You're Dum Krueger the barbarian. You've been banished from your tribe because you fucked the chief's wife. The original punishment was death but they didn't manage to find anyone who could kill you, but you realized that although you are strong, you would still need to eat and sleep, and so you could be poisoned or assassinated. So you kinda just left, and they changed the punishment to they will kill you if you come back - banishment.

You didn't plan it too good though, because you are now in the middle of the Noman Wastes and you've just ran out of water. What are you gonna do in this dire situation?

> Start digging until you find a water source
> Pray to the spirits of the rain for a downpour
> Keep walking there must be a river somewhere
> Write in