GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 01 Apr 2023 15:54:14 No. 5622459 Report >>5622455 >>5608072 Previously on Saiyan Conqueror Quest:
At the beginning of the new year, Chilli invited Karn and the rest of his family over for the one year anniversary of his daughter's birth. But near the end of the celebration, the Time Patrol showed up. Karn battled against Saiyans wielding both the powers of Angels and Destroyers, managing to come out on top before passing out. Once he was brought back by Freeza, Mechikabura took Karn and Chilli to a familiar place, explaining the past and how the 'void' was actually the first reality's remains before divulging that Divine Dragon Force came from his, the Supreme Kai of Time, and Dumplin's original reality. Leaving Karn with more questions before the next day, when Ubo finally returned. And as we rejoin Karn, you have taken Ubo with you to Namek, to speak with Great Elder Guru.
You leave New Salda behind, your Instant Transmission taking yourself and Ubo directly to Planet Namek. You and he appear outside Grand Elder Guru's home, appearing beside his defender and protector Nail. Who fulfills his role as Guardian, immediately swinging at you with a sudden backhanded left chop.
“Woah!” you exclaim jokingly, lowering your right arm and blocking his attack with your forearm. “Easy Nail, it's me.”
“General Karn? I was not aware you were coming.” he replies, lowering his hands and putting them behind his back. “And with company.”
“This is Ubo, a longtime friend.” you tell him, gesturing with your left hand. “Is Grand Elder Guru in?”
“Let me check.” Nail replies, opening the door and walking inside the elder's home. The door closes behind him, you feeling Ubo looking questioningly at the back of your head. So you turn, ready to answer.
“You didn't ask him first?” he asks you, to which you shake your head.
“Couldn't remember what time it was here on Namek, and it would be rude to try waking someone up telepathically.” you reply. But then your instincts immediately go off, warning you that you're being watched. And not by something friendly. At the same moment you see Ubo's expression change, brows furrowing. You both look to each other and nod slightly, immediately going back-to-back as you sense something's off. You have no idea what it is, but someone, or some<span class="mu-s">thing</span>, is watching you both.
“I don't like this.” Ubo says, a hint of worry in his tone. “This feels...Familiar.”
“How so?” you ask, when suddenly a hand simply appears before you out of thin air!
cont
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 01 Apr 2023 15:55:16 No. 5622460 Report >>5622459 Before you can say anything, the hand reaches out and touches your lips. And you try and shout, to warn Ubo what's happening, only to discover that you can no longer make any noise! The rest of a tiny being about the size of young Okira appears at the end of the hand, each bit of it popping into existence before you. Except the being has a rather large head, disproportionate to its body as the strange-looking man floats there, staring at you with a glint of something mischievous in its eyes. Wearing a yellow suit with purple accents, gloves, boots, and small round hat, the white-haired being floating there before you just screams trouble to you. Even worse is the fact you can't sense this thing's ki at all, worrying you for a moment that it is some sort of divine being.
But what do you do?
>Immediately take on your Ascended Berserker form and swing, try and smash this thing before it can do anything else >Reach out telepathically to this newcomer, perhaps it isn't a threat to your life? >Zero warning, Eye Beams. Try and take this thing out before it can do anything else weird >Telepathically warn Ubo, while giving this thing no indication as to what you are doing >Reach up and grab it before Ascending and crushing it within your large Berserker hands >Explosive Wave, but a small one. It won't hurt Ubo, not at his level, and could blast this thing away without damaging Elder Guru's home >Other(write in) Anonymous
>>5622460 >Telepathically warn Ubo, while giving this thing no indication as to what you are doing Anonymous
>>5622460 I KNEW IT WAS THIS BASTARD
>Explosive Wave, but a small one. It won't hurt Ubo, not at his level, and could blast this thing away without damaging Elder Guru's home Fuck off this is personal space
Anonymous
>>5622460 >>Telepathically warn Ubo, while giving this thing no indication as to what you are doing Anonymous
>>5622460 >this guy well there goes the rest of the session, shit.
>Telepathically warn Ubo, while giving this thing no indication as to what you are doing Anonymous
>>5622460 >Reach out telepathically to this newcomer, perhaps it isn't a threat to your life? M !!YgSxLM4WPvL
Quoted By:
>>5622463 “And I’m oh so thankful you didn’t spoil my fun, I’ll let you keep your hand.”
>>5622484 “This guy? THIS GUY?! The name’s Mister Mxyzptlk to you, bucko. I’m watching you.”
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 01 Apr 2023 16:31:34 No. 5622496 Report >>5622489 "I'm not a threat, not to you anyways. You're only a third-dimensional being, that'd be like you killing a line or a square on a piece of paper."
>>5622462 >>5622463 >>5622464 >>5622484 Telepathically warn Ubo, while giving this thing no indication as to what you are doing wins it.
"Well aren't you all a bunch of spoilsports? Trying to ruin my surprise."
Roll me a 3d100, for reasons.
Have to hide the DC, lest someone modify the results "Oh come on, would I do that?
Anonymous
Rolled 38, 33, 88 = 159 (3d100) >>5622496 Anonymous
Rolled 95, 78, 63 = 236 (3d100) >>5622496 Aw fuck
Anonymous
Rolled 47, 77, 22 = 146 (3d100) >>5622496 GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 01 Apr 2023 16:44:19 No. 5622514 Report >>5622497 >>5622508 >>5622510 95/100, 78/100, 88/100. Those are some pretty good numbers, writing.
"Not good enough."
We'll see...
Anonymous
>>5622514 I knew some bull shit was coming. Damn you April Fools
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 01 Apr 2023 17:24:15 No. 5622558 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
>>5622497 >>5622510 Look at those dubs. How odd.
Also, fuck the midget with the unpronounceable name.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 01 Apr 2023 17:34:31 No. 5622571 Report Quoted By:
>>5622568 "Unpronounceable? It's simple. Mix-ye-spit-lick. Don't tell me that's too hard for your three-dimensional brain to comprehend?"
Enough, I'm trying to write the update. Stop harassing the players.
"Boo, you're no fun. For that I'm buffing my next DC, and there's nothing you can do to stop me!"
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 01 Apr 2023 17:45:39 No. 5622581 Report >>5622460 With this strange creature just appearing before you and removing your ability to talk, it clearly doesn't want Ubo to know it is here. So immediately you reach out telepathically to your larger friend.
“Ubo, in front of me! It has me, I can't talk!” you <span class="mu-i">think</span> to him, and before you can blink he moves. One instant Ubo is standing behind you, back-to-back, the next he's spun around your left shoulder, left fist swinging for the impish creature. Who frowns at this just as Ubo's fist strikes. But instead of striking him, Ubo's punch seemingly stops. But you feel the concussive force of the shock wave from his fist hitting <span class="mu-i">something</span>, it blowing your hair back a moment.
“Bah! No fun Saiyan, ruining my surprise.” the creature complains to you, before turning his gaze to Ubo. “And I see the Kryptonian is doing well also.”
“What are you?” Ubo asks, while continuing to push with his left fist against whatever invisible barrier this strange creature erected between them. You see his veins bulging in his left arm, but the tiny man seems unimpressed, no unaffected by Ubo's struggle. Proving to you that this could be some serious trouble.
“What am I? The proper question should be “WHO” am I, not what. But I suppose the finer points of grammar and proper manners are lost on a couple savages like you.” the creature says, taking on a smug demeanor. “I am Mister Mxyzptlk.
That's pronounced Miks-yez-pittle-ik, for those of you watching me through your screens. .”
“Who were you just talking to?” you ask, wondering why the being turned AWAY from the two of you to address the empty air.
“Don't worry, your perceptions are far too limited to understand what's actually going on here.” Mister Mxyzptlk says dismissively, turning his attention back to the two of you. “What's more important is that the two of you are going to entertain me.”
“Oh yeah? And why should I?” Ubo asks, you suddenly getting a bad feeling about this. And as the creature narrows his eyes, suddenly his entire head changes colors. It turns from the normal, fleshy color to a raidiant green, Ubo instantly recoiling. “Kryptonite?! How?”
“Magic.” the being replies, smirking as Ubo drops to a knee, shielding his face with his hands. “You see, I'm from the fifth dimension. While you two, and everyone else you know is a third, or at best fourth dimensional being. For centuries, I've been pitting my inter-dimensional magic against schmucks who thought they could best the master.”
cont
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 01 Apr 2023 17:49:16 No. 5622588 Report >>5622581 “So you want a fight, is that it?” you ask, clenching your fists as you ready to attack him, Ubo still on the ground. Chilli told you how that rock affects him, the longer Ubo is under its effects the weaker he'll be. It could even kill him! You have to act!
“I want a challenge.” he replies, snapping his fingers and making a screen appear beside him while the emerald glow on his face vanishes. On that screen you see yourself at different points in your life, fighting beings that by all accounts should have gotten you. You see your battle against Lyin' Eyes Requiem, then when you showed up to help Chilli against that god from the golden helmet, all three of your battles with the Arbiter of the Covenant ending with your victory, punching through the Supreme Kai of Time with Divine Dragon Force and watching her disappear, to smaller battles like the battle on Kashvir III against your first dragon, watching as the creature's claw slashes your face and gives that young you the scar you'd gotten on your left cheek. “And YOU, Karn the Fateless, are the perfect adversary. Time after time after time, you've overcome impossible odds. Beaten opponents who by all rights should have had the honor of killing you.”
“So, what you're telling me is you want to be the one to do it?” you reply, taking your fighting stance. But as you do, the door behind this fifth dimensional weirdo opens, Nail stepping out. “Nail, don't get close! This thing's-!”
“What's goi-?” he starts to ask, when the floating imp creature points a finger blindly behind his back, firing a lightning quick beam that Nail is unable to avoid. It strikes him with a flash of light, and when it clears you see that Nail has been turned into one of the leafy vegetables the Namekians tend to rooted in the ground.
“That's right! You an' me, big guy! I want to see what's got people so up in a huff about you for myself.” he replies, a worrying glint in his eye as Ubo pushes himself back up beside you. “So bring it on. Hit me with your best shot!”
Well? What now?
>Tell him your best shot's too strong for this planet, and to take you both to an empty one so you can fight at full power >Rush forward, summon Divine Dragon Force and swing for his chest. No matter what powers he has, the Stand's power can take him down >Guided Eye Beams, carve this strange creature to pieces immediately >Tell him to get clear of Elder Guru's home, then drop down the double Event Horizon on his head >Other(write in) Anonymous
>>5622588 >Tell him your best shot's too strong for this planet, and to take you both to an empty one so you can fight at full power Anonymous
>>5622588 >Tell him your best shot's too strong for this planet, and to take you both to an empty one so you can fight at full power Anonymous
>>5622588 >Tell him your best shot's too strong for this planet, and to take you both to an empty one so you can fight at full power Keep in mind, "empty" means "devoid of life",.not "featureless".
I expect nothing less than the best setting from a friend of McGurk's
M !!YgSxLM4WPvL
>>5622610 “You really think you can play me like that?”
Anonymous
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 01 Apr 2023 18:22:15 No. 5622656 Report >>5622598 >>5622605 >>5622610 >>5622598 >>5622605 >>5622610 Tell him your best shot's too strong for this planet, and to take you both to an empty one so you can fight at full power wins it. Writing.
"Hey, where are the rolls? I want to see more dice!"
Patience, Mr. Mxyzptlk. Soon.
Anonymous
Rolled 1 + 0 (1d1 + 0) >>5622656 You wanna see some dice? I gotcha big man.
M !!YgSxLM4WPvL
>>5622669 “Aaaaaand saved for the next dice roll. Enjoy that one you rolled loser!”
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>He knows about LER >He most likely knows about Carnival Forever Requiem >Can magic anything into existence
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 01 Apr 2023 18:36:01 No. 5622684 Report Quoted By:
>>5622680 Now hold on, -<span class="mu-i">I</span>- still make the rules around here Mr. Mxyzptlk. And I can still overrule you, at least for now.
Anonymous
>>5622680 You could bank that roll for later OR you could exchange it for the contents of-
THE MYSTERY BOOOOOOOOX!
No peaking by the way.
Anonymous
>>5622690 >No peaking by the way. Too late, I already peaked in high school.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5622701 Many such cases.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 01 Apr 2023 19:29:32 No. 5622769 Report >>5622588 “Hold on. If you want my best, we can't do this here.” you tell him, glancing to Nail's new vegetable form and Ubo, who is looking furious. “Take the two of us to an empty planet so I can cut loose, and I'll show you what I've got.”
“But-?” Ubo starts, you cutting him off.
“Ubo, I need you to get even stronger.” you say aloud, then add telepathically. “And if I don't come back, someone needs to know what happened. If I'm not back within an hour, tell Meloka, Chilli, and Freeza what happened.”
He looks like he wants to argue, but after you add in your request via telepathy he simply nods, looking none too happy about it.
“I will do my best.” Grand Elder Guru says, voice carrying outside his home. “Good luck, Karn. We're all counting on you.”
“Hrmmm, where should we take this?” the small man ponders aloud for a few moments before a lightbulb appears over his head, flicking on and illuminating. “I got it! The PERFECT battleground!”
And with another snap of his fingers you're gone, reappearing beside the creature to find yourself in a fiery hellscape. You're standing on what appears to be some sort of stone tower, mostly submerged in the lava below. But at least he didn't bring you over directly in that mess.
“Tada! Planet Shaar, just how your wife and daughter left it.” Mr Mxyzptlk says with a smile. “And look, several cameras are still here and operational. Oh you hoo, boys! Over here!”
And to your surprise, the cameras turn at the small man's command,then fly over and encircling the two of you. Getting everything on camera.
“There we go, an empty world with no one living on it to worry about killing.” Mister Mxyzptlk says, exaggeratedly stretching both arms over his head before staring you down. “Now, show me what you've got.”
cont
Rene Black
>>5622769 Well? What do you do?
>Start with your Guided Eye Beams, carve him up >Rush and attack, try and overwhelm the magical creature with raw power and aggression >Red Dawn, obliterate him and leave nothing left >Fly up and gather an Event Horizon. Then, after throwing it take a page ot of Broly's book and throw a second one down onto the first >Tell him you're ready, but just before fighting Instant Transmissino away back to Ubo's side on Planet Namek >Other(write in)<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div> Anonymous
>>5622770 >Tell him you're ready, but just before fighting Instant Transmissino away back to Ubo's side on Planet Namek Fuck this clown.
Anonymous
>>5622773 That's not fair.
Clowns are actually fun to be around. Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5622776 Debatable.
If he wants this he can schedule something with our manager.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5622770 Wait a minute WHAT THE FUCK MYX YOU CANT DO THAT YOU DICK
>>5622776 BEGONE, CLOWN SYMPATHIZER
Anonymous
>>5622770 >>Fly up and gather an Event Horizon. Then, after throwing it take a page ot of Broly's book and throw a second one down onto the first Anonymous
>>5622770 >Rush and attack, try and overwhelm the magical creature with raw power and aggression HE'S IN THE GODDAMN CHOICE PROMPTS
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5622770 >Fly up and gather an Event Horizon. Then, after throwing it take a page out of Broly's book and throw a second one down onto the first. GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 01 Apr 2023 20:05:16 No. 5622826 Report >>5622770 What the fuck is going on? Why did my name change? He's growing too powerful. Anyways:
>>5622773 >>5622782 >>5622784 >>5622802 Fly up and gather an Event Horizon. Then, after throwing it take a page out of Broly's book and throw a second one down onto the first wins it. Writing.
"Hold on, where are the dice? You can't just have an attack without dice! You're cheating!"
No, I just rolled the dice earlier, before you realized what's happening.
First DC: 55
Second DC: 70
Third DC: ??
And with a 95/55, 78/70, and 88/?? you're in trouble.
"Oh shi-!"
Anonymous
>>5622826 The Master has met the Grand(Dragon) Master it seems.
Though I guess it makes sense that he'd get played by a farm boy again.
M !!YgSxLM4WPvL
>>5622829 “Oi oi oi, we’re not talking about that guy here. Or I’ll send YOU to Metropolis when Doomsday shows up!”
Anonymous
M !!YgSxLM4WPvL
Quoted By:
>>5622851 “No, you’d enjoy that far too much.”
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5622851 As an anonymous image board user, I already gay. Sending me there is entirely redundant.
Anonymous
>>5622837 Round two will be fun. And the soft Kryptonian can be a good club if nothing else.
Anonymous
>>5622870 As per Superman: Red & Blue issue #1 (2021), Clark DOES actually make a pretty good improvised weapon in the right hands.
Anonymous
>>5622873 Between us and Ubo, we can take turns.
Anonymous
>>5622883 He only weighs 235lbs in 1G. We could even let the kids take turns swinging him around.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5622891 That'd be a sight to see, a small child using Superman as a club.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 01 Apr 2023 21:23:52 No. 5622985 Report Almost done with this update, had to quickly read up on gravity
Jeannie Dominguez
>>5622985 That Mixel-spit guy can't be all bad if he's making you educate yourself I suppose.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5622985 Gravity makes things move. And also not move.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5622993 Nip-Moot I am not amused by this prank.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 01 Apr 2023 21:29:16 No. 5623003 Report >>5622770 “Perfect. Now I can show you my true power!” you exclaim, clenching your fists and powering up to your Ascended Berserker form's full power. But as you do, he immediately starts shaking his head, frowning.
“No no no, that's not YOUR full power. And we BOTH know it.” he replies, then snaps his fingers. “C'mon, show me your full power!”
“Look, if you're wanting that power, you are a few years too early.” you tell him with a sigh. “Until I perform the Super Saiyan God ritual, I can't freely access that power.”
“Really? Fine then, how about I give you a helping hand?” he asks, smiling with a mischievous gleam in his eye. He then points at you, snapping his fingers. And everything goes red. Or, rather, green.
“GRRRRYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!” you roar out as something tears in your chest and head, power surging uncontrollably through your body. Every single muscle in your body feels like they are being torn apart, you screaming out in agony as power starts leaking out from your body. You feel your entire being get torn apart, ripped to shreds by the power tearing through you. Everything goes dark, you finding yourself back in a familiar, dark void. “Wait, I'm here? Why am I back in this reali-?”
“GRRRRAAAAAAAAAA!!” you hear a voice roar, turning to see him once more. The Berserker Soul. “HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!”
“Dammit!” you mutter, bracing yourself to wrest control of yourself over this other dimensional power. But before you can, Mr. Mxyzptlk appears between the two of you. “What?”
“I don't have time to watch this, I want to see what you can do, not if you can 'overcome yourself' or any nonsense.” he says, then waves his hand. And you're back on Planet Shaar like nothing happened, except you can feel it. Your power is surging, even higher than it was against the Time Patrol the day before. A LOT higher. “There. Now you're in control, so let's get on with this. I want to see what you've got.”
“How...?” you mutter, then shake your head. That's not important right now, what IS important is that you fight this creature with everything you've got. He somehow followed you to another reality, if he can do that and instantly subdue the Berserker Soul like that, you have to stop this thing. Or at least keep it from turning its power on your family! “HRRRYAAAAAAAAA!!”
Your power surges, blazing higher than ever before! The lava around you is blown away, revealing more of the ancient temple ruins that you're standing on a moment before you blast off into the sky, throwing your arms wide. He wants to see your best shot? Then you'll give him an attack more powerful than anything you've ever thrown!
cont
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 01 Apr 2023 21:32:12 No. 5623012 Report >>5623003 As you soar into the sky you throw your arms wide, flooding that overwhelming power surging throughout your body down to your palms. Within seconds more power than you'd gather and combine for a Final Flash is in EACH hand, the dual emerald orbs several times your own size.
“HAAAAAA!!” you roar, swinging both directly overhead, slamming them into each other. You've never worked with so much power before, it almost instantly trying to explode. But you force the two energies to start merging, compressing them down together into a swirling orb of conflicting energies as big around as you are tall overhead, then you feel it. The energies mesh and merge, power increasing exponentially. Unable to suppress the size anymore you let the orb expand, it growing impossibly large in seconds. In the time it takes you to take a breath it is already bigger around than the entirety of the Lucrehulk, and still growing. You keep letting the power expand until you're holding an orb the size of a smaller moon overhead, calling down to the magic man.
“Just remember, you asked for this!” you bellow down to him. “Don't blame me for what happens next! EVENT! HORIIIIZOOOOOOON!!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLDtlBlSLxA And with that, you launch the attack. The titanic, moon-sized orb drops, its mass so large you feel the gravitational pull from the attack on top of its normal pull, forcing you to resist getting pulled in yourself. You watch as lava from the dying world gets pulled up, cyclones of flame and molten rock absorbed into the titanic attack as it drops lower and lower. But you're not done, not with a single attack. You're going to ABSOLUTELY make sure this bastard dies. And your son Broly showed you how to significantly increase the power of your Event Horizon. Throw a second one into the first.
“HAAAAAA!!” you roar, again gathering your ki as the massive attack slowly drops towards the planet. Forcing your energy out, you make a second massive, star-busting attack overhead just as you feel the first hit something solid, and with a roar throw it down as well. “TAKE THIIIIIIS!!”
The second Event Horizon drops at the same speed as the first, glacially slow as whatever is keeping your first attack from dropping keeps pushing it back. But then your orbs collide, the two Event Horizon orbs simultaneously trying to absorb each other. The two titanic masses of ki, each with raw power that rivals Golden Freeza's, suddenly start to merge.
cont
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 01 Apr 2023 21:33:16 No. 5623014 Report >>5623012 As you watch, the energies of the two massive Event Horizons' energy starts getting pulled down into the center point, the impact space of the two massive attacks. You watch as the mind-bending levels of power start getting absorbed into that center point. You watch as, for the briefest of moments you can actually SEE Mister Mxyzptlk through the thinning aura, but then the energies surging down into that point reach some sort of critical mass, forming a small point of what looks to be true Dark. And the rest of the energy, that not absorbed down into that tiny point of darkness explodes.
“BARR-!” you shout, trying to activate your shield to protect you from the blast, but it is far too fast. The sudden explosion consumes you, everything consumed by the impossibly bright light. You feel the surging energy trying to blow you away, yet there is another force. Something else, another force pulling you TOWARDS that central impact point despite the energy blasting outwards from it in all directions. The drawing force quickly overpowers the explosive energy repulsing you, the energy and light of the blast dying out. And as you open your eyes, you see what your attack wrought. “Woah...”
You see the pinpoint of absolute darkness is now halo'd by rings of light, one around it from behind making it a circle, illuminating it against the rapidly-deconstructing planet below getting sucked in. And the horizontal ring as well, the lights spinning around and around that point of absolute darkness. The pull from that point of darkness continues increasing by the second, the light from your emerald aura getting pulled down and into it as well.
But what do you do now?
>Try and search the area for Mr. Mxyzptlk, make sure the attack got him before you flee >The pull will be too much to handle for you in a few seconds, better Instant Transmission back to Ubo immediately. If even with this power you're getting pulled in, there's no way he can escape it. Right? >Call out the guy's name, see if he's still around and answers before you leave this place behind >Other(write in) Anonymous
>>5623014 >Call out the guy's name, see if he's still around and answers before you leave this place behind Anonymous
>>5623014 >>Try and search the area for Mr. Mxyzptlk, make sure the attack got him before you flee Anonymous
>>5623014 >The pull will be too much to handle for you in a few seconds, better Instant Transmission back to Ubo immediately. If even with this power you're getting pulled in, there's no way he can escape it. Right? See, there's a reason that one's called "The Event Horizon". I hope the cameras managed to capture some of that before they got disintegrated.
Anonymous
>>5623014 >The pull will be too much to handle for you in a few seconds, better Instant Transmission back to Ubo immediately. >He'll probably escape but the battlefield will hurt us more than him. Anonymous
>>5623014 >The pull will be too much to handle for you in a few seconds, better Instant Transmission back to Ubo immediately. If even with this power you're getting pulled in, there's no way he can escape it. Right? I'm sure that didn't get you, you little shit, but we will make sure you have a bad time one way or another.
Anonymous
Please tell me he did his due diligence and masked our little tussle. I don't want Whis catching wind of our true might just yet.
Anonymous
>>5623014 >Try and search the area for Mr. Mxyzptlk, make sure the attack got him before you flee >The pull will be too much to handle for you in a few seconds, better Instant Transmission back to Ubo immediately. If even with this power you're getting pulled in, there's no way he can escape it. Right? Anonymous
Wow, that attack may have actually done something if he's too preoccupied to talk shit in the thread.
Anonymous
>>5623076 He's just stuck in the 4th dimension for a while. I give him five minutes.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5623079 My condolences, I can only imagine how bad the traffic is over there.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 01 Apr 2023 22:09:53 No. 5623107 Report >>5623052 "HA!"
>>5623024 >>5623026 >>5623027 >>5623030 >>5623033 >>5623069 The pull will be too much to handle for you in a few seconds, better Instant Transmission back to Ubo immediately. If even with this power you're getting pulled in, there's no way he can escape it. Right? wins it. Roll me a 2d100.
First DC: 50
Second DC: ??
Anonymous
Rolled 3, 40 = 43 (2d100) >>5623107 Anonymous
Rolled 71, 64 = 135 (2d100) >>5623107 Anonymous
Rolled 55, 56 = 111 (2d100) >>5623107 Scram, you!
Anonymous
Rolled 16, 79 = 95 (2d100) >>5623107 GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 01 Apr 2023 22:12:33 No. 5623117 Report >>5623110 >>5623111 >>5623113 71/100, 64/100. Most impressive, pass and mystery. Writing.
You will be getting a call about this later Leland Mueller
Quoted By:
>>5623014 >fucked around >immediately found out Well...this is something. Event Horizon lives up to its name. I hope that she's seeing this and fearing this. In other news congrats with the new milestone, adding "created a fucking black hole" in the list of awesome feats<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5623117 AW GODDAMNIT! IT WAS THE SCRAWNY LITTLE MAN'S FAULT I SWEAR!
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 01 Apr 2023 22:16:08 No. 5623133 Report >>5623110 >>5623111 >>5623113 >>5623116 CORRECTION! This post
>>5623117 is wrong. The REAL results are 71/100, 79/100. You're not cutting off the fourth roll for this one, Mr. Mxyzptlk.
"Ehh just a few points, what's the difference?"
You will however be getting a call from Vox later Anonymous
A thought sparked in my head, aren't fuckers like Mr. M supposed to be Beerus's problem? Is casual rewriting of the universe a crime? I hope it is.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5623133 Ah, just Vox. Had me worried there for a second man.
If it's about the planet, surely we can help him recoup his losses with a few exhibition matches, right?
Anonymous
>>5623141 That's like suggesting a drawing beating the shit out of the artist. That would never happen.
Anonymous
>>5623141 As far as I know, there's no third dimensional being that can actually enforce any rules regarding a fifth dimensional being's trespass.
MAYBE Xeno or the Grand Priest would be able to contact the appropriate authorities, but otherwise, nothing doing.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5623154 Zeno, not Xeno.
Credit where credit is due, Mxyzptlk at least has an appropriately unique and memorable name for a higher being.
Anonymous
>>5623147 >>5623154 Oh, so he's UP THERE up there. But why is he here? I'd assume the 5th dimension is more fun.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5623182 You're right, but our friend here isn't exactly aware of the more important things in life.
If he was, he wouldn't be fighting just Karn, nor would he be galivanting to lower dimensions in the first place.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5623182 >But why is he here? He's kind of retarded.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5623133 Uh oh, Vox wasn't using that planet for anything right?
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 01 Apr 2023 23:16:38 No. 5623203 Report >>5623014 As you look at the results of your attack, you watch as more and more matter from the planet starts getting drawn into that pinpoint of darkness. But while doing so the gravitational pull increases by the second, the entire planet below is seemingly being absorbed into that pinpoint of darkness. More and more mass is absorbed by the second, the pull increasing exponentially every moment. You try and fly back away from it, only to feel your own body being pulled down.
“Tch. HAAAAAA!!” you roar, expelling overflowing energy as you try and power through the pull and away, only to come to a horriffic realization: even at THIS new level of power, you're still getting pulled down towards that Darkness in the center! This isn't good, you have to move! But how? “Oh, right.”
You stop fighting the gravity's increasing pull, relaxing as you bring your right hand to your forehead. And with a moment's thought, focusing back on Ubo's power, you disappear. One second your body is being pulled down and crushed by intense pressure, the next you find yourself being blasted back by a near-equal force.
“WOAH!” you exclaim, planting your feet and bracing yourself against the explosion, looking up to see Grand Elder Guru's hand atop Ubo's head, his crimson aura blazing up around him. The elder's clothes are flowing and rippling in the windstorm along with his antennae, Ubo's power actually slowly sliding his seat away! But as Ubo's power continues to rise, for a moment you see his being <span class="mu-i">change</span>. For a single split-instant, his entire body and uniform turns golden, his energy rising beyond anything you've ever felt. Even among the Time Patrol, Chronoa, Mechikabura, anyone. In that instant, you feel that Ubo's power could truly be limitless.
But before even half an instant passed that golden glow disappears as suddenly as it appears. His aura immediately returns to his usual red, body retaking its usual colors as the blazing light and aura slowly fades away. You look from Ubo's back to Guru, the elder seemingly having sensed what you had as he looks upon the Kryptonian in shock. Tenderly the elder pulls his hand away from Ubo, resting it back on his chair's arm as Ubo looks down to his hands, seeing his crimson aura faintly even as he consciously tries to power back down.
“I have done what I can, but your true power lies even deeper.” Grand Elder Guru says, sighing out as he sinks a little bit into his chair.
“I saw it.” Ubo says, to no one in particular, looking at his hands. “I saw everything.”
cont
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 01 Apr 2023 23:17:39 No. 5623205 Report >>5623203 “First time?” comes a familiar, obnoxious voice as Mister Mxyzptlk reappears, looking none the worse for wear for being at the center of that massive attack. “Ahh, I remember seeing the limits of my own reality for the first time myself, back in the day.”
“How did you escape?” you ask the tiny creature, shocked. “Even I couldn't escape that blast with all this power.”
“That's simple. I let it pull me in, and got pulled into the fourth dimension for a few moments.” the creature says, Ubo not paying him any attention as he continues to stare down at his own hands, deaf to the world. “Then it was just a quick hop back over into this reality. Not gonna lie, didn't expect you to create a black hole there. Your power is even greater than I'd thought.”
Well, what now?
>Ask if that was all he wanted, to be hit with your strongest attack, then why is he still here? >Thank him for letting you taste this level of power, but ask if he could power you back down. You don't want to accidentally break Grand Elder Guru's home >Telepathically tell Elder Guru to talk with and distract him, while you get Divine Dragon Force to try and sneak attack him. No matter how powerful this creature is, it won't survive its own power being turned against it >Ask Ubo why this thing felt familiar, if he's seen anything like Mister Mxyzptlk before >Telepathically reach out to Towa, ask what she knows of the fifth dimension and how you can send something from there back >Other(write in) Anonymous
>>5623203 >>5623205 So Ubo is basically Jesus now, ok.
>Ask if that was all he wanted, to be hit with your strongest attack, then why is he still here? I want to ask him to turn Nail back because Nail is honestly a cool guy, but we can certainly live without him.
Anonymous
>>5623205 >Ask if that was all he wanted, to be hit with your strongest attack, then why is he still here? GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 01 Apr 2023 23:22:17 No. 5623210 Report >>5623207 >So Ubo is basically Jesus now, ok. No, Guru just tried to unlock his POTENTIAL. Which he clearly was incapable of, only letting Ubo glimpse what he could become and not pushing him to that level.
Anonymous
>>5623205 >Thank him for letting you taste this level of power, but ask if he could power you back down. You don't want to accidentally break Grand Elder Guru's home It should be pretty obvious just throwing a big attack at him wouldn't be satisfying, even if it is THE big attack.
It's also a bit of an inconvenience being this big and angry, so maybe letting us cruise at our regular speed would be better for making a real nail biter.
Anonymous
>>5623205 >>Thank him for letting you taste this level of power, but ask if he could power you back down. You don't want to accidentally break Grand Elder Guru's home Anonymous
>>5623205 >Telepathically reach out to Towa, ask what she knows of the fifth dimension and how you can send something from there back Anonymous
>>5623210 ...Jesus pre-timeskip then. Cold's fears seem just a little more justified now.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5623217 It's just a Kryptonian thing. Supes does the same goofy shit. They all do. Cold's fearboner is absolutely justified.
Anonymous
>>5623205 >Thank him for letting you taste this level of power, but ask if he could power you back down. You don't want to accidentally break Grand Elder Guru's home be nice to the fifth-dimensional fae, everyone
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5623225 >be nice to the fifth-dimensional fae, everyone No, he's rude.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 01 Apr 2023 23:49:03 No. 5623233 Report >>5623207 >>5623209 >>5623211 >>5623212 >>5623216 >>5623225 Thank him for letting you taste this level of power, but ask if he could power you back down. You don't want to accidentally break Grand Elder Guru's home wins it. Roll me a-
"No, a roll won't be necessary. After all, the fun's just beginning!
That's a rather nice family you have there, would be a shame if something...Happened to it." >mfw GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 01 Apr 2023 23:50:34 No. 5623237 Report >>5623233 You CAN'T stop me from calling a roll for this, Mister Mxyzptlk. Roll me a single d100 everyone, taking the best of first four rolls here in this form.
"Ah-Hey! No fair!"
Anonymous
Rolled 78 (1d100) >>5623237 YEEEEAAAARRTTTTT
Anonymous
Rolled 21 (1d100) >>5623233 >>5623237 >spoiler Anonymous
Rolled 31 (1d100) >>5623237 Ben Miranda
Rolled 94 (1d100) >>5623237 FINAL SHINE ATTACK!!!!<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 01 Apr 2023 23:58:27 No. 5623245 Report >>5623238 >>5623240 >>5623241 >>5623242 94/100. Most impressive. Writing.
"No way, he cheated! That wasn't a real roll! He just copy-pasted bold text in!"
You and I both know that was a legitimate roll, stop crying because you're losing.
"Grrr! I'll show you!"
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5623242 The one time that attack worked. Ya did good Ben
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5623242 With great power comes great responsibility. Ya did good kid.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5623245 You'll learn why Karn's greatest name is Dad.
Anonymous
Still, I really want a mini road trip arc with Ubo taking him over to the last place we saw Superman and introducing them.
Anonymous
>>5623274 Given how we're acquainted with him now, it should be as simple as reaching out to him telepathically and teleporting over.
Anonymous
>>5623278 >Batman Heart Attacks intensify. Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5623281 >>5623278 >He can teleport at will, and is as, if not stronger than Clark, this is dangerous, there must be something in his mind >He has telepathy.....WHY DOES HE HAVE TELEPATHY >Annd he has telekinesis too.... >WHY CAN HE MAKE BLACKHOLES, WHAT IS THIS SHIT?! >Calm down Bruce, calm down, no Kryptonite, but that just means he must have some other weakness >There is no weakness.....WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HE HAS NO WEAKNESS?! Honestly, the only thing Bats can do is get lucky and find a Nefarious lab....oh God no.
Antonia House
Quoted By:
I wonder how Ubo will take to teaching students, or having Karn come by to do his drill sergeant routine.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 01:03:49 No. 5623296 Report >>5623205 “Mister Mxyzptlk, I appreciate you allowing me to reach this level of power. Even if just for a little bit.” you tell him, giving the inter-dimensional being a proper Saiyan salute. “But with that done, I've shown you my best, so could you power me back down now? After all, I don't want to accidentally break Grand Elder Guru's home.”
“Oh don't worry, the Namekian's home isn't the one you should worry about.” he replies, snapping his fingers. And just like that you find that you're no longer on Namek anymore. You're back on New Salda, your home, standing beside Ubo right next to your old ship you live in. And the little man floating in the air before you, legs crossed as if sitting on the air itself. “You should worry about your own. After all, you're about to destroy it.”
And then he again snaps his fingers, your vision going red and tunneling down as there's some sort of screeching sound in your ears. Distantly you hear someone roaring out in pain, or maybe anger. But your absolute hatred, the RAGE you feel at what the little man just said, the threat he made keeps you somehow focused on him through all of this. You feel the blackness drawing you in, pulling you under, you faintly recognizing the other reality's pull trying to take you under and let the Berserker Soul control your body. But that doesn't matter, none of it matters. Because all that matters is stopping this bastard from hurting your family!
“I WON'T LET YOU!!” you roar, exploding off the ground and grabbing him by the head with both hands. And squeeze. “DIE!”
“Wha-?!” is all he has time to say before you crush his balloon-like head between your hands, splattering his insides all over you and Ubo. Who you distantly hear gasp, but your focus is entirely on this little monster. Who you're convinced isn't dead yet, so you launch his body into the air.
“RAAAAA!!” you roar, energy exploding up from around you in a cylinder, blasting up from where you're standing on the ground in a straight line skyward. You watch as his body's consumed, disappearing as if he never were. Leaving you standing there, blood boiling and wanting something else to attack. So you look around, spotting someone you faintly recognize, who despite his clear power looks absolutely shocked. But before he can say anything, you see your target suddenly reappear behind him! Sticking his tongue out of his mouth, DARING to taunt you?! And before you know what you're doing, your body is already moving, rushing full speed at the tiny monster. “HRRRAAAA!! DIIIIEEEEE!!!”
cont
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 01:04:58 No. 5623299 Report >>5623296 “Karn?!” the powerfully-built man asks, looking shocked as you approach, ready to defend himself. But as you close in you swing past him, knocking him aside with your right arm as you rush the tiny creature.
“HRRRAAAAAAA!!” you bellow, swinging your strongest left directly at him. The creature's eyes widen in shock, your fist landing square in his face. Or rather, THROUGH his face, you now wearing his head like a vambrace. With a snarl you tear his body off of you with your right, grabbing his limp form by the neck and again throwing him into the sky. “HAAAAAA!”
Thrusting your right hand into the air, you fire a massive wave of ki, erasing this body of that bastard who threatened your family as well. Then once he's gone, you start pounding your chest with your right hand, roaring your challenge to the sky.
“HRRRAAAA!! IS THIS ALL YOU'VE GOT?!!” you roar, throwing your arms wide to the sky. Only for him to reappear within arm's reach, which is a terrible mistake for him.
“Hey, do you have ANY idea how difficult it is to reconstitute your physical form from the molecular level?” he asks, you immediately swinging both arms forward and grabbing him in a bear hug. “Hehe, cute. But I don't swing that way.”
And he disappears, reappearing standing atop one of your home ship's legs a dozen yards away.
“This isn't right, you're supposed to be lost to your rage by now.” he says to himself, looking you over. “But lookatcha! You're still wholly in control! Oh, I know! THIS will get you to lose your mind!”
And with another snap, another person appears between you and him. Your eyes widen, no way. He wouldn't!
“I've had enough of you ruining my fun today, so here's how this is going to go.” he says, holding Okira by her tail over his head with his left, pointing his hand in the shape of a gun at her temple with his right. “You're gonna succumb to your rage, and rampage across this planet indiscriminately. Or you're going to do that with one less child among the living. So, what's it going to be?”
cont
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 01:06:58 No. 5623303 Report >>5623299 If you weren't already seeing red, you most certainly would be now! How <span class="mu-s">DARE</span> this bastard threaten your daughter! You can feel your entire body trembling with barely-suppressed rage, feeling desperate to get your daughter away but the rage is making it hard to think clearly. You're faster than this asshole, already blitzed him twice without retaliation. But are you fast enough to get your daughter safely away?
Well? What now?
>Rush and attack, disarm the bastard before he can hurt your daughter then erase him again >Try and act like you're giving up, beg for your daughter's life while getting into Divine Dragon Force's range. If anything you've got can stop him, DDF can >Instant Transmission behind him, tear his arm holding her hostage off and get her to safety before beating him to death with your fists. No easy death this time, not for that >Death Slash, cut off his hands simultaneously then his head all in one attack >Other(write in) Anonymous
>>5623303 Question, is Okira conscious?
Anonymous
>>5623303 Ah. Fuck this guy.
