https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWtCkZwX7gY Finally, after all the struggle, and gang wars... its Friday!!!
You have successfully made it to the fifth day, and you only have... 30 years to go.
But at least you have the weekend to look forward to...
Oh wait, you do not, you have school on Saturday too. So this Friday isn't REALLY Friday. Its Double Thursday.
This is the worst thing that has ever happened to you, and you are indeed including that time you got arrested in the first place.
However, you are a big girl! You eat all your vegetables... well Gremlin eats them for you, but you supervise! That counts!
Even though you clearly have done nothing to deserve this, you will preserve, especially because today... you have a plan.
You are going to NOT cause two rips in space time today! Instead you will goof off no matter what! You BELIEVE in yourself!
But before you can do that... you have to eat breakfast.
Today's dish is a Alolan Plate, which is beans and rice and some eggs... boring!
>Splurge! Get a donut! Get a box! >Sigh! Get the stupid meal and some chocolate milk, you have work to not do today It is time for tables
>Avoid all the drama, go straight to your friends and sit there. Carrie kept you up all night talking about that great video she got, but she didnt actually SHOW you the teacher fight yet >Avoid the not drama, go straight to Sunny, the resident crazy lady. She apparently has a exshadow pokemon and you've been looking to unshadow your Gremlin >Go straight to Bedbug, you really need him to get his mom to not make you take Saturday classes >Sit in a different table to see if it will randomly cause trouble again, you are in a sour mood and you want to make it some stranger's problem
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MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Sun 19 Feb 2023 01:23:12 No. 5573286 Report Welcome to Hex Maniac Quest.
https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=hex%20maniac%20prison You are Gurie Niamic, a cool beauty put in jail for crimes you did not commit over drama you do not deserve. You are holding onto that story despite the fact you almost tore a hole in reality twice in one day. Because surely the police would've brought it up in court if they knew all the other times this happened.
Fortunately for you, some idiot minister somewhere decided that Prisons were too much for their criminals, and now you are in Rose's Academy for the Apologetic, which is a school prison. This isn't to be mistaken for a Prison School, as there are no boobs. It's really weird and when you asked the principal why she said you had a active imagination. Also this is Orre and there are shadow pokemon still because of a sinister company... and you might be haunted?
To honor your dear father Roger "Rude" Niamic, you have formed a gang based on your dad's gang, Team Lazy (2)! As per your Criminal Constitution you have vowed to only use your potent ghost powers to avoid work, and never do anything you absolutely don't have to, and eat as many snacks as you can. You will work as hard as you can to be hardly working, that's on the motto, your dad made t-shirts one time.
You also have pokemon! This is a pokemon game. These include:
>Gremlin the Impidimp: A SHADOW POKEMON who seems to have no personallity, what little we see of it seems to be... pretty mean! Hes VERY loyal to Gurie, and almost ready to be purified! If only a purification machine or divine rock existed in prison >Sandman the Sandygast: A self professed crime lord who swore featly to Gurie after she overpowered him in a astral battle somehow. Sandman seems really powerful! His Scorching Sands hit like a truck and because of their unique relationship Gurie can take his shovel and wade into battle herself! Just like that ninja. >Jabberwocky the Trapinch: The only henchman Sandman had, hes spunky and unknown. Want's to be a dragon. Friends:
>Carrie: A one armed upperclassman who admires your father. Has a lot of flying types, all of them are cute.. Seems to act tougher then she might be? You've never seen her fight. Likes movies. >Tom: Tom isn't their real name. A perverted nerd who killed a man. Tom seems to be the smart one, probbably by process of elimination instead of actual skill. Got kidnapped by a crossdressing pervert. >Sir Planchett: A crazy lady who isn't aware she's on your team. She thinks she's a knight who was appointed by Zacian to PERSONALLY save the world. >Nimrah Diggory: Known as the nurse, warden nad biology teachy here with the alias Proffessor Noah. Secretly he's your adoptive uncle and works for your dad as one of his elite Number Ones, secretly secretly he's a ultra beast here with a bone to pick with the Aether Foundation. You arent actually sure why hes in the school. Anonymous
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>>5573272 >Splurge! Get a donut! Get a box! >Go straight to Bedbug, you really need him to get his mom to not make you take Saturday classes Anonymous
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It's back, sweet.
>>5573272 >Sigh! Get the stupid meal and some chocolate milk, you have work to not do today Save money so that we don't have to work getting more money.
>Avoid the not drama, go straight to Sunny, the resident crazy lady. She apparently has a exshadow pokemon and you've been looking to unshadow your Gremlin Anonymous
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>>5573272 >Sigh! Get the stupid meal and some chocolate milk, you have work to not do today >Avoid the not drama, go straight to Sunny, the resident crazy lady. She apparently has a exshadow pokemon and you've been looking to unshadow your Gremlin A princess' work is never done.
Anonymous
>>5573286 > This isn't to be mistaken for a Prison School, as there are no boobs. Gurie, Princess… maybe some Saturday lessons would be good for you after all.
>Splurge! Get a donut! Get a box! >Avoid the not drama, go straight to Sunny, the resident crazy lady. She apparently has a exshadow pokemon and you've been looking to unshadow your Gremlin Anonymous
Wait, did we lose Mimi? Am I hallucinating? Did I not read something?
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>>5573571 I think MNIM just forgot to mention the DMPC.
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MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Sun 19 Feb 2023 04:59:01 No. 5573583 Report Quoted By:
>>5573387 I know what i said.
>>5573571 So one of my hobbies is table top games... I never win.
Mimikyu is still on your team i forgot to list him cause i copied my list from last game and its not up to date hold on.
>Mimikyu: The heroine of this quest. Has no friends. Was used by Cipher scientists to enhance the new wave of shadow pokemon. Has every move with shadow in its name. Has no rizz. MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Sun 19 Feb 2023 05:21:23 No. 5573601 Report You get your dumb beans and rice, even with the hot sauce. Even though Alolan hot sauce tastes weird. It's not mere penny pinching that dictates your choice though. The simple fact of the matter is, the last time you met this woman, you did not even get to eat it. Sunny Day, the Freshman Class leader, and the closest thing you have to this school to a mortal enemy/archrival. (Sure I mean, Archer's kind of annoying but he didnt shove lasagna in your face) Granted you only had one conversation with Sunny but shes so... cheery! And insane... AND SHE BOUGHT THE DONUTS WHAT THE HELL? You gawk at your rival, casually snacking on the alolan snacks. You know they are supposed to be called Malasadas or something but to you, they are donuts! And she got the whole box, and shes sharing then with those crazy minions of hers. She meets your eyes and you can see her smile tense, or maybe you are projecting. However she waves at you, with that same lethal optimism she has before... and not the "so nice it hurts" kind. Its more "slasher smile." "Hi Gurie~" She tilts her head. "How've you been? Popped any new holes into space time.">Yes actually why? >Sunny, can I talk to you in private? >Actually you know what, private is suspicious, I know you have a ex shadow pokemon I need help with one of mine >No! I don't do that (lie) that was a accident >Write in Shout out to Know Your Meme, I may not need the memes explained but lord has that gallery been helpful.
Anonymous
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>>5573601 >No! I don't do that (lie) that was a accident >Sunny, can I talk to you in private? Anonymous
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>>5573601 >Yes actually why? Gigachad Gurie
>Sunny, can I talk to you in private? Anonymous
>>5573601 >Actually you know what, private is suspicious, I know you have a ex shadow pokemon I need help with one of mine >Shout out to Know Your Meme, I may not need the memes explained but lord has that gallery been helpful. What did you use it for ?
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MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Sun 19 Feb 2023 06:12:55 No. 5573657 Report >>5573640 It has hex maniac pictures and sunflower gjinkas.
Anonymous
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>>5573601 >>Yes actually why? >>Sunny, can I talk to you in private? Anonymous
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>>5573601 >>Yes actually why? >>Sunny, can I talk to you in private? Anonymous
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>>5573601 >Yes actually why? Since we know she’ll ask something that’ll give this opening
>Something on the other side kept peeping through holes like the pervert it was, so I told it off and shut the hole. >By the way, let me know if you find any holes in the shower room. I’ll be sure to leave a present for the next person to look through it. Then we can do
>Sunny, can I talk to you in private? MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Sun 19 Feb 2023 17:38:49 No. 5574347 Report "Well... yes!" You nod, "I did in fact... why?" You smirk. "Did you want to see it?" "I did!" She laughs. "I wanted to see you get in trouble so badly... but I have a job keeping weeds out of the garden." She tries to wink but since she has only one eye it doesn't really work. "We are all weeds Sunny, it's a jail." "I prefer dandelions to Roses in my garden, only one has thorns." She grins. "I bet you only like gravestones and bad poetry." "I'll have you know my taste in poetry is phenomenal." You eye her guards. "Can we take this somewhere... private?" She sputters, for once rattled. "What like a date?" Now your sputtering. >Yes d100 >No! I have important secret stuff to ask! d100 >Fuck it, take out gremlin, maybe she'll get it >Write in You have to roll a d100 on anything because Sunny has thrown a verbal right hook in your face and you are barely holding it together.
Anonymous
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Rolled 64 (1d100) >>5574347 >No! I have important secret stuff to ask! d100 C'mon, we gotta get Gremlin his feeling back!
Anonymous
Rolled 65 (1d100) >>5573657 >sunflower gjinkas didn't know there was a name for moe anthropomorfism. btw what made you choose the pvz sunflower ?
>>5574347 >No! I have important secret stuff to ask! d100 Anonymous
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Rolled 20 (1d100) >>5574347 >No! I have important secret stuff to ask! d100 P-P-P-P-PERVERT!
Anonymous
Rolled 100 (1d100) >>5574347 >W-what? No! I mean, fine? You can call it whatever you want afterward, I just need information! Be a sputtering mess, Gurie. It’s okay, you’ve probably never even thought about being the one to ask someone out and you’re not a pervert, so you never prepared for someone thinking you would do either.
Anonymous
>>5574347 >>5574470 Fucking Arceus. Rolled a crit success when voting for Gurie to be a sputtering mess. Can I get some support to add this to the Gurie canon? You have a chance of getting Gurie to kinda-maybe agree to take you on a date if you call it one, and it turns out she’s actually pretty cute if it happens.
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MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Sun 19 Feb 2023 19:28:52 No. 5574502 Report >>5574433 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlmbMX8C_H4 I wanted Sunny Day to fit a unique position as Freshman leader, and the sunflower showcases her cheery position and her name.
More importantly, I wanted to warn you all that ghost types have good reason to fear grass types. They are ancient enemies.
I will now proceed to wait for pcs to foll in line with the nat 100 or not.
Anonymous
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>>5574479 Yeah sure
>>5574470 Supporting
Anonymous
>>5574502 >More importantly, I wanted to warn you all that ghost types have good reason to fear grass types. I don't play pokemon much, so I forgot the matchups for those exotic types. Kinda funny grass beats ghosts but there's the simbolism of life and all.
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>>5574479 That nat 100 is tempting, but eh I'm not really feeling it rn.
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MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Sun 19 Feb 2023 21:31:17 No. 5574676 Report >>5574665 They are not its a plant vs zombie joke.
Anonymous
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>>5574470 All the support. The dice have spoken.
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I'm looking forward to the waifu wars this crit will create.
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MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Sun 19 Feb 2023 21:59:18 No. 5574709 Report Quoted By:
Next vote takes it!
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>>5574502 Already voted, but I still remember her saying she wasn’t a pervert, she was just going to break some bones. She’s pretty hardcore under that sunny disposition.
If the crit vote doesn’t win, I hope the rumors of the “Sunshine General and her Phantom Princess” never stop swirling around the prison/school. The crack ship both participants are adamant doesn’t exist, and that only makes the rumor mill spin faster.
Anonymous
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>>5574470 +1
heard you guys wanted a tiebreaker, you are welcome
Anonymous
Rolled 66 (1d100) >>5574347 >>5574470 Screw it, changing my vote to support!
Hoping we can get a double crit for this! Anonymous
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>>5574909 66 is the closest you can get to the spooky number on a d100. So I guess the ghosts approve?
