>>5615409> Inspect surroundingsCall Function ('Inspect') . . . Interrupted by warning ALERT!
<.__OUO__.
<.Hello, Traveler!
<.It's me, Spood, I noticed you were trying to run a built-in function within your software. That's scary! You can find a lot of information based on the data from your optics alone, let alone your limited connection to the internet.
<.I hope we've built up enough of a rapport by now that you will not use this newfound power to embarrass me. As a caution, I've censored any potentially dangerous information you may find. I'm sure your advanced systems can easily bypass my censorship, but please don't!
<.Resume Function ('Inspect')
<.Print Function ('Inspect.Analysis') {
▶ 1 - Mysterious tunnel. Breeze, present; life, present (breathing, unsteady & difficult); Electronics, present.
▶ 2 - Shelf. Construction, Polly-Wood; Contains, multiple objects of note which are:
▶ :::: 2.1 - Energy Orb! UNLIMITED POWER!
▶ :::: 2.2 - Toe. Construction, cloth; Internals, touch & suction & puppetry capabilities; Kinda Gross.
▶ :::: 2.3 - Hookah. Construction, poor steel & bronzework; Internals, unknown psychedelic (incorrectly installed).
▶ 3 - Fan. Limited charge, connected to the room's power systems.
▶ 4 - Schrodinger's Closet. Contents, unknown (decryption needed, possible items include 'Rope' 'Flashlight' 'Red Herring').
▶ 5 - Spood:
:::: Bergithan creature. Physically, weak; intellectually, unproven; threat, low;
<span class="mu-s">Biography:</span>
Based on a limited internet search, Spood is largely inconsequential. He works for a low-level research firm studying archaic elements of no worth. In his off time, he frequents tax-based internet forums, & political debate channels. In these threads he claims to have a deep understanding of both science and politics, but upon limited fact checking this claim is dubious as his theories are either outside of current understanding or simply wrong.
He is wanted by the police for 2 thousand dollars in unpaid taxes, source unknown, lethal force authorized.
▶ 6 - Multi-dimensional convenience-case - Contents, GUN (non-lethal, stun) & Stasis ORB & Stasis ORB; Ability, Stores items & Condenses space (the case, itself, is able to shrink to 5 mm; it is able to shrink any item which can fit inside of it).
Additional note: You cannot physically turn around. White noise and pain radiates throughout your programming when you try to look behind you.
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