>>5655290An effeminate sissy in a doctor's uniform makes his way to the White House. Introducing himself as Doctor Jack Bright of the SCP Foundation he asks ou to wear a magical pendant. You call him a sissy faggot and dismissively retort "I will not necklaces are for women."
>>5655353In your next outrageously despotic move you choose to deport all republicans to Sinaloa the most vicious region of Mexico where lawless drug cartels rule with an iron fist. Caught in the crossfire the republican chuds find themselves at the mercy of these ruthless criminals who gleefully behead and flay the screaming republicans. "Emperor Brandon this is too far" your imperial jester Kamala Harris pleads in terror. But instead of addressing her concerns you force feed her ice cream and with a mad glint in your eye you whisper "There are no brakes on the Biden train!!"
>>5655355In a move that can only be described as bizarre and unsettling you decide to promote syndicalism but with your own unique twisted spin. This new ideology which you've dubbed Emperor Biden's Superior Syndicalism takes the concept of workers' self management and injects it with a potent dose of dark absurdity. Under the pretense of empowering the proletariat you divide industries into fiendishly competitive syndicates where workers must not only cooperate but also engage in outlandish challenges to maintain their positions. The most sinister of these challenges include navigating treacherous obstacle courses or participating in gladiatorial contests against wild animals or being drowned in vast tubs of ice cream all in the name of workplace efficiency and cooperation. As Emperor Joe Biden you gleefully watch as your absurd experiment unfolds turning the working world into a macabre circus of chaos and death. Workers who once believed they were embracing a new and progressive system soon find themselves trapped in a grotesque parody of their aspirations. With dark humor and an insatiable appetite for power you continue to mold the empire in your twisted image delighting in the unpredictable and sinister outcomes of your superior brand of syndicalism. Only question now is what's next??
>>drink beer and fuck bitches>>waterboard Ben Shapiro in guantanamo>>nuclear war with russia 