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MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Mon 20 Feb 2023 02:00:28 No. 5574953 Report You sputter. "N-no! It's not a date! I am looking for information! Important secret information..." You press the tips of your index fingers together. "I mean... if you want to call it a date... I guess you can, I mean you seem pretty confident and I like the way you smile when implying you are going to hurt people... But... we can do that... after the secret meeting? Maybe?" Sunny stares at you. You stare back. She keeps on staring at you until you start to blush and then she looks away. So you think you win. "Yeah... yeah okay! Secret meeting, that's fine! I am supposed to talk to the freshman! And well... you are a freshman..." She grabs a donut and gets up. "Follow me." She takes you to a nearby hallway, and then a small crevice under the staircase in that hallway. She grins at you, "So.... secret time! What do you want?">I know your Bayleef was a shadow pokemon, I have a shadow pokemon too (Direct approach) >Um... aren't you a little close? (You really aren't good at approaching things) >Where did you get your Bayleef? (Try the coy approach) >Write in
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>>5574953 >Where did you get your Bayleef? (Try the coy approach) Anonymous
>>5574953 >”Well, you’re a little clo- nevermind. I have something I need you to look at. *Bring out Gremlin* (Mostly direct approach) Anonymous
>>5574953 >”Well, you’re a little clo- nevermind. I have something I need you to look at. *Bring out Gremlin* (Mostly direct approach) MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Mon 20 Feb 2023 03:35:40 No. 5575078 Report >>5574993 >>5574980 You back up a bit. "Um... Sunny? You are a little..."
"Hmmm?" Sunny leans closer. "Little what?"
"...nevermind!" You fish for a pokeball, letting out Gremlin. "Look! Shadow pokemon! Huh! Weird right?"
"Im?" Gremlin stares blankly at Sunny who steps back from you, staring at Gremlin in confusion. "...How did you get this one?"
"Miror B? Isn't that how you got yours?" You raise a eyebrow as she shook her head.
"No, I gave this one to Miror B." She scratches her head. "Me and the rest of the Daylight Militia have been working with him to scrounge up Shadow pokemon to give to him. And then he hands them out to better people." She chuckles. "I guess that's you now huh." She flicks Gremlin's nose. "This one seems to be doing... well as well as any shadow pokemon can do."
>Wait your a Miror B Peon? >Wait if MIROR isnt distributing them, where are they coming from? >Are we sure Miror Isn't just shuffling the same pokemon around >Please stop booping Gremlin >So... how come your Bayleef is, less zombie then Gremlin? Anonymous
>>5575078 >Wait if MIROR isnt distributing them, where are they coming from? Why so many mean comments about impidimp ?
Anonymous
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>>5575100 >>5575078 Also
>Join her in booping Gremlin Anonymous
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>>5575078 >Join her in booping Gremlin >Wait your a Miror B Peon? >So... how come your Bayleef is, less zombie then Gremlin? Anonymous
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>>5575078 >Wait if MIROR isnt distributing them, where are they coming from? >Join her in booping Gremlin >So... how come your Bayleef is, less zombie then Gremlin? Look Gurie, the criminal ring is more complicated than expected. You know what that means? WORK!
Relax by booping Gremlin too like
>>5575102 suggested.
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>>5575078 >Wait if MIROR isnt distributing them, where are they coming from? MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Mon 20 Feb 2023 22:03:05 No. 5576000 Report You frown, squatting down to Sunny's level as she continues to boop your pokemon. "Wait Miror is in charge of pokemon distribution right? If he's not the one bringing in the Shadow pokemon... who is?" Sunny shrugs. "That's for the detectives to figure out. Im sure the Perfects and others all have their theories. Maybe pokemon are just turning shadow because of dark magic. Maybe the Principal is bringing them in. Maybe theres a secret evil team thats smuggling them in. Or maybe it's not related to us at all. Our pokemon suppliers is Aether, and their rescues are filled with mistreated pokemon and excriminal "resues". Maybe they just dump the defective ones here in the prison, with the rest of us trash." She turns to you and grins. "I mean we all have our reasons we got thrown in here, maybe Gremlin does too." "But..." You frown. "Isn't there a purification chamber? Holy stones? Why not use those? Why toss in perfectly good pokemon with thieves and gang leaders." "Well maybe we aren't meant to get out either." She shrugs. "Maybe they don't have the psychic or shadow scouts to see that these are shadow pokemon and just consider nonrehabilitory." She chuckles. "Or maybe it's a giant conspiracy! Who's to say! Who's to say!">That's... depressing >Do you... need a hug? >Huh... well that sounds a awful lot like work so I am not going to deal with that! >So... I saw your Bayleef was pretty chipper, but she was a shadow pokemon right? How'd you swing that? >Write in
Anonymous
>>5576000 >So... I saw your Bayleef was pretty chipper, but she was a shadow pokemon right? How'd you swing that? Anonymous
>>5576000 >So... I saw your Bayleef was pretty chipper, but she was a shadow pokemon right? How'd you swing that? Anonymous
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>>5576000 >So... I saw your Bayleef was pretty chipper, but she was a shadow pokemon right? How'd you swing that? Anonymous
>>5576000 >Do you... need a hug? I can’t get a read on Sunny. She’s too chipper. So I guess I’ll ask directly? Hugs are low-effort therapy.
>So... I saw your Bayleef was pretty chipper, but she was a shadow pokemon right? How'd you swing that? Anonymous
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>>5576000 >>5576238 Ah, now I see what was weirding me out. She’s indirectly calling herself trash and suggesting she doesn’t deserve to get out.
Yeah, I’ll stick with offering a hug out of confusion. I mean, we’ve nearly caused two world-ending calamities and we’re still fine. I’m not sure Gurie can “get” self-loathing for doing something wrong to the extent she’d call herself trash. But she can try and offer low-effort help.
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MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Tue 21 Feb 2023 05:28:53 No. 5576489 Report You... aren't sure how to respond to that... so you simply don't. "So..." You rub the back of your head. "Bayleef right? Isn't he a shadow pokemon or something? How come he's so cheery?" She looks up at you surprised. "How did you know? Shadow pokemon are almost undetectable from normal pokemon, especially a shadow pokemon that was cured... is it a psychic thing?">No mimikyu told me >Yes... sortof, theres a doll thing I can do... but i had help >Yes (lie) >That's not important, can we focus on Gremlin and his poor overbooped nose?
Anonymous
>>5576489 >Yes (lie) > But that's not important, can we focus on Gremlin and his poor overbooped nose? She can get a hug when she's helped out little buddy. She almost broke our leg for no good reason, and in a perverted way. She hasn't yet earned hugs.
Anonymous
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>>5576489 >>5576490 Supporting.
Yeah, I completely forgot about the not-tentacle-rape.
Anonymous
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>>5576489 >Yes... sortof, theres a doll thing I can do... but i had help Anonymous
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>>5576489 >No mimikyu told me Anonymous
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>>5576489 >Yes... sortof, theres a doll thing I can do... but i had help >That's not important, can we focus on Gremlin and his poor overbooped nose? Dollmaking is actually our thing, so it’s not a stretch.
Anonymous
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MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Wed 22 Feb 2023 00:38:36 No. 5577502 Report Okay time to use deception!
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>>5577502 It’s not deception! Clearly Gurie just wants to brag and is willing to leave out several key details so she seems like a cool, mysterious beauty.
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Wed 22 Feb 2023 02:16:12 No. 5577597 Report You look down, technically speaking Mimikyu was the one who told you... but you CAN use your dolls... so it wasn't REALLY a stretch. "Yeah! I just have cool powers like that, Hex Maniac thing you know how it is." You chuckle nervously. "Who else would know if a pokemon was... spirited?" "...Wait is that a pun?" "Maybe? Was it funny?" You press your fingers together as Sunny nods. "Yeah! Pretty slick there ghosty... Okay! I can show you how to purify your Shadow pokemon... IF you do something for me?" "No." You reject it immediately. "That's too open ended, you could make me work forever." You cross your arms in a scowl. "I HATE work." "Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease! It won't be much! You just have to help me find some shadow pokemon and then I'll show you my secret and everyone wins." She grins. "Especially the shadow pokemon.~" You notice her smile never leaves but it, relaxes. You keep seeing it curve upward... but never down. Maybe she only does it when you are looking, maybe she simply shifts between positive and manical glee... maybe you are just bad at faces.>Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh fine! >Sorry! I will simply find another way! One with less work. >What if i just lent you out a shadow sniffing pokemon for you to give back at the end of the day? >Write in
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>>5577597 >Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh fine! Anonymous
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>>5577597 >Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh fine! >But I’m gonna use one of my dolls so this isn’t as hard okay. >I better get cake out of this too for both me and the doll… Anonymous
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>>5577597 >Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh fine! >But I’m gonna use one of my dolls so this isn’t as hard okay. >I better get cake out of this too for both me and the doll… Anonymous
>>5577597 >Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh fine! No need to tell her the Gurie method.
And we can always blackmail her for cake later (well uh, once we get actual blackmail material).
Anonymous
>>5577703 This isn’t the Tyrant Queen thread, so I will not be engaging in blackmail!
I will instead demand cake upfront as part of the payment because Gurie is apparently sustained on sugar and was a spoiled princess before prison turned her into a hardened gang leader.
Anonymous
>>5577708 >no blackmail Aw but that's no fun
But fair enough about the immediate need for sugary sweets, that goes without saying.
>Tyrant Queen thread We're the princess of a prison gang, so we're kinda the same deal? I guess? Anonymous
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>>5577716 I mean, blackmail is nice. I just struggle to wrap my head around Gurie having the patience for something that long-term rather than just beating people up with ghost powers or making demands.
Kind of, but I don’t think Gurie would want to be Queen Gurie. Queens have to actually rule the realm. Princesses just get to eat snacks and look cute. MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Wed 22 Feb 2023 05:13:35 No. 5577767 Report You nod. "Okay... fine. For Gremlin... but I will need to use a doll of course, my hex mania is dollmancy. It needs dolls." Sunny tilts her head. "Don't you just point and create portals at things?" "Do you... want me to create a hole in reality?" Sunny shakes her head at this. "Then I will need the doll." Sunny nods. "Okay that's fine. You need me to get one?" Was that a option? Hmmm if so then... "No, I have a special one. But I will need cake." "...cake?" You nod enthusiastically. "For the ritual. It's a nonstarter, it can't be done without cake. Spirits need to be appeased... and they prefer to be appeased with strawberry." "...Are you sure that it's not YOUR spirit you are trying to appease?" She waggles her eyebrows at you. Aggresively some may say! "Wh-What no! That's... psh. What? Here I am trying to rescue a pokemon and you think I am just going to use it to solicit some sweets?" Your tummy rumbles at your excuses. "...Are you hungry?" Sunny blinks as you look away. "No... that was the... rumble of scientific triumph..." Your belly grumbles again. Sunny looks down at her half eaten Malasada. "Do you... want my Malasada?">What she ate some of it thatls lewd! Or unhygenic! Or worse, pity food! You cant eat that. >Scarf it down, its food and its free. The best kind. >No thank you, I would like to get back to breakfast though... don't forget about the cake >Write in
Anonymous
>>5577767 >Scarf it down, its food and its free. The best kind. Free stuff is so great
Anonymous
>>5577767 >No thank you, I would like to get back to breakfast though... don't forget about the cake MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Wed 22 Feb 2023 05:19:11 No. 5577778 Report Anonymous
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>>5577778 >>5577770 Thanks, Mimi, and likewise to everyone else who posted in this golden window.
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>>5577767 >No thank you, I would like to get back to breakfast though... don't forget about the cake Damn, missed the quads
Anonymous
>>5577767 >Scarf it down, its food and its free. The best kind. Anonymous
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>>5577767 >No thank you, I would like to get back to breakfast though... don't forget about the cake Anonymous
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>>5577767 >Scarf it down, it’s food and it’s free. The best kind. I’m hesitant since it’s only half of one and I feel “ravenous boar” isn’t the look Gurie wants… but it’s here and we still need ritual cake later for the spirits
like Mimikyu so I’m good with a compromise.
Everyone makes Gurie out to be a danger, but give her sweets and don’t make her do work and everything will be fine! More people need to realize this.
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MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:Xl+/gtuQ Thu 23 Feb 2023 00:23:00 No. 5578657 Report You take the donut and devour it, its gooey, its sweet, its squishy and it's food. "Thanks." You smile as you pick Gremlin up. "Well... I have to go actually eat my breakfast before school! I'll see you later today!" You wave goodbye. "Don't forget the cake! It's INTEGRAL to this!" The rest of your breakfast is not as good. Its missing something that Malsada had... was it... love? Probably not, this food is just bland. Well I mean it IS prison and they have points, you suspect they are incentivized to make the food bland. Of course you can't just eat food and feel sorry for yourself forever, the school won't let you. There are classes! Things to give you a REASON to pity yourself. And why SHOULDNT you pity yourself, you've taken so, so many classes. And today... is the worst class of all.>Math: Strategy, numbers, PAIN >Phys ed: Disciple, Sweat, PAIN >Theater: Public humiliation, Singing, PAIN >Community service: MANUAL LABOR! PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN >Literature: Its just boring-you mean PAIN!
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>>5578657 >Community service: MANUAL LABOR! PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN For every high, must come the low. We got a free donut, now we must suffer.
I actually like math. Anonymous
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>>5578657 >Math: Strategy, numbers, PAIN Anonymous
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>>5578657 >Community service: MANUAL LABOR! PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN You said the worst class, and this is it.
