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The Goblin King, dashing and dreamy broods on his throne, but you are not he. No, you are his goblins, vermin assembled in human form. He exists to make you immortal and you exist to amuse him.
Previous Thread; https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2023/5667937/
>Summary: Go on adventures as a goblin band to relieve the king's nightmarish ennui from being an ancient and ludicrously powerful being, win rewards to get more goblins and stuff, then go on more adventures. Each goblin is normally a 1d6. Trials of Fate are highly lethal but give good results. Trials of Talent are mostly non-lethal but give lesser results. Trials of Force are sort of in-between. Trials of Discrimination are but simple option choices, maybe. The Goblins are folkloric fae with a slipped hand seasoning of Labyrinth goblins. They like fun, but fun for a goblin is often fatal for others, as goblins on death respawn above their king and other beings just die. A goblin left all on its lonesome will in time become a goblin noble losing immortality, and will no longer be butt-ugly, not as ravishing as a goblin monarch though. Rules will be elaborated as they come up.
Today the King is surrounded by his shambly subjects, humanoid beings made up of a patchwork of verminous bodyparts, they all have big pointy noses and wide pointy ears though. The King has taken to watching more than one group of goblins, though he has limited himself to three visions. The goblins are a lot more subdued than usual, intently watching both the vision focused on a single lone goblin trapped in an illusionary dream and the one of goblins locked in battle with the mob of a different monarch.
A few goblins however are eagerly awaiting the King's decision on the third location to toss goblins into for his amusement.
STARTING LOCATIONS!
>The foot of a snowy mountain where the cruel dragon known as the Lord of Soot lives...
>Uhh, isn't that underwater, Goblin King, we can't breathe underwater! Eh? Is that a really big clam blowing bubbles?
>The walls are meaty...
>Is that a cloud? Goblin King, Goblin King, we goblins can't fly either! Eh, a castle in the clouds?
>A buff red skinned man with horns is even now raking a pale man in rags over coals...
>Strange beings with bulbous rocky heads are sadly gathered around a pile of rubble?
>Atop a table is a crystal ball, within is a castle and its grounds, young magicians muddle about. Within the castle is a table with a crystal ball, within that, a castle and its grounds...
>Atop a lonely hill of harvested wheat is a white mansion, the door and windows are boarded up...
Current Starting Stats;
15 starting goblins
5 starting variants
Available Variants
>Reverse Goblins
>Goblin Stompers
>Goblin Bakers
Pick a location and variant, regardless of choice, roll 2d50 and 2d18 for extra goblins
We can always return to Quiet later, for now, new thread, new adventure, I'll post at minimum twice a day to get the ball rolling
Previous Thread; https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2023/5667937/
>Summary: Go on adventures as a goblin band to relieve the king's nightmarish ennui from being an ancient and ludicrously powerful being, win rewards to get more goblins and stuff, then go on more adventures. Each goblin is normally a 1d6. Trials of Fate are highly lethal but give good results. Trials of Talent are mostly non-lethal but give lesser results. Trials of Force are sort of in-between. Trials of Discrimination are but simple option choices, maybe. The Goblins are folkloric fae with a slipped hand seasoning of Labyrinth goblins. They like fun, but fun for a goblin is often fatal for others, as goblins on death respawn above their king and other beings just die. A goblin left all on its lonesome will in time become a goblin noble losing immortality, and will no longer be butt-ugly, not as ravishing as a goblin monarch though. Rules will be elaborated as they come up.
Today the King is surrounded by his shambly subjects, humanoid beings made up of a patchwork of verminous bodyparts, they all have big pointy noses and wide pointy ears though. The King has taken to watching more than one group of goblins, though he has limited himself to three visions. The goblins are a lot more subdued than usual, intently watching both the vision focused on a single lone goblin trapped in an illusionary dream and the one of goblins locked in battle with the mob of a different monarch.
A few goblins however are eagerly awaiting the King's decision on the third location to toss goblins into for his amusement.
STARTING LOCATIONS!
>The foot of a snowy mountain where the cruel dragon known as the Lord of Soot lives...
>Uhh, isn't that underwater, Goblin King, we can't breathe underwater! Eh? Is that a really big clam blowing bubbles?
>The walls are meaty...
>Is that a cloud? Goblin King, Goblin King, we goblins can't fly either! Eh, a castle in the clouds?
>A buff red skinned man with horns is even now raking a pale man in rags over coals...
>Strange beings with bulbous rocky heads are sadly gathered around a pile of rubble?
>Atop a table is a crystal ball, within is a castle and its grounds, young magicians muddle about. Within the castle is a table with a crystal ball, within that, a castle and its grounds...
>Atop a lonely hill of harvested wheat is a white mansion, the door and windows are boarded up...
Current Starting Stats;
15 starting goblins
5 starting variants
Available Variants
>Reverse Goblins
>Goblin Stompers
>Goblin Bakers
Pick a location and variant, regardless of choice, roll 2d50 and 2d18 for extra goblins
We can always return to Quiet later, for now, new thread, new adventure, I'll post at minimum twice a day to get the ball rolling
