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Officially, each of you is a member of Joe Biden's Cabinet. The truth is much darker. You are part of a cabal of evil humans and non-humans who lead and manage our planet, hidden in the ungodly spaceship Discordia, orbiting around Earth. Earth is a vast loosh farm serving the interests of intergalactic shareholders, and your job is to harvest as much loosh (emotional energy) as possible from the human populations. Do you remember Project MKUltra? That was your work. Throughout history, dissidents have been given various forms of torture, such as lobotomization, forced abortion, electroconvulsive therapy, and ingestion of mind alterating drugs, all to cause psychological terror and produce high-quality loosh. The humans who faithfully serve the NWO are rewarded with adrenochrome, the life-extending drug infused with loosh.
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In this quest, you will be playing as real-life public figure of neoliberal inclinations. (No anime or fictional characters.) You can also play as a reptilian alien, a tall grey alien, or mantis alien, although this will not confer any special bonus.>Secretary of State >Secretary of the Treasury >Secretary of Defense >Attorney General >Secretary of the Interior >Secretary of Agriculture >Secretary of Commerce >Secretary of Labor >Secretary of Health and Human Services >Secretary of Housing and Urban Development >Secretary of Transportation >Secretary of Energy >Secretary of Education >Secretary of Veterans Affairs >Secretary of Homeland Security
Literal Aliens
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>>5580284 Fuck it
>Secretary of Homeland Security We Men in Black now.
Anonymous
>>5580284 >Secretary of Defense Reptilian time.
Sidney Gottlieb
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>>5580284 >Secretary of Education MK Ultra 2: Electric boogaloo time.
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>>5580364 >Error: RFID microchip not found >Error: identification required Norm Al Manny
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>>5580388 Nothing to see here chief.
Anonymous
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>>5580284 >Mantis Alien >Secretary of Agriculture Only makes sense a bug alien would be in charge of plant stuff.
Tump
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>>5580284 Tonald Tump
Secretary of Energy
Anonymous
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>>5580284 >>Secretary of State Hulk Hogan
>>Secretary of the Treasury Scott Hall
>>Attorney General Kevin Nash
Anonymous
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>>5580284 >Secretary of Education Real identity unknown, but goes by the handle of Soot Nasser
Yamano Mitsuha !EhFoBAewh6
Yamano Mitsuha !EhFoBAewh6 ID:z4qoLqP2 Mon 27 Feb 2023 05:25:13 No. 5583241 Report Quoted By:
>>5580284 >Secretary of Commerce I am neutral capitalist. So long as this order remains Neoliberal and does not devolve into filthy communism... I suppose I can work with this administration as well.
Larry Silverstein
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>>5580284 >Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Larry Silverstein. Secretary of Interior Stalin
Secretary of Interior Stalin ID:ensIIylq Tue 28 Feb 2023 16:01:42 No. 5584593 Report Quoted By:
>>5580284 Secretary of the Interior
Joseph Stalin.
Anonymous
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>>5580284 Zelensky
Secretary of Homeland Security
PrinceofHeart !!2faonqhJvXc
PrinceofHeart !!2faonqhJvXc ID:f4qIOYLc Wed 01 Mar 2023 01:38:08 No. 5585127 Report Quoted By:
>>5580284 >Secretary of Health and Human Services >JC Denton “So you think you know better than FEMA what to do with tonight’s Ambrosia shipment?”
Kang and Kodos
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>>5580284 Kang and Kodos: Secretary(s) of Labor
I have an alternative member of the cabal to be if our benefactor Δ finds this choice distasteful[/spoiler:lit] Anonymous
>Posted 5 days ago >OP has not been seen since
Anonymous
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>>5586003 Holy shit. I actually completely forgot about starting this quest. My bad. I get those quest ideas, daydream about them all day, then get absorbed in another task. It would be lovely if you take it over.
Norm Al Manny
Secretary of Interior Stalin
Secretary of Interior Stalin ID:ensIIylq Thu 02 Mar 2023 21:34:51 No. 5586842 Report Quoted By:
>>5586003 Go ahead Comrade, it'll do us wonders!
