You are Ving, a disgruntled dumbshit who lives in the city of Dadaville. You have decided that the overpopulation problem in Dadaville has become too severe, and that you are the only one who can solve it. You bought a shotgun yesterday and your plan is to kill as many people as you can via any means necessary. The only problem is that you can't seem to remember where you stashed your shotgun.
Anonymous
Instead of being violent, find a way to escape.
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY ID:4vh1JB7+ Fri 21 Apr 2023 03:14:54 No. 5641865 Report >>5641856 You begin to ponder an alternative to violent depopulation, but then you remember: You love Dadaville. You love the gay clubs, you love the sandwich shops, hell, you even love some of the local bands. Why would you leave your beloved city over a problem you can so easily solve?
Anonymous
>>5641865 If you like the place so much why would you want to kill all the people there? Anyways theres better ways to kill mass groups of people rather than with a gun
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>5641852 purchase 2 shutguns and tape them to your wrists
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY ID:4vh1JB7+ Fri 21 Apr 2023 23:48:34 No. 5642664 Report >>5641975 You don't necessarily want to kill everyone, only a small amount so that the population is back to normal, but even eliminating a small amount can be a herculean for a man with only a shotgun.
You then remember something: On the outskirts of Dadaville there happens to be a small nuclear powerplant, and if it were to malfunction, it would irradiate a section of the city, thus depopulating it. So instead of performing mass murder via shotgun, you could perform mass murder via nuclear powerplant.
Your new plan is to break into the powerplant and cause a malfunction, but even with this new plan, you know that you will need some weaponry in order to get past any security. Where the hell is that shotgun?
Anonymous
>>5642664 i have an idea
buy a hi-visibllity vest
and a clipboard
maybe a hardhat too
just walk by security, nobody is gonna stop some guy with a clipboard, hi-vis vest AND hardhat
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY ID:4vh1JB7+ Sat 22 Apr 2023 00:09:59 No. 5642674 Report >>5642667 You decide this is a good idea. You prepare to go to your local Powerplant Depot, but then you notice one of the lumps of black tar you use to hold up your Black Flag poster has degraded, causing the poster to fall down a bit. There also appears to be a crevice behind the poster.
Anonymous
>>5642674 no time for exploring holes, get the damn vest, clipboard, and hardhat
Anonymous
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>>5642674 >Take your antipsychotics. Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY ID:4vh1JB7+ Sat 22 Apr 2023 00:46:18 No. 5642697 Report >>5642676 You go outside your room to where your car, a vintage grey Hauswagon, happens to be parked. You also happen to notice a homeless adolescent with an odd hairstyle.
Anonymous
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>>5642697 Just another reason to overload that plant, look at all the mutants since overpopulation
Anonymous
>>5642697 >Flip the bird to the shit kid, since hes got a 3rd eye he probably knows whats coming >Fucking oracle kids Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY ID:4vh1JB7+ Sat 22 Apr 2023 01:20:10 No. 5642721 Report >>5642713 He fucks up your car.
Anonymous
>>5642721 scream abracadabra at him
i think he's an /x/fag, might work
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY ID:4vh1JB7+ Sat 22 Apr 2023 01:48:57 No. 5642737 Report >>5642722 You scream abracadabra at him. He is unfazed and tells you that he read your mind. He also knows that you have that Black Flag poster, and that if you give it to him, he'll unfuck up your car.
Anonymous
>>5642737 order a new one on ebay
Anonymous
>>5642737 Ask why someone wearing a FUCK shirt would like Black Flag
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY ID:4vh1JB7+ Sat 22 Apr 2023 02:22:24 No. 5642758 Report Quoted By:
>>5642741 He can read your mind, and he tells you that vintage poster is one of a kind and that you can't just buy a copy on ebay or whatever.
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY ID:4vh1JB7+ Sat 22 Apr 2023 02:24:50 No. 5642761 Report >>5642757 He responds by asking why someone wearing a SHIT shirt would like Black Flag.
Anonymous
>>5642761 Go inside and think of alternative forms of transport we could take before trading our poster
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY ID:4vh1JB7+ Sat 22 Apr 2023 02:50:20 No. 5642787 Report >>5642767 You go inside to think of alternative transport, when suddenly the Black Flag poster falls a bit more and reveals the crevice more. There appear to be some objects inside, including one resembling a shotgun, but the rest of the poster makes it too dark to see the other objects.
Anonymous
>>5642787 >Give him the Bob hates squares poster and say its black flag, dont open it in the light UV hurts the ink >SHIELD YOUR MIND WITH ONLY THOUGHTS OF HOW YOU WILL HURT THIS MUTANT IF HE DOESNT UNFUCK YOUR CAR NOW SINCE WE DID THE TRADE Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY ID:4vh1JB7+ Sat 22 Apr 2023 03:17:26 No. 5642804 Report Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY ID:4vh1JB7+ Sat 22 Apr 2023 03:36:59 No. 5642815 Report >>5642804 You give him the poster and tell him all that shit. He then reads your mind unfazed, unfucks up your car and leaves.
Anonymous
>>5642815 now drive to Mal-Wart to buy a hi-vis vest, a hardhat, and clipboard
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY ID:4vh1JB7+ Sat 22 Apr 2023 04:04:44 No. 5642839 Report >>5642816 You drive to Mal-Wart and see another adolescent mutant at the Mal-Wart stand. You ask him for a hi-vis vest, a hardhat, and a clipboard, but he doesn't seem be listening to you.
Anonymous
>>5642839 clap it out in morse code
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY ID:4vh1JB7+ Sat 22 Apr 2023 04:23:39 No. 5642850 Report Anonymous
>>5642850 Punch him in the face.
