Sorry guys, health has been pretty lousy today.
>>5555316You reach for the card and open it, a Garfield pop out folding out of the interior. Below it, a phoned in joke message, and below that, a bunch of hastily scrawled letters all squished to fit.
>HEY ANON>U R A HERO>COME TO MY PLACE>WE THROW PARTY FOR YOUDave always had a bad habit of writing too big. On the bright side, parties at Dave's place usually meant gambling, and another chance to clean him out.
>P.S. U OWE ME $$$Oh, right, you promised him half of the cash you won off him if he got you new briefs.
>>5555509You're realizing pretty quick that you aren't wearing any briefs; just the gown. Of course, because of your commando fire fighting exploits, you were left totally exposed, and were now becoming intimately aware that your ass had begun to leak while you were out.
Rather than leave skid marks on the bed, (and finding out the 'call nurse' button was, in fact, not working) you drag your filthy ass up to your feet, and begin wiping your crack with the curtain.
>Huh? NURSE, IS THAT YOU? YOU PROMISED ME SOUP AN HOUR AGO, QUIT SCREWING WITH THE CURTAINS ALREADYYou recognize this crotchety voice, though a bit haggard, it's the old man you attempted to rescue! It seems he got out, due in no small part to your help. What luck he'd be in the same room.
He hasn't caught you skidding up the curtain just yet. What do you do?