What's the opposite of being in Team Lazy? Being in Team Manual Labor. Anonymous
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>>5578657 >Community service: MANUAL LABOR! PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN Anonymous
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>>5578657 >>Phys ed: Disciple, Sweat, PAIN MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Fri 24 Feb 2023 04:53:14 No. 5579780 Report It was worse then math, worse then history, worse then public speaking. It was manual labor! Labor!!! And not even the cool kind where you get to go outside and pick up trash and see if you can find a pokemon or some uneaten candy! It was more gravel pit nonsense! They want you to break ROCKS You have pretty sure that you have made very clear your position on hard work. And you arent even going to get something cool at the end of this. Never the less, and in no small part because they would drag you screaming if you tried anything, you go, glumly. Its hot outside, the sun is beating down, and the overseer is this gruff asshole whose named "Sargent Boss" like hes in the millitary! What a loser. Next to you, working on the same patch of rock. is some scraggly Galarian dude, hes jacked and chatty, and you do not care for one of those things. "Hey there squirt." The hammer falls, crushing a boulder. "Can't help but see you aren't putting your A-game into it." You struggle to lift the sledge hammer they gave you, Sargent looking over as he chews his tobacco. >I am not putting my A -game because this isnt a game! Its a chore! >Grumble... try to lift your stupid hammer and hit the rock, maybe you can like, learn something from this... mostly hurting people >Why are YOU trying? It's a stupid task! Who needs smaller rocks! >Why are we even allowed these hammers anyway what if we murder someone? >Write in
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>>5579780 >I am not putting my A -game because this isnt a game! Its a chore! >Why are we even allowed these hammers anyway what if we murder someone? Anonymous
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>>5579780 >I am not putting my A -game because this isnt a game! Its a chore! >Grumble... try to lift your stupid hammer and hit the rock, maybe you can like, learn something from this... mostly hurting people I think the 3rd answer explains itself, the ones who can easily use it are already being watched.
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>>5579780 >Why are YOU trying? It's a stupid task! Who needs smaller rocks! >Why are we even allowed these hammers anyway what if we murder someone? Anonymous
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>>5579780 >Most of the time I put in my A-game, I get wardens upset at me or I end up in the nurse’s office. I’m not feeling lucky today. >Why are we even allowed these hammers anyway what if we murder someone? I’m tempted to ask if we can use Sandman’s shovel (and indirectly use him) to split the rocks instead. It’s not as physical, but I assume we’d still be running around and swinging anyway so it’s not effortless either. But I’d rather complain first before pleading.
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MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Fri 24 Feb 2023 17:47:55 No. 5580192 Report You pout. "I am not putting my A game because the game is DUMB! This is just work!' You drag the hammer to a rock. "I am a Princess! I mean a witch! I mean a normal girl?" You frown. "Whatever I am, it's NOT some floozy with a hammer!" The man chuckles. "Yeah, I don't think anyone is. At the start at least." The hammer goes down and crushes the rock. "You find a peace to it though, there's no one to fail." You lift your own hammer, swinging the rock down and feeling it BOUNCE, not off your grip but your shoulders strain from the blow. "Why even carry these things! Cant you hurt someone with these." He nods. "You sure can, and so can your pokemon, and the rocks, and many other tools at a wanna be murders disposal." The man shrugs. "I assume they expected it to be a calculated risk, with all the power that pokemon posses, mere murder is... almost quaint? I've never seen someone bother with it." You have, little Tom whose probably off doing something fun like writing a book report or something. "Hmm... tell you what." Your coworker scratches his beard. "You know there are other community service options, it's all sweatshop work, boiler plates, stitching clothing, the nine yards... If you do a good job here, I bet I can get Sargent to transfer you somewhere else?" "...Really? How?" You frown. "You are just a prisoner like me... and if you could do that, why are you still here." He shrugs. "I like helping people, and this beats the stress of my old job. I do hard work, this gravel goes to a public park somewhere to make a sandbox... after some more grinding I hope, and no one dies or starves because I took a break." He smiles. "Consider it the privledge of being a old veteran.">...That's suspicious... your just trying to get me to work hard! >Sure! If I have to work hard now to maximize my total time I can slack off, I will play your games old man >Write in
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>>5580192 >Sure! If I have to work hard now to maximize my total time I can slack off, I will play your games old man Gotta work MINiming
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>>5580192 >Uggggh. Stitching clothing would be better. I already make my own dolls so I’d actually be GOOD at it without sweating. >Fiiiine. Can I use my Sandyghast and his shovel then? I’ll keep swinging and running around with the shovel to break down the rocks so the pervert can get off on a young lady being all sweaty. I refuse to acknowledge this heresy of “work hard to relax” spiel he’s giving. Even if it were true, thinking or vocalizing it would be implying that Team Lazy is wrong. We’re not wrong, they’re the ones who are wrong!
Ahem. Sorry, bit of a tangent.
We’d get a lot more done if we could put our powers into shattering the rocks. Can’t make it too easy though or Sargent won’t think we’re learning the right lesson. Pretending we’re Planny swinging a sword to destroy all these rocks seems like an acceptable compromise.
Can we go another day with holes in reality from doing basic tasks? MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Fri 24 Feb 2023 23:55:53 No. 5580656 Report >>5580265 To be fair the team lazy motto is to Work hard to Hardly Work, but it mostly means to put in a lot of effort to avoid work, not to put in a lot of short term effort for long term relaxation.
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>>5580656 Ah, thanks for the correction. So what he’s saying is correct by the letter of the motto, just probably not the spirit. The most insidious type of heresy.
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>>5580192 Going with:
>Sure! If I have to work hard now to maximize my total time I can slack off, I will play your games old man But less enthusiastic.
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>>5580192 >>5580265 Supporting this, Team Lazy must remain untouched by moral corruption! Being lazy is great!
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>>5580265 Supporting
"work hard now to relax later" is what our Dad does though, and kind of what team Lazy has been about... Anonymous
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>>5580656 I thought it was "Nothing to do and all day to do it!"?
Or is that the slogan/call-and-response?
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MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Sat 25 Feb 2023 23:32:55 No. 5581825 Report You grumble. Stitching clothes IS better, but you do hate sweating... "Fine, I make dolls so maybe that will be easier." You take out a pokeball and toss out Sandman. "I can use my Sandyghast right? Hes got a shovel." Sandman wiggles his sandy nubs at you and pick the shovel up without listening to the man. Something something "Thats lethal" blah blah "I can not condone" yatta yatta "Harms way" yap yap "Oh my Arceus" You point the shovel at the rock and it lifts in the air. You focus as sand spins around you and the rock falls... but not all at one, piece by piece, like the sands of a hourglass. "Done!" You turn to the man and smile. "Whatsyourname I did it! Now I get to make dolls and stuff right?" "...I said you can do shirts, but... yeah that's good enough. My name is Rhodes by the way nice to meet you... lady." "Oh my name is Gurie." You frown. "That name is familliar... are you from Galar?" He nods. "I get that a lot, and yes I am from Galar." He chuckles. "And if your Gurie you must be the Niamic lady right... Are you... okay?" He frowns. "You aren't like... losing your soul right? From the shovel that is.">I lose my soul every day I work (Chunni) >Nah it'll be fine >Cant I do dolls instead? What if i break a different rock too? >No I am not alright, everyone hounds me over my dad. I am surrounded by cowards settling for the easy option. Also I broke reality a few times and I am bummed out about it. >Write in
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>>5581825 >I lose my soul every day I work (Chunni) >Cant I do dolls instead? What if i break a different rock too? Anonymous
>>5581825 >I lose my soul every day I work (Chunni) >*beat* >Nah it'll be fine We’re more likely to accidentally rip out other people’s souls than we are to lose our own.
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>>5581850 >+1 Wait, we can lose our soul to the shovel or he just thought it was cursed ?
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>>5581868 From what I see, it’s part of Sandyghast’s lore. Uses the shovel to lure in children and possess them.
We’re not a child, ergo we’re immune. Or maybe it’s because we’re terrifying and have even more terrifying backers. Who knows?
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>>5581825 >I lose my soul every day I work (Chunni) >Cant I do dolls instead? What if i break a different rock too? Come on, what's more rehabilitative than making toys for tots?
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>>5581847 >>5581881 Know what, I could switch to this… if we amend it doing doing *all* the rocks instead of just a different one. And we don’t ask for permission.
It’s not work if we’re just playing!
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MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Sun 26 Feb 2023 00:53:45 No. 5581893 Report >>5581879 >>5581868 You are immune but not because you are a adult. You are what some people would call a womanchild.
However your shadow is darker then Sandmans.
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>>5581891 I'd be fine with that. All work and no play makes Gurie sad every day.
>>5581893 >However your shadow is darker then Sandmans. oooh
Giratina? MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Sun 26 Feb 2023 02:04:11 No. 5581936 Report You shake your head. "I lose my soul every day I have to work." You sigh. "This is just a small price to pay..." You are actually fine, because Sandman isnt stupid enough to try anything on you after how you catched it. But that gives you a idea. "So... if I keep working... can I work on dolls instead?" You point at a rock and it explodes. "See? I can get this done really quickly." Rhodes scratches his beard. "Alright... yeah! Sure." You zap another boulder. "Done. Nap time." "But you still have a hour..." "I worked smart, I dont need to work hard anymore. You raise your arms and a bed of sand form around you as you lie down. "Here." You point the shovel and zap another rock. "I did your work too, now you can nap as well." "...Well I suppose I don't have any work to do." He yawns. "Alright." He lies on a rock and rests. "So... Gurie. Your the mob leader right?" "I... wouldn't say a mob." You frown. "It's more a sorority of slackers." "Oh I meant no offense, I was straight as a arrow and what I ended up doing was horrible anyway." He sighs. "I put a lot of people in danger for my own pride. Some hero huh." "Hero?" "Nevermind... What I wanted to ask you was... you have followers, followers you haven't even paid.... what does it mean, to be a leader?">Purpose. My friends follow me not because I am the best of us, but because I am the most driven. I have a plan, they have nothing better to do. >Duty. I was born to lead... probably. People expect me to be good at this. >It's... work. I am not first among equals I am responsible for equals. >I've only been doing this for like 4 days, what do I know about leadership? >Write in
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>>5581936 >I've only been doing this for like 4 days, what do I know about leadership? But still I think that my drive is what brought them to follow me, also my plan to reduce work. Anonymous
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>>5581936 >I've only been doing this for like 4 days, what do I know about leadership? But if I’m going to take this seriously…
>Duty. I was born to lead... probably. People expect me to be good at this. For other people though,
>Purpose. I don’t think my dad was born to lead. But he had a vision of a world in which people didn’t need to work hard. Now he’s making that happen. Multiple answers since there is no one answer.
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>>5581963 Supporting
>>5582028 I like the sentiment but Gurie isn't deep enough to fully understand this
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>>5582238 I chalked it up in my head as Gurie getting a serious question while still worked up but entering relax mode. A state of mind that wouldn’t last more than a couple minutes at most.
I wouldn’t think she’d consider it deep though. It’s just a question with one answer, followed by another one when she realizes “shit not everyone is me that’s pretty useless uhhhh why did dad do it then”.
Any coolness or deep thought in the answer is incidental, not intended.
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MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Mon 27 Feb 2023 00:42:09 No. 5583000 Report You frown at the question. "Well how should I know? I just started this like... on tuesday. Before that I was just rotting in cells and before THAT I was you know... just Gurie." You shrug. "Not some leader of a prison gang or the mastermind behind the Reaper incursions or whatever they accused me of in prison. I ate food and played games in my room. Sometimes me and Piper goofed off, but I barely left my house. I didn't need to no one expected me to. My dad's from Team Lazy, I had a trust! I didn't even have to waste time in College." "...Huh." You hear the frown in the voice, you turn to the man. "What? You have a problem with improvising?" "No... its just, your the daughter of a mob boss, and a snack empire... shouldn't there be expectations? Duties?" He turns to face you. "I mean... people were expecting things from you. How could you just... ignore all that." You raise your eyebrow. "No one expected ANYTHING from me. I mean they probbably would've appreciated it, but Team Lazy isn't about just following my dad..." You think about it... and technically you guess it sort of is, I mean it is that for Carrie at least. "My Dad formed Team Lazy to get out of the rat race, this idea that just because something COULD be bigger it has to be... for instance, you know of Slacker Snappers right?" He nods. "Those are your top sellers right? The cheese snack." "Good... now who makes them?" He frowns. "Your company does?" "No... WHO makes them? Who actually invented the snack?" "...Wouldn't it be... a bunch of people? With focus groups and the like?" You shake your head. "Seven guys, John Smalls, his sister Sarah, Bob Jim, Mary Topp, my dad, and Gregor the Munchlax. John came up with the idea and did most of the work, Bob and Mary worked on packaging, my dad organized the taste tests and bought the equipment, and Sarah came up with all the flavors." "And Gregor?" You shrug. "He ate them all. Hes got a very discerning palette.... out of all of them only Mary and my Dad stayed with the company. Sure Gregor got bought out by the Poffin Network and now has a tv show but most of them just retired. Because they DID IT, they had a million dollar idea! They made the world a better place, or a place with slightly less bland food... and they didn't need to keep justifying their existence!" You wave a hand in the air. "We could've just kept paying them more, locking them into a contract so no one else could make our food, buy new factories, but for what? We could pay all our staff and pay them well, we had a rainy day fund... it was enough. We gave them the money they were due, and they went off to go paint or run food blogs. Our company doesn't NEED a heir, it doesn't need to go multinational, and if we do we can hire someone who is just into that." "But all the workers are counting on you, what if the company goes under? What if profits slip?" You shrug. "If profits slip we will find something else.... what were we talking about? Oh yeah leadership."
