>>5622790>Beauty: 100>Charisma: 100>Speech: 100>Strength: 1>Agility: 1>Intelligence: 1>Wisdom: 1>>5622800((Going with this because of +1))
*Alainne sees her stats and goes white*
N-no! How is it possible that I didn't put any stat points into any mental or combat skills? I don't remember having such a messed up stat tree!
((Well you do only have 1 intelligence, so I wouldn't expect you to remember all your poor life decisions))
My intelligence is 1? This would classify me as "Barely Sentient"?? There has to be something wrong.
Game Master, show me my stats again!
>Beauty: 100>Charisma: 100>Speech: 100>Sex: 100>Strength: 1>Agility: 1>Intelligence: 1>Wisdom: 1WHAT? Why do I now have a sex score of 100? I'm a virgin!!!
((Obviously not you slut))
But Paladins have to be virgins! Our purity is the source of our powers!
((Oh right, then there has to be a mistake, let me fix that))
Thank you...
((Alainne's Class has been changed to Level 100 "Sword Slut"!))
*She growls in frustration*
It doesn't matter. I am still a knight, and I will vanquish all evil within this dungeon and prove my worth! For the glory of gods and Emperor, I charge into the dungeon!
((You enter the first room of the dungeon. A wild goblin appears! It holds its sword up high and gives a speech in broken english about how it is a proud goblin warrior and will slay all humans))
Foul beast, you will fall by my blade! Alainne shouts. I lift my sword up high and charge at him.
((Your sword falls out of your hand))
WHAT?
((Swords require a strength of 3+ to use. You are too weak to use your sword))
You're telling me I am too weak to hold my own sword? Why the hell did I put 100 points into sex and not strength???
((The goblin hears you say this out loud. It falls to the floor laughing. "Ha ha, stupid human, put all her stats into sex and nothing into strength! Ha ha!"))
I will not be so disrespected! I am famous across the land! I am one of mankind's greatest knights!
((Actually, you are mankind's weakest knight and are only famous because of your blowjobs. Under acts of renown it says so right here "gives killer blowjobs". You literally once killed a man with a blowjob and are now famous for it))
*Alainne looks down*
No... am I really only good at blowjobs? How could this be true? I run up to the goblin and punch him
((0 Damage, you fail to overcome his natural armor of 1. He hits you for 3 damage))
I am too weak to fight him? Aren't there any weak monsters I can grind for exp?
((That's what goblins are supposed to be. They're the weakest monster in the entire kingdom))
No.. am I really weaker than a stupid goblin?
((Don't call him stupid, he has 3 intelligence and you only have 1. Technically he is 3 times smarter than you. His strength is 3 as well))
I can't believe it. I am completely useless
((Have you tried offering him a killer blowjob))
NO! Never! Don't I have any attacks I can use?
((Well 4chan? What are her attacks?))