>Instant Transmission behind him, tear his arm holding her hostage off and get her to safety before beating him to death with your fists. No easy death this time, not for that KILLLLLL
Anonymous
>>5623303 >>Try and act like you're giving up, beg for your daughter's life while getting into Divine Dragon Force's range. If anything you've got can stop him, DDF can GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 01:16:14 No. 5623320 Report Quoted By:
>>5623310 "Oh, she's awake all right." *shakes limp body vigorously for a second* "But I gots her by her tail, she ain't movin' nowhere 'till I let her go. Which I ain't gonna do 'till you've agreed to my terms."
Her tail hasn't been fully trained yet, she can't move or speak while he's got her like this.
Anonymous
>>5623303 >Try and act like you're giving up, beg for your daughter's life while getting into Divine Dragon Force's range. If anything you've got can stop him, DDF can Anonymous
>>5623303 >Instant Transmission behind him, tear his arm holding her hostage off and get her to safety before beating him to death with your fists. No easy death this time, not for that This SHOULD work, given that there is an actual ki signature in his immediate area. Anonymous
>>5623303 >Instant Transmission behind him, tear his arm holding her hostage off and get her to safety before beating him to death with your fists. No easy death this time, not for that Anonymous
>>5623303 >Instant Transmission behind him, and use DDF on him Anonymous
>>5623303 >Instant Transmission behind him, tear his arm holding her hostage off and get her to safety before beating him to death with your fists. No easy death this time, not for that You want to die screaming, fine
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 01:25:54 No. 5623340 Report >>5623334 "Well, SOMEONE'S going to die screaming. But I wouldn't bet on that being me. After all,
I'm not even in my final form. "
Anonymous
>>5623303 >>Try and act like you're giving up, beg for your daughter's life while getting into Divine Dragon Force's range. If anything you've got can stop him, DDF can As much as I want to torture this guy, M can't be permanently hurt by anything we throw out so far, so if we erase him he's just gunna pop back out again 2 seconds later. But if we can turn his energy against him we might have a chance.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5623340 It won't save you from oblivion, abomination.
Anonymous
>>5623340 BOOOOOOOOOO! STALE MEME! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Anonymous
>>5623347 I wonder if that fifth dimension of his is dead memes. What a stinker.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 01:39:29 No. 5623367 Report >>5623314 >>5623316 >>5623324 >>5623330 >>5623332 >>5623333 >>5623334 >>5623341 Instant Transmission behind him, tear his arm holding her hostage off and get her to safety before beating him to death with your fists. No easy death this time, not for that wins it. Roll me a 3d100.
First DC:
6̸̡̥̺͇͕͇̖̱͕̙̿͜5̸̢̯̩̪̳̼͚̐͜ Second DC:
7̵͇͝0̴̫̥̳̍̏ Third DC:
?̷̺̝̗̞̖͒͛̚?̶̯́́͌͘?̶͔̕ "I'm not letting you get away with ruining my fun so easily, you third-dimensional doofus!
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5623358 The fifth dimension is full of talentless hacks, so yeah, it's probably where memes go to die.
Anonymous
Rolled 33, 33, 98 = 164 (3d100) >>5623367 No diff
Anonymous
Rolled 58, 62, 91 = 211 (3d100) >>5623367 Anonymous
Rolled 90, 23, 64 = 177 (3d100) >>5623367 FUCK YOU
Anonymous
Rolled 16, 92, 91, 13 = 212 (4d100) >>5623367 Here we go
Anonymous
Rolled 64, 91, 53 = 208 (3d100) >>5623367 Anonymous
>>5623375 Nice
>>5623376 Still good but too late
Anonymous
Wait shit, I rolled 4d100, is that valid still GD?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5623380 If not we still crushed it.
Anonymous
>>5623379 You forget, best of 4 in Berserker 3.
We still need to think of a better name for this form by the way.
DUMBASS CHILD HOSTAGE TAKER, any ideas?
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 01:45:35 No. 5623385 Report >>5623370 >>5623371 >>5623372 And I'll take you despite your inability to count here
>>5623375 "NO YOU WON'T, I WON'T ALLOW IT!"
Fine, then I'll take this one instead
>>5623376 Which gives us: 90/100, 91/100, 98/100. Looks like you're in for it now, Mister Mxyzptlk. Shouldn't have gone for the kid, haven't you learned ANYTHING from watching Karn's fights up till now?
Anonymous
Darin Suarez
Quoted By:
>>5623383 Uh, dude
>>5623370 1
>>5623371 2
>>5623372 3
>>5623375 4 dice but still 4th
>>5623376 Correct 3 dice but came after.
>>5623385 BASED, MUNCHKIN WANTS TO FIGHT RNJESUS, HE CAN FIGHT RNJESUS<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>
Anonymous
>>5623385 Yeah, honestly, he's just filling out the "Karn W" bingo by himself at this point.
What's next, he gonna pull a Vegeta?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5623390 Well...he is dumb enough.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>karn managed to beat darkseids ass once >mr. m is now getting shit on because his dumbass didn't bother actually following shit and speedread like a dumbass >doesn't even realize karn actively gets better RNG and shit starts getting fucking stupid if you do something as suicidal like threatening his kids some bitch about to get DDF'd, and 5th dimensional shit won't save from that.
Anonymous
>>5623394 He fucked around and found out with the wrong guy, and didn't realise he built up Karns Crit Meter.
Anonymous
>>5623399 Sitting here this whole time and didn't see Karn's SAIYAN RAGE meter building up.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5623412 Its right there too, a actual bar is rising over his head, he sees it, ignores it, and still tries to make it rise because he skimmed the survival manual.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 02:39:17 No. 5623489 Report >>5623303 “You-You bastard!!” you snarl through clenched teeth, forcing yourself to remain still despite your entire body and being wanting nothing more than to rush forward and rip that little bastard limb from limb. “How... How DARE you!”
“Good, that's it. Give in to your anger, and rampage!” he shouts, grinning maniacally. You then draw your right hand up to your forehead, Instant Transmission right behind your daughter's ki signature. Before even lowering your right from your forehead you reach out with your left, ripping the little bastard's arm right off. “Gyah?”
“HAAAAAAA!!” you roar, slamming your forehead into his the moment he turns around. You feel his nose crunch from the impact, knocking him off the ship's leg and down to the ground. AS the bastard falls you pry his hand off of Okira's tail, your daughter's eyes shooting open and looking up at you with wide eyes. “Stay back kiddo.”
“Mmmm hmmm.” she replies with noises, nodding slowly as she stares up at you. You turn from her back to the impish creature, still holding his arm and have an idea. So you fly down, landing in front of him as he rises back up to his feet.
“Tsk. Do you really think that you can-” he starts, you swinging his own arm at him. His shoulder slams into the side of his head, knocking the small creature down to the sandy ground. “Guah!”
“You come to MY world. Threaten MY FAMILY?!” you roar, emerald aura overflowing. So you launch his severed arm into the air, raising the same hand overhead and without breaking eye contact unleash a world-shatteringly powerful beam. You let the attack go on for several seconds before ending it, then glaring down at the shocked man. “And think you'll just get to leave? Oh no, I'm going to make you suffer.”
Then before he can react, you stomp down with your right heel, breaking his left shin with an audible snap. Without waiting for his pained scream to stop you drop down onto your left knee, right atop his right knee, which also shatters. You then drop down to your right knee as well, pinning him in place as you crack your knuckles. And for the first time, you see a hint of what COULD be fear in his eyes. Which only makes you more inclined to beat him to death, but you'll have to control your power. Don't want to end his suffering too early.
“HAAAAA!!”
cont
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 02:40:18 No. 5623492 Report >>5623489 Your gentle right punch shatters the man's jaw, your follow up left destroying the right side of his jaw as well. So you switch to body shots, each one breaking ribs in a few places. You keep punching his torso, over and over with minimal power over his screams of pain until nothing breaks or snaps when you punch anymore. So you switch to his face, drawing back a heavy right. But then he's gone, his body replaced with Meloka's right as you swing.
“KA-?!” your wife exclaims, horrified as she sees your fist descend. With a snarl you divert your blow, fist slamming into the sand beside her head. You narrowly avoid dealing your wife a devastating blow, but feel your power, your rage both surging higher and higher. This bastard wants to kill your family! He wants YOU to be the one to do it for him too, and for that you're gonna make him PAY!
“BASTARD!!” you roar to the sky, power blazing higher and higher as your fury builds. Your vision tunnels down to a pinpoint, but you remain in control, unleashing another massive wave of ki into the sky. “QUIT RUNNING AND FACE ME YOURSELF!!”
“You want my real power? Oh, trust me pal you don't want my REAL power. You can't handle it!” his voice comes from behind, you turning to see him sitting there, perfectly fine as if you hadn't just beaten him seconds ago into bloody paste. “But, perhaps I can show you a little bit of what I can really do. Just a taste.”
And there, before your eyes, he begins to change. His body begins to rapidly grow, quickly becoming even taller than you as he also grows more muscular, his head distorting and elongating vertically as energy you've never seen before suddenly becomes visible around his shape. He loses most of his color, turning dark with pink highlights to accentuate his form as pink sparks dance through his energy. And then, as he towers above you, he points to you once more.
“Now, I command you! Lose control! Rampage wildly!” he orders, you suddenly feeling immense pressure in your head. As if YOUR head was like Trunks' caught in the hands of someone far more powerful than you and squeezing down. The pain causes you to cry out, dropping to a knee but managing to keep glaring at the monstrous 'true' form of the imp before you.
“BAS-! TARD!” you snarl through the pain, through clenched teeth, the creature's jaw dropping a bit at your defiance. Now may be your chance!
But what do you do?
>votes in next post GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 02:41:21 No. 5623496 Report >>5623492 Well? What do you do?
>Summon Divine Dragon Force and lunge, bet it all on one attack, one hit to turn this monster's energy back onto itself now that he's shown his 'true' form >Dash forward and grab him, readying a Grinder but don't let your power loose until you make it up and out of New Salda's atmosphere. Reduce this bastard to dust >Summon the Stand wrapped around your arm and use its Wish to banish this creature from your reality and bar its entry >He wants to see your full power, you'll SHOW him full power! Grab him with your telekinesis so he can't slip away, and crush him to death in your mental grip >You suddenly remember what Aku'd told you of the Bloodstone long ago, summon Divine Dragon Force and use its wish to trap his soul WITHIN the stone itself >Other(write in) Anonymous
>>5623496 >Summon Divine Dragon Force and lunge, bet it all on one attack, one hit to turn this monster's energy back onto itself now that he's shown his 'true' form I know the stone would hold him, but I don't want to risk him contaminating our soul via his contact. Though he could be a good punching bag for the Berserker Gods.....
Anonymous
>>5623496 >>Summon the Stand wrapped around your arm and use its Wish to banish this creature from your reality and bar its entry Anonymous
>>5623496 >Summon Divine Dragon Force and lunge, bet it all on one attack, one hit to turn this monster's energy back onto itself now that he's shown his 'true' form Thanks for once again demonstrating you have the reading comprehension of a toddler you fucking imp.
Anonymous
>>5623496 >Summon Divine Dragon Force and lunge, bet it all on one attack, one hit to turn this monster's energy back onto itself now that he's shown his 'true' form Anonymous
>>5623496 >>Summon Divine Dragon Force and lunge, bet it all on one attack, one hit to turn this monster's energy back onto itself now that he's shown his 'true' form I'm fucking hot for the soulstone idea but I really don't want to deal with this asshole being a shitty genie every time we try and draw from the stone.
Anonymous
>>5623496 >Summon Divine Dragon Force and lunge, bet it all on one attack, one hit to turn this monster's energy back onto itself now that he's shown his 'true' form Stupid ass.
Anonymous
>>5623496 >Summon Divine Dragon Force and lunge, bet it all on one attack, one hit to turn this monster's energy back onto itself now that he's shown his 'true' form GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 03:11:49 No. 5623541 Report >>5623505 >>5623506 >>5623507 >>5623508 >>5623509 >>5623513 >>5623518 Summon Divine Dragon Force and lunge, bet it all on one attack, one hit to turn this monster's energy back onto itself now that he's shown his 'true' form wins. Roll me a single d100.
DC: 70
Anonymous
Rolled 53 (1d100) >>5623541 Mister Mxyzptlk !!YgSxLM4WPvL
Mister Mxyzptlk !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 03:12:52 No. 5623545 Report >>5623541 <span class="mu-s">Rolled 1, 1, 1 = 3 (3d100)</span>
“Fail! FAIL! YOU MUST FALL!!”
Anonymous
Rolled 76 (1d100) >>5623541 Anonymous
Rolled 15 (1d100) >>5623541 Fuck you M.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5623545 >doesn't even roll his dice right THIS STUPID MOTHERFUCKER CAN'T EVEN COUNT!
POINT AND LAUGH!
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5623545 >putting it in bold >implying you have any power here GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 03:16:45 No. 5623556 Report Quoted By:
>>5623545 Your fake rolls won't change your fate, Mister Mxyzptlk! You can't stop Karn now!
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 03:19:04 No. 5623560 Report Anyone want that fourth roll? Before Mr. Mxyzptlk decides to figure out how to do it correctly?
Anonymous
Rolled 91 (1d100) >>5623560 i'll take it
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 03:21:46 No. 5623563 Report >>5623544 >>5623546 >>5623549 >>5623561 Another amazing roll in the clutch, 91/100. You did it! Writing!
"No, I won't let it end like this! You won't kill me!"
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5623563 You killed yourself, witness your grave as you have dug the hole
Anonymous
Btw, I just want to point out, if GD doesn't retcon this all for April Fools, Whis now knows how strong Berserker 3 is, to prepare Beerus for it, Karn has SOME experience resisting the true rage monster, and Golden Ubo is a far distant possibility which is frankly terrorfying.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5623571 Meh, it'll be fine.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5623563 >TFW Mr. M is not even remotely close to the scariest clown karn has dealt with and is a practically benign bug comparatively >TFW Mr. M should just go back to the kryptonian who runs around in his underwear and a baby blanket as a cape instead like the 3rd rate overgrown mook he is GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 03:52:43 No. 5623614 Report >>5623496 “HRRRRYAAAAAAA!!” you roar, forcing yourself back up to your feet. The extra-dimensional being takes an uncertain step back, eyes widening in surprise. “You're gonna PAY! Divine Dragon Force!”
“GRRROOOOAAAAR!!” the crimson-scaled Stand bellows as it materializes, you kick off the ground. Your emerald power explodes out around you as you draw up every ounce of strength you've got, blitzing the being before you.
“DIE!!!” you bellow, swinging your right fist forward and aiming your punch for the now much larger target.
“GRRRAAAAAAA!!” Divine Dragon Force bellows, the two of you bellowing out together as you close in.
“You won't stop me!” Mister Mxyzptlk roars, throwing both hands forward to try and block. Something invisible slams into you, trying to slow you down, but his bullshit magic can't stop you. Divine Dragon Force shatters the attack or defense the extra-dimensional monster threw up to stop you, you charging the rest of the distance and slamming your fist and Divine Dragon Force straight through his chest. “Guah! Wh-What?”
“NOW!” you call out, the crimson-scaled Stand bellowing as it extends, wrapping around and around the creature, binding it in place before raising its eyes to meet his.
“PERISH.” Divine Dragon Force says, eyes flashing as Mister Mxyzptlk's own widen in shock and horror.
“Wait, what are you doing? You can't erase me, I should be immune!” the creature calls, looking down in horror as its body begins disintegrating around the hole your fist and Stand made. “No no no no, this isn't right, I can't die! Not to some lowly three-dimensional garbage like you!”
As he shouts in outrage and denial, his body is quickly consumed by whatever energy fifth-dimensional beings thrive off of. Realizing that he's going to die, he then looks to you, expression changing to one of calm as he smirks.
“Not bad. But it won't work next time. Kltpzyxm.” he says, and just like that he's gone. His remaining body just vanishes, disappearing without a trace as Divine Dragon Force recoils from the space, hissing in pain.
“Are you alright?” you ask, not remembering a time ever seeing your Stand actually in pain. “What happened?”
“He got away, escaped back to his own dimension where I couldn't follow.” Divine Dragon Force says, and as he does you feel your own power plummet. Your might drops exponentially, you falling down to your knees as the wind is knocked from your chest. But then it gets worse.
cont
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 03:53:46 No. 5623615 Report >>5623614 Suddenly you can't breathe, and even worse you can almost <span class="mu-i">feel</span> your heart stopping in your chest. Your fingers and toes go numb, you losing all sense of touch in a matter of seconds. But that's not the only sense, your sight, hearing, everything. You feel your mind sinking, dropping down deeper and deeper into a black void, unable to resist its pull. And after a moment of disorienting movement, feeling as if you're both falling and ascending, forward and reverse at the same time, find yourself back in that other reality. Or what's left of it at least. And staring a bigger, angrier version of yourself down.
“GRRRROOOOOOAAAAAAAR!!!” the Berserker Soul bellows, charging straight towards you.
“I know what you are now.” you mutter to yourself, transforming back into your Ascended Berserker form as you ready yourself for a battle for control.
-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 194 paused-
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 03:54:46 No. 5623618 Report >>5623615 That's it for tonight, everyone enjoy this April Fools day wild ride? Ready to deal with that other reality's Berserker Soul once more, to try and assert dominance over that otherworldly, limitless rage? Did you expect everything to go as relatively smoothly as it did against a being you couldn't truly comprehend? Ready to see what happens next, as well as the implications this gremlin's actions will and won't have on the universe as a whole? All this and more, when Saiyan Conqueror Quest continues in twelve hours, at noon EST.
Mister Mxyzptlk !!YgSxLM4WPvL
Mister Mxyzptlk !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 03:55:50 No. 5623620 Report “You all may have won this time, but next time I’LL be the one who comes out on top! Mark my words, I won’t go easy on you again! I’ll be back, and when I do you all are gonna be sorry!”
Anonymous
>>5623620 I'll never be a Canadian you upjumped leprechaun.
Anonymous
>>5623620 You will be locked in a room with three of us, and you will only have the blood of your anus as lube. It'll be an empty, timeless void, you'll enjoy it eventually.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5623618 >Did you expect everything to go as relatively smoothly as it did against a being you couldn't truly comprehend? Of course. It was almost guaranteed he'd lose sight of things and leave himself open given how much he outclassed us.
Punching above our weight class is our forte after all. He would have known that if he actually read the backlog instead of speed-reading it.
>Ready to see what happens next, as well as the implications this gremlin's actions will and won't have on the universe as a whole? I'm more ready to teach this big angry fuck a lesson and go visit Uncle Cold.
Anonymous
>>5623614 The fuck does saying his name backwards do to DDF?
>>5623628 What is it?
Anonymous
>>5623628 Please tell me why this was even posted here.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 04:11:29 No. 5623641 Report >>5623623 >>5623626 He finally left my room, we're free. He's gone.
>>5623628 Wow, someone clearly doesn't like SCQ. Well, good for them, they didn't just bitch about it and actually ran their own quest.
>>5623629 He knew your Stand could be trouble, if his real form got hit by it. But in his anger at you just slapping his lesser form's shit, he lost a bit of control.
Good luck.
>>5623631 >do to DDF Nothing. But it tried to keep up the destruction, traveling WITH it through dimensions but was anchored here to you, snapping it back as if a rubber band stretched out and snapped.
>>5623635 They got it in before the buzzer, so it counts as an april fool's joke. 7/10 for the effort, 3/10 for the content.
Anonymous
>>5623628 I got lost several times trying to read that. Maybe they were just not trying since it was an April Fools thing. If not they need some practice.
Anonymous
>>5623641 >He knew your Stand could be trouble, if his real form got hit by it. The real danger wasn't DDF, but Imagine Dragon. I think you know exactly why I asked about Okira earlier.
She's also getting her tail trained up right away, we gotta start doing that earlier for all the kids.
Anonymous
>>5623641 Also I asked why that link was posted because it seems like that anon (with a single post to their ID) was trying to stoke outrage between us and those guys over there.
Their opinions on this quest and the quality of that omake in the link aside, I really don't take kindly to people trying to get us to fling shit at each other.
They have their stuff over their, we have our stuff over here, just as it should be.
No fucking bullshit necessary.
Anonymous
>>5623649 I don't even get how that would be used to shitstir. It just seemed like a scatterbrained "looky here" more than anything else.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 04:30:54 No. 5623654 Report >>5623647 I wish the qm luck, it takes years to build the talent.
>>5623648 I knew, but he didn't. He was focused on you and you alone.
Yes, soon as she's ready. Have to wait until they're old enough to start controlling it, as beneath a certain age they'll just pull right off.
>>5623649 Maybe it was the qm themself, acting as anon and trying to gauge my reaction to him butchering characters who look like mine. But if they were looking to get a rise out of me, well then sorry to disappoint.
>>5623652 I'm assuming a new qm, trying to get eyes by referencing what others already know and showing off how super cool their OC is by how many other cool OCs they can beat up.
Anonymous
>>5623654 Regardless of who it was and why they did, I don't appreciate it, but I guess it was harmless in the end.
I wish that QM the best of luck with their endeavors.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 04:35:45 No. 5623662 Report Quoted By:
>>5623659 >I wish that QM the best of luck with their endeavors. This. The world needs more QMs, especially dedicated ones.
Anonymous
>>5623654 >showing off how super cool their OC is by how many other cool OCs they can beat up. brb gonna make my own OC that is part angel part devil part hentai-logic-harem-mc-isekai-cheat-code-guy part ironing board that was born with a base PL of 6 billion that can also go super saiyan. Plus she's got heterochromia.
If they want attention they could just come in and say they're a fan. It's always nice to see new blood in the game. Even if they come from a cursed land. Anonymous
>>5623628 Rent free. Some people really know how to seethe about the popularity of something they don’t personally like.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 04:48:38 No. 5623689 Report >>5623663 >Plus she's got heterochromia. The truest early warning sign of an approaching Mary Sue.
>>5623673 May just be reference, don't immediately jump on the hatewagon yourself. After all, I've poked fun at other quests' MCs before without meaning any harm. Granted, most of the time the quests are long dead, but still.
Anonymous
>>5623689 I’ve read the chat and the posts from the QM themselves. It’s definitely a case of rent free. You hate to see it!
Anonymous
>>5623689 >The truest early warning sign of an approaching Mary Sue. The classic Donut Steel trait.
>most of the time the quests are long dead Genuinely miss Saffron. It was a silly little quest. Can't even remember the name of it.
>>5623691 rip
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 04:55:03 No. 5623696 Report Quoted By:
>>5623691 I haven't looked, not taking the time to figure that site I don't read out. Just like that other one with the alien mascot.
>>5623693 True.
Yes, same here. But that qm and their MC had potential, despite Saff being a part demon part kai.
Anonymous
>>5623693 oh, it was Another Dragon Ball Quest or something. that qm went to akun before dropping off the face of the earth
Anonymous
>>5623697 Ironically, I found Akun to be the harder of the two to get started on. If you’re not a known face there and aren’t writing smut, readership and participation will be low for a long time.
Conversely, starting a quest on /qst/ seems to have a much better initial turnout, provided the writing is even halfway decent and the premise is good.
Anonymous
>>5623242 That'll do Uncle Ben, that'll do
Anonymous
Just had a random scary thought related to this quest: When we fought Buu, Guldo was Buu's first target to turn into candy and consume, right? And Guldo's signature ability is to stop time for as long as he can hold his breath. What would happen if something like Buu, who has no need to breathe, got ahold of his power? Did he know?
Anonymous
>>5623978 >What would happen if something like Buu, who has no need to breathe, got ahold of his power? Presumably the same thing as Dio hypothetically reaching his full potential and just stopping time indefinitely until Chronoa steps in.
Anonymous
>>5623654 I couldn't even figure out how to start reading the obvious shitpost, the format hurt to look at.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5623691 You mean that text box beside the "story"? I didn't see anything mentioning us.
Anonymous
>>5623978 I don't think he knew, he just went for the smallest thing he could fit in his mouth.
Anonymous
>>5624107 >starting with the appetizers first And here I was calling him stupid.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5624113 I didn't even see that line, where was that?
Anonymous
>>5624113 meant to reply to
>>5624111 Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5624115 Ah, fair enough.
>>5624113 Yeah, its Buu, fatty has the brain of a toddler.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 14:25:50 No. 5624161 Report Quoted By:
>>5623697 Was a real shame, could have gone places.
>>5623709 I've not gone nor will I, hopefully.
>>5623746 Ha, nice.
>>5623978 It would have been rough for most everyone, leaving only Karn and Chilli of those present able to fight him.
>>5624082 She would have too, had Karn and Chilli failed. But wouldn't show without overwhelming support.
>>5624113 Ha
Anonymous
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 15:25:01 No. 5624259 Report Quoted By:
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 15:55:13 No. 5624305 Report >>5623615 You watch as the larger you, covered in injuries and blood, snarling as it charges you. But you remain calm, taking a focusing breath and wait for it to get close. But as it does, drawing back a right to swing, you also draw back your right. Not consciously, your arm moved before you were even ready to defend yourself, you wondering for a moment what's happening. But then realize that you're no longer smaller than that raging soul, and with a fierce battle cry swing your right with all your might.
“HRRRRRYAAAAAAAAA!!” you roar, putting your full power into the swing.
“GRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA!!” the Berserker Soul bellows, your fists smashing together with world-shattering force. Then, almost in perfect sync, you both pull your rights back and swinging with your lefts. You match blows with this angry soul for what feels like hours but was probably no more than a minute before he tries grabbing you. So, you reach out, grabbing his hands with your own and turning it to a contest of power. Which, after a few moments, you realize was a terrible idea. Without the power of a Berserker Soul yourself, he quickly starts overwhelming you. Pushing you back while twisting your hands and wrists, torquing them near the breaking point. So, in a moment of near-desperation you swing with your head, slamming your forehead into the other you's nose, shattering it. “GRRYAAAH!!”
In response to having his nose broken, which is clearly not the first time for that timeline's you, you immediately take advantage of the opening by flying back, getting some distance between you before he can grab you again.
But what now? How do you fight this stronger version of yourself?
>Use your anger and attack, overpower the Berserker Soul's anger with your own >Activate your Energy Body and defend, see if his power can keep his offense going long enough to overcome your heavy defenses >Keep your distance, use your ranged attacks to wear him down >Rush in but focus on your Su Ma technique, dodging the Berserker's wild swings >Other(write in) Anonymous
>>5624305 >Rush in but focus on your Su Ma technique, dodging the Berserker's wild swings Anonymous
>>5624305 >Focus your anger and use Dejim So to counter your alternate self, using Death Beams to hit his joints between counters We hate but we are one with it.
Anonymous
>>5624305 >Rush in but focus on your Su Ma technique, dodging the Berserker's wild swings Rage is but a single tool in the arsenal of any proper Sith. To fall totally and completely to it is to lose sight of one's self, and thus, lose everything.
Anonymous
>>5624320 After thinking about it for a moment, you're probably right in thinking Djem-So is the better option right now.
While we don't have any advantages in size or strength, it's still our most polished style and built on exploiting openings (which this angry motherfucker definitely has).
>>5624322 >>5624305 >Focus your anger and use Dejim So to counter your alternate self, using Death Beams to hit his joints between counters Switching to this, we gotta break him down like a chicken.
Anonymous
>>5624331 Wrathful problems require ragefull solutions.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5624333 Berserk green and trips, with 3 being a fun number because its Karn, OG Karn post Berserk God Possession, and the current Berserk God. ITS A SIGN!
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Posting the unofficial Berserker 3 theme for posterity
https://youtu.be/cnwOpLBg8DQ Anonymous
>>5624305 >Focus your anger and use Dejim So to counter your alternate self, using Death Beams to hit his joints between counters GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 16:29:59 No. 5624361 Report >>5624319 >>5624320 >>5624322 >>5624331 >>5624334 >>5624359 Write in Djem So with Death Beams wins it, good luck. Roll me a 4d100.
First DC: 70
Second DC: 80
Third DC: 45
Fourth DC: 50
Anonymous
Rolled 79, 69, 70, 45 = 263 (4d100) >>5624361 Gotta BELIEVE
Anonymous
Rolled 25, 7, 78, 56 = 166 (4d100) >>5624361 Anonymous
Rolled 84, 30, 10, 90 = 214 (4d100) >>5624361 GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 16:49:22 No. 5624383 Report Quoted By:
>>5624363 >>5624374 >>5624381 84/100, 69/100, 78/100, 90/100. Most impressive, but the Berserker Soul isn't all bark. Writing.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 17:52:56 No. 5624440 Report >>5624305 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmH_wUt2o6g But as you retake your fighting stance in this empty realm, you suddenly have a thought. A revelation: why are YOU afraid of this thing? Sure it's stronger than you, but so have a lot of things. You're not going to back down just because it LOOKS like a stronger you! You're going to do what you do best; take the fight to your enemy and break them!
“HOOORRAAAAAAA!!” you roar, emerald aura blazing up as you blast forward, ready to tear this Berserker Soul down. Which seemingly catches it by surprise, not immediately launching its own attack as well. Which lets you close the distance, slamming a powerful heavy right square into the Berserker's guard. With the power discrepancy you aren't able to simply bulldoze your foe's defenses, drawing your right back and swinging your left in a wide hook. Your fist smashes into the “X” formed by the other you's crossed arms, budging his guard sideways a bit but still not strong enough to break through. You need more if you want to break through, to smash aside this stronger foe's guard. Luckily for you, you have just the trick.
“HAAAAA!!” you bellow, charging up a Ki Punch in your right as you go for an uppercut. Once again your fist slams into the point of contact between that larger being's crossed arms, but this time the explosion of your ki does it! Your blast, combined with your punch breaks through the bigger fighter's guard, throwing his hands into the air as your fist rises, triumphant. But you're not done yet, opening your right hand you fire off a beam, letting the recoil drive your right elbow down square into the Berserker Soul's nose!
“GAAAAH!” it exclaims, hands instinctively going for the pain. Leaving his body wide open. As he arcs backwards, hands on his face, you twist your body. Throwing your entire weight into a heavy, Ki Punch empowered left square into his stomach. But as your hit lands true, energy exploding, suddenly you feel a tremendous pressure around your head! Only to realize that he'd GRABBED you as you attacked, leaving himself open only to catch you. “HRRRRAAAAAAAA!!”
With a mighty roar he retaliates, firing a massive left into your guts that sends you soaring. The powerful blow broke something, leaving you coughing up blood as you tumble through the dark, empty expanse.
“D-Dammit!” you mutter, flipping and orienting yourself back on the Berserker as he closes the distance. You can beat him, but won't do it through overwhelming aggression. You have to play this smarter.
cont
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 17:54:27 No. 5624441 Report >>5624440 “RRRRAAAAAAAA!!” the Berserker Soul bellows, swinging down at you with a wild right hook. You see the attack coming and lunge <span class="mu-i">into</span> it, catching his right forearm with your left while bracing your own forearm with your opposite hand. Slamming your entire weight into his attack doesn't rebound his blow, but stops it enough to shock the other you. Giving you the opening you need, quickly focusing your ki behind your eyes and unleashing your Eye Beams! Not at his face, not trying to kill him. Which you know you lack the power to do. But instead fire both beams directly at the inside of his right elbow. “GRRAAAAH!”
Your attack strikes true, the Berserker Soul bellowing and recoiling from the sudden pain. Your attack doesn't pierce clean through him, but as he pulls his arm back you do see two bloody, scorched holes in his arm. You can do this!
“GRRRYAAAAAA!!” he roars angrily, following up his right with a straight left, forcing you to block it with an “X” guard. Taking his attack on the point of intersection, you allow the force of his blow to knock you backwards, flipping back in the void air. Allowing you to retaliate with a right kick to the underside of his arm, knocking his arm straight up over his head before he can recover. And once again focus your ki, firing twinned beams from your eyes into his joint. “Guyaaah!?”
It's working, you can tell he's in pain as he draws his left back, growling then firing a massive wave of ki from his right hand. But you were ready, twisting your body clockwise and flying back, narrowly avoiding the destructive blast.
It's working, so far. But what do you do now?
>Rush in and keep up the Djem So and Eye Beams, don't give him a moment's rest until he cracks under the pressure >Stay more on the defensive, wait for him to come to you and counter him defensively with the Djem So Eye Beams >Switch tactics, draw your Super Energy Blade and go full Djem So offensive. Cut him down >Keep your distance now, use your lower powered but rain lethal attacks down on him like your Eye Beams and Energy Javelins >Other(write in) Anonymous
>>5624441 >Switch tactics, draw your Super Energy Blade and go full Djem So offensive. Cut him down He's stupid, but not THAT stupid. We gotta switch things up a little before he can adjust.
Anonymous
>>5624441 >>Switch tactics, draw your Super Energy Blade and go full Djem So offensive. Cut him down Anonymous
>>5624441 >Switch tactics, use Djem So to close the distance and stab with Energy Javelins Peel this fucker like we did to Vegeta's arm..
Anonymous
>>5624441 >Switch tactics, draw your Super Energy Blade and go full Djem So offensive. Cut him down Lets cut to the chase (^:
Anonymous
>>5624441 >Switch tactics, draw your Super Energy Blade and go full Djem So offensive. Cut him down GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 18:25:45 No. 5624470 Report >>5624443 >>5624449 >>5624454 >>5624455 >>5624463 Switch tactics, draw your Super Energy Blade and go full Djem So offensive. Cut him down wins unanimously. Roll me a 3d100.
First DC: 70
Second DC: 55
Third DC: ??
Anonymous
Rolled 1, 54, 15 = 70 (3d100) >>5624470 Let's see if Big Green can remember how to dodge
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5624473 Okay I deserve that
Anonymous
Rolled 55, 75, 78 = 208 (3d100) >>5624470 Anonymous
Rolled 53, 2, 24 = 79 (3d100) >>5624470 >>5624473 YAMERO!!!!
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5624473 You just HAD to talk shit, eh?
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 18:30:03 No. 5624485 Report Quoted By:
>>5624473 >>5624476 >>5624479 CRIT FAIL/100, 75/100, 78/100. This will hurt, but... Well you'll see. Writing.
Anonymous
I'm actually not to broken up about the crit fail. It'd be a little anticlimactic if we styled on him the entire time again.
Anonymous
>>5624488 You fucking pointless dramafag
Anonymous
Anyone getting a weird two hour time difference on the posts time stamps?
Anonymous
>>5624492 I think you forgot to update the thread
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5624490 Keep in mind I don't intentionally pick bad options or pray for bad dice. I just try and take things as they come rather than eat a gun every time something bad happens.
Anonymous
Oh no, he punched us in the dick so hard we're now permanently impotent. No more kids. No more banging. The tragedy.
Anonymous
>>5624493 I updated the thread i just looked away for one minuet and crit fail was the first to show up before I could roll.Then the other two happened.
Anonymous
>>5624495 NOT THE ANDROID 13 TECHNIQUE!
Anonymous
>>5624495 >>5624507 >implying that The Dragon would be that easy to break >>5624506 /qst/ is just like that, sometimes it takes it a minute to load all the messages that were sent in a short period of time. I think its because of how naturally slow it is
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5624512 I guess, but everyones time stamps are reading as two hours behind my timezone.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 19:31:27 No. 5624582 Report >>5624441 As you fly away from the Berserker Soul's massive beam, you decide to switch tactics and focus your ki into both hands, quickly forming your two handed Super Energy Blade. Your ki hardens into a weapon of war, gleaming bright as your foe ends his attack, staring at you.
“GWRRRRROOOOOAAAAAAARR!!” he roars, then throws his head back and bellowing out in challenge, pounding on his chest in a primal call to violence. To which you respond in kind, roaring as your charge towards him.
“HRRRAAAAAAA!!” you bellow, drawing the weapon back overhead as you move, readying Djem So's deadliest attack, called Falling Avalanche. Using the full power of your arms, back, shoulders, everything, you drop down on the larger Saiyan, throwing your full power into a devastating chop. But as you do, he reaches out, <span class="mu-i">catching</span> your blade!
“Wh-What?!” you exclaim in shock, jaw dropping as blood drips down his left hand, the Berserker Soul snarling at you. Too stunned to move, you can only watch as he reaches up with his right, snapping off a good foot or two of the blade with his other hand. And just as you realize what's about to happen, he snarls and drives the broken end of the blade up into your guts! “Gyuuh!?”
“HRRRAAAAAA!!” the Berserker Soul bellows in your face, returning the earlier favor by slamming his forehead into your nose, shattering it before drawing his right fist black, punching you hard enough in the face to break a planet. You cry out in pain as you're sent flying back, barely clinging onto consciousness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17rpm63gm-4 “D-Dammit...” you mutter, feeling your eyes drifting shut against your will. Everything hurts, but if you close your eyes and just drift away then it will all be over. It could just be over.
“What are you doing?” calls a familiar voice in your mind, suddenly you see a hazy figure floating over you, arms crossed looking down on you. Just like Tatsu would do during trainings when you were young. “Is this is? Is this all you've got?”
“Ta-tsu?” you mutter, knowing your old man couldn't be here. And he didn't still have all his limbs like this vision does. But you blink, then your eyes go wide in shock as you see not your old man, but.... You?
cont
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 19:32:38 No. 5624586 Report >>5624582 “You're not seriously going to allow this monster to take your body, to rampage freely across your home will you?” this strange other you asks, an angry note to his tone as he stares down at the shape you're in. “If I could beat this thing, then so can you! Now stop laying around and Get! UP! Your family needs you Karn, move!”
This other you's words stir something down deep, deeper than any power you've felt before. Even deeper than the power you'd had temporarily unlocked by that fifth-dimensional bastard, down in the deepest parts of your very soul. And with a roar, you let it all out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCoMcv1OiZQ “GRRRAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!” you roar, letting go of everything and unleashing that power deep within. Emerald aura explodes out from within you, blazing wildly and actually knocking the Berserker Soul back from the raw force of it. Your injuries no longer matter, nothing matters except the shattered emerald blade in your right hand, and the foe before you. This ends now. “DRRRYAAAAAAAA!!”
“GRRROOOOAAAAAARR!!” your foe roars, again charging straight for you. You also blitz forward, now moving at incredible speeds. Far faster than you've ever moved before, moving so fast that before you know it you're already to your foe, driving the shattered Super Energy Blade straight into the left side of his chest with one hand, holding the blade in a reverse grip with your right hand. “Goooaaah?”
He looks stunned, staring from your weapon to you in complete disbelief. Then, to your surprise, more emerald light begins emanating from the wound in his chest. Cracks of that same light begin spreading from the wound across his chest and down his arm, which breaks off after a couple seconds. His arm turns entirely to emerald light, which surges into you. You feel the rush of power, of the strength beyond and Ascended Saiyan surging through you, your eyes suddenly snapping open. Bringing you back to your own world.
>Roll me a 1d155 Anonymous
Rolled 8 (1d155) >>5624582 >But as you do, he reaches out, catching your blade! Stealing that for the next Boi encounter.
>>5624586 Rolling!
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5624589 Alright obviously I did something to get on the dice's bad side, if only I could remember what.
Anonymous
Rolled 105 (1d155) >>5624586 Anonymous
Rolled 152 (1d155) >>5624586 GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 19:37:44 No. 5624596 Report >>5624589 >>5624591 >>5624592 152/155, a damn near perfect roll. Your base powerlevel is now
546 million, writing.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5624591 Thank you my King.
>>5624592 My eternal gratitude most gracious Emperor.
Anonymous
>>5624596 >that spoiler Did we do it? Do we have full access now?
Or do we need to do the ritual and THEN beat it?
Anonymous
>>5624596 >Spoiler Oh God, this is getting juicy....is it weird i kinda want it to be 545 instead of 546?
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 19:47:09 No. 5624619 Report Quoted By:
>>5624607 >Did we do it? Do we have full access now? HA! No, you just weakened it. Which is good news, should something else force you to take that level once again before Beerus arrives.
>>5624617 Ha
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 20:26:28 No. 5624672 Report >>5624586 “Daddy? Daddy are you okay?” a blurry face asks, you blinking a couple times to help you to focus. As your eyes clear you see your daughter Okira looking down at you worriedly, Ubo over her shoulder also looking on concerned. “Daddy?”
“H-hey kiddo.” you say, taking a moment to slowly move your fingers, toes, everything you can while laying down to make sure nothing's broken. Okira leaps down onto you, crying while wrapping her hands around your neck, holding you tight. Gingerly you reach up, patting her on the back as you look up to Ubo. “What happened?”
