Rolled 39 (1d100)

APOSTLE MALIK CHARLES KANCHOPPA! You are our most esteemed CEO-Apostle of the Kanchoppa Group! You, with your dashing white robes and your GOD-GIVEN visions, have blessed us with not only your wisdom and miracles, but also your wondrous MECHA COMPANY!

I, your dear esteemed righthand - VICE-APOSTLE ANDREWS "MAFIA" TIGERMAN! - have before you a list of the most esteemed tasks for the day!

Pick multiple, in whatsoever order. Or ignore said task!
(roll 1d100)
>Oversee MECHA technology and advancement
>Meet with the UNICEF representative
>Meet with the President of Egalitaria
>Bless your congregation
>Kill some piece of shit motherfuckers held in the jail cell of DARKNESS!