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Dr. Bright's Shenanigans Quest

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You are Dr. Jack Bright. You recently accepted a deal with SCP-738 which caused the current Administrator to die of "natural causes" and made the 05 Council choose you to take his place. The price being that you cannot perform any action until the majority of all the new voices in your head agree on it. The list of things you can not do at the Foundation is now null and void. You can do whatever you want and no one, not even the 05 Council, can or will stop you. What will your first act as Administrator be?

>create something using SCP-914
>authorize Dr. Clef to have full unrestricted access to SCP-166 (The Teenage Gaea)
>pet an instance of SCP-939 and ask it "Who's a good boy?"
>buy something from SCP-261
>disband the Ethics Committee
>give SCP-096 a hug
>give orders to SCP-705
>ask SCP-953 out on a date
>spread peanut butter all over SCP-173
>cross test SCP-738 with SCP-343 to see how they would react to each other, and to see if 738 can even offer 343 anything
>relocate SCP-261 and SCP-294 into your office
>teach an instance of SCP-939 to say "That person, Edward."
>replace the buckshot in Dr. Clef's shotgun shells with confetti
>something else (write in)