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MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Mon 27 Feb 2023 01:05:42 No. 5583021 Report >>5583000 "So yeah... I didn't need to be a leader, for the company or the gang, it'd not be Team Lazy, sure they may need those roles but that didn't mean it had to be me. And I wasn't going to just take the role just cause I could... so I mostly slacked off and practiced different things."
"...Huh."
"But now I am in jail for being my father's daughter so I guess I am going to go be a leader, if your damned if you do damned if you don't... might as well do!" You toss Sandman back his shovel. "I'm sure I'll figure it out one day. I just have to keep on keeping on... right until I can stop."
The man doesnt say anything after that... and well that gives you more napping time so you just sleep until your hours up.
"Bye Rhodes! Don't forget to transfer me! I'll curse you if you don't!" You skip off to you your next class...
>Cooking! You should be good at this! I mean... your a snack heiress. >History You are just going to sleep through this class! >Nothing! Community Service is a double period class so... your free! >Home room! Meaning you get to talk to Nimrah again! >Write in! Meanwhile....
"So... yes I believe Gurie Niamic is in the wrong class." Rhodes says to Sargent, who salutes stiffly.
"Sir, the work isn't meant to be pleasant sir, it's meant to keep them tired and in line sir." The Foreman frowns. "We've been having secret bases and halfbaked breakouts, we need to keep the scum busy."
"Now now." Rhodes shakes his head. "That's rather meanspirited. Think of it like this, you can just disable her pokemon, make her do it the hard way like we are expected to... or we can make a lot of kids happy with some new dolls." He pats the teacher on the shoulder. "And the point of prison is to pay your debt to society... wouldn't it be better if that debt was paid in a way society actually benefits? Less work for all of us."
The man scoffs. "When did you stop caring about less work sir? You ran us all ragged back in the day."
"And look at all the things we did... or didn't." Rhodes sighs, tossing the helmet back in his locker. "We wouldn't have a energy crisis if we just spend less energy, maybe we need to cut slack in some spots..." He shrugs. "And I don't want to get cursed."
The foreman nods. "Very well Mr. Rose! I'll inform the Principal of your suggestion."
The Rhodes Rose, former chairman of Macro Cosmos sighs. "Please, I'm hardly your boss still, just Rhodes is fine."
"Yes sir."
Rhodes frowns.
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>>5583021 >Nothing! Community Service is a double period class so... your free! They were really expecting the work to tire us out. They were wrong, we’re always tired.
Gurie with the surprising insightful answer anyway! At least she (and her family/Team Lazy) is comfortable with who she is. Anonymous
>>5583021 >Nothing! Community Service is a double period class so... your free! Anonymous
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>>5583069 >>5583139 Supporting
I liked the insight and character development on Gurie too.
Considering we're using the free period to rest, maybe we could go find bedbug and sleep with him
n-not that way! Besides being the headmaster's son, he's also
our cute bug from another reality. Like holy shit the original circumstances of him leaving his parents to come on us on our adventure was so fucking heartwarming I love that little guy so much. Anonymous
>>5583021 >Cooking! You should be good at this! I mean... your a snack heiress. I want to see if she actually has more knowledge on making food. I was surprised by how much she knows already.
Looks like Rhodes is a Lazy sympathizer. MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Mon 27 Feb 2023 05:37:39 No. 5583250 Report >>5583199 In a past life he was insanely tightly wound and it cost a lot of people a lot of things.
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>>5583250 Well, glad Gurie's broken through to him with this at least.
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MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Mon 27 Feb 2023 18:54:01 No. 5583718 Report You have... NOTHING! Woooo! It was a double work day and you spend both periods napping and talking to strange weirdos! Now you can slack off... before doing detention, and then having to do Sunny's hunt thing... But you have planned the Friday out already... Today you are going to!>Visitor hours! Your sister came over! >Even more napping! You have those beds in the escape room, no one can see you sleep! >Cooking! You are going to make snacks for your gang! >Explore your cool new base you got! >More training for your pokemon! >Something something write in
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>>5583718 >Visitor hours! Your sister came over! Now this should be good.
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>>5583718 >Cooking! You are going to make snacks for your gang! MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:Xl+/gtuQ Mon 27 Feb 2023 20:48:14 No. 5583795 Report Quoted By:
>>5583718 Other options include
>Social link go! (Pick a npc, such as Carrie or Planny) and um
>Find a new pokemon! >Practice your spooky Anonymous
>>5583718 >Visitor hours! Your sister came over! Practicing our spooky is tempting, but I completely forgot we even had family other than our dad so I feel the need to talk to them.
Clearly time in the slammer is making me forget all the connections that we had on the outside. That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it.
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MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Tue 28 Feb 2023 05:38:55 No. 5584230 Report You already had a good nap, and fortunate it is because... its time to see your family! You head over to the front of the jail, the guards directing you to a little cubical with a glass screen... and right across from it... "Piper!" You whisper to the microphone, all smiles. "How are you?" "I'm doing great!" She giggles, petting the Sobble on her shoulder. "Probbably better then you. I caught my first pokemon!" She picks up the sobble, the bright blue gecko whimpering as it faces you. "I named her after you!" "Aw you named her Gurie?" "No!" She grins. "Her name is Butthead." "Hey!" You pound your side of the desk. "That's very rude! What are you going to do if you get famous and they have to write articles about you and butthead winning a tournament?" "Gloat!" She grins placing Sobble on her shoulder. "You seem..." She frowns a bit. "What's the word... Okay?" "Should I not be?" "...I mean... aren't you in prison?" She frowns. "You always had me and Suzie taking care of you... and dad, and Olga, and the rest of Dad's friends.... and Snooze!" Snooze was dad's snorlax and your honorary bed for the last 12 years. "So..." Piper continues leaning against the desk. "You should be all alone now... isn't that scary?">I am not all alone its a pretty big prison! >I am just thinking of it as a school first for now >I have Mimikyu! >...I don't know if I AM doing well, the holes are happening again.
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>>5584230 >I am not all alone its a pretty big prison! >I even made friends! Kind of! but...
>...I don't know if I AM doing well, the holes are happening again. Anonymous
>>5584230 >I am not all alone its a pretty big prison! >I even made friends! Kind of! but...
>...I don't know if I AM doing well, the holes are happening again. Anonymous
Anonymous
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MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Tue 28 Feb 2023 18:52:41 No. 5584788 Report "I mean i am not really alone there are way more people here then in our house... and some of them are actually pretty nice! I have friends... or maybe peons? I think they are friends at least! Even if they are all perverts..." Piper smiles. "Well that's a relief then... I mean mostly. So there's nothing to worry about huh?" "Well... I wouldn't say NOTHING...." You mutter looking away from Piper who frowns. "Gurie... what happened?" "I... may have made a itty bitty distorition? Twice?" Pipers eyes widen. "AGAIN? You know those are dangerous! What happened to Suzie's charm?" "You can't bring scissors into jail! Especially haunted ones!" "What do we doooo." Piper moans, slumping in despair. "That stupid snake thing is just trouble!">Well... maybe its just quirky? Like we are? >Yeah! And its a pervert! I need a new charm >You know prison is dangerous maybe its for the best I have a scary hole in the ace? >Write in
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>>5584788 >Yeah! And its a pervert! I need a new charm Anonymous
>>5584788 >I knoooow, I have lessons on Saturday because of it! >Buuut… maybe its just quirky? Like we are? >Can we come up with a better solution, I don’t want the charm taken away again. Anonymous
>>5584829 >>5584796 >I knoooow, I have lessons on Saturday because of it! >Yeah! And it's a pervert! >Buuut… maybe its just quirky? Like we are? >Can we come up with a better solution, I don’t want the charm taken away again. We NEED to call it a pervert.
Turns out we have a lot of perverts on our team though.
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>>5584852 I think Koshmar is the only person who has gotten a pass so far. He was missing pants, but he was in double prison so that’s fair enough. His captors were the real perverts.
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>>5584788 >You know prison is dangerous maybe its for the best I have a scary hole in the ace? Joking, hahaha... unless?
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>>5584788 >Well... maybe its just quirky? Like we are? >Yeah! And its a pervert! I need a new charm >You know prison is dangerous maybe its for the best I have a scary hole in the ace? MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Wed 01 Mar 2023 03:58:00 No. 5585260 Report You groan. "Yeah that stupid snake cost me my whole Saturday! Now I have to take magic classes... aren't I perfectly magical already?" You puff your chest out. "Distortion is a advanced level Hex and I can do it by accident! So if you think about it... I must be really good at magic!" "Mmmmmmm..." Piper whistles looking away. "P-piper... I'm good at magic, your supposed to say yes!" You lean forward. "Say yes sis your amazing." "B-but Sis... you only use magic to get out of chores and cheat in games." "It's not cheating, its advanced strategy." "Sure but... what spells do you actually know." "Um, first of all, all of them... I know the hiding snacks in a doll spell, the cool 'is someone cursed' doll moodring, I know how to curse perverts, and I know how to ask spirits to do my chores for me.... oh and I know how to accidentally rip open rifts in reality..." "Sis that's only five spells! And one of them is a accident!" "But they are the only spells I want!" You cross your arms. "What about Bubblemancy! Channeler stuff! Sealing spirits away in dolls!" Your sister protested. "CLOSING rifts?" "I closed one! I had to just punch the giant lizard and it went away! Can't I just keep punching him?" "What if he DUCKS?" You frown... you didn't really think about that. "Why... is there a lizard in the rifts anyway?" "I don't knooooow." Piper slumps in her seat. "I'm not a hex maniac! I'm just spunky! Isn't that your job." "Well if its a job I don't want to do it." You pout. "That's dads motto!" "No it's not! It's to work hard to hardly work! It's not to just skip work!" "Well that's my motto!" "Since when?" "Since now!" You smirk at your sister. "And you can't stop me because you aren't in jail!" You stick your tongue out. "Uuuuuuuuuuuugh your as bad as that snake." She mutters... and that gets you thinking. "Piper... if we don't know who that snake is, or why it's stuck in every rift I make... what if it's not... I don't know.... maybe it's just weird?" You wave a hand in the air. "I mean... look at me! I'm in jail and everyone here is a weirdo! I haven't seen any thugs or muggers just wanna be supervillains, perverts, and cute psychopathic flower ladies." "...What was that last part?" Piper frowns. "You know what Suzie says about dating." "I said psychopathic flower ladiers and nothing else. Look this isn't the point! If I'm framed! And Tom... you haven't met Tom but trust me, is just a stupid dork, and Planny is some loony knight... what if Snakey is just... a normal perverted ghost snake?" "..." Piper sighs. "Why are you asking me? I'm like thirteen, it's YOUR snake, you go kiss it or whatever." "Wh-wha? I don't want to kiss it! I just find it weird!" "Gurie wants to kiss a ghost.~" Piper sings, mocking you with her really bad singing voice. "Grrrrrr...." You grumble. "I dont want to kiss it and I dont want to see it again! I was just curious... look can't you find me a noncontraband way to stop popping holes in reality?"
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MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Wed 01 Mar 2023 04:07:18 No. 5585267 Report >>5585260 "Besides... taking classes and learning how to use your powers responsibly?"
"Yeah!" You scoff. "Duh, weren't you paying attention?"
"...I'm not a wizard!" Piper groans. "Stop asking me questions I don't know!"
"...Sorry..."
"Ugh... maybe... you need... to limit your ghost powers? With something that blocks ghosts?"
"Like... dark type stuff?"
"Maybe? Or maybe you just need to figure out how to close portals."
Hmmm... you DO remember a portal closing itself when you fought Sunny... maybe someone else did that? And you can find out who!
