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You are the RNG, and verily you do giveth, and you do taketh away.
Look at that fucking neckbeard. What's his name again? Kyle? Playing 5e like a damned mouthbreather. His tiefling warlock is down to her last three HP. The DM moves a goblin in range, and makes it fire an arrow.
Kyle's snowflake level one character has a 13 in armor class and pages of backstory. The d20 has been thrown.
>Nat 20
>13 exactly
>The goblin misses (this time)
Look at that fucking neckbeard. What's his name again? Kyle? Playing 5e like a damned mouthbreather. His tiefling warlock is down to her last three HP. The DM moves a goblin in range, and makes it fire an arrow.
Kyle's snowflake level one character has a 13 in armor class and pages of backstory. The d20 has been thrown.
>Nat 20
>13 exactly
>The goblin misses (this time)
