It becomes obvious to you.
Only DOPE motherfuckers would slay mountainous beasts.
On the way over, you see some hillbilly guys who are way less cool than you, coming down the mountain.
For some reason, they now think it is okay to greet you and say "Hello", even with their moderately low-to-average DOPENESS levels.
This is so surprising, you don't know how to react at first.
You feel insulted, and really SQUARE for being addressed by people you always viewed as less DOPE than you.
You struggle to holler back "Y-you, too..."
When you turn back around to head up the mountain, you slip over a stone and spaghetti goes flying out of your pocket, and its arcing in a direction straight towards a cute girl!
It's time to activate your DOPENESS!
>A. Let the spaghetti spray all over the cute girl, call her a dork, tell her "smell ya later", and run into the mountains at full speed, running with your arms flailing behind you for optimal aerodynamics.
>B. Hunt down the friendly hillbillies and conscript them into servitude, so they can bear witness and spread word about how many Bigfoots and Chupacabras you can slay in the mountains.
>C. Enter Meatball Time, and eat every strand of spaghetti and every meat spheroid mid-air, before any of it touches the ground. You'll need strengf in the mountains.
