advice, he was the best rider you knew >ask Catling for advice, as a Baratheon she'd know horses >ask your father for advice, he had trained many warhorses over the years >you didn't need help here, this horse was yours alone to master
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Tue 07 Feb 2023 05:49:21 No. 5559894 Report (I've been having a tough couple of weeks dealing with family and work pressure, and its only been getting worse over the last couple of days.) (there's maybe been a little bit of burn out setting in, but that's less to do with the quest and more feeling caught between a bunch of conflicting, time consuming obligations)
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>>5559891 >ask your father for advice, he had trained many warhorses over the years >Maegor won Let's GO
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>>5559894 Munkun, if you need a hiatus by all means take one. I wouldn't want the quest to be anything other than a happy pastime for you. Nobody with sense should think otherwise!
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>>5559891 >ask your father for advice, he had trained many warhorses over the years Last chance to talk to him about our intentions.
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>>5559891 >ask Roderick for advice, he was the best rider you knew Anonymous
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>>5559891 >>ask your father for advice, he had trained many warhorses over the years Anonymous
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>>5559891 >>ask Roderick for advice, he was the best rider you knew >>5559908 My guy don't go tripping flags with dad.
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>>5559891 >ask Roderick for advice, he was the best rider you knew Better to keep this all a secret from dad.
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>>5559891 >ask Roderick for advice, he was the best rider you knew Anonymous
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>>5559891 Thought Nettle won?
>ask your father for advice, he had trained many warhorses over the years I don't want to be completely antagonistic with the family.
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Talking with dad before leaving is a terrible idea, he is gonna find out not to mention he hasnt even visisted us once since we woke up so screw him
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>>5559891 >ask Roderick for advice, he was the best rider you knew Bromance with Black Roddy incoming.
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>>5559891 >ask Roderick for advice, he was the best rider you knew Anonymous
>>5559891 >ask your father for advice, he had trained many warhorses over the years We need to ask him if he wont let us go to KL, this could be our only chance. We also need to tell him about Daemon.
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>>5559962 Anon, you're a bit slow, father has already decided that we are not allowed to go and are going to sneak away with the bastard gang
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>>5559946 >he hasnt even visisted us once since we woke up so screw him Exactly.
>>5559962 >We also need to tell him about Daemon I don't see why we NEED to do it. Didn't Edric swear not to reveal who the knight was?
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>>5559891 >>ask Roderick for advice, he was the best rider you knew Anonymous
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>>5559946 Nothing is forcing Edric to spill the beans.
He can buy whatever he wants with his prize money, just say he felt a guilty about riding Chestnut too hard so he bought a stronger horse, it's not even a lie.
>>5536242 >A flash of guilt for poor Chestnut. The gelding had been struggling towards the end of the melee. >>5559966 You suddenly trust Alyssa? For all we know she could have misheard. Might as well check for ourselves.
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>>5559891 >>ask your father for advice, he had trained many warhorses over the years Anonymous
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>>5559891 >>ask your father for advice, he had trained many warhorses over the years Anonymous
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>>5559891 >>you didn't need help here, this horse was yours alone to master Some challenges a man must face alone. Remember Kreia.
>Maegor won I am inordinately happy with this news.
>>5559894 >I've been having a tough couple of weeks dealing with family and work pressure, and its only been getting worse over the last couple of days. I will not tell you to stay or to go (on hiatus), that is your choice to make, and your challenge to surmount. But irregardless of that, know that I enjoy your work. It is a pleasure to read alongside the books, and in the time since this quest has started I have finished aGoT, aCoK and am at aSoS. Suffice to say, your writing style matches Grrm's in many-a-way, including the way you weave important details into small, almost throwaway lines. It is good.
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>>5559894 Hope everything chills out for you Munk, feel free to archive this baby and take some time to deal with your family stuff and come back fresh.
>>5559967 >Didn't Edric swear not to reveal who the knight was? Daemon asked that while the tournament is on Edric not reveal who he was. Tournament is over, surely can reveal it in confidence with pops.
