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It feels as though the jig is up the moment you enter the tavern. Every eye in the place turns up to take in your entry. You walk quickly, though stiffly (for the wound on your leg has not fully healed), to the counter. It's a clean enough establishment, as far as Allonden watering holes go, the sort of sleepy nook where every man knows every other man’s business. Strangers are not always unwelcome in such places. A traveler may carry tales, reports, and above all, news, for which the townsfolk are always happy to pull out a chair. Besides which there is the common hospitality offered to the travel weary—if not always fugitives, which, admittedly, you are. Here, there is none of that.>You are Sir Dagon, one of the many landless knights that served under King Tonbeald the Second, until his untimely demise at the hands of the Pretender of Beline, Orsith. Now you are a wanderer, a knight errant, and a rebel. >You are Rudolph, a deserter from the army of Baron Longstroke, one of the many liege-less lords of Allonde embroiled in endless war among themselves. >You are Ranulf the Cheat, a small-time outlaw that once led a band of highwaymen that preyed chiefly on baron convoys >Write-in
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>>5712727 >>You are Rudolph, a deserter from the army of Baron Longstroke, one of the many liege-less lords of Allonde embroiled in endless war among themselves Anonymous
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>>5712727 >You are Rudolph, a deserter from the army of Baron Longstroke, one of the many liege-less lords of Allonde embroiled in endless war among themselves. We got paid and got out before Longstroke was hanged, the best outcome we could have hoped for?
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>Write-in. >You are Greta, bastard daughter of a deceased landsknecht, but inheritor of his royal-issue mercenary license which afford unique legal and social status
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>>5712727 >>Write-in. >>You are Greta, bastard daughter of a deceased landsknecht, but inheritor of his royal-issue mercenary license which afford unique legal and social status Anonymous
>>5712727 >Write-in. >You are Greta, bastard daughter of a deceased landsknecht, but inheritor of his royal-issue mercenary license which afford unique legal and social status Anonymous
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>>5712727 >You are Rudolph, a deserter from the army of Baron Longstroke, one of the many liege-less lords of Allonde embroiled in endless war among themselves. I’m tired of female MCs
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>>5712749 >>5712759 >>5712767 >>5712783 Landsknects are a bit past the time period I am considering for this quest (which is more early-mid middle ages than pike and shot), if you're willing to make the concession that your father was instead a landless noble, who maybe made his living through mercenary work, then I'm happy to oblige.
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>>5712734 Screw it. I'll change too
>You are Greta, bastard daughter of a deceased landsknecht, but inheritor of his royal-issue mercenary license which afford unique legal and social status Anonymous
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>>5712804 As an addendum, although this is not a historical quest, it is also not a "girls can fight just as well as men" quest either. You'll absolutely get destroyed in single combat against your male equivalents. Instead, you'll have to make your way through cunning, tactics, wiles, and political maneuvering. Consider this the hard mode option. I'm not gonna pull any punches just because you want to be a little girl.
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>>5712804 I only used landsknect here not in a time period specific sense, but rather as a term to denote a person who has legal status as a mercenary, rather than just some opportunist sellsword.
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>>5712727 >You are Rudolph, a deserter from the army of Baron Longstroke, one of the many liege-less lords of Allonde embroiled in endless war among themselves. Meh
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>>5712804 Yeah. No problem. Do your worst.
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>>5712727 >You are Sir Dagon, one of the many landless knights that served under King Tonbeald the Second, until his untimely demise at the hands of the Pretender of Beline, Orsith. Now you are a wanderer, a knight errant, and a rebel. Anonymous
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But their inhospitality could just as well be from your dress. You doubt that many in Allonde have ever seen a woman wearing gambeson and chainmail, or even one with cropped hair like yours. One of the patrons is so astonished that he has forgotten to drink from the mug he’s brought up to his lips, letting the ale spill over onto the table. The keeper of the tavern seems of a mind to turn you out on principle, as the last three places you’ve been to have done, but then he glances at someone sitting by the fire, a gaunt, sunken man, with skin like the weathered bark of the ashen staff on which he leans. This man returns the slightest of nods and the keeper seems to swallow his reservations. "Drink's a penny. Bed's a penny. Meal's a penny." "And baths? No, no, let me guess." He frowns. "Baths is two pennies." "In the city, two pennies gets you the lot." "Ain't in the city.">What do you do? >Slide over a Beliner gold coin, worth twenty of their Allonden currency—debased as it is by their failed wars. You’ve no shortage of them. >Having no coins left in your purse, you wonder aloud if they would not be willing to trade for labor. You have many talents, beauty not the least among them. >Whistle for the half-dozen or so men-at-arms in your retinue to enter the establishment and conclude these “negotiations” >Write-in
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>>5712869 >>Slide over a Beliner gold coin, worth twenty of their Allonden currency—debased as it is by their failed wars. You’ve no shortage of them. Anonymous
>>5712869 >write-in “Three pennies for the lot and the only woman at arms sings of virtue and fair dealings to any who ask.”
We’re unusual and could drum up some business for him?
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>>5712869 >Whistle for the half-dozen or so men-at-arms in your retinue to enter the establishment and conclude these “negotiations” Anonymous
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>>5712885 Whoops, should read as “sings of YOUR virtues…”
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>>5712869 >>Having no coins left in your purse, you wonder aloud if they would not be willing to trade for labor. You have many talents, beauty not the least among them. Anonymous
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>>5712885 Supporting this. Worth a go.
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Your coinpurse has gotten lighter and lighter since you set off from home; all that’s left now are the dregs. You dump the contents of it onto the counter and single out three miserable pennies. You can forgo the drink, of course, as much as you’re fond of it, but it’s been so long since you’ve had a warm bath. “I’ll give you three for the lot.” “Can’t be done.” “Listen a minute. Look at me: have you seen my like before, in all your life?” The keeper folds his arms, but you can already discern a gleam of interest in his eyes. “What of it?” “A word of recommendation from a common churl means nothing, but suppose I sing the virtues of…” “Harold. Harry to them that know me.” “Suppose I sing your virtues, Harry, to the next traveling folk I see? Point them your way. They might listen to someone like me, being an uncommon sight. Surely that’s worth two pennies?” He thinks for a moment. “They might also steer clear for your queerness,” he says. “Better the two pennies, I think.” Damn. He’s got a point, too. Defeated, you slide him two coins, and then the third, mumbling that you’ll start with the drink. The watching eyes of all the patrons continue to follow you as you take a seat at one of the empty tables. Even though you’ve borne these looks your whole life, it still somehow makes you feel self-conscious. You avoid meeting their eyes. The man with the ashen staff stands up and walks confidently over to your table. “May I sit down?” he asks.>What do you do? >Let him sit >Tell him no >Ask him what for >Write-in
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>>5713094 >Ask him what for “Business proposals or fuck off, buddy.”
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>>5713094 >>Ask him what for Anonymous
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>>5712824 >landknect It's Landsknecht. You spelled it correctly the first time.
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>>5713094 >ask him what for