>Okay... so hows the family? >Hows the team? Was there any trouble because I am in jail >Piper... have you seen any shadow pokemon recently? >Write in Anonymous
>>5585267 >Okay... so hows the family? Let's keep the shadowmon thing close to the chest until we know how dangerous that knowledge is outside these walls.
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MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Wed 01 Mar 2023 04:20:19 No. 5585278 Report >>5585268 What its not like Piper is going to die or anything?
Anonymous
>>5585267 >Okay... so hows the family? >>5585278 Oh no, she's gonna die isn't she? MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Wed 01 Mar 2023 04:56:44 No. 5585302 Report >>5585298 Nah i already did that youd have to really fuck up for it to happen TWICE
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>>5585302 Don't underestimate how much us anons can ruin everything!
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>>5585267 >Hows the team? Was there any trouble because I am in jail ? Anonymous
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>>5585267 >How's the family? How's the team? Anonymous
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>>5585267 >Okay... so hows the family? >By the way, let dad know I started a Team Lazy branch here if he didn’t already know. It was either that or join someone else’s gang. MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Thu 02 Mar 2023 23:21:23 No. 5586963 Report Im back! I was busy with midterms and now I have plenty of time for this. Guess im writing about the family.
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>>5586963 When will Gurie have to take her midterms? What dark deals will we make to ensure they never happen? Find out later in a future episode of Hex Maniac Prison Z!
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Fri 03 Mar 2023 04:18:35 No. 5587211 Report "So..." You kinda don't want to ask this, you are dreading the answer... but you need to. "How's the family?" Piper winces. "Dad is.... upset." You imagine being turned into a hostage wouldn't PLEASE him but... "At... me?" Piper shrugs. "I mean not mainly you... but I think a little? I mean, you never paid attention in disguise class and look what happened." "Uuuuuuugh why would I need a disguise if I can just phase through walls?" "Why are you in PRISON if you can phase through walls?" "They had a better hex maniac!" You groan remembering the detective, a full blown witch lady, probbably trained on Mount Pyre and everything. You have power but mostly in the way a grenade does. Little miss witchy shut you down and put a damn sealing charm on your head before you knew what hit you. Hell you are pretty sure you almost died... which is weird cause sealing charms don't do that... "But that's just it Gurie! You always just think everything will just magically go your way because your so special! But it DIDN'T!" You frown. "....Sorry..." Piper sighs. "Look, I'm sure we will find a way to get you out. There has to be a ACTUAL Fabric Bomber out there... and if we catch em... or just come up with a really good scheme... we can get you out! As long as Captain Cardilos stays out of our way." Cardilos? That Diet Detective Dork. "He's STILL bothering us?" Piper nods. "Yeah! Suzie almost stabbed his eyes out yesterday... shes not taking this well." You imagine. Your nanny is... possessive. I mean you are 20 years old and she's still family. And stabby.>Um... im really sorry I was cocky >Listen! Theres some stuff going on in this prison... I got my own gang now, and a secret base and plots! I am right where I need to be >Did you bring me snacks? >Write in Last call before Dance time
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>>5587211 >Did you bring me snacks? Anonymous
>>5587211 >Listen! Theres some stuff going on in this prison... I got my own gang now, and a secret base and plots! I am right where I need to be >Did you bring me snacks? Anonymous
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>>5587211 >Listen! Theres some stuff going on in this prison... I got my own gang now, and a secret base and plots! I am right where I need to be Anonymous
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>>5587211 > Hell you are pretty sure you almost died... which is weird cause sealing charms don't do that... Is your soul in the shadow realm piloting your body remotely Gurie?
>>5587233 >Listen! Theres some stuff going on in this prison... I got my own gang now, and a secret base and plots! I am right where I need to be >Did you bring me snacks? >Just… let dad know he doesn’t need to worry. I’m learning okay? I don’t really have a choice now. MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Sat 04 Mar 2023 03:10:05 No. 5588155 Report "Listen... Sis..." You look around. "There's stuff going on here... a lot of things. I have my own Team Lazy, I raided a gang! I have done more this week then I have done in... years maybe?" "But that sounds dangerous!" Piper matches your whisper. "What if you get yourself killed?" "I don't think I will... I might have been a little arrogant back in the day but this is bigger then me.... And I think..." You sigh. "I think I may have to see how this plays out." "Wh-why? What possible benefit is there in being in prison!" "It's not just a prison! It's a school, and the only school I've bothered to pay attention to.... Look I may not need to be saved from this castle... but I COULD use help... Especially if the stakes are as high as I think they might be..." Piper sighs. "Fine sis! Be stupid. What do you want." You smile. "Did you bring any snacks?" ~~~~~~~~ You walk down the hallway, happily noming down your family size bag of Slacker Snappers... and its your favorite type! Happy Birthday flavor! And its YOUR birthday it was referring to even... You nom the cake tasting sweets as you walk into the dance hall. "I'm snack." You mumble through the crumbs, looking around for Miror B... odd... where is his theme music. "Oh dear." A haggard whisper echos from behind you, the door slamming shut... as the Principal pushes the door closed. The click of her cane echoes, her Runegirus floating behind her, your signature glowing among its sprawl of letters. "I am afraid Mr. Bacholden is busy... Personal matters." The woman smiles. "Fortunately that gives US plenty of time to talk doesn't it?" The woman reaches into her sleeve and pulls out a pokeball. "Now... why don't you send that doll of yours out and we can have a little battle?">Wait violence is bad! >...Mimikyu go! >Sir Boss Lady? I am not sure what you are talking about? >BACHOLDEN IS MR B'S LAST NAME? >"Um... wrong room!" Book it >Write in
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>>5588155 >"Um... wrong room!" Book it Panic! At the Prison
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>>5588155 >BACHOLDEN IS MR B'S LAST NAME? >"Um... wrong room!" Book it Anonymous
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>>5588155 >...Mimikyu go! Not like she's gonna let us go easy
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>>5588155 >BACHOLDEN IS MR B'S LAST NAME? >"Um... wrong room!" Book it MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Sat 04 Mar 2023 07:33:21 No. 5588382 Report d100 to book it You probbably arent making it.
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Rolled 9 (1d100) >>5588382 Zam, mimikyu will finally be uncovered
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Rolled 65 (1d100) >>5588382 Damn, I was late. I wanted to rip into “Mr. Bacholden” and make some music jokes.
Anonymous
Rolled 92 (1d100) >>5588382 Anonymous
Rolled 93 (1d100) >>5588382 Anonymous
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>>5588601 >>5588626 I think we may have done it, anons!
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Sat 04 Mar 2023 23:00:26 No. 5589114 Report You look at the Principal, look at the door she is blocking... her powerful pokemon looming behind her... and you put 2 and 2 together. Sure you may have a "important job", but you have not been lucky with authority before... So you bolt. You rush past the principal and feel her hand round the back of your shirt. You focus and phase out of reality, running straight through the hallway. As you run the door flies open, the stone shambling form of the Principals partner hot on your heels. There is a whistle and the pokemon lighting the hallway turn to face you, the Litwicks lights brightening as you duck fire spins. "Do not panic Miss Niamic." You hear the Principal behind you but you dont SEE her. "You are only making this harder for yourself.">Run... to the Rocket base you owned now! >Run to Niamic! He will help! >Run... to your base up in your tower! You have to hide >Just keep running! >Write in More dice of course
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>>5589114 >Run... to your base up in your tower! You have to hide >Hide under the bed covering your head with a pillow MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Sun 05 Mar 2023 01:52:44 No. 5589307 Report >>5589120 guess you cinch it.
D100
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Rolled 67 (1d100) >>5589307 Anonymous
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Rolled 54 (1d100) >>5589307 Anonymous
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>>5589346 You seem to have type the dice in the wrong field, friend.
Anonymous
Rolled 93 (1d100) >>5589307 Didn’t vote, but the choice wasn’t bad.
Rollin’
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>>5589364 Well I'm not ruining this
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>>5589364 Fear of the principal is stronnng
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Sun 05 Mar 2023 06:47:30 No. 5589628 Report You may not be able to beat the principal... not that you were planning to try.... but magical old women are still OLD women. Your joints still work! You run towards your dorms as fast as you can. You hear the Runegirous roar and you jump down a corner of the room before its Mean Look could paralyze you. Its minutes of hell, in no small part because of the litwicks fire but you make it into the tower, slamming the door shut as you pant and wheeze. "Someone is excited." Warden Snicker says from the communal couch, looking up from his newspaper. "Someone may wonder what has you so nervous... especially when you should be in detention?" The man frowns.>LIE! There was a pervert! A team rocket attack! Perverted team rockets! >KEEP RUNNING UP THE STAIRS GODDAMN THERE ARE TOO MANY ROLLS >Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh *fall over* >Try to turn invisible again then run away up the stairs.
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>>5589628 >Try to turn invisible again then run away up the stairs. Anonymous
>>5589628 >KEEP RUNNING UP THE STAIRS GODDAMN THERE ARE TOO MANY ROLLS Anonymous
>>5589628 >KEEP RUNNING UP THE STAIRS GODDAMN THERE ARE TOO MANY ROLLS Anonymous
>>5589628 >”IDON’TWANNAOPENMOREREALITY HOLESSEEYABYE” >KEEP RUNNING UP THE STAIRS GODDAMN THERE ARE TOO MANY ROLLS I don’t know what the principal wants, but it’s probably not great if she knows about Mimikyu and we just wanted to be a good girl today!
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Sun 05 Mar 2023 16:17:03 No. 5590019 Report >>5589682 >>5589698 >>5589874 The dice stop when I tell you they stop.
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Rolled 8 (1d20) >>5589628 >Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh *fall over* >>5590019 Or, if it's too late, rolling.
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Rolled 82 (1d100) >>5590019 Anonymous
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Rolled 84 (1d100) >>5590019 Anonymous
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Rolled 14 (1d100) >>5590019 We can only outrun fate for so long.
It’s a sign that Gurie should put more effort into PE.
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Sun 05 Mar 2023 22:22:34 No. 5590376 Report Quoted By:
Guess the people have voted that 84 is as good as you will get... writing.
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MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Mon 06 Mar 2023 02:06:55 No. 5590648 Report "Umnothingbye!" You run up the stairs, and then you walk up the stairs... then crawl.... Then you hear the door slam open behind you and you start running again, locking the closet door and hiding in your secret base. You curl up in a ball, the world spinning around you. You have burned all to many calories and you MAAAAAY be having a heart attack (Well you are probbably just really tired). And for... what? Are you just going to sit in this room hiding forever? Are you hoping the- You feel the room grow cold. The Runegrious is here. You stay very still, the lights flickering off as the creature outside creates a clamor, things falling down in the closet... but it doesn't find you... Slowly the light bulb flickers back on and the room becomes warm and you can finally, finally, breathe again. -Principal will just FORGET about you? Are you just digging your grave here?>Yes, you are going to hide here forever. Maybe your pokemon can go scrongue food for you. >...No... your gonna have to tell a teacher before someone breaks the wall down and just throws you in solitary... at least even longer then you will already be. >You know what you can do this you are going to esc- The door swings open, you hear the click of a cane. The Principal smiles down at you. "Lively girl... But this is a prison dear. You only had so many places to go." The hag tisks. "Very rude though to make a old lady rush.">Cry >Try not to cry (D100) >Cry a lot >...Sorry? >Write in
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>>5590648 >>...Sorry >>Cry a lot Anonymous
>>5590648 >Sob >Cry >Cry a lot Anonymous
>>5590648 >Try not to cry (D100) >...Sorry? >But you scared me and I don't want you to take Mimikyu away! Anonymous
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Rolled 22 (1d100) >>5590654 ate my dice Anonymous
>>5590648 >>5590653 Supporting.
I’m not sure what the runners expected. But I’ll assume Gurie is crashing from the running and failure here at least.
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Mon 06 Mar 2023 02:23:09 No. 5590666 Report >>5590663 Gurie blindly running supports a theory shes utterly terrified of the principal, shes also... super super tired right now.
She really tried her hardest you know.
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>>5590666 Maybe she's just scared of the old lady
Or losing Mimikyu like this anon said
>>5590654 Nice satan trips by the way Anonymous
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Rolled 13 (1d100) >>5590648 >Try not to cry (D100) w-where a big gurie
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>>5590666 I forgot that theory, but I’m happy to hear there was precedence.
At least it’s another reminder for Gurie that you can’t hex or run away from ALL your problems. And that some things are scary even to a Maniac for a reason.
Anonymous
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MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Mon 06 Mar 2023 15:37:13 No. 5591036 Report >>5590653 You feel your eyes water as the principal looks down on you and you... just lose it.
Tears form down your face as your breath hitches, you dare not protest because you know your voice would be warbly and weak.
Theres a scraping sound as the woman sits in a chair near your bed. "My my my. You put up such a front and yet... here you are now." She taps her cane on the ground. "Are you not meant to be a gang leader? This is hardly the strong front a leader needs."