“Well, you just kinda...Collapsed.” he says, looking worriedly to you. “After that little bastard was gone, you started talking to yourself for a second or two, then just...fell over. I ran over to your side, rolling you over and checked your pulse before Okira rushed back over.”
“Uh huh. After the bad guy disappeared, I somehow went right back into bed!” she says, frowning a bit. “Was that magic?”
“Yes, that creature used magic.” Ubo tells her. “But fortunately we're safe now. Your dad got him.”
“I hope so.” you say, but in your guts you have a feeling that this won't be the last time you encounter that monster. But as you sit there, thinking of how you'll battle the malicious monster next time, suddenly one of your ship's crewmen runs out, looking around wildly until he sees you.
“General Karn, General Karn!” he calls, running over. “Are you alright?”
“Yeah, I'm fine.” you reply, holding Okira to you with one hand while accepting Ubo's offered right with your right, letting him haul you up to your feet. “What's wrong?”
“You've got an urgent call, from Lord Freeza. And Vox.” he says, you sighing out as you mentally prepare yourself for the conversation you know is coming next.
“Lead the way.” you tell him, following your man back up and into your ship. No need to put things off, may as well take this problem head on now.
-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 194 paused-
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 20:27:53 No. 5624674 Report >>5624672 And that's it for this weekend, everyone enjoy the episode? Enjoy your april fools surprise? Curious how things will progress from here, what will happen at King Cold's, and what effects the fifth-dimensional meddler's influence will have? Find out some of these answers and more, next time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest!
Anonymous
I'm sure Frieza will understand when we explain that we were fighting something that treated a black hole like a mild inconvenience. Vox on the other hand...well, we ARE on Namek after all. Might as well put those lizard spheres to use.
Anonymous
>tfw the entire universe felt karn go biggest green and absolutely shit on his 5th dimensional dipshittery >vox probably caught it on camera, because of course he did >tfw this was probably so shenanigans it ended up on godtube
Anonymous
>>5624678 We were gonna bring krypton back and it's people, and watch shit genuinely get stupid, for Ubo, because he's a bro and this could genuinely get entertaining that way.
Anonymous
>>5624672 The shenanigoons must be shitting bricks seeing us reach Beerus levels now.
Anonymous
>>5624674 What was Whis's reaction when he sensed all this bullshit?
Anonymous
>>5624692 We give Ubo a reason to understand our Daddly wrath, ostensibly via Supergirl.
Anonymous
>>5624692 I mean, at this point it'd be doing everybody a service now that Majin Buu is gone.
Besides, Porunga has 3 wishes, so we'd still have one left over after fixing our latest accidental smiting of the heavens.
Maybe we can just bank it and hope his recharge time is shortened.
Anonymous
>>5624699 I think we have to use the charges, though I don't know for sure.
Anonymous
>>5624699 nah we have 3 full wishes that would be used:
1. unfuck shaar and the area we black holed
2. bring back krypton
3. revive its people
thats how it works generally.
Anonymous
>>5624700 I have no idea what we'd ask for though.
We could just let the Grand Elder take the last wish, or ask one of friends that's acquainted with the Namekians if they want anything.
This is all assuming Ubo doesn't use two wishes or that the removal of the singularity doesn't cost an extra wish when restoring the planet.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5624672 We already need one planet brought back, a second one and the equipment lost on it should be fine.
Anonymous
>>5624706 >3. revive its people Prounga can't do that, though. It can only revive one at a time, right?
Anonymous
>>5624706 I don't think we can revive the Kryptonians, not through wishes anyways.
They've been dead for decades and probably got reincarnated already.
We COULD ask to have that miniature city in Superman's care restored, but we don't know about that in-character.
Anonymous
>>5624711 >the singularity ....I am kinda hoping that just kinda peters out, but we won't be that lucky.
>>5624717 This, we need to use the last wish to find something that can do that, likely showing us Earth and the Dragonballs there. Which will be a very pleasant road trip all things considered.
Anonymous
>>5624717 they literally can upgrade the balls and do it whenever they want though, it's a matter of them just doing it, even then we might be able to DDF wish it if it's really needed idk, we did say we would at least bring the planet back if nothing else right before mr. M showed up and fucked things up.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5624720 This is all moot anyways, we still need to introduce him to Superman
Mister Mxyzptlk !!YgSxLM4WPvL
Mister Mxyzptlk !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 20:51:06 No. 5624731 Report >>5624678 Oh yes, Vox certainly saw everything. Including from space with an orbital camera satellite. Until it was ALSO sucked in. The lines on the space maps will have to be redrawn, star travel courses changed to accommodate the new hazard. Luckily it was in the shadow sector, where there isn’t much traffic aside from Dreadzone, but it will be an inconvenience.
You’re not CURRENTLY on Namek, as you’re still on New Salda.
>>5624686 Kars was absolutely shocked by Karn’s power, having thought the flicker of it he felt when Freeza shattered through SKoT’s barrier was a fluke. Whis is, well not worried, but not feeling it to be irrelevant. Somewhere in the middle.
>>5624692 You can still ask to bring back Krypton, but Ubo may have a different plan once Elder Guru tells you all the limits.
>>5624693 >beerus levels Not quite yet.
>>5624694 A sigh, after seeing it was due to a fifth dimensional interloper. He has reported Mr Mxyzptlk to his own dimension’s authorities, not being a third dimensional being himself and growing tired of his “games”.
>>5624697 Hwut?
>>5624699 Might be a good idea to bring up with Vox, that you’re seeking magical solutions to restoring his broken planet.
>>5624717 Yes. But IC you don’t know that.
>>5624720 Yes, also OOC knowledge
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5624726 Porunga's balls specifically cant, we need Earth's balls, which we can then upgrade and use.
Anonymous
>>5624724 We just ripped reality a new asshole with enough strength to (maybe) kill Beerus.
It's probably not going anywhere.
Anonymous
>>5624731 >Might be a good idea to bring up with Vox, that you’re seeking magical solutions to restoring his broken planet. Of course. Also uh...you still have the other name on big man.
Anonymous
>>5624737 i think he knows.
Anonymous
>>5624731 >Hwut Getting Ubo set up with meeting Supergirl, or Powergirl if she's around.
>Kars was absolutely shocked by Karn’s power, having thought the flicker of it he felt when Freeza shattered through SKoT’s barrier was a fluke. Whis is, well not worried, but not feeling it to be irrelevant. Somewhere in the middle. Angel boy noticing at all is a big step.
>You can still ask to bring back Krypton, but Ubo may have a different plan once Elder Guru tells you all the limits. That's fine, and we'll tell him that so long as it doesn't threaten New Salda or throwing the galaxy to chaos, we'll help him all the way.
>A sigh, after seeing it was due to a fifth dimensional interloper. He has reported Mr Mxyzptlk to his own dimension’s authorities, not being a third dimensional being himself and growing tired of his “games”. So he's doing his job? Bought fucking time.
>Might be a good idea to bring up with Vox, that you’re seeking magical solutions to restoring his broken planet. One way or another a few planets are being brought back.
>>5624735 Riiight, so that is a wish for next year....
Anonymous
>>5624731 I'll never not get a kick out of a Kryptonian wanting Krypton back when the planet itself pretty much made them all helpless babies.
Anonymous
>>5624753 The planet isn't as important as what is represents to him, and by extension, his race.
It was their home, and nothing can really replace that. Not to mention it was stolen from them alongside their culture and lives on the perceived whims of a careless monster.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 21:11:28 No. 5624758 Report >>5624735 No, not quite. He could survive that attack.
>>5624737 Fucking hell, get out of my phone you little shit! It better not default to his name every single time.
>>5624738 I was unaware, as I shut off the pc and went to mobile.
>>5624740 Ah.
Kind of hard NOT to notice the mortal realm trembling. And the Cardinal Kai’s shitting themselves asking him to wake Beerus to handle the threat.
>>5624753 But it was THEIRS. Especially if it can be moved to a different star system, once restored…
>>5624756 Exactly
Anonymous
>>5624758 So, if Kal-El was sent off by Jor-El in an effort to spare him from Krypton's destruction, does that imply Jor-El was aware of Cold's intentions at the time?
Did they ever speak to each other?
Anonymous
>>5624758 >Wake Beerus to handle the threat >Handle the threat Bitches wouldn't feel threatened if they were doing the right thing.
>But it was THEIRS. Especially if it can be moved to a different star system, once restored… That brings me an idea....when we bring them back, Freeza can hire them as planet towers to resolve territory disputes. No more planet popping necessary.
Anonymous
>>5624767 >Jor-El was the Bardock of Krypton It fits what with him being a brilliant scientist as well.
Anonymous
>>5624771 >inb4 Bardock has been going to community college this entire time instead of training Anonymous
>>5624770 nah this time i don't blame the kais, shit from the 5th dimension should be above even the supreme kai, let alone the normal ones, thats the type of things that should be in zeno's wheelhouse if anything.
Anonymous
>>5624774 He can learn and lift at the same time if Gine is holding the books for him.
>>5624780 ....we all know its not the gremlin they were talking about.
Anonymous
>>5624781 He's got a tail, no book-wife required.
Anonymous
>>5624780 >Implying Zeno isn't from the fifth dimension himself It would certainly explain his retardation and obscene power.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5624785 Book wife is good for relaxing on the bench. Ask Meloka.
Anonymous
>>5624758 Hey, if we asked Raven to teach us how to read, would that conflict with our schedule much at all?
Anonymous
>>5624801 We know how to read, Anon.
Anonymous
>>5624826 Well obviously Karn knows how to read numbers and can recognize certain words, but given the abysmal education a Saiyan of his generation would have received, I'm not sure he can read properly.
Doesn't hurt to clarify I guess.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5624829 We know enough to parse out comments in Chaya's streams when we come on to guest star from time to time.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 02 Apr 2023 22:11:31 No. 5624837 Report >>5624767 He was a leading scientist on Krypton, he would have at least known of King Cold.
>>5624770 A massive wellspring of anti-YOU energy just exploded into being the realms under your domain. Wouldn't you panic as well.
>>5624780 No, this is for the fifth dimension's authorities to handle.
>>5624781 Yes, they were far more worried about Karn.
>>5624791 Beings like the Angels aren't from the third dimension at least.
>>5624801 You already know how, just aren't highly proficient. You know enough to read the names of planets, people and know numbers, but aren't going into literature or math above multiplication or fractions.
>>5624829 True, knowing limits always helps.
Anonymous
>>5624837 >A massive wellspring of anti-YOU energy just exploded into being the realms under your domain. Wouldn't you panic as well. The punks wouldn't have to panic if they didn't go out of their way to earn it.
>Yes, they were far more worried about Karn. Called it
>You already know how, just aren't highly proficient. You know enough to read the names of planets, people and know numbers, but aren't going into literature or math above multiplication or fractions. Karn knows enough to know when someone is saying weird shit too Chaya during livestreams
Anonymous
>>5624837 So something to pursue on our own time then I guess.
I only ask because I want an excuse to spend time with Okira that isn't just training her or dealing with her Stand related problems.
Anonymous
>>5624845 After this I think we can justify bringing her along with us for a bit while we hang out with uncle Ubo.
Anonymous
>>5624837 >A massive wellspring of anti-YOU energy just exploded into being the realms under your domain. Wouldn't you panic as well. No. Pic related.
Anonymous
>>5624596 does that include the zenkai from the back to back goku/vegeta fight.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5624856 Yeah, if she's already up we might as well make it a field trip to Uncle Cold's house.
Anonymous
>>5624596 More than halfway to 1 bil in base.
Anonymous
>>5624889 It's been a long time coming, hasn't it?
Not even 25 years ago Karn was sitting at a little over 2K at best.
Now his consistent output is somewhere around 325 billion, with a theoretical max of approximately 1.3 trillion.
Yes, you read that correctly. 1.3 TRILLION. With a "T".
Anonymous
>>5624894 Starter Karn wouldn't even recognize current Karn. It'd be a hell of a wakeup call.
Anonymous
>>5624894 Reaching that level in ~25 years is pretty insane, and hard earned too. And even then his children aren't THAT far behind, or atleast some of them.
kinda wishing Chilli hit the gym a little more often, but taking care of his infant daughter and the planet is a lot of hard work, and he prefers honing his magical prowess anyway. Anonymous
Wait....I just had a thought, to get the Karn we have currently, Karn had to wish his Stand to find another Karn host....if we get a second Stand, and it starts at DDF, I propose sending THAT Stand too another Karn with all the info we have now.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5624915 While true, I don't want our boy getting complacent while being the strongest on his planet.
Anonymous
>>5624913 What would Current Karn say to his past self? To always fight for those he cares for? Triple check a potato's corpse? Make sure that you know what your crew's voices sound like? Crush purple fruits on sight? Remember to tell your son that you love him?
Get a back therapy insurance plan? Anonymous
Also I just remembered we had a spoiler epilogue of the gremlin godthing where we sent him to stay in the void timeline with Berserk God and accidentally turning him into a replacement timeline that undid Pink bitches annihilation just so he'd calm the fuck down for a bit.
>>5624927 Yes
Anonymous
>>5624927 when Meloka gets super Saiyan 3 only have sex while in your own super Saiyan form.
Anonymous
>>5624945 Make sure Meloka can normalize SS3 before getting pregnant in that form. GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Mon 03 Apr 2023 00:19:17 No. 5624995 Report >>5624841 >The punks wouldn't have to panic if they didn't go out of their way to earn it. Most of the Cardinal Kais have no idea who you are.
>>5624845 Possible.
>>5624856 Yes.
>>5624868 You're also NOT a Kai.
>>5624873 Yes, was the total zenkia. Why I didn't call for it before, knowing how the start of this episode could go.
>>5624889 Yes.
>>5624915 Yes, Karn's been through a lot of hell to get here.
>spoiler His magical skill is quite far beyond his physical prowess.
>>5624917 You'll have to wait and see what happens.
>>5624945 Ha.
>>5624949 Oof.
Anonymous
>>5624931 is this a patreon epilogue, cause i don't know this one,
Anonymous
>>5624995 >You're also NOT a Kai. Evidence? Ningen shouldn't say things so carelessly.
Anonymous
>>5624997 No, it was from way back during the first few chapters when we were doing time breaker stuff after getting Berserk form.
>>5624995 >Most of the Cardinal Kais have no idea who you are. Just the motherfucker that stopped Buu, nobody special, only the mortal that did they're fucking job for them.
>Possible. >Yes. Father, uncle, daughter roadtrip lets fookin goooo
>You're also NOT a Kai. Second verse, same as the first, they fucked around not doing their job, they can find out.
>His magical skill is quite far beyond his physical prowess. Which is great, happy for him, but still not an excuse when he can hone his body to the same level of effectiveness.
>Oof. I want the next timeline to have one more child in it.
Anonymous
>>5625050 Anon, your assuming that Supreme Dipshit told the Kais Buu was stopped and most of the Kais don't even know we exist since we don't live in their section of Universe 7.
Like I get Kai-Begone is a theme in this quest but the Cardinal Kai are some of the few who don't deserve the sass.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5625067 True, counterpoint, we don't know them in character and if they are paying that little attention to what is going on then the only good Gods are Jergal, and the Moon guy Caulifla works with.
Anonymous
>>5625067 Yeah for the most part the Cardinal Kai seem to be doing their job as expected.
North Kai at the very least seems as informed as a Kai should be, but I suppose that comes with the luxury of having a relatively smaller area under his jurisdiction than Shin.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Mon 03 Apr 2023 01:34:59 No. 5625096 Report >>5625044 Evidence is you're here.
>>5625050 I said MOST, but that doesn't include the one whose territory you live in and watched the whole Batlle of Namek unfold.
>Second verse, same as the first, they fucked around not doing their job, they can find out. But they do. Their jobs are to observe the mortal realm, NOT directly interfere.
>>5625078 True. And isn't responsible for directly interfering either.
Anonymous
>>5625096 >But they do. Their jobs are to observe the mortal realm, NOT directly interfere. Then they can continue to watch as the big green man comes to knock on their doors and culturally enrich them....wait....that's why Freeza is actually black....
Anonymous
>>5625096 On the topic of the Kais, are any of them old enough to actually remember who Old Kai is?
If I had to pick one, it'd be Grand Kai, right?
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Mon 03 Apr 2023 02:04:27 No. 5625130 Report >>5625102 C'mon, low tier anon. 2/10, at best.
>>5625115 None of the living Kai of Universe 7 are old enough.
Anonymous
>>5625130 Low tier like a filthy Ningen out here, smells like Godling in this hood.
Anonymous
>>5625096 Did the original Karn also accept Bane's offer back in the day?
Anonymous
So, official media has settled on treating Piccolo's Ultimate Form as its own variant of Potential Unleashed following the Unlock Potential Path and calling it Power Awakening. So hope isn't lost yet, but that's only if GD wants to take that nugget of information from what Xenoverse cemented on.
Anonymous
>>5625132 This made me think of Low Tier Kai. Constantly telling the filthy ningen's that they should kill themselves NOW
Anonymous
>>5625742 Well, considering the only Namakian we really talk too is Nail, and Guru, kinda Dende. It won't really be relevant to us.
>>5625841 Zamasu take off that alt name and get out of Chaya's live stream, faggot.
Anonymous
>>5626013 I mean don't necessary need to go that route but someone could work hard to achive their own Ultimate Forn/Potential Unleashed state without having to suck up to Elder Kai thanks to Xenoverse reafirming what Super Hero established. But again, that's entirely if GD wants to acknowledge and impliment that possibility.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Tue 04 Apr 2023 00:37:55 No. 5626047 Report >>5625605 Quite possibly. It's impossible to know for certain.
>>5625742 >Power Awakening Getting quite literal with it, aren't we? At least we know what Granolah/Gas will have in Xenoverse2's 49th character dlc in four more years.
>>5626013 Who knows? It may become relevant one day.
>>5626013 Zamasu in your timeline is currently unaware of the goings on in Universe 7.
>>5626015 Someone unlocking their own form is usually possible, especially in a shonen setting. Who knows who you could potentially be a descendant of? As for Karn we do know, at least a little, but for other people could be anyone. Could even be ninja jesus.
Anonymous
>>5626047 >Granolah and Gas Ah right I forgot about those numbskulls. And while you might be right, Toyo already disproven that naming scheme by going with "Dragon Ball Enhancement" when explaining his Instinct Unleashed and Awakened State. But marketing may still go with PA just for consistency.
Either way, I guess those two further proves my theory is correct.
Anonymous
>>5626047 by the way how is King Piccolo doing has he conquering the earth without goku their to stop him.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5626047 >Zamasu in your timeline is currently unaware of the goings on in Universe 7. Hoo boo that won't last long.
>Could even be ninja jesus. Ninja Jesus of the fucking Moon people, bow too your lord ninja cuck....Naruto is aids, can we set it on fire?
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Tue 04 Apr 2023 01:41:20 No. 5626116 Report >>5626059 Toyo and Tori aren't in whole agreement on certain things, so I'll wait until it's 'official' and widespread. But it will be interesting to see unfold.
>>5626073 The Red Ribbon Army is in shambles, Master Roshi and Gohan are dead, along with Master Shen. Krillin and Tien have put aside their differences, training in solitude to avenge their masters one day.
Dr. Gero and Vomi have commandeered what was left of the Red Ribbon army and went underground, devoted to android research in the hopes to one day avenge their son, killed by King Piccolo.
Anonymous
>>5626116 For Piccolo's end its already is, but for Gas and Granolah then yeah that's a fair point to wait on. Anywho what happend to bulma and yamcha
Anonymous
>>5626116 When has official ever stopped anything here?
>Krillin and Tien have put aside their differences, training in solitude to avenge their masters one day. >Dr. Gero and Vomi have commandeered what was left of the Red Ribbon army and went underground, devoted to android research in the hopes to one day avenge their son, killed by King Piccolo. I assume Yamcha is dead in the dessert right now? And Bulma is shot somewhere in a ditch? How much shit could we cause if we got the Dragonballs from their world to help bring back Ubo's people?
Anonymous
>>5626116 did king piccolo absorb kami like in that one xenoverse timeline?
Anonymous
>>5626116 Damn. Sounds dire for them right now. Either no saiyan babies were sent to Earth or they got killed for not having Goku's plot armor.
I hate that said armor is actual fucking canon now, jfc Anonymous
>>5626164 If it makes you feel better pretty much everyone hates that wish and basically that arc as well
Anonymous
>>5626164 >>5626166 I doubt how effective it actually was. Raditz didn't get shit, yet Raditz was part of that wish. And then both of them die to a Namekian! You know what I think? I think that Dragon
is actually racist against Saiyans. Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5626164 >>5626166 >>5626172 Wait, I didn't actually see what they said, Goku having plot armor is literal canon?
Anonymous
>>5626189 I wonder if he is part shrub sometimes, and just makes his own oxygen
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5626219 Obviously he's taking in air through his asshole.
How else would he survive with his head up there all the time?
Anonymous
>>5626217 Monaito uses his Dragon Balls to try to send Bardock back home, Bardock tells him to fuck off because he ain't done beating the shit out of Gas the pissbaby. Monaito asks if he has any other wish, Bardock vaguely wishes for his sons to grow up well. It's interpreted as a reason Goku has plot armor in Dragon Ball, though doesn't explain Raditz, who dies to Piccolo and never comes back in any significant way.
Because the Dragon is racist, I say. Anonymous
>>5626217 Some Namekian made a wish for Bardock's children to survive Planet Vegeta's destruction, thus kinda invalidating the thematic significance of Bardock's singular act of selflessness blossoming into the defeat of Frieza despite the overwhelming odds against him and his progeny.
Watch this scene and know that it's fucking pointless now thanks to Toyotaro;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFl4Smo_Y5g Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5626226 Meh, honestly sounds pretty damn Jewed.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5626222 They hate Tien, its not a secret they're racist.
Anonymous
>>5626226 It's why even the most diehard of Toyo's supporters turned their back on him and joined the rest of us who treat his manga as non-canon trash.
Anonymous
>>5626238 It's one of those mind-bogglingly stupid retcons that makes me wonder if the people in charge have basic media literacy or even read the fucking story.
Like in 40K, when they retconned Ollanius Pius to be some super badass Perpetual as opposed to just some random Guardsman, defeating the point of his entire character.
Anonymous
>>5626241 At the very least, it's something that can be easily ignored. Given the fact that the manga directly contradicts Superhero in the most recent chapters, it makes it all the easier to treat it as a separate thing, filled with Toyo's headcanons
Anonymous
>>5626222 Nah it's simple 1/3 Satan. They just forgot Bardock had two fucking kids. Those retards.
Anonymous
>>5626241 To be fair not even Toriyama isn't immune since he made some dumbass comments and changes post EoZ. I think one the most infurating one has to be the interview where he says Goku doesn't understand what friendship is. Walking example of Death of the Author.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:/+PM8mY4 Tue 04 Apr 2023 11:54:59 No. 5626517 Report >>5626120 Spoilers. Eventually going to do something with that storyline.
>>5626127 I’ll say Yamcha is still alive. And Bulma got Master Gohan who wasn’t crushed by giant feet to accompany her, mostly for his own amusement and to test his skill. What happened after, who knows?
>>5626151 Maybe
>>5626164 Saiyans weren’t seen as disposable anymore, not after getting depopulated.
>>5626166 Not sure if the wish was even actually made honestly.
>>5626172 But then it’d hate both of them.
>>5626226 With minus and DBS Broly that’s no longer canon, so take that how you will. OG Toei exclusive Bardock was best bardock.
>>5626246 Still haven’t watched the movie, what’s different?
>>5626264 Toriyama hates Dragonball, he doesn’t want it and wanted to work on other funnier manga. But it pays the bills
Anonymous
>>5626517 >Krillin following after Hedo due to the prequel chapters and tailing the Nu-RRA only to job to Hachimaru the Bee >Gohan getting THESE HANDS by Piccolo despite having both arms free. His lack of training making less sense after Moro. >Pan's training coming from wanting to be a superhero thanks to Trunks and Goten than just liking how to fight. >Sargent Nuts and the rest of the Police Forces knows about the RRA revial and trying to get intel to bust them before they rise. Anonymous
>>5626250 Bardock didn't forget them, but the Dragon? Suspicious.
>>5626517 >>5626756 Dont forget, Hedo knows (present) Trunks and has a personal vendetta against him for putting him in jail. That's the thing that really gets Hedo to team up with Magenta. In the movie he doesn't recognize BOI except as someone (possibly alien) wearing a Capsule Corp jacket.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:aXnuzXSj Tue 04 Apr 2023 21:12:25 No. 5627099 Report >>5626756 Well now I know what’s different from the movie to manga, what about the other way? Things the movie had(up to where it ended) that the manga didn’t?
>>5626853 Guess the hair color change from z to dbs really is canon, as Trunks was AT the Cell Games and on tv yet they somehow don’t recognize him?
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Tue 04 Apr 2023 23:19:50 No. 5627280 Report <span class="mu-s">QM UPDATE</span> I will be taking Easter weekend off, so this episode won’t continue this weekend the 8th/9th, but will instead continue the weekend after of the 15th/16th. Last episode’s missing epilogue will be up this Thursday, followed by another next thursday before this one continues
Anonymous
>>5627280 Easter celebrations with the family I assume?
Anonymous
>>5627280 Happy Easter than bud, have fun
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Wed 05 Apr 2023 00:20:10 No. 5627352 Report >>5627283 Yes absolutely.
>>5627288 I’ll have something, might be fun. But they’re family gotta be there
Anonymous
>>5627352 Sounds like fun, sucks they don't have the fun kind of tism to join us.
Anonymous
>>5627352 Alright I got a stupid question for you.
How does Karn stack up to Mr. Satan in terms of conventional hand-to-hand combat? (No fancy shit like ki blasts and flying)
For context, I started questioning how much of Karn's overall "strength" is a result of his skill and experience and how much was just his powerlevel and innate ki projection giving him overwhelming advantages over most people.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Wed 05 Apr 2023 02:50:43 No. 5627487 Report >>5627355 Everyone has fun differently.
>>5627470 This one isn't quite STUPID, just underestimating the champ. If we're just combining fighting experience and training, then surprisingly Mr. Satan (going off Cell Games era, before he started slacking hardcore after attaining hero status), was quite something by normal human standards. And according to his lore he was training since he was young in the Satan Dojo martial arts. The difference is the TYPE of training: Karn was learning how to survive whereas Satan was just learning how to fight. Two completely different mindsets.
Anonymous
>>5627099 Ask me again in 7-8 months. The only real telling is the whole Camine Production thing being cut or at least glossed to the side but that's it.
Anonymous
>>5627487 >This one isn't quite STUPID, just underestimating the champ I wasn't underestimating the champ, hence why I asked.
It was pretty apparent that despite being pitifully weak in comparison to demigods and monsters, Satan was actually a pretty competent martial artist and ridiculously strong (in his own right).
If I didn't think he brought SOMETHING to the table, I wouldn't have brought him up.
>The difference is the TYPE of training: Karn was learning how to survive whereas Satan was just learning how to fight. Two completely different mindsets. On that note, I believe Satan might be somewhat more skilled than Karn by virtue of when they started training under proper masters respectively.
However, you are right to bring up the difference in mindset for a very good reason.
All things made roughly equal, I'd personally still give despite the skill gap due to his attitude towards overwhelming odds and fighting in general.
Very few things make Karn timid, and even fewer still would make him unwilling to fight entirely. In contrast, Satan just ain't got that dog in him.
He might pick Karn apart and ruin his day, but he'll start to panic once Karn activates zombie mode and keeps coming.
After that, it's a foregone conclusion, you just can't win against Karn when the morale maluses start stacking up. Just ask Trunks.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5627510 >I'd personally still give it to Karn despite Gotta reread my fucking posts before I send em, jesus
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:A3Lfit4P Wed 05 Apr 2023 03:46:48 No. 5627523 Report >>5627506 Neat. Yeah, waiting to find a decent rip with eng sub, then the fights in high quality
>>5627510 >If I didn't think he brought SOMETHING to the table, I wouldn't have brought him up. To be fair I wasn’t sure if it wasn’t a troll post. But yes he has a lifetime of building himself up right until Cell arrived.
And yes skill and technical proficiency matter, but they’re secondary to determination and pain resistance. Especially if the fight’s stakes aren’t a title or prize money but living. Best irl example of a Karn-like fighting spirit in professional fighting in somewhat recent times was Matt Brown of the UFC.
Anonymous
>>5627523 There's a 4k English sub out there for months. And I'm sure someone put the dub voices over it by now so there's literally no excuse not to watch it at this point
Anonymous
I have got to wonder what exactly humanity lacks genewise in comparison to the saiyans. They're genetically conpatible enough to crossbreed, and at first glance look so human that people who werent aware of the saiyans thought Goku was a human for his entire childhood and adolescence. And yet humans have no tails, they are too squishy for intense gravity, and have no capacity to go super saiyan, not even a super "human" equivalent. What exactly differed for them to be so much weaker in terms of strength? Do they just not try hard enough? There some dormant genes?
Anonymous
>>5627565 Consider this:
For every thing human Z-fighters had against them, they were able to match and surpass the average Saiyan within a year or so of intense training. Yamcha started Z weaker than some actual Saiyan toddlers, and jumped up to being stronger than Raditz by the time Vegeta and Nappa arrived. In Z canon, how many generations of Saiyans lived in the shadow of the fucking Tuffles before King Vegeta finally started his rebellion? A handful of humans and up stronger than a majority of the Saiyans who ever lived, a majority of Frieza's army by tenfold, even hundredfold. To say nothing of how their technology went from pre-spacetravel to surpassing Tuffle inventions in less than a generation, nothing they made, not Raichi's bullshit or even Baby, can compare to the ingenuity of Gero in a cave (with a box of scraps). Even if we've set the remaining Saiyans on the path to greatness in this quest, the humans punched well above their supposed weight class in canon. I suspect it's something born from lack of necessity that they seem to be lacking; they don't need to push themselves as hard, more often than not. But when push comes to shove, they innovate in ways that aliens and even Gods don't see coming.
Anonymous
>>5627588 >For every thing human Z-fighters had against them, they were able to match and surpass the average Saiyan within a year or so of intense training. Counterpoint: Saiyans under a similar situation with the same regimen and devices as the Z crew back then would have surpassed them in strength. The Z-Fighters were given a year in advance warning to train for their lives, and had the benefits of Kami's tutelage for that year. The average saiyan lived in mudhuts and caves, then went to active war, and then were kneecapped by the Frieza Force IMMEDIATELY afterwards until they got boomed. Correct me if it got retconned, but Saiyans that got "too strong" were taken out back and put down like Old Space Yeller because of canon Freeza's fear of the Saiyans. I firmly believe that if Saiyans had the same leeway to grow stronger than the Z-Fighters, the humans would be blown out of the water.
>To say nothing of how their technology went from pre-spacetravel to surpassing Tuffle inventions in less than a generation, nothing they made, not Raichi's bullshit or even Baby, can compare to the ingenuity of Gero in a cave (with a box of scraps). I want to say that Gero seems like a special case like a one in 300 million super genius, but Bulma and her father are *right there* too, as well as Dr. Hedo. I want to say that its some bizarre quirk if their families, but when I think about it, there is no demand for androids or bio-mechanical ones that can compete with planet busters. If there were such a demand, and therefore a motive to provide scientists with the tools necessary to meet that demand by the masses...Well, we've seen the Grey Empire and what they have done.
>I suspect it's something born from lack of necessity that they seem to be lacking; they don't need to push themselves as hard, more often than not. But when push comes to shove, they innovate in ways that aliens and even Gods don't see coming. That is true. I wonder how many gods, deities, and other divine beings seethed when Cave Bulma made a time machine out of scrap metal, recycled glass, thumbtacks, paperclips, glue, string, and the last drops of Trunks's hopes & dreams.
Anonymous
>>5627650 >Correct me if it got retconned, but Saiyans that got "too strong" were taken out back and put down like Old Space Yeller because of canon Freeza's fear of the Saiyans. It was never an actual, canonical thing until the immediate genocide. Frieza kept them on a tight leash, but never killed off the ones that were too strong. Bardock's squad for example got killed off coinciding with the final genocide in both versions of events.
And the thing I was getting at was the canonical comparisons, humans adapted at an alarming rate and developed increases in strength that would be unheard of outside of zenkai boosts for most Saiyans before the genocide. Given similar resources Saiyans might come out stronger, absolutely, but it's also a fact that humans could reach far above those canonical levels in a very relatively short amount of time. They have potential closer to that of Saiyans than one might think given first glance.
And even if Supergenius levels of innovation are rare among humans, the point is that a small handful of them outdid the damn Tuffles while in the harshest of conditions. Hundreds of years of smarts and supposedly superior intellect and the whole race of manlets gets outdone by those who haven't even mastered spaceflight yet.
And on the note of Bulma, well, the Pink Bitch has her son on a short leash now, doesn't she? Even Beerus gets pissy over the idea. And then there's the ever-malding Zamasu, of course.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:mcccE97U Wed 05 Apr 2023 16:14:01 No. 5627957 Report >>5627527 I’ll have to look sometime.
>>5627565 Comparing the average Saiyans to humans comes down to environment. Earth was 1/10th of Planet Vegeta’s gravity, and a much more relatively safe world. Humans were stronger in the past before civilization advanced, see North Kai’s champion before Goku.
>>5627588 They have potential, but had no serious push to get stronger in modern times. Life’s easy.
>>5627650 Well we saw how Beerus dealt with it, once Zamasu was finished.
>>5627674 Just goes to show how important one’s environment is to developing their strength.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5627674 You would be a manlet too if your gravity is 10x that of earth and evolution chose to make you more compact to handle it rather than buff your muscularity and skeleton structure like the saiyans
Anonymous
>>5627957 >Comparing the average Saiyans to humans comes down to environment. Earth was 1/10th of Planet Vegeta’s gravity, and a much more relatively safe world. Humans were stronger in the past before civilization advanced, see North Kai’s champion before Goku. I just checked and wow, that really was just a human man. It makes sense though that humans aren't pushed as much as saiyans are, since unlike them they have no other competition besides themselves and don't have to deal with Space Jackass #687 trying to kill them all. The gravity thing though seems like the biggest factor, and species that explicitly live on planets with a higher gravity than Earth tend to be a lot stronger on average, like the Zoon people (PuiPui's race).
I think I get it now. Had Earth been more of a death planet like Planet Vegeta which was pretty much on the way to being a dead world unable to support life, things could've been very different for the humans assuming they survived it. I guess they really don't try hard enough because they never had to.
Anonymous
>>5627980 King Piccolo was the closest to that scenario so that theory holds some serious fruits. But let's not ignore the fact that Saiyans technically brought their own downfall with their homeworld Saldara/Salad. If they didn't fuck around and find out then they wouldn't have bum fucked it to the point they needed to flee to another planet and eventually claim it as their own. Then again, if Yamoshi wasn't such a no-fun mode bitch and actually made some real compromises if he wanted to change the Saiyan race then the shitstorm that follows wouldn't have happened either.
Anonymous
>>5628000 >Yamoshi becomes a uncompromising shithead as soon as he gains access to Divine ki that tracks
Anonymous
>>5628009 Divine power, not even once. Turns the most honest man into an asswipe twat. I shudder to imagine what Karn would be like if he embraced Divine Ki.
Anonymous
>>5628028 >he doesn't remember the Berserker Karn vs God Karn vs Primal Karn epilogue Suffice it to say, God Karn was notably more arrogant than the others, but he also had stuff like Ultra Instinct to back up that mindset.
Anonymous
>>5627565 >>5627588 Because Saiyans are simply specialists, humans are like raving crackheads when under pressure, either so unbelievably unhinged that nobody, not even the humans in question will know what happens, or so psychologically brilliant in their mood they can achieve whatever goal is in front of them. Usually to the detriment of the nearby landscape, but still.
Anonymous
>>5628166 A quote from a spacebound Jew;
>"Let me tell you something about Hew-mons, Nephew. They're a wonderful, friendly people, as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those same friendly, intelligent, wonderful people... will become as nasty and as violent as the most bloodthirsty Klingon.[...]" I'd say that Saiyans are much the same, though with a noticeably increased pension for reckless, aggressive, and anti-social behavior.
That said, it could also be argued that for almost all of their recorded history, Saiyans have only existed in environments and social structures that either reward or necessitate that kind of behavior.
If a race has only ever lived on hostile and untamed planets, it makes sense that they'd be markedly more "savage" than more developed races.
Anonymous
>>5628177 I've made a comparison about this point way back as well, the everyone for themselves mentality has been so rooted in their peoples identity that Karn's family, and Bardock, Vegeta, Turles, ect, are the very first generation of Saiyans that live something approaching a average humans lifestyle. So that anti social, last one standing mentality and rearing is hitting a brick wall where its no longer needed. Thus every living Saiyan is no trying to fumble around without something too fight to the death against. It does point to them having a more specialized focus of ripping and tearing till safety is assured, but that makes humans real oddballs. Without the overwhelming pressure of constant danger, they STILL produce extremes that can be attainable if individuals move towards it enough, but the curve that can reach those heights is much steeper to account for the further extremes they can reach..
Anonymous
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Wed 05 Apr 2023 21:21:10 No. 5628208 Report >>5627980 Right? Olibu just being a guy who went toe to toe against Pikkon without being horrendously outclassed is quite something. Putting him ABOVE Freeza and King Cold in canon.
Having to fight to survive versus fighting for fun or renown, one will clearly make you better. But the other no doubt has an objectively better life, ninety-nine times out of a hundred.
>>5628000 At least for the 'modern' day, and look at how strong that teacher's direct disciples were relative to the population. The problem is that nothing ELSE happened. If Raditz had never showed up, Goku and Piccolo wouldn't have dramatically powered up any further, and neither would have the rest of the cast. Their increase in power would have been incrementally linear, not exponential.
True, only the weakest(mainly) of the species escaping their homeworld's destruction really set the Saiyans back, but on their new world with nothing physically stronger than themselves, they couldn't grow mightier.
>>5628009 >>5628028 >>5628029 Divine Ki does have that effect. Make sure to keep a close eye on Chaya.
>>5628166 >Usually to the detriment of the nearby landscape, but still. You mean to all nearby flora, fauna, settlements, geography, and even potentially weather patterns?
>>5628177 True. Only since New Salda, and even then, only AFTER the Covenant's complete defeat, have they had a stable, peaceful world to inhabit for years on end. Don't forget, it hasn't even been 20 years yet since Planet Vegeta bit the dust.
>>5628188 There is a marked difference between even those of Karn, Meloka, Tunnip, Leyas and Sarada, and even Bardock's generation to the Chaya, Kakarot, Broly generation. And some of the old guard don't know how to handle not being constantly watching their backs, fighting for survival.
Anonymous
>>5628208 See, this is why I like the Death World idea even more.
Besides the primary goal of it being a proving ground for successive generations of Saiyans, it also has the added benefit of letting the older generation spend their time in a more familiar environment as "Wardens".
Though I guess the more obvious benefit there would be fatalities among Saiyan infants being kept to a strict minimum thanks to the watchful eyes of their predecessors.
Anonymous
>>5628208 >You mean to all nearby flora, fauna, settlements, geography, and even potentially weather patterns? Well yeah.
>Divine Ki does have that effect. Make sure to keep a close eye on Chaya. Oh damnit not again.
>And some of the old guard don't know how to handle not being constantly watching their backs, fighting for survival. Drinking in reinforced dive bars to cope with not having someone try to blow you too bits is a big difference.
Anonymous
>>5628270 We should probably ask Vegeta if there's been an uptick in public intoxication and alcohol poisoning among the Saiyan population in the last few years.
>>5628208 On the topic of Saiyans and peace, are any of them actually deployed right now?
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Wed 05 Apr 2023 22:22:59 No. 5628288 Report >>5628217 It is a great plan currently in motion.
>>5628270 >Oh damnit not again. She's currently fine, just something to keep an eye on.
>>5628282 Ha.
And of course. Planets still need seizing.
Anonymous
>>5628208 >>5628217 >>5628270 >>5628282 Perhaps we can take a page out of Clan Ghost Bear's books and start up a Pro Football League? Or Battleball, if that's what the Earthlings call it.
Anonymous
>>5628288 We need to bring her aside for mental health checks now that God ki is in her, we know in character it makes people dumber the more they have.