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>>5559891 >>ask Roderick for advice, he was the best rider you knew >>5559894 How'd Maegor win? Nettle had more votes.
>>5559906 Anonymous
>>5560048 >Daemon asked that while the tournament is on Edric not reveal who he was Could you give a quote? Because from what I see he never specified such a time frame.
>"Whoever you think I might be," he said, "Here I am only the Knight of the Backwater Rush. No more, no less. Do you understand?" Also you still haven't explained why we NEED to tell Garlan about this in the first place.
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>>5560055 >Could you give a quote? >Here I am only the Knight of the Backwater Rush >Here = At the Tourney/Highgarden Tourney is over and he's probs gone
> why we NEED to tell Garlan about this in the first place Garlan asked us to make friends with the right people when we arrived at the tourney. No way he'd bar us from going to KL for the wedding if we made friends with one of the most important people in the realm.
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>>5560094 >Here = At the Tourney/Highgarden That's some insane interpretation. "Here I am only the Knight of the Backwater Rush" means "The one to participate in the tourney is the Knight of the Backwater Rush and not Daemon Targaryen". It has nothing to do with the time.
The guy wore his helmet on 24/7 just so nobody would know that he was here and now you want to expose him.
>Garlan Why ask his permission at all? What has he ever done for us? We are already going to KL with the bastards anyway.
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>>5559891 >ask Roderick for advice, he was the best rider you knew Anonymous
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>>5559891 >ask Roderick for advice Also "Nettle" absolutely won
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>>5559891 >ask Roderick for advice, he was the best rider you knew Also Maegor winning has made me very happy. Even if underserved. Shit will be hilarious to explain to Daemon.
>"Why is did you name your horse after one of my most hated ancestors?" Anonymous
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>>5559894 If you need to take time to sort your personal stuff out or not burn out I suggest taking it though please set something up so we're not left high and dry. Taiwanese basket weaving fiction can wait, the important thing is you avoid burnout or serious fallout from trying to make things work without resolving things.
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>>5560271 >look at this horse and tell me he wouldn't burn old town down. >yeah I thought so... Anonymous
>>5560271 It's a pretty cringe name, leave it to us to take a totally innocuous vote and turn it into something that could cause problems in the future just for the sake of being edgy
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>>5560716 You really think people are going to throw a fit over a horse being named after a long dead tyrant?
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>>5560733 I think we chose the only name that has an outside chance of causing problems, yeah
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>>5559891 >ask your father for advice, he had trained many warhorses over the years Anonymous
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>>5559891 >ask Roderick for advice, he was the best rider you knew Why would we ask the dad for advice? If he wanted to show us how to ride an actual warhorse, dude would have already.
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>>5560716 Well good thing that "Maegor" wasn't supposed to win then. I am sure once Munkun sees that there's been a mistake the name will be changed to the actual winning vote.
Crisis averted.
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>>5560759 We didn't actually chose that name
Munkun did
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>>5560716 Out of ALL of our potential problems, our horse being named after a tyrant seem to be the least concerning.
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>>5561191 It shouldn't be named after any tyrants since Nettle got the majority of votes.
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Gonna take a wild guess and say that Munk miscounted and made a mistake. But honestly i am fine with either
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>>5561202 I wouldn't care either if the one I voted for lost. Instead my vote won and the current situation is quite annoying to me.
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Where’s the update, Lebowski?
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>>5561209 >>5561202 >>5561191 Whether Munkun miscounted or not, I really couldn't care less. It's such a minor detail in the long run. A
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>>5561917 Ok. I happen to care about votes in a quest.
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I just don't care enough to argue about what a fictional horse is named. If Munk decided he liked one name over another, whatever. Let's move on.
Anonymous
Summary of the last few decisions before we start a new thread?
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>>5562746 >run away with Alyssa and the bastards to Kings landing >take a boat >buy a mean destrier for 8 not 10 dragons >name it maegor/nettles Anonymous
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>>5562714 I care. What's the point of making a vote if it doesn't decide anything. Just write a fanfic if you can't handle player choices.
