>>5696726"CHINAMEN could be here!" OP thought. "I've never been in this neighbourhood before, CHINAMEN could be anywhere." The cool wind feel good against his bare chest. "I HATEA CHINAMEN" he though. 55 Days at Peiking reverberated his entire car making it puslate even as 9$ wine circulated through his thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of mongoloids. "With Jewish support, you can do anything you want." He said out loud.
OP just finished commandeering online help on his crusade against the CHINAMEN, now it's time to wait. In the mean time, he decides to talk to his friends, which number zero, so OP boots up the Gollum game for a relatable experience. His hand instinctively reaches out for his own precious, which is...
>A CIA badge>An Amazon cap>A Yarmulke 
