You've been living the good life out here in the Vampire woods for the last couple decades. Meaty people try to run away from you but what they don't know is that when you don't need to breathe, it gets easy to chase others around!

Then its back to your hideout to dodge the hunters and relax. You were your own boss! Or at least, you used to be.

Wullrug has recently bossed all the other vampires to follow him. He has a grand plan to break out and rule the humans. Regardless of your opinion on that, he's set you out to do his bidding.

The task for you is to conquer, or at least distract the humans holed up in Twopee Fort just over yonder. To help you with this endeavor you've brought some help.

>Your ghoulish sidekick, Jeeves
>Your sentient wizarding staff
>Your ghostly slave, Lise