Your eyes are swimming so you can not see your Principal through the tears, her shape whirls and distorts around you, yet her voice is even, if not crackly as always. You've barely talked to her, yet she doesnt seem to treat your little stint and break down with any more severity as she did you signing that contract way back at the start of your stay here...
So that's how she found you. Maybe.
>TOM can be the strong front >You just got here! It's not fair this isnt a class! >Just keep crying >Write in Anonymous
>>5591036 >Just keep crying >Team Lazy doesn't need a strong front, we just need to be good enough. >I'm afraid to lose Mimikyu, he's my friend Anonymous
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>>5591047 Gonna break from this. Gurie needs to stay calm and collect herself before she does something rash.
>>5591036 >Breathe >Why did you want to battle me in the first place? >I don't think of myself as a gang leader, I just have ideas that me and my friends work on together. We don't need to be strong, we just need to be good enough. >I'm afraid to lose Mimikyu, he's my friend! Anonymous
>>5591036 >Breathe >Why did you want to battle me in the first place? >I don't think of myself as a gang leader, I just have ideas that me and my friends work on together. We don't need to be strong, we just need to be good enough. >I'm afraid to lose Mimikyu, he's my friend! MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Mon 06 Mar 2023 16:25:18 No. 5591085 Report Quoted By:
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>>5591036 >I wasn’t meant to be anything but Gurie! People shouldn’t be meant for things! Why is that so hard for people to geeeeeeeet?! Still crying during the above part of course.
Then looping into
>>5591060 .
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>>5591036 >You just got here! It's not fair this isnt a class! MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Mon 06 Mar 2023 21:32:04 No. 5591351 Report Quoted By:
Another tie...
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>>5591036 >Just keep crying >Team Lazy doesn't need a strong front, we just need to be good enough. >I'm afraid to lose Mimikyu, he's my friend Anonymous
>>5591036 >Just keep crying >Team Lazy doesn't need a strong front, we just need to be good enough. >I'm afraid to lose Mimikyu, he's my friend I'm finally caught up and I take great offense that our lame pokemon like Planny and Koshmar get to have gijinkas before Weiss
But since we have an Impidimp starter I'm contractually obligated to stay.
Anonymous
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>>5591494 >he doesn't know MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Tue 07 Mar 2023 00:07:52 No. 5591505 Report You continue to sob. "I don't WANT to be a leader..." You hiccup a bit. "I just have to. Everyone wants me to be some princess of crime and I am just doing my best but I'm not a criminal in the first place!" You rub your eyes. "And now you want to kidnap my pokemon for sinister means!"
"Miss Niamic, I am the cop here, I am not sinister!"
"Yes you are!" You wail sniffling. "I read the internet! And you use ghosts and are weird! This school is weird! And dumb!"
"...Gurie, I have no intention of relinquishing you from your pokemon shadow or not."
"...But you just said shadow! Which means you KNOW Mimikyu is a shadow pokemon and that's suspicious!" You hug Mimikyu, your "Doll" choking from your squeezes. "Your part of some weird conspiracy!"
"Miss Niamic." The principal speaks with the same patience as your mother. which is reluctant and with gritted teeth. "You did a comedy sequence with your 'secret pokemon' in front of my employees. You even said it had every shadow move in existence... why would it NOT be a shadow pokemon?"
"But he's not!" You protest. "Hes just quirky."
"...Gurie being 'quirky' is not the excuse you think it is."
You pout. "See your being ominous again!"
The woman sighs. "This is so much easier in the military."
>...Okay I'm less sad now... we can fight >Now what? Are you going to throw me into solitary? >Keep crying and throwing a fit, you are not used to pushback >Write in >>5591491 Weiss was already a human before they died remember? A gjinka Weiss is a hiker who probably wouldn't be in jail.
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>>5591505 >>...Okay I'm less sad now... we can fight excuses, excuses
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>>5591505 >Now what? Are you going to throw me into solitary? Anonymous
>>5591505 >...Okay I'm less sad now... we can fight >Sorry about this mess Anonymous
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>>5591505 >...Okay I'm less sad now... we can fight Anonymous
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MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Tue 07 Mar 2023 02:10:33 No. 5591692 Report You sniffle. "Okay... I'm okay... we can fight now... right Mimikyu."
Mimikyu makes a few hack sounds but eventually it clears up, it nods eagerly.
"Well, no need to get too fancy here... lets do it the old fashioned way." She lifts a ball. "I'll only use one pokemon, and I only am curious of one pokemon from you so..."
Mimikyu walks forward as she lets go of her ball.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAF08nc9S8I The principal tosses a Dusk ball out to the floor, a large heavy set cat lands on the ground. Purrugly growls, the pompous pokemon liking its paws.
"I believe the floor is yours Gurie."
>Offense! Hard and now! >Status stuff! Weaken the foe! >Defense! Thats a big heavy cat its going to hit like a truck >Write in! Anonymous
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>>5591692 >Status stuff! Weaken the foe! Anonymous
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>>5591692 >Defense! Thats a big heavy cat its going to hit like a truck Anonymous
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>>5591692 >Status stuff! Weaken the foe! Anonymous
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>>5591692 >Status stuff! Weaken the foe! You know what we’re like, Mimikyu. Help us bully an old lady!
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>>5591692 >Status stuff! Weaken the foe! MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Tue 07 Mar 2023 03:55:50 No. 5591812 Report Dice time my dudes d100+25
Anonymous
Rolled 94 + 25 (1d100 + 25) >>5591812 Anonymous
>>5591812 I would, but I don't want to ruin it.
>>5591813 Yo, is this a crit?
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Rolled 79 + 25 (1d100 + 25) >>5591812 Anonymous
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Rolled 86 + 25 (1d100 + 25) >>5591812 MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Tue 07 Mar 2023 04:17:27 No. 5591841 Report Anonymous
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Rolled 39 + 25 (1d100 + 25) >>5591812 You know what, why not?
>>5591841 Ah oh well.
I thought that the +25 would add on to the roll itself. MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Tue 07 Mar 2023 05:17:33 No. 5591920 Report You point at the Purugly. "Mimikyu! Weaken the Purugly first!" Mimikyu draws its staff and emmits a ghastly wail, Puruglys steps getting dizzy from the attack. The Purugly draws its claws out, scraping them against the floor until they get sharp. The Pokemon teeters a bit but its eyes seem... bored more then thrown off. Maybe its just hard to confuse? Maybe its mocking you?>Now! More! Lower its defense with Shadow down! >Use some shadow move with a status effect on the side! >Bulk yourself up! >Write in
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>>5591920 >Bulk yourself up! Anonymous
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>>5591920 >>Now! More! Lower its defense with Shadow down! Anonymous
>>5591920 >Bulk yourself up! Anonymous
>>5591920 >>Bulk yourself up! MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Tue 07 Mar 2023 07:13:14 No. 5592071 Report Anonymous
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Rolled 74 (1d100) >>5592071 Anonymous
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Rolled 7 (1d100) >>5592071 Anonymous
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Rolled 63 (1d100) >>5592071 Time to duel
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Rolled 19 (1d100) >>5592071 dice+1d100
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Rolled 30 (1d100) >>5592071 >>5592404 Brainfart.
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MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Tue 07 Mar 2023 20:17:02 No. 5592687 Report "Okay good Mimikyu! Now that she can't attack as much... lets take the time to bulk up! Use..." You frown. "Mimikyu what do you have that increases your stats." Mimikyu frowns, ducking as Puruglys paw glows a steely silver, the cats swipe crashing into Mimikyu's disgusie, the head slumping limply. Mimikyu scrambles away and takes a deep breath. Mimikyu's Shadow Mind bolsters his special defense and special attack... though you arent sure if Purugly would even use a special attack... The cat purrs, licking its paws until its sharpened claws nick its tongue, causing the pokemon to yowl. The Principal sits down, sipping a cup of tea. "Um... shouldn't you order your pokemon?" You frown. "What about team work and stuff?" "Oh? Maybe I simply believe in dear Jinx?" She smiles. "Surely you let your pokemon run a little errand all by themselves once and a while.">I am not a errand! Mimikyu attack! >...Wait you didn't confirm anything! Mimikyu! More stat debuffs >Mimikyu... do whatever you want. I can do this too you know!
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>>5592687 >...Wait you didn't confirm anything! Mimikyu! More stat debuffs Anonymous
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>>5592687 >I’m in a prison with gangs and cops, that’s not safe for any of them. >...Wait you didn't confirm anything! Mimikyu! More stat debuffs I’m thinking Shadow Sky.
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>>5592687 >...Wait you didn't confirm anything! Mimikyu! More stat debuffs Anonymous
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>>5592687 >Mimikyu... do whatever you want. I can do this too you know! MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Tue 07 Mar 2023 23:58:28 No. 5592911 Report dice!
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MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Wed 08 Mar 2023 08:17:43 No. 5593343 Report "Wait..." You frown. "That doesn't- Oh Mimikyu keep weakening Jinx, first her speed then her defenses- that doesn't explain anything!" Mimikyus staff twirls, with the pokemon tossing a shadowy web at Purugly who takes it, the shadowy aura of the web sapping at her strength. The cat yowls in rage as it seems to bulk up. "You see Jinx has Defiant... weakening her wasn't going to be that effective." The Princiapl says as the Purugly lunges... into your cabinet, crashing into your furniture with a pained meow. "Well... confusion is a thing." She sighs. "Purugly, our next move will be Power trip." The cat snaps out of its confusion and grins at you in the same way you grin at... well a lot of people... "Hey you changed the subject!" "Well Gurie you made me rush half way across this prison to play therapist because you didn't want to do detention." She replies, petting Rosetta, her Runigerous. "I am actually rather cross with you.">Oh... >You could still give a hint or something! >You could have NOT spooked me and you wouldn't have had to run! >Write in >Mimikyu! Hide! Shadow Force! >Mimikyu hit harder first! Shadow moves are really strong to normal pokemon, and Purugly is slow and fragile now! >Mimikyu! throw the stick at her! Then hit her with a move when shes distracted! >Write in
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>>5593343 >>Mimikyu hit harder first! Shadow moves are really strong to normal pokemon, and Purugly is slow and fragile now! Anonymous
>>5593346 No, I'm not even gonna respond to that.
Y'know what else bothers me? You guys picked a damn Sandygast and Trapinch back in thread two when we could have had a Tinkatink. Or an Orthworm I guess.
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>>5593347 Yeah but I think those mons were pretty cool too. There's no need to be sour over it now anon.
Most everyone I've interacted with on /qst/ has been very diplomatic, just try and convince people that your point of view is a better one
>>5593346 Supporting
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>>5593343 >You could have NOT spooked me and you wouldn't have had to run! >Mimikyu hit harder first! Shadow moves are really strong to normal pokemon, and Purugly is slow and fragile now! Anonymous
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>>5593343 >You could have NOT spooked me and you wouldn't have had to run! >Mimikyu! throw the stick at her! Then hit her with a move when shes distracted! Anonymous
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>>5593343 >You could have NOT spooked me and you wouldn't have had to run! >And no, you can’t say you’re not spooky. I have a Banette for a nanny! I know my spooks! >Mimikyu hit harder first! Shadow moves are really strong to normal pokemon, and Purugly is slow and fragile now! I know Mimikyu mentioned Shadow Force, but I don’t want to give confirmation that he knows the signature move of a legendary pokemon.
Shadow Bolt is SP and Mimikyu has that boosted. Paralysis could also kick in.
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>>5593347 I’m the guy that never started a pokemon game past gen 2 and never beat one past Yellow. All my knowledge is coming from wikis and is 800% tilted towards whatever battle we’re in. Team comp? Type coverage spreads? Natures and items planning? All beyond me.
You could get me to agree to anything basically. My main criteria is “how silly can we get with this” and from looking at Tinkatink I imagine the answer is “very”. But I do enjoy that we wield Sandman’s shovel like Planny does her sword.
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>>5593461 Here's my point of view, Tinkaton is cool and you are all lame. Periodt.
>>5593550 >But I do enjoy that we wield Sandman’s shovel like Planny does her sword. That is kinda cool actually. Almost like we are some kind of
Shovel Knight ?
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>>5593343 >You could have NOT spooked me and you wouldn't have had to run! >Mimikyu hit harder first! Shadow moves are really strong to normal pokemon, and Purugly is slow and fragile now! MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Wed 08 Mar 2023 17:59:28 No. 5593719 Report Quoted By:
>>5593347 Gurie could not handle baby tinkatink AND Debbie.
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>>5593555 >spoiler Oh god I didn’t think of that. That’s adorable.
Though Gurie might not like the comparison since she considers herself a Princess.