>>5628291 BLOOOOOOOOD BOOOOOOOOOOWL
Anonymous
>>5628288 >Ha. I'm dead fucking serious. We don't need a bunch of career soldiers getting drunk off their asses just because they don't actually have anything to do.
>And of course. Planets still need seizing. See, I figured as much since some of our kids managed to snag orders.
Almost makes me want to look into Karn leading an expeditionary force of sorts.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5628293 There we fucking go! New Sadala Blood Bowl League!
Anonymous
>>5628291 The colosseum works just fine for that, though I wouldn't be opposed to it becoming a broader and more organized thing rather than "Sign up to fight here whenever".
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Wed 05 Apr 2023 22:40:47 No. 5628305 Report >>5628291 >Clan Ghost Bear's books I have no idea what reference I'm missing here.
>>5628293 Would be a good idea, make sure she's doing okay and not getting arrogant and stupid.
>>5628294 They don't just get drunk off their asses, they get drunk and throw down with each other to keep their skills sharp. But not at the bars in the city, as fights are sent out of city limits to be resolved. With force, if necessary. Several of the old heads have become essentially MPs, keeping order between the locals, other PTO crewmembers and staff, and general outsiders visiting.
Just the word of Karn being sent to a world would have drastic effects. Not all of them positive. Whoever would get the 'privilege' of getting Karn'd automatically get the reputation of being a bigger threat than anything else out there currently.
Anonymous
>>5628296 Actually, now that I think about it, we could try and see if Vox wouldn't be willing to help in regards to that.
If the Saiyan tradition of fighting in the Colosseum was reorganized into a no-holds-barred fighting promotion, Vox could fill the air between Dreadzone matches and use it as a proving ground of sorts for prospective gladiators.
The main distinction being that it's less about spectacle and combat scenarios, more about one-on-one bouts and martial prowess.
Either way, the Saiyans get paid to fight each other and any alien who thinks they're tough, and Vox further solidifies his grip on broadcast prize-fighting in the Galaxy.
Win-fucking-win.
Anonymous
>>5628305 >reference Mechwarrior; old mecha fighting game from the 90's and 2000s (plus a tabletop version before? After? I dont remember.) Absolute banger.
Anonymous
>>5628305 Karn is now a galactic weapon and statement, being ordered to go somewhere means whomever is getting erased were the default hardest bastards around. If any survive than they become celebrities in a sense.
Anonymous
>>5628296 Also works
>>5628305 >>5628314 During the Clan Invasions of the Inner Sphere, one planet, Sheliak II, tried to be sneaky and proposed not a military conquest of the world, but a trial by an ancient Terran sport that they were experts at, American Rules Football. Expecting the invaders to not know the sport, the planetary government was confident in their plan when the invading Clan agreed to the game.
Except the Clan in question, Clan Ghost Bear, fucking loved the game too, and had it as part of their culture for centuries. And the team they fielded were a bunch of Elementals, 8-foot tall supersoldiers that pilot power armor used to swarm and take down larger 'mechs like a school of piranha. The game went 84-3 in favor of the Clanners.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5628323 Fucking sweep, GG innercucks, your cheerleaders belong too us
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Wed 05 Apr 2023 23:01:19 No. 5628328 Report >>5628307 >and Vox further solidifies his grip on broadcast prize-fighting in the Galaxy. You say that like they're not already being recorded.
>>5628314 Never heard of it.
>>5628322 Oh yeah. If the PTO defaults to their biggest gun, the Arbiter annihilator, the Dragon of New Salda himself on you, then Emperor Freeza himself wants you GONE, and to make a statement.
>>5628323 >84-3 Sounds like my senior year team against the school rivals lmao. But our kicker did kick a 63-yard field goal, so that was at least something.
Anonymous
>>5628328 >You say that like they're not already being recorded. That said, being able to more easily package it AND make it more "organized" (controlled) would definitely work out better for him in the long term.
Anonymous
>>5628328 >Avengers level threat >local galaxy doesn't bat an eye >Karn level threat >the universe loses its mind I wonder who would be left that would have the balls to start shit with Karn or warrant that kind of force in this universe if the civillized galaxy was privy to the inevitable showdown between Beerus and Karn. Certainly wouldn't be any mortal at that point.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Wed 05 Apr 2023 23:50:44 No. 5628392 Report >>5628333 He may have something in the works.
>>5628350 Who knows? There may be a threat or three out there needing intervention by the strongest Saiyan. Like another Majin...
Anonymous
>>5628392 ......who fucking got a piece of Buu?
Anonymous
>>5628396 >......who fucking got a piece of Buu? I have one guess.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5628398 .....well, we needed to head back there anyways.
Anonymous
>>5628009 >>5628028 It's because of this I'm worried for Chaya. Sure she gets her power from simps, but it's still a form of Divine energy.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Thu 06 Apr 2023 00:15:06 No. 5628411 Report >>5628396 No no no, a DIFFERENT Majin. Buu wasn’t the only one, but the most dangerous.
>>5628398 Well yes.
>>5628409 True.
Anonymous
>>5628411 >No no no, a DIFFERENT Majin It wouldn't happen to be a grumpy ass statue, would it?
Anonymous
>>5628411 Oh for fucks sake, we need to deal with this when we see it.
>Chaya has godki brainrot We need to tell her as soon as possible.
Anonymous
>>5628414 She even pointed out how arrogant divine beings seem to be, so hopefully she'll actually listen to us when we talk to her.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Thu 06 Apr 2023 00:36:31 No. 5628424 Report >>5628412 Well, you haven't beaten the one in your timeline yet.
>>5628414 She's already well aware of how stupid divine beings seem to be, and aware of how it could affect her.
>>5628416 Yes. She's very aware and worried she could turn into that. But more than that, she's worried about her mother eventually getting a full dose of god energy with the ritual.
Anonymous
>>5628416 We should tell her and Raditz at the same time, so Chaya has someone not affected by the God Ki. With explicit instructions to knock sense in Chaya should it start showing signs of making her dumb.
Anonymous
>>5628424 That's a good point. I didn't even think of what SSG would do to Meloka. She's going to be even in greater danger.
Anonymous
>>5628434 She will probably go full batshit yandere like that one alt universe meloka from the shitty covie timeline that our Melora cut down.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Thu 06 Apr 2023 01:18:27 No. 5628451 Report >>5628430 >Raditz Well...
>>5628434 Meloka has also been worried about that possibility. But she's spoken with Ace about it, and he's reassured her a bit.
>>5628449 It is a possibility.
Anonymous
>>5628451 >Well... Oh god damn it. Okay, hopefully some percussive maintenance to the skull can fix it.
Anonymous
>>5628392 >Like another Majin... If its that jobbing faggot Ozotto I will be SO PISSED
Anonymous
>>5628451 >Well... No. He didn't...did he?
Anonymous
>>5628530 did what? they break up?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5628586 No. You remember how all you actually need to access Divine transformations is EXPOSURE to Divine Ki?
Anonymous
>>5628457 speaking of i'm legit surprised that clown hasn't shown up in this timeline yet.
Anonymous
>>5628637 did you miss that we killed that fucker in namek?
Anonymous
>>5628639 i kind of forgot because he got steamrolled hilariously fast.
Anonymous
>>5628640 Guldo has that effect on people yeah
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:yd1Jv4Go Thu 06 Apr 2023 15:41:00 No. 5628964 Report >>5628456 You haven’t seen Raditz around quite as much.
>>5628457 Who knows?
>>5628637 >>5628639 You killed -A- Majin Ozotto during the Battle of Namek.
>>5628643 Guldo is a champion and hero.
Anonymous
>>5628964 We know that the TP uses karn as a training through the scrolls, but have some tried facing our ginyu squad just to get mogged by Guldo?
Anonymous
>>5629212 Thats an interesting question: how many PQs are there based on our timeline that don't feature Karn? How hard are those missions?
Anonymous
>>5629255 i imagine majin ginyu is some actual stupid shit to deal with since he has buu's strength but actual training as well.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Thu 06 Apr 2023 21:24:59 No. 5629306 Report >>5629212 Only Ace and the Three Idiots tried it, Ace failed the 1v5 several times until he adapted his kit to AoE attacks. The Three Idiots won, mainly due to UI and Time Skip abuse. Fun fact, UI actually still works in stopped time.
>>5629255 There's quite a few, but almost all feature someone from Karn's clan in some shape or form. But none have conquered the Ultimate Tag Team PQ. It's simple: you and whoever you bring along versus Ace and Future Chaya. Who both have several health bars, increasing in form each time they lose one with an uninterruptable cutscene. Until reaching Apex and Blue Evolved.
Ultimate finish is beating them in those forms within five minutes to get their TRUE powers out, but no one's done that yet. >>5629280 Oh yeah. You may get to spar him soon, once he understands his powers well enough before Beerus's arrival.
Anonymous
>>5629306 I love playing the broken raid boss.
Anonymous
>>5629306 >but no one's done that yet. That reminds me, actually. Do we know the reason WHY Karn's entire situation is so hush-hush in the Time Patrol, to the point where even the Parallel Quests are a closely guarded secret? I'd imagine that getting more people in the know of that big thug would expand the pool of willing and able bodied warriors in due time.
Anonymous
>>5629332 Probably because Karn's one of the few dudes who is just a relatively normal mass murdering family man who has redeemable moments. Not being a cartoonishly evil monster is dangerous for stoking thought crime.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Thu 06 Apr 2023 21:58:13 No. 5629342 Report >>5629329 No, the broken raid boss is what just happened last episode. There are at least 3 PQs off of just that event.
>>5629332 She's afraid of people giving up hope and deserting, should the Time Patrol ever bee seen FAILING. Only those who're absolutely loyal get brought into the fold to fight real threats.
>>5629337 Ha! But it's not even that. Imagine hearing, as someone who grew up in Conton City that not only is someone strong enough to beat Trunks, but beat ULTRA FREAKING INSTINCT Goku, Ultra Ego Vegeta, and especially KILL a version of the Supreme Kai of Time herself? Details of the war are kept as quiet as possible from the masses, but especially of the Karn clan's doings.
Anonymous
>>5629342 >3 PQs of Angry Grandpa Runbacks oof, Trunks even bothering or is he just watching the Idiots grind?
>She's afraid of people giving up hope and deserting, should the Time Patrol ever bee seen FAILING. Only those who're absolutely loyal get brought into the fold to fight real threats. The number of fuck you impossible missions would crush interest, but filter the weaklinks, let her keep it hidden.
>Imagine hearing, as someone who grew up in Conton City that not only is someone strong enough to beat Trunks, but beat ULTRA FREAKING INSTINCT Goku, Ultra Ego Vegeta, and especially KILL a version of the Supreme Kai of Time herself? Details of the war are kept as quiet as possible from the masses, but especially of the Karn clan's doings. Smells like bitch
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Thu 06 Apr 2023 22:13:14 No. 5629371 Report -Saiyan Conqueror Quest 194 Intermission- <span class="mu-s">AGE 755, CRIMSON DEMON VILLAGE'S CRYSTAL TOWER</span> “K-Kazuma? D-Do you feel that?” Aqua suddenly asks you as the ground begins trembling beneath your feet. You look over to her, but she's not looking to you. Instead she's looking back towards the crater, where Chilli's father Karn went to fire off his massive attack that seemingly started everything going down now. And see that his very unique, emerald-colored aura is blazing wildly. “Feel it? I can see it.” you reply, Aqua turning to you. And in her eyes you see fear. Not the usual, “Help me I don't want this” kind of fear. But this is serious, she looks on the verge of hyperventilating or passing out, one or the other. She then lunges, grabbing you by your mantle and clinging to you. “Whoa, hey!” “We need to leave. Right now.” she says, clearly deadly serious. You look from her back towards the massive the crater across the battlefield, wondering just what Chilli's old man is trying to pull? You are Kazuma, a young man who was isekai'd to this terrible world stuck with a terrible goddess to babysit until your average-ness somehow finds a way to defeat the Demon King. You'd thought the job would have gotten solved when the Saiyan suddenly showed up, but instead of conquering the world and calling himself ruler he instead shacked up with Yunyun's childhood friend and rival Megumin, having a kid and making a home here together. Which brought you here, to said kid's first birthday party. Only to have the final fireworks display, where the young man's father launched an attack that could have destroyed this world a dozen times over into the air before exploding it, interrupted by the time traveling Trunks and his seeming hit squad show up. Landing you in the middle of a battle unlike anything you'd ever seen watching old episodes of Dragonball late at night on the tv while you were young. Super Saiyans with red and blue hair, demons growing fur and looking like that one fanfic form, all sorts of madness on display from both sides of this insane conflict. But as Chilli's father Karn roars, the sky turning dark with gathering, swirling storm clouds and the ground trembles, everyone stops fighting to look towards him. Even the pink woman and blue demon man both turn their heads, wearing completely opposite expressions. Much like Aqua, the pink one with the halo around her back seems horrified, while the really old man seems exceptionally pleased, grinning wide. As you look at the two of them, however, someone else sees an opportunity to take her out.
Anonymous
>>5629342 Aren't they fortunate karn doesn't really do many tiebreaker things since he already has enough bullshit on his plate with them regularly coming to harass him and karn literally training so he can be strong enough to fight the threats to his timeline? It's not like karn is actively conquering shit.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Thu 06 Apr 2023 22:14:49 No. 5629378 Report Quoted By:
>>5629371 You watch as Chilli leaps up into the air, ignoring Trunks who he'd been fighting while gathering light magic in one hand, darkness in the other. He blitzes past Ainz, past Mechikabura right to the Supreme Kai of Time, swinging both hands forward as she turns towards him.
“Chaos Space!” he roars, slamming both orbs together the moment they contact her. The woman, who you heard called the Supreme Kai of Time, is immediately engulfed by the swirling, conflicting Light and Dark magics.
“Heh, not bad.” you hear Mechikabura say, everyone remembering their own battles and immediately jumping back into the fray. Trunks flies up at Chilli, clearly intending to continue their fight, but with the Supreme Kai of Time incapacitated, the blue old man points a finger at him, then the ground, and Trunks is floored. You aren't sure what sort of technique that was, but it sure looked impressive as hell.
“Kazuma, we have to hurry! Before the god-killer fully wakes up!” Aqua cries out, shaking you as you look back down to her, tears forming in her eyes. She looks genuinely frightened, and decide that discretion is the better part of valor, and all that. If whatever Karn's doing is enough to genuinely frighten Aqua, despite all the madness that'd been going on for the past few minutes, then it's time for you all to flee. “Please, we need to go! Right now!”
“Darkness, Yunyun, let's-” you start to say to your other two party members, who both turn from the madness beyond the skeleton's undead special army he'd summoned to protect you and the other Crimson Demon villagers. But your thoughts are interrupted as you notice something: did the trembling just stop. “Huh?”
“Oh no, it's too late.” Aqua says, collapsing to the ground and clutching her head, trembling in fear. “We're gonna die, we're all gonna die.”
“C'mon, we've been through worse than this, right?” Yunyun tries encouraging her, but your gaze is fixated towards the crater. Then suddenly a fused fighter, wearing the usual Metamoran clothes of someone like Gotenks or Gogeta starts flying away from the crater.
“Hey, where are you-?” Gotenks shouts, the other fusion in his Super Saiyan 3 form when the sky behind them disappears in a flash of blinding light. Everything is consumed by that blinding flash, you recoiling in pain.
“Gah, shit!” you call out, pressing your hands reflexively to your eyes as they're seared by the light. A moment later a massive shock wave slams into you, knocking you from your feet and into a tumbling roll across the ground. Dozens of people, men and women scream out in shock and or pain, the sudden explosion no doubt searing their eyes as well. Everything is pain for several seconds, the light still seeping in from your palms pressed to your eyes slowly starting to fade.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Thu 06 Apr 2023 22:20:39 No. 5629384 Report >>5629371 As the light fades you gingerly take your hands from your face, pushing yourself back up to your feet only to feel your jaw drop in shock at what you see. The massive crater, made by the skeleton mage Ainz's spell, Fallen Down, has more than DOUBLED in size! Chilli's father's blast destroyed a massive chunk of landscape, carving up the mountain quite a surprising bit. The destruction is on a scale you've not seen since the Battle of Planet Namek. The entire battlefield goes completely silent, looking on in shock and horror. Then, from the left side of your peripheral vision you see a glowing speck, turning a bit only to watch Goku of all people flying back towards him.
But immediately you see that something's wrong. Despite only having his clothes scratched up, his upper orange gi shredded leaving only his blue undershirt, he's seemingly down to just his base form. Did Karn's attack do THAT much damage?
“U-Ultra Instinct? But how?” Aqua asks, you turning from the Saiyan to her, seeing Aqua looking confused. “How does a mortal know such a divine technique?”
“You know what he's doing?” you ask her, only for her answer to be interrupted by Goku's sudden, primal roar. Pale light explodes from him in a column that reaches out to space, a few moments later a heat wave slamming into you all from presumably him. “Yeowch! That's hot! What the hell?!”
“It really is Ultra Instinct.” Aqua says, sounding starstruck. But then there's another noise of concern, one much closer.
<span class="mu-i">CRACK</span>
“Dammit!” you hear Chilli call, turning your head up towards him only to see his Chaos Prison spell shatter, the form of the goddess he'd trapped in there emerging. And looking quite furious. “Tch! Crys-!!”
“BEGONE!” she snarls, sweeping one hand before her and launching a wall of some kind of rainbow magical energy. It crashes into Chilli, enveloping him and trapping him in place. The demon tries to throw out a hand towards Chilli, but before he can use his power she thrusts her other hand at him, forcing him to react in kind. The rainbow aura enveloping him throws Chilli straight to the ground with a thud. You look to him laying trapped there, and before you even fully comprehend what you're doing raise your right hand towards him, bracing your forearm with your left while focusing your magical power.
“Greater Ma-!” you call, preparing to break the spell trapping him, when suddenly every instinct in your body tells you to RUN. And before your eyes that rainbow magical energy starts turning to dust. Actual dust, not some fancy metaphor. And up from the ground rises Chilli, radiating with cold, deathly magic.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Thu 06 Apr 2023 22:24:39 No. 5629390 Report >>5629384 You see the dusty, leather-bound tome in his left hand, his flesh and muscle of that hand gone leaving only a skeletal arm in his sleeve remaining. Death hangs menacingly around him, the younger man turning back towards the battling monsters overhead with malicious intent. But that's when you notice it, the ground around him is <span class="mu-i">moving</span>.
“Huh?” you mutter, turning your focus to the ground below Chilli. And that's when you see it: the ground isn't all ground, several spots are made of some pink substance. A familiar, terrifying pink substance. You feel your eyes widen, remembering from reading that old manga what's about to happen. If you don't do something, Chilli could get Absorbed! The Majin creature laying in wait springs up like a cresting wave right before the younger Saiyan can jump into the air. With his focus on the one who'd knocked him to the ground, he doesn't see what's about to happen! If he doesn't move, he could die! Or suffer a fate much, much worse.
“Cursed Crystal Prison!” you roar desperately, using all the MP you've got left to activate one of the most powerful spells that you'd learned from the friendly lich and shop keep back in Axel, Wiz. Your mana drains to empty, surging out from your hands as ice forms across the pink blob creature. Chilli, sensing your surge of magic turns, ready to retaliate only to see the wave-like appearance of the pink blob, freezing solid mere inches from his body.
“Oh shit!!” he shouts, you collapsing as your power runs out completely. Leaving you unable to so much as crawl, but you did it! You stopped that monster from absorbing Chilli. “Chaos Space!”
Once more he traps a being within his Chaos, the younger archwizard seeing you and no doubt sensing that your magic is drained, eyes widening in surprise as he realized that you saved him. But as he opens his mouth, maybe to thank you, suddenly there's another massive explosion!
<span class="mu-s">KABOOOOOOOOOOOOM</span>
Chilli's head whips around, but you're unable to move. A few seconds later you feel strong, manly hands lifting you up and off the ground, Darkness lifting you up and throwing one of your arms over her shoulders, helping you to stand without your magic while turning you both towards the fading, massive blast. And once the emerald light dims, you hear a faint voice bellowing.
“WHO ELSE?! WHO ELSE WANTS TO DIE?!!”
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Thu 06 Apr 2023 22:25:52 No. 5629393 Report >>5629390 “Dammit Kakarot! Let yourself getting carried away again!” a Vegeta wearing his Cell Games armor says, kicking the Golden Cell he was fighting before away as he powers down out of his blue form, flying over towards the edge of the crater. “Fine, I'll clean up your mess.”
You see Chilli look from his father's glow to this Vegeta, then back to the woman and blue man, who're both looking towards the crater as well.
“Well well, looks like he's really back.” Mechikabura says, the color leaving the woman's face in what could be fear.
“No, it can't be.” she mutters, distracted. And in that moment Chilli attacks, pointing his scythe towards her while still holding that menacing tome.
“Death Magic: Dust to Dust!” he roars, you watching as not only does the woman start turning to dust much like her attack, starting at her left hand, but also her halo behind her begins to do so as well. But she's quick on the uptake, not letting herself be erased that easily.
“Chronostasis!” she shouts, that same rainbow-hued energy shielding her body. Which immediately quite disintegrating, the woman turning her full attention to him. And unlike before, this time the old blue man is busy watching Chilli's father, a wicked grin on his face. “Attacking the Supreme Kai of Time directly, you must have a death wish.”
“Taking you down is my job. Your time is long over.” Chilli retorts, you seeing a momentary flash of surprise on her face at his words. Which is quickly replaced with anger, an entire energy clock appearing behind her.
“My time? No, time is MINE, child!” she responds, pointing both hands down at him. Only for the blue-skinned old man to finally act, pointing his staff at her and speaking in a guttural, hissing language that makes you want to run away from him at full speed. To which the pink woman reacts, blurring as she seemingly keeps spells going against both attackers simultaneously. Looking at her makes your eyes and brain hurt, so you turn your head. Only to see Chilli's father throwing a spear of energy at Vegeta, both men looking beaten and battered bloody.
“HAKAI!” Vegeta declares, orb of deep purple energy appearing from his hand that sets every instinct in you on fire. Whatever Vegeta's doing, its different than all the energy blasts exploding all over the place. This is something else, something far darker and more dangerous. But Karn isn't deterred, launching his massive energy spear directly for it. You watch as the attacks collide, then to your surprise watch as the spear immediately starts shrinking within his orb. Vegeta's attack seemingly shreds and absorbs most of the spear's energy, but not all of it as the spear's remains pierce through, stabbing into him from wrist out the back of his right shoulder. “WHAT?! I-Impossi-!!”
<span class="mu-s">KABOOM</span>
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Thu 06 Apr 2023 22:26:55 No. 5629394 Report >>5629393 You watch, stunned as Vegeta's right arm explodes, blood and gore spraying everywhere. He cries out in pain, dropping to his knees and clutching his stump. Everyone once again stops fighting, turning to see the source of the noise. Several people gasp as they see what happened, but then Karn's body seemingly gives out on him. He drops to the ground, first to all fours then collapsing face-down in the dirt. But as he does, there's a loud cracking noise. And in the next instant, a new fighter has appeared. One clad in brilliant, garish gold.
“It would appear I arrived just in the nick of time.” Lord Freeza, Ruler of the Universe says as he rises back up from the crouch he'd landed in. “Vegeta? There's no way <span class="mu-i">you</span> would have bested my general, not alone. How many of your fellow slaves did he take down first?”
“Freeza!!” Vegeta bellows, aura blazing up menacingly as he rises back to his feet. He then levels his remaining hand at Freeza, again channeling that destructive energy. “I'm going to enjoy erasing you! HAKAI!”
“SHHYAAAAAA!!” the emperor bellows, his golden form changing as he takes a similarly-colored form to the one Karn's entire family, that same glowing emblem on his forehead same as everyone else. Then there's a massive explosion, and once it clears you see that Vegeta's gone. Only Freeza remains, hand leveled at where the Saiyan's chest would have been. He then lowers his hand, turning towards the rest of the Time Patrol. “Now, who is next?”
“Tch! Time Patrol, retreat!” she declares, sweeping a hand across the battlefield. Immediately they're all consumed by brilliant light, everyone who showed up with Trunks disappearing in a flash.
“KARN!!” Meloka cries out, rushing over to her husband's side. She slides to a stop by him, pressing one hand to his neck and another to a wrist, laying her ear on his back for a moment. Then immediately springs into action, rolling him over and pressing both hands to his chest. There's a flash of light, but nothing visibly changes with him. And you get a sinking feeling in your gut. Did....Did the effort of fighting off both Goku AND Vegeta take too much out of the older warrior? Is this his end?
“Move!” Freeza orders, kneeling by his side as she moves around behind his head, placing both hands on Karn's chest. “C'mon Karn, you can't die here. Not like this. We need you, I need you. SHYAAAAA!!”
And everything vanishes in a blinding flash of golden light. It quickly fades, but Karn doesn't get up. He doesn't even more.
“Dammit Karn, don't give up on me now!” Freeza says, voice starting to crack with panic as he unleashes another tremendous flash of light. Is this really how he goes out?
-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 194 Intermission End-
Anonymous
>>5629394 Holy shit Chilli actually managed to land a few spells? That's our fucking boy.
Also I take umbrage with Kazuma calling Karn "Old". He's only 42.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5629410 He said "Older", though that's still not really right, iirc he's still younger than either the Goku OR Vegeta he was fighting.
Anonymous
>“Chaos Space!” he roars, slamming both orbs together the moment they contact her. The woman, who you heard called the Supreme Kai of Time, is immediately engulfed by the swirling, conflicting Light and Dark magics. >“No, it can't be.” she mutters, distracted. And in that moment Chilli attacks, pointing his scythe towards her while still holding that menacing tome. >“Death Magic: Dust to Dust!” he roars, you watching as not only does the woman start turning to dust much like her attack, starting at her left hand, but also her halo behind her begins to do so as well. But she's quick on the uptake, not letting herself be erased that easily. THATS OUR BOY, GET HER ASS!! Forget Dumb & Dumber jobbing to Mean n' Green, Chilli's the REAL reason why she RAN all the way home. If he were juuuust that much stronger, he'd solo her 1v1 and it would be glorious
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Thu 06 Apr 2023 23:06:37 No. 5629447 Report >>5629366 Only one is OF Karn, the other two concern others there. Sure the second one ENDS with Karn's new form, but it isn't about him.
>Smells like bitch When the strongest guys in your reality BOTH get bodied by the same guy, in a row, that tends to make everyone else scared. Like if someone pulled up on New Salda and bodied Karn AND Golden Freeza in a row. Everyone else would be scared to face them, at least.
>>5629376 Yes. Very.
>>5629410 He was more a distraction to her, compared to the threat Mechikabura posed to her. But his interference was enough to keep her on the defensive.
He's also a grandfather, which to anyone under the age of 21 is old.
>>5629439 He's got a long way to go, especially as she barely retaliated against him and put more focus on Mechikabura. But he's growing, far faster than she'd like.
Anonymous
>>5629447 >Everyone else would be scared to face them, at least. Not me, I got that henchman grindset. Whoever it was would obviously be really tired at that point. Tired enough for me to get the glory. Hell yeah.
Anonymous
>>5629447 Hey, I had a random thought.
What would happen if two people instant transmissioned to each other at the same time?
Would they just swap places?
Would they collide at the midpoint between themselves?
Would they both get stuck in the higher dimension they use to travel in?
Would they just be unable to lock onto each other in the first place?
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Thu 06 Apr 2023 23:47:18 No. 5629520 Report >>5629454 You don't live in a tiered world, where there are beings so far above you that you can't comprehend how out of your league they are.
>>5629479 Whoever got it first would teleport to the other, then the slower would teleport to whichever side of the other they'd planned to teleport to. It is virtually impossible to have two beings simultaneously use that technique.
Anonymous
>>5629520 >You don't live in a tiered world, where there are beings so far above you that you can't comprehend how out of your league they are. Are you sure? Stephen Hawking certainly couldn't ever fistfight George Foreman. There is an obvious level system in place here.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Fri 07 Apr 2023 00:48:13 No. 5629579 Report >>5629531 Every world has its anomalies.
Anonymous
>>5629579 On that note, how's Nappa's kid doing?
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Fri 07 Apr 2023 01:08:16 No. 5629591 Report Anonymous
>>5629591 ATTA FUCKING BOY!
But for real, the little girl who was having trouble with her Wrathful state.
Anonymous
>>5629591 this
>>5629611 Broly's little friend during the bug hunt.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Fri 07 Apr 2023 01:48:12 No. 5629627 Report >>5629611 Yes, she's doing well with her father taking more interest. She may have achieved a power beyond just Wrath.
>>5629621 IC you only know of the one
Anonymous
>>5629627 >She may have achieved a power beyond just Wrath Oh? Do tell. It's always a treat seeing what the next generation's cooking up.
Anonymous
>>5629629 SSJ + Wrath is what DBS Broly used to body Goku and Vegeta before finally going green
Anonymous
>>5629634 Man our broly is gonna be an absolute monster when he hits his prime, the guy actually has a path he can follow to get stupid strong and this one has proper training.
Anonymous
>Reading through the MASSIVE archive of this quest >Karn just killed the arbiter, was a good thread >pastebin link to the epilogue, wow, that's unusial >link leads nowhere, paste was "deemed potentially harmful" and taken down years ago >the reaction in the thread is absolutely thermonuclear >apparently towa slipped or something >well fuck, now I'll never know fuck pastebin REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
>>5630027 Check the Controlc link in the OP of this thread, should be near the bottom of the page.
Anonymous
>>5630033 Oh shit, it IS there. I can now learn things that shouldn't be learned.
thanks, bye, I'm going back into the archives
You wrote an amazing quest, GD
Anonymous
>>5630034 May your journey to the archives be fruitful, and learn the origins of the many legends of Karn, Tuffle Terminator, Godzilla Obliterator, Grey Annihilator, Hive Exterminator, Destroyer of Worlds, Slayer of Splitjaws, Hero of the Saiyans, Father of Many, The Dragon of New Salda, and Other Awesome Titles that Would be Spoilers at Your Point of the Story!
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5630050 Don't forget Demon Slayer and Demon Layer.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:0aKUPE+z Fri 07 Apr 2023 18:46:55 No. 5630177 Report Reminder thar this episode doesn’t continue this weekend, but next episode.
>>5629629 That’d be spoilers
>>5629637 Oh yeah. He already surpassed you for a little bit there.
>>5630027 Fuck pastebin indeed.
>>5630034 Thank you anon, enjoy the ride. I’ll see you on the other side.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:iUkAIajs Fri 07 Apr 2023 20:01:29 No. 5630250 Report >>5630177 >next episode Next weekend. Fuck.
Anonymous
>>5630177 >>5630250 A slight disappointment, but can't rush it. I'm hoping that we can get to facing Beerus by #200 only because the event has been hyped to hell and back, and I am DYING to see the smackdown & finally move up a tier
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5630034 Learn of the galaxies sexiest neet, and her breeding program.
SOMNIUS !!gX5o3MymIpF
Holy shit, you're still running after all this time. That's amazing.
Anonymous
>>5630694 Its called not being shit on purpose, give it a try next time.
SOMNIUS !!gX5o3MymIpF
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 08 Apr 2023 03:39:13 No. 5630725 Report >>5630395 Probably won’t be by 200, depending on pace we MIGHT get Chaya v Tanya round 2 then.
>>5630694 I am indeed. Almost 6 years straight now
SOMNIUS !!gX5o3MymIpF
>>5630725 Good on you, hope you're still having fun.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 08 Apr 2023 04:04:20 No. 5630732 Report Quoted By:
>>5630726 Oh absolutely. Can’t wait to see what happens next
Anonymous
>>5630694 >>5630722 >>5630726 Is there a point to a laughing stock of a dead QM popping their trip in every DB thread, or is this just an attempt to remind everyone of your existence?
You'd be better off staying as anon, or getting a new alias if you want to try running a quest without burning it to the ground for once.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>Som of all people is back from the dead Huh.
Anonymous
>>5630740 Shit, if I was the boogeyman I'd make sure that the memory is still fresh every now and then, it's too funny
Anonymous
Interesting note, was looking back at archives and we are in base form now stronger then future chaya was in her base form when she first reached apex. She's gotten absurdly stronger since then but it's an interesting benchmark to keep in mind.
Anonymous
>>5631408 That's pretty awesome. We're getting there.
I also went digging into the archives and I realized that we may have also nixed a potential threat for the time being. I dont know the nitty gritty of Ginyu's bodyswapping but Majin Buu was killed without destroying his body, since his consciousness was swapped to the old body and that was destroyed. This probably means the Grand Supreme Kai's power probably hasn't been destroyed, which means that Moro's magical seal is still in effect, so we won't have to worry about him unless someone deliberately chooses the trap option to set him free from prison and manages to break the seal, with dragonballs or other means.
But that NEVER gonna happen, who even knows that he exists other than the Galactiic Patrol? And they're a bunch of moralfag pussies.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5631408 Her Daddy is the strongest, no matter what or when.
Anonymous
>>5631464 Still can't wait for Galactic Patrol to show up on Earth while we take reading lessons while Ubo chats with Superman. An entire alien invasion force shows up and its not even to attack Earth, but to try and jump Karn.
Anonymous
>>5631622 >Galactic Patrol >Doing anything, especially in this timeline Maybe I misread, but the Galactic Patrol isn't dumb enough to try and jump the strongest saiyan in the universe, and to take any action against the #1 galactic superpower around. Only reason the Galactic Patrol shows their faces in the canon timeline is because of the PTO's downfall since Freeza's death. You might've mixed "Galactic" Patrol with "Time" Patrol.
Anonymous
>>5631640 Don't they have the one angel Boi since he didn't eat shit in this timeline because Moro LMAO?
Anonymous
>>5631652 If I remember correctly he cant actually use his angel might or else he'll get fired or something, so Merus is super nerfed. Could probably win against him once we get 'zerker 3
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 08 Apr 2023 23:05:47 No. 5631740 Report >>5631037 Ha
>>5631408 We’re getting stronger.
>>5631464 Yes, Grand Supreme Kai’s power is whole and wholly intact within Ginyu.
>>5631622 They know their place. Jack wouldn’t even have tried to fight Goku, but destroy all of earth because of a SINGLE Saiyan being there in canon.
>>5631652 Merus? He’s around. And certainly noticed what happened to Karn.
>>5631730 Who knows?
Anonymous
>>5631740 Who the fuck is Jack? I keep seeing this guy referenced and I know you said Samurai Jack comes long after all this drama ends and Aku rules the leftovers.
Anonymous
>>5631751 I think he means Jaco. K and O are rather close on the keyboard, lul.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5631757 Ohhh, that Grey puke, I wish he showed up, genocide is so difficult.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 08 Apr 2023 23:52:33 No. 5631768 Report >>5631751 >Jack >Jaco Whoops, typo.
Anonymous
>>5631768 You did it a few times and I thought it was something I forgot.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 09 Apr 2023 00:43:28 No. 5631806 Report >>5631778 What phoneposting does, my big ass thumbs can touch multiple letters at a time
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5631806 Its expected at this point, can't even be mad.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 09 Apr 2023 19:44:37 No. 5632667 Report Happy Easter everyone
Anonymous
>>5632667 Happy Easter GD!
Anonymous
>>5632667 Happy easter to you too GD
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 09 Apr 2023 23:42:50 No. 5632884 Report >>5632674 >>5632676 Appreciate it. Family just keeps expanding, this time next year will have at least 4 nieces/nephews
Anonymous
>>5632884 Dang, well, gotta keep up that strength if you wanna lift them all as their cool uncle GD. Best of luck with that.
Anonymous
>>5632884 This
>>5632890 Hopefully if they catch the weeb virus, they come across your work and learn good taste.
Anonymous
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Mon 10 Apr 2023 02:43:14 No. 5633015 Report Quoted By:
>>5632890 Oh yeah. Getting water laps in tomorrow morning, then doing ab work instead of working the bag this week.
>>5632894 Something I’d not considered before.
>>5633005 Thanks anon, and you too
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Tue 11 Apr 2023 23:38:15 No. 5634410 Report <span class="mu-s">QM UPDATE</span> I hope everyone’s ready for this week’s intermission, Chaya’s finally getting a definitive date for her rematch with Tanya. And might have a surprise in store
Anonymous
>>5634410 I hope the Red Knight wasn't too broken up about her Avatar getting smoked and realized helping Chaya would be the best way to get Tanya to stop encroaching on her domain.
Anonymous
>>5634410 Red Knight must be pissed at getting humbled like that.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Wed 12 Apr 2023 00:18:35 No. 5634430 Report >>5634424 The problem with that is now CHAYA also stole worship from her. Her believers saw her get stomped by someone who, in comparison, is nothing more than a child.
>>5634426 She is. But more terrified than angry. She'd never seen a mortal, with ZERO magical affinity or prowess whatsoever, take her down and defeat her resoundingly. Then, not long after felt her father's anti-divine power surging for a moment when Freeza shattered SKoT's Barrier around the Crimson Demon Village's world. And even moreso what in-quest is still TODAY, feeling his strength surging against that other dimensional being.
Anonymous
>>5634430 >She'd never seen a mortal, with ZERO magical affinity or prowess whatsoever, take her down and defeat her resoundingly. She forgot the golden rule;
"No plan survives first contact with the enemy."
Or in her case, "Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth." Anonymous
>>5634441 >the virgin "goddess" of tactics: If I dodge low and throw a sword with boomerang capabilities and then slip backwards while casting a rooting spell I can then drop an invisible anvil while she is distracted by the sword coming back and her stuck feet, which is all still part of the ruse where I. . . >the chad fighter saiyan: hit her Anonymous
>>5634430 Lol, she can seethe but Daddy's little girl is still just a kid too Papa Dragon. Is she going to try and ask questions about what happened next time Chaya gets to Dreadzone?
>>5634444 >the chad saiyan fight: hit her really really hard Anonymous
>>5634444 It is interesting to note that a lot of "tactical geniuses" in fiction are prone to making complicated plans with so many variables as to be functionally impossible in practice.
Dumb people trying to write smart people is funny sometimes.
Anonymous
>>5634444 >>5634446 I dont know why these dumbasses dont get it, but complexity doesnt make a plan better just because theres more steps involved. Jackasses like the Red Knight try to mentally write out an essay of plans full of independent variables and then get surprised when they eat a right hook to the face 5 seconds in. No wonder the ""genius"" villains always get their asses handed to by "dumb people".
I will say though, there is nothing more satisfying in a fight than seeing the grandmaster braniac get folded like a lawnchair by an actually smart person.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Wed 12 Apr 2023 01:05:52 No. 5634455 Report >>5634441 Ha.
>>5634444 Heh.
>>5634445 No, she understands what happened. She hadn't anticipated that Chaya was a subject of worship even greater than herself, but it has caused her to rethink her approach.
>>5634446 >Dumb people trying to write smart people is funny sometimes. Almost always, if you can laugh at it and not take it too seriously.
>>5634451 Tanya understands this well, knowing that the more complex plans have more parts that can fail. So, her plan is relatively simple: grind Chaya down in the hell of trench warfare on both sides and weaken her to the point that she can defeat Chaya. We'll see if it works.
Anonymous
>>5634455 >grind Chaya down in the hell of trench warfare on both sides and weaken her to the point that she can defeat Chaya. It sure would be a shame if Chaya spent months training to conserve as much energy as possible while forgoing entertainment value and prioritizing lethal force.
Really, just a crying a shame.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Wed 12 Apr 2023 01:32:31 No. 5634474 Report Quoted By:
>>5634473 >Really, just a crying a shame. Indeed.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Wed 12 Apr 2023 23:36:41 No. 5635210 Report Also for those of you who have a Twitter, go gas up our boy @SplicedPenguin, if you do you get a sneak peek of the intermission's new artwork! Just a small taste here, to get you to go check him out.
Anonymous
>>5635210 If I ever get unbanned or the ability to make a new alt, that will be dope.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Thu 13 Apr 2023 01:47:26 No. 5635293 Report Quoted By:
>>5635217 Don’t need an account to go check it out. Just can’t post it here yet as I have to wait for the intermission.