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>>5563068 >player choice >1 post by id what choices have you been making Mr.? xddd
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>>5563110 I participated in every vote since the first thread.
Not like you care since your vote lost but yet somehow got picked over the winner.
Please tell me how much you don't care about the name btw.
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MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Fri 10 Feb 2023 08:02:23 No. 5563123 Report I miscounted because I was tired. After it was pointed out I was planning to change the name on the next update, and I still will, but this argument really isn't endearing. I've already said I'm doing it rough, that I'm under a bunch of stress. The way you guys talk to each other and the way you guys talk to or about me does have an impact. It makes what's meant to be a stress relief in my life another source of stress instead. No one likes getting continually pecked at for making a mistake. I'm not a computer, I'm going to mix up a vote some times. I'm taking the next few days off anyway to handle some irl business but I felt the need to say something and communicate how I'm feeling.
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>>5563110 It could be that his ID changed, it does happen time to time.
>>5563123 >I'm taking the next few days off anyway to handle some irl business but I felt the need to say something and communicate how I'm feeling. Good, see ya when you return. Judging from the post you made 3 days ago is probably a good thing. For the rl stuff i mean, take your time.
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>>5563123 >I've already said I'm doing it rough, that I'm under a bunch of stress. The way you guys talk to each other and the way you guys talk to or about me does have an impact. It makes what's meant to be a stress relief in my life another source of stress instead. No one likes getting continually pecked at for making a mistake. I'm not a computer, I'm going to mix up a vote some times. You're on 4chan. Stop being a little bitch and grow a thicker skin.
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>>5563123 That kind of autism goes with the territory of having a popular quest, I'm afraid. You could have nipped this argument in the bud if you had immediately done a quick post when the error was first pointed out instead of waiting to address it on the next update and letting it fester. You have also done yourself no favours by seeding a waifu war already and training your players to see each other as enemies. That kind of animosity spills over on everything on a quest, even unrelated, inconsequential votes.
That said, take your time. We'll be here when you get back.
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>>5563123 Yeah, I'd feel the same way fren. Like, sure, you miscounted but its an honest mistake and whether or not you corrected it (I assumed you would) there's no need for so many posts harping about it.
Hope it doesn't sap your enjoyment of this quest going into the future because I've been really enjoying it and am looking forward to the next update when you have the time for it.
Anonymous
>>5563123 Just write a fanfic if you're gonna railroad.
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>>5563254 Where is the railroading?
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Always trust retards to fuck shit up. People, just be quiet and let the thread rest until the next update. And if you don't like stuff then you can go away and stop whining
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>>5563153 No, its just that people are a bunch of morons so all we can have is "MC WINS THE HAREM WITH HIS BIG DICK"
Anything else is too complex
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>>5563123 Take your time, hopefully it will at least allow you to sort out your aformentioned issues and get some time away from us.
>>5563153 >You have also done yourself no favours by seeding a waifu war already and training your players to see each other as enemies. I gotta be honest that one feels more like it's on some players than Munk, somehow keeping options open has turned into a quagmire.
Anonymous
How come akun quests never get derailed by waifu wars? Yes, there's terrible infighting in the chat, but the quests chug on for the most part.
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>>5563153 >You have also done yourself no favours by seeding a waifu war already and training your players to see each other as enemies. The autistic hostility was there from the start, as with all quests using popular IPs. Unfortunately anons have voted so far as for there to be legitimate contention over waifu choice, since there are good reasons supporting Linette, Alyssa, and even Catling. I wouldn't blame Munkun for "seeding" a war by having interesting female characters that serve different niches with respect to the PC's personality.
>>5563254 Fuck off whiny cunt.
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>>5563319 Because akun quests are trash and the mc turning into a bipolar retard doesn't change anything
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>>5563346 He shouldn't seed a flame war then cry about anons being big meanies
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>>5563319 Because they are happy with any smut thrown their way no matter the girl picked, and can be sure most of the time they are also given more than one girl.
Anonymous
This is a good quest, thanks for running it OP. Hope things chill out for you both in quest and IRL.
