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You are Dr. Jack Bright. You recently accepted a deal with SCP-738 which caused the current Administrator to die of "natural causes" and made the 05 Council choose you to take his place. The price being that you cannot perform any action until the majority of all the new voices in your head agree on it. The list of things you can not do at the Foundation is now null and void. You can do whatever you want and no one, not even the 05 Council, can or will stop you. What will your first act as Administrator be?>create something using SCP-914 >authorize Dr. Clef to have full unrestricted access to SCP-166 (The Teenage Gaea) >pet an instance of SCP-939 and ask it "Who's a good boy?" >buy something from SCP-261 >disband the Ethics Committee >give SCP-096 a hug >give orders to SCP-705 >ask SCP-953 out on a date >spread peanut butter all over SCP-173 >cross test SCP-738 with SCP-343 to see how they would react to each other, and to see if 738 can even offer 343 anything >relocate SCP-261 and SCP-294 into your office >teach an instance of SCP-939 to say "That person, Edward." >replace the buckshot in Dr. Clef's shotgun shells with confetti >something else (write in)
Anonymous
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>>5617746 >feed amulet to 682 He's a self-insert of a kiddie diddler. Choose a better character next time.
Anonymous
>>5617746 >>create something using SCP-914 what if we put the amulet in it
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>>5617849 +1 Put it on 1:1
Dr. Bright's Subconscious !!uIO+YcLGVsv
Dr. Bright's Subconscious !!uIO+YcLGVsv ID:naa/bkEW Wed 29 Mar 2023 06:11:44 No. 5618830 Report >>5617849 >>5617888 You have decided to create something using SCP-914. You weren't sure what to put in there first, so you decided to yeet SCP-963 inside in input booth and set it to 1:1. Upon opening the output booth you find ... a My Little Pony amulet. You theorize that it retained its anomalous properties, and you're not sure why 914 chose My Little Pony of all things. What would your next action be?
>check to see if this new amulet retained the anomalous properties the old one had >create something else using SCP-914 >authorize Dr. Clef to have full unrestricted access to SCP-166 (The Teenage Gaea) >pet an instance of SCP-939 and ask it "Who's a good boy?" >buy something from SCP-261 >disband the Ethics Committee >give SCP-096 a hug >give orders to SCP-705 >ask SCP-953 out on a date >spread peanut butter all over SCP-173 >cross test SCP-738 with SCP-343 to see how they would react to each other, and to see if 738 can even offer 343 anything >relocate SCP-261 and SCP-294 into your office >teach an instance of SCP-939 to say "That person, Edward." >replace the buckshot in Dr. Clef's shotgun shells with confetti >something else (write in) Anonymous
>>5618830 >>disband the Ethics Committee Anonymous
>>5618830 >disband the Ethics Committee Dr. Bright's Subconscious !!uIO+YcLGVsv
Dr. Bright's Subconscious !!uIO+YcLGVsv ID:naa/bkEW Thu 30 Mar 2023 05:31:57 No. 5619884 Report >>5618850 >>5619088 Your next act as the Administrator is to disband the Ethics Committee. This is something you've been wanting to see happen for a very, very long time. As soon as you gave the order, a few researchers have assigned several D-Class to be their slaves. Some of them are beaten for disobeying their assigned Foundation Staff's orders, others are starved to the point where they are severely malnourished, some are shot in the head by Dr. Clef with his shotgun whenever he needs to let off some steam. Many D-Class personnel are not happy with they way they are now being treated. None of the SCPs are affected by the lack of the Ethics Committee.
>have several D-Class fight each other gladiator-style for the amusement of yourself and other researchers >check to see if this new amulet retained the anomalous properties the old one had >create something using SCP-914 >authorize Dr. Clef to have full unrestricted access to SCP-166 (The Teenage Gaea) >pet an instance of SCP-939 and ask it "Who's a good boy?" >buy something from SCP-261 >disband the Ethics Committee >give SCP-096 a hug >give orders to SCP-705 >ask SCP-953 out on a date >spread peanut butter all over SCP-173 >cross test SCP-738 with SCP-343 to see how they would react to each other, and to see if 738 can even offer 343 anything >relocate SCP-261 and SCP-294 into your office >teach an instance of SCP-939 to say "That person, Edward." >replace the buckshot in Dr. Clef's shotgun shells with confetti >something else (write in) Anonymous
>>5619884 >teach an instance of SCP-939 to say "That person, Edward." Dr. Bright's Subconscious !!uIO+YcLGVsv
Dr. Bright's Subconscious !!uIO+YcLGVsv ID:9LZ5UfDP Mon 03 Apr 2023 21:25:23 No. 5625870 Report >>5621241 After rewatching the entire Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood series, for the 26th time, you've gotten idea after watching the fourth episode. You head to SCP-939's containment chamber, and approach one of the contained good boys. You spend 3 days and 3 nights in there, but you were successful. SCP-939-6 now occasionally says " That person, Edward." and "Big brother Ed." Unfortunately, no one other than you thinks it's funny.
