Yer a wizard Anon, or you will be in 5 minutes as the clock counts down to midnight when your last day as a 29 year old will be over, happy birthday by the way.

Perhaps it was due to your own dismay, maybe life really did dealt you a bad hand, or maybe you willingly forsook the carnal pleasures. Regardless of your circumstances, the game of life isn’t for you, so perhaps Magic the Gathering is more to your liking.

The clock continues. T minus 60 seconds ‘till midnight. What sort of wizard will you become?

>Use that vestigial organ you call a frontal cortex and manifest an archetype, real or otherwise.