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Hey, it's my first time running one of these. I don't know anything about anything, so please be patient. It's a dark summer night, the clouds are illuminated to an ominous green by the city lights, shining so brightly. You are sitting in your apartment on your couch, trying to idly pass the time. The TV is on, but you can't seem to find anything interesting to watch. You flick it off, and sigh. Maybe you will just get drunk tonight. Suddenly, a crack appears in your floor. You noticed it immediately, as it is rapidly widening, revealing a hellish landscape beneath your floorboards. A voice calls out,>Loonie? You got this one? The gravely voice of a female replies>Shut the fuck up, I told you I got it. I'll be back later. A clawed hand grasps the edge of the crack, before a Hellhound leaps out of it, jumping impossibly fast. She is dressed in gothic attire, and wields an axe made of blood-red steel. She locks eyes with you, and a snarling smile begins to form on her lips. A strange book lies bound to a belt by her hip. Your goal is to stay alive as long as possible with Loona trying to kill you. You have a four room apartment, up on the 5th floor of an apartment complex. You have a kitchen, a bedroom, a bathroom, and a living room. Currently surrounding you is>A window >An empty beer bottle >A half-empty pack of cigarrettes, and a lighter. >A couch >At tv, and remote wat do?
Anonymous
>>5542556 Offer to light her a cigarette, goths can't resist cigarettes right? Maybe you can set her on fire while ur at it. Though maybe hellhounds are fire retardant. Idk
Loonanon
>>5542564 >You lock eyes for a good second, by her smile she makes it clear she is going to enjoy killing you. Instead of screaming and running, you simply look up at the ceiling. >You know my life really can't get much better can it? >Fuck it. You want a cig? May as well smoke before I have to go wherever the fuck I'm going. You offer her a cigarettes, and she takes it. You hold the lighter up to her mouth. Do you still want to try to light her on fire? Roll for it.
>Why not, she says, taken aback. Anonymous
>>5542564 they are fire immune actually
>>5542571 >Dont roll for it Loonanon
>>5542573 Oh thank god someone stopped him, I didn't want to end it this soon.
>The cigarette lights, and she takes a breath of it. She's not going to kill you for as long as you both have a cigarette, but both are burning out fast. She seems pretty calm right now, perhaps enjoying herself. Occasionally she glances at you, to make sure you are not doing anything sketchy.
wat do.
Anonymous
>>5542577 >make small talk, hows hell this time of the year someone wants us dead but we gotta figure that out IC
Loonanon
>>5542578 >So how is the underworld this time or year? Or hell? I don't really know what that portal was. She smirks. Maybe your nerves are getting to you. Keep your spaghettis in your pockets, don't blow it.
>Yeah, it's hell. It's autumn right now there. It's my favorite season there. The sky is different during autumn. It turns a little yellowish. She sucks in one last breath on her cigarette, and then stamps it out. The fire doesn't phase her.
>You ready? >No, I'm not done with my cigarette. You have roughly 30 seconds to figure out something else.
Anonymous
>>5542581 >throw the bottle at her, make a run for the kitchen Loonanon
Anonymous
Rolled 41 (1d100) >>5542588 i don't know what dice so i'll assume its d100
Loonanon
>>5542590 d20 or d100 works fine.
>You pick up the bottle, and while hesitant at first she knows what you are about to do. You chuck that fucking bottle at her. She dodges it, but the glass still breaks and hits her feet. A single glass shard has embedded itself in her leg.
>Motherfucker! She whines, and grabs her axe But you are already in the kitchen. There is some shit here you could use.
>Blender >Toaster >Oven (Electric, globohomo took the gas one away) >2 unwashed pans >Sink with one of those sprayer attachments >A fridge with beer (Bottle), cheese, and a copious amount of tostinos pizza rolls. wat do?
Anonymous
>>5542593 >make an electric puddle with the sink sprayer and the toaster >throw a pan at her face while you are at it Loonanon
Anonymous
Rolled 47 (1d100) >>5542600 Loonanon
>>5542601 Two shit rolls in a row. I don't know If I can be so forgiving twice.
>You spray the ground with the sink attachment, and throw the toaster at the ground, unfortunately, the toaster doesn't have a long cord and just gets unplugged. Loona looks at your pathetic attempt and smiles. You pick up the pan, and get ready for her to get in range. She leaps impossibly fast to the left, and axes your light switch. Everything goes dark You can barely see what is around you. You can still se her eyes though, red like blood.
picrel is floor plan.
Anonymous
Rolled 4 (1d100) >>5542603 >take initiative, pan to the face, I'll just roll and skip to the chase
Loonanon
>>5542606 You drop the pan, and lose sight of her.
You fumble around for the pan, but then you hear,
>"Thanks for the cig, jackass." A blinding flash of red hits your eyes, and you stare back at Loona, realizing you have been decapitated. The last thing you see before being dragged to hell is Loona reading something out of a book, and then disappearing.
You lose, I guess. Good quest?
Anonymous
>>5542608 well, that was a bit more than an hour so I guess that was good enough for a one shot
Loonanon
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>>5542612 Glad you thought it was alright. I don't think I'll be running another one. Just thought I'd try it.
Have a good day.
Anonymous
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>>5542556 Dam too late
Anon should wake up in heaven
Anonymous
Fuck, if I knew you were running a quest I'd have shown up earlier.
Anonymous
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>>5542608 Props to you for giving us something different: a quest where we can actually lose AND IT ENDS.
>>5553701 ?
Anonymous
>>5542556 Fucking low effort degen furshit quest?
Best part about Hazbin Hotel is all the fags and dykes ended up in hell, and they made it actually suck.
Anonymous
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>>5569361 More like moderate effort, desu.