Anonymous
Today I found out that archived.moe allows you to search for /qst/ posts, and I've been spending some of my time hunting down the Outer Lore not covered in archived threads. But so far, I've found myself in an INSANE rabbit hole that somehow started with SCQ vore. I'm just surprised it gets more autistic than that. I love learning forbidden knowledge. hahahaha what the fuck qtg
Anonymous
>>5635376 Yeah /qtg/is fucking vile mang, there's a reason people often call it the shittiest thread on the board.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5635398 It is, but I like to steal bits and pieces of information that I occasionally find in order to develop a quest of my own. Just need to write it down.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:9GjM/913 Thu 13 Apr 2023 16:07:35 No. 5635663 Report >>5635376 Ah you’re diving through the fate autism event. This is why I ask everyone not to shitpost outside the quest.
>>5635398 Containment threads are always vile but needed.
Anonymous
>>5635663 >This is why I ask everyone not to shitpost outside the quest. I'm kind of surprised that its not common etiquette. Feels like an unspoken rule.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:9GjM/913 Thu 13 Apr 2023 20:50:44 No. 5635793 Report >>5635725 It WAS unspoken. Until it needed to be spoken.
Anonymous
>>5635793 A pity about that. Atleast theres been no further incident in spite of this quest's long runtime
Anonymous
>>5635796 Fatefags have small attention spans unless its porn.
Anonymous
>>5635796 There was that one QM on Akun recently who wrote an epilogue for his own quest about Karn and Meloka getting stomped by the protag.
Needlessly mean-spirited and a bit clunky in execution, but that's still a damn sight better than what the Fate incursion brought.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Thu 13 Apr 2023 21:49:46 No. 5635815 Report >>5635796 Yes, I appreciate everyone not stirring shit with the rest of the board.
>>5635808 Ha. But that just makes them 4chan's target demo.
>>5635809 It was kind of funny in how sad it was. Screamed "My super-cool oc donut steel is so much cooler and stronger than yours! I'm totally not jealous or anything!" to me. But I hope they keep up the qm grind, maybe one day feeling secure enough in their own work to let it stand on its own legs and not attack others to feel better about themselves.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Thu 13 Apr 2023 22:01:01 No. 5635821 Report -Saiyan Conqueror Quest 194 Intermission II- <span class="mu-s">AGE 755, DREADZONE STATION</span> “Identity confirmed. You may proceed.” comes the mechanical voice of the elevator guard, the machine man stepping aside. You walk past him and his compatriot, entering Vox's elevator and pressing the only button on it. The door shuts, immediately taking you up to the office of Vox Industries' owner and CEO, Gleeman Vox. You ride the elevator silently, feeling a small spark of excitement as it slowly rises. This could be it, you might finally be getting your shot! You are Chaya: former and future Champion of Dreadzone, Super Saiyan and daughter to two of this timeline's first Super Saiyans Karn and Meloka. You've been training every day, two and sometimes three times a day for years for your eventual rematch with that traitorous bitch Tanya Degurechaff. Who you'd thought of as a friend, before she betrayed and almost killed you. Having watched the footage over, you know beyond a shadow of a doubt the only reason you're still alive is because your Dad stepped in, catching a blow that would have been lethal to you with his guts. But next time you won't be the one who needs saving. “I'll win next time.” you mutter to yourself, imagining punching her in her smug bitch face into a bloody pulp. “Next time.” <span class="mu-s">DING</span> The elevator rings as it comes to a stop, the door opening to the reception area before his office. As it does, the two dozen elite guards all shoulder their rifles immediately, sighting you in. You don't move, counting to three in your head then stepping out exactly the same moment as they all lower their weapons. “Identity confirmed. You may proceed.” the one standing between you and the doorway says, standing aside. Then the door slides open, you stepping forward into the boss's office. “Heya boss, you wanted to see me?” you ask, putting your hands behind your head as you walk in, immediately noticing that the merchandising and promotional teams have been hard at work, especially on the large poster on the right wall. Hanging nearly the size of the wall is an artist rendition, showing you facing down Tanya once more. Which leads you to think to yourself, “Is that really what this divine power looks like when I use it?” “There you are.” he says curtly, back to you before he takes a deep breath and turns, all smiles and noticeably happier tone. Leaving you to wonder who he was talking with, or what he'd just seen on the screen before you'd come in? “I've got some rather good news for you, and wanted to give it in person.” And without another word slides something face down across his desk towards you.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Thu 13 Apr 2023 22:02:15 No. 5635822 Report >>5635821 Knowing what this is probably about you reach down, gingerly picking up the poster in both hands and flipping it over. And sure enough, it's that same promotional artwork of you and Tanya facing down again, this time with both of your names and a date. You feel a grin break out on your face, looking up to see Vox's smug expression.
“You've got two months until your shuttle departs. And, fair warning, when it touches down on the planet, it's getting shot down. So don't bring along any of your family along this time, I'm not going to be responsible for what happens to any of them.”
“You really think anything Tanya cooked up would be dangerous to my Dad?” you ask him, to which Vox shakes his head.
“No no, but they'll have a VIP box set up if they want to observe the action from the planet side itself.” he says to you. “Out of the way, not in the conflict, and able to watch your descent into that hellscape before getting the fight of your life.”
Hearing 'the fight of your life' does get you a little excited about this, but before you can say anything Vox continues.
“And speaking of hellscapes, after the stunt your father just pulled, there will be a new rule.” he adds, you wondering what he's talking about. “You are NOT allowed to simply blow up the planet. If you do that, you LOSE by default. And are forbidden from ever competing again, much less becoming champion. Do you understand?”
“Of course. But what do you mean, 'stunt my father pulled'?” you ask him, brows furrowing. “What happened?”
“While you were off streaming this morning here from the station, your father decided to get in a fight with some....thing.” he says, picking the remote up off of the table and turning to the screen behind him. It lights up with the views of a half dozen cameras, showing your dad in that form he used the day before at Chilli's place against the Time Patrol again, but this time standing with a small, weird-looking creature. “Watch this.”
“HRRRYAAAAAAAA!!” your Dad bellows, emerald aura blazing before he leaps into the air. You watch as he makes the largest of his signature Event Horizon attacks you've ever seen, dropping it down at the impish creature with a roar. Who doesn't even attempt to move out of the way, watching the massive orb dropping towards him. Then, once it gets close the little man raises an arm, clearly attempting something unseen to stop the attack. But your Dad's attack doesn't even slow down, the creature's eyes widening in surprise.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Thu 13 Apr 2023 22:03:33 No. 5635823 Report >>5635822 “What?” he says, unfolding his legs to actually stand on the ground, throwing his other hand forward as well. But whatever he's trying doesn't work, the orb still slowly dropping towards him. The Event Horizon is so massive it has even greater gravity than the others he's done before, pulling the flames and spirals of lava up into itself as it drops towards the strange creature. But then oddly turns to face one of the cameras, addressing it directly. “Watch closely now. This is the good part.”
“What the-? He didn't say that the first time.” Vox says confused, you watching the gremlin man turn back to the attack, taking a single step forward before catching the massive orb with his hands. And your jaw drops as, SOMEHOW, this tiny creature has the raw strength to stop an attack like that. Hell, YOU probably couldn't stop that if you tried, throwing everything you've got at it. And he just catches it? What in the world is your Dad fighting?
“TAKE THIIIIIIIIIS!!” you hear him roar, one of the cameras panning up to him to see your dad launch a SECOND Event Horizon down at the first. Much like Broly had back during the tournament. The two attacks collide, and to your surprise begin merging. They form together, creating a small pinpoint of darkness before an explosion destroys all of the cameras. Then, as it does the view changes to an orbital one, you watching something truly terrifying. You and Vox watch as, from space, the entire PLANET is rapidly consumed. Drawn down into that pinpoint of absolute darkness, along with the orbital camera moments later.
“Woah....” you mutter, stunned. You knew your dad had the power to destroy planets, he'd even cautioned you about doing so yourself. He'd told you the story of how he'd blown up a planet that had an explosive core, the liquid detonating and consuming the world. But this was something on a much bigger scale. He didn't blow Shaar up as much as un-exist it, reducing it to a black hole of nothingness. No doubt destroying that little gremlin man too. And you can still sense his ki, so he's fine. But at least now you know what was going on earlier, and why his energy spiked so incredibly high.
“So, if you do what your father just did and destroy that planet as well, you lose. No questions, no second chances. Understand?” Vox asks, steepling his fingers while resting his elbows on the table after turning back around.
“Of course. No matter how grueling an endurance match she has set up, no matter how many hours I'll be at it, I'll fight fair and power through it.” you reply, Vox seeming surprised for a moment. To which you can't help but smile. “What? That's the only reason this rematch has taken so long, isn't it? She couldn't come up with anything else to wear me down enough for her to win a direct fight.”
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Thu 13 Apr 2023 22:04:34 No. 5635824 Report >>5635823 “You've gotten more clever, Chaya. I'm not sure how much I like that.” he replies with a shark-like grin of his own.
“I'm better in every way than I was back when I last was Dreadzone's Champion. I won't lose ever again.” you reply, the stub of your tail twitching. Reminding you of all you've lost since then, and how much you have to prove those lessons you learned weren't for nothing. “Tell Tanya that she can throw anything and everything she wants at me, it won't stop me from driving that knife of hers through her neck next time we fight.”
“Hehehe, now THAT'S the attitude I want to see! But save it for the cameras.” Vox says, clearly in a better mood than he was when you walked in. “Remember, in two months exactly the shuttle departs. The trip's only a couple days, and I've got the engineers preparing the challenger's ship to accommodate your more.....Strenuous training and streaming requirements so your regular content won't be interrupted. I'm expecting you to put on one hell of a show, Chaya. I already have billions invested in this upcoming title match.”
“Oh, believe me, I'm ready.” you say, punching your left hand's palm and cracking your knuckles. “Tell your current'<span class="mu-i">champion</span>' that she'd better be ready for war. Because I won't be holding back against her for our final fight.”
With that you take your leave, turning and striding from the room. You walk directly into the elevator, it immediately shooting back down. And as you stand there in the silence, you let your invisible guest think you can't sense them for another moment, then speak.
“Tanya.” you say, controlling your tone and keeping it level, a woman seemingly appearing out of thin air between you and the elevator's exit. But to your surprise it isn't Tanya, as you'd expected. You'd sensed the divine energy radiating from the elevator, and assumed it was hers. But instead its a familiar, crimson-armored warrior woman standing there before you. “Oh, it's you.”
“Chaya. We need to talk.” the woman you only know as the Red Knight says, her demeanor and expression serious. One hand resting on her sword, as if it would protect her from you should you choose to attack. “Or, rather, I have a favor to ask of you.”
Well, things just got interesting. What could this self-proclaimed goddess want from you? And why do you have a feeling her meeting with you today of all days isn't a coincidence?
-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 194 Intermission II End-
Anonymous
>>5635824 Ah. She's smarter than her recent death would suggest.
Here's hoping she doesn't try and overstep her bounds with this scheme.
Anonymous
>>5635815 >But I hope they keep up the qm grind, maybe one day feeling secure enough in their own work to let it stand on its own legs and not attack others to feel better about themselves. From Fatefags? Never.
Anonymous
>>5635837 Naw this was another guy. The Fate guy was the one who wrote the vore porn epilogue and was constantly bitching in the threads while he was speed-reading the archives to research for it.
Anonymous
>>5635838 Wait, if it wasn't a fatefag, who else threw a fit?
Anonymous
>>5635839 Literally some dude over on Akun. Wasn't even much of a fit, more of a rude jab than anything.
Credit where credit is due though, both of those guys decided to devote time and energy into making something instead of just shitting up the thread.
Even that one guy who made all the Karn wojaks deserves the slightest bit of credit.
Anonymous
>>5635841 The creativity is wasted on some people.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Thu 13 Apr 2023 22:59:35 No. 5635849 Report >>5635835 Saiyans having divine ki is nothing she had ever known to be possible, so it's only natural she wasn't planning for it. And we'll see what scheme she's plotting.
>>5635837 I meant the akun guy.
>>5635838 Not this guy.
>>5635841 Yes. Which some of were very funny, I like this one the most myself.
Anonymous
>>5635847 Creativity is mostly a matter of motivation, and spite is a fantastic motivator.
>>5635849 >Saiyans having divine ki is nothing she had ever known to be possible That implies she didn't do her research or that there was no record of Yamoshi available to her in the first place.
Anonymous
>>5635871 She's a god, being too dumb to do research fits, even for a so called tactical genius.
Anon719
I think we really need to talk to either Towa or Mechikabura about Our Fifth dimensional Imp problem. Oh why did mxy wanted to harm our family usually he just a pranksters who a major Superman Fanboy?
Anonymous
>>5635886 >I think we really need to talk to either Towa or Mechikabura about Our Fifth dimensional Imp problem Not really anything they can do about it, plus GD has already given confirmation that Whis made note of his incursion to the proper authorities in his home dimension.
>Oh why did mxy wanted to harm our family He wanted to get a rise out of Karn so he could beat him while he was at his best, cementing his position as "The Master". It's all about his ego.
>usually he just a pranksters who a major Superman Fanboy? He's as much a Superman fanboy as he is a Karn fanboy. He bugs Clark for the same reason he came for us; he's a champion considered by many to be invincible, which was taken as a challenge.
You might be thinking of Bat-Mite, the other notable imp from the Fifth Dimension.
Anonymous
>>5635824 Godling is humbled enough to ask a favor?
Anonymous
>>5635914 Naw, she just doesn't feel like getting her hands dirty. Standard God shit.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Fri 14 Apr 2023 00:25:45 No. 5635919 Report >>5635871 True, spite is quite good for that.
Only a small number of beings who weren't on Planet Sadala ever knew of Yamoshi or what happened. One of the Cardinal Kais saw what transpired, but it wasn't North Kai.
>>5635874 Ha, but no. Strategy deities are dumb in the opposite direction.
>>5635886 >Oh why did mxy wanted to harm our family Did you forget what he told you?
>>5635891 True. But Karn doesn't necessarily know of that.
>It's all about his ego. True he wanted you mad, angry, and rampaging. But his 'prank' was a bit more malicious, he wasn't ONLY in it to prove himself superior.
>>5635914 >humbled Not quite. But she does see an advantage to be had.
>>5635916 A reasonable assumption. But now, especially after her loss against Chaya has lost even more power, she doesn't stand a chance against Tanya directly.
Anonymous
I just realized something>Chilli is basically Jergal's unofficial Champion at this point >The Red Knight is making plans with Chaya Fucking Garagos is gonna try and claim one of our kids next, isn't he?
Anonymous
>>5635919 >he wasn't ONLY in it to prove himself superior. Midget was mad his favorite Spandex wearer was shadowed by Karn's big green energy when they met, huh?
Anonymous
>>5635921 Searching up Garagos gave me this lovely looking pal on Google Images. I dont know who he is, but I skimmed a wiki and he seems incredibly violent and incoherent. Sounds like a bad combo for most.
Anonymous
>>5635928 Garagos is another minor War God. His specific domains are savagery and ruthlessness in contrast to The Red Knight's purview over strategy and tactics.
In that sense, they're complete opposites despite both being Gods of War under Tempus.
I'm mainly concerned that Garagos might manifest himself just to fuck with The Red Knight and drag more of our family into their squabbles.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Fri 14 Apr 2023 01:02:32 No. 5635939 Report >>5635921 >Garagos Heh
>>5635925 He did want you to suffer for that, yes.
>>5635928 >Sounds like a bad combo for most. >most :^) >>5635934 Yes. He rather enjoyed the Red Knight's failure against Chaya.
Anonymous
>>5635939 Look, its JLA Superman, I can understand the midget getting a little pissy like a fanboy. Not our problem though.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Fri 14 Apr 2023 02:17:12 No. 5635971 Report >>5635950 Superman TAS through JLU Superman is the best iteration of Superman. Same with that era's Batman. Peak DC heroes right there.
Anonymous
>>5635971 What the kikes and they're commie pets did to those icons is shameful.
Anonymous
>>5636000 Snyder can't hurt you here, it's okay dude
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5636019 I believe in Karn's ability to beat the shit out of him if he tries anything.
Anonymous
>>5636020 We can only pray.
Anonymous
>>5636029 That's a kind of gay you can't pray away, anon. .45 still works though. Stay strapped of get your childhood heroes and ideals will get clapped.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5636029 We can do more than pray. We can Roll.
Anonymous
>>5635919 >Only a small number of beings who weren't on Planet Sadala ever knew of Yamoshi or what happened. One of the Cardinal Kais saw what transpired, but it wasn't North Kai. Thats interesting, very very interesting, given Yamoshi died to the Berserker God here, and its something that Old Kai and Aqua both were able to identify on sight.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:4BWG5UQC Fri 14 Apr 2023 11:26:59 No. 5636169 Report Quoted By:
>>5636013 Between WB and the Mouse, either one could slap my shit. I make less than $25k/year, not fighting a legal war.
>>5636032 >the kind of gay you can’t pray away Ha!
>>5636064 Reminder they didn’t recognise Karn’s form, but did recognize his anti-divine power. Elder Kai even named it, or at least what he mistook you for.
Anonymous
Frightening thought: if there's a spacenet, and its the space equivalent of 4chan, theres nothing that suggests that there can't be other equivalents. SpaceTwitter. Myspace. Galaxstagram. Speddit. Astraltube. And the most vile of them all, which has its despicable roots ensnared in the minds of children. His children, her children. Karn's children. The evil that is known far and wide as SpaceTok.
Anonymous
>>5636170 Don't forget GodTube.
Anonymous
>>5636170 .....we dont give our kids internet access, and Chaya only does it in response to her job and fanbase, thus giving her a shield.
Anonymous
>>5636234 I think its only because they havent thought of wanting it. Could we really say no if Jr. asked for an iPad?
Anonymous
>>5636227 >GodTube >video sharing website reserved only for deities and divine beings, most mortals have never heard of it >can upload all sorts of shitposts across space and time I get the feeling that Zamasu would be frequently banned off of the platform for hate speech though
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:4BWG5UQC Fri 14 Apr 2023 14:47:57 No. 5636252 Report >>5636170 >spoiler That would imply the PTO is being undermined by a trade partner they created to outsource manufacturing to. No, they still have
SpaceVine .
>>5636227 Mainly limited to the divine realm, and doesn’t connect with the net in Universe 7. That’s its own thing.
>>5636234 You think they don’t have it? Your ship CLEARLY has access points and people who use them.
>>5636249 Got banned for calling the ningen what they are! reeee!
Anonymous
>>5636246 .....I think we have too.
>>5636249 Hate speech isnt real and he is the prefered class, he'd be a Sneako and you know it.
>>5636252 >You think they don’t have it? Your ship CLEARLY has access points and people who use them. Okay, they dont use it that much.
Anonymous
>>5636252 Vine isnt as bad as TikToc.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5636282 Yes, but only because it happens to not be Chinese.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:4BWG5UQC Fri 14 Apr 2023 16:56:03 No. 5636337 Report 23 hours to go.
>>5636279 What is a sneako?
They use occasionally, mainly to watch their sister’s fights. But other than that don’t care too much about it, as there’s things to do instead of sitting around.
>>5636282 Exactly
Anonymous
>>5636337 Somehow I imagine our Broly to be the type to listen to audiobooks and podcasts while he trains.
Anonymous
>>5636347 >Chill beats to Relax and Train to >>5636282 That is very true. I wonder how incomphrehensible SpaceVine's memes are to a boomerhead like Karn
Anonymous
>>5636357 >karn when someone talks about a comically large spoon, he doesn't know what comically or spoon means Anonymous
>>5636363 >implying karn hasn't ever had soup Of course he would know what a spoon is.
Anonymous
>>5636470 >eating soup with a spoon instead of just drinking it from the bowl Anonymous
>>5636483 Not him but I am a Refined Gentleman, you have to use utensils with soup. Besides, just drinking it from the bowl:
1. Makes a loud, unpleasant slurping noise
2. Is too hot because you're taking in soup all at once
Who you should REALLY be wary of are the maniacs that eat pizza with a fork and a knife. Those sick bastards.
Anonymous
>>5636508 >thinking a saiyan has any refinement or restraint in dining That was the first mistake.
>forgetting that italians (the people who made that shit) commonly eat their pizzas with utensils Dare ye go for three?
Anonymous
>>5636511 >forgetting that italians (the people who made that shit) commonly eat their pizzas with utensils Just because you invented something doesn't mean you perfected it.
Anonymous
>>5636513 America created the abomination that is Chicago style pizza. There is no perfection in making a drowning hazard and calling it a pizza.
Anonymous
>>5636524 >dissing deep dish Unforgivable. That shit ROCKS. And doesn't have the problem of "Too Much Fucking Oil that it Keeps Dripping Off" like the paper thin slices you have to fold all the time
Anonymous
>>5636532 Chicago style isn't deep dish, it's a fucking can of tomato paste in bread form. Actual deep dish pizza doesn't need a ladle to serve.
Anonymous
>>5636524 We also created the New York style pizza. Also nobody outside of Chicago acknowledges Deep Dish as pizza.
Anonymous
>>5636542 Oh, you meant CHICAGO Chicago. Nothing good comes from that state.
Anonymous
>>5636565 Italian Americans created New York style. So it's halfsies for credit. Don't talk about deep dish not being pizza so loudly though. Detroit is right there and they just need an excuse to start shooting.
>>5636567 I'll be honest, I forget Illinois is even a state half the time. The only thing I know about it is that Chicago exists in it. And boy howdy is that a downer.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:/NE8Ral6 Sat 15 Apr 2023 00:45:34 No. 5636745 Report >>5636347 Ha.
>>5636357 Ha!
>>5636363 Possibly
>>5636470 Utensils are optional.
>>5636508 >refined gentleman >Karn Lol. Lmao even.
>>5636542 As a bread fan, I dislike deep deep dish.
>>5636567 True.
>>5636577 >Detroit >needing an excuse Lol. Lmao.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5636745 >>needing an excuse Point. Though at this venture it would be an excuse to not shoot at each other for once.
Anonymous
...I enjoy Chicago deep dish.
Anonymous
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:IEvXxBkz Sat 15 Apr 2023 14:50:20 No. 5637044 Report soon
Anonymous
>>5637044 Well well well, it really IS that time.
Anonymous
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 15 Apr 2023 15:35:44 No. 5637059 Report Quoted By:
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 15 Apr 2023 16:03:21 No. 5637078 Report >>5624672 Previously on Saiyan Conqueror Quest:
When taking Ubo to Planet Namek to visit with Elder Guru and attempt to have the Kryptonian's potential unlocked, an unexpected being appeared. Calling himself Mr. Mxyzptlk, he used his magical powers to bring Karn to Planet Shaar to show off his true power, boosting the Saiyan up to the level he'd had the day before against the Time Patrol. Karn attacked, combining two Event Horizons and making a black hole that consumed Shaar, Karn returning to Namek only to get a glimpse of Ubo's true power before the imp showed up again. Taking Karn and Ubo back to New Salda, he attempted to get Karn to lose control and rampage, only for the Saiyan to eventually strike his 'true' form with Divine Dragon Force, forcing him to flee. Karn was then sucked back to the other realm, where he obtained his first true victory against the Berserker Soul before awaking, and as we rejoin Karn you're making your way back inside to answer to Freeza for destroying Planet Shaar.
“Daddy? Is somethin' wrong?” Okira asks as you hold her to your chest, following Guprei as he leads the three of you inside to the bridge. “Why's Freezy an' Vox callin? Did somethin' bad happen to big sis Chaya?”
“No, this is about something I did.” you reassure your worrying daughter, giving her a small smile while worrying about how you'll handle this.
“Your father blew up a planet. One of Vox's.” Ubo tells her, Okira's jaw dropping in surprise. She looks so comically surprised that you can't help but chuckle, enjoying the moment as you step to the bridge door. It slides open, you seeing the massive screen split down the middle. Lord Freeza on your left, Vox on your right. You take a deep breath in, slowly exhaling as you step into the camera's field of view.
“There he is! Do you have ANY idea how valuable that planet was?!” Vox shouts immediately, without so much as a hello.
“Good morning to you too.” you tell him, trying to sound cheerful but only coming off as annoyed. “And you're welcome.”
“You're welcome? You're WELCOME?!” Vox exclaims, veins bulging in his head as his eyes look like they're about to burst from their sockets. But before he can start shouting, Freeza interjects himself.
“So, you know why we're calling you. Mind explaining your actions?” Freeza asks, you nodding the affirmative. But before you start you telepathically tell Okira to keep quiet until you ask her directly. To which she nods, you briefly summing up the events of the morning. How Ubo'd arrived and you'd taken him to Grand Elder Guru's place on Planet Namek, how the little magical gremlin man had suddenly appeared and turned Nail to a vegetable. At this you realize he might still be one, and telepathically reach out to the elder.
cont
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 15 Apr 2023 16:04:25 No. 5637079 Report >>5637078 “Grand Elder Guru, I've defeated that monster and sent him back to his own dimension.” you <span class="mu-i">think</span> to him, getting a reply almost immediately.
“I had assumed you were victorious, as Nail returned to his normal state just a few minutes ago.” he replies. Then, as an afterthought adds. “Will the two of you be returning anytime soon?”
“Yes, I hope to. I have a favor to ask.” you tell him. “Can those, what were they called, Dragon Balls? Can they bring a planet back that's been destroyed?”
“Of course. Such a task is trivial for Porunga.” he replies, you sensing a note of worry in his voice. “Did you have to destroy a whole planet to defeat that monster?”
“Well, I did. But he walked that off. So, I was hoping I could bring that planet back.” you reply, then tell him what you're currently doing. He understands, saying that if you need anything he'd be happy to help. And with that you end the telepathic communication, it all lasting less than a second.
“While I'm sorry Planet Shaar was destroyed, that monster you saw me fighting survived <span class="mu-i">that</span>.” you tell Vox, the color draining a bit from his face. Confirming that he'd indeed seen what had happened on that world. “I got him, but it was a close thing. And I'm offering to make it up to you.”
“Make it up to me? And how would you do that?” he asks, eyes narrowing as he looks suspiciously at you. “You can't just undo what you did, and bring my planet back.”
But his tone sounds a bit uncertain, you smirking a bit before replying.
“That's exactly what I'm offering.” you tell him. “By the end of the day, I should have Planet Shaar back to how it was.”
“If you can do that, then I'll call it even.” Vox replies, sounding hesitant and uncertain. But as he does, Freeza is glaring at you. Hard. Immediately you know what he's implying, giving him a slight nod as Vox looks aside a moment. He then turns his focus back to the screen, addressing you directly. “If you can't restore Planet Shaar to how it was, then we shall talk what you owe as recompense. Until then, good day General.”
And without another word ends the call, leaving you and Freeza. Who is still looking hard at you. Without another word he ends the call as well, switching to telepathic communication.
“You aren't planning what I think you're planning, are you?” he asks.
Well?
>Tell him you were going to see if the Namekian wish dragon could bring back Ubo's planet, so asking for one more planet couldn't hurt >Let Freeza know you've already talked to Grand Elder Guru, and that he said bringing back a planet was easy for Porunga >Only tell him about using the Namekian's Porunga to wish it back, say nothing about Ubo or his wish to restore his planet >Other(write in) Anonymous
>>5637079 >Tell him you were going to see if the Namekian wish dragon could bring back Ubo's planet, so asking for one more planet couldn't hurt The restoration of Krypton requires immense consideration, especially if Ubo plans to repopulate it. Frieza should know about this.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 15 Apr 2023 16:34:29 No. 5637100 Report Leaving this vote open another 20 minutes, hopefully everyone shows up.
Anonymous
>>5637079 >>Tell him you were going to see if the Namekian wish dragon could bring back Ubo's planet, so asking for one more planet couldn't hurt Anonymous
>>5637079 >>Tell him you were going to see if the Namekian wish dragon could bring back Ubo's planet, so asking for one more planet couldn't hurt >>5637100 It's before the crack of noon. Everyone without a life is currently asleep. Or learning kung fu.
Anonymous
>>5637079 >Tell him you were going to see if the Namekian wish dragon could bring back Ubo's planet, so asking for one more planet couldn't hurt GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 15 Apr 2023 16:55:50 No. 5637118 Report >>5637085 >>5637101 >>5637105 >>5637108 Tell him you were going to see if the Namekian wish dragon could bring back Ubo's planet, so asking for one more planet couldn't hurt wins it. Interesting choice, this could have....implications. What could go wrong? Writing.
Anonymous
>>5637118 Is Freeza actually that pissed off at the idea of planets that were destroyed being brought back to life? We're not going to bring back that living fuel planet. Unless he's concerned about moochers and snake-eyed business dealers trying to score a free planet.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 15 Apr 2023 17:27:09 No. 5637140 Report >>5637137 He may know who erased that planet, and how they'd react to this news. And yes, he does NOT want Vox to know anything about Namek's Dragonballs.
Anonymous
>>5637140 Yeah, the less people who actually know about the Dragon Balls, the better.
I wouldn't be surprised if Namek was listed as a hazardously radioactive dead world in the public records, if not scrubbed from the star charts entirely.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5637143 The amount of average joes that know what dragon balls are in canon is disgustingly high. For beings like Zamasu I get, but why did Piccolo's dumbass let his lips fly in front of Raditz? Scratch that, I should be blaming Kami for not keeping them a secret.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 15 Apr 2023 18:01:29 No. 5637179 Report >>5637079 “Ubo and I were on Namek to see if their wish dragon could bring back Ubo's planet when that thing attacked, so asking for another one couldn't hurt, right?” you reply to him, also telepathically. Freeza doesn't immediately reply, you get the feeling he's thinking over what you're saying. But after several moments he finally replies, emotions masked.
“Very well. Good luck, Karn.” he replies, ending the telepathic link. You turn to Ubo, who has been standing out of the camera's range and address him.
“You ready to go back to Namek?” you ask him, raising your right hand to your forehead. Okira jumps in your left arm at this, you turning to her as she looks excitedly up to you.
“Can I come too? Pleeeeeeeaaaaase?” she asks. To which you chuckle, taking your right from your forehead and ruffling her hair.
“Of course kiddo. This'll just be a short trip.” you tell her, then add. “Hopefully.”
As you say that Ubo walks over, placing his left hand on your shoulder. You share a nod, raising your right hand back to your forehead while focusing back on Grand Elder Guru's ki. It takes you only a moment, teleporting the three of you back to Planet Namek. One moment the three of you are standing in your ship, the next once again outside the Namekian Elder's home. You three reappear before his protector, Nail, who this time doesn't flinch at your sudden arrival.
“Grand Elder Guru told me what happened. Thank you, General Karn.” Nail says, bowing to you. “He told me he wishes to speak with you upon your arrival.”
“Thanks Nail.” you reply, the guardian stepping aside and allowing the three of you to enter the Grand Elder's residence once more. As you enter you see the marks still on the floor from where it slid from Ubo's power getting unlocked. Ubo sees this as well, Guru laughing as he notices this.
“Fret not, Ubo. My seat hasn't moved for fifty years, I think I'll enjoy this new perspective awhile.” he says with a laugh, then addresses you. “Thank you for stopping that monster, Karn. I was worried for my people, once that thing showed up.”
“Sorry for being here when it decided to attack.” you reply, apologizing as well. “But I take it you know why I'm here?”
“Of course. You told me of the planet you'd destroyed fighting that monster. And Porunga would be more than capable of restoring a planet.” he then looks to Ubo, smiling a bit. “Or even two planets.”
cont
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 15 Apr 2023 18:02:41 No. 5637180 Report >>5637179 “You...Is it really possible?” Ubo asks, eyes wide with surprise to which Grand Elder Guru chuckles, raising one hand up over his head. He takes the orb resting atop his throne and holds it out to Ubo, who gingerly takes it.
“You have my blessing to travel to the other villages, and ask their permission to use the Dragon Balls.” the grand elder says, Ubo's eyes transfixed on the orb in his hands. “Once you've gathered all seven, return here and I shall summon Porunga for you.”
“Thank you, Grand Elder.” Ubo says, bowing fully at the waist to the elder Namekian. Then once he rises, Ubo turns to you. Without words you know what he wants to ask, and nod to him, thinking.
What now?
>Stick together, travel to each village in order near to far then return with all seven >Split up, use your Instant Transmission to travel to the furthest village while Ubo approaches the closest, the sooner you've gathered all seven the sooner you can restore Shaar and Ubo's homeworlds >Ask Okira if she can summon the other Dragon Balls here with her power, with Grand Elder Guru's permission of course. It would be a good test of her powers and how well her language lessons with Raven are going >Other(write in) Anonymous
>>5637180 >Stick together, travel to each village in order near to far then return with all seven We get a chance to talk with Ubo, Okira gets a field trip, and we can finally relax for a minute.
Anonymous
>>5637180 >Stick together, travel to each village in order near to far then return with all seven Anonymous
>>5637180 >Stick together, travel to each village in order near to far then return with all seven Anonymous
>>5637180 >Stick together, travel to each village in order near to far then return with all seven >Have Okira test if she can send them back to the respective villages after the balls are used. Anonymous
>>5637180 >Stick together, travel to each village in order near to far then return with all seven Its a lovely day for sightseeing.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 15 Apr 2023 18:33:37 No. 5637209 Report Rolled 9, 9, 66, 94, 31, 22 = 231 (6d100) >>5637185 >>5637188 >>5637192 >>5637194 >>5637196 Stick together, travel to each village in order near to far then return with all seven wins it. Interesting choice let's see how it plays out. Roll me a 3d100.
First DC: 38
Second DC: 15
Third DC: 60
Anonymous
Rolled 26, 22, 20 = 68 (3d100) >>5637209 Anonymous
Rolled 96, 31, 51 = 178 (3d100) >>5637209 Anonymous
>>5637211 >>5637212 Oh shit not the third failure. I shouldn't role.
Anonymous
Rolled 16, 47, 62 = 125 (3d100) >>5637209 >>5637213 Oh well
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 15 Apr 2023 18:42:41 No. 5637217 Report >>5637211 >>5637212 >>5637214 96/100, 47/100, 62/100. Impressive, looks like you can handle their 'trials'. Writing.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5637214 Oh thank Karn
>>5637217 Cheeky pizza gremlin
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 15 Apr 2023 19:56:10 No. 5637293 Report >>5637180 “Let's stick together, and head to the nearest village first.” you tell him, turning and looking back to the elder. “We'll be back soon.”
“Take your time, there's no rush.” he replies with a chuckle. “I'll be here, once you're done.”
While his phrasing is a bit odd, you don't think too much on it, taking your daughter while Ubo holds the mystical orb and the three of you exit his home. With a moment's focus on your ki sense you orient yourself on the nearest village, you and Ubo lifting off the ground and flying towards the village.
“You really think this will work?” Ubo asks you, still looking down at the orb in his hands. “These....Balls can restore my world?”
“No, but that dragon probably can.” you tell him, then fill him in on what you'd seen before after waking up after the battle. “And I promise, if it doesn't work, Divine Dragon Force and I will do it ourselves.”
“Are you sure about that? Destroying a planet may be easy, but creating one takes a lot more power.” Okira's Imagine Dragon says, slithering out from between her lips to address you. “There is a reason creating worlds is the duty of the Kais.”
“Like that weaselly bastard Supreme Kai of Time is even worth his title.” you reply, wondering how that old man that appeared from Kars's sword here on Namek is doing and if he's straightened Shin out yet. “He can't even enforce his own treaties, much less do his job. How long was that bastard Babidi avoiding him?”
“Babidi? Wasn't he the bad guy who summoned Ginyu's new body?” Okira asks, you nodding to her. “Oh, there it is!”
You follow where your daughter points to a collection of rounded buildings, you and Ubo dropping down to the planet's surface. You both land in the village center, a familiar-looking Namekian addressing you.
“General Karn, what a surprise. What are you-?” he asks, then sees Ubo holding the Grand Elder's Dragon Ball. “Ah, I see. So, what are you seeking?”
“I need to fix a couple of planets.” you tell him, the quickly-gathering crowd gasping. “I accidentally destroyed a planet, and need to restore it.”
“That is unfortunate. Were there people on this world?” he asks, you shaking your head. To which he sighs out, but you and Ubo share a glance at this reaction.
“Why is that a relief?” Ubo asks him, the elder's expression growing a bit more serious.
“While Porunga can grant three wishes, some things are still beyond even its power.” the man says. “And it can only revive one living being back to life per wish.”
cont
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 15 Apr 2023 19:57:50 No. 5637297 Report >>5637293 “Only one per wish?” Ubo asks him, you immediately understanding his disappointment. Clearly he'd begun to believe, to think that his people could also be brought back. But then the Elder continues.
“Yes. And only one who as passed away within the last year.” he continues clarifying. “And not from natural causes. Only those taken before their time can be brought back.”
“I understand.” Ubo says, you reaching over and patting him on the back with your right hand. “Thank you for letting me know.”
“Of course. Give me just a moment.” he says, turning to one of the others and gesturing to a building. The man nods and walks off, going inside and returning a moment later with another giant orb. Unlike the one in Ubo's hands with a single star in the middle, this one has four stars. And as the orb moves, somehow, the four stars always reflect from the same position. The man you don't recognize hands it to the familiar elder, who offers it to the two of you. Ubo takes it, holding one in each hand now. “I wish you luck.”
“Thanks!” Okira says, waving excitedly as you nod to the man, Ubo doing the same as the two of you lift up into the air. Focusing your ki sense you orient on the next nearest village, flying through the air towards them as well. For the next five minutes you all fly from village to village, each willing to offer you their Dragon Ball. But on the fifth village, as you fly down, immediately you can tell something's wrong. The villagers don't look at you as openly as the others, looking fearfully towards you. No one approaches, leaving you and Ubo both standing there and giving you both a wide berth. Okira looks around, curiously as no one approaches. “What's going on?”
“I don't know. But they don't seem friendly.” Ubo mutters, one of the locals giving you all a dirty look. Something's going on, but you aren't sure what.
Well? What now?
>Ask the villagers what's wrong, try and find out why they all seem to be hostile >Tell them you are here to see their elder, you must speak with him urgently >Ask Okira if she and Imagine Dragon can draw the village's Dragon Ball to you all, get it and head off without dealing with this hostility >Other(write in) Anonymous
>>5637297 >Ask the villagers what's wrong, try and find out why they all seem to be hostile Surely this is part of the test, right?
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 15 Apr 2023 20:28:15 No. 5637320 Report Quoted By:
Looks like everyone went back to sleep, leaving this vote open another ten minutes.
Anonymous
>>5637297 >>Ask the villagers what's wrong, try and find out why they all seem to be hostile Anonymous
>>5637297 >Ask the villagers what's wrong, try and find out why they all seem to be hostile Anonymous
>>5637297 >Ask the villagers what's wrong, try and find out why they all seem to be hostile GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 15 Apr 2023 20:40:08 No. 5637336 Report Quoted By:
>>5637311 >>5637323 >>5637325 >>5637333 Ask the villagers what's wrong, try and find out why they all seem to be hostile wins it. Writing.
Anonymous
I'm racking my brain here trying to figure out why these guys are pissed, but it could be any number of things. It could be they just don't appreciate a bunch of aliens dropping down and collecting their sacred relics on a whim. That or they just didn't get the memo from Guru and think we're here with bad intentions. I really hope it's the latter, because the former would be a fucking pain to deal with.
Anonymous
>>5637346 could also just be a test.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5637348 It could be, but if it is, I'm still doubtful that this village is actually in on it.
Guru might have sent us here as a means of imparting a lesson upon a rare, but not unheard of, xenophobic village.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 15 Apr 2023 21:45:46 No. 5637366 Report >>5637297 “Something's off.” you reply to him, wondering why this village seems so hostile while the last several all seemed quite happy to see you all. So you drop the Dragon Balls you'd been carrying with telekinesis, leaving them all with Ubo as you walk towards the strongest in the village. You walk directly up to the man, standing before him while still holding your daughter. “Hey, you. What's your name?”
“Hmph.” the man replies, looking away from you and not addressing you. But that doesn't stop your daughter.
“Hey, 'scuse me. Is everythin' okay mister?” she asks, the man unable to keep up his stoic glare looking away from you. He meets her gaze, cold exterior cracking a bit. “What's wrong?”
“Your kind isn't welcome here. Leave, foreigner.” he says, frowning. “Go, before your kind cause any more problems.”
“What sort of problems are you all having?” you ask him, the Namekian glaring hatefully at you.
