SRM quest is a more "gamey" quest about being an evil minion over a period of 12 hours. The Five win condition of this quest are as follows:
A: Earn the coveted "employee of the month" shirt.
B: Escape the dungeon and become FREE.
C: Kill the HERO.
D: Prank / molest / bully the Overlord and survive.
E: Complete your "class specific" quest.
You win by achieving any two of these, but it is possible to succeed at all five in the same run. You lose if you:
A: DIE
B: Fail your "class specific" minion prerogative.
C: 12 hours pass
Losing the game simply means a fresh start with a new minion. The dungeon will always reset to the same place, and events will always play out the same way unless you change them.

More mechanics will be explained as they come up.