>>55686551/Strongly resist the urge to use the protruding upward curving monster horn as a wizard hat stand
2/Contact NORAD (this is easy because you emit a purple glow and they are watching everyone all the time) urgently inform them you have spotted a suspicious unidentified flying object, you think it is probably a spy balloon used for spying by spies because
- it possesses an unusual radar cross-section
- it has wings and hovers malevolently above the ground
- it is equipped with a LARGE EYE for SPYING
3/Take cover in a nearby archway and read Seymour Hersch's unsubstantiated pipeline allegations as even though the first heatseeker missile will most likely miss, the subsequent missile will find its target (probably)
4/Loot the mangled monster corpse remains for the wings, wear the adorable wings in your hat as a decoration