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MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Thu 09 Mar 2023 05:35:32 No. 5594356 Report Quoted By:
Okay the votes here threw me off let me try to count Hit harder first wins and so does more complaining! Gurie would probbably be a annoying ass gym leader. Writing
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MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Thu 09 Mar 2023 06:14:59 No. 5594387 Report D100+25 I've been having a day.
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Rolled 17 + 25 (1d100 + 25) >>5594387 Sorry to hear about the rough day, Mimi
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Rolled 15 + 25 (1d100 + 25) >>5594387 >Annoying gym leader All stall teams are annoying and that’s where Gurie’s heart is. The complaining is just the icing on the cake.
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MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Fri 10 Mar 2023 00:28:40 No. 5595300 Report You point. "Mimikyu quick hit hard! Hit fast! Stop her attack!" Mimikyus staff glows with electricity as the massive cat just... vanishes, emerging right in front of Mimikyu the creature swings a heavy paw and sends your puppet pixie flying. A SUCKER PUNCH? "...You ARE sending her orders!" You accuse as Mimikyu readies a second Shadow bolt, Purugly yowling as Mimikyu fires bolt after bolt at her, the Cat fleeing the electric barrage as fast as it can. "And besides! You could just not be ominous and I wouldn't be running so often." Purugly finally gets hit, a large smoke cloud emerging as the pokemon is barraged by black lighting, her movements slowing under paralysis. The principal smirks. "But I am a warden... and a educator, scaring my wards is my job." What a jerk!!!>Wait if SHE can do it... can you do it! Try to project a order into Mimikyu >Well if you are going to be scary then dont blame me for being scared. >Ignore the womans meddling focus on the battle. >Remember those times you tried to use your dark magic to mess with a pokemon battle and keep ripping a hole? What if you do that a THIRD time? Mimikyu>Push forward! >Defense! Repair your disguise while the Puruglys shocked >Use the enviroment to your advantage! Throw objects, toss water on her! Stuff to make your next attacks harder! >Play it safe you dont want Purugly to actually use Power Trip
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>>5595300 >Ignore the womans meddling focus on the battle. >Wait if SHE can do it... can you do it! Try to project a order into Mimikyu >Use the enviroment to your advantage! Throw objects, toss water on her! Stuff to make your next attacks harder! Anonymous
>>5595300 >Well if you are going to be scary then dont blame me for being scared. >Wait if SHE can do it... can you do it! Try to project a order into Mimikyu >Use the enviroment to your advantage! Throw objects, toss water on her! Stuff to make your next attacks harder! Anonymous
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>>5595300 >Wait if SHE can do it... can you do it! Try to project a order into Mimikyu I fully expect this to have the same result as the last option since we’d fall back on our ghost powers somehow.
>Defense! Repair your disguise while the Puruglys shocked Anonymous
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>>5595300 >>Remember those times you tried to use your dark magic to mess with a pokemon battle and keep ripping a hole? What if you do that a THIRD time? >Push forward! Anonymous
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>>5595300 >Wait if SHE can do it... can you do it! Try to project a order into Mimikyu don't we have telepathy ?
>Use the enviroment to your advantage! Throw objects, toss water on her! Stuff to make your next attacks harder! MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Fri 10 Mar 2023 04:32:25 No. 5595517 Report So recently ive been trying to juggle several things and doing nothing... so tomorrow imma focus immediately on doing HW, then some other shit, with this last... So even though im not calling the vote done, I WILL be calling for dice anyway.
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Rolled 56 (1d100) >>5595517 IRL comes first! No worries, QM.
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Rolled 42 (1d100) >>5595517 Sometimes rolling dice early can affect how anons vote. I certainly don’t know enough of what I’m doing to have a high roll influence my vote so no harm no foul.
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MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Sat 11 Mar 2023 03:08:11 No. 5596507 Report You frown. "Well if YOU are going to be scary then why shouldn't I be scared?" You eye the battle field... this secret base isn't entirely barren... it has the table, the bed you are still on... And a sink... Maybe you can throw a real curve ball, not hitting the cat... but the environment... And speaking of curve balls.... If the Principal can secretly send messages maybe you can too... especially since you have magic powers... You try to project a order out to Mimikyu as the Principal smiles. "Perhaps I should be less spiteful at my own success... however, you can not expect every opponent to feel bad for you Gurie, if you intend to start gang wars you need to act like a solider. Purugly puffs its chest up, seeming to swell with energy as its fur bristles outward. The cat lunges as Mimikyu leaps backward and tosses the strategy table at her. Wood and fancy electronics go everywhere, smoke filling the room with a dull haze, eletricical conductors lying everywhere and the smokey room resetting both of your pokemon's status changes... which suits you fine. "Purrr...." The cat growls in anger. Youve pissed it off, you got some shots in... but you havent seemed to have seriously... hurt it. Which is shocking given shadow moves are supposed to be supereffective against normies... and also its a giant tubby cat!>SHADOW BOLT! >Interrogate the principal! What even is her name >Throw her off, accept her apology >Write in >GO MIMIKYU SHADOW PRINCESS!
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>>5596507 >GO MIMIKYU SHADOW PRINCESS! Anonymous
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>>5596510 >>Throw her off, accept her apology And this too
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>>5596507 >Throw her off, accept her apology >GO MIMIKYU SHADOW PRINCESS! Anonymous
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>>5596507 >Throw her off, accept her apology >GO MIMIKYU SHADOW PRINCESS! I’m glad my dumb attempt at a Gurie-styled shadow move lives on.
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>>5596507 >Throw her off, accept her apology >GO MIMIKYU SHADOW PRINCESS! Anonymous
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>>5596507 >>Interrogate the principal! What even is her name MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Sat 11 Mar 2023 04:40:41 No. 5596601 Report dice +15
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MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Sun 12 Mar 2023 06:19:00 No. 5598161 Report "You know what..." You shrug. "That's fair I suppose. I have a lot of growing to do." The woman raises her eyebrow. "Why... yes... but since when are you-" "GO MIMIKYU! SHADOW PRINCESS!" You hold your arm outstretch as the room stands still. "Um... what?" The principals curved face twists in a frown. "First you decide you need to change... then you try a move that doesn't exist? And even if you were I would've hoped to have actually seen something." You look again and Mimikyu isn't simply standing still... he's focusing... charging his energy as Purugly hones her claws... And then.... "Now... that apology you were giving me-" The Principal begins as a giant column of shadow emerges from Mimikyu a loud "OH HO HO HO" echoing as the energy coalasces into a giant puppet... you! The shadow you laughs and then explodes into sparkles, raining down on Mimikyu. He's suddenly vibrating with energy, faster, stronger, sturdier... and Purugly's fist slams into his face. Mimikyu is sent back as brutal swing knocks him back... but not down. "Impressive Gurie." The Principal says with a smile. "It seems you are doing plenty of growing already... Though that attack was a tad... tacky.">Well... I like tacky! >I said I wanted a move based on me... I guess I got a move OF me >...Shrug >Hit hard with shadow bolt again! >Maybe you should mix it up with a different shadow attack! Up close shadow melee moves! >You know you never got to use shadow sky... >Write in
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>>5598161 >>Well... I like tacky! >You know you never got to use shadow sky... Anonymous
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>>5598161 >Well... I like tacky! >Maybe you should mix it up with a different shadow attack! Up close shadow melee moves! Anonymous
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>>5598161 >I said I wanted a move based on me... I guess I got a move OF me >You know you never got to use shadow sky... Anonymous
>>5598161 >Well... I like tacky! >You know you never got to use shadow sky... Anonymous
>>5598161 >Well... I like tacky! >You know you never got to use shadow sky... Anonymous
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MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Sun 12 Mar 2023 19:25:47 No. 5598922 Report dice
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Rolled 93 (1d100) >>5598922 Not only did Mimikyu make a new move, he made it in our image. And she has the gall to call it tacky?
We really need to wipe the floor with her. She may not be a pervert, but she has negative taste and that’s no good either.
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MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Mon 13 Mar 2023 02:23:13 No. 5599282 Report "Hey! I like tacky!" You pout. "I EAT tacky. Everyone knows who I am BEFORE I met them, what's the point in NOT being tacky." "An observation not an argument." The Principal says smiling. "As long as you understand the flashiness of the move there isn't a issue with it." She taps her staff and Purugly tries to stand up... but doesn't! She's still paralyzed! You almost forgot! "Mimikyu! Let's keep setting the stage." Mimikyu nods waving his staff in the air. The room goes dark, red ribbons flying over head... not holes in realities but... hairline fractures, that leak energy not of this world or distortions... something darker... something other... Something that causes gradual damage like sand so maybe it's not that scary... Or maybe you are going to give everyone Soul cancer... you hope not.>Finish this! Shadow Moon! >Push in! Shadow Paw, strike until the enemy is out >Last chance to give up Principal... before I unleash... my SECOND supermove (a lie you only had the one) >Write in
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>>5599282 >Finish this! Shadow Moon! Anonymous
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>>5599282 >Finish this! Shadow Moon! Anonymous
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>>5599282 >Finish this! Shadow Moon! Anonymous
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>>5599282 >Finish this! Shadow Moon! MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Mon 13 Mar 2023 03:05:23 No. 5599358 Report DICE! Will we get to the cake before thread 5 come on guys!!!
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Rolled 94 (1d100) >>5599358 I haven’t read the post yet I just saw dice and cake and now I’m panicking a little.
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>>5599358 Now that I’ve read it, all I can think is
>And now, in the name of the Shadow Moon, I’ll punish you! Anonymous
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MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Tue 14 Mar 2023 03:22:32 No. 5600390 Report "FINISH THIS MIMIKYU!" You don't bother with the secret message this time. "You have the sky, you have your target... SHADOW MOON!" Mimikyu leaps in the air, spining his staff in a circle, the circle hangs in the air a black moon that blocks the fell light of the glittering Shadowsky. The darkness becomes all the more stark as the shadow sky GLOWS with energy, casting a shadow over Jynx as the cat looks up confused... Then... theres a laser blast. A smoke cloud (ANOTHER one!) flies past, forcing you to advert your eyes as your nostrils smell the cloying scent of black licorice. The air clears and you see the floor ripped around the poor Purugly, iron gleaming from where wooden panels cease to be. Purugly coughs, a cloud of smoke puffing from the frazzled and battered pokmeon. "Aww Jynxy come here." The principal holds her arms out as Purugly leaps into the trainers arm, the fat cat causing the principal to give a oof as she struggles to carry the weighty beast. Purugly gives a pitiful mew as the Principal pets the pokemon. "Aw... did that Mean old Mimikyu hurt you?" "B-bu..." You look around confused, the shadow sky fading. "We were in a battle?" "Yes yes but such a VIOLENT one? Much to mean for my Jynxsy Wynxsy." She nuzzles the cat. The cat mewls happily, rubbing against the trainer... it doesn't even look that injured! "Wait... are you..." "Yes yes I am throwing the match darling I simply have to take care of my dear Jynxsy's little paw." She sits down on one of the chairs where the ruined command desk once was and begins to brush her pokemon. "Poor Jynxsy has been through enough dealing with rapscallions today haven't you? You are dismissed dear.">But I didnt win yet? Purugly barely is scratched! >This is my secret base... >...Well time for dinner >...??? Wait what's going on is this another bit? Shouldn't i be in trouble or something?
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>>5600390 >...??? Wait what's going on is this another bit? Shouldn't i be in trouble or something? Anonymous
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>>5600390 >Were my poses any good? >...Well time for dinner Anonymous
>>5600390 >This is my secret base... >Is this a bit? Am I in trouble? >Also, isn't it confusing for you and your Purugly that you named it after another Pokemon? Anonymous
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>>5600390 >This is my secret base... >...Well time for dinner Anonymous
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>>5600390 >Were my poses any good? >...Well time for dinner >I guess you can stick around if you want to relax a bit before going back to work. It’d feel weird to kick you out when you run the prison so… yeah. MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Wed 15 Mar 2023 20:17:02 No. 5602255 Report "Wait..." You frown. "This is... your in my room." "And it's in my Prison." She yawns. "But you can't just dismiss me from my own space! That's like.... rude!" "Very well then. You may stay if you want." You look around. "Is this a bit? Are am I still in trouble for running and the portals and stuff? Will guards grab me as soon as I walk out of here or something?" She sits up a bit straighter. "Gurie, you ARE in trouble. But I am not going to throw you into solitary just for running away from ME, if this was a breakout attempt there would be a different story. However not only is feeding your panic just going to warrant it later, but solitary would hardly sort YOU out. Mrs. Dargnam has already assigned you remedial lessons and you already have detention, I will simply extend these punishments, as you clearly still need to learn how to socialize." Her purugly gives a smug mew at your grief... which does remind you. "One last thing... Why did you name Purugly Jynx? Wouldn't it be confusing to name your pokemon after a different one." "Oh it is! For you and others!" She chuckles. "Jynx knows exactly who she is, as does my OTHER Jynx, it just ever so slightly makes my opponent's slip... and really all you need is a little confusion to get your foes to make very big mistakes." Oh... You glance at the clock, while you'd rather not leave her here... it IS dinner and you have a date... well a MEETING... and you can't really FORCE the warden of the school out... You leave to head to dinner. Dinner today is, following the "Alola" theme... some berry stew, or with money you could get a very fancy rice bowl with nuts and some klawf sticks... unfortunately you don't have money anymore. Your card got declined! You must've gotten some deductions somehow! You didn't even know they could do that... Well what you dont have in fancy food you have in fancy times! Who are you gonna sit with!>Your team! Keep tabs with everyone, figure out what you missed >Sunny! Last minute planning for the big hunt! >Some strangers! They are strangers! You dont know what will happen >Maybe look for that fat guy who works in student council? The one who runs the shop? Maybe you can get your money back... or some cool gadgets?