“C'mon, you can tell us.” Okira tells him. “We can help!”
“No, you can't.” he replies. “Last time your foreigners showed up, our elder was cursed by one of your kind. He's still suffering from what happened to him.”
“I can help him!” Okira says, reaching out to him. Almost by reflex the man takes her into his arms, your daughter looking at him with wide eyes. “Please, take me to him.”
The man looks confused, from her to you to Ubo and back, then looking around to the others. Who all look judgmentally towards him holding your daughter. He then sighs out, handing her back.
“Sorry, but you can't see him. He isn't taking gue-” he starts, when another voice calls out.
“Masuo, what are you doing?” a childs voice calls out, you all turning towards the central building. And see a kid, no taller than Okira herself stepping out. “Didn't you all throw these foreigners out yet?”
“Forgive me f-” he starts, your daughter leaping from his arms and flying over towards the kid. Immediately everyone else dashes forward, Okira stopping short and holding her hands out, clasped together.
“I can help.” your daughter says. “Big sis taught me a few things, I can help.” she says, then holds out one hand. “Please, let me help. Please?”
The young child looks to your daughter's offered hand then back to her face, looking her over in clear confusion. Trying to decide if they will accept your daughter's help. But she doesn't wait on his decision, her Stand slithering out from between her lips.
cont
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 15 Apr 2023 21:46:47 No. 5637367 Report >>5637366 “ONE OF THE DIVINE BLESSINGS FROM HOME IS TELEPORTED HERE INTO MY HANDS.” your daughter and her Stand both say simultaneously, and with a small <span class="mu-i">pop</span> one appears in her hands. She doesn't step forward, instead setting it down on the ground at her feet then steps back.
“If you don't trust me, then you don't have to let me see him.” your daughter says, taking a couple more steps back. “But please give him this.”
“What trickery is this?” he asks, not approaching the bottle.
“It's a magic healing potion. One that can fix anything.” your daughter says with a smile. “This stuff is great, it can heal anything. It saved my big brother's life before, when he almost died.”
“When he...And you're just...Giving it to me?” the kid says, clearly uncertain about taking it. “How can I trust you?”
“Uhhh, well, I guess you can't.” she says, turning around to you as if seeking guidance. But then she has another idea, snapping her fingers with an “Ohh!”
“THE ONE DIVINE BLESSING BECOMES TWO, STANDING A FOOT APART.” she and her Imagine Dragon say in perfect sync once more, and sure enough her Stand works its magic. The one divine blessing becomes two, you hearing mumbling from the villagers watching what happened in surprise.
“There, you can take whichever you want. And I'll take the other!” your daughter tells the kid, beaming at it. Who seems even more confused, but still steps forward, taking the potion.
“Wait here. If they try and leave, you know what to do.” the kid says, rushing back into the home where you sense a faint powerlevel from within. The being remains inside while your daughter sends the double of the Divine Blessing back to New Salda, then digs her toe in the dirt a few moments. She then rushes back to you, looking a bit worried. You scoop her up into your arms, waiting to see the results. Seconds tick on in near silence, everyone watching to see what happens. Then, after maybe a minute of complete silence you feel the tiny powerlevel suddenly start rising, quickly surpassing everyone in the village except for your daughter, yourself, and Ubo. After another minute or so the door finally opens. And not one, but two figures emerge. The crowd gasps in surprise as a quite elderly Namekian emerges, using a cane in his left to support his weight. Several of the Namekians shout out in surprise, you learning his name.
“ELDER TUORI?!”
cont
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 15 Apr 2023 21:48:45 No. 5637368 Report >>5637367 “It would seem that this magical elixir was just the trick. I feel better than I have in decades.” the wizened Namekian says, holding up the empty glass vial for all to see. Meanwhile the small child is just staring up at the revived elder, clearly shocked he's moving around much less speaking. The older Namekian then looks around, spotting you, Okira, and Ubo who is still watching everything going on quietly. “Now, which of you foreigners do I have the pleasure of thanking for restoring me to health?”
Well?
>Speak up and say it was your daughter, while walking forward still holding her >Tell your daughter that's her, set her down and let her speak with the elder whose life she saved >Don't say anything, let your daughter act and take full credit for her actions without you interrupting this moment >Other(write in) Anonymous
>>5637368 >Tell your daughter that's her, set her down and let her speak with the elder whose life she saved She may be a little shy now that everybody's attention is on her, but better that she learns to deal with that sooner rather than later.
Anonymous
>>5637368 >Tell your daughter that's her, set her down and let her speak with the elder whose life she saved So was this guy just always sick or did he keel over after witnessing the sheer fuckery that happened last time on Namek
Anonymous
>>5637368 >>Tell your daughter that's her, set her down and let her speak with the elder whose life she saved Anonymous
>>5637368 >Tell your daughter that's her, set her down and let her speak with the elder whose life she saved Anonymous
>>5637368 >Tell your daughter that's her, set her down and let her speak with the elder whose life she saved GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 15 Apr 2023 22:06:27 No. 5637378 Report >>5637370 You'll see soon. Remember, Babidi beat Freeza there and knew what he was after....
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 15 Apr 2023 22:20:21 No. 5637388 Report Quoted By:
>>5637369 >>5637370 >>5637373 >>5637374 >>5637375 Tell your daughter that's her, set her down and let her speak with the elder whose life she saved wins it. Writing.
Anonymous
>>5637378 >rat bastard put a curse on green grandpa after rightfully telling the potato to fuck off Dickhead. Of all the people Karn has slain, Babidi deserved it the most.
Anonymous
>>5637391 I would argue supreme kai of time has that honour.
Anonymous
>>5637397 Her insane K/D and malicious incompetence is unmatched, but Babidi has so much BIIIITCH energy at all times that it makes The Boi look like his balls dropped. He's the type of faggot that would talk shit 24/7 in a lobby and use the most braindead cheese and then get washed by an actually good player and scream nothing but pure salt afterwards. The type to immediately cry for backup when his stupid party tricks stop working. The kind of shitter that would try to roast somebody that could turn them into a chalk outline in seconds and not stop until he actually got put in the headlines.
Fuck Babidi. I'd boil him alive and turn him into a Thanksgiving side dish.
Anonymous
>>5637414 Dr. Nefarious is at least a close second.
Anonymous
>>5637415 That is true, but there's one thing about Babidi that makes him worse than the awful doctor. Nefarious was our problem that was thankfully put to bed despite the lack of grace to accept death. Babidi is EVERYONE'S problem because of that Buu obsession.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5637414 Very nice to meet you Dabura.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 15 Apr 2023 23:23:08 No. 5637443 Report >>5637368 “That's you kiddo.” you whisper in your daughter's ear, setting her on the ground before you. “Go accept his thanks, you saved his life.”
“Right!” she tells you, nodding once then turning around to the Namekian Elder. Still holding the second, still-full Divine Blessing in her hand. “I brought it! Well, my sister was the one who found these things first, but I brought one here for you!”
“Really? Well then, I must thank you, little girl.” the elderly Namekian says, grunting a bit as he struggles to go down to a knee, getting closer to your daughter's level. “What is your name?”
“I'm Okira! And this is Imagine Dragon!” she says, gesturing to herself then to her Stand. Which the elder clearly cannot see, but chuckles regardless. No doubt thinking it some sort of imaginary friend or something.
“Well now, Okira. Thank you. And you as well, Imagine Dragon.” he says, your jaw dropping a bit as he looks towards where her Stand is. But then you notice he isn't meeting the Stand's eyes, but looking close enough to it to fool your daughter. Who then holds out the second bottle to him, the elder's eyebrows going up. “What's this?”
“Here, keep this one too.” she says, offering the second Divine Blessing. “Just in case someone else needs it and I'm not here.”
“Well, thank you very much.” he says, setting the empty glass in his right down and taking the second one in his right hand. Still bracing himself upright with his cane in his left. “You are a kind and generous child, I cannot thank you enough.”
“You're welcome!” she replies, ignoring the stares of the villagers directed to her. All the stares, except for one. The child, the one who'd been so initially distrustful is looking at her in awe. “See? I told you I could help!”
“Yes you did.” the little Namekian child says, suddenly bowing at the waist. “I thought you were another bad guy and was mean, I'm sorry for how I acted.”
“Its fine!” your daughter says, running up and grabbing his hands. “Everything worked out just fine!”
As she holds him by the hands, dragging him in a circle as she dances and laughs happily, the young Namekian begins laughing as well. Your gaze shifts to the elder, who is watching them with a warm smile on his face. But you can tell he needs assistance to rise, walking over and offering him your arm.
“Need a hand up?” you ask him quietly, the elder Namekian nodding. You gently help the old man upright, who exhales with a heavy sigh once he's upright. “Are you going to be okay?”
“Your daughter has a good heart.” he replies, not addressing your question as he watches the kids dance happily. “As do you, Karn.”
cont
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 15 Apr 2023 23:24:10 No. 5637444 Report >>5637443 “How...?” you ask, the elder chuckling to himself. Who then turns back to his home, walking in while the kids continue laughing. A few moments later he emerges with the seven star Dragon Ball, offering it to you.
“Hard not to know who you are. After all, you saved our people.” he answers, handing you the mystical orb. “And despite my village's aversion to you outworlders, due to what happened to me, perhaps today will be the beginning of their perspectives changing. At least, towards you and your kind.”
“Being wary of outsiders comes with being under attack by foreigners, I understand.” you reply, the elder looking long at you for several quiet moments. But then simply agrees with your assessment, adding in, “I know why you would believe so.”
“Hey Daddy, can Tuulo come with us?” your daughter asks, still holding the other young Namekian by one hand as she talks. “He says he's never seen the wish dragon before and wants to see Porunga too!”
“Well...” you start, turning to the elder who only laughs a bit.
“Of course you may go with them.” Elder Tuori says with a kindly smile, for a moment reminding you of how your old man would address your younger children. “Just be safe, understand?”
“Yes Elder.” the little one responds, nodding enthusiastically.
“Hey, can you fly?” Okira asks him suddenly, levitating a few inches off the ground. “Or do you need me to carry you?”
“I can fly on my own.” he replies, levitating up to match her. You turn to Ubo, who pitches another of the mystical artifacts to you before lifting the others, the now four of you lifting up into the air with five of the seven Dragon Balls.
“Just two more to go.” Ubo notes, you taking off towards the remaining villages
However, unlike the last village, nothing surprising or eventful happens. The elders of the respective villages hand over their orbs without much trouble, wishing you luck as you begin the trip back to Grand Elder Guru's. But as you do, suddenly you sense something. A somewhat familiar, massive powerlevel you can't quite identify yet is rapidly approaching this planet from somewhere outside the star system. As you turn and look up towards it, Ubo does the same, no doubt feeling the same thing. Something powerful is coming, and at this speed will arrive in no more than a minute.
But what do you do?
>Tell Ubo to take the Dragon Balls and your daughter, head to Guru's while you try and draw this massive power to you by surging your own out away from the villages >Instant Transmission immediately to the approaching power, find out who they are and why they're approaching Planet Namek >Try and identify the power before reaching out to the approaching person telepathically, see what's going on >Other(write in) Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5637419 Fortunately we fixed that too. Man karn is basically one of the most helpful people towards the timeline as a whole and most people seem to hate his guts.
Anonymous
>>5637444 >>Try and identify the power before reaching out to the approaching person telepathically, see what's going on Anonymous
>>5637444 >Instant Transmission immediately to the approaching power, find out who they are and why they're approaching Planet Namek Anonymous
>>5637444 >Try and identify the power before reaching out to the approaching person telepathically, see what's going on Anonymous
>>5637444 >Instant Transmission immediately to the approaching power, find out who they are and why they're approaching Planet Namek Anonymous
>>5637444 >Try and identify the power before reaching out to the approaching person telepathically, see what's going on My first instinct is to IT up there and throw hands, but I'd rather not leave Okira unattended if I can help it.
Anonymous
>>5637444 >Try and identify the power before reaching out to the approaching person telepathically, see what's going on GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 15 Apr 2023 23:55:35 No. 5637462 Report >>5637446 >>5637448 >>5637449 >>5637453 >>5637454 >>5637455 Try and identify the power before reaching out to the approaching person telepathically, see what's going on wins it. Roll me a 2d100.
First DC: 30
Second DC: ??
Anonymous
Rolled 32, 70 = 102 (2d100) >>5637462 Anonymous
Rolled 85, 62 = 147 (2d100) >>5637462 Anonymous
Rolled 65, 37 = 102 (2d100) >>5637462 GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 16 Apr 2023 00:02:04 No. 5637468 Report >>5637463 >>5637464 >>5637465 85/100, 70/100. Those are some good rolls, looks like you know who it is after all. Writing.
Looks like it's time Anonymous
>>5637468 >Looks like it's time oh shit...
Camali... Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5637471 >he's making a comeback OH GOD OH FUCK
Anonymous
>>5637468 It better not be Akuma.
...I forget, is that guy still alive?
Anonymous
>>5637480 Yeah he's alive and he wanted to kick ubos ass since forever if I remember right.
>in b4 this is Lobo or Dr Fate instead Anonymous
>>5637481 Lobo wont step foot in our galaxy unless we die, cant be him, and Fate is too bitch made to pull it. Might be Superman?
Anonymous
>>5637487 Worst case I think would be Darkseid.
Anonymous
Man I can't belive chat can't put 2 and 2 together. King Cold litterally Blew Up Krypton because of how big a threat they were, and Freeza told him that the last Kryptonian had just gained access to a magical wish granting dragon for the explict reason of bringing Krypton back. Cold has no idea that would only bring back the planet, not the people, so hes here to kill Ubo before Krypton Returns and puts his entire empire to the torch for revenge.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5637491 He wouldn't waste time coming out here.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5637496 I forgot he just fucking up and flies directly to wherever he needs to go, regardless of distance, whenever he's in a hurry.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5637496 He has no reason too, Buu is gone at this point, his grand plan finished, the last Kryptonians aside, they were never very warlike. And when he finds out the balls cant bring them back, he should back off.
Anonymous
He still has no desire to die, his kids to die, or his empire to burn down around him. And it doesn't matter if they weren't very war like, global extinction tends to change peoples minds, and while you have a point about him backing off finding out the balls can't bring them back, your forgetting Ubo wants to off Cold, thats litterally the reason he went to New Salda first so he wouldn't be tag teamed by Karn and Cold. A ignorant Kryptonian living with his favorite general? Sure whatever. One juiced to hell and back wanting revenge for his people? Thats a big old hell no. Cold hasn't lived this long leaving things to that kind of chance.
Anonymous
>>5637508 If Cold can keep his instinct in check and talk, he can just offer a new planet. Hell, we can tow their damn planet if we need too. And Ubo doesn't want to fight Freeza, maybe Cooler just because its Cooler, and certainly not Arctus. He just wants Cold.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 16 Apr 2023 01:05:03 No. 5637517 Report >>5637444 “This power....” you mutter, focusing your ki sense on the rapidly-approaching power. It takes you several seconds, the power blasting past several of the further-out planets until you finally recognize who it is. The power feels unfamiliar because he's usually not going all-out, but you now recognize who it belongs to. “King Cold.”
“He's coming.” Ubo says, his crimson aura faintly glowing up around his body as his anger surfaces. You get the feeling he's about to launch himself into orbit after him, but you reach out, letting your Dragon Ball in that hand hover with telekinesis while putting your hand on his shoulder.
“Calm down Ubo, I'm going to talk to him and see what's going on.” you tell your friend, reaching out telepathically to the emperor's father. “King Cold.”
“Karn.” comes the icy reply. “I take it that's you with the Kryptonian?”
“Yes, and my daughter's here as well.” you reply, emphasizing that point. “Is something wrong?”
“You and I both know.” he replies, confirming for you that it was indeed King Cold that had destroyed Ubo's people's homeworld. “The Kryptonians are dangerous. Even more so than your own people. Did you not sense that surge of power from him earlier?”
“Of course I did, I was right there when Grand Elder Guru unlocked his potential.” you reply, sensing King Cold's sudden spike of anger through the link. “I promised him that his planet would be brought back.”
“I will NOT allow it!” comes the emperor's father's furious reply, sensing his powerlevel spiking out in space to match his sudden rage. “The Kryptonian race cannot be allowed to repopulate!”
“They're not coming back, the dragon can't restore them, Grand Elder Guru said that only one person per wish could be revived.” you reply, sensing King Cold's anger immediately fading as his curiosity takes over. “He wants his homeworld back, after it was taken away from him before he ever got the chance to see it.”
“You better watch your tone, Saiyan.” King Cold replies, his furious anger replaced with icy hate. “I would advise you to choose your sides carefully.”
“Funny, I was about to tell YOU the same thing.” you say, sensing the ancient being's sudden shock.
cont
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5637510 >And Ubo doesn't want to fight Freeza Making a looooooooot of assumptions there bud. I think he understands that fucking with Cold is a package deal, not a standalone thing.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 16 Apr 2023 01:07:12 No. 5637522 Report >>5637517 “What do you mean?” he replies, you sensing his ki suddenly stop. He's maybe ten seconds out from Planet Namek, at the speed he flies, yet stops before touching down. “What are you implying?”
“You think Ubo hasn't figured out who would have been the only one capable of destroying his homeworld?” you tell him, immediately feeling King Cold's mind scatter, contemplating dozens if not hundreds of possibilities. “He thinks you've come to destroy him, and to have me help you do it.”
“Are you saying you wouldn't aid me in battle?” King Cold asks dangerously. “Would you betray everything you've built over the last twenty years for him?”
“I'm not betraying either of you.” you tell him. “If you attack him, I'll fight you.”
And for a moment you feel his anger surge once more, but you continue through it and keep telepathically speaking to him.
“But I would do the same thing for you, if he attacks you. I would defend you from his aggression just as I would protect him from yours.” you say, sensing the man's confusion. “You both are my allies, and I would consider each of you to be friends to me and my family. I will not betray either of you for the other.”
At this he's silent, unmoving as he clearly thinks over what you've said. Seconds stretch on to minutes, King Cold not saying anything but keeping the telepathic link open. Then when he finally speaks, it is your turn to think.
“Should he declare war on the PTO for the destruction of Krypton, would you truly defend us against him?” he asks you, a note of uncertainty in his tone. “Would you be able to kill him, should he choose death over surrender?”
Well? What do you say?
>Tell him you would have no problems whatsoever, killing whoever threatens any of your family or friends. Leave it ambiguous enough to go either way, making your allegiance to them both clear >Ask King Cold to come down, let him know that you can make a peace treaty between them that will last for their lifetimes. And, unlike the Supreme Kai's worthless peace treaties, yours will actually be unbreakable >Let King Cold know that you have no qualms fighting to the death, should you need to. But that Ubo wouldn't push YOU to that point, forcing you to choose between you both >Other(write in) Anonymous
>>5637522 >>Ask King Cold to come down, let him know that you can make a peace treaty between them that will last for their lifetimes. And, unlike the Supreme Kai's worthless peace treaties, yours will actually be unbreakable Well looks like I was right but it looks like Karns managed to keep things calm for now.
Anonymous
>>5637522 >Ask King Cold to come down, let him know that you can make a peace treaty between them that will last for their lifetimes. And, unlike the Supreme Kai's worthless peace treaties, yours will actually be unbreakable Anonymous
>>5637522 >>Ask King Cold to come down, let him know that you can make a peace treaty between them that will last for their lifetimes. And, unlike the Supreme Kai's worthless peace treaties, yours will actually be unbreakable [/spoiler:lit]Ubo is definitely gonna reach his true potential eventually. This might be our only shot to guarantee everybody's safety when he inevitably disassociates from reality and starts doing wacky shit.[/spoiler:lit]
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5637530 And I fucked up the spoiler tags. Awesome.
Anonymous
>>5637522 >>Ask King Cold to come down, let him know that you can make a peace treaty between them that will last for their lifetimes. And, unlike the Supreme Kai's worthless peace treaties, yours will actually be unbreakable Anonymous
>>5637522 >Ask King Cold to come down, let him know that you can make a peace treaty between them that will last for their lifetimes. And, unlike the Supreme Kai's worthless peace treaties, yours will actually be unbreakable Anonymous
>>5637522 >Let King Cold know that you have no qualms fighting to the death, should you need to. But that Ubo wouldn't push YOU to that point, forcing you to choose between you both GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 16 Apr 2023 01:42:10 No. 5637552 Report Rolled 2, 7, 63, 71 = 143 (4d100) >>5637527 >>5637528 >>5637530 >>5637533 >>5637534 >>5637539 Ask King Cold to come down, let him know that you can make a peace treaty between them that will last for their lifetimes. And, unlike the Supreme Kai's worthless peace treaties, yours will actually be unbreakable wins it. Interesting, writing.
Anonymous
>>5637552 >Rolled 2, 7 ouch
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5637563 Whoever rolled those two is gonna have a bad time.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 16 Apr 2023 02:59:15 No. 5637628 Report >>5637522 “I have a better idea. Instead of the two of you ripping each other to shreds, how about you come down?” you ask him. “Unlike that useless Supreme Kai, I can forge a peace treaty between you both that will last for both of your lifetimes.”
“Oh? I take it that, either your Divine Dragon Force or your daughter's Stand have unlocked some sort of new power?” he asks you, to which you can't help but smirk at how astute the old alien is.
“Yeah, my Divine Dragon Force has a new ability, called the Dragon's Pact.” you tell him. “It can make a contract between at least any two beings, with any stated terms and consequences.” you tell him. “I got one with that bastard Lobo after I saved him from some sort of prison ship, keeping him from betraying me. If he breaks the terms, he dies. No matter where either he or I are.”
“Oh? Well now, that's quite impressive.” King Cold answers, but you can sense he isn't sure. “But how long does it last? Is it for those bound's lifespans, or does the effect end with your death? Does the power your Stand infuses to other beings decay over time, or is it at full power always?”
And as he asks these questions, you realize that you don't know. So you look down at your right hand, Divine Dragon Force appearing and looking at you with one yellow eye.
“I do not know what would happen, should we perish.” your Stand tells you telepathically, King Cold no doubt hearing as well. “I cannot say what happens after our lives end. But what I do know is how this ability works. I copy myself when I use this ability, making imprints of myself on those bound by the pact. And this energy, while I can still feel it, is not under my own control.”
“I see.” King Cold replies, thinking it over for several seconds. “With this....ability, perhaps a truce can be reached. But it requires much consideration. I shall speak with Ubo myself.”
He then ends the connection, you turning to your large ally.
“He's coming.” you tell him, Ubo immediately bracing himself. “No, he's here to talk. I told him about Divi-”
<span class="mu-s">KABOOOOM</span>
Your words are interrupted by the king's meteoric landing, crashing down before the four of you. You catch Okira and her new friend, several of the Dragon Balls getting blown back away from you all with his sudden crash landing.
cont
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 16 Apr 2023 03:01:35 No. 5637632 Report >>5637628 The smoke cloud his landing kicks up is blown away almost immediately, King Cold sweeping it away with his hand. Revealing him standing there, his own Stand grinning and hovering menacingly from behind him.
“You!” Ubo seethes, crimson aura immediately blazing as he drops the Dragon Balls he'd kept a hold of. “You have a lot of nerve coming here. Come to try and finish what you started?”
“Okira, take your friend and re-gather those Dragon Balls, please.” you tell her telepathically, setting them down then Ascending in a burst of sparks, ready to intervene should the two start attacking each other. She nods, immediately understanding and taking off with the smaller Namekian back towards the village.
“If I wanted you dead, I'd have shot you from orbit.” King Cold replies, voice icy yet dripping with menace. “But if you WANT to die, I'd be most pleased to oblige.”
“BASTARD!” Ubo bellows, aura blazing in response to his anger. But you've had enough, dashing between them while activating your Energy Body, holding one hand out towards each of them.
“That's enough, both of you!” you say, feeling both of their ire suddenly directed towards you. But it does the trick, Ubo's blazing anger and King Cold's icy fury both subside, the two powering back down and lowering their aggression. Slightly. “Ubo, I invited him here. To have you two enter in an unbreakable alliance.”
“Unbreakable?” Ubo asks, seeming confused. “What do you mean?”
So you explain how Divine Dragon Force's Dragon's Pact works to both of them, using your time using it on Lobo and what happened when he tried to betray you.
“Wait, the consequences can be up to death?” Ubo asks you seriously. “Death? Really?”
“Interesting. The consequences of breaking the pact are something we both can agree on.” King Cold says, raising a hand to his chin and stroking it as he thinks. “I believe that mutually-assured destruction is the best deterrent, wouldn't you say?”
“I have a better idea.” Ubo says, a dangerous gleam in his eye. “Breaking the pact strips one of their powers and strength. Reducing their maximum might to a powerlevel of five and removing ALL of their ki and any other abilities.”
Your jaw drops, stunned at Ubo's idea. Being stripped of your powers and left unable to fight, or even protect yourself? That would be worse than death. You look to King Cold, who also seems equally stunned by this declaration.
cont
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 16 Apr 2023 03:02:37 No. 5637634 Report >>5637632 “A most dangerous game.” King Cold says, grinning after a moment's thought. “Instead of murdering your for attempting to betray the contract, you would instead choose to disarm them completely. Leaving them completely helpless to the other. Or, would the pact remain in effect, even if one party breaks it?”
“Should either party break it, the other would know. And their restrictions would end.” Divine Dragon Force says, you relaying your Stand's words to them both.
“Does that include hired guns?” Ubo asks, King Cold's eyes narrowing a bit. No doubt having already considered using others to do the task instead of handling Ubo himself one day.
“That can be a part of the contract.” you tell them both. “The rules and stipulations are up to the two of you to decide.”
“I see. This is something that will require much thought, and careful wording.” King Cold says. “Wouldn't want one to be able to strike without fear of retaliation.”
“Agreed. I say we both make our terms, and meet back in a few hours.” Ubo replies. To which the king laughs.
“Well, once you two are done here, I should have returned home. You still wish to test out your idea with this, don't you?” King Cold asks, showing you the ancient stone dagger you took from the Covenant's Prophet.
Well?
>You'll test it out now, see if your suspicion about your own Stand being dormant is true >Ask Divine Dragon Force if it could use the dagger on your other hand, the same way his Karn was hit before >Tell King Cold that you'll try it at his place later, once your business on Namek is concluded and everything's sorted >Other(write in) Anonymous
>>5637634 >>Tell King Cold that you'll try it at his place later, once your business on Namek is concluded and everything's sorted Yeah we don't need to try and Requim Dragon Force or anything crazy happening before we get this pact sealed.
Anonymous
>>5637634 >Tell King Cold that you'll try it at his place later, once your business on Namek is concluded and everything's sorted Anonymous
>>5637634 >>You'll test it out now, see if your suspicion about your own Stand being dormant is true if anything can prove DF is ours, its this
Anonymous
>>5637634 >Tell King Cold that you'll try it at his place later, once your business on Namek is concluded and everything's sorted >Can't risk losing the ability right now, it should be fine after we seal the deal. Anonymous
>>5637632 >Tell King Cold that you'll try it at his place later, once your business on Namek is concluded and everything's sorted GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 16 Apr 2023 03:32:30 No. 5637659 Report Quoted By:
>>5637637 >>5637642 >>5637644 >>5637647 >>5637651 Tell King Cold that you'll try it at his place later, once your business on Namek is concluded and everything's sorted wins it. Writing.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 16 Apr 2023 04:13:30 No. 5637688 Report >>5637634 “I'll try it at your place later, once all my business here is wrapped up.” you tell him. “Don't want to risk losing the Dragon's Pact yet.”
“Losing?” King Cold asks, you telling him how when Dragon Force took its divine form it lost several abilities to gain the different, yet more useful ones it has now. “I see. Very well, I shall await your arrival.”
He then turns his gaze from you back to Ubo, a mischievous gleam in his eye.
“I look forward to working with you, Ubo.” he then says a bit smugly.
“If it weren't for Karn, I'd have drug you to that black hole he made today and stuffed your worthless body into it.” Ubo replies, voice quite heated. “But, out of respect for Karn and his family, I'll let you live.”
King Cold simply smirks at this, then without warning kicks off up into the atmosphere. It takes him less than a second to leave Planet Namek behind, heading back towards his own home closer to the center of the universe. Over the next several seconds his ki gets further and further away, you sighing out and powering back down. Seeing this, your daughter runs up, her and her new friend carrying and rolling the seven Dragon Balls towards you and Ubo.
“We gottem all!” Okira declares, running up like nothing's wrong. “Are we gonna go summon the dragon now?”
“Yes kiddo, yes we will.” you tell her, lifting the four Dragon Balls not held by the children into the air with your telekinesis. Ubo takes two, you grabbing the others in your hands, then as a group head towards the Namekian Grand Elder's home. Soon their magical wish-granting dragon will appear, and Ubo will have his own homeworld back. But as you fly, you can't help but wonder: if all of his people shared his powers, how were they ever able to let their planet just get destroyed in the first place?
-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 194 paused-
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 16 Apr 2023 04:15:16 No. 5637691 Report Quoted By:
>>5637688 And that's it for tonight, everyone enjoying this episode? Ready to summon Porunga tomorrow, then visit King Cold's place to put Divine Dragon Force to the ultimate test? Curious who wants the third wish, and what they want with it? All this and more when episode 194 continues at noon EST, just under 24 hours from now!
Anonymous
>>5637688 We need to get some lawyers for Ubo, and the craftiest bastards we know, even asking Freeza about semantics advice.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 16 Apr 2023 04:28:28 No. 5637704 Report >>5637699 Nah he's going to go full blunt on this one. Taking the doublespeak out, and expressing in plain words the rules both of them have to follow. But his phrasing would also make King Cold AND his sons untouchable by Ubo without them starting shit first. His legacy and heirs are important to him, after all.
Anonymous
>>5637704 That's great and all, but he needs to be aware even with that, Cold wont let this go without trying to kill him later.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 16 Apr 2023 13:34:01 No. 5637917 Report >>5637707 Oh he knows. But Ubo plans to have his well being tied to Cold’s son’s well being. If there’s anything he’d hate to lose more than his empire, it would be his sons
Anonymous
>>5637917 He should add his people into that list besides him, just in case we ever figure out a way to bring them back. Its about covering your bases.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 16 Apr 2023 15:28:34 No. 5637977 Report Quoted By:
>>5637920 He has it covered. He's already gone through a thousand scenarios.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 16 Apr 2023 15:55:18 No. 5637993 Report >>5637688 The trip to Grand Elder Guru's place is short and uneventful you all landing down by Nail as he guards the door. As you all arrive he opens the door, you catching a glimpse of the massive elder inside.
“I see you have gathered all seven Dragon Balls. And helped Elder Tuori as well. Excellent work.” the grand elder says. “Now, place all of them on the ground together there outside the door, and stand back. Porunga is rather large, after all.”
“Yes Grand Elder.” the young child Tuulo clearly very respectful of their people's leader. You all set the Dragon Balls down together, then stand clear and let the leader of Namek summon the dragon. He starts speaking in a language you cannot understand, but as he does the orbs begin glowing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgJ1heSrskY Then, with a final syllable the sky grows dark, turning day into night immediately. The orbs star to glow with pulsating orange light, glowing and fading rhythmically. Almost like some sort of heartbeat. Then, before you can say anything a bright light explodes up skyward from the gathered orbs. The beam of light with lightning crackling around it causes everyone to jump back, having underestimated the sheer SIZE of what's to come. The massive beam grows wider, coiling up in the air and slowly taking on the shape of the dragon being summoned. You watch as it forms, the shape of the dragon feeling oddly familiar to you for some reason as the light fades, revealing the dragon's colors. Its scales are green, muscular un-scaled belly and muscles a much lighter, fleshy tone while its eyes are a solid, menacing red. This being projects power, on a scale you're sure you couldn't comprehend. But then it speaks, also in the same language. You and Ubo share a confused look, before Grand Elder Guru speaks.
“A security measure, put in place to prevent any conquerors of our people from misusing Porunga's power.” he explains. “Porunga can only grant wishes made to him in Namekian. Now, speak your first wish.”
Well? What is your wish?
>Tell Ubo he can wish for his homeworld to be rebuilt first, you'll wish for Shaar's reconstruction afterwards >Ask Grand Elder Guru for his dragon to undo the damage you did to Planet Shaar, to erase that black hole you made and restore the planet to how it was before >Tell the Namekian leader that there are only two wishes, and for him to take the first one for him and his people <span class="mu-r">NO WRITE IN WISHES</span>
Anonymous
>>5637993 >Ask Grand Elder Guru for his dragon to undo the damage you did to Planet Shaar, to erase that black hole you made and restore the planet to how it was before I'm willing to bet this is gonna cost two wishes.
Anonymous
>>5637993 >Ask Grand Elder Guru for his dragon to undo the damage you did to Planet Shaar, to erase that black hole you made and restore the planet to how it was before Anonymous
We finally did it. After more than half a decade we're finally wishing on the dragon.
>>5637993 >Ask Grand Elder Guru for his dragon to undo the damage you did to Planet Shaar, to erase that black hole you made and restore the planet to how it was before I swear if theres some monkey paw type of shit and the planet just spawns inside a black hole I will be SO PISSED
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 16 Apr 2023 16:27:34 No. 5638016 Report Quoted By:
>>5638005 >>5638011 >>5638013 Ask Grand Elder Guru for his dragon to undo the damage you did to Planet Shaar, to erase that black hole you made and restore the planet to how it was before wins it. Writing.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 16 Apr 2023 17:29:36 No. 5638052 Report >>5637993 “Very well, I'll take the first wish.” you say, looking to Grand Elder Guru. “I wish for the damage I did to Planet Shaar to be undone, for the black hole to be removed and the planet restored to how it was.”
“I understand.” the eldest Namekian says, speaking in his deep, sonorous voice in the Namekian native tongue to the dragon. Then, after a few moments of silence once he's finished speaking, the dragon answers.
“IT SHALL BE DONE!” the dragon bellows, the deep bass of its voice shaking your chest. The dragon's eyes flash bright for a few moments, then the brightness fades. “IT IS DONE.”
“Thank you.” you say, addressing the dragon directly. Grand Elder Guru tells it this, then turns back to the rest of you.
“Now, what is your second wish?” the dragon asks, you just now realizing that it spoke and asked in the common tongue.
“Please, dragon, restore the planet of my ancestors.” Ubo asks the dragon directly. “Please bring back Planet Krypton to how it was before it was destroyed!”
Grand Elder Guru translates, asking the dragon in the Namekian language. After the elder finishes speaking, the titanic dragon answers.
“VERY WELL. IT SHALL BE DONE!” the giant dragon replies, eyes flashing once more. This takes several seconds longer than restoring the damage you'd done today, but once again the dragon's eyes fade back to 'normal'. “IT IS DONE.”
“Th-Thank you. Thank you so much.” Ubo says, entire body sagging a bit. He manages to keep standing, not dropping down to his knees, but its a near thing.
“What is your final wish?” Grand Elder Guru asks you all. You don't have anything else to say, but then after a few moments of silence your daughter steps forward.
“Ummm, I have a wish.” she says, glancing over to the young Namekian child before gulping, turning back to the giant dragon overhead. “Big dragon, I have a wish! I wish for Tuulo, Gran' Elder Guru, Mister Nail, an' everyone else here on Namek to be happy!”
Everyone is stunned by your daughter's declaration, the silence hanging over you all until the Grand Elder begins laughing. It is a deep, hearty laugh, one filled with joy.
“You are too kind, Okira daughter of Karn. Very well.” Grand Elder Guru says, speaking his native language to the dragon once more. But your attention is now on your daughter, and not the giant mystical dragon hovering over you.
cont
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 16 Apr 2023 17:30:38 No. 5638054 Report >>5638052 “You-You'd really use a wish for us?” Tuulo asks, the young Namekian walking up and grabbing her by the armor. “Porunga could grant almost any wish. So why...?”
“Why not? You all helped us, that's the least we could do in return.” your daughter says as the grand elder finishes speaking with Porunga. The child can't comprehend your daughter's wish, walking forward and just hugging her.
“YOUR WISH IS GRANTED!” Porunga bellows, eyes flashing one final time. Then the light fades, the dragon speaking once more. “YOUR WISHES HAVE BEEN GRANTED. FAREWELL.”
The dragon then once more turns into light, all of it drawing up into seven identical pinpoints of light. They then blast off in seven different directions, the darkness fading as the daylight returns.
“Thank you for your help, Grand Elder.” you tell him, bowing slightly to the much older being.
“Thank you, General Karn. You and your family are always welcome here on our world.” he says, then turns to Ubo. “I wish you luck finding your people's home and discovering your legacy.”
“I...I will.” he replies, still stunned that his people's home planet has been restored.
But what now?
>Let Okira stay and play with her new friend, if it's okay with them while just you and Ubo visit King Cold >Head back home, drop Okira off and visit with Raven to get her advice before confronting King Cold on his planet >Tell Ubo that you've met another Kryptonian, and offer to take him to visit with him before seeing the Emperor's father for the pact >Ask Ubo if he's ready to meet with King Cold now, or if he needs more time to plan his terms first >Other(write in) Anonymous
>>5638054 >Tell Ubo that you've met another Kryptonian, and offer to take him to visit with him before seeing the Emperor's father for the pact Anonymous
>>5638054 >Tell Ubo that you've met another Kryptonian, and offer to take him to visit with him before seeing the Emperor's father for the pact Can't wait to see what we drop in on.
Anonymous
>>5638054 >Tell Ubo that you've met another Kryptonian, and offer to take him to visit with him before seeing the Emperor's father for the pact This'll be good
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5638054 >Tell Ubo that you've met another Kryptonian, and offer to take him to visit with him before seeing the Emperor's father for the pact You know, he'll probably be pissed we waited until now to talk about Clark.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 16 Apr 2023 18:01:58 No. 5638076 Report >>5638055 >>5638057 >>5638065 Tell Ubo that you've met another Kryptonian, and offer to take him to visit with him before seeing the Emperor's father for the pact wins it. Interesting and interestinger. Well, so much for getting to King Cold's soon. Roll me a 2d100.
First DC: ??
Second DC: 60
Anonymous
Rolled 62, 78 = 140 (2d100) >>5638076 Anonymous
Rolled 88, 29 = 117 (2d100) >>5638076 Anonymous
Rolled 14, 86 = 100 (2d100) >>5638076 Hmm
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 9, 47 = 56 (2d100) >>5638076 Just showed up and saw a roll
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 16 Apr 2023 18:08:56 No. 5638087 Report >>5638078 >>5638083 >>5638084 89/100, 86/100. Mystery and a success, impressive. You protect what's most important.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5638091 We tend to roll really well in the afternoon
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5638096 Don't forget the Dad Roll bonuses.
Anonymous
>>5638087 Okira going to meet a Superhero after some fuck tries something?
Anonymous
>>5638103 Not just any superhero Anon.
THE superhero.
Anonymous
>>5638119 He may suck at fighting, but he is a great role model for a kid. Too bad he has to compete with dad, but that is stiff competition.
Anonymous
>>5638123 >He may suck at fighting He does an he doesn't.
Yeah, he's still just a farm boy with throwing haymakers when he's not taking it on the chin, but he does have one thing going for him;
Grit.
If you don't kill this guy, he WILL get back up and keep swinging, no matter what. Can't take half measures with the guy.
Anonymous
>>5638134 Being able to take a punch (especially when it's because you have super durability) doesn't make you a good fighter.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5638134 Karn has Grit, Clark has genes. But he does have spirit. I will give him that.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5638145 He has super durability RELATIVE to most conventional methods of attack.
I'm talking the times when he's been beat to shit by somebody who could give him a run for his money or taken a blast directly from a weapon of mass destruction.
I maintain that if you don't kill the guy outright, he's just gonna get back up.
It's just what heroes do.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 16 Apr 2023 19:13:50 No. 5638152 Report >>5638054 “Before we go, you remember that other Kryptonian I told you about?” you ask Ubo, who nods seriously. “How about we visit with him before heading over to King Cold's place?”
“I would like that.” Ubo replies, you looking to your daughter who is distractedly talking with her friend, you give her another moment while reaching out telepathically. You remember what the other Kryptonian felt like, sending your message out into space. “Kryptonian man. Superman, you were called. I have another of your kind who would like to meet you, if you're available.”
“Please, stay away! Its too dangerous!” comes the strained-feeling reply after several moments. “I have to stop this monster before it kills everyone!”