Yog Sothoth
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>People actually want me to run this
Yog Sothoth
Current Cabinet>Secretary of State: Hulk Hogan >Secretary of the Treasury: Scott Hall >Secretary of Defense: Norm Al Manny >Attorney General: Kevin Nash >Secretary of the Interior: Joseph Stalin >Secretary of Agriculture: Mantis Alien >Secretary of Commerce: Yamano Mitsuha >Secretary of Labor: Kang and Kodos >Secretary of Health and Human Services: JC Denton >Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Larry Silverstein >Secretary of Transportation: >Secretary of Energy: Tonald Tump >Secretary of Education: Sidney Gottlieb, Soot Nasser >Secretary of Veterans Affairs: VACANT >Secretary of Homeland Security: Literal Aliens, Zelensky >Ambassador to the United Nations: VACANT >National Security Advisor: VACANT >Director of National Intelligence: VACANT >Director of the Office of Management and Budget: VACANT >Administrator of the United States Agency for International Development (USAID) >Administrator of FEMA: VACANT >Fake another global pandemic. The last one was pretty effective, made us a lot of loosh. >Organise a new war in Europe. Peoples anxieties about war should be easy to exploit. >Create new legal drugs to sell to people. Addictive and degenerative, it should accelerate the collapse of society. >Crash the economy. When people lose their money they’ll become real deperate. >Pump the global warming propaganda while making it worse. Pollute! Pollute! Pollute! >Expand Epstein island and focus on kidnapping children. All of them.
Secretary of Interior Stalin
Secretary of Interior Stalin ID:ensIIylq Fri 03 Mar 2023 14:36:19 No. 5587523 Report Quoted By:
>>5587424 >Organize a new war in Europe "Comrades of the American Politburo, we must do what we can to create instability in Europe first. It will be most beneficial to our plans if the Europeans get anxious first, then the Americans, then the rest.
Secretary of Education Soot Nasser
Secretary of Education Soot Nasser ID:wHOaaKXq Fri 03 Mar 2023 15:38:43 No. 5587557 Report Quoted By:
>>5587424 Ramp up local psyops and secure homefield first. Brainwash some new mass shooters.
Norm Al Manny
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>>5587424 >Organise a new war in Europe. Peoples anxieties about war should be easy to exploit. Gentlemen, we stand here in the year of our Dark Lord 5781, 75 years since Europe last felt the reality of war. What I am saying, gentlmen, is that WE HAVE OPTION! Bosnia and Kosovo can still be lit alight like the powderkeg that they are, Cyprus likewise may pull Turkey and Greece into a conflict if handled correctly, the Donbas is still consuming the lives of those foolish huma-I mean europeans!
Gentlemen, we have options, we only need to act!
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Anonymous
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>>5587424 >Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Oliver North, he knows how to keep old soldiers busy and making money
>Secretary of Transportation: Elon Musk
Kang and Kudos
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>>5587424 >Organise a new war in Europe. Peoples anxieties about war should be easy to exploit Bring back trench warfare. Make them sit in dirt holes and shell them for a few years. Make them remember how good they have had it
Yog Sothoth
It’ll be simple. You’ll organise more conflict and instability in Europe, it’s ripe for a new conflict, and with the suffering of untold millions you’ll have plenty of opportunities to harvest that sweet, sweet loosh. With your position as the most powerful country in the world, it should be an easy job. Your masters aboard the Discordia should be pleased. But first, you have to figure out how to start it. How will you go about doing that?>Contact your colleagues in charge of other European nations. England and Germany are the big ones. If you coordinate something with them it should be simple. >The Balkans are always ready for a war. It’s just a matter of the right motivation. >The Ukraine has been trying to get in the good graces of your masters for a while. And they’re no friends of Russia, a bastion of Tradition and anti-globalism which must be eliminated. >Accelerate your other plans. Everyone must eat the bugs and own nothing. The people will rebel, but that’s what you’re counting on.
Norm Al Manny
>>5589613 >The Balkans are always ready for a war. It’s just a matter of the right motivation. Bosnia could fit some more minefields.
>country roll Gentlemen, I propose to install our enlightened rule in Brazil, it has already fallen prey to our transgender-industrial complex and is generating a large amount of misery as it is, we only need to turn our informal covert rule into a formal covert one.
Secretary of Interior Stalin
Secretary of Interior Stalin ID:ensIIylq Sun 05 Mar 2023 16:19:15 No. 5590024 Report Quoted By:
>>5589940 A most agreeable choice, comrade! I agree.
Zelensky, Department of Homeland Security
Zelensky, Department of Homeland Security ID:OVFBFcBR Sun 05 Mar 2023 20:24:54 No. 5590254 Report Quoted By:
>>5589613 >The Ukraine has been trying to get in the good graces of your masters for a while. And they’re no friends of Russia, a bastion of Tradition and anti-globalism which must be eliminated. The Vatniks must be stopped before their efforts in the donbass pay off, and no more. We must immediately start a massive war and strike down Putin once and for all!
Kang and Kudos
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>>5589613 >Contact your colleagues in charge of other European nations. England and Germany are the big ones. If you coordinate something with them it should be simple. I've been wanting to see a sequel to Battle of Britain for years now