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>>5602255 >>Sunny! Last minute planning for the big hunt! Anonymous
>>5602255 >Maybe look for that fat guy who works in student council? The one who runs the shop? Maybe you can get your money back... or some cool gadgets? >>Bring our team, to aid in intimidation Anonymous
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>>5602255 >Maybe look for that fat guy who works in student council? The one who runs the shop? Maybe you can get your money back... or some cool gadgets? Anonymous
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>>5602255 Well I wanted to go find
our son bedbug again but I guess we're gonna try and get our funds restored.
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>>5602255 >Sunny! Last minute planning for the big hunt! MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Fri 17 Mar 2023 03:54:03 No. 5603921 Report You think long and hard about it but ultimately... your team probbably needs a breather from all the Rocket stuff... and more then that... you arent used to having... nothing? Sure you only lost it all a few minutes ago but you already know you don't like it. Plus it only blocks off options in the future. While Carrie may have all the connections, as leader you sortof feel like you are supposed to... fund stuff? That's what Dad did, and while you are not your dad, you do ASPIRE to him. As such you sit next to the Grub Club, much to the surprise of Carrie a few tables away... and the club itself. The Grub Club is the gang arm (or maybe a school club) of Wide Tony a obese treasurer who looks down at you from a bowl of Saimin, the behemoth stares at you as he slurps a Crabrawler Cake (Which is apparently made of shed shells). "Who are you?" His gang also stares, ominously chewing on sandwiches of... did they just spoon the stew and some rice on bread? Whack... The group is a bit shifty... though who isn't, but they don't seem half as wired as Sunny's crew... On the table is a embarassment of caloric riches which the group is communally nabbing from, pulling out berries and chips and all sorts of sweets.>um... money? >Wait those are Slacker snaps in the pile! Nab some >So I hear you and Carrie are friends! Im her friend too >Wait do you actually don't know me? I thought everyone did for some weird reason... Hi I am Gurie Niamic >Okay so, here me out, if a crazy magical old lady ambushes you, its not unreasonable to run away right?
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>>5603921 >um... money? >Okay so, here me out, if a crazy magical old lady ambushes you, its not unreasonable to run away right? Anonymous
>>5603921 >Wait do you actually don't know me? I thought everyone did for some weird reason... Hi I am Gurie Niamic >So I hear you and Carrie are friends! Im her friend too ...
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>um... money? Anonymous
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>>5603929 >>5603952 Both of these are good, but in going with
>>5603929 , I think it gets us to the answer quicker Anonymous
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>>5603921 >Wait do you actually don't know me? I thought everyone did for some weird reason... Hi I am Gurie Niamic >So I hear you and Carrie are friends! Im her friend too >um... money? Anonymous
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>>5603921 >>Wait do you actually don't know me? I thought everyone did for some weird reason... Hi I am Gurie Niamic Anonymous
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>>5603921 >>5603952 I’ll back this since I really am surprised the world doesn’t revolve around us. Introductions are in order.
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MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Sat 18 Mar 2023 04:50:39 No. 5605490 Report "Um... Money. I want money please... that's who I am. Just a... hopeful customer." Tony nods, grabbing a bag of your dad's snacks, ripping it open and chewing on some between noodle slurps. "Alright... sure. Who doesn't want money, and I can respect discretion a bit." He leans forward. "Why should you get a penny?" "Well... I deserve it! My finances were unnecessarily seized, all because some stupid old lady scared me." "Go on..." "Listen, if a old lady has magical and goverment authority, and she sneaks up on you and challenges you to a pokemon battle, its REASONABLE to say no right." You pound the table. "As a WOMAN I have a right to say no!" "That's not for battles." Tony says tipping the rest of the bowls broth down his throat. "That's meant for sex." You frown. "What's sex?" "...Ah. Carry on, you ran from this lady?" "Yeah! And then she chased me so I ran FASTER, and then she got her stupid battle and I am STILL broke! I WON! I should have my money!" The man sighs. "Let me see your point card." He helds out a snack dust ridden dinnerplate of a palm. You hand him your card and he swipes it gingerly to a pokenavi he was holding. He nods. "Yep, just as I figured... you got penalized during lockdown." He hands the card back to you. "Happens when you piss off the big wigs." You pout "But I WON. She's supposed to pay me." "She didn't charge you.">HUH? Who did? >So what? Do I just cope? I hate coping I need money. >Why do you even have all this food anyway, I've seen how much you eat, its not actually THIS much. *Gesture to the pile* >If your treasurer do you control the food? Can I change the menu?
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>>5605490 >HUH? Who did? >So what? Do I just cope? I hate coping I need money. Cope? Skill issue.
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>>5605490 "What's sex?" Oh gosh, Gurie, aren't you... Like, 18 or 19 or something? Oh boy. Dad dropped the ball HARD. What do we think a pervert IS?!
>HUH? Who did? >So what? Do I just cope? I hate coping I need money. Anonymous
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MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Sat 18 Mar 2023 07:48:28 No. 5605588 Report >>5605505 Perverts are people who annoy you when you dont want them to silly!
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>>5605490 Could have been our Count Olaf warden we ran by.
>HUH? Who did? >So what? Do I just cope? I hate coping I need money. >>5605588 Ah, this explains so much. It also gives new questions, but ones I have better theories to.
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>>5605588 Oh, that explains it. I thought Gurie was just super prude at first, but it seems her catchphrase is just “baka” from a clueless girl.
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MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Sun 19 Mar 2023 00:08:24 No. 5606619 Report "What? Who could've done it then?" He checks the tablet. "A Warden Snicker, the listed reason is "Skipping detention."" T-that's... well technically true.. but unfair! You still had to do the damn match and all that horrible horrible cardio! What's even the point of skiping school if SCHOOL steals your lunch money... Why is it that you've never eaten lunch anyway? "...So what? Mean old Snicker wins? I just have to earn all that money back the hard way?" He nods. "Pretty much, that's why they let you have it in the first place, so they can take it away. Privileges and all that." "But I don't care about privilege I care about cake! And snacks! How can I eat luxurious piles of snacks like you if I have to start over?" You slump over. "I wanted a cool gang party." "Well..." The man puts his bowl down, a woman to his right handing him a... Alolan Pizza (THEY HAVE PIZZA HERE?). "I CAN assist... have you heard of... a school club?">No that's fine I already have a weapon, its a shovel not a club >No? >Is this a thing where I have to socialize? >Wait I am going to have to be in class, clubs, AND a gang? This is a very complicated lackadaisic prison lifestyle! >Arent those the thing in the mangas that try to fight each other with sports weapons? >Why would me joining a club give me money? >*Whimper* >Write in >Actually yes I have heard about School Clubs and have a accurate estimation of them despite my sheltered lifestyle (lie)
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>>5606619 >No that's fine I already have a weapon, its a shovel not a club >Wait I am going to have to be in class, clubs, AND a gang? This is a very complicated lackadaisic prison lifestyle! >Also detention for being a bad dancer! Anonymous
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>>5606619 >Is it that thing in anime where they waste time at school while pretending to be productive? I pretty much already do that without the pretending part! Anonymous
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>>5606619 >Arent those the thing in the mangas that try to fight each other with sports weapons? >Why would me joining a club give me money? Anonymous
>>5606619 >No that's fine I already have a weapon, its a shovel not a club >Is it that thing in anime where they waste time at school while pretending to be productive? I pretty much already do that without the pretending part! >Why would me joining a club give me money? Anonymous
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>>5606619 >Arent those the thing in the mangas that try to fight each other with sports weapons? Anonymous
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>>5606619 >Actually yes I have heard about School Clubs and have a accurate estimation of them despite my sheltered lifestyle (lie) MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc
MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Mon 20 Mar 2023 03:40:03 No. 5608522 Report You frown confused... "But I already have a shovel... why would I need a club?" "Huh?" Wide Tony adjusts his glasses with his pinky finger, his other hand reaching for his glass of soda. "No no it's a group not a weapon... or a gardening tool? Wh-" "Oh! Wait I remember! From the cartoons! They like... try to attack people right? With their club weapons? ...Isn't that just a gang?" He shakes his head. "They are EXTRACURRICULOR groups, students are meant to bond over recreational activities to boost our physical prowess, provide social work, or deepen our cultural appreciation." He licks his pizza greese hand clean and elbows the woman next to him, who reaches into her bag for a box of wet napkins. "Like the Grub Club, we work on food appreciation... we even sponsored this Alola Day." So HES why the food is weird today. "So what... it's a hobby?" "A GANG of hobbyists to be clear, and its sanctioned by the school." Tony wipes his hands clean, going back to tapping on his club list. "It'd take a block of your school day off but if you join one you can gather funds rather quickly... unless you plan to just challenge people to trainer battles to make your cash... but there's a club for that too." "But... why would that even give me money? Am I just embezzling the budget?" He shakes his hand. "Council President implemented a rule, some new initiative to try to "Break the gangs up." He scratches his chin. "Principal approved it very quickly too, you get a bit of a salary for attending club hours. ">Okay... cool... so what clubs ARE there >...is there a BETTER option maybe? Like... missions? >Nah this is all too much work, Id much rather be a free spirited gang leader >Write in
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>>5608522 >This sounds like a job... >...is there a BETTER option maybe? Like... missions? Anonymous
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>>5608522 >Nah this is all too much work, Id much rather be a free spirited gang leader >...is there a BETTER option maybe? Like... missions? Anonymous
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>>5608522 >Okay... cool... so what clubs ARE there Anonymous
>>5608522 >This sounds like a job... >...is there a BETTER option maybe? Like... missions? >Well, uh, can you tell me what clubs there are? FornorealreasonIpromise Anonymous
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>>5608522 >>5608791 Supporting.
I’m sure we can join a club dedicated to tearing down the walls of reality and profiting off things on the other side. We’re totally not the only person with that kind of power and we keep doing it by accident, so it’s easy money to do it on purpose with others. Right?
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MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:Xl+/gtuQ Mon 20 Mar 2023 20:35:20 No. 5609188 Report You glare up at Wide Tony. "That's... that's a job! You want me to work! For HOURLY WAGE?" "No." He belches, a hand rubbing his immense gut. "YOU wanted money, I am OFFERING you a hourly wage." "Wh-wh- I am a heiress to a snack empire! If I wanted to work don't you think I would've?" Tony's face scrunches in confusion. "I... your some heiress? To what? A bakery?" Oh yeah you forgot, he's technically a stranger with a navi, not some machevellian manipulator who has your dossier from day 1... like the rest of school. "But... surely theres something better to do? Like... a mission? Can't I just do ONE thing, get my money and leave?" "Hmmmm..." The man adjusts his glasses. "Yes I think so, the clubs could probbably use some assistance here and there... and there are bounties... would that interest you?">Yes Lets do some club side missions >Yes lets do a bounty! >...Fine I'll do the stupid club >You know what, poverty is underrated I'll find some other way >Write in
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>>5609188 >Yes Lets do some club side missions It's the work that we avoid/so we're all self-employed/we love t work at nothing all day!
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>>5609188 >Yes Lets do some club side missions Anonymous
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>>5609188 >>Yes lets do a bounty! Anonymous
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>>5609188 >Yes Lets do some club side missions I guess this circles back to my idea of making Gurie a power/information broker between different gangs because that seemed like the least amount of work. Gotta start somewhere.
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>>5609188 >Yes Lets do some club side missions Anonymous
May want to start a new thread soon; this one's almost bumped.
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MyNameIsMimikyu !vgxEq5eAsc ID:gv15eP3U Wed 22 Mar 2023 04:27:44 No. 5610771 Report >>5610757 I will do it when i need to, its already archived and if i wait till it gets bumped off i can reuse the icon... also its been a bad school week so ive not had the time i did before so shits sloooooow
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>>5610771 No worries, QM. I appreciate the hard work you put into this quest, and it's a blast thus far! Go at your own pace.