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY ID:4vh1JB7+ Sat 22 Apr 2023 16:57:47 No. 5643159 Report >>5643048 You punch that little shit in the face. He scampers off.
Anonymous
>>5643159 take his shit from behind the stand
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY ID:4vh1JB7+ Sat 22 Apr 2023 17:18:00 No. 5643167 Report >>5643160 You go behind the stand and see 4 poorly drawn objects: a rolled up hi-vis vest, a hardhat, a clipboard, and a shotgun. You take all 4 objects.
Anonymous
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY ID:4vh1JB7+ Sat 22 Apr 2023 17:19:01 No. 5643169 Report Anonymous
>>5643169 drive to power plant
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY ID:4vh1JB7+ Sat 22 Apr 2023 17:35:26 No. 5643177 Report >>5643171 You're here at your final destination: THE POWERPLANT.
Anonymous
>>5643177 put all your gear on, and head inside
Anonymous
>>5643177 Leave the shotgun, it won’t be necessary and would be impossible to conceal
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY ID:4vh1JB7+ Sat 22 Apr 2023 19:27:08 No. 5643258 Report >>5643226 >>5643238 You put all your gear on, leave the shotgun in the car and enter the building. It appears much smaller on the inside. There is a weird cat lady operating some weird mechanisms and a DEVO poster.
Anonymous
>>5643258 hey cat lady, its me.
the lead yellow guy from devo
i need to get into teh reactor to shoot a music video
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY ID:4vh1JB7+ Sat 22 Apr 2023 21:39:24 No. 5643335 Report >>5643314 The cat lady says you aren't Mark Mothersbaugh because Mark wears glasses. She also says you're in the reactor room.
Anonymous
>>5643335 >"Oh lol" >Start blasting Anonymous
>>5643350 we left the shotgun in the car
Anonymous
>>5643335 >"I left my glasses in my car. Could you be a dear and go get them for me? If you do, I'll sing you one of my hit songs." Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>5643351 Damn Im retarded
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY ID:4vh1JB7+ Sat 22 Apr 2023 23:56:09 No. 5643436 Report >>5643400 She apologizes and asks if you can sing her Jocko Homo. She then goes outside to retrieve your fictional glasses.
Anonymous
>>5643436 >Tap the red button a bunch of times and crank up the knobs Anonymous
>>5643400 >Wedge the clipboard in the door to keep it from opening so you have more time to play in this small room. Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY ID:4vh1JB7+ Sun 23 Apr 2023 00:42:39 No. 5643451 Report >>5643439 >>5643445 You wedge the clipboard in the door. You can already hear the cat lady saying something about only finding a shotgun in the car and then banging on the door. You then crank up all the shit and press the red button multiple times until it turns green and a door opens up.
Anonymous
>>5643451 >Snag the DEVO poster Collectible get
>Enter room Anonymous
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>>5643451 recreate that one flash game where you fuck up a pc really but instead of a PC its the fuckin console thing
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY ID:4vh1JB7+ Sun 23 Apr 2023 02:07:42 No. 5643562 Report >>5643532 (1/2)
The room seems empty, with only two buttons near the door where you entered. Suddenly, you hear a loud bang.
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY
Dickus Van Dykus !kEzJyTP6rY ID:4vh1JB7+ Sun 23 Apr 2023 02:20:12 No. 5643568 Report >>5643562 (2/2)
The cat lady unstuck the door forcefully with the shotgun she got from the car. She is now screaming at you while calling you "Mark" about something involving a reactor overload and the how you need to press one of those buttons next to the door.
Anonymous
>>5643568 WHACK HER WITH THE CLIPBOARD!
Anonymous
>>5643578 Shit, I forgot to erase the clipboard. he's not supposed to have it.
Anonymous
>>5643581 WHACK HER WITH THE HARD HAT
Anonymous
>>5643583 You got shot. Go back and try something else?
Anonymous
>>5643615 ...cover your chest with the hardhat and slap her
Anonymous
>>5643617 You bitchslap her pretty hard. She then cries in the corner. ;_;
Anonymous
>>5643634 take th4e shotgun back (of course still using the hard hat as cover incase he tries something)
Anonymous
>>5643635 She has it in her Inventory, you can't take it unless she had it in her Weapon Slot
Anonymous
>>5643636 then go to reactor and uh...what the hell we were do to the reactor anyway?
Anonymous
>>5643639 The reactor is going to fucking blow up now if you don't do something practical. Hint: magic elevator buttons.
Anonymous
>>5643642 find a vent
open vent
crawl through vent
pray to god it leads outside
run
Anonymous
>>5643644 THERE IS NO FUCKING VENT. HINT: PRESS THOSE FUCKING BUTTONS
Anonymous
>>5643645 press the down button
Anonymous
>>5643645 >Leave building Reactor is blowing up soon, take cat lady with us
Anonymous
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>>5643647 >>5643648 I'm interested in both of these but I'm not sure which I should do. Strawpoll time!
https://strawpoll.com/polls/YVyPmwNk3nN Anonymous
>>5643648 You go outside to your car and drive off back to your home with the cat lady, then you hear an explosion behind you. Your work is done, and you feel pretty good about it. Still, you're not sure what to do with the cat lady, but whatever.
Thanks for playing.
Anonymous
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>>5644251 Solid game QM, Id definitely play another by you!
Anonymous
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>>5644251 Thanks for reminding me of all those edgy Flash games I played back in the day.
Anonymous
Did the depopulation work?
Anonymous
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>>5646506 yes he has another thread go do it