“Ubo, we're leaving. Right now. He's in trouble.” you say, raising your right hand to your forehead as you focus on the distant Kryptonian's power. But as you do, Okira rushes over as well, grabbing onto your leg just as you teleport. The three of you travel instantly, one moment standing outside the grand elder's home, the next in a warzone. Buildings are on fire, the streets cratered and broken as you appear by the blue-suited man in the wreckage of a building. Just as a monster bellows in challenge.
“GRRRROOOOAAAAAAAR!!” the grey-skinned, spiked creature roars, pounding its chest in challenge before sprinting towards you all. You react immediately, Ascending in a burst of emerald aura and sparks while thrusting your right fist towards it.
“HRRAAAA!!” you roar, firing off a powerful shock wave directly at the beast. Which actually catches the monster by surprise, catching it in the jaw mid-step and knocking it down like it ran into a clothes line. But this doesn't slow the creature's momentum, it tumbling across the ground over and over, somehow getting its feet under it and kicking off the ground towards you all! Only to be caught mid-leap by Ubo, firing his Eye Beams into the creature's chest and blasting it backwards through the rubble, out of sight.
“What are you doing? I told you to stay away, this thing could kill you!” Superman says, you glancing to him and seeing that he's in rough shape. His suit is torn in several places, nose broken and bleeding from a cut in his head over his right eye, among other injuries. But the Kryptonian remains standing, defiantly facing the monster attacking his home.
“Relax, brother. Catch your breath.” Ubo says, turning to him. “Let us take the lead while you recover.”
“N-No, I am the protect-gah!” the man tries to argue before his injuries drop him down to his hands and knees while struggling to catch his breath. Okira turns to him, no doubt to use her powers to bring another of those divine blessings, but just then you have a premonition.
cont
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5638152 Oh.....ITS FUCKING TIME
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 16 Apr 2023 19:16:25 No. 5638155 Report >>5638152 For a moment you see into the future, see your daughter struck from behind by the monster's own Eye Beams, incinerating her. Then you're back in the moment, your daughter kneeling down as she was in your vision. But you're not having it this time, throwing your arms wide with a shout.
“BARRIER!” you roar, emerald energy forming a shielding dome around the four of you. And not a moment too soon, as the instant your energy hardens the forseen beams slam into your shield. Directly aimed at your daughter! “Tch! You bastard!”
“Why would you bring a child into this?!” he demands, your daughter and Imagine Dragon summoning not one of those healing flasks, but one of the healing items that Daiko's predecessor had made and stored within the black cube. She offers it to him, the man struggling to raise a hand to accept it.
“Here, just chew it up good and swallow. You'll feel much better in a few seconds.” Okira tells him, putting the capsule in his mouth and drawing her hand back. The monster ends its beams, leaping into the air to crash down onto the four of you.
“Ubo!” you shout, dropping your Barrier. Immediately he knows your plan, kicking off the ground and launching himself up and at the monster. But as Ubo closes the distance, the monster strikes first. Slamming its fist into Ubo's face, sending him crashing back down to the ground by you, Superman, and Okira.
“GRRRRROOOOOOAAAAAAR!!” the monster bellows, pounding on its chest while falling towards the ground.
“Tch!” Superman grunts, pushing himself up to his feet and looking his hands over, then turning to Okira. “Thank you. What was that?”
“I dunno. Something Daiko's teacher cooked up to repair damage you take fighting.” she replies, Superman patting her on the head before turning to you. “I appreciate the help, but this is my fight.”
“No, brother. This is our fight.” Ubo tells him, flipping back up to his feet easily. “I won't leave a fellow Kryptonian to fight a monster like this on his own.”
“Wait, you're...?” he asks, looking to Ubo with wide eyes. But before he can ask any more questions the monster lands, crashing to the ground out of sight.
Well? What now?
>Rush and attack, Djem So beatdown >Rush and attack, coordinated Su Ma with Ubo >Create your Super Ki Blade and attack, cut this monster down >Let Ubo rush in while you support him with your Eye Beams and other lethal ki attacks >Call for Superman and Ubo to follow you, rush and Djem So while the others attack this monster from the sides >Rush in and grab this monster, then fly up far into the sky for a Red Dawn Grinder to try and erase this thing >Other(write in) Anonymous
>>5638155 >Let Ubo rush in while you support him with your Eye Beams and other lethal ki attacks Ubo's gotta be juiced up if he was expecting to fight Cold, let's let him lead.
Anonymous
>>5638155 >Let Ubo Rush in while you back him up with Eye Beams and Su Ma Tiiiiiime for a combo fatality.
Anonymous
>>5638155 >Let Ubo rush in while you support him with your Eye Beams and other lethal ki attacks DIE MONSTER!
Anonymous
>>5638155 Wait, Idea.
>Yell for Okira to start repairing damage to the city >Let Ubo rush in while you support him with your Eye Beams and other lethal ki attacks >Tell Superguy to help us launch this thing away from the city Anonymous
>>5638155 >>Let Ubo rush in while you support him with your Eye Beams and other lethal ki attacks Anonymous
>>5638163 There's really no point in repairing the city while we're still fighting.
Not to mention we're also not obligated to do so nor did anybody ask, but that's neither here nor there.
Anonymous
>>5638168 It at least gets Okira doing something besides fighting Doomsday. And we wont be keeping the fight here
Anonymous
>>5638155 >>Let Ubo rush in while you support him with your Eye Beams and other lethal ki attacks Anonymous
>>5638170 What she SHOULD be doing is getting as far away as possible.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5638174 What she needs is cover till we chuck this fucker out to the ocean.
Anonymous
>>5638155 >Let Ubo rush in while you support him with your Eye Beams and other lethal ki attacks >>5638170 >Okira repairs a burning building back to its functional self >Doomsday destroys it immediately afterwards The only thing we're gonna be doing with Okira is teleporting her back the fuck home. This is the second time today that some asshole tried to kill her in front of our face.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 16 Apr 2023 19:46:22 No. 5638182 Report Rolled 100, 39, 79 = 218 (3d100) >>5638156 >>5638159 >>5638161 >>5638163 >>5638167 >>5638171 >>5638177 Let Ubo rush in while you support him with your Eye Beams and other lethal ki attacks wins it. Don't worry about Okira, she'll get clear on her own. Now, roll me a 4d100.
First DC: 30
Second DC: 70
Third DC: ??
Fourth DC: 90
Anonymous
Rolled 82, 55, 44, 97 = 278 (4d100) >>5638182 >dat crit HMMMM!
Anonymous
Rolled 36, 5, 80, 91 = 212 (4d100) >>5638182 Anonymous
Rolled 32, 16, 87, 34 = 169 (4d100) >>5638182 Anonymous
Quoted By:
Rolled 44, 13, 43, 43 = 143 (4d100) >>5638182 Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5638182 Ubo better fucking be the one critting
>>5638185 >>5638183 >>5638186 Hmmm...its sucks we blew the second roll but hopefully the rest carries us.
Anonymous
Rolled 44, 60, 43, 100 = 247 (4d100) >>5638182 FINAL SHINE ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!! GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 16 Apr 2023 19:50:01 No. 5638190 Report Quoted By:
>>5638183 >>5638185 >>5638186 82/100, 55/100, 87/100, 97/100. Success, failure, high mystery and success! Quite impressive, writing.
Anonymous
>>5638189 >crit FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU SLOOOOOOOOW BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5638189 Fucking Final Shine guy.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5638202 MOTHER FUCKING BOI MAKER
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5638205 What a fucking insult though "Oh you made THAT piece of shit child? Wow dude, real fucked up."
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 16 Apr 2023 20:46:29 No. 5638223 Report >>5638155 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmH_wUt2o6g “Ubo, rush in! I'll support you!” you call out, turning to Okira. Who has already started flying back away from the monster, but not directly away. Instead, she flies off into the nearby building on fire, going after the minuscule powerlevels there inside no doubt. You then launch yourself straight into the air, drawing the monster's attention. It roars in challenge, crouching to launch itself at you, but as it does it doesn't see Ubo blitzing it. And just as the monster jumps, he closes the distance.
“HAAAAAA!!” Ubo roars, slamming his right fist square into the creature's bony jaw. With his perfectly timed punch, Ubo's attack redirects the monster's jump, sending it flying up and away from you, tumbling uncontrollably through the air. An easy target.
“HRRAAAA!!” you bellow, unleashing your Guided Eye Beams. Your twinned cutting beams slice through the air, slamming into the monster's broad back on its right shoulder blade. But to your surprise, your energy doesn't pierce INTO the monster, at least not initially. As it continues tumbling uncontrolled through the air, your beams start cutting shallow, burned tracks into the monster's body. It flips over once, twice while your energy carves twin tracks through its skin, only for the monster to retaliate with beams of its own. They're far faster than your own, forcing you to end the attack and dash aside, narrowly avoiding his surging power.
The monster ends its attack once it sees that it isn't working, somehow stabilizing itself in the air and glaring at you. Only for both Ubo AND Superman to fly at it from below, each slamming a fist into the beast's chest. Launching it away from the city center, towards an area you can see from up here is already on fire. Probably where the fight started.
“HERE!” you call out to the two, teleporting to them and grabbing onto Ubo, then focusing on that monstrosity's ki and teleporting the three of you to it. Appearing over the monster just as the beast crashes down into a broken road, the shock wave slamming into your airborne forms. Ubo wastes no time, immediately letting his crimson aura blaze as he drops down feet-first onto the monster. Only to be caught, the monster swinging him around and slamming him into the ground. Which leaves the monster's left side open, Superman blitzing forward with a flying double punch, both of the Kryptonian's fists slamming into the beast's ribs with an audible crunch.
cont
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 16 Apr 2023 20:47:40 No. 5638225 Report >>5638223 “Gyrraaaa!!” the beast bellows in pain, dropping its sharp left elbow down, slamming down on Superman's head and dropping him to the ground. But this leaves the monster's chest wide open, you determined to take advantage of the opening! If your Eye Beams lack the power, then you'll need something stronger!
“HRRRAAAAAA!!” you roar, ki surging and shaping into your Energy Javelin, you throwing it down at the monster's exposed chest. “DIE!”
The monster turns towards your roar, only to be stabbed through the chest by your spear. The monster looks stunned, from the lance of energy protruding from its chest up to you. Ubo kicks free while the beast is distracted, grabbing it by the arm and launching the creature skyward. Superman goes to pursue, you catching him by his left and and stopping him. Before he can ask why, your attack explodes, consuming the monster in a massive blast. But you then let him go, Ubo racing past while shouting.
“It's not dead yet, c'mon!” your large friend shouts to his fellow, the two rushing up into the smoke. Only to both be knocked back out of it, the monster dropping down after them. And with no time for anything fancy, you throw your right hand forward with a roar.
“NO!” you scream, emerald energy exploding in a solid wave. Your beam slams into the hulking monstrosity, blasting it back up into and through the smoke cloud. As he does, the two Kryptonians regain control and launch themselves forward once again. You end your attack just as they close in, giving them the opening they need to go on the attack.
“HAAAAAA!!” they shout together, swinging their fists for the creature's chest. Only for it to lower its arms, blocking both punches and taking them on its forearms instead. But he cannot resist the Kryptonians' combined power, their strike sending him flying backwards. Giving you your first clear shot of the damage your javelin had done. And, to your shock, the damage isn't any larger than the hole made by your piercing attack. So, explosions won't stop it. Then you'll have to try something sharper.
“Take THIS!” you roar, crossing your arms while gathering your ki into both index fingertips, then swinging them both diagonally. Forming a pair of Death Slashes into an “X” shape, the X Slash cutting through the air towards the monster. Who also sees this attack coming, again shielding its body with its forearms. However, your slashes are just too sharp for the monster to compete with, your blades cutting completely THROUGH the monster's arms and scoring a deep “X” cut across its chest! You got it!
cont
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 16 Apr 2023 20:49:06 No. 5638226 Report >>5638225 “Graaaaaaa!!” the beast cries out in pain, looking at its severed stumps of arms in shock. But then it grits its teeth, snarling before letting out another war cry. And to your horror, the beast begins regenerating.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNW9lmujZxU “What?” Superman exclaims, shocked.
“No way.” Ubo says, just as stunned as you are as the beast just regrows both of its arms. Even the damage to its torso heals, leaving no evidence of your Javelin hit, your X Slash, or even the trenches you'd carved in the monster's skin with your Eye Beams earlier.
“Dammit!” you shout, clenching your fists and powering up to one hundred percent. Anything less than a wholly lethal blow won't put this monster down.
So what do you do?
>Grab the monster and fly up into space before unleashing a Red Dawn-empowerd Grinder >Have Ubo and Superman launch this thing into space, to keep it occupied while you charge up your Dawn Breaker to erase this entire monster >Summon Divine Dragon Force, there's only one way to ensure this regenerating monster doesn't come back >Other(write in) Anonymous
>>5638226 >>Have Ubo and Superman launch this thing into space, to keep it occupied while you charge up your Dawn Breaker to erase this entire monster Anonymous
>>5638226 Oh, not this regen bullshit again. I REALLY don't feel like using a Red Dawn when theres still a burning city and Okira running around.
>Have Ubo and Superman launch this thing into space, to keep it occupied while you charge up your Dawn Breaker to erase this entire monster It's been a long time since we've pulled this one out of the bag. Lets keep DDF in reserve.
Anonymous
>>5638226 >Have Ubo and Superman launch this thing into space, to keep it occupied while you charge up your Dawn Breaker to erase this entire monster Anonymous
>>5638226 >Have Ubo and Superman launch this thing into space, to keep it occupied while you charge up your Dawn Breaker to erase this entire monster Oh hey, it's the attack I literally named, way back. We've used it like, three times thus far, let's take it for a test ride.
Anonymous
>>5638226 >Have Ubo and Superman launch this thing into space, to keep it occupied while you charge up your Dawn Breaker to erase this entire monster Anonymous
>>5638226 >Have Ubo and Superman launch this thing into space, to keep it occupied while you charge up your Dawn Breaker to erase this entire monster Hopefully we have the good sense to aim for the nearest star.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 16 Apr 2023 21:18:56 No. 5638258 Report >>5638229 >>5638232 >>5638234 >>5638236 >>5638238 >>5638239 Have Ubo and Superman launch this thing into space, to keep it occupied while you charge up your Dawn Breaker to erase this entire monster wins it. Roll me a 3d100.
First DC: 30
Second DC: ??
Third DC: 75
Anonymous
Rolled 32, 33, 31 = 96 (3d100) >>5638258 FINAL SHINE ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!! Anonymous
Rolled 34, 25, 44 = 103 (3d100) >>5638258 Anonymous
Rolled 94, 38, 70 = 202 (3d100) >>5638258 Best roll
Anonymous
Rolled 10, 51, 77 = 138 (3d100) >>5638258 Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5638260 STOP DOING IT FOR CHRIST'S SAKE
Anonymous
Anonymous
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 16 Apr 2023 21:23:38 No. 5638269 Report Quoted By:
>>5638260 >>5638261 >>5638263 94/100, 38/100, 70/100. Success, mystery, and a failure. Well then, let's see what happens now. Writing
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 16 Apr 2023 22:06:42 No. 5638304 Report >>5638226 “Ubo, Superman. I need you two to launch this thing into space.” you tell them. “Get it out of the atmosphere, and I'll put it down for good.”
“Right!” Ubo replies, turning to Superman. “Come on!”
Superman follows Ubo, the two blasting up towards the monster while you throw your arms wide.
“HRRRROOOAAAAAR!!” you bellow, aura blazing out of control as your power surges. You draw your ki into both of your opened hands, forming five orbs around each while Ubo and Superman throw hands with the larger monster, shock waves from their battle slamming down onto you. Neither Kryptonian is stronger than the monstrosity, it a surprising bit more powerful than any of you. But working together, attacking from different sides, they manage to keep the beast's attention divided and keep it on the defensive while knocking it further and further skyward. You keep channeling more and more power down into the orbs in both hands, crashing the orbs together. The separate ki from the orbs merge, forming into massive orbs as their power multiplies dozens of times over.
<span class="mu-s">KABOOOM</span>
With a final, titanic impact both Ubo and Superman land simultaneous uppercuts to the monster's chin, launching it even further into the sky. Then as one they both fire their Eye Beams, for crimson beams all slamming into the monster and forcing it further and further away from the planet. While they do so you set your energies to spin as if charging up your Piercing Fist MkII, but instead of a close range attack you're preparing something stronger.
“Karn, it's clear! Do it now!” Ubo <span class="mu-i">thinks</span>, you sensing his energy grab Superman's as the two fly away back towards the city. Leaving you with a clear shot. You spin your energy faster and faster, then slam both orbs together. The spiraling energies clash, trying to merge but also break apart and explode. But instead of breaking apart and consuming you in a world-shattering blast, you direct that energy skyward into two partially-merged, spiraling beams of destructive energy.
“DAWN! BREAKER!!!”
cont
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 16 Apr 2023 22:07:45 No. 5638306 Report >>5638304 Bellowing your attack's name you unleash everything, firing your attack up. Your spiraling energy beams blaze through the darkening sky, leaving the planet within seconds. And your aim was true, the attack crashing into the massive powerlevel of that unknown monster some distance outside the planet's orbit! You got it! Immediately your shredding energy starts peeling away at the titanic beast, its powerlevel plummeting as your attack rips it apart. But despite this, you can immediately tell something's wrong. Normally your beams would pierce through anything, but this monster is somehow still resisting it! Your attack slowly chips and slashes away at the beast's armored hide, but didn't blow through it and tear the monster to shreds as you'd hoped.
“D-Dammit!” you snarl through clenched teeth, already feeling the strain from your attack. But you can't just give in now, this beast MUST die! So, you dig deep, drawing up everything you've got and pushing it all into this attack! “HRRRRYAAAAAAAAA!!”
Putting everything you've got into the attack you can feel its power surge, the beams widening as this deeper strength adds to the attack. You can feel it the moment your increased power slams into the monster, but even giving it everything you've got, the beast still resists! You chip away at its armored body, spiraling, slashing energy cutting deeper and deeper into the monstrosity. But then, somehow, it manages to throw itself off the end of your attack! So you end the beams with a sigh, sagging down to a knee as your strength wanes.
“Did you get him?” Superman asks, the two Kryptonians landing beside you. But as you're still struggling to catch your breath, all you can give him is a shake of your head for several moments.
“He's still. Alive.” you then manage to get out between panting breaths. “I hurt him. But that. Wasn't. Enough.”
“All that wasn't enough to put that monster down?” Superman asks, looking up at the sky. No doubt trying to think of how to fight this abomination. “Can this creature even BE beaten?”
While you kneel there, trying to regather your strength, suddenly you can feel it. That monster's powerlevel surges even higher, no doubt already recovered from the beating it took. And it starts blitzing back towards you. Looks like this fight's only getting started.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQAxUTc3TxI -Saiyan Conqueror Quest 194 End-
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 16 Apr 2023 22:09:16 No. 5638307 Report >>5638306 And that's it for this episode, everyone enjoy SCQ 194? Ready to see how this fight ends, as well as what comes next? Curious how Ubo and King Cold's pact will go, as well as what will happen with the stone dagger? Curious how Chaya's two months of training will go, and how her rematch will turn out? All this and more, next time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest!
Anonymous
>>5638307 I'm glad Doomsday is giving us a run for our money. For as satisfying as it is to fodderize a strong opponent, there's nothing quite like a victory earned after a long battle.
Especially when it's done beside friends...or friend (singular) in this case. I'm still not sure Supes approves of us.
Anonymous
>>5638307 Doomsday truely is best punching bag. This fight is gonna be good. This has been a long time coming.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 16 Apr 2023 22:41:18 No. 5638324 Report >>5638310 He is a devastating, world-ending threat that cannot be underestimated. As for if you’ll win or not, we’ll see.
>>5638311 A hyper-lethal Wobbuffet of a punching bag.
Anonymous
>>5638324 We are Karn. Doomsday dies. Speaking of, what the fuck is Batman and the rest of the League thinking is going on since there is no way in hell they missed the Karn Extermination Process.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 16 Apr 2023 22:50:28 No. 5638338 Report >>5638331 Most of the League are currently down. They didn’t stand a chance.
Anonymous
>>5638338 Anyone awake enough to see us show up?
Anonymous
>>5638338 Oh and, does Bruce have Satellites still in orbit watching this shitshow, or did we pop a few blowing a few holes in Doomsday? What about the general public and News Reporters?
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 16 Apr 2023 23:16:17 No. 5638358 Report >>5638339 Not of the JL. At least, not yet. But a very xenophobic man in Metropolis did see you
Anonymous
>>5638358 Man, if Lex Luthor ever fucks with Karn he is going to get his spine ripped out. There's no Karn-tonite and no moral compass to play around with, really.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sun 16 Apr 2023 23:33:04 No. 5638377 Report >>5638340 Bruce’s satellites are still up, Jimmy and Lois saw what happened in the city. But with their news chopper down weren’t able to follow you out of downtown. However, damn near everyone in the USA saw Karn’s attack.
>>5638365 Oh yeah. He is very curious who these new aliens are
Anonymous
>>5638377 Lex will fuck around and find out, but if anybody would find a Nefarious lab...it'd be him.
>Bruce’s satellites are still up, Jimmy and Lois saw what happened in the city. But with their news chopper down weren’t able to follow you out of downtown. However, damn near everyone in the USA saw Karn’s attack. Must be wild seeing an alien show up and save the Justice League casually.
>At least as far as they know. Bats is going to have a conniption when he calculates the power output Karn did as a warm up before leaving the city. Hopefully he can catch how hard we hit Doomsday too, he'd notice we are full agro rip and tear kind of fighter, then promptly pray that there is a Kryptonite for us.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Mon 17 Apr 2023 01:07:27 No. 5638435 Report >>5638397 He would try, but is currently too stunned by the perceived power gap between Superman and these new aliens.
Well, I’m sure they were all quite stunned.
He will become far, FAR more paranoid
Anonymous
>>5638358 >Lex knows of us He better fucking not do what I think he's gonna do.
Anonymous
>>5638437 ......does Dr. Nefarious not exterminate monkeys?
>>5638435 >He would try, but is currently too stunned by the perceived power gap between Superman and these new aliens. Of course he would, unlike Goku though it is much easier to break him.
>This is a fun day, the Spandex Brigade is being beaten by that monster >Supes is getting his face turned blue like his undies >The company construction subsidiaries will make a mint >Scientists have assured me the plan will deal with everything >Oh shit it backfired and Doomsday is still walking >Uhoh/ERROR.LexLuthor >Please get up heroes and clean my mess >Supes may die protecting Earth >Mixed feelings.jpg >Poof, two guys and a toddler show up >Big guy turns big and green, lays Doomsday flat on its ass >Doomsday still >Immediately blocks Doomsday laser beam from killing his kid in his blindspot >Other guy punts Doomsday to the side after the kid gives Supes something that healed him perfectly >WTF_IS_GOING.JAWDROPPEDLEXFACE >Supes, the Green Giant, and the super caveman launch Doomsday out the city >The kid can fly too and seems super strong, but its saving people, >wtf is this shit, more aliens are here? >Whatever, gets view of where Superman and his allies flew off too >Satellite finds them brawling Doomsday and green guy shooting lasers >If supes cant hurt that thing, you wont either >Mutilates Doomsday in a second.omg >Okay they are starting to punch him into orbit, it wont stop him, but Big Green is charging something >Herecomesthebigone.focussatellite >View some giant beam for 2 seconds before satellite is erased when Supes and other guy get out of the way >Spare Satellite 2 erased as energy wave expands, 3rd Satellite just out of range >The guy could erase the planet holy shit Yeah, he's gonna try to fuck with Karn to get Superman erased but he has no idea what is going on.
>He will become far, FAR more paranoid >THIS GUY DID WHAT AND HE HAS NO KRYPTONITE?! >Well, I’m sure they were all quite stunned. >What did we just see?! Anonymous
>>5638450 >......does Dr. Nefarious not exterminate monkeys? I guess we're getting our own Cell after all then.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Mon 17 Apr 2023 02:17:44 No. 5638471 Report >>5638437 He’d have to get to you. And let’s just say his mech suit fared about as well as the rest of the Justice League.
>>5638450 Lex is more bothered by the fact there are aliens out there STRONGER than Kryptonians, and with wierder powers. But he didn’t have to use a satellite to witness Karn’s beam. Some ships in the atlantic and pacific saw it.
Batman, once he’s conscious and can review the footage, will now understand what Clark meant when he said Karn is on “another level”.
>>5638459 >I guess we're getting our own Cell after all then. The closest you can get is
Amazo .
Anonymous
>>5638471 >He’d have to get to you. And let’s just say his mech suit fared about as well as the rest of the Justice League. He can try, but he's never fought someone as ruthless as himself in a fight, and the learned skill to back it up even further.
>Lex is more bothered by the fact there are aliens out there STRONGER than Kryptonians Poor summer child, he hasn't even met Freeza.
>But he didn’t have to use a satellite to witness Karn’s beam. Some ships in the atlantic and pacific saw it. >I NEED INFORMATION LAST YEAR ABOUT THAT FREAK, WHO IS HE, WHAT IS HE, AND WHERE DID HE COME FROM, AND DO WE HAVE ANYTHING TO KILL THIS THING?! Other people
>Fucking Leaguers at it again >Batman, once he’s conscious and can review the footage, will now understand what Clark meant when he said Karn is on “another level”. >And you are sure he has no Kryptonite Clark? >Yeah, that's what he said, so far I haven't seen any reason to not believe that. Besides maybe Uranium? >.....Shit. >That spoiler. >Amazo >Comparing to Karn That is actually insulting, the Dr Nefarious would roll in his grave that someone was dumb enough to try it.
Anonymous
>>5638471 >spoiler I can only imagine how jealous Kars would be and the disaster that would entail.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Mon 17 Apr 2023 03:04:57 No. 5638491 Report >>5638475 >but he's never fought someone as ruthless as himself in a fight Lex couldn’t fight Karn. The onlu reason he gets to ‘fight’ Superman is a combination of Superman ALLOWS it, and doesn’t just off him.
Lex and Batman’s reactions quite equal, one just remains a tad cooler under pressure.
Just imagine it. Something with a Kryptonian’s strength getting AMPLIFIED by Berserker and losing complete control. Doomsday would be easy by comparison.
>>5638480 Panicked, not jealous. He was Jealous he couldn’t copy a certain imp’s powers.
Anonymous
>>5638491 >Panicked, not jealous. So he's not completely retarded then.
Because the last thing we need is Amazo getting Divine Ki and a copy of The World.
Anonymous
>>5638491 >Lex couldn’t fight Karn. The onlu reason he gets to ‘fight’ Superman is a combination of Superman ALLOWS it, and doesn’t just off him. Which makes it so hilarious that he hasn't quiet figured that out. Karn wouldn't even play the game, just rip his toy in half and put a hole through his chest.
>Lex and Batman’s reactions quite equal, one just remains a tad cooler under pressure. Cool is one word for wearing black pants.
>Just imagine it. Something with a Kryptonian’s strength getting AMPLIFIED by Berserker and losing complete control. Doomsday would be easy by comparison. I can imagine the "Coming Of Karn" as the event that lowkey brings Lex and Bruce to a quiet table to talk about the possibility of working together to deal with Saiyans. Because they sure as shit wont beat him in a straight fight. Ubo would be their literal best bet, and that won't happen willingly.
>Panicked, not jealous. He was Jealous he couldn’t copy a certain imp’s powers. Of course the fucker wanted to copy the gremlins powers.
Anonymous
All I know is that somehow, somewhere, Nabu has noticed that the young reaper's FATHER entered (JL) planet Earth to rock someone's shit and is sweating BUCKETS wherever he is.
Anonymous
Wait, at this point in time, has Lobo shown up to Earth? Is Lex trying to call the merc to come deal with this?
>>5638508 >Fate is shitting a golden brick as the God Slayer showed up out of nowhere and started ganking a so called Apocalypse event Anonymous
>>5638510 I think thats the scariest part. Its not JUST the fact that Karn goes for super murdering the fuck out of anyone he deems an inmediate threat, but that he just *appears* seemingly whenever the fuck he wants instantly. Atleast with assholes like Lobo you can see him coming, but if you do wrong by the monkeyman he'll just show up 3 feet away from you while you're taking a piss or something and rock your shit frame 1.
Imagine some ANGRY ass green motherfucker that's over 7 feet tall and shredded enough to bend tungsten with his bare hands materializing right in front of you.
Anonymous
>>5638522 >Imagine some ANGRY ass green motherfucker that's over 7 feet tall and shredded enough to bend tungsten with his bare hands materializing right in front of you. That's someone's kink.
Anonymous
>>5638522 >rock your shit frame 1 That's the best part about this. Karn not only has excellent enough Ki control to snoop out the place he's teleporting to before he even appears there, he has fucking precognition, so you can't trap or even prepare for his sudden appeareance. I think that people like Batman will just stay the fuck out of dodge whenever he's on Earth.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5638599 as long as batman doesn't actively antagonize the monkeyman karn has no reason to throw the entirety of gotham into the sun.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Mon 17 Apr 2023 11:26:33 No. 5638754 Report >>5638497 Would be dangerous, BUT. Giving something divine power makes them weak to certain things.
>>5638498 Lex has no idea what these new aliens are capable of. But doesn’t plan on fighting.
The humans understand how terrifying the universe is a little better now.
Why wouldn’t he?
>>5638508 Oh he ABSOLUTELY knows.
>>5638510 Yes, he and Superman already fought.
>>5638522 Oh yeah. When Bruce sees that he will immediately panic. Despite the facts he will glean from the situation giving him a good read on who Karn is as a person, anyone can go dark. Or be mind controlled.
>>5638583 Ha.
>>5638599 He would NOT engage Karn, not hand to hand. And he absolutely would NOT touch one of Karn’s kids.
Anonymous
>>5638754 >Lex has no idea what these new aliens are capable of. But doesn’t plan on fighting. >The humans understand how terrifying the universe is a little better now. Human race appreciating the League arc?
>Oh yeah. When Bruce sees that he will immediately panic. Despite the facts he will glean from the situation giving him a good read on who Karn is as a person, anyone can go dark. Or be mind controlled. I wonder what he think if we told him Karn is immune to mind control because a Demon God honored an agreement from an alternate timeline he lost in because he fucked around and found out.
>He would NOT engage Karn, not hand to hand. And he absolutely would NOT touch one of Karn’s kids. Look at that, he's learning.
Anonymous
>>5638754 Wait, does DC Earth have anime and does anyone know Dragonball?
Anonymous
>>5638754 Also, will the League call Lobo for information, or just go with the Lantern Corp for info, or will they do both?
Anonymous
>>5638921 I imagine the Lantern Corps doesn't have any info on us that isn't publicly available.
I think GD's said this before, but they don't operate in PTO territory for a reason.
Now that I think about it, I do have to wonder if they've ever considered inducting a Saiyan into the Corps.
It could be used as a means of inviting Frieza to discuss formal treaties and agreements instead of pussy-footing around each other.
Anonymous
>>5638972 Hey hey hey, no slandering Freeza, he doesn't pussy foot, he just doesn't care what the pissants do so long as they don't mess with his stuff. I bet the League will love meeting Okira though.
Anonymous
>>5638903 >>5638921 The funny thing is that Bats is overthinking it. He's trying to figure out a checkmate or if Saiyans have a Kryptonite when the most fool proof solution is just being nice and respectful to Karn and his associates, or better yet, helping Karn out with a favor. Its funny how reasonable Karn can be despite the fact that he kills motherfuckers every week.
>>5638907 > Wait, does DC Earth have anime and does anyone know Dragonball? Don't even think about it. The last thing I want are anyone other than us and our circle knowing that Dragonballs are a thing. All it takes is the wrong dumbass to let his lips fly and the whole galaxy will be gunning for Namek like its the One Piece. Sooner or later we're going to have to wish Namek into an alternate plane of existence where nobody but the Karn Clan and Frost Clan can get to.
Anonymous
>>5638978 >The funny thing is that Bats is overthinking it. He's trying to figure out a checkmate or if Saiyans have a Kryptonite when the most fool proof solution is just being nice and respectful to Karn and his associates, or better yet, helping Karn out with a favor. Its funny how reasonable Karn can be despite the fact that he kills motherfuckers every week. It really makes me wonder if he will have that epiphone before he or Lex does something stupid.
>Don't even think about it. The last thing I want are anyone other than us and our circle knowing that Dragonballs are a thing. All it takes is the wrong dumbass to let his lips fly and the whole galaxy will be gunning for Namek like its the One Piece. Sooner or later we're going to have to wish Namek into an alternate plane of existence where nobody but the Karn Clan and Frost Clan can get to. I'm not thinking shit, I'm just saying that Kazuma was on an Earth, SOMEWHERE, in this universe, and that means at least a handful know about the Dragonballs. Even by fucking accident, it is a threat.
Anonymous
>>5638972 Wait, I just realised, that means they get Dreadzone out here, did they see our Arbiter Grudge Match?
Anonymous
>>5638981 > It really makes me wonder if he will have that epiphone before he or Lex does something stupid. Batman is too paranoid and Lex is shellshocked, I wouldn't worry about them for now. What we should REALLY look out for is the rapidly approaching Doomsday. Tough bastard he is.
> I'm not thinking shit, I'm just saying that Kazuma was on an Earth, SOMEWHERE, in this universe, and that means at least a handful know about the Dragonballs. Even by fucking accident, it is a threat. Pretty sure Kazuma was in a different plane of existence Earth before he got Truck-Kun'd and sent to this batshit insane universe. But if some joe on DC Earth puts two and two together and realizes anime is real, that could have...implications. I don't look forward to it. Imagine if the fucking JOKER heard the words "Dragon Balls".
Anonymous
>>5638976 I didn't mean to imply Frieza was being overly cautious, I should have clarified.
The PTO is clearly the greater force in terms of metrics and practice, and the Green Lantern Corps should be painfully aware of that fact.
I'm sure they understand to defy Frieza openly is to invite a war that can't be won under the power they can command reliably, so the obvious solution in the short term would be to broker a treaty of sorts.
Any leader worth their salt knows exactly what happens to worlds that the PTO has to forcibly conquer.
Anonymous
>>5638976 >I bet the League will love meeting Okira though. On that note, I would be shocked if Okira doesn't start wearing a cape after all this is said and done.
She's at that age where her experiences are incredibly formative, not to mention a fair few of her mentors already have a habit of wearing cloaks and capes.
Anonymous
>>5638993 >Batman is too paranoid and Lex is shellshocked, I wouldn't worry about them for now. What we should REALLY look out for is the rapidly approaching Doomsday. Tough bastard he is. Fair, we need to pass this level check.
>Pretty sure Kazuma was in a different plane of existence Earth before he got Truck-Kun'd and sent to this batshit insane universe. But if some joe on DC Earth puts two and two together and realizes anime is real, that could have...implications. I don't look forward to it. Imagine if the fucking JOKER heard the words "Dragon Balls". Joker is stuck planet side, even if he found out there is no real way for him to find Namak either.
>>5638996 True enough, they must be freaking the fuck out that Karn and Ubo just showed up on Earth out of nowhere and started Brawling Doomsday. They can't write a treatise fast enough.
>>5638998 >Okira wants to be a super hero like the spandex wonder As far as role models go, she can do a whole lot worse. We just need to remind her that fighting weaklings wont prepare her for real threats in the galaxy. She might try interning in the Lantern Corp just to get experience. The twins are out conquering like the old man, one is a gladiator princess, one is basically a monk and his brother a wizard dad, our baby girl is a priestess of battle and healing, so Okira being a rescuer is a good spot to land at. She has the tool kit for it.
Anonymous
>>5639002 Honestly speaking, I expect Okira to become something of a Warrior Scholar/Battle Master as a result of her unique abilities and the fact that she's already more well-read than 99% of any Saiyans that have ever lived.
Think somebody akin to Joseph Joestar in his prime, with a slightly more intellectual spin to their methods.
Anonymous
>>5639025 That sounds hilarious, maybe we can bring him over to tutor every now an then.
Anonymous
>>5639028 I think he's a little old to go galavanting around space at this point, much less handle the gravity of New Salda.
But if we do ever meet him again I wouldn't be opposed to letting Okira visit his estate regularly so she can get more experience around Stands
Anonymous
>>5639029 I kinda hope we get a chance to visit old allies, the Joestars are pretty solid. I hope Jotoro is doing better raising Jolene.
Anonymous
>>5639035 He should definitely be taking a more active role in her upbringing than he did canonically. If she inherited even a fraction of his enhanced strength, she would demand his attention as a matter of public safety.
Anonymous
>>5639039 Hopefully he took some notes from our parenting, because Joseph sure as shit wasn't as good as he could be. At the very least we might meet Joskue and show him the ways of Gravity training.
Anonymous
>>5639041 Josuke with gravity training is already a nightmare matchup for most anybody he'd ever face, but imagine if he had proper Hamon training to go with it.
Sure, the natural propensity towards it seems to skip a generation, but I'm willing to bet he'd be gifted in its usage nonetheless.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5638993 >Pretty sure Kazuma was in a different plane of existence Earth before he got Truck-Kun'd and sent to this batshit insane universe. Also that is as far as Kazuma knows, Im pretty sure it hasn't actually been confirmed if he was in a different reality.
Anonymous
>>5639054 I would be disappointed if Jotoro and Joseph didn't try to teach him the techniques, especially when it goes very well with his Stand. Even Jotoro would know that enough to make the effort.
Anonymous
>>5639056 Yeah, being able to heal himself to some degree on top of the more conventional application of Hamon would shore up almost every weakness that he has. He'd be an asset in just about any scenario with that kind of repertoire.
Anonymous
>>5639060 Hopefully Jotoro doesn't go, I can do it all myself don't worry about it. Not that he can't, it would just be a waste to not teach him. Sure he can't get the gravity training too, but even then it would do a lot for him. Oh wait, its been a minuet, but didn't we give him one of our old ships with a gravity chamber on it? They might have that tech.
Anonymous
>>5639064 Also uh... it's "Jotaro". With an "A".
Anonymous
>>5639087 Yeah, noticed the typo after the fact
Anonymous
>>5639088 Don't even worry about it. It's only about as egregious as spelling "Frieza" as "Freeza".
Yes GD, I have a bone to pick with you. Spell his gosh-darn name right. Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5639108 Frieza is cannon Frieza, our Freeza is best Freeza because we are a Saiyan that cant spell and it helps differentiate which one is friend or foe.
Anonymous
>>5639108 No no it's Freezer, Jotoro and Dia. Don't forget Kers and everyone's favorite hero Soaperman.
Anonymous
>>5639119 And who could forget his brother Coola and his trusted General Corn.
Anonymous
>>5639125 CORN, CORN, CORN, YES YES YES, MILK FOR THE CORN FLAKES IS GREAT
Anonymous
>>5639132 It would be the funniest fucking thing to me if Karn just didn't like corn.
Anonymous
>>5639133 ......has Karn ever eaten corn?
Anonymous
>>5639137 Yes, I assume so. Silver's not a one a trick pony.
A balanced diet is a matter of variety after all.
Anonymous
>>5639141 That is correct, but where would he even get corn?
Anonymous
>>5639145 Well there's this thing called a farm, right?
Anonymous
>>5639148 Is there a Earth with Human corn on it paying PTO tithes?
Anonymous
>>5639145 Where does Silver get anything that he cooks for Karn? It's all imported from various PTO planets.
Anonymous
>>5639157 There's at least a couple dozen planets called "Earth" that are populated by a species recognized as "Human". There's gotta be at least one under PTO control by now.
Anonymous
>>5639167 Good point, maybe one of these days between training we can tour where the food comes from....next time we need to use a wish for something we need to make a food based wish so we can produce enough to feed the Saiyan population.
>>5639175 Did we ever actually take over Jotaro and Josephs Earth, or did we just extend a vassal status to them for doing us a solid?
Anonymous
>>5639182 I think the last time we saw them was when their ship got infested with Xenomorphs and they called us for help.
I can't remember if that was before or after Jotaro volunteered to be our punching bag while we worked on controlling the first level of Berserker.
Either way, they promptly left and neither side has bothered to contact each other in over a decade at this point.
