You sat on your couch, staring blankly at the wall in front of you. Your wife, Mary, had just dropped a bombshell on you, telling you that she was leaving you for none other than the WWE Champion, Roman Reigns.

You couldn't believe it. You and Mary had been together since you were kids, and you had never thought that your love would come to an end. And now, she was leaving you for a wrestler? It didn't make any sense to you.

But just then, the doorbell rang, and you reluctantly got up to answer it. You opened the door, and to your surprise, there was Roman Reigns standing right in front of you.