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>>5563433 Ditto. It's cool, so are you MaesterMunk : D
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>>5562773 Did something happen to neutralize our vote to agree to return home after our conversation with Marissa?
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>>5563123 Muni, you’re doing a great job with this, not sure if this is your first quest, but you’re a talented writer, able to channel JRRM. Autists abound, but you’re certainly appreciated. That said, absolutely take care, I for one get it. I’d stick around for what you’re creating even if the updates are once a week….hell speaking of channeling JRRM we’ve been waiting for Winds of Winter forever now
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>>5563843 Choosing to join the Bastards in King's Landing did. Anons chose to run away without speaking to Father, who we were told wouldn't allow Edric to go.
Anonymous
Angry autists tank every asoiaf quest like clockwork
Anonymous
>>5564007 Don't write a quest on 4chan if you can't handle player choices.
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>>5564010 It was the name of a horse... The qm probably would've fixed it after the first post or two pointing out the error. It's not player choice that has to be handled here. It's the complaining over little things. Just chill and try to enjoy yourself instead of jumping to conclusions. Everyone will have a better time that way.
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>>5564029 How does pointing out that the vote was miscounted qualifies as "complaining over little things"?
The whole problem wouldn't exist if it was adressed. Instead we got 3 days of silence during which mouthbreathers like you came out of the woods with "Umm akshually it's just a horse name so who cares and you are a bad person if you care about voting in quests anyway".
One post with "I miscounted because I was tired" at any point during those 3 days would have instantly shut down all arguing.
Stop with these mental gymnastics and stop arguing in a dead thread. Everyone will have a better time that way.
Anonymous
>>5564122 I would agree with the lack of response if he hadn't already said he was busy irl. In context, this reaction is just over the top. I don't get the vitriol.
Anonymous
>>5564153 I find your position of "just close your eyes and consume" to be annoying and conniving.
I find the fact that I have to defend player choice on the questing board of all places to be irritating.
That's the source of vitriol.
>But it's just a name of a horse I don't care. There are quests where playes vote between "fart" or "shit your pants". A vote is a vote.
Anonymous
>>5564165 >I find your position of "just close your eyes and consume" to be annoying and conniving. That's not his position bro. His position appears to be much more along the lines of "relax, it's a minor vote and the QM is probably going to fix it anyway (and indeed he has), repeated snarky posts about the mistake just build a negative atmosphere for no reason and may even drive a good QM away".
No one's arguing against player choice, they're just saying you should cut a QM some slack. Quit tilting at windmills.
Anonymous
>>5564346 His position is shit however you want to spin it. If it was such a minor vote then how come half a week after the vote has ended there are still weirdos coming to this thread to tell everyone how little they care about it?
In case you didn't notice the majority of those evil "repeated snarky posts" including mine were made in reply to "Who cares it's just a horse!" or "Actually I am glad that it was miscounted!" posts.
>No one's arguing against player choice When a post says "I am fine with it being miscounted. Who cares what players voted for." it's a good post. When a post says "I am not fine with it being miscounted." it's a bad post. But no one is arguing against player choice. Totally bro.
I am not tilting at windmills or at the QM I am tilting at fags in this thread who can't stop autofellating over how above it all they are. If you don't give a fuck about voting then what are you even doing at /qst/.
Anonymous
>>5564346 This sums it up nicely.
>>5564363 I just don't know where you're getting all this from. Maybe it's just the text based medium, but this whole thing has blown up over jumping to conclusions about the qm/players. I would have a pretty big issue if he was intentionally ignoring votes. I think the point in mentioning it being over a horse name was only that he could've simply changed the name of the horse in the next story post without any further rewriting. If it was over something more consequential or controversial, then it would take more than swapping out a name in a story post. It's a little odd to accuse people of thinking they are above it all while appointing yourself as a moral authority over something that might not have mattered at all if it was left alone until the qm could respond.
Anonymous
>>5564701 >this whole thing has blown up over jumping to conclusions about the qm/players There was no jumping to any conclusions. Did you post in a wrong thread? Some people said that they don't care about the vote and then other people said that they care about the vote. Is there some dramatic recreation of this thread in a play or opera form that I missed? Literally nobody said that the QM was intentionally ignoring votes.
>I think the point in mentioning it being over a horse name was only that he could've simply changed the name of the horse in the next story post without any further rewriting I think he could've done many things. He could have decided to eat at McDs or learn a new language. What does that have to do with the quest? Nobody has mentioned anything about changing the name in the next update until the QM said he'll do it days later. In fact over those 3 days there were quite a number of posts saying how great it was that the votes were miscounted. Just scroll up and read the thread. Here I'll even quote the relevant part of the post you are replying to since you clearly didn't read it before typing up yours.
>In case you didn't notice the majority of those evil "repeated snarky posts" including mine were made in reply to "Who cares it's just a horse!" or "Actually I am glad that it was miscounted!" posts. What the actual fuck are you saying? What does morality have to do with anything? The vote has been over for half a week. The last QM's post has been 2 days ago. What are you even arguing about? What point are you trying to prove? That this was an inconsequential vote unworthy of attention? A vote is a vote. If it was so minor for you then stop arguing about it.
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>>5564744 This anon came to die on a hill and he'll be damned if anyone tries to talk him down.
>>5563123 Take care of yourself QM and looking forward to playing again if you're up to it
Anonymous
>>5563123 Sorry didn't mean to peck at ya, but with the tone of the names and the feelings they invoked being so different I felt it was important enough to mention. And the way you wrote the update lent credence to my thoughts what with the words brutal, dark and this dialogue:
>"Do you like the name?" you asked Maegor. The stallion continued to glare. "Well you don't have to like it," you said, "Or to like me. You only have to obey me." Really not a fan of the edge there.
And I agree with the first half of this anons post
>>5563153 it's always good to keep a finger on the pulse of the thread, a quick an simple "My bad, I'll fix it" would suffice.
That said the writing, dialogue and character interactions so far have been excellent and I'd like to see you continue so take your time to work things out irl and try not to let anons attitudes get to you or influence Edric too much. Tfr.
Anonymous
>>5565107 >Really not a fan of the edge there. Personally I don't think nettles may have been a whole lot better if you didn't want edge, for a while I have suspected that Munk runs with player input if it's brought up during a vote, it happened with the horses temprement so maybe we as a collective should be more constructively vocal about not liking a direction someone puts forward, another instance where I think this has happened is with Alyssa since if you review the first thread there were at least a couple of Anon's really into the toxic angle with Alyssa which has been a major part of not just Edrics relationship with her but a sticking point with the infighting habits in this quest.
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>>5565572 >we as a collective should be more constructively vocal about not liking a direction someone puts forward >but if someone is vocal about not liking my fetishes then they are toxic Ok incestfag chill out
Anonymous
>>5565578 uhhh okay anon, try reading my post again.
Anonymous
>>5565580 You are as much at fault for splitting the playerbase as any other waifufaggot
I am just being vocal about the things that I don't like
Anonymous
>>5565581 that's cool but you're also obviously being antagonistic about it.
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>>5565584 No shit?
What tipped you off?
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>>5565594 PedoMun will return. The pull of 12 year old sister cunny is too powerful for him to resist
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW
MaesterMunkun !!86wV/ZAPJEW ID:DYseGx/f Sun 12 Feb 2023 15:12:45 No. 5565680 Report >>5565594 go ahead and dab, the quest is cancelled
After putting out how I've been feeling and taking a break, I come back to see a bunch of fighting and insults being flung around, people still picking at each other and still picking at me. You made this a place where I don't want to be.
and to the guy who went into the qtg to create more drama, thanks, you're the mvp for killing my interest in continuing. if this is how you get your kicks, I guess you're the winner here. hope it made your life a little brighter, I think you need it.
I'm sorry to everyone else and thanks for playing but this shit isn't worth putting up with. why would I want to run anything when the wrong thing can set this off all over again. why would anyone.
goodbye and good luck with whatever else you're reading on the board.
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>>5565680 Asoif quests are cursed
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>>5565680 Thanks for trying I guess, dammit I was enjoying this thing too.