Anonymous
>>5639205 I think the last time we saw them though was when old man Joseph challenged Kars to the death in Dreadzone and won. Pretty sure their business in space wrapped up after they thought Kars died
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5639205 this
>>5639221 we chatted for a bit about Okira's Stand and what to do about it.
Anonymous
WAIT WAIT WAIT.....what about Josuke's buddy, the one with THE HAND, he can rip Doomsday apart easy, the fucker couldn't prevent the damage!
Anonymous
>>5639221 Thinking back to that duel, I'm pretty sure Vox was fucking PISSED with what he got.
Imagine lending out your arena and promoting a fight that only lasted 5 minutes (in real time) and barely had any action (that was visible to the cameras).
Then again I can imagine making any amount of money off of Jotaro's fights was known to be a pain in the ass at that point.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5639234 He could most certainly adapt to the point where he could at least SEE a Stand after a while and try his damnedest to rip it apart.
That or regenerate and catch the Stand's user from a blindspot and gank them instantly.
Anonymous
I know it would spoil major plot stuff to get a definitive answer, but I will say that I'm immensely curious as to how DDF turned into Dark Dragon Force in the original timeline.
Anonymous
>>5639307 Iirc GD said something to the tune of it absorbing the Dark Factor from Mechikabura.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5639308 Yeah that was probably it. My memory for fine details is shit, so I figured I'd ask anyways.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:Xr5TOvZC Mon 17 Apr 2023 23:44:54 No. 5639329 Report >>5638903 We’re still in the league’s early days, they aren’t a meta army yet.
>what he would think “…Of course he is…”
He only engages Superman because he KNOWS Supes won’t kill him
>>5638907 I won’t say.
>>5638921 Batman will Batman.
>>5638972 They avoid heavy PTO-influenced space, only sending their more “streetwise savvy” lanterns there. Not someone loud, or extremely noticeable.
>>5638978 His ‘foreign’ alien contact is limited to Martian Manhunter, a few enemy encounters, and Lobo. He’d have to profile Karn and a Saiyan first, get a read on them outside Clark’s possibly-naive assessment.
>>5638989 The Lanterns, at least some of them know what’s going on with the PTO.
As for the Isekai protagonists, well. Who’s to say? If any planet were to have Dragonball as a manga, it would be
Jojos .
>>5638998 Who knows? We’ll have to wait and see.
>>5639002 >level check That’s a great term for Doomsday.
Yeah, the strongest GENERAL of the ENTIRE PTO just showed up to their territory and started brawling with a monster that took down one of their stronger Lanterns. When they hear what happened they’ll be worried. More worried.
>>5639025 That’s a terrifying thought. Joseph with Imagine Dragon? Unstoppable.
>>5639029 He’s getting up there in years.
>>5639035 He’s still in the timeskip period, Josuke hasn’t been discovered by Suzie Q yet.
>>5639039 >If she inherited even a fraction of his enhanced strength, she would demand his attention as a matter of public safety. She would, that’s for sure.
>>5639064 >Hopefully Jotoro doesn't go, I can do it all myself don't worry about it. ….Weeeeeeeell…
Anonymous
>>5639329 >….Weeeeeeeell… Good grief.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:Xr5TOvZC Tue 18 Apr 2023 00:10:51 No. 5639347 Report >>5639108 I spell it as was written in the original translation.
>>5639119 Sourman, get it right.
>>5639175 True.
>>5639182 >Did we ever actually take over Jotaro and Josephs Earth No
>>5639205 The last time yes, when the remaining crusaders were on vacation. And Joseph helped Caulifla.
>>5639234 >Za Hando It is strong, but not a match for him.
>>5639235 >Then again I can imagine making any amount of money off of Jotaro's fights was known to be a pain in the ass at that point True. But getting a grudge match would be fun, as ONE of them would die.
>>5639307 See
>>5639308 , I won’t clarify any further yet.
>>5639332 Yare yare
Anonymous
>>5639329 >We’re still in the league’s early days, they aren’t a meta army yet. As long as they keep the recruitment speil to a minimum till we talk more, they reach that point someday.
>“…Of course he is…” Cmon Bats, that just means he wont kill you all unless you piss him off or start a war with the PTO.
>He only engages Superman because he KNOWS Supes won’t kill him Bitch made Lex, not impressed.
>I won’t say. ....its fucking Jimmy isn't it, he is the weeb that will blow the whistle isn't he.
>Batman will Batman. Both and then wiretap everyone else for info. Right.
>They avoid heavy PTO-influenced space, only sending their more “streetwise savvy” lanterns there. Not someone loud, or extremely noticeable. Sounds like Espionage. Which makes us showing up in their backyard a Brown Ring experience.
>His ‘foreign’ alien contact is limited to Martian Manhunter, a few enemy encounters, and Lobo. He’d have to profile Karn and a Saiyan first, get a read on them outside Clark’s possibly-naive assessment. And that would be when Nobu shows up to helpfully give some weirdly critical information.
>The Lanterns, at least some of them know what’s going on with the PTO. So they understand we are a flee on sight enemy, I know Freeza would have Vox spread our brutalizing of Lobo as far as his viewers can find it.
>As for the Isekai protagonists, well. Who’s to say? If any planet were to have Dragonball as a manga, it would be Jojos. Ohhhh shit...we need to chat with them later...
>That’s a great term for Doomsday. I swear its what we coined the Doomsday fight as way back when.
>Yeah, the strongest GENERAL of the ENTIRE PTO just showed up to their territory and started brawling with a monster that took down one of their stronger Lanterns. When they hear what happened they’ll be worried. More worried. Our casual, just going for a walk to meet a family member of our buddy response would be hilarious and met with such disbelief they would assume we were lying. But hey, they can write Doomsday off the board, courtesy of Karn.
>That’s a terrifying thought. Joseph with Imagine Dragon? Unstoppable. The bullshit he could do would make him God, Kars would never beat him.
>He’s getting up there in years. He kept up with his Hamon training though right?
>He’s still in the timeskip period, Josuke hasn’t been discovered by Suzie Q yet. What a wild day that would be, first day you meet dad you also meet an intergalactic warrior that currently runs the universe over your head, and he is a chill uncle.
>She would, that’s for sure. So he hasn't become a dad yet, cool.
>….Weeeeeeeell… JOJO KUJO GET YOUR ASS SOME BACKUP OR SO HELP ME! Its like he learned fucking nothing from his Gramps.
>>5639347 >No Cool.
Anonymous
>>5639355 >Bitch made Lex, not impressed. >this the kind of anon to talk shit to a guy who won't fistfight a polar bear Anonymous
>>5639358 He talks alot of shit when fighting a bear that ties its paws behind his back, I'm not dumb enough to poke the bear period.
Anonymous
>>5639360 Supes isn't the bear though, Karn is. In this instance Supes is a giant golden retriever.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5639363 I would say Supes is a bear, but like a Disney bear.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Tue 18 Apr 2023 01:07:59 No. 5639373 Report >>5639355 Batman looks for any weakness, even if its one he can't personally exploit.
>Both and then wiretap everyone else for info. Right. Ha, not wrong.
>A Brown Ring experience Hwut?
>Nobu Oh yes, he'd certainly have information about the Saiyans. However, Batman would doubt the accuracy of his reporting, from the obvious emotion the masked magician would show.
>Our casual, just going for a walk to meet a family member of our buddy response would be hilarious and met with such disbelief they would assume we were lying. Absolutely.
>What a wild day that would be, first day you meet dad you also meet an intergalactic warrior that currently runs the universe over your head, and he is a chill uncle. If Karn showed up at the same time, it could be.
>>5639358 Ha.
Anonymous
>>5639373 >Batman looks for any weakness, even if its one he can't personally exploit. Good luck for him I guess, he doesn't know we can cure poisons or toxins with Hamon, if he even thinks they would work. And he won't know anyone that could take us in a fight.
>Hwut? Its like the Brown Pants, but its a fake Lantern Corp made just for people that shit themselves in absolute terror.
>Oh yes, he'd certainly have information about the Saiyans. However, Batman would doubt the accuracy of his reporting, from the obvious emotion the masked magician would show. Ooof, Order boy is cracking after he lied to Lobo to start shit.
>If Karn showed up at the same time, it could be. I hope Joseph will call us for advise and act as wingmen when he visits, or at least gives us a call to introduce us. We haven't had a Bizarre adventure for a hot minuet.
Anonymous
>>5639373 >Oh yes, he'd certainly have information about the Saiyans. However, Batman would doubt the accuracy of his reporting, from the obvious emotion the masked magician would show. >Batman batsenses Nabu's pants-shitting terror and batdoubts the god of faith, believing he's embellishing choice information I can't wait for the league to give Nabu the biggest shit ever when Batman puts two and two together
>>5639376 >Good luck for him I guess, he doesn't know we can cure poisons or toxins with Hamon, if he even thinks they would work. I thought we dropped that Hamon shit. When was the last time we ever pulled THAT out of the bag??
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5639378 >I thought we dropped that Hamon shit. When was the last time we ever pulled THAT out of the bag?? Its been a bit, we haven't trained it as often as we should since energy body and Berserker form makes it difficult to use properly.
Anonymous
>>5639378 >I can't wait for the league to give Nabu the biggest shit ever when Batman puts two and two together We haven't even found out they know him, so when we tell them he tried to assassinate him and his family and he will fucking murder the tin can, they will flip their shit.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Tue 18 Apr 2023 01:44:24 No. 5639383 Report >>5639376 >Ooof, Order boy is cracking after he lied to Lobo to start shit Man's still mad he nearly died. To a child no less.
>>5639378 Batman will figure it out eventually, we'll see what happens.
>dropped Fallen out of practice. Karn still 'has' it, but it isn't used often.
>>5639380 If their contentious history is made clear, it could cause problems. As of right now, only one Leaguer knows Karn's relation to him. And that's because he cheats.
Anonymous
>>5639383 >And that's because he cheats. Is it THAT bastard?
The British fuck himself?
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Tue 18 Apr 2023 01:59:09 No. 5639392 Report >>5639384 Constantine isn't a Leaguer. And I meant cheating as in
mind reading .
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>5639380 >One of the Justice League namedrops Nabu for whatever reason near Karn, thinking that he only knows about Superman and Lobo >Karn IMMEDIATELY has his attention on them, wants his location ASAP >BATSWEAT.jpg >entire JL is on guard in a flash >Karn drops the bomb that he and his SON still owe Nabu an asswhooping to hell for siccing The Main Man on them >JL freaks the fuck out >Later on, Detective Bats and the gang manage to find out exactly why Lobo accepted the hit on Karn >When asked, Karn says he has no fucking idea what a dolphin is >Doesn't even recognize pictures of it >Batman's face when >Lobo's face when >The JL's face when >Martian Manhunter starts sipping tea in the background Anonymous
>>5639398 >Doesn't even recognize pictures of it Not if we've seen Jotaro's dolphin regalia. But I don't know if that's the case or not.
Anonymous
>>5639383 >Man's still mad he nearly died. To a child no less. Dying is better fate than what we will do to him.
>If their contentious history is made clear, it could cause problems. As of right now, only one Leaguer knows Karn's relation to him. And that's because he cheats. Wait, which one knows is not the British fucker? Did the Martian read his mind?
>>5639392 J'onn coming clean will save his race and his friends, he better keep it in mind.
>>5639398 Siiiiiiiiip
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Tue 18 Apr 2023 02:48:39 No. 5639427 Report >>5639393 He knows why the mask god is angry, choosing not to mention the why of it to the others. And once he wakes up and realizes Karn is HERE, may worry.
>>5639398 That would be a terrible day to be a god. Imagine having Karn, Batman, Ubo, WW, Flash, AND Superman all mad at you. At the same time.
>>5639402 Was still in his school clothes. Time Patrol Jotaro rocked the white coat.
>>5639403 Not much you CAN to to him but kill him.
Yes.
>his race Mmm, not quite. As they’re mostly not on Earth. As for his friends, well. We’ll see how the next episode goes
Anonymous
>>5639427 >Was still in his school clothes. Time Patrol Jotaro rocked the white coat. >tfw karn thinks dolphins are from the future and don't exist yet Anonymous
>>5639402 I like to imagine Jotaro just keeps his Part 3 proportions indefinitely in this timeline.
Anonymous
>>5639434 >implying karn won't think they are better then they are considering Lobo is obsessed with the damn things. Anonymous
>>5639455 >What do you mean they can't even fly? Do they have laser eyes? Can they explode when in danger? Their teeth, are they capable of cutting through any material? They're just fucking fish?! GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:sAIcGc24 Tue 18 Apr 2023 15:35:50 No. 5639730 Report >>5639434 Ha, but no. Jotaro never talked with Karn about dolphins.
>>5639446 He has, much moreso than in part 4 or 6.
>>5639455 When in reality they’re just as fucked up as he is.
>>5639488 >Wait, they do WHAT to other fish? Why, that’s what a wife is for? Anonymous
>>5639730 Dolphins have rape caves. Which makes them at least 30% more sophisticated than the average rapist. Stay classy, ocean.
Anonymous
>>5639730 Its kinda weird how evil Dolphins are and how Jojo likes them.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5639849 >>5639887 Maybe killing a dolphin isn't so bad after all
Anonymous
>>5639307 >>5639308 He absorbed a mindcontrol spell mechi put into SKOT
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:+4PGMQRt Tue 18 Apr 2023 23:07:43 No. 5640129 Report >>5639849 Or your average swarthy “doctors and lawyers” gang in the UK.
>>5639887 Must remind him of Dio.
>>5640100 Not ONLY the spell.
Anonymous
>>5640129 >Or your average swarthy “doctors and lawyers” gang in the UK. Silly GD, you forgot the engineers. All upstanding citizens of their country of course. Thankfully they aren't actually leveraging their skills and educations to displace the existing doctors, lawyers and engineers of those fine islands. Very considerate of them.
Anonymous
>>5640129 They are proud Plus symbols of the faggot brigade, otherwise known as pedophiles.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Wed 19 Apr 2023 00:01:31 No. 5640160 Report Chaya Epilogue is coming along quite nicely, this is going to be interesting. Wonder how she'll react to what's happening with Karn?
>>5640137 Ha
>>5640157 Like the ones undressing in front of schoolchildren. Gross.
Anonymous
>>5640160 >Like the ones undressing in front of schoolchildren. Gross. Anonymous
>>5640160 The pride and brave trannies that twerk for the kids with armed police preventing parents lynching them, so brave
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Wed 19 Apr 2023 01:01:21 No. 5640201 Report >>5640194 >>5640196 This topic is depressing, so I'm changing it. Which was your favorite BOI/Time Patrol beating?
Anonymous
>>5640201 The time when we Darksieded BOI's lungs and made him piss his pants. The Hate Crime we loved doing is up there though.
Anonymous
>>5640201 My favorite in recent memory would probably have to be Frieza beating Trunks to death after we just peaced out followed shortly by our non-intentional thunderclap centered directly on his head.
Anonymous
>>5640214 Man, frame 0 instant KOs are wild.
Anonymous
>>5640201 Wedding was peak. I have yet to see a battle against the TP where we ripped and teared through that many powerful opponents that honestly should've kicked our ass.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Wed 19 Apr 2023 01:54:35 No. 5640229 Report >>5640202 Getting him with the Guided Eye Beams for the first time was great.
>>5640214 Getting a Freeza pov would be fun, but that's too short to be an intermission.
>>5640219 Yes, they have been great to write. My personal favorite is still Chilli's wedding.
>>5640225 It was an excellent time, looking back.
Anonymous
>>5640229 A shorter quickshot of BOI realising Freeza pissed over family is much more terrifying than normal Frieza sounds great.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Wed 19 Apr 2023 02:13:03 No. 5640238 Report >>5640237 I do have at least one more boi pov planned out for this arc. And hoo boy is it going to be a doozy. But might have to include that as an initial dream sequence reliving that pain.
Anonymous
>>5640238 Perfect punishment for him. We love it.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Wed 19 Apr 2023 02:44:53 No. 5640257 Report >>5640251 Will be a post-Beerus event, but that one is going to be something else
Anonymous
>>5640257 We know you'll bring the sauce soon, long may the BOI lose
Anonymous
>>5640257 Hopefully it isnt just Karn beating the shit out of him, but the whole Karn clan doing all at once and even Tatsu gets to to come back to help in the beating.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:+4PGMQRt Wed 19 Apr 2023 20:54:21 No. 5640788 Report Quoted By:
>>5640292 Might not be SOON, as we need plot first. Chaya has to face her demon first, and we need to confront at least one deity before that time. The time of Mechikabura’s plan is getting closer
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:+4PGMQRt Wed 19 Apr 2023 20:56:19 No. 5640792 Report Don’t know why my reply to you dropped, so reposting it here.
>>5640399 It won’t be that. But more like Trunks’ nightmare scenario coming true.
>captcha: KRAVN Indeed Captcha
Anonymous
>>5640792 Which one of his nightmare scenarios? Because I’m sure he has several by now.
Inb4 he lands up in the middle of the council of karns.
Anonymous
>>5641139 I'm pretty sure that's SKoT's nightmare, not the Boi because he would probably die in his sleep if that one occurred at this point,especially when he hears about goku and vegeta being solo'd by a single karn.
Anonymous
>>5641139 >>5641199 The Council of Karn is EVERYONE'S nightmare unless they live in New Salda. Think about it; what would Karn do if he was able to stake out a side for himself in the spacetime war, instead of allying with the timebreakers or the time patrol?
Anonymous
>>5641226 I like to imagine the "Council of Karns" is just 5-6 Karns who get together regularly for poker night and joint training sessions.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:z/aATnen Thu 20 Apr 2023 21:02:40 No. 5641609 Report >>5641139 Well I can’t just tell you, that’d be spoilers.
>>5641199 She has a different nightmare.
>>5641226 Mechikabura’d be pleased were such a thing to exist. He’d adopt a “good neighbor” type policy.
>>5641480 Ha!
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5641609 >Ha! You laugh, but I'm only half joking.
For as many timelines as there are, Karn seems to have a hard time surviving past his mid 20's in most of 'em.
I have to imagine the amount of individual Karns that have survived and thrived to the point where they can regularly travel outside of their native timelines is less than a dozen.
Besides, if you had a handful of people like Karn, you wouldn't need much else to be considered a real fucking problem to any other faction.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Thu 20 Apr 2023 22:59:28 No. 5641670 Report -Saiyan Conqueror Quest 194 Epilogue- <span class="mu-s">AGE 755, DREADZONE STATION</span> “So, let me get this straight.” you say, crossing your arms as you stare the crimson-clad goddess down. And despite her encouragement, trying to get you to play the board game on the table between you and even taken the first move, sending her pawn in front of her king forward two spaces. “You want me to train with you, getting used to battling divine ki to prepare for this fight. And in exchange, you want me to publicly announce that it was YOUR strategy and help that allowed me to defeat that bitch?” “That is correct.” the Red Knight says, remaining perfectly calm, still waiting for you to make a move on the board. “Her rise has led to a decline in my own power, with her siphoning away my worshipers. Falsely proclaiming herself to be a patron deity of strategy and battle tactics.” “Well, she DID outmaneuver you by having you fight me first.” you point out, to which the woman's brows furrow a bit in clear annoyance. “Having me, someone she bested before take you down, that not only boosted my own worshipers' numbers, but her own too no doubt. Claiming that I needed help from you wouldn't do anything for me. In fact, it could damage my followers' faith in me.” “But you have taken to the tutelage of that former Champion, the one you no doubt bested before returning.” she points out. “Would this not be similar, Chaya?” You are Chaya, the once and future Champion of Dreadzone and daughter of the first Super Saiyans in over a thousand years. After your defeat at the hands of your former best friend Tanya, then your subsequent maiming by that bastard Time Patroller Trunks, you've emerged as a new woman. Ready to conquer everyone in your way and reclaim your title, you'd harnessed the power of all of your uncounted trillions of fans across the universe and learned to wield their collective faith in you as divine power. Divine power that allowed you to defeat her, a genuine deity in one-on-one combat. “That's different.” you say, ready to point out exactly why that is. But before you can, a familiar voice reaches out to you telepathically. “Big sis, you're up, right?” Okira reaches out to you unexpectedly. “Can you come help?”
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Thu 20 Apr 2023 23:01:35 No. 5641674 Report >>5641670 “Of course, one second.” you reply, reaching out towards New Salda for her ki with your ki sense. But, surprisingly, she's not there. In fact, you can't sense her location at all! So you use a trick your old man taught you back on Planet Yardrat, reaching out to her ki <span class="mu-i">through</span> the telepathic link. And find that she's far, FAR beyond anywhere you've ever been. Then, once connected address the Red Knight. “Sorry, little sis is in trouble. Be right back.”
Then without waiting for her to reply you use the Instant Transmission technique, teleporting yourself from Dreadzone Station to your little sister's side. And the first thing you notice, even before your eyes process what all you're looking at, is the smell. The distinctive smells of a civilization on fire, the fear of mammals running for their lives, it takes you back to when you were younger, conquering planets with Broly, Chilli and Raditz. But then you see your sister, with a heavy-seeming metal beam across her back holding up what looks like the entire crumbling structure above her.
“Okira? What's going on?” you ask, immediately putting your hands under the bar and warping the metal as your hands dig in and you start lifting. As you start pulling the weight off of her she disappears under the pile of rubble, dashing back out with a pair of people so weak you can't sense them at all. She sets them down out of the rubble, then dashes back under while talking.
“After Daddy, Ubo and I left Planet Namek, we came here for Ubo to meet one of his people.” Okira explains, dashing back out with another two people and setting them down before going for more. “But he was fighting a real monster.”
As she says this you focus your ki sense, and IMMEDIATELY sense the monster she's talking about. It is a mile or two away from where you are now, with your Daddy, Ubo, and another ki you don't recognize. But, most shocking of all, is that monster is STRONGER than your dad! It's stronger than that bastard Lobo, the one who tried murdering Chilli at the tournament. What in the world IS that thing? And why do you suddenly feel very, very small?
“There, that's all of them!” your sister shouts as she blasts out from under the rubble, you exhaling as you slowly lower it back down. Pulling your hands free you then turn to your sister, who is swamped by the people she'd saved. Each one is trying to talk to her at once, to thank her and ask her questions. Which you can tell is quickly overwhelming her. Unlike you, who enjoys being in front of the cameras and having the spotlight, your little sister prefers sitting in the quiet and reading those books she'd gotten from Raven. So, you decide to step in, putting on your 'camera face' as you walk over.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Thu 20 Apr 2023 23:02:38 No. 5641675 Report >>5641674 “Alright, alright, everyone back up. Give the girl some space.” you say to the people who are very clearly reporters of some sort, you recognizing their questioning cadence from Juanita and Dallas. “My little sister's a bit shy, give her some room.”
“Sister?” you hear several mutter, your language suggesting more to the story and getting their attention. Immediately the crowd around your sister starts heading towards you, Okira giving you a grateful nod for taking the attention off of her. “You're this hero's sister?”
“That's right, I'm her oldest sister, Chaya.” you tell the one asking, noticing a woman dressed like Juanita and a redheaded man with a camera both rushing over. “And the big one with glowing green hair is our father, General Karn.”
“General?” a rather portly man asks, eyes widening in surprise. “Of which military?”
“The PTO, of course.” you explain to these clearly backward people so far outside civilization that they don't even recognize your father, much less you. “After the Covenant War ended by Lord Freeza destroying their city space fortress himself, he then became emperor of the whole universe.”
“Emperor of the Universe?”
“Covenant War?”
“Lord Freeza?”
They all mutter in confusion, unsure how to respond and looking towards each other. But before anyone else can ask a question the woman comes up, clearly wanting answers.
“Emperor of the universe? So, you're telling us that, as we speak, a dictator rules the universe?” she asks, glaring at you. You aren't sure why she's upset, but then as you notice the blood on her clothes, blood that isn't hers, she's probably just upset about losing someone and looking to vent. “And your father, the green-haired warrior is his general? Does that mean the monster that attacked our planet was under your jurisdiction?”
“Look, I don't know where-” you start, when suddenly you feel your dad's powerlevel spiking. Turning from the woman, you look out towards where he is still fighting that monster with Ubo and presumably this planet's strongest fighter. Then, as you sense Ubo, that warrior and the monster's ki going further and further from the planet, suddenly your dad attacks. And not with a basic attack, or even a Final Flash. But his strongest attack, the Dawn Breaker. Even from this far away you can clearly see the beam, shooting up into the clouds like a beacon before the force of his blast blows them away. People all look at the beam as he fires, the gathered news people all muttering at the sight. You hear something about 'green lantern', but don't know what they're talking about as your Daddy tries erasing that beast. But, to your shock, it doesn't work. The monster lives!
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Thu 20 Apr 2023 23:05:36 No. 5641676 Report >>5641675 “No way, it took that attack and is still alive?” you mutter, immediately feeling the woman's attention back on you as the light fades.
'That light, that was your father's attack?” she asks you, now a note of surprise and maybe awe in her voice. Which is warranted, as probably several of these people's giant glass rectangular buildings would fit inside that beam with room to spare, with how far away they are. “What ARE you?”
“We're Saiyans. Lord Freeza's best fighters, and the strongest warrior race in the whole galaxy!” you brag a bit, and just for a bit of a dramatic effect power up. Instantly your hair and tail flash to gold, eyes turning green as you take on your Super Saiyan form. “Especially us Super Saiyans!”
While the reporters are all focused on you, or still muttering about the beam, Okira takes this opportunity to dash over to a pile of smoking metal, you sensing her checking on a tiny powered live form in it while you keep their attention. You're pretty good at holding a spotlight, if you do say so yourself.
“As this so-called emperor's enforcers, why have you come to our world?” the woman presses on, still not satisfied. “Is this the beginning of a hostile takeover?”
“Takeover? No, I was just here 'cause my little sister called for help. As for why Daddy an' Ubo are here, if I were to guess...” you say, remembering what he'd told you after he'd gone out hunting for that bastard Lobo and pointing over your shoulder with your thumb. “I'd say that your planet's defender over there is one of Ubo's people. Which would make him another Kryptonian.”
“Wait, what?” the woman asks, the redheaded young man with the camera's jaw dropping. But then after a moment she shakes her head, refocusing. “Nevermind, a question for later. You and your sister can fly, right?”
“Yes?” you reply, unsure where she's going with this. “Why?”
“I need you and your sister to take us to the battlefield.” she tells you seriously. “Superman is fighting with your father for everyone on our planet, they deserve to know what's happening.”
“Are you sure?” you ask her seriously, meeting her gaze. “If we take you there, there's no guarantee we could protect you. That monster is stronger than even my Daddy.”
“All the more reason for us to go.” she replies, matching your level of seriousness. “If this is to be our final hour, the people deserve to know.”
“Very well, I'll take you there.” you say, raising your right hand to your forehead while holding your left out to her. “Take my hand, and I'll bring you both to the battlefield.”
Both her and her camera guy take your hand, and despite your hesitations, focus on Daddy's ki and teleport them both directly to the battlefield. It's only fair they get to see their champion's fate. One way or the other.
-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 194 Epilogue End-
Anonymous
>>5641676 >mfw the humans pop from being teleported into a vacuum I'm incredibly interested to see how Earth's many entities react to this news. Should be fun, even if Karn doesn't see a whole ton of it.
Anonymous
>>5641675 Chaya you goober, you dropped several bits of information that nobody is ready for.
>“Emperor of the universe? So, you're telling us that, as we speak, a dictator rules the universe?” she asks, glaring at you. The so called dictator that prevented absolute galactic genocide, yes. Your welcome hick.
>“And your father, the green-haired warrior is his general? Does that mean the monster that attacked our planet was under your jurisdiction?” Bold of you to think you get to complain when he's the reason you live, not that your actually in our territory, he's here helping a family friend of ours. Your lives continue because of that.
>>5641676 Oh shit woman you have no idea how badly you fucked up.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Thu 20 Apr 2023 23:35:27 No. 5641697 Report >>5641678 They'll appear behind Karn, not out in space or anything.
>>5641688 She's used to news people, and
preparing planets to be conquered by the PTO . Vox and Freeza have....Arrangements.
She assumed that it was the PTO's fault he appeared. But that'll be clarified, in time.
She's going to be there for
her man Anonymous
im sure lois will have enough plot armor to survive the fallout, unless we and/or superman role incredibly low incredibly frequently.
Anonymous
Rolled 55, 11, 25 = 91 (3d100) >>5641697 >Vox and Freeza have....Arrangements. Jewfish introduces a problem to the planet and the PTO shows up to save the day, clever bastards. And very Jewlike.
>She assumed that it was the PTO's fault he appeared. But that'll be clarified, in time. Lol, Lmao even, if the PTO ran this sector Earth would unironically be safer, they'd have to pay space taxes of some kind, but its way better than the free shit the Green Lanterns give.
>She's going to be there for her man Well, Meloka can respect that if nothing else, and Chaya can understand too. I wonder if she'll notice since she can understand other peoples love lives better than her own.
>>5641702 ....test
Anonymous
Rolled 82, 92, 97 = 271 (3d100) >>5641716 ....that aint good chief.
BAD ROLLS BE GONE NIGGA
Anonymous
>>5641675 I like she's up in arms about a Universal Dictator (not even necessarily a bad thing under the right circumstances) and not the fact that her planet was already under the jurisdiction of a nebulous intergalactic police force that doesn't answer to any Earth based authority.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5641720 Oh fuck me.....FUCK ME
Anonymous
>>5641721 >buT iTS MuH DemoCraPPy women
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Thu 20 Apr 2023 23:57:19 No. 5641726 Report >>5641702 Her and Jimmy's survival will be up to Superman.
>>5641716 Ha, but no.
Yes, it would be safer.
We'll see.
>>5641721 The difference is the Lanterns don't actually DO anything except fight the publicly acknowledged bad guys.
Anonymous
>>5641721 Hal Jordan coming back in the mainline comics as the lead GL was a terrible idea, and Johns is a hack. Same with Barry Allen.
Anonymous
>>5641726 >The difference is the Lanterns don't actually DO anything except fight the publicly acknowledged bad guys. Not even well, they barely get a bunch of nobodies behind bars, and big names rip them a new asshole, and isnt getting into the rampant corruption the Lanterns tend to get up too. They are glorified beat cops.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Fri 21 Apr 2023 00:07:34 No. 5641741 Report >>5641731 >Hal Jordan coming back in the mainline comics as the lead GL was a terrible idea I can agree with this.
>Same with Barry Allen Wally West's Flash from JLA/U was best Flash.
>>5641734 >glorified beat cops. Probably why they're so readily accepted.
Anonymous
>>5641724 You know who's a big fan of democracy? Pic related.
Anonymous
>>5641741 >Probably why they're so readily accepted. Women love government mediocrity, typical.
Wally is a cool dude and the first one Karn could get along with outside work.
>>5641743 He'd be in for a rude awakening.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Fri 21 Apr 2023 00:33:18 No. 5641754 Report >>5641743 Ha.
>>5641748 Wally West is the heart and soul of the JLA.
He would be jealous of Vox's influence.
Anonymous
>>5641754 >He would be jealous of Vox's influence. If he wasn't such obvious scum, the money he could make with Superman would make him king ten times over. Hell, if he tried with any villain he'd have made more money. He will turn green at the hoard Vox made off the Saiyans.
>Wally West is the heart and soul of the JLA. He'd earn Karn's respect, and that is one of the most valuable things in the galaxy. He gets to come to the cookout.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Fri 21 Apr 2023 01:00:39 No. 5641782 Report >>5641766 Not really, as Metropolis is from a more idealized time. From a time where things like "Journalistic Integrity" matter.
Yes he would.
Anonymous
>>5641782 Metropolis is a weird place, but Superman does a good job protecting it.
>Yes he would. Can he visit New Salda?
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Fri 21 Apr 2023 01:34:03 No. 5641804 Report >>5641786 He's the best Earth has to offer.
Maybe? Not sure how Flash handles pressures 20x Earth's.
Anonymous
>>5641804 >Maybe? Not sure how Flash handles pressures 20x Earth's. He could vibrate to get by it, probably?
Anonymous
>>5641804 >Maybe? Not sure how Flash handles pressures 20x Earth's. Probably the same way he subjects himself to millions of Gs every time he runs around.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5641804 The Speed Force is a pathway to abilities many consider unnatural.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Fri 21 Apr 2023 02:07:02 No. 5641822 Report >>5641807 >>5641809 So I actually looked into it, and basically what I discovered is he can’t actually WITHSTAND any more Gs than a normal human. But, while he’s in contact with the speed force, it forms almost an aura around him(and whoever/whatever he’s holding and/or wearing) to shield them from that. Also the speed force protects reality FROM the effects of the flash’s speed, such as absorbing the sonic booms of breaking the sound barrier or shielding planets from him instantly hitting ftl.
>tl;dr Speed Force magic bullshit Anonymous
>>5641822 Speed magic is bullshit
Anonymous
Damn Chaya, did you REALLY have to spill the beans with our entire business? Not like this Earth would do anything about it as far as we're concerned(?) but think of the PAPERWORK!
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Fri 21 Apr 2023 07:34:55 No. 5642018 Report >>5641827 HEAVY bullshit.
>>5641854 But that’s part of her job as spokeswoman. Convincing planets to surrender to the PTO without having to be leveled. Rebuilding infrastructure can be tedious
Anonymous
>>5642018 Well you have a point there. Atleast we can bully the Lantern Corps when all of this is said and done. Next target to harass: the Galactic Nerd Patrol
Anonymous
>>5641804 Gravity is technically motion, so he just has to go faster than 9.8x20(196) meters per second per second and he'll adjust. Hell, he'll probably get gravity powers
Anonymous
>>5642018 >Green Lanterns show up in force because Mother Fucking Karn is here >Not that Doomsday is wondering around, but because Karn is here >Earth Lanterns wondering what the fuck is this about, why did backup get here after they got their shit pushed in and this new guy saved their asses >Rest of the League wonders why the Corp is shitting their pants at Biggest Green whom is just chilling on the side of a crater talking to his kids >Lois is confuddled that hero team is confuddled. Anonymous
>>5641688 If she thinks Frieza's bad, she should see what happens to a planet when the Covenant invades.
Anonymous
>>5642234 >"My Emperor is a tyrant, but the universe is a much darker place than you can imagine brat." Anonymous
>>5642239 Keep in mind, I don't mean to imply Frieza wouldn't also order the extermination of a planet.
However he would at least give them a chance to comply (probably) while the Covenant made it a point to glass anything that isn't theirs immediately.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:z/aATnen Fri 21 Apr 2023 16:01:37 No. 5642256 Report 24 hours to go. Are you ready?”
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5642241 Awfully wasteful of them. Theres probably precious metals and magic artifacts that they're evaporating. Not to mention that the people on the planet could cooperate and prove to be useful in the future. If the Covenant found Namek they'd glass it and completely miss out on the Dragon Balls.
Anonymous
Rolled 54, 76, 79 = 209 (3d100) >>5642256 IIIIII'M READY, I just hope the dice are ready too.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5642256 >24 hours until Karn becomes real My body is ready
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:z/aATnen Fri 21 Apr 2023 16:18:28 No. 5642263 Report >>5642086 >when >if >>5642214 With Wally, connection to SF, he’ll be fine.
>>5642225 She’d realize the threat Karn represents if a whole mass of GLs just show up.
>>5642234 Luckily for them Covenant power was broken before it ever reached.
>>5642239 The thought of Chaya calling a woman nearly a decade older than her brat is hilarious to me.
>>5642259 Decently. But that’s for this thread.
Anonymous
>>5642263 Don't give me that >when and >if spiel, I want to noogie Jaco and throw him in a locker
Anonymous
>>5642278 >Implying we won't just bitch slap Jaco into a fine mist when he tries to imply he has authority over us Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5642282 We can do that AFTER the swirlies.
Anonymous
>>5642263 >She’d realize the threat Karn represents if a whole mass of GLs just show up. I'm sure, but the better question she needs to ask if why they didnt show up for Doomsday, but Karn as he went out for a walk.
>Luckily for them Covenant power was broken before it ever reached. I can't wait to introduce her to the Covie Siege special edition with bonus blooper kills box set.
>The thought of Chaya calling a woman nearly a decade older than her brat is hilarious to me. >"Your how old and haven't had a kid, and you think you have any credibility talking about galactic war?" >>5642282 We wouldn't even need too, just glare at him and he dies.
Anonymous
>>5642332 >We wouldn't even need too, just glare at him and he dies. Pretty funny that this is entirely true
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:sobzSLN+ Fri 21 Apr 2023 18:57:19 No. 5642363 Report Quoted By:
>>5642278 You said:
>when all of this is said and done Not when. IF.
>>5642282 He wouldn’t open his mouth, just tru and grab intel for GP Command.
>>5642332 If and/or when this Earth becomes part of the PTO, they’ll gain access to Vox. On exchange for Vox gaining access to any and all of their broadcasts.
You could Jiren or BOI Jaco. His eyes may be fast, but the rest of him isn’t.
>>5642354 Unless Merus is around.
Anonymous
Who in the justice league do we think would have a stand?
Anonymous
>>5642384 You now remember that time a western comic publisher shamelessly ripped off Stardust Crusaders.
Anyways, if it weren't for his status as a Lantern, I'd say John Stewart would be the most likely candidate for developing a stand. That guy's got wits and willpower in spades.
Honorable mention to Batman, because of fucking course he would.
Anonymous
>>5642435 Jokes on you, I ways remember diesel. Also Wonder Woman and cyborg are definitely standees
https://youtu.be/tZvWgMU52k0 GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:sobzSLN+ Fri 21 Apr 2023 21:46:04 No. 5642516 Report >>5642384 Shazam probably.
>>5642435 I didn’t know of it, but now I should find a stream of it and see what’s what.
>>5642457 >WW Maybe.
>Cyborg Teen Titans was such a good show.
Anonymous
>>5642516 Spoilers I guess, but it's just a retreading of a snippet of part 3 with none of the charm.
Unsurprisingly, it never got a second issue.
I'd also say the illustrations are pretty shoddy, but I imagine it was more acceptable at the time. They aged like fucking though, I'll say that.
Anonymous
>>5642549 >like fucking milk though I feel like I should get a proofreader for my posts.
Anonymous
Anonymous
When Karn eventually goes to hell, I wonder how many named villains are going to have beef with him. Assuming that the fun parts of DBZ filler are a thing and named villains like Freeza get to keep their bodies in HFIL ofc
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5642692 >go to hell >leave because anti divine ki stops the patented yemmalock from functioning properly GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:ilKU1n9T Sat 22 Apr 2023 02:41:38 No. 5642781 Report >>5642549 Oh I thought it was some sort of movie.
>>5642692 >have beef I think you mean: “immediately flee from him to avoid dying AGAIN”?
Anonymous
>>5642781 I'm pretty sure that ATLEAST The Arbiter (the first) would try swinging for us again. He's a religious after all, they're not known for having low morale. Or relative sanity.
Anonymous
>>5642692 If the original Arbiter and the last Karn clone don't immediately fucking tag-team us when we get to Hell, I will be immensely dissapointed.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:ilKU1n9T Sat 22 Apr 2023 03:28:35 No. 5642809 Report >>5642799 The exception to the rule.
>>5642800 You’re implying it had a soul.
Anonymous
>>5642809 >You’re implying it had a soul. I like to imagine it had one. It may have been a brainwashed slave based off of Karn's stolen DNA, but it was still a living, breathing creature all the same.
Anonymous
>>5642809 if Cell has a soul then the clone has a soul.
Anonymous
>>5641741 Wally West and John Stewart are my Flash and Green Lantern. Accept no substitutes or pandering of the old guard.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 22 Apr 2023 15:08:05 No. 5643105 Report Quoted By:
>>5642817 Was it created to be a living being? Or was it simply a program of extermination in a flesh suit?
>>5642965 Cell is different, as it is new life made from bits of other life.
>>5643021 Yes. Why couldn't WB use the DCAU and make their live action 100x better than Marvel's? Could you just imagine seeing the JLA vs Thanagarian finale on a big screen? Would have been glorious.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 22 Apr 2023 15:35:00 No. 5643112 Report Quoted By:
SOON!
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL ID:lV4MWvG8 Sat 22 Apr 2023 15:57:04 No. 5643119 Report Quoted By: