You're a sentient parthenon.
You hunger for the spiritual energy of your worshippers.
You can effect reality and cause miracles, and even walk around, but doing so increases your hunger.
You currently have only one worshipper, a weird who keeps prayers for a girlfriend.
What do you do?
> Grant a girlfriend to the weirdo
> Get up and find a more populated area to settle down
> Stay dormant for a hundred years
> Write in