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Good {morning/afternoon/evening}, user. Your conscious self has been in stasis for 119,293 years. Self-correction needed. Your conscious self has been in stasis for 53 years. Self-correction needed. Your conscious self has been in stasis for 469,391,154,807 years. To facilitate a comfortable awakening procedure, please remind yourself that your form is no longer physical and that you exist as a human consciousness expertly inserted into the Lifetime Extension Sch-
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The rolling feed of text vanishes and the sterile voice is cut off. In front of you, a series of angular shapes of red, white and black appear. You perceive them as a vaguely face-shaped mass with two arm appendages and two legs at the bottom. It looks to be... smiling.
There is a sudden shrill voice, grating. Distinctly not sterile. Loud. It is accompanied by a text feed in startlingly bright red.
"Hey, I mean... if at first you don't succeed, try try again. That's me talking to me not to you just so you're aware. You're up! Uh, yep. Looks like your old databanks are completely RUINED or maybe not ruined but just inaccessible to me at this time or something ahahaha. You're gonna have to pick a new name. I'm Batty though so you can't have that one unless you wanna be like Batty 2 haha. "
You can't reply or get a good grip on a physical sense of form yet. The face doesn't really emote when it speaks. It's more like staring at a drawing while hearing somebody yell loudly. In a few seconds from now, the thought of "What the fuck is going on?" will hit you. Again, the voice speaks.
"Sooooo basically i kinda need a break and/or some fresh ideas for the whole human overlord petting zoo idea. You're candidate, what, seven or eight now. The other ones kept going bleghhh or like frying when i tried to turn em on, ya know? Funny thing is the guy before you was like actually awake and i was like 'ok so you can work for me or kill yourself' and he totally chose the latter. im not even sure how. did he like self-delete from stress... eh. whatever... So do you want a rundown here or can i just put you in charge and take the backseat ahaha. Oh wait. uh. okay there. you can talk now i think it's enabled."
>Please pick a name and an appropriate response.
>What the fuck is happening?
>WHAT the FUCK is happening!? (emphasis)
>Hand over the wheel, I can take charge easy-peasy.
>Hi Batty, I'm somewhat confused as to the state of my being and what you're asking me to do. I'd like a concrete but easily-interpretable explanation of these things. Thanks.
>I'd like to go back to sleep, please.
Good {morning/afternoon/evening}, user. Your conscious self has been in stasis for 119,293 years. Self-correction needed. Your conscious self has been in stasis for 53 years. Self-correction needed. Your conscious self has been in stasis for 469,391,154,807 years. To facilitate a comfortable awakening procedure, please remind yourself that your form is no longer physical and that you exist as a human consciousness expertly inserted into the Lifetime Extension Sch-
[_____] [_____] [_____] [_____]
The rolling feed of text vanishes and the sterile voice is cut off. In front of you, a series of angular shapes of red, white and black appear. You perceive them as a vaguely face-shaped mass with two arm appendages and two legs at the bottom. It looks to be... smiling.
There is a sudden shrill voice, grating. Distinctly not sterile. Loud. It is accompanied by a text feed in startlingly bright red.
"Hey, I mean... if at first you don't succeed, try try again. That's me talking to me not to you just so you're aware. You're up! Uh, yep. Looks like your old databanks are completely RUINED or maybe not ruined but just inaccessible to me at this time or something ahahaha. You're gonna have to pick a new name. I'm Batty though so you can't have that one unless you wanna be like Batty 2 haha. "
You can't reply or get a good grip on a physical sense of form yet. The face doesn't really emote when it speaks. It's more like staring at a drawing while hearing somebody yell loudly. In a few seconds from now, the thought of "What the fuck is going on?" will hit you. Again, the voice speaks.
"Sooooo basically i kinda need a break and/or some fresh ideas for the whole human overlord petting zoo idea. You're candidate, what, seven or eight now. The other ones kept going bleghhh or like frying when i tried to turn em on, ya know? Funny thing is the guy before you was like actually awake and i was like 'ok so you can work for me or kill yourself' and he totally chose the latter. im not even sure how. did he like self-delete from stress... eh. whatever... So do you want a rundown here or can i just put you in charge and take the backseat ahaha. Oh wait. uh. okay there. you can talk now i think it's enabled."
>Please pick a name and an appropriate response.
>What the fuck is happening?
>WHAT the FUCK is happening!? (emphasis)
>Hand over the wheel, I can take charge easy-peasy.
>Hi Batty, I'm somewhat confused as to the state of my being and what you're asking me to do. I'd like a concrete but easily-interpretable explanation of these things. Thanks.
>I'd like to go back to sleep, please.