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>>5565680 Yep, it's a shame. I liked your writing. Thanks QM, I hope you write something again. Probably not asoiaf though.
Anonymous
>>5565680 Thank you MaesterMunkun. I really enjoyed this quest. I rarely voted because im a lurker, but I enjoyed it.
I suppose if you ever make another quest, uhh... dont put romance in? Is that the lesson to take away from this?
May Allah the almighty relieve your IRL issues Ameen
Anonymous
>>5565700 >dont put romance in? Is that the lesson to take away from this? The romance isn't the problem. The fact that the MC is fapping to his stepmom and tongue kissing his 12 year old sister is
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>>5565680 Here's to you Nicola and Bart
Rest forever here in our hearts
The last and final moment is yours
That agony is your triumph
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>>5565680 Welp, tfr munk. This was a great quest, torn to bits that it had to end this way. Hope things irl start looking up.
Anonymous
So, anyone else interested in an asoiaf incest quest? The incest is route-locked (i.e. you can't vote to change your waifu) and not underage. Thinking an AU around the time of Robert's Rebellion from the Chronicle Starter kit (which has the incest idea in the first place lol)
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>>5565794 Not really, i didnt follow the bastard quest because of the incest. I voted for it in that because i liked the characters and loved the toxic relationship they had
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>>5565680 Thanks for running Munkun. There are plenty of quests out there where dumbass anons were able to restrain themselves, but you happen to have attracted as many toxic weirdos as much as House Clover is toxic lmao. I do hope that you return once you're in a better place. It is a true loss if someone with good writing as you are give up questing for good.
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>>5565680 Damn, that sucks. Thanks for running, these threads made me start reading the ASOIAF books. I’m really enjoying them, so thanks for that.
Anonymous
>>5565700 There are other quests where romance has not caused problems. Even the incest isn't really the problem, as long as it's obvious early enough, because people who don't like incest will just quit before getting invested. The problem comes when you give players waifu options, especially when you have ultra-degenerate incest with rape/domination overtones VS ultra fluffy romance with a pure and innocent pious girl. It's too great of a difference. The people who like one will vehemently fight to reject the other, leading to where we are.
Basically, you need to cultivate your audience and cater to them. You don't even have to railroad, just don't present them with multiple waifu choices at the same time. A "do you want this girl yes/no" choice is just as much of a choice as "do you want girl A, B or C." I've seen many quests make that same mistake and die as a the inevitable result, and know of no successful examples really. I know of no quests that offered multiple waifus, sparked a waifu war as the inevitable result, and ended up finishing normally.
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>>5565794 If you are a good writer, you will definitely have players with an ip as popular as this.
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>>5565680 Sorry to see the autism here got to be too much Munkun. I'll miss this quest, but mostly because of your stellar writing.
If this hasn't soured you on the experience as a whole, have you considered ficlive? There are still a bunch of autists there but you can ban the shittiest ones usually.
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>>5565700 >>5565723 More like the incessant bitching about it was the problem. Reminds me of the times where the people complaining about waifu fags were worse than the waifu fags themselves.
Though is this case I suspect that a lot if not all of the faggotry was deliberately made to incite drama at the expense of the thread.
I base this on the behaviour of those anons here and the almost gloating of some in the /qtg/. It feels like going through the Wuxian bullshit again.
Anonymous
>>5565680 Well... tfr Munkun. Sad to see you go but it's probably for the best.
I took a look at the qtg thread and the use of the words "ape out", "coomer", "simp", and "big tiddy" makes it pretty obvious it's just someone trying to get a rise out of people.
>>5565942 >The people who like one will vehemently fight to reject the other, leading to where we are. I'm not sure about that, I'm certainly not "vehemently opposed" to Linette.
As to your second paragraph it's been a while since I read it but CORE on SB did both the "A, B, C" and "yes/no" choices with multiple waifus and ended at a healthy 2155 pages, unless you just meant /qst/.
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>>5565680 Tfr, sorry autists ruined it for you. It was a really fun quest.
Anonymous
>>5566000 >As to your second paragraph it's been a while since I read it but CORE on SB did both the "A, B, C" and "yes/no" choices with multiple waifus and ended at a healthy 2155 pages, unless you just meant /qst/. My experience is only restricted to /qst/, yeah. Dunno how things are different in SB. How was the situation resolved in that quest? Because having both kinds of choices with multiple waifus makes me think of a harem, and that's a different kind of quest entirely.
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>>5565680 You're a great writer Munk. Good luck, hope to see you back.
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Man I hate to see this end like that. This quest was a welcome diversion during a tough time of my own and I loved all of it despite not having been able to play as much as I would have liked. The writing, the fighting, bitchy Alyssa, poor deadbeat Dad, Gareth's one-punch-redemption, sweet little Linette, Harry the bro-stard, Catling by storm, the Red-Hand prophecy. This had the makings of something grand and I wanted to thank you for all of it Munk. If there is any chance of you reconsidering I and the vast majority of us would certainly be overjoyed, tismtards and namecalling be damned. At any rate, good luck with everything, and I hope this more positive effortpost finds you well.
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>>5565680 If you ever decide to quest here again, you should probably change your ID and trip. Using it would just attract trolls from this point on.
Anonymous
>>5565942 >I know of no quests that offered multiple waifus, sparked a waifu war as the inevitable result, and ended up finishing normally. Sworn to valor though without legwork monogamy is expected after a point.
Anonymous
>>5565680 Such a damn shame to see such a great quest go this way. Munk and decisions made by Anons early on provided excellent grounding for the the rest of the quest and I was excited to see in what direction it went.
I ignored much of the shitfighting over waifus and minutia thinking it would only add fuel to the fire. But the sperging never ended. Feels wrong for things to get left here in this thread following the absolute hype at the end of the first thread.
In any case wish you the best Munk, tfr, I hope you come back to this quest here or somewhere else, it had such potential.
Anonymous
>>5566008 First waifu was "A, B, C", political/business related, warmed up after some time, 2nd was around for longer than 1st and after ingame years was practically already family, just made it official. 3rd was at the very end with a similar story to 2nd. Overall not alot of fuss from what I remember. The writing was good enough that it didn't feel unnatural and there were no "harem shenanigans", no tripping, falling, upskirts ect. More focused on management then relationships. I say give it a try if ya want, definitely amongst my favorites. The sequel though wasn't my cup of tea, entirely different beast. CEO vs superhero kinda thing.
Anonymous
>>5566084 I'm intimidated by its size. Maybe I'll have to bite the bullet and start reading though.
>>5566116 >it would only add fuel to the fire It did. It added fuel to the fire that burned the quest.
>>5566277 >First waifu >2nd >3rd Three girls is a harem anon, even without the comedy that you call "harem shenanigans". Or maybe the MC was a serial divorcee? Either way, it's different enough that I think it's not applicable here, and also definitely not my cup of tea. Monogamy or bust.
Anonymous
the absolute audacity of munk being angry over the shitflinging when he goaded on waifufagging, and just to top it off he added incest and rape fantasies to the mix
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I dont know if this is too much to ask, but do you have notes on how the rest of the quest roughly would have played out munk?
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Everyone is talking about waifus and shit when I just wanted to see where the story ended up with the characters.This is why we can't have nice things.
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>>5566685 Its a worthwhile read I'd reccomend skipping the more shitflinging arguments if you can separate them from the kino lore and tinfoil discussions.
Its always interesting to go back and review the old material because there's a guarantee you missed something the first time.
like how it the MC's brother was wrapped into a conspiracy both crown factions are party too, fighting over & suppressing to their own ends Anonymous
>>5566812 I say we report him to the FBI. A man that writes such deplorable things about a 12 year CHILD needs to be on a list
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>>5567446 got a laugh out of me. Good job.
Anonymous
>>5565680 Bummer. I blame the samefaggers making it worse.
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>>5568108 1pbtid.
Honestly, fuck the guy who posted his shitty takedown on QTG with a rake
Anonymous
>>5526613 requisite en pace
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>>5573987 It’s requiescat.