>have several D-Class fight each other gladiator-style for the amusement of yourself and other researchers >check to see if this new amulet retained the anomalous properties the old one had >create something using SCP-914 >authorize Dr. Clef to have full unrestricted access to SCP-166 (The Teenage Gaea) >pet an instance of SCP-939 and ask it "Who's a good boy?" >buy something from SCP-261 >disband the Ethics Committee >give SCP-096 a hug >give orders to SCP-705 >ask SCP-953 out on a date >spread peanut butter all over SCP-173 >cross test SCP-738 with SCP-343 to see how they would react to each other, and to see if 738 can even offer 343 anything >relocate SCP-261 and SCP-294 into your office >replace the buckshot in Dr. Clef's shotgun shells with confetti >something else (write in) Anonymous
>>5625870 >disband the Ethics Committee Dr. Bright's Subconscious !!uIO+YcLGVsv
Dr. Bright's Subconscious !!uIO+YcLGVsv ID:9LZ5UfDP Tue 04 Apr 2023 00:44:31 No. 5626056 Report >>5625907 I forgot to remove that, lol. The ethics committee has already been disbanded here
>>5619884 >have several D-Class fight each other gladiator-style for the amusement of yourself and other researchers >check to see if this new amulet retained the anomalous properties the old one had >create something using SCP-914 >authorize Dr. Clef to have full unrestricted access to SCP-166 (The Teenage Gaea) >pet an instance of SCP-939 and ask it "Who's a good boy?" >buy something from SCP-261 >give SCP-096 a hug >give orders to SCP-705 >ask SCP-953 out on a date >spread peanut butter all over SCP-173 >cross test SCP-738 with SCP-343 to see how they would react to each other, and to see if 738 can even offer 343 anything >relocate SCP-261 and SCP-294 into your office >replace the buckshot in Dr. Clef's shotgun shells with confetti >something else (write in) Dr. Bright's Subconscious !!uIO+YcLGVsv
Dr. Bright's Subconscious !!uIO+YcLGVsv ID:IGeDnHs9 Wed 12 Apr 2023 19:53:42 No. 5635018 Report Quoted By:
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>>5626056 >Place an Argentinian and an Italian into SCP-914, alongside a printed screencap of a chudjak $0y duel on booru.onions. Set to Very Fine. https://basedjak.wiki/Italo-Argentine_War Dr. Bright's Subconscious !!uIO+YcLGVsv
Dr. Bright's Subconscious !!uIO+YcLGVsv ID:xWZvrztf Tue 18 Apr 2023 04:05:22 No. 5639492 Report >>5636201 You place an Argentinian and an Italian into SCP-914, alongside a printed screencap of a chudjak $0y duel on booru.onions, set to Very Fine. The Argentinian and the Italian both are now albinos. Their lost pigment is on the paper of the printed screencap, their lighter pigment completely covering it. Their darker pigment is arranged to spell "Stop fighting and get along." You give them amnestics and release them
>have several D-Class fight each other gladiator-style for the amusement of yourself and other researchers >check to see if this new amulet retained the anomalous properties the old one had >create something else using SCP-914 >authorize Dr. Clef to have full unrestricted access to SCP-166 (The Teenage Gaea) >pet an instance of SCP-939 and ask it "Who's a good boy?" >buy something from SCP-261 >give SCP-096 a hug >give orders to SCP-705 >ask SCP-953 out on a date >spread peanut butter all over SCP-173 >cross test SCP-738 with SCP-343 to see how they would react to each other, and to see if 738 can even offer 343 anything >relocate SCP-261 and SCP-294 into your office >replace the buckshot in Dr. Clef's shotgun shells with confetti >something else (write in) Anonymous
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>>5639492 >ask SCP-953 out on a date, carry some fried tofu and peanut butter in case things go south Anonymous
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>>5639492 >write in >